Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Lunar Tears said...

What did you realise?

I realise lots of things then forget them an hour later...

Darkane Claw said...

Ah, that is a problem.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*laughs in distance* Yes Kallista ?

please do say what you must quickly as I must leave soon since dinners ready in 5

Lunar Tears said...

What's J.I Joe?

Darkane Claw said...

I have an irish essay due for monday. I'm just going to do it tomorrow.

Lunar Tears said...

I've been there Bolt

NOW I'M RELAXING, LISTENING TO MUSIC, DOING RANDOM THINGS, DEAFENING MY NEIGHBOURS, BY PLAYING ON A DRUM KIT

Lunar Tears said...

What's G.I Joe?

Darkane Claw said...

You play drums?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*taps foot impationtly waiting for Kallista to respond*

Lunar Tears said...

Cold, dark basement?

Sounds like something from a horror movie

Lunar Tears said...

I play drums

They're cool

I get drum lessons every Friday

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

well i did warn I had 5 minutes and they have passed so good bye

Lunar Tears said...

poor kallista

Darkane Claw said...

I PLAY DRUMS!!!!! AND I GET LESSONS EVERY FRIDAY!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

it may be overated but do you wish of me to starve?

thought not .. with that I bid you all a due

Lunar Tears said...

*shivers*

Need to watch The Thing...

Now I've got a top ten horror movies to watch before I die list. Newly containing The Thing, Carrie and Chucky 2

Darkane Claw said...

Lunar, Flo and me play drums. YAY!!! They're so awesome. I also play the piano and I want to start the saxophone but my dad won't let me.

Lunar Tears said...

I CAN'T GET USE TO PLAYING DOUBLE BASS PEDAL!

IT IS SOOOOOO ANNOYING!

Lunar Tears said...

When I've finished all school, and travelled the world, and most likely, got loads of debt, I want to learn to play LOTS of instruments

Darkane Claw said...

I don't have a double bass pedal. I kind of want to get on but I think I'm not going to.

Lunar Tears said...

you ARE cool Kallista

I want to play guitar, saxophone, violin, piano

(learning piano now)

and more












LIKE THE HARMONICA

Wonka said...

whoo!!!! cant wait! yey!!!

Lunar Tears said...

I don't have a DB pedal, but the person I have lessons with brought one in

Darkane Claw said...

I want to learn the bass, the sax and possible the guitar.

Darkane Claw said...

I want to quit the piano but my dad won't let me till I do all the grades, I'm starting grade 6, only three grades to pass.

Lunar Tears said...

One of my friends is in a folkestra

FOLKESTRA

I can't hear her saying it without laughing

Lunar Tears said...

Like an orchestra, but playing folk music

Darkane Claw said...

My dad and brother play the bass so I might get my brother to teach me the basics.

Lunar Tears said...

AHHHHHHHH!

CAN'T WAIT TILL NOVEMBER 19TH!

HARRY POTTER!

COMPLETELY SPOILED STORY LINE FOR A BOY IN MY CLASS, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EAVESDROPPING!

Lunar Tears said...

My cousin played bass, but it never lasted long, he gives up projects quickly

Lunar Tears said...

My family are more like singers

Darkane Claw said...

My brother's pretty good. I really wish I could give up the piano though....... What grade are you on Lunar?

Lunar Tears said...

I don't do grades

Not with piano, anyway

Just doing GCSE music

Darkane Claw said...

Wish I didn't have to do grades. *Mumbles something about boring grade pieces*

Darkane Claw said...

Gtg, I'm going to do an Irish essay. Ugh.

Lunar Tears said...

me going to


bye, y'all

Star Lord said...

... sorry, I was nlooking at Child's Play.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlyViQI3PC4&feature=related

Star Lord said...

Great, no one's one. Great.

Star Lord said...

Uh, are you here?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*appears behind Kallista taps her shoulder she looks round and I rush to front of her*

*she turns around and jumps back screaming whilst I laugh*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello Sarthacus I'm here *bows*

Star Lord said...

Ah, hello Nicolette. You might like this:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uxhesiKgE

Star Lord said...

1, ,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...



OUT.


*Rock guitar plays*

Star Lord said...

I'm going to a Ceidlgh tonight.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*dances to song * woop I do like this!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

awesome , where abouts is that ? :]

Star Lord said...

Uh, I don't know...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*cringes* oh deary me seems one of my not so bright freinds thinks the wanted are called all time low *tuts*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Lol Sarthacus , Ok Kallista

Star Lord said...

Brb, tea...

Lunar Tears said...

I'M BACK!

Just wrote a few things on my blog...

Which no one reads, but I don't mind. It's fun to write stuff.

So what's happening?

Lunar Tears said...

Hmm...

Lunar Tears said...

I love the dress on a perfume advert. The model looks SO cool and pretty.

Star Lord said...

Where's Dragona?

Lunar Tears said...

maybe draggy's playing on his playstation

Star Lord said...

Don't call him Draggy.

Lunar Tears said...

its easier to type than dragona!

Lunar Tears said...

everyone adds a y to their name at my school

nelly
craggsy
stevie
gilly
pottsy

Star Lord said...

New pic!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Is it really Dragonas easier for me

Lunar Tears said...

bye, kallista

Lunar Tears said...

hmm...
im eating a bag of crisps

Lunar Tears said...

it looks in olly murs new video he's going to fall off a bridge

Dragona Pine said...

I have arrived.

Star Lord said...

G2g, setting the table and the ceidlgh.

Bye, all.

Lunar Tears said...

ahh

Dragona, do you mind if I call you Draggy?

It's easier for me to type than Dragona

I'll stop if you don't like it

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Sarthacus...

Dragona Pine said...

Can you just call me Dragona please...

Lunar Tears said...

*looks slightly frustrated*

Lunar Tears said...

finished my bag of crisps

Dragona Pine said...

Good...

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona
Dragona
Dragona
Dragona
Dragona
Dragona

Lunar Tears said...

woooooooooooooooooooooo

Lunar Tears said...

waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... are you leaving?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe, finally finished my irish essay.It probably makes no sense and I'm probably going to get a C-- like the last one but I don't care.

Lunar Tears said...

*flies around on giant dragon*

*gently strokes dragona*

FLY, PHILIP, FLY!

Lunar Tears said...

Darkane, are you Irish?

What was the essay about?

Darkane Claw said...

Yes I'm irish and the title of the essay is Timpiste A Tharla which means an accident that happened.

Lunar Tears said...

*flies around on new, pink dragon*

FLY, GERALD, FLY!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm making one hell of a video that I'll post on my blog :D Best one I've ever made...

Lunar Tears said...

ICH BIN MUDE

Darkane Claw said...

Mude? I do german, what does that mean?

Lunar Tears said...

the u should have an accent mark on

it means I AM TIRED

Dragona Pine said...

It's name, 3, Driver 3...

Lunar Tears said...

*flies on even newer, green dragon*

FLY, PAUL, FLY!

*STROKES DRAGONA, MISTAKING HIM FOR PAUL, AND PULLS HAND BACK, APPALLED, AND SLIGHTLY SPORE FROM THE SPIKES*

Dragona Pine said...

You lot are going to love this video... awsome backing tracks :D

Darkane Claw said...

Shiúil mé síos an bothar folamh. An báisteach dhoiteadh as an speir, bhí an bothar sleamhian agus fliuch. Beadh carr a thiomáintthar mé. Thóg mé chlé agus thrasnaigh an mbóthar.


^^ Some of my essay.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*taps Kallistas shoulder from behind* I'm here :|

Lunar Tears said...

one second...

Darkane Claw said...

Mmmmmm. Stew.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Flo.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Flo!

Lunar Tears said...

google translator can't understand a word of your essay, Darkane

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'RE SMARTER THAN GOOGLE!

Dragona Pine said...

Come on song... download!

Dragona Pine said...

4mb to go, yey!

Darkane Claw said...

Maybe it can't understand it because it makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

nice picture MissLTears

Lunar Tears said...

tried again and google understood some stuff

But couldn't understand some words


You're still smarter than google!

Dragona Pine said...

Now to convert the Video into MP3 sound format...

Lunar Tears said...

thank-you Florence

Call me Lunar

Anonymous said...

no probs Lunar call me flo

Dragona Pine said...

Now to turn the video into a WAV format...

Darkane Claw said...

Chocolate buiscuts that have been melted together and dipped in hot chocolate are the best.

Lunar Tears said...

ok...

*flies on newest dragon, an orange one*

*swerves to knock over Dragona*

*Dragona dodges and grabs dragon's tail*

DRAGONA! GET YOUR OWN DRAGON!

FLY, BORIS, FLY!

Dragona Pine said...

*grins with excitement*


You lot are going to love it... even if it is 5 minuites long...

Star Lord said...

Why is it every time I go away there's a new page?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uxhesiKgE


Is a very good song.

Star Lord said...

Hello???

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

ek oh achmed ...

I'm being attacked by a two year old whos growling and going peppa pig

Star Lord said...

every second there's usually 10 more comments, but sometimes it's just... empty...

Darkane Claw said...

I just looked down and saw that my iPod was creeping closer to my hot chocolate. IT WANT'S TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm kicking her away but she just keeps coming!!

Star Lord said...

Bye, Kallista/

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista.

Awesome Song Sarthacus.

Star Lord said...

Nicolette, show her Child's Play on YouTube, and she'll run away.


Trust me.


>: ]

Star Lord said...

Thanks, Darkane.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*tares two year old from leg to see she know biting my arm* OW!

*taps Dragonas leg and then defends herself with biting two year old*

TAG YOUR IT!

Lunar Tears said...

*UNLEASHES NEW MONKEY ON KALLISTA*

Star Lord said...

Nicolette, above! do it!

Darkane Claw said...

I'm watching you iPod.

Star Lord said...

Hang on... is your sister ginger, Nicolette?


Is she small? can she jump high? is she evil?


If all are a yes, then my worst fear has come...







































































Chucky.

Lunar Tears said...

I laughed at the child's play on youtube

Lunar Tears said...

They made it funny

Lunar Tears said...

Now I'm laughing at the stay with me music video

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

types in childs play - clicks on it - watches

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs away*

CHUCKY RUN!

Star Lord said...

Did it work?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

no shes blondy brown small jumper and is 100% evil ... thankfully not chucky

Star Lord said...

few!

Star Lord said...

I have a lot of dolls/toys in my room...


I could swear one of them just blinked...

Dragona Pine said...

Prepare for the best video you have ever seen... going to upload it onto my blog...

Lunar Tears said...

*unleashes monkeys on Will.I.Am, who randomly walked in the room*

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN2FrUUq-zI


^^^ RISE AGAINST ROCK!!!!!!

Star Lord said...

Dragona, what is the video???

Lunar Tears said...

watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFGXG2-6kg&NR=1

Star Lord said...

(Spoof of Wallace and Gromit)



Ooooh, cracking herowin Gromit!

Dragona Pine said...

If I told you, I would have to kill you...


The names 3, Driver 3...

Star Lord said...

Ah.

Dragona Pine said...

I can't stop grinning at how awsome this video is :D

Dragona Pine said...

I can't actually believe I made this...

Star Lord said...

Just hurry up and post it.

Darkane Claw said...

Can you put it on your blog?

Lunar Tears said...

MONKEY! CHANGE DIRECTION! TO DRAGONA!

MONKEY: OO OO AR AR

*CHARGES AT DRAGONA*

BACK TO KALLISTA!

*CHARGES TO KALLISTA*

TO SARTHACUS!

*CHARGES AT SARTHACUS*

LUNAR: GOOD MONKEY

*PUTS FEET UP AS SHE EATS BISCUIT*

Star Lord said...

*Kills monkey*

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hIRnj9kf8


^^ Awesome song.

Dragona Pine said...

It's uploading :D


Kallista I feel fine... no dreams about the future last night :D

Lunar Tears said...

MY MONKEY!

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO STOP THE GOVERNMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT MONKEY?!

Darkane Claw said...

Any hint as to what it's about Dragona?

Lunar Tears said...

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo barbra Streisand

Dragona Pine said...

If I told you, I would have to kill you...


The names 3, Driver 3...




Them are the clues...

Dragona Pine said...

You put two of the greatest film music ever created, add in a sprinkling of Driv3r... and this is what you get, when it's uploaded :D

Darkane Claw said...

Cough cough.

Anonymous said...

is it a video of you driving somewere in a game???

Star Lord said...

*Grabs Dobby and starts waltzing*

Lunar Tears said...

bruno mars...

Lunar Tears said...

*Grabs a very uncomfortable Fletcher and starts waltzing*

Dragona Pine said...

Driving... yes, Driving Safely, no...

Darkane Claw said...

How long does it take to upload?

Anonymous said...

i still cant decide on what part i should use for my story i have 5 different ones and i cant decide

*bangs head on table*

no wait ill get brain damage..

*bangs head on pillow*

Star Lord said...

A while.

Dragona Pine said...

Just think... stunts, action, awsome music...

Anonymous said...

extreme driving you probably killing yourself or whatever you do and you added some music so it would look better....

am i close??

Lunar Tears said...

Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would make enough sound waves to heat a cup of coffee?

Dragona Pine said...

Nearly Flo... not killing myself... just other people with AWSOME STYLE, CRASHES AND PURE AWSOMENESS CRUSHED TOGETHER!

Lunar Tears said...

*tries on HUGE sunglasses*

Star Lord said...

*waltzed with Derek who comes in*

Star Lord said...

I fear she may be dead.

Lunar Tears said...

*pushes Caelan away from Valkyrie, grabs Fletcher again and waltzes again*

Darkane Claw said...

*Grads Skulduggery and starts waltzing*

Star Lord said...

*Makes Donbby use magic to make Chucky corner Kallista, grabs Derek and gives him ideas for book 6 7 8 and 9*

Dragona Pine said...

Grr... uploading this video is failing...

Star Lord said...

Crud, I have to go to the ceidlgh, bye all...


dragona, make sure nobody gets the 1st comment but me!


Bye, all!

Lunar Tears said...

*steals Derek from Sarthacus, and convinces him on MY ideas for book 6 7 8 and 9*

Lunar Tears said...

????????

Dragona Pine said...

It's because it blew up the awsome metre...

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Sarthacus, have fun at the ceidlgh. I think that might be what us Irish call ceili's. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Darkane Claw said...

*Walzes past Kallista with Skulduggery*

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Bolt

*leaves Derek thinking about 10th book, and grabs Fletcher before he goes to Valkyrie*

Lunar Tears said...

bruno mars...

*waltzes with Fletcher to just the way you are*

Darkane Claw said...

I really should go and practice. Hmm...... I have to figure out a drum beat for a song that we're recording........ I'll wait for a bit.

Lunar Tears said...

*pushes Bruno Mars' girlfriend out the way, so he sings Just the Way You Are to Lunar*

Darkane Claw said...

*Rise against comes on and everyone form as wall of death mosh pit.

Lunar Tears said...

I need to practice something...
forgotten the name...

Darkane, its the opposite to a push, kinda. What's it called?

Darkane Claw said...

Forms not form as. Evil typos

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

No idea Lunar. Sorry.

Geckogirl said...

hey guys :D

Lunar Tears said...

*edward cullen and Fletcher fight over who dances with Lunar*

*she patiently waits, looking elegant, in a beautiful dress*

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Skylara.

*Kills Edward*

Lunar Tears said...

s'okay

Lunar Tears said...

EDWARD!

*dances with Fletcher*

Lunar Tears said...

Since Darkane killed Edward...

*Kills Caelan*

Geckogirl said...

edwards dead! SCORE! now weres bella? *hids behind bush with gun waiting for bella*

Lunar Tears said...

NOT BELLA!

Kill Jacob

*waits for Jacob, not wanting to spoil her dress*

Geckogirl said...

since everyones killing people here than *runs away finds richard armitage, sherlock and sister's cute guitar teacher and locks them in giant safe* there, that should do it.

Lunar Tears said...

Bella's bulletproof

Geckogirl said...

woots! thanks kallista! *shoots bella in head*

Darkane Claw said...

*Kills Justin Bieber and Jedward*

Lunar Tears said...

actually, we're dancing while killing people

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*walks in* ahhh Waltz is it ?

pfft yeah right I don't wear dresses *walks out*

Geckogirl said...

darn! shes bulletproof! i thought the only person bulletproof was la roux! meh oh well *grabs giant bomb and throws at bella*

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