Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


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arwa said...

Oh, look whos back!!! Marchu, u still mad at me?

Mar-Chu said...

*hiss*

Aquila Felis said...

*talks with tree*
So, what are you doing all day? Ok, standing around is kinda nice, but... Oh, really? Aha. Mhm. Oh, ok. And what... Ah!

arwa said...

Will you be friendly with me if I give your sacred frypan back? ( I stole it )

Mar-Chu said...

YOU TOOK IT?!?!

*launches self at Arwa with flyswatter*

*bashes arwa*

arwa said...

??? Aquila, really? Something that makes sense is much better than that.

arwa said...

*Doges* aww, you forgot?

Aquila Felis said...

*still talking with tree*
Did I get that right? They're fighting because of a pen? But why woud someone... you think so? Shouldn't we try to stop them?

arwa said...

* throws frypan at Marchu*

Mar-Chu said...

*bashes arwa on head*

I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU! YOU ARE NOT RESPECTING DEREKLAND RULES!!!!!

arwa said...

Aquila, you are just too funny.

Katie Louise said...

hey, anyone there?

arwa said...

Marchu, I wasn't aiming for you head or face!You were supposed to catch it!!!!
*puts on lost puppy face*
I'm sorryyyyyy.

Aquila Felis said...

Oh, not a pen. Wait a sec... throwing a frypan is dangerous, right?
*looks worried*
*changes to cat*
*hides behind tree*

arwa said...

Oh hi Jaffa.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Jaffa!

Katie Louise said...

hey Arwa
hi Aquila

arwa said...

Not that I know you of course. Come join the weird conversation.

Katie Louise said...

how are you all?

Mar-Chu said...

I DON'T FORGIVE YOU!

EVERYONE! HELP MEEEEE!

*bashes arwa*

arwa said...

Marchu, hello?
Ok, I guess you just got your frypan and ran away to keep it in a safe place.
Good luck with that.
I won't steal it again.

Katie Louise said...

KALLISTA! hey

Mar-Chu said...

I DON'T TRUST YOU!

Aquila Felis said...

I'm fine.*ducks*
Well, exept the fact that frypans are flying around...

Katie Louise said...

hi Mar-Chu

arwa said...

*Trips Marchu and makes her land facefirst on the floor.*
Hey, relax. Make peace with me ALREADY!

arwa said...

Kallista, you there? Help me here!

Katie Louise said...

OK, STOP THROWING FRYING PANS! I ALREADY HAVE A TWISTED ANKLE AND I DON'T NEED TO BE HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FRYING PAN!

lol, so how are you all?

arwa said...

Marchu.... please?
*lends out hand for marchu to shake*
Please?
*Puts on lost puppy ace again and makes eyes teary*

Mar-Chu said...

*smiles sweetly* hello Jaffa!

*smiles deviously at arwa*

DIE!

*takes frypan*

*bashes arwa*

I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!

arwa said...

Oh, twisted ankle? Howd you twist it?

Katie Louise said...

*stands between Arwa and Mar-Chu*

please stop, violence is bad (except when i do it)

oh, i've updated my website!

arwa said...

Arrgh! Sooner or later I might have one because of SOMEBODY!
*cough cough*
Mrchu, seriously?
And ow, that hurts.

Aquila Felis said...

*sighs*
*puts herself between Arwa and Mar-Chu*

arwa said...

*hides behind Jaffa*
This girl's trying to kill me!!

Mar-Chu said...

NOOOO! ARWA WILL DIE!

*waves frypan around*

ARWA IS EVIL! I KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO'S WITH MEH?!

Aquila Felis said...

*smiles*
Hey Jaffa, over here we say: Two sillies, one thought. ;)

arwa said...

Nobody is with you! No-one agrees!
And I am not evil, not even close!
I just enjoy acting evil sometimes, but I am an angel at heart.
seriously!

Aquila Felis said...

Baad, Mar-Chu. Killing is baaad.
*same voice you use for dogs*

Katie Louise said...

lol Aquila

arwa said...

LoL

Katie Louise said...

where'd kallista go?

arwa said...

Probably her computer froze again I'm gussing.

Mar-Chu said...

YOU SEE! I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WAIT FOR OTHER OPPINIONS!!!!!

YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN EVERYBODYS OPINION!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

I KILL YOU!

*bashes arwa on head with frypan*

arwa said...

Yeah, so I express my opinion first and then other people are free to express theirs.

Aquila Felis said...

Since I'm christian: Killing is baaaaaad. ;)

Katie Louise said...

my opinion is that you two should stop fighting and if you don't like each other just ignore each other

Mar-Chu said...

PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THEIR PROBLEMS HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS!!!!!

arwa said...

*Head starts throbbing painfully*
Oh, now you've done it!
kick's marchu in the shins and ducks another frypan blow

Aquila Felis said...

*Aquila, still between Arwa and Mar-Chu, gets hit by the frypan*
*looses conscience*

arwa said...

Yeah, I know Jaffa is right

Mar-Chu said...

AND THERES NO LAW AGGAINST BASHING PEOPLE NAMED ARWA!

arwa said...

Aquila!!!

Katie Louise said...

sorry. i'm gonna go now, i might be back later

SEE YA!

arwa said...

Oh, so there are laws against bashing people named Marchu? Not!
Slaps marchu.

arwa said...

Kneels beside Aqualia

Mar-Chu said...

*puts pillow under aquila's head*

there~

*bashes arwa again*

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie Louise said...

ok, new laws people named Awra and Mar-Chu cannot be harmed by ANYONE!

Aquila Felis said...

*wakes up*
*realizes they're still fighting*
*sighs*
So: What did happen? WHY are you fighting?

arwa said...

Dumps water at Aqualia's face.

arwa said...

Well- *ow!*
I once stole his frypan

arwa said...

then I

Aquila Felis said...

*winks*
Erm... now I'm wet... Ah, whatever.
*changes to fox*
*shakes*
*changes back to dry human form*

arwa said...

*ow*!

Katie Louise said...

be back later.
BYE!!

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Jaffa!

arwa said...

I held him hostage with a gun pointing to his head. I didn't kill him so I let the gun drop just for fun.

arwa said...

Oh, and it's a SHE, sorry marchu. I called her a he once and she got really mad.

Mar-Chu said...

I'M A GIRL! MAR IS SHORT FOR MARCH!

HOW COME YOU CANT GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD THAT I'M FEMALE!

AND HE POURS WATER ON PEOPLE'S FACES WITHOUGHT ANY REASON!

I ARREST YOU FOR THAT! AND...AND...AND...LITTERING!

arwa said...

AND I also knocked her out and walked away, then came back when she was awake.

Mar-Chu said...

AND YOU HIT MIR-CHU! NO BODY HURTS MIR-CHU!

Aquila Felis said...

So, Mar-Chu, you are female... and Arwa, aou are male?

arwa said...

Littering? LITTERING? what did I possibly throw on the floor and leave there?!

Mar-Chu said...

I...am a female.

arwa said...

And I came a female as well.

Mar-Chu said...

YOU COULD THROW ANYTHING ON THE FLOOR! LOOK AROUND! LITTERING!!!!!!!!!!!

arwa said...

Kallista!

Aquila Felis said...

And you're both aged between hmmm, let's say 12 and 15?

arwa said...

yes.

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at Kallista*
You alright?

Mar-Chu said...

*gasp*

Kallista!

*hugs*

I'm so sorry im so sorry im so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shoves ice in her face*

here!

arwa said...

why does the age matter? Telling the age ruins it all. In my opnion.

Mar-Chu said...

yes. about those ages~

arwa said...

Are you alright? Kallista?

arwa said...

Yes.... Marchu? you were saying?

Aquila Felis said...

I just asked since 1: I'm the oldest one on here and 2: your way to fight is a typical teenage way to fight.^^

arwa said...

Yes true it is. we're all typical teenagers here, and the only way we met eachother is the typical teenage way of reading skulduggery, so basically, out way to fight is as normal as anyone elses on this blog.

Mar-Chu said...

(note: when i am annoyed i puff up like a fish)

*puff up*

Mar-Chu said...

*sneaks up behind arwa*

*hits her with a frypan*

Liz said...

*wanders in*

arwa said...

Relax, we'll keep it nice and safe. Right Mar? (shrt for marchu)

arwa said...

Arrgh, you!!!!

Aquila Felis said...

*puts chocolate between them*
And that *puts more chocolate between them* is my favourite way to stop you from fighting. ^^

arwa said...

Oh hi lizzy! Nice picture, looks very emo.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Lizzy!

arwa said...

*Takes a piece of chocolate and bites into it.*
*closes eyes and smiles*
Thanks so much, I love chocolate!

Mar-Chu said...

GYA!!!!!!

*takes all the chacolate for self*

*stuffs in mouth before arwa can get it*

Liz said...

Hey Arwa :) what pic are you talking about?

Liz said...

Hey Aquila!

arwa said...

Your profile picture of course.

Mar-Chu said...

KILL THE ARWA!

Aquila Felis said...

*mar-chu gets overrun by a mountain of chocolate, pinning her to ground*
*arwa continues eating*

arwa said...

and mar, how come you got all the chocolate?!!!! You don't deserve most of it and there was white choc in there! I love white choc.
*Looks on the verge of tears*
*Sniffles and toughens up*

Mar-Chu said...

*opens mouth to full extent*

*everyone gapes at the full extent of mouth*

*eats all the chacolate in one bite*

arwa said...

Yay!!!!!!

Liz said...

oh that one, i thought you were talking about something else

arwa said...

That is mean, greedy AND DISGUSTING!!!

Mar-Chu said...

GWAHA~

Aquila Felis said...

*Mar-Chu can't put all chocolate in her mouth, cause for each one that was eaten two appear*

Mar-Chu said...

i know~ its lovely~

arwa said...

um, mar, there's bits of giant choc chunks stuck in your teeth.

Mar-Chu said...

*shakes*

*new target the hobo who was unlucky enough to pass by*

arwa said...

*grabs two choc bars and eats them slowly, savouring the taste*

arwa said...

lol.

arwa said...

Seeya Kallista

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Kallista!

Mar-Chu said...

KALLISTA!

*hugs and clings like a koala bear*

Mar-Chu said...

d-dont gooooooo!

arwa said...

*stifffles a laugh*

Liz said...

Don't worry Kallista, i have a LOT of work to get done. I ain't going anywhere soon

arwa said...

I'll miss you Kallista. For now.

Mar-Chu said...

*angry*

*hits arwa with ham*

arwa said...

ew. I'm a vegetarian.

Aquila Felis said...

*turns to fox and eats Mar-Chus ham*

Mar-Chu said...

BWAHA!!

arwa said...

*Blinks and turns away from the scene*

Liz said...

I love ham... and meat in general...

Mar-Chu said...

BWAHAHAH- wait waaaaaaaat?

Mar-Chu said...

*throws Lizzy ham*

arwa said...

Buys a veggie spicy bean sandwitch and quickly devours it.

Mar-Chu said...

*throws turkey at arwa*

Aquila Felis said...

Arwa: so you're vegetarian? Do you eat Haribo?

arwa said...

ducks, and keeps chewing.

arwa said...

Um, whats haribo?

Aquila Felis said...

*jumps and catch turkey in flight*
*eats it*

Mar-Chu said...

haribo?

Mar-Chu said...

...i thought the turkey was already dead...

arwa said...

What is Haribo?

Aquila Felis said...

What part of the world do you live in??
http://www.google.de/images?q=haribo&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=g9dVTfWMGoTIswaU7JSnCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=10&ved=0CG4QsAQwCQ
pictures...

arwa said...

Huh, so it wasn't dead?
Good thing I didn't eat it.
*Shudders*

arwa said...

Oh, THAT disgusting stuff! No, I hate it.

Mar-Chu said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! You could have just said 'gummy bears'!

Aquila Felis said...

You hate Haribo?
*looks at her in disbelieve*
*shakes head*
*sighs*
Now I feel bad for you...

arwa said...

TI don't think they're exactly gummy bears. I love gummy Worms but okay.

Mar-Chu said...

*stares*

really? REALLY?

*bashes arwa with frypan*

DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

arwa said...

I also love fruit gummies

Aquila Felis said...

English is a foreign language to me, so...
But actually gummy bears is a word to word translation of what we call them.^^

Mar-Chu said...

huh. well okay then.

arwa said...

No, I mean When I saw the soft candies I'm like ew, I hate those and It was a teensy mistake!
I hate soft candies. Not gummy bears.

Mar-Chu said...

*bashes arwa*

Aquila Felis said...

*sighs, relieved*
Oh, ok. I already thought you'd have a horrible life.^^
What I wanted to say:
Did you know that something made of animal bones is a necessary incredient to them?

arwa said...

oh great, you like soft candies?
*rolls eyes sarcasticly*
Juust what i needed. More reason for you to hate me.
huh.

Liz said...

Sorry if i'm not commenting, i'm working on a pic of N. Italy and Geramany

arwa said...

yes, I know. And as long as I can't taste the meatyness of rawness of them, it's enough for me.

Aquila Felis said...

*takes Mar-Chus frypan away*
Here, have some sweets instead!

Aquila Felis said...

Lizzy, a picture of Germany? And Italy? Why?

Mar-Chu said...

NO!

Liz said...

Because they're awesome :3

Mar-Chu said...

germany and italy from hetalia?

Aquila Felis said...

So, you're vegetarian but not vegan? Good thing! Vegans are kinda crazy...^^

arwa said...

I take it he doesn't want the sweets?

Aquila Felis said...

*smiles*
*bows*
Thanks, Lizzy!
^^

Mar-Chu said...

..heh?

arwa said...

Yeah, alot of people in my religion are vegans. Thankfully I'm not one of them, and I gratefuly eat gelatin candies and haribo when they're not looking.

Liz said...

*SCREAMS* FINALLY SOMEONE KNOW WHAT HETALIA IS XDDDDDD

Aquila Felis said...

Your religion?

arwa said...

*laughs*

Katie Louise said...

i'm back!

Aquila Felis said...

And do they know that it's not healthy to eat only plants? How do they feed babies, for example, without giving them milk? Humans can't live on plants only...

arwa said...

Um, muslim. Pakistani in fact. I don't wear the hjab though. I think the saying that girls have to wear head dresses is rubbish. I don't mean to be offensive to anyone muslim of course.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok im back after a long BRB things just went from bad to worse in my house and i hate it so im coming back on here knowing itll cheer me up :D

Mar-Chu said...

Hetalia~ altho i've only watched...

*holds aquila in front of me for shield*

up to episode five.

Liz said...

Hey Jaffa :) how is high school going?

arwa said...

Hi skulgirl

Aquila Felis said...

Well, I'm christian. Our tradition of wearing things on our heads ended some hundred years ago. ^^

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hello oh and i have exciting news though.....

Liz said...

oh *sad puppy eyes* but you like it, right?

arwa said...

Jaffa? wait a minute...

Mar-Chu said...

but i know what it is, thanks to being educated by my friends..!

Katie Louise said...

hey lizzie, high school is pretty good thanks, although i've twisted my ankle :/

SKULGIRL! hi, long time no chat :P

Liz said...

Hey Skulgirl :)

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Skulgirl and Jaffa.

Liz said...

brb, i need to scan the pic now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ik OLO PEOPLES!!! im glad to see SOMEONE is enjoying high school cus i am not looking foward to it but anyways back to my good news

Mar-Chu said...

and yes, Hetalia is awesome~

Katie Louise said...

what's the news Skulgirl?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i gotta wait till lizzy gets back!!! :P

. said...

hey?

Liz said...

I'm here, just scanning something...

Katie Louise said...

if you want my opinion on high school then check out my website http://jaffasreviews.blogspot.com

arwa said...

oh hi.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HI NYX!!!


anyways


*drum roll*





IM TESTING FOR MY BLACK BELT IN JUNE!!!!!

. said...

hi people!





Its actually Rosella E, but i'm doing Nyx's account

Katie Louise said...

NYX!

WAZZZUUUUUUP???!!

Mar-Chu said...

...dedja voo.

. said...

CONGRATS SKULGIRL!!!!




thats so exciting!



i heard about that earlier.








ps remember that i'm Rosella

Liz said...

LE GASP! Thanks is so awesome Skulgirl!!!! XDDDD you are going to ace that thing no probs

Katie Louise said...

AWESOME SKULGIRL!! remind me not to get into a fight with you. lol

. said...

waz up jaffa!!!!



hi mar chu!!!

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