Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4087 Newer› Newest»Oh, look whos back!!! Marchu, u still mad at me?
*hiss*
*talks with tree*
So, what are you doing all day? Ok, standing around is kinda nice, but... Oh, really? Aha. Mhm. Oh, ok. And what... Ah!
Will you be friendly with me if I give your sacred frypan back? ( I stole it )
YOU TOOK IT?!?!
*launches self at Arwa with flyswatter*
*bashes arwa*
??? Aquila, really? Something that makes sense is much better than that.
*Doges* aww, you forgot?
*still talking with tree*
Did I get that right? They're fighting because of a pen? But why woud someone... you think so? Shouldn't we try to stop them?
* throws frypan at Marchu*
*bashes arwa on head*
I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU! YOU ARE NOT RESPECTING DEREKLAND RULES!!!!!
Aquila, you are just too funny.
hey, anyone there?
Marchu, I wasn't aiming for you head or face!You were supposed to catch it!!!!
*puts on lost puppy face*
I'm sorryyyyyy.
Oh, not a pen. Wait a sec... throwing a frypan is dangerous, right?
*looks worried*
*changes to cat*
*hides behind tree*
Oh hi Jaffa.
Hi Jaffa!
hey Arwa
hi Aquila
Not that I know you of course. Come join the weird conversation.
how are you all?
I DON'T FORGIVE YOU!
EVERYONE! HELP MEEEEE!
*bashes arwa*
Marchu, hello?
Ok, I guess you just got your frypan and ran away to keep it in a safe place.
Good luck with that.
I won't steal it again.
KALLISTA! hey
I DON'T TRUST YOU!
I'm fine.*ducks*
Well, exept the fact that frypans are flying around...
hi Mar-Chu
*Trips Marchu and makes her land facefirst on the floor.*
Hey, relax. Make peace with me ALREADY!
Kallista, you there? Help me here!
OK, STOP THROWING FRYING PANS! I ALREADY HAVE A TWISTED ANKLE AND I DON'T NEED TO BE HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FRYING PAN!
lol, so how are you all?
Marchu.... please?
*lends out hand for marchu to shake*
Please?
*Puts on lost puppy ace again and makes eyes teary*
*smiles sweetly* hello Jaffa!
*smiles deviously at arwa*
DIE!
*takes frypan*
*bashes arwa*
I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
Oh, twisted ankle? Howd you twist it?
*stands between Arwa and Mar-Chu*
please stop, violence is bad (except when i do it)
oh, i've updated my website!
Arrgh! Sooner or later I might have one because of SOMEBODY!
*cough cough*
Mrchu, seriously?
And ow, that hurts.
*sighs*
*puts herself between Arwa and Mar-Chu*
*hides behind Jaffa*
This girl's trying to kill me!!
NOOOO! ARWA WILL DIE!
*waves frypan around*
ARWA IS EVIL! I KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO'S WITH MEH?!
*smiles*
Hey Jaffa, over here we say: Two sillies, one thought. ;)
Nobody is with you! No-one agrees!
And I am not evil, not even close!
I just enjoy acting evil sometimes, but I am an angel at heart.
seriously!
Baad, Mar-Chu. Killing is baaad.
*same voice you use for dogs*
lol Aquila
LoL
where'd kallista go?
Probably her computer froze again I'm gussing.
YOU SEE! I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WAIT FOR OTHER OPPINIONS!!!!!
YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN EVERYBODYS OPINION!!!!!
I KILL YOU!
*bashes arwa on head with frypan*
Yeah, so I express my opinion first and then other people are free to express theirs.
Since I'm christian: Killing is baaaaaad. ;)
my opinion is that you two should stop fighting and if you don't like each other just ignore each other
PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THEIR PROBLEMS HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS!!!!!
*Head starts throbbing painfully*
Oh, now you've done it!
kick's marchu in the shins and ducks another frypan blow
*Aquila, still between Arwa and Mar-Chu, gets hit by the frypan*
*looses conscience*
Yeah, I know Jaffa is right
AND THERES NO LAW AGGAINST BASHING PEOPLE NAMED ARWA!
Aquila!!!
sorry. i'm gonna go now, i might be back later
SEE YA!
Oh, so there are laws against bashing people named Marchu? Not!
Slaps marchu.
Kneels beside Aqualia
*puts pillow under aquila's head*
there~
*bashes arwa again*
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, new laws people named Awra and Mar-Chu cannot be harmed by ANYONE!
*wakes up*
*realizes they're still fighting*
*sighs*
So: What did happen? WHY are you fighting?
Dumps water at Aqualia's face.
Well- *ow!*
I once stole his frypan
then I
*winks*
Erm... now I'm wet... Ah, whatever.
*changes to fox*
*shakes*
*changes back to dry human form*
*ow*!
be back later.
BYE!!
Bye Jaffa!
I held him hostage with a gun pointing to his head. I didn't kill him so I let the gun drop just for fun.
Oh, and it's a SHE, sorry marchu. I called her a he once and she got really mad.
I'M A GIRL! MAR IS SHORT FOR MARCH!
HOW COME YOU CANT GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD THAT I'M FEMALE!
AND HE POURS WATER ON PEOPLE'S FACES WITHOUGHT ANY REASON!
I ARREST YOU FOR THAT! AND...AND...AND...LITTERING!
AND I also knocked her out and walked away, then came back when she was awake.
AND YOU HIT MIR-CHU! NO BODY HURTS MIR-CHU!
So, Mar-Chu, you are female... and Arwa, aou are male?
Littering? LITTERING? what did I possibly throw on the floor and leave there?!
I...am a female.
And I came a female as well.
YOU COULD THROW ANYTHING ON THE FLOOR! LOOK AROUND! LITTERING!!!!!!!!!!!
Kallista!
And you're both aged between hmmm, let's say 12 and 15?
yes.
*looks at Kallista*
You alright?
*gasp*
Kallista!
*hugs*
I'm so sorry im so sorry im so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves ice in her face*
here!
why does the age matter? Telling the age ruins it all. In my opnion.
yes. about those ages~
Are you alright? Kallista?
Yes.... Marchu? you were saying?
I just asked since 1: I'm the oldest one on here and 2: your way to fight is a typical teenage way to fight.^^
Yes true it is. we're all typical teenagers here, and the only way we met eachother is the typical teenage way of reading skulduggery, so basically, out way to fight is as normal as anyone elses on this blog.
(note: when i am annoyed i puff up like a fish)
*puff up*
*sneaks up behind arwa*
*hits her with a frypan*
*wanders in*
Relax, we'll keep it nice and safe. Right Mar? (shrt for marchu)
Arrgh, you!!!!
*puts chocolate between them*
And that *puts more chocolate between them* is my favourite way to stop you from fighting. ^^
Oh hi lizzy! Nice picture, looks very emo.
Hi Lizzy!
*Takes a piece of chocolate and bites into it.*
*closes eyes and smiles*
Thanks so much, I love chocolate!
GYA!!!!!!
*takes all the chacolate for self*
*stuffs in mouth before arwa can get it*
Hey Arwa :) what pic are you talking about?
Hey Aquila!
Your profile picture of course.
KILL THE ARWA!
*mar-chu gets overrun by a mountain of chocolate, pinning her to ground*
*arwa continues eating*
and mar, how come you got all the chocolate?!!!! You don't deserve most of it and there was white choc in there! I love white choc.
*Looks on the verge of tears*
*Sniffles and toughens up*
*opens mouth to full extent*
*everyone gapes at the full extent of mouth*
*eats all the chacolate in one bite*
Yay!!!!!!
oh that one, i thought you were talking about something else
That is mean, greedy AND DISGUSTING!!!
GWAHA~
*Mar-Chu can't put all chocolate in her mouth, cause for each one that was eaten two appear*
i know~ its lovely~
um, mar, there's bits of giant choc chunks stuck in your teeth.
*shakes*
*new target the hobo who was unlucky enough to pass by*
*grabs two choc bars and eats them slowly, savouring the taste*
lol.
Seeya Kallista
Bye Kallista!
KALLISTA!
*hugs and clings like a koala bear*
d-dont gooooooo!
*stifffles a laugh*
Don't worry Kallista, i have a LOT of work to get done. I ain't going anywhere soon
I'll miss you Kallista. For now.
*angry*
*hits arwa with ham*
ew. I'm a vegetarian.
*turns to fox and eats Mar-Chus ham*
BWAHA!!
*Blinks and turns away from the scene*
I love ham... and meat in general...
BWAHAHAH- wait waaaaaaaat?
*throws Lizzy ham*
Buys a veggie spicy bean sandwitch and quickly devours it.
*throws turkey at arwa*
Arwa: so you're vegetarian? Do you eat Haribo?
ducks, and keeps chewing.
Um, whats haribo?
*jumps and catch turkey in flight*
*eats it*
haribo?
...i thought the turkey was already dead...
What is Haribo?
What part of the world do you live in??
http://www.google.de/images?q=haribo&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=g9dVTfWMGoTIswaU7JSnCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=10&ved=0CG4QsAQwCQ
pictures...
Huh, so it wasn't dead?
Good thing I didn't eat it.
*Shudders*
Oh, THAT disgusting stuff! No, I hate it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! You could have just said 'gummy bears'!
You hate Haribo?
*looks at her in disbelieve*
*shakes head*
*sighs*
Now I feel bad for you...
TI don't think they're exactly gummy bears. I love gummy Worms but okay.
*stares*
really? REALLY?
*bashes arwa with frypan*
DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I also love fruit gummies
English is a foreign language to me, so...
But actually gummy bears is a word to word translation of what we call them.^^
huh. well okay then.
No, I mean When I saw the soft candies I'm like ew, I hate those and It was a teensy mistake!
I hate soft candies. Not gummy bears.
*bashes arwa*
*sighs, relieved*
Oh, ok. I already thought you'd have a horrible life.^^
What I wanted to say:
Did you know that something made of animal bones is a necessary incredient to them?
oh great, you like soft candies?
*rolls eyes sarcasticly*
Juust what i needed. More reason for you to hate me.
huh.
Sorry if i'm not commenting, i'm working on a pic of N. Italy and Geramany
yes, I know. And as long as I can't taste the meatyness of rawness of them, it's enough for me.
*takes Mar-Chus frypan away*
Here, have some sweets instead!
Lizzy, a picture of Germany? And Italy? Why?
NO!
Because they're awesome :3
germany and italy from hetalia?
So, you're vegetarian but not vegan? Good thing! Vegans are kinda crazy...^^
I take it he doesn't want the sweets?
*smiles*
*bows*
Thanks, Lizzy!
^^
..heh?
Yeah, alot of people in my religion are vegans. Thankfully I'm not one of them, and I gratefuly eat gelatin candies and haribo when they're not looking.
*SCREAMS* FINALLY SOMEONE KNOW WHAT HETALIA IS XDDDDDD
Your religion?
*laughs*
i'm back!
And do they know that it's not healthy to eat only plants? How do they feed babies, for example, without giving them milk? Humans can't live on plants only...
Um, muslim. Pakistani in fact. I don't wear the hjab though. I think the saying that girls have to wear head dresses is rubbish. I don't mean to be offensive to anyone muslim of course.
ok im back after a long BRB things just went from bad to worse in my house and i hate it so im coming back on here knowing itll cheer me up :D
Hetalia~ altho i've only watched...
*holds aquila in front of me for shield*
up to episode five.
Hey Jaffa :) how is high school going?
Hi skulgirl
Well, I'm christian. Our tradition of wearing things on our heads ended some hundred years ago. ^^
hello oh and i have exciting news though.....
oh *sad puppy eyes* but you like it, right?
Jaffa? wait a minute...
but i know what it is, thanks to being educated by my friends..!
hey lizzie, high school is pretty good thanks, although i've twisted my ankle :/
SKULGIRL! hi, long time no chat :P
Hey Skulgirl :)
Hi Skulgirl and Jaffa.
brb, i need to scan the pic now
ik OLO PEOPLES!!! im glad to see SOMEONE is enjoying high school cus i am not looking foward to it but anyways back to my good news
and yes, Hetalia is awesome~
what's the news Skulgirl?
i gotta wait till lizzy gets back!!! :P
hey?
I'm here, just scanning something...
if you want my opinion on high school then check out my website http://jaffasreviews.blogspot.com
oh hi.
HI NYX!!!
anyways
*drum roll*
IM TESTING FOR MY BLACK BELT IN JUNE!!!!!
hi people!
Its actually Rosella E, but i'm doing Nyx's account
NYX!
WAZZZUUUUUUP???!!
...dedja voo.
CONGRATS SKULGIRL!!!!
thats so exciting!
i heard about that earlier.
ps remember that i'm Rosella
LE GASP! Thanks is so awesome Skulgirl!!!! XDDDD you are going to ace that thing no probs
AWESOME SKULGIRL!! remind me not to get into a fight with you. lol
waz up jaffa!!!!
hi mar chu!!!
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