Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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"Did Mir pick up?"
"No...I'm getting worried. I'm going to go over there and check."
"Well I'm not coming. The last time we met, she took one of Mar's 'muffins of death', and tried to hit me with it."
"...Thats...Nice."
•••••••••
Soot Featherwing shut the door behind her, zipping up her sweatshirt. There was a cill in the air, as the leaves twirled around. A orange streak of hair flew into Soot's mouth. She brushed it away, thinking what could be wrong with Mir. Mira (Mir) Block wasn't the nicest girl in ireland, and she wasn't the best handler of a grudge. She taunted the person, then when they were going to hurt her she surprised them and scarred them for life. Soot was certainly glad she was Mir's friend.
Soot got on her motor bike, satisfied when the engine roared to life again. Weaving through the streets of Dublin, Ireland, she pondered on why Mir wasn't responding to anything.
'Maybe she got surprised this time...thats completely unrealistic.'
*****
The door was shut, and wouldn't budge when Soot kicked it. Soot spotted a shovel in the yard, and repeatedly hit the door until it caved in. Tossing the shovel aside, Soot stepped across the foyer and was immediately jumped on from behind!
"Get off me!" Soot screamed, tugging at the lump on her. Strong but small arms locked around her neck, and that was a definite warning sign that whoever it was meant harm.
Soot dashed into the hallway some more, and fell back onto the wall, hearing a satisfying "OOPH!"
"Get off of me!" Soot screamed again, tossing the figure back and forth. "Where is Mir?!"
"She's on your back." Soot jerked up to look further down the hall, where March (Mar) Pathway stood, her hand alit with fire.
"What do you mean she...Mir. GET OFF OF MY BACK!" Soot tossed Mir down, pulling out her rice paddle from her sweatshirt pocket for defense.
Mir's mess of brown hair was still the same: a giant fuzzy blob. Her chestnut eyes were forced in a glare, and she was running a hand through her hair. Soot looked up as Mar literally fluttered past, yanking the door and securing it. Mar's red mess was long and as wild as ever, bouncing with every step she took.
Mir stood up, zipping up her bullet proof jacket. "Was that really necessary?" her face was still forced in a glare.
Soot blinked a couple times. "Mir, your face may say you were annoyed, but your thinking 'Oh my god that was awesome!'"
Mir walked into the kitchen, turning on the light. "Stupid mind readers..." She muttered.
Mar laughed a little. "Don't mind her. We were out of ingredients for brownies this morning."
"Brownies for breakfast?" Soot raised an eyebrow quizzically.
"I dunno. She wouldn't leave me alone." Mar walked to the kitchen as well, leaving Soot the follow.
The kitchen had a theme of light brown and light blue. There was a faint smell of coffee in the air. Sure enough, Mir was sitting at the counter, drinking a cup of coffee
Soot set down her rice paddle. "So, why weren't you picking up the phone?"
"Mir got into another fight, and the person turned out to be a powerful adept mage." Mar explained, sipping some tea.
Mir's face was bright red. "It was his fault..." She murmured, stirring her coffee around and around.
Soot shook her head. "Never mind that. I need Mir to help me sort out one of Ariana Act's problems again."
Mar raised an eyebrow quickly. "What is it now?"
"I don't know. Something about a cookie, probably."
••••••••
Mar Pathway smiled at the people who passed by, waving every now and then. It was a completely regular morning, or at least it seemed.
Mir had gone with Soot to Ariana's bakery, and Mar had politely declined the invitation to go and decided to take a walk instead.
Mar jumped in the air lightly, her hair rising up around her. Holding out her hands for balance, she gently floated to the ground a few feet away. In total Mar weighed one pound. Her bones were basicly bird bones, lighter then feathers.
Mar was lost in thought. Slipping her hands into her vest pockets, she recalled what had happened the night before.
The door had knocked at exactly eight o'clock, and Mar had foolishly opened it, wondering if it was the pizza she had ordered over twenty minutes before. Ten more minutes and it would be free...
"March Pathway." Skulduggery Pleasant said, his partner Valkyrie Cain next to him. Mar jerked back in surprise The Skeleton Detective!
"Y-Yes?" Mar answered shakily.
"May we come in?"
Mar frowned. "What for?"
"Matters that should be spoken of inside." Skulduggery said.
"Thats not really an answer."
"Its about Dusk." Skulduggery nodded his head. "May we come In now?"
Mar stood aside for them to walk into the small victorian style house, her mouth open slightly as if she were going to say something. Leading them into the living room, Mar gestured for them to sit. Skulduggery chose to stand. Valkyrie sat on the edge of a chair. Mar in turn sat on the couch.
"So?" She asked. "What about Dusk?"
Valkyrie answered. "He was last seen in this area."
"What?!" Mar's hair stood on end, her eyes widening.
"Along with two infected." Skulduggery finished.
Skulduggery had then told Mar that she should stay inside, or at the very least be on her guard. Then they had politely declined Mar's invitation for a cup of tea, which relieved Mar, for she actually didn't have any tea, it was just first instinct.
However, Mar hated being indoors, so she just decided to have her guard up. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when the sidewalk was blown to bits, throwing Mar into the air...
"OY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR 'DOIN?!" Ariana Act launched her latte at Soot and Mir, who then jumped out of the way.
"Ariana! Its only us!" Soot waved her hands back and forth franticly, trying to calm Ariana down.
Ariana Blinked. “Oh.” she stated. “Its you.”
Mir sighed. “Dude, don't you EVER throw a latte at me AGAIN!”
“Fine.”
“That doesn't sound very convincing!”
“Fine. I will never ever throw my latte at you again.”
“Say it with feeling!”
“No.”
“Why you-”
“GUYS!” Soot yelled, holding her hands apart between them to prevent them from lunging at each other. “Ariana!” she turned to Ariana. “Why did you call Mir and Me down here?”
Ariana's face turned dead serious. “I need your help to hunt Billy-Ray Sanguine down.”
“again?!” Mir and Soot said simultaneously.
“YES Again!”
“...Fine.” Soot said, shrugging.
Mir pouted for a moment. “...Whats in it for me?”
“if we find him you can hit him first.”
“...Deal.”
Mar slammed into a girl. A flying girl. She had short blonde hair to her shoulders, and shocked green eyes. The girl was wearing a white blouse and grey skinny jeans.
“Whoa!” The girl jerked to a halt, but then realized she wasn't moving...and quickly dropped to the ground. Mar landed on the girl, looking around with wide eyes.
The street was in ruin. Large chunks of asphalt had been over turned, and the little greenery on the sides were burning. Mar heard a soft moaning and looked down to see the girl.
“Oh! I'm so sorry!” Mar exclaimed, leaping up and lending a hand to the girl.
“It...It's okay..” the girl murmured, taking Mar's hand. “My names Norah.”
Mar blinked “Oh! Hi! My names-”
A man in black leapt at Mar and Norah, a sword in his hand.
“Get back!” Mar jumped in front of Norah, in her hand a ruby dagger. She jumped over the man, tucking her legs to her stomach. She swiped her dagger at the man. “Leado ledo.” Mar whispered, using the latin word for hit.
However, this seemed to enrage the man. “why you little $@#&!” (befuddled)
“Thats not very nice!” Mar pursed her lips, pouting.
“All I was told to do was to get rid of you!”
“what?!”
“All. I. Was. Told. To. Do. Was. KILL YOU!”
The man dashed at her, sword flashing. Mar gasped in pain as it made contact with her arm, leaving a deep gash.
“You just don't like being nice, don't you?”
The man roared, going to end it when...
“I leave you for one day, and already someone is trying to kill you.” A bullet shot through the man's shoulder, making him scream. “That was payback for what you did to this girl over here.” a fireball hit the man in the stomach. “That was for blowing a perfectly nice street to bits.” the man was thrown back by a mighty gust of wind, making him land with a sickening THUD! “That was just for being a mean person.”
Skulduggery Pleasant walked in front of Mar and Norah, revolver in hand. Valkyrie Cain ran over to the man, checking his pulse.
She stood up. “He's dead.” she stated, looking towards Skulduggery.
Skulduggery simply shrugged. “I don't think it's anyones loss. He didn't seem the type to make many friends.”
Soot guided her motor bike to a stop, before a dark house. In fact the entire street was dark, the only lights those of her bike. Behind her was a 1998-2002 Lincoln Continental, where Ariana was driving and Mir was sitting shotgun.
A few seconds later Mir walked up behind Soot. “Is this really it?”
“Ariana said.” Soot shrugged.
“But most of the time she's wrong, isnt she?”
“Well...yes.”
Ariana joined them. “There were cracks on the wall.”
Mir looked at the ground. “There are cracks on the ground.”
“So?”
“It could've been an earthquake.” Soot pointed out.
“Er...there's no exact proof.”
Mir pointed to a newspaper with the words 'EARTHQUAKE LAST WEEK'.
Ariana smiled thinly. “Well. What do ya know?”
Mir started to walk away. “I'm out.”
Ariana walked back to the car. “Well suit your self, but I'm not giving you a ride back.”
“Ariana?”
“I mean, theres no bus stop for blocks...”
“...Hello?”
“And its near midnight so I bet NO ONE is awake...”
“Ariana!”
“What?”
“Mir's already gone.”
“Oh. Well.” Ariana cleared her throat. “Let's go.”
Shana Hakumei was being kidnapped. She hated being kidnapped. It ruined her day. So she always did her best to ruin the kidnappers day. Today, her kidnapper was Billy-Ray Sanguine.
Shana was walking into a cafe, expecting to meet someone, and there he was, sunglasses and all.
He tilted his head and said, “You were just the person I was looking for.” and then he ran and punched her in the face.
Shana flew back into the street, dazed. She realized she was being pulled by the collar of her coat, and had cuffs on her hands.
'Well.' She thought. 'Ain't that just dandy?'
Shana was dropped into the passengers side of a car, and soon after she heard the drivers side opening and the car starting up.
Her head snapped up, and she blurted out “No body likes you!”
Sanguine laughed. “Oh, I don't think thats true. There are lots of people who like me.”
“And there are lots of good-natured people who don't.”
“So not everyone hates me.”
“Well I know I do.”
“And why is that?”
“Your too psychotic. You should be locked up. It'd be community service.”
“But I don't really want to be locked up. Is that a problem?”
“No. Not really.”
“Well okay then.”
Shana pulled her legs criss-cross applesauce. “Let me go.”
“I'm afraid I can't do that.”
“Why not?”
“I'm afraid I can't tell you.”
“Thats no fun.”
“I can't imagine it can be.”
“Let me gooooooooooo.”
“Nope.”
“Or I'll start to sing camp fire songs...”
“I'd appreciate it if you didn't.”
Shana began to sing at the top of her lungs. “Da moose da moose, da moose da moose, swimming in da water, swimming in da water...”
“Stop it.”
“eating his supper, where did he go? Where did he go? He when to sleep, he whent to sleep. Da moose da moose...”
“Please tell me theres not another bloody verse.”
“Swimming in da water, swimming in da water, eating his supper, eating his supper, where did he go? Where did he go?”
“He went insane because your singing about him.”
“He went to sleep. He went to sleep.”
“Stop it.”
“Then let me go.”
“I can't do that.”
“Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark!”
“%$+#” (befuddled)
“mama shark doo doo do do do doo, mama shark doo doo do do do doo, oh look theres Inyashi doo doo do do do doo, your going to get hurt doo doo do do do doo...”
something slammed on top of the car, causing it to swerve on the road.
A girl of about 18 stood in the road, dressed in all black. “Hello.” She said when Sanguine got out with his razor. “I belief you have a friend of mine.”
oops. i seemed to have posted all thats written so far.
kay~
i'm thinking of adding you into the story next...hmmm~
hmmm. brb myself too. dinner~
wow exactly 4900, huh?
Well... not anyMORE, but... it was, I mean, it WAS a minute ago!
Really...., it was!
~sigh~
I can't be on long again :/
.....
I HOPE SOMEONE WILL COME ON IN THE TIME I DO HAVE!!!!!
Hellooooo!
I wanna get 5000 For once, all of you seem to have broken the blog before, When it going to be my turn!?
*Pouts and then cries petulantly*
ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~tackles~
~pinches a few times to make sure he's really real~
It's really you!!!
Wait a minute...
~pulls at his face to see if it's really just someone wearing an "Alexander" mask~
It IS really you!!
~hugs~
I haven't seen you in MONTHS!!!!
LOL I've never gotten it either :P
Haha i know unfortunately, ive been a busy....person :P
How are you Madame Skyril?
How has the writing been going, what has everyone been up to around these parts?
I'm doing well!
Well, I suppose not super well. I DO have a rather sore throat, but I'm m mostly good. :]
Oh everything's been same ol' same ol'. Besides the fact the Kallista and Dragona are going to have a blog wedding. Have you heard?
...
You're still there, right??
Yeah i am and nah i didnt hear of this..?
KALLISTA!!!
~glomps~
Have fun with the baby-sitting?
Im missing someone on msn :/
You DO know that was a declarative sentence, Alex. "And declarative sentences make a statement and end with a ~pop~ period"
That's what they said when I was in, like, 1st or 2nd grade. The 'pop' and everything :P
How old are they, Kal?
Who are you missing?
Have either of you, or you, Master Derek, seen the show, Firefly?
*dances*
ITS ALMOST 5000!
YES! YESSSSS! BREAK THE BLOG!
Yes, by the way, I DO know I'm talking a lot, but I have HARDLY been on the last few days and I need to catch up on some online chatter :P
Hullo, Mar!
bye the way- Kallista! how did you like the story?!
Haha, its fine, i was missing Kallista, :P Uhh nope i dont believe i have seen it
And kallista i know your busy i was joking
*clings to skyril like a koala*
*goes all the cat*
meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aww cute!
Pretty good, although I've had a pretty sore, sore throat all day. :/ It's better than it was this morning, though. So that's good. :]
It's a pretty cool show, Alex. You should watch it. Sadly, it's only one season, but they DID make a movie to finish it. I haven't seen it yet. I only just finished watching the 14 episodes, in fact. Firefly is one of my brother's FAVORITE shows.
~pets Mar~
Awwwww! It's a cute little girl who's clinging to me like koala, but acting like a cat!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~
*rubs head against Kallista*
oh my gawd we almost broke the blog. look how many comments!
*purrrrrrrrr*
Its a really gory movie Kallista, well, the part i saw of it :D
oooh meow meow meow meow mew~
By the way, Alex, I hear it's SOMEONE'S birthday this Wednesday/Thursday.
~tilts head in a questioning manner~
Though...., I can't seem to recall WHOSE birthday it is....
Hmmmmm........
That's too bad. I guess that person will just have to live without a birthday wish from me.
~sees Alex's expression~
~slowly, a smile creeps onto my face~
~then, unable to contain it any longer, starts chuckling~
~within moments of Alex's 2nd expression, this time confused, I burst out laughing and fall onto the floor not strong enough to stand and laugh that hard at the same time~
*stares at Skyril quizzicly*
meow?
You know another gory movie???
Kill Bill.
And I even saw that one on television when they'd taken stuff out to make it pg-13!
*Glares*
~pats Mar's head~
Human joke, little kitty. :]
Oh LOOK! It's a little doggy too!
~pats Alexander's head too~
:P
I know whose birthday it is! :)
*curls up around Skyril's head*
meowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
It's a very special person named Alex Night.
That's who it was, right Kallista??
LOL
I sound like my dad! He does this stuff all the time! :P
No, it's a very special person named Alexander/Necros's birthday!!
Sooo....cold *Mouth jitters incessantly*
I love the cold!!! Sadly it isn't very cold here :/
~wraps a blanket around Alex~
I love the cold aswell, but not when its SUPPOSED to be summer -_-
LOL I bet Octa's fish love me! I keep feeding them! :P
Wait, you live in Australia, don't you Alex? It's cold there??
Yeah i do live in Australia, its supposed to be summer, but Melbourne (The city where i live) Has really screwed up weather patterns, theres an expression "We get all four seasons in a day down here"
I can't stay on much longer :/
*eats cereal*
That's very interesting!
I think I'd like to visit Melbourne someday.
~nods to self~
Yes, I need to go there sometime!!
Kitty!! Don't eat cereal! And that milk will give you diarrhea!!
MEOW!
*upon seeing puppy runs off and hides on Skyril's head*
Yay! two warm blankets :D
There are a lot o f places around the world I want to visit!!
Dublin, Ireland is currently at the top of that list. :]
~put a heater on Alex too~
*licks milk from lips*
~attempts to pet kitty on top of my head~
~ends up on making it hold on for dear life~
Im BLIINNNDDD!!!!!!!! *Walks aimlesly colliding with the same wall several times*
~wraps a scarf around the blanket on Alex's head~
~grabs Alex and puts on his hands three pairs of thick gloves~
MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away and diggs into the heap of blankets that was once alex*
~places several more heaters around the stumbling thing of blankets~
*Crawls out from pile of blankets and goes to sleep*
LOL exactly right, Kallista!
I have to go now. :/ I'm sorry.
Farewell, y'all!
Bye skyril :D
*Waves Sullenly*
Im here...
*is being disturbed*
i just had a GLIMPSE of that scene in the movie the godfather with the horse head. and i am sick. to. my. stomach.
but on the up side, i cant stop laughing when i say THE GODFATHER.
*laughs like an idiot*
THE GODFATHER.
Dont bag that movie, it is legendary...
*Doesnt glare at kallista....*
*giggles*
THE GODFATHER.
*stops*
i'm sorry. thats it.
*snickers*
thats it.
*wispers*
THE GODFATHER
*quickly turns away and rides on Kallista's head as a cat*
*snickers*
THE GODFATHER
*Looks at the ensuing madness with a smile on his face*
I want it...
WAIT! LOOK! WE'VE ALMOST BROKEN IT!
MINE!!!
Mine!
bye! see everyone on the overflow side!
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