Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but the thing is i HAVE tried that more than once in fact i related a story book to it and she still said im going there unless if i can give her a good reason not to go there im stuck *throws dagars more violently at his picture*

Aquila Felis said...

Erm, would: "I don't want to go to a jewish school because it's not my religion and I have the right of religious freedom." be an option?

Dragona Pine said...

Try to get something from the Jewish holy book (sorry, I forgot what it's called, Torah is it? I'm not an expert, sorry.) that says something like it's unfair to make a person do something that he/she doesn't wish to do. Then that's a GOOD reason.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it is my religion though

Dragona Pine said...

Please excuse Aquila, she doesn't know you, I don't think...

Mar-Chu said...

dang it. Ariana hung up on me. WHAT! IS THAT HER NOW? IT IS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

the torahs in HEBREW! with no vowels i cant find anything in there for my life and then the siddur (see-door) has about a thousand pages and i dont think we have any rules about that cus its not about commiting a bad deed

Aquila Felis said...

Hmmm... "I'll miss all my friends!" or crying all day long would be convincing, too, wouldn't it?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i cant cry on whim and she says thats not a good reason trust me ive tried almost every card in the book some of them i cant do cus they would hurt *throws a dager right into his forehead*

Dragona Pine said...

It is a bad deed if you don't want to do something and your mum is making you do it. I think...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no not really if they think it will help you in the long run

Dragona Pine said...

*gets a throwing knife and hits the guy right between the eyes*

Aquila Felis said...

As far as I know the Torah is the same like our old testament, and there's something like "kill kids that don't obey" in there... I don't think you would find something usefull, even if it were easy to read.

Aquila Felis said...

*takes picture of rabbi away*
You shouldn't do this. Both of you.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

dude i wish i had to shadow today AGAIN and this time we actually TALKED with him for like an hour and i just sat there and smiled and acted like a good daughter but inside i felt like tearing him to shreds or using some of my karate moves on him

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but hes EVIL!!! he has little horns hiding under his kippah (key-pah)

Dragona Pine said...

*catches the picture with a throwing knife, taking it out of Aquila's hand and pinning the picture against the wall*


Hey... I'm a good shot :P

Aquila Felis said...

Really?
*looks at picture curiously*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thanks dragona



i just wish the school was never built stupid little *starts cursing under her breath*

Dragona Pine said...

I know what a kippah is, and how to pronounce it. I'm did quite good in the Juadaism test we had to do in RE, but I'm sorry if I spelt it wrong... spelling things isn't really the strongest point in my brain... DINOSAURS are :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*somehow adopts a heavy Irish brouge while she curses getting a little louder at the more she thinks about it*

Mar-Chu said...

GIANT PIZZA!

i just alarmingly learned that Inyashi has 48 pictures of tailer lotner in her room...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hi kallista

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista.



I'm watching Little Britain, it's funny :)

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

is everyones computer slow?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it did MAJORLY i asked her and she said "itas not about the classes it about how they teach them"

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh god thanks for reminding me kallista i have to practice sometime today not now cus im on here but later maybe before i go to sleep

Aquila Felis said...

In Germany you'd have the right to decide the school you want to go to together with your parents, as long as you're older than 14... is there something like this in your country, too?

Dragona Pine said...

You should have said that it's now about the CLASSES, it's about the SCHOOL.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no its not about the classes *sigh* i told kallista last night that i had a plan i would go up to my mom and ask her that if i got in all the honor classes would i be able to go to the public school she said she would think about it so i showed her my classes and then i went to shadow and *bangs head against wall* im doomed

Mar-Chu said...

EVERYONE! SAY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO SOOT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

@Aquila you have to be 18 before you could make any dicision by yourself

Aquila Felis said...

Happy belated birthday, Soot!

So, who's Soot? And who's Ariana?

Dragona Pine said...

I hope everything gets resolved Skulgirl :o

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i feel like my mom is trying to live her child hood through me sometimes like with school! its annoying and i HATE it i feel like i have no freedome and it bugs me!!! *throws dagger into a wall*

Aquila Felis said...

You're not allowed to make the decision all by yourself but you're parents aren't allowed to make a decision against your will.

Mar-Chu said...

eh. TO HECK WITH BEING 18!

*prances around*

(i...am in a great mood)

Mar-Chu said...

Ariana, is one of my friends~

Soot is also one of my friends~

YO! SOOT! GET YOUR BUTT INTO BLOGLAND!

Dragona Pine said...

We don't have that right, but I got to choose which school I went to. I picked the best one that my friends were going to, it's like the 3rd best one in the country.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well apparently they are cus thats what their doing there interfearing with my life! *shoves head into a pillow and screams then lays there in all her patheticness*

Aquila Felis said...

Couldn't you convince them that this school isn't fitting for you? Or that you wouldn't fit in this school?

Mar-Chu said...

YAY!

*stuffs face with marshmellows*

roar! i am the shmellow monster!

*runs around*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*nods face still in pillow*

Mar-Chu said...

BUT FIRST GET REVENGE ON EVERYONE AT THE SCHOOL YOUR AT NOW!

revenge is sweeeeeet~

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*mutters from pillow* i dont need to get revenge on anyone

Mar-Chu said...

BUT REVENGE IS COOL! ITS AWESOME~

Dragona Pine said...

I hope your mum sees sense soon Skulgirl. Wow, that's an alliteration.

Aquila Felis said...

Revenge is baaad.
*uses a voice like talking to a dog*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

she doesnt even care about that she just like the whole student to teeacher ratio *sobs*

Mar-Chu said...

YAY! I'VE FINALLY UP-THROWN THE BURGER KING!

revenge is awesome!

Aquila Felis said...

Did she tell you why she wants you to go to this school?

Dragona Pine said...

Just please keep trying Skulgirl.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

she thinks ill get a better learning experience there that i wont get over looked if my grade drops suddenly

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i feel so dead inside

Mar-Chu said...

jalapino's are great!




...wait wut are we talkin about?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*smacks self* i gotta get out of this self pity rut! must think of positives....ummmmm....cant think of any at the moment

Aquila Felis said...

-.-
ok, doesn't sound like she's looking for a good reason so you'll propably won't convince her with better reasons...
Did you try not talking with her? My parents always felt really bad when I did this. You just stop talking to her, and she'll go crazy and give in in a few days (I hope...).

Mar-Chu said...

*draws frypan and gets free from daisy chain*

I'M FEELING RESTLESS!!!!

*chases Kallista*

Dragona Pine said...

Skulgirl, keep telling your mum you don't want to go and give her reasons why not. She has to give in eventually, and if not... GO ON STRIKE! :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i cant give her the silent treatment shell make me talk i cant stay quiet forever

Mar-Chu said...

GO ON STRIKE! GO ON STRIKE! GO ON STRIKE!

Dragona Pine said...

Just keep trying to get out of it Skulgirl, and please be happy :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i cant stand being helpless! OH wait found a good thing to think about

Aquila Felis said...

Stop talking/smiling/laughing/singing/whisteling... change your behaviour in a frightening way. If you're really serious there would be worse things you could do, but I wouldn't recommend them...

Mar-Chu said...

*wipes mustache back onto Dragona*

*continues to chase Kallista*

Dragona Pine said...

You can't WIPE a moustache someone has drawn on you, onto another person, it's still on you Mar-chu.


*hugs Kallista*

I g2g now... night all...

*hugs Flo*

Night...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

man im impatient

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NIGHT DRAGONA!!! thanks for helping

Mar-Chu said...

byeeeeeeeeee~

*stuffs fruit loops in mouth*

*cleans mustash off*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok must think on karate

Mar-Chu said...

uh. dang.

*draws a mustash on Kallista*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LOL thanks kallista

Mar-Chu said...

*looks at both Skulgirl and Kallista*

*question mark*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im like in love with the mad hatter so yeah this is my signature mark *pats her hatters hat to find it missing from atop her skull* WHO TOOK MY HAT!!?!?!?!!??!!???!?!?!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BRB gonna make a pretzle

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat*
*curls up on pillow*

Mar-Chu said...

*lies down with Aquila*

hmmmm~ fuzzy kitty...

Aquila Felis said...

Mmmmm, Bretzel with Nutella...
*starts daydreaming* ^^

Mar-Chu said...

oh my gawd. Lady Gaga has influenced the world. I'm afraid to watch music videos now.

Mar-Chu said...

*pets fuzzy lump*

Aquila Felis said...

*purrs, still*

Mar-Chu said...

KITTY! BITE THE KALLISTA!

Mar-Chu said...

*stares in horror*

l-l-l-l-LACE!!!!

Aquila Felis said...

*cat looks confused*
*licks Kallistas hand*

Mar-Chu said...

EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW!

Mar-Chu said...

ITS LACE! EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Aquila Felis said...

*trys to free herself from pink ribbons*
*looks at Mar-Chu hopefully*

Alexander. said...

*Looks on awkwardly and the ensuing situation*

Mar-Chu said...

I SAVE YOU!!!!!!!

*tackles kitty Aquila and runs away but crashes through floor boards*

*screams*

Mar-Chu said...

*can be heard screaming 'EW EW EWWWW ITS LACE' *

Aquila Felis said...

*meows a hello*

Mar-Chu said...

EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWW ITS LACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Alexander. said...

*Looks around helplessly, worn out both physically and mentally, yet smiles at the hilarity of this situation*

Aquila Felis said...

*meows, sitting in a hole, on top of the fallen Mar-Chu, still caught in pink ribbons, sounding like: Help!*

Mar-Chu said...

*runs away from lace*

*screams*

Mar-Chu said...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeellllllp. hhhhheeeeelllllp. hhheeeelllppp.

hheellp. hellp. HELP!

Geckogirl said...

hey guys :)
just on and off for a bit! gonna try and get some more fan-fic done a bit later so...

Geckogirl said...

allleeeeeex!
i haven't spoken to you in agggeeesss!

oh and btw necros is briefly in the first part of a new fan-fic i'm starting :D in case u havent already read it!

im not stopping dimensions im just having a break from it ;)

Mar-Chu said...

help meeee! help meeeee from the lace!

Mar-Chu said...

help me skylara....!

Aquila Felis said...

Meow!
*cat slowly but surely looks and sounds desperate*

Alexander. said...

Hey skylara, yeah i read it, thanks for that, i like seeing my character used in stories :D

Alexander. said...

Your will be heavily involved in the next part of mine!

Mar-Chu said...

help meeeeee! anyone!

Geckogirl said...

glad u liked it alex! ;)

Mar-chu *stands in ninja position* i'm here to help! *strikes heroic pose*

err...what exactly is it you need her with?

Alexander. said...

*Helps mar-chu, picking lace of precariously*

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at daisies*
*decides they're better than pink ribbons*

Mar-Chu said...

*screams*

*runs around like a lunatic*

Alexander. said...

*Struggles feebly, before looking down at the lace and grinning wickedly....Chomps his way free*

Aquila Felis said...

*changes back to human*
Being a cat is far to dangerous...
*looks at pink lace, backing away slowly*

Geckogirl said...

yay! thanks alex! i can't wait to be in...*notices she's getting tiedup with pink lace* *sighs* not again!

*kallista giggles insanely*

Aquila Felis said...

*trys to catch Kallista, in order to steal and burn all her pink lace*

Mar-Chu said...

dang. my parents wont let me get a blog.

Mar-Chu said...

*high pitched laughing*

hehehehehehehehe~

Aquila Felis said...

*uses some elemental magic to throw a spark on pink lace*
*dry pink lace burns*

Mar-Chu said...

*claps in delight*

Aquila Felis said...

*pours water over the lightly roasted Kallista after all the lace burned*

Mar-Chu said...

*eye glints evily*

Mar-Chu said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~

Aquila Felis said...

*sings a lullaby since all seem to be asleep*

Aquila Felis said...

*sings a lullaby for Kallistas dad to stop him from distracting her*

Mar-Chu said...

...what do i do if i cant get a blog?

I NEED MY OWN BLOG!

well not really so much NEED...

Mar-Chu said...

i don't know ANYBODY else who reads Skul-man in the REAL WORLD!

Geckogirl said...

sorry im not talking much guys, i was pondering over the fan-fic and then i swallowed some water down the wrong way and spluttered wildly.

...it would probably have been quite amusing for someone watching me :P

but now i feel like ive swallowed a swimming pool...

Aquila Felis said...

Same here, but in my case it's propably since I'm a tad too old to read them.^^

Mar-Chu said...

NO BODY IS TOO OLD TO READ SKUL-MAN!

Aquila Felis said...

I'd love to see someone swallowing a swimming pool... that would be pretty impressive...











^^

Mar-Chu said...

*chomp*

I NEED A BLOG! WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Alexander. said...

Make one.... O.o

Aquila Felis said...

Maybe you could write on a Bio-Rama like Co-op blog. It wouldn't be yours (completly), so your parents might allow it.

Mar-Chu said...

BUT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT I WON'T BE ALLOWED TO GO ONLINE PERIOD!!!!!

my dad said that i first need to write a book.

heeeeeeey...

WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?!?!?

Mar-Chu said...

QUICK QUICK! WHAT SHOULD I WRITE?!

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT WHAT?!

Aquila Felis said...

Harry Potter?! *mumbles something*






Pink glitter?!? I'm no fairy!!!
*jumps under waterfall*

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?!?!?

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT WHAT?!

Aquila Felis said...

Something about a girl finding friends on the i-net?

Mar-Chu said...

NYAN!

Mar-Chu said...

NO! SOMETHING MAGICALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT WHAT?!

Aquila Felis said...

A fairytale?

Geckogirl said...

A story about a magical goat named Gerry who one day ate a magical gum-drop and flew to a planet where dogs were made of sausages and cats are made of apple struddle.

there. write a story about that.



....thats a best seller right there in my opinion ;)

Mar-Chu said...

NYAN!

Mar-Chu said...

aaaaaaaaaaahhh...no.

Mar-Chu said...

something more serious..

Aquila Felis said...

Child, trying to find out what killed its sibling-> magical being.
That's serious... kind of.

Alexander. said...

A sheep named larry, finds out he can fly...?

Mar-Chu said...

hhhmmmm....yesh, that kind of serious.

Mar-Chu said...

wait, no, not the sheep. named larry.

Mar-Chu said...

...okay. any other requests?

Aquila Felis said...

That's another topic, but... do you play "black stories" where you live?

Mar-Chu said...

...noooooooo.

Aquila Felis said...

It's quite funny. You're told a situation and, with the one telling it just answering yes or no, you've got to find out what happend.

Geckogirl said...

Gerry the goat and Larry the sheep could be best friends!

see? the story is developing already!

But Sid the struddle cat is jealous of their friendship, so he grows a menacing moustache and trys to throw larry into a giant pit of lava!

Mar-Chu said...

SYDNEY THE EVIL PICKLE! BWAHAHAHAH!

i remember him~

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat and climbs tree*

Alexander. said...

Bill the sausage dog comes along and joins Sid, and together they abuse larry and gerry

Mar-Chu said...

heh.

Mar-Chu said...

...this is so odd.

Aquila Felis said...

Meow!
*jumps down and eats Bill the sausage dog*

Alexander. said...

Most random ive been in months...

Mar-Chu said...

harhar~

Aquila Felis said...

*walks to Kallista*
*sits on her, purring*

Geckogirl said...

Yeah! And then Larry and Gerry have a massive fight (with lots of swashbuckling) against Sid and Bill!

Mar-Chu said...

THATS IT! I GOT AN IDEA!

Kallista! keep it up!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes bouncing into the room*

Oh yeah! Hehehe I'd rather listen to music and come on here then sleep ;)P

Mar-Chu said...

HARHAR!

Mar-Chu said...

*dances around kallista juggling rice paddles*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey :D

Mar-Chu said...

BWAHA!

Aquila Felis said...

Meow! Miau! Nya! ^^

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey Kallista *comes and strokes the cat*

Aw bless, my mum hates cats so I just look after the neighbour strays when I can, I'd love to have a cat in the futre

Aquila Felis said...

*purrs*

Mar-Chu said...

*is still dancing around kallista and aquila cat*

Da moose da moose, da moose, da moose!

Aquila Felis said...

*stands up*
*changes to human*
*starts singing country roads*

Geckogirl said...

soz guys g2g! byes!

Aquila Felis said...

Bye!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*dances around Kallista to the song on her iPod*

Aww my iPod batteries getting low :(

Mar-Chu said...

bye skylara!

Mar-Chu said...

da moose da moose, da moose da moose, swimming in da water, swimming in da water, eating his supper, eating his supper, where did he go? where did he go? he whent to sleep, he whent to sleep~

Mar-Chu said...

NINJA PUPPIES!

arwa said...

anyone there? tell me someone's there, I'm home alone with no one to talk to. SOMEBODY?!!!

Aquila Felis said...
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arwa said...

hello/ Marchu?

arwa said...

oh hi! I don't believe we've met before.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi!

arwa said...

wait, how come you just removed what you just wrote?

Aquila Felis said...

We didn't meet before, so...
Hi!^^

arwa said...

You already said hi. And so did I.

Aquila Felis said...

It jumped to the first page and I thought your comment was on the first page, so I would have answered to someone who wasn't there so... and so on and so on...


:)

arwa said...

I'm sorry, it's just awkward for me when I meet new people. i find it much easier if you do something random.

arwa said...

Mind you, I'm not a random person, and I find it hilarious.

arwa said...

Go on. Do something unexpecting.

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to fox*
*runs around trying to wake the others*

arwa said...

*laughs and falls off the chair*

arwa said...

Oh that is so..... funny!!!!
Yeah, I laugh very easily.

Aquila Felis said...

*changes back to human, shouting*
Wake up, wake up, wherever you are!




^^

Mar-Chu said...

IIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAAAAACK! and i have ice cream!

oh. its HIM.

hello ARWA.

arwa said...

ok *gasps* ok *laughs again* you can stop now

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