Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4087 Newer› Newest»but the thing is i HAVE tried that more than once in fact i related a story book to it and she still said im going there unless if i can give her a good reason not to go there im stuck *throws dagars more violently at his picture*
Erm, would: "I don't want to go to a jewish school because it's not my religion and I have the right of religious freedom." be an option?
Try to get something from the Jewish holy book (sorry, I forgot what it's called, Torah is it? I'm not an expert, sorry.) that says something like it's unfair to make a person do something that he/she doesn't wish to do. Then that's a GOOD reason.
it is my religion though
Please excuse Aquila, she doesn't know you, I don't think...
dang it. Ariana hung up on me. WHAT! IS THAT HER NOW? IT IS!
the torahs in HEBREW! with no vowels i cant find anything in there for my life and then the siddur (see-door) has about a thousand pages and i dont think we have any rules about that cus its not about commiting a bad deed
Hmmm... "I'll miss all my friends!" or crying all day long would be convincing, too, wouldn't it?
i cant cry on whim and she says thats not a good reason trust me ive tried almost every card in the book some of them i cant do cus they would hurt *throws a dager right into his forehead*
It is a bad deed if you don't want to do something and your mum is making you do it. I think...
no not really if they think it will help you in the long run
*gets a throwing knife and hits the guy right between the eyes*
As far as I know the Torah is the same like our old testament, and there's something like "kill kids that don't obey" in there... I don't think you would find something usefull, even if it were easy to read.
*takes picture of rabbi away*
You shouldn't do this. Both of you.
dude i wish i had to shadow today AGAIN and this time we actually TALKED with him for like an hour and i just sat there and smiled and acted like a good daughter but inside i felt like tearing him to shreds or using some of my karate moves on him
but hes EVIL!!! he has little horns hiding under his kippah (key-pah)
*catches the picture with a throwing knife, taking it out of Aquila's hand and pinning the picture against the wall*
Hey... I'm a good shot :P
Really?
*looks at picture curiously*
thanks dragona
i just wish the school was never built stupid little *starts cursing under her breath*
I know what a kippah is, and how to pronounce it. I'm did quite good in the Juadaism test we had to do in RE, but I'm sorry if I spelt it wrong... spelling things isn't really the strongest point in my brain... DINOSAURS are :P
*somehow adopts a heavy Irish brouge while she curses getting a little louder at the more she thinks about it*
GIANT PIZZA!
i just alarmingly learned that Inyashi has 48 pictures of tailer lotner in her room...
hi kallista
Hi Kallista.
I'm watching Little Britain, it's funny :)
Anyone on?
is everyones computer slow?
it did MAJORLY i asked her and she said "itas not about the classes it about how they teach them"
oh god thanks for reminding me kallista i have to practice sometime today not now cus im on here but later maybe before i go to sleep
In Germany you'd have the right to decide the school you want to go to together with your parents, as long as you're older than 14... is there something like this in your country, too?
You should have said that it's now about the CLASSES, it's about the SCHOOL.
no its not about the classes *sigh* i told kallista last night that i had a plan i would go up to my mom and ask her that if i got in all the honor classes would i be able to go to the public school she said she would think about it so i showed her my classes and then i went to shadow and *bangs head against wall* im doomed
EVERYONE! SAY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO SOOT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
@Aquila you have to be 18 before you could make any dicision by yourself
Happy belated birthday, Soot!
So, who's Soot? And who's Ariana?
I hope everything gets resolved Skulgirl :o
i feel like my mom is trying to live her child hood through me sometimes like with school! its annoying and i HATE it i feel like i have no freedome and it bugs me!!! *throws dagger into a wall*
You're not allowed to make the decision all by yourself but you're parents aren't allowed to make a decision against your will.
eh. TO HECK WITH BEING 18!
*prances around*
(i...am in a great mood)
Ariana, is one of my friends~
Soot is also one of my friends~
YO! SOOT! GET YOUR BUTT INTO BLOGLAND!
We don't have that right, but I got to choose which school I went to. I picked the best one that my friends were going to, it's like the 3rd best one in the country.
well apparently they are cus thats what their doing there interfearing with my life! *shoves head into a pillow and screams then lays there in all her patheticness*
Couldn't you convince them that this school isn't fitting for you? Or that you wouldn't fit in this school?
YAY!
*stuffs face with marshmellows*
roar! i am the shmellow monster!
*runs around*
*nods face still in pillow*
BUT FIRST GET REVENGE ON EVERYONE AT THE SCHOOL YOUR AT NOW!
revenge is sweeeeeet~
*mutters from pillow* i dont need to get revenge on anyone
BUT REVENGE IS COOL! ITS AWESOME~
I hope your mum sees sense soon Skulgirl. Wow, that's an alliteration.
Revenge is baaad.
*uses a voice like talking to a dog*
she doesnt even care about that she just like the whole student to teeacher ratio *sobs*
YAY! I'VE FINALLY UP-THROWN THE BURGER KING!
revenge is awesome!
Did she tell you why she wants you to go to this school?
Just please keep trying Skulgirl.
she thinks ill get a better learning experience there that i wont get over looked if my grade drops suddenly
i feel so dead inside
jalapino's are great!
...wait wut are we talkin about?
*smacks self* i gotta get out of this self pity rut! must think of positives....ummmmm....cant think of any at the moment
-.-
ok, doesn't sound like she's looking for a good reason so you'll propably won't convince her with better reasons...
Did you try not talking with her? My parents always felt really bad when I did this. You just stop talking to her, and she'll go crazy and give in in a few days (I hope...).
*draws frypan and gets free from daisy chain*
I'M FEELING RESTLESS!!!!
*chases Kallista*
Skulgirl, keep telling your mum you don't want to go and give her reasons why not. She has to give in eventually, and if not... GO ON STRIKE! :)
i cant give her the silent treatment shell make me talk i cant stay quiet forever
GO ON STRIKE! GO ON STRIKE! GO ON STRIKE!
Just keep trying to get out of it Skulgirl, and please be happy :(
i cant stand being helpless! OH wait found a good thing to think about
Stop talking/smiling/laughing/singing/whisteling... change your behaviour in a frightening way. If you're really serious there would be worse things you could do, but I wouldn't recommend them...
*wipes mustache back onto Dragona*
*continues to chase Kallista*
You can't WIPE a moustache someone has drawn on you, onto another person, it's still on you Mar-chu.
*hugs Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
man im impatient
NIGHT DRAGONA!!! thanks for helping
byeeeeeeeeee~
*stuffs fruit loops in mouth*
*cleans mustash off*
ok must think on karate
uh. dang.
*draws a mustash on Kallista*
LOL thanks kallista
*looks at both Skulgirl and Kallista*
*question mark*
im like in love with the mad hatter so yeah this is my signature mark *pats her hatters hat to find it missing from atop her skull* WHO TOOK MY HAT!!?!?!?!!??!!???!?!?!
BRB gonna make a pretzle
*changes to cat*
*curls up on pillow*
*lies down with Aquila*
hmmmm~ fuzzy kitty...
Mmmmm, Bretzel with Nutella...
*starts daydreaming* ^^
oh my gawd. Lady Gaga has influenced the world. I'm afraid to watch music videos now.
*pets fuzzy lump*
*purrs, still*
KITTY! BITE THE KALLISTA!
*stares in horror*
l-l-l-l-LACE!!!!
*cat looks confused*
*licks Kallistas hand*
EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW!
ITS LACE! EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*trys to free herself from pink ribbons*
*looks at Mar-Chu hopefully*
*Looks on awkwardly and the ensuing situation*
I SAVE YOU!!!!!!!
*tackles kitty Aquila and runs away but crashes through floor boards*
*screams*
*can be heard screaming 'EW EW EWWWW ITS LACE' *
*meows a hello*
EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWW ITS LACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Looks around helplessly, worn out both physically and mentally, yet smiles at the hilarity of this situation*
*meows, sitting in a hole, on top of the fallen Mar-Chu, still caught in pink ribbons, sounding like: Help!*
*runs away from lace*
*screams*
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeellllllp. hhhhheeeeelllllp. hhheeeelllppp.
hheellp. hellp. HELP!
hey guys :)
just on and off for a bit! gonna try and get some more fan-fic done a bit later so...
allleeeeeex!
i haven't spoken to you in agggeeesss!
oh and btw necros is briefly in the first part of a new fan-fic i'm starting :D in case u havent already read it!
im not stopping dimensions im just having a break from it ;)
help meeee! help meeeee from the lace!
help me skylara....!
Meow!
*cat slowly but surely looks and sounds desperate*
Hey skylara, yeah i read it, thanks for that, i like seeing my character used in stories :D
Your will be heavily involved in the next part of mine!
help meeeeee! anyone!
glad u liked it alex! ;)
Mar-chu *stands in ninja position* i'm here to help! *strikes heroic pose*
err...what exactly is it you need her with?
*Helps mar-chu, picking lace of precariously*
*looks at daisies*
*decides they're better than pink ribbons*
*screams*
*runs around like a lunatic*
*Struggles feebly, before looking down at the lace and grinning wickedly....Chomps his way free*
*changes back to human*
Being a cat is far to dangerous...
*looks at pink lace, backing away slowly*
yay! thanks alex! i can't wait to be in...*notices she's getting tiedup with pink lace* *sighs* not again!
*kallista giggles insanely*
*trys to catch Kallista, in order to steal and burn all her pink lace*
dang. my parents wont let me get a blog.
*high pitched laughing*
hehehehehehehehe~
*uses some elemental magic to throw a spark on pink lace*
*dry pink lace burns*
*claps in delight*
*pours water over the lightly roasted Kallista after all the lace burned*
*eye glints evily*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA~
*sings a lullaby since all seem to be asleep*
*sings a lullaby for Kallistas dad to stop him from distracting her*
...what do i do if i cant get a blog?
I NEED MY OWN BLOG!
well not really so much NEED...
i don't know ANYBODY else who reads Skul-man in the REAL WORLD!
sorry im not talking much guys, i was pondering over the fan-fic and then i swallowed some water down the wrong way and spluttered wildly.
...it would probably have been quite amusing for someone watching me :P
but now i feel like ive swallowed a swimming pool...
Same here, but in my case it's propably since I'm a tad too old to read them.^^
NO BODY IS TOO OLD TO READ SKUL-MAN!
I'd love to see someone swallowing a swimming pool... that would be pretty impressive...
^^
*chomp*
I NEED A BLOG! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Make one.... O.o
Maybe you could write on a Bio-Rama like Co-op blog. It wouldn't be yours (completly), so your parents might allow it.
BUT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT I WON'T BE ALLOWED TO GO ONLINE PERIOD!!!!!
my dad said that i first need to write a book.
heeeeeeey...
WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?!?!?
QUICK QUICK! WHAT SHOULD I WRITE?!
WHAT WHAT?!
Harry Potter?! *mumbles something*
Pink glitter?!? I'm no fairy!!!
*jumps under waterfall*
WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?!?!?
WHAT WHAT?!
Something about a girl finding friends on the i-net?
NYAN!
NO! SOMETHING MAGICALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
WHAT WHAT?!
A fairytale?
A story about a magical goat named Gerry who one day ate a magical gum-drop and flew to a planet where dogs were made of sausages and cats are made of apple struddle.
there. write a story about that.
....thats a best seller right there in my opinion ;)
NYAN!
aaaaaaaaaaahhh...no.
something more serious..
Child, trying to find out what killed its sibling-> magical being.
That's serious... kind of.
A sheep named larry, finds out he can fly...?
hhhmmmm....yesh, that kind of serious.
wait, no, not the sheep. named larry.
...okay. any other requests?
That's another topic, but... do you play "black stories" where you live?
...noooooooo.
It's quite funny. You're told a situation and, with the one telling it just answering yes or no, you've got to find out what happend.
Gerry the goat and Larry the sheep could be best friends!
see? the story is developing already!
But Sid the struddle cat is jealous of their friendship, so he grows a menacing moustache and trys to throw larry into a giant pit of lava!
SYDNEY THE EVIL PICKLE! BWAHAHAHAH!
i remember him~
*changes to cat and climbs tree*
Bill the sausage dog comes along and joins Sid, and together they abuse larry and gerry
heh.
...this is so odd.
Meow!
*jumps down and eats Bill the sausage dog*
Most random ive been in months...
harhar~
*walks to Kallista*
*sits on her, purring*
Yeah! And then Larry and Gerry have a massive fight (with lots of swashbuckling) against Sid and Bill!
THATS IT! I GOT AN IDEA!
Kallista! keep it up!
*comes bouncing into the room*
Oh yeah! Hehehe I'd rather listen to music and come on here then sleep ;)P
HARHAR!
*dances around kallista juggling rice paddles*
Hey :D
BWAHA!
Meow! Miau! Nya! ^^
Hey Kallista *comes and strokes the cat*
Aw bless, my mum hates cats so I just look after the neighbour strays when I can, I'd love to have a cat in the futre
*purrs*
*is still dancing around kallista and aquila cat*
Da moose da moose, da moose, da moose!
*stands up*
*changes to human*
*starts singing country roads*
soz guys g2g! byes!
Bye!
*dances around Kallista to the song on her iPod*
Aww my iPod batteries getting low :(
bye skylara!
da moose da moose, da moose da moose, swimming in da water, swimming in da water, eating his supper, eating his supper, where did he go? where did he go? he whent to sleep, he whent to sleep~
NINJA PUPPIES!
anyone there? tell me someone's there, I'm home alone with no one to talk to. SOMEBODY?!!!
hello/ Marchu?
oh hi! I don't believe we've met before.
Hi!
wait, how come you just removed what you just wrote?
We didn't meet before, so...
Hi!^^
You already said hi. And so did I.
It jumped to the first page and I thought your comment was on the first page, so I would have answered to someone who wasn't there so... and so on and so on...
:)
I'm sorry, it's just awkward for me when I meet new people. i find it much easier if you do something random.
Mind you, I'm not a random person, and I find it hilarious.
Go on. Do something unexpecting.
*changes to fox*
*runs around trying to wake the others*
*laughs and falls off the chair*
Oh that is so..... funny!!!!
Yeah, I laugh very easily.
*changes back to human, shouting*
Wake up, wake up, wherever you are!
^^
IIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAAAAACK! and i have ice cream!
oh. its HIM.
hello ARWA.
ok *gasps* ok *laughs again* you can stop now
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