Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Donkey Shooter said...

hello?

Donkey Shooter said...

i got 1 hour or so till i have to go...
what do i hae on...
oh dang...
intensi ve martial arts and karate course i am so going to be nin pain, yet fencing is on after it

Lunar Tears said...

people came on while I was away?

hello donkey shooter

computer is slow

do you shoot donkey's?

Donkey Shooter said...

oh crap ive finslly met my match....

Donkey Shooter said...

nvm so anyway ...
wasssssssup?!

Lunar Tears said...

woo
woo
woo
woo
woo
woo
woo
woo
woo
woo

Donkey Shooter said...

my comp is really laggy

Lunar Tears said...

nothin' much

doin' some stuff

Do you shoot donkey's?

Because that seems cruel

Lunar Tears said...

My computer can't post a comment without me having to attempt it 3 times

Donkey Shooter said...

same here
and nooo i dont shoot donkeys!

Lunar Tears said...

you shouldnt shoot donkeys

why are you called donkey shooter then?

Lunar Tears said...

is anyone on?

Star Lord said...

Night, all.

Darkane Claw said...

NEW ENTRY!!!!
I'm just on for a moment and now I have to go to bed.
Just on to ask Derek: Can the reflection grow? As in, like a normal person? Because Val keeps telling it that if she dies that it has to take over her life. I thought it only represented her as an exact image of her when she looked in the mirror, so it wouldn't be able to grow.

^^^ I'm confusing myself now so
NIGHT ALL!!

Sabrina said...

Just voted for you Mr. Landy! YAY!
I can tell that the next book is going to be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.


Very Sweet indeed. :)

Ricardo Doom said...

Half a rack o tea...

Fantastico said...

Firstly, I voted for you! Yayy!

Secondly, AAAAAH! -squeaking and squeals erupt from my mouth, like being possessed by a mouse- YOU EVIL PERSON!!! GAHHHHHH!! I mean, yay! But, YOU!! You can't tell us good things like that, about the cherished book of dreams, and then make us wait!!! I mean, that's surely ILLEGAL?????

I love you with so much hatred that it makes my brain whine in confusion.

lilian.thigh said...

Couldn't have said it better myself. Sweet. GOOD LUCK!

Ambiguity said...

um... I'll vote for you, but only because I haven't read any of the others.

Dark superhero thingy? with horror?
One word.
Awesome.

Reminds me what to do before I'm dead.....

I like the whole dark super hero thingys. like that TV show heros? I like that. sometimes.

But if it's possible can you do the SLIGHTEST favour for me?
Can you tone down as much depressingness as possible? please? I hate depressingness. And it's so PREDICTABLE. Make it seem to be getting better in one book and then at the end make something terrible happen--with out any warning. 'cause I hate all the foreshadowing that happened in Mortal Coil. I could just TELL one of the main characters wouldn't make it out.

I mean, HOW many book AND movie AND TV series' have followed the 'dark path'? I hate it when I get a book and I don't wanna read it.

But that doesn't really matter. Do whatever you like. just PLEASE don't make it more depressing then Mortal coil.

Again you don't have to do that. I'll keep reading /sigh/ this stupid curiousity's gonna make me depressed.

~Ambs

Unknown said...

AWE.SOME.

Gerren H said...

You really don't let anything over you head. Is China's big secret going to pop up anytime soon? Thats one of the theorys my club are fumbling with.

Rebella Tears said...

BOOK SIX!!!!!!!! AWESTRUCK!!!!!!!!!
already voted 4 MC(because it is awesome and i don't know of any of the other books)

also... didn't some1 say that Sweeny Todd rocks? cause it does!!!!

Rebella Tears said...

p.s
i would die(for a good reason)(and with dignity) 4 Derek. if he were dead who would write SP?

-HB/Joe- said...

OMG! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO MY COMMENT! MY THEORY IS CORRECT! WELL FINE! I'LL JUST POST IT AGAIN!

So! Derek Landy, you have refused to listen. I have asked and asked and ASKED, but to no avail (prevail? Damn, i always get those mixed up).

But this time is different. If you do not respond to this post, or visit my blog and read my story and then COMMENT, i will come to the conclusion that you do not read these comments. And that would be very bad for your reputation, let me tell you.....



No, i am not blackmailing, just stating a series of facts that could indeed...


...ahh, stuff it. I'm blackmailing you.


Here are links to my story pieces in the order of which you must read them. The last link in the list is my latest one, so that's where you should comment please.


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-epilogue-part-2.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-prologue-part-3.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-bridget-whiplash.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-part-2-kallista-pendragon.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/10/sigh-fine-whatever.html

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/10/fan-fiction-part-4.html



And that's about it. Remember, the latest one is the link that's directly about this message, so post a comment there once you're done, Derek.

That is, if you actually do read these comments....DUN DUN DUUUNN!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stare at a wall for a while and wish i had Call of Duty: Black Ops, and then just settle for playing CoD: World at War.

-Hellboy out

Mary Hiashi said...

Hello!
Skulgirl, if you ever get to reading this, I deeply apologize. I didn't mean to leave so abruptly, but...

Dad wanted to turn the internet off (the modem), then I laid down on the couch to wait, but I may have accidently fallen asleep. I did wake up at one point but I just shifted and fell back asleep. Then I woke up at 4:32am, then went to bed...

*Hangs head in shame*

Gomenesai...!

...Derek, I will definitely vote for you...since you're the only Irish author dude with Irish books that I know...So...yep! You haveth my vote.

Skyril...I think you asked this question...I kind off skipped the rest of the comments after that...but...the first thing that comes to mind when you say RPG...ummm...Lost Odyssey I guess...second thing coming to mind is Devil May Cry 4.

And about the Thing...I can only vaguely remember the game...(I watched my brother play it when I was younger.)
All I remember is a snowy area...hmmm...and that reminds me of when I was younger...
*Smiles*

Mary Hiashi said...

I just read the comments where Kallista and Skulgirl were talking. I feel even more horrible.
"I am so very sorry Skulgirl!!"

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm gonna post my random story in bits on this blog. Maybe then Derek will read it...It is about him afterall.

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek's House (?) Ireland-Derek Landy sat down on his favourite chair in his house, drinking his favourite green tea. Relaxing mostly. He was about to take the first sip when the cup dropped out of his hands and poured out onto the ground. The chloroform ridden cloth was then removed from his face...
................................................

Derek's Blog, 2 weeks later-

Kallista Pendragon said...
Where's Master Derek?

Skulgirl13 said...
"Derrrrrreeeeekkkkkkkk?!!!"
*Looks under book*
"Derek?!"
*Taps his computer screen*

Dragona Pine said...
It's been 2 weeks. Where'd the Golden God go?

Mary Hiashi said...
I think I know...

................................................

Mary Hiashi said...

Somewhere in Niagara Falls, Canada (Hobgoblins Layer)

"Let me go!!"
After Derek had been knocked unconscious, he had been taken to the Hobgoblins layer in a most unkindly manner.
"I have minions to meet, a book to write, thought's to ponder, and other things that hold great importance to myself!"
Unce, unce, unce, unce...
Derek turned towards the sound of the music.
"What in the...?"
*The cha-cha slide was then played*

And Derek, not of his own power, began to dance.
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
And dancing.
"I HATE THIS!!"
...And dancing.
"Now I really, really, don't like this!"

*Song change*
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn,
It's alright because I like the way it hurts...
"Ummm..."

*Song ends and enter Kallista Pendragon, Lizzy, and Alex*
Alex-"Once a while
When your sorrows have a name
And day is dark as night
No remorse and no redemption
Close the door
Can you hear the crowd is waiting
For the last encore
Screaming out for my attention

Chanting my name

Welcome all to curtain call
At the opera
Raging voices in my mind
Rise above the orchestra
Like a crescendo of gratitude..."

Kallista and Lizzy singing background. Dancing as well. Alex wearing a pure white suit and a black scarf. Kallista wearing an all black kimono tied with a white obi, and Lizzy wearing black flowy clothes.
The song ends. The three throw out their jazz hands, stand in a line and commence dancing to the start of a snazzy song.

*Enter Mary Hiashi, Nicolette Croga, and Hellboy*
All wearing different variations of '20's wear, and fedoras of course. They join the dance with Mary taking the lead. Behind everyone Scooby and Shaggy were running away from Freddy Krueger.

Mary Hiashi said...

*Song change and enter Sarthacus, Deagle Pickle, and Skulgirl*

Kallista- "We spend out whole lives wishing.We weren't so freakin' strange.
They make us feel this pain. But it's they who need to change."

Hellboy- (spoken)"The way they think, that is."

Kallista- "It's time to stop the hiding. It's time to stand up tall.
Sing hey world, I'm different, and here I am splinters and all!
Splinters and all."

Lizzy- "Let your freak flag wave."

Deagle.Pickle-(Spoken) "My what?"

Lizzy- "Let your freak flag fly."
Kallista-(Spoken) "Thats what I'm talking about!"

Lizzy- "Never take it down, never take it down
Raise it way up high! Yeah! Let your freak flag fly! Let it fly, fly, fly!"

Deagle.Pickle- "It's hard to be a puppet."

Deagle.Pickle- "So many strings attached."

Mary Hiashi- "But it's not the choice you make.
Its just, how you, were hatched!"

Everyone- "Let your freak flag wave, let your freak flag fly. Never take it down, Never take it down,
Raise it way up high!
Let your freak flag fly"

Nicolette, Alex, and some Hobgoblin- "I'm proud to be a pig"

Hellboy- "I raise my furry fist."

Everyone- "Papa Bear, Papa Bear"

Skulgirl- "It's time a tell the world I'm a scientologist!"

Dragona- "I did some time in jail"

Derek- "I smell like sauerkraut"

Another Hobgoblin- "I'm gonna shed my house coat"

Everyone- "You work it out!
Let your freak flag wave! Let your freak flag fly! Never take it down never take it down.
Raise it way up high!"

Deagle.Pickle-(spoken) "Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we’re freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!"
(sung)
"Never take it down
Raise it way up high!"

Mary Hiashi- "We've got magic
We've got power
Who are they
To say we're wrong?"

Everyone- "Wrong!"

Mary Hiashi- "All the things that make us special
Are the things that make us strong!
What makes us special,"

Deagle.Pickle- "What makes us special,"

Everyone- "What makes us special
Makes us strong!
Let your freak flag wave!
Let your freak flag fly!
Never take it down, never take it down
Raise it way up high!
Let your freak flag fly! Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!"

Deagle.Pickle-(spoken) "I'm wood! I'm good! Get used to it!"

Everyone- "FLY!!"

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek stood flabberghasted, more surprised that he had actually joined than anything else.
Everyone- "Goodnight Chicago!"
Napolean Dynamite- "But we're in Niagara Falls. God!"

Mary- "Let us go minions, and watch something..."
Aquila appears out of nowhere. "Scary!!" Singeth she.
And off go the minions, and Mary.

Derek- "Uhhhhhh...."
Random stick figure appears with a small bowl and a large spoon. "My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big. My spoon. Is too. Big!"
*Enter random walking banana*
"I'm a banana!"

*Re-enter Deagle.Pickle*
Deagle- "Cheese nights, sing it right,
Going to row, in Canadian snow."
Banana- "Banana, banana, banana..."
Stick figure- "Big spoon, big spoon..."
Banana- "Banana, banana, banana..."
Stick figure- "Big, big spoon!"
Deagle- "Because Canadians drive dog sleds,
And wear parka's in their igloo beds!"
Banana- "Banana, banana, banana..."
Stick figure- "Big spoon, big spoon..."
Banana- "Banana, banana, banana..."
Stick figure- "Big, big spoon!"
Deagle- "And Canadians frequently say 'ehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!'"
*Guitar solo*

Derek- "I have officially lost my mind."

Mary Hiashi said...

Wierd enough for you? The actual songs used were Ghost Opera by Kamelot, Love the Way You Lie by Eminem feat. Rihanna, and Freak Flag off of Shrek the Musical. I copied and pasted the songs so if there is anything misspelt or whatever, it's not my fault, I tried to catch what I could. I also wanted to throw as many stereotypes in here as possible. Why? I have no clue. And even though I am torturing Derek by doing this, I still love him. :) Is the smiley face reassuring. R&R please! Gomen if anyone hated this or was offended by it

Mary Hiashi said...

There ye be Derek, you've been voted for. Good luck! :)

Mary Hiashi said...

Read this please!

http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/2010/11/in-remembrance.html

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh and Derek. I WOULD NOT die horribly for your amusement...

Goodnight everyone!

neelnanda said...

WHAT

the big necromancy stuff is supposed 2 b in the third trilogy

and since u said that the books are in trilogies then that means u need 2 cure tanith

OR ELSE

im warning you

KagiKaWa said...

Hmm... Everytime I want to comment here on Derek Landy's blog.. THE Derek Landy's blog... There are Hundreds, even thousends of comments in already!

Of cours, Mr. Landy, I rushed into that vote site, scroll down to your book and voted. I'm a obediant minion! And your book gives me so much inspiration for my own stories! That's right! I'm fighting to be a writer too! Haven't released anyone yet though, but I'm fighting for it!

You see, I really want to talk to you in private. Shocking? Huh! But I'm not one of those stalking minions, I just want to talk because you seem to be so much fun to talk to! ... Sorry if that scares you, not my intention! I looked over for a fan email adress where I could write, but didn't find it! This was all I could find so I write you here. Please contact me on this follow adress: lookforkagi@hotmail.com and it will do you good! I promise! *puppy eyes* Oh! Did I mention I have some request for a movie-making Skulduggery Pleasant?

Hope you're having a good time! And hope that voting thing is going well to your advantage! I'm voting for ya!

Kezia Priskila Santoso said...

Oh I love the 5th book, lookin' forward to read more..

Dragona Pine said...

I have arrived.

Dragona Pine said...

Is anyone on?


Flo, Nicolette? Anyone?

Dragona Pine said...

SOMEONE CURE MY BORDEM!

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*


Star Wars Battlefront here I come...

Anonymous said...

hey

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo*


I WAS LARIFIED!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry I didn't comment as soon as you came on, shooting a random crab thing with a rocket launcher and talking on here is hard to do at the same time :D

Anonymous said...

was just reading ur new fanfic its funny

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks...

Anonymous said...

i need to look up YMCA now...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol you just put your hands up in the air in a V shape for Y, then curl them in for M, then C in a C shape and then put A like a diamond shape kinda... it's a funny dance...

Anonymous said...

never heard of it

Anonymous said...

i wonder what alex was doing...

Dragona Pine said...

Why-Em-See-Ay? It's pronounced like that... really, have you never heard of it?

Dragona Pine said...

He was in with Kallista... it said in the 2nd bit 'alex was in with Kallista'... he still was...

Anonymous said...

never saw the dance but i heard the song...

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... it's the dance to the song...

Anonymous said...

im watching it on youtube its funny

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm in a happy mood today... I had a dream about the future the night before last but last night I didn't have one, YEY! My tiredness is getting better!

Anonymous said...

happy to know that you are happy :D

i had dreams about my story latley i didnt know how to finish the movie bit and i have like 5 different options now they keep replaying in my head.....

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... what are they about? Wait, that would ruin your story a bit...

Dragona Pine said...

Have you had anymore 'I'm getting tortured' dreams?

Anonymous said...

yh some but they werent that bad

Dragona Pine said...

If you have any more of them, just think that it's your mind, and you can be as powerful as you want to be, you own the dream... you can do what you want in it, I do that and then I break the natural flow of my dreams, I'm still in the same place but I can do what ever I want...

Anonymous said...

very wise

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks...

Anonymous said...

the doctor said that im making "outstanding progress" and that they will take the the cast of monday :D

Dragona Pine said...

It's Bob that did it :D


I'm glad your getting better Flo... but I think for you, survival is just an everyday thing...

Anonymous said...

i think that its second nature now....

Dragona Pine said...

You've had so many bad memory attacks and I feel sorry for you...

Anonymous said...

yep bob definatley helped

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Anonymous said...

nothing to feel sorry about it happens i have to live with it...

the only thing that worries me is that one of the doctors said that if it will get worse then i might get brain damage....i dont want brain damage i want to be able to drive a car...

Dragona Pine said...

I really hope you don't get brain damage, but does everyone know you have a photographic memory?

Anonymous said...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v7MM2GjBfEI/SJaOEamdHmI/AAAAAAAAAAs/N__cUI7eX-U/s400/mirrors-bathtub.jpg



this is funny...although most people find it gross

Dragona Pine said...

That's weird...

Dragona Pine said...

HELP ME!

1 vs 167!


"Together clones, we can still win"

CLONE... there's only one of me left :D


Must think of somewhere to hide...

Dragona Pine said...

Aah!

Dude with 4 glowsticks, hide!

Anonymous said...

yh they do thats what makes it worse according to the doctors i rememeber to much stuff and then it just suddenly all floods back into my brain all at the same time...

it kind of feels like your dieing you know..seeing your life in pictures flicking through your mind. you notice so many details you remember so many things you shouldnt have done. it all stops then then and the blackness swallows you...

i have been close to death twice very close it worries people but not me for some reason

Dragona Pine said...

"If you do not fear death, then it has no hold over you"

How smart Vancha March is from Darren Shan :D


You could try and not remember too much stuff though...

JMcC said...

dead rising is epic!!! CoD black ops is good too

Geckogirl said...

hey all!
i only got up half an hour ago; saturday lie-ins are the best! ;)

Dragona Pine said...

I have had a memory attack too Flo... I know what it feels like but now I brb for my dinner, I'll come back on as soon as I've had it...

Anonymous said...

its inpossible not to remember stuff if i look at this then staraight away i have a mental picture of it....all those comments i can remember to the finest detail...no thats pretty awsome but dangerous...

Anonymous said...

typos....

hey geckogirl!

i love saturaday lie-ins aswell

Anonymous said...

dinner at 11:30? i havent had my breakfast yet ...

Kate Stuart-Smith said...

life sucks! damn exams i hate them , why do you have to have 2 science exams its pointless!!

Geckogirl said...

hey florence, hey dragona!
i only just had my breakfast florence, hot cross buns coz im sick of cereal and healthy eating!

you know what healthy eating does? it gets you kicked out of the library and gives you a nosebleed thats what!

im gonna go cheak out both of ur blogs now..and im just throwing in there that there is a new post on mine....

Anonymous said...

hey evangeline

Geckogirl said...

aww hey evangeline! have u got loads of exams?

my cousin (whos in year nine like me) took all of her science GCSE's this week. and shes in like...set 4's! her school say they've all got to take them 2 years early.

i think thats just stupid!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry about leaving you Flo but I'm back now...

Anonymous said...

i have to take my GCSE's next year and i have no idea how sheep multiply

Dragona Pine said...

EVANGALINE! You haven't been on here for AGES!

Kate Stuart-Smith said...

hi yeah all week english science and math exams
science and math were and are easy but english we had to comapre two poems and it was the poem my class hadn't studied , so im going to kill my english teacher

Dragona Pine said...

I've got to take my GCSE's next year as well...

Kate Stuart-Smith said...

yea in a few month i am leaving school FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHAH

Geckogirl said...

dragona, florence are you guys in year 9? and your taking them next year? really? wow.

im taking mine in 2 years...well some i might take next year but really most of mine are in year 11. i thought it was like that all across england..well exept for my cousins school.

wow...im so glad i get an extra year.

Dragona Pine said...

Yeah I'm in yr 9...

Anonymous said...

i have to take language GCSE's in march

Anonymous said...

yep year 9 is awsome

Dragona Pine said...

Does anyone have a PSP on here?

Anonymous said...

moi

Dragona Pine said...

I want one for Christmas but I was wondering if you could play online on the PSP 3000s...

Kate Stuart-Smith said...

yea be happy you all have another year or so until you are pushed out of your blissful school years into the world of collage and work lol
i on the other hand have to spend 7 lessons a day for 5 days a week learning how to get a debt card and pay the rent,
please someone kill me!

Kate Stuart-Smith said...

ive posted on the elementals , its not a chapter but hell im bored and dont care

Dragona Pine said...

Bloomin hell... my bloody sister wants the computer to get some songs... WHY ARE THEY BLOOMIN IMPORTANT? BITCH! Anyway... brb for a while until she's finished :(

Anonymous said...

thats what i love about not having any younger brothers or sisters

Ricardo Doom said...

Sup guys

Ricardo Doom said...

And you know... Obviously gals

Ricardo Doom said...

Im the only one online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ricardo Doom said...

Aww come on

Ricardo Doom said...

Someone pleeeeeaassseeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

im here

Anonymous said...

i have nothing to do som im writing another part of my story

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello? anyone on ...


WAAAA!!! I'm not at my dads !!! mum let me sleep and for that she shall be tortured ...

I shall make my way to my room and carfully unstich all her socks!!!

Crows on!?!?!

please still be on shes not been here for ages and If I have missed her because my mum made me sleep I will set her bedroom alight!!! ...which wouldn't beng wise since our it right next to hers ands thats where all the hair spray and flammable stuff is

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

.... I'd still do it though

Anonymous said...

im here and i think that crow went...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*falls to knees dramatically* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I get results tommorow hazza!! this means finally they give me medicine and I can go back to school!!! sad i know but caged in the house all days not fun

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*pats Kaliistas back* common ough don't want you choking ...











or do I ... NO! *smacks self* stupid stupid

Anonymous said...

Does this mean the final book in this series will be the 'romance' one? :)

Liz said...

hey yall

Liz said...

*falls over* i am so damn tired *curls up and takes a nap*

Star Lord said...

Hi, all.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello everyone, finished my book :/

Dragona Pine said...

Bloomin hell, that took a long time...

Liz said...

hello people

Halo pickle! said...

hai.

Liz said...

oop! if my brother is here, i'm out of here

Halo pickle! said...

oh great.

Dragona Pine said...

No, don't go lizzy...

Liz said...

*curls up and takes a nap*

Halo pickle! said...

oh good, someone else is here.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm making a video on movie maker which I'll post on my blog...

Halo pickle! said...

have you seen the video on my blog? its stop motion!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry I g2g... be on later...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*slaps self hard* go for 5 mins and you miss everyone!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hisses at deagle*

Halo pickle! said...

why me?

Halo pickle! said...

did i insult you without meaning to?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

No , I'm in a vampiry mood after finishing off another morganville vampire book ....

Halo pickle! said...

oooookkkaaayyyyy.that makes a lot of no sense.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*jump p quickly and skips round room*

old macdonald had a farm ey iy ey iy oooooh

and on that farm he had som pigs eh iy eh iy oh

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sighs* this laptop mocks me , I have a growning urge to punch it but fear if I do it may die completly on me ... last time I was lucky

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*cracks in top right of screen start to look more and more like a evil smiling face mocking me*

ohhhhhh see if I hadn't punched it in the first place i wouldn't be having this problem

Halo pickle! said...

you actually punched your computer?weeeiiiirrrddd.

Halo pickle! said...

yes it would.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*goes to punch it ad then hears kalistas distant pleas*

KALLISTA!

Halo pickle! said...

whhooaahh.

Halo pickle! said...

goodbye, time to eat breakfast.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

woooah Kallista ...

I destroyed a laptop once my uncle left it to me in his will and it was so slow (old laptop)but it didn't matter because I never went on it ...

then one day I destroyed it and got really upset

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

BYEE!!!

*walks around room pacing quickly*

must get ghost town must get ghost town

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*grips on to kallistas shoulder so hard leaves violent bruises*

MUST GET GHOST TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*screams then faints in shock*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*wakes up*

ghost town - book 9 in morganville vampire series

truely emmence books came out on november 1st must have!!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

What do you have in mind Kallista ? ...

fanfiction possibly .... mabey that will cure my craving to read for a while

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*prays to whatever god there might be that Kalista shall post today durning reasonable english hours*

American auther extremly amazing one

Star Lord said...

Annnnd back!

Darkane Claw said...

WOBBLE BOARD!

Star Lord said...

HERO.COM AND VILL@IN.NET!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Wobble boards are awesome.

Halo pickle! said...

goodbye for a long time.

Darkane Claw said...

Good bye deagle_pickle ! Why are you leaving?

Darkane Claw said...

Is anyone on?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*grabs Darkane from behind and hisses*

Hellooo

*lets go whilst spinnig her* weeeeeeeeeee hahahaha

Darkane Claw said...

*Grabs Nicolettes shoulders and trips her so she's flat on her back*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*jumps back up by simply relaxing then thrusting herself forwards*

NO HANDS!!! hahaha learnt that in p.e.

*dashes into shadows unseen and laughing widly everytime you manage to focus on where laughters coming from I have moved*

Darkane Claw said...

*Sits on the ground and closes eyes. Starts to levitate and drifts off into space*

Star Lord said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

GASP!!!! You stole Dragona's Hmm Sarthacus.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sppeds to spot where darkane is and reaches upwards grabbing her foot and hauling her back down*

ahhh please play hide and seek

*smiles wickedly and dashes back to shadows leaving darkanes hair wipping slighly forom wind created*

Darkane Claw said...

*Gets loads on LED lights and throws them all into the shadows so the shadows disappear*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*appears next to Sarthacus in a flash* Wow you executed that hmm perfectly our giving Dragona a run for his money

*disapears again in blink of an eye*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*light behind darkane goes out and Darkane looks around in horror to see some lights being smashed by daggers some by me*

Darkane Claw said...

*Coughs rather loudly and the improbability drive appears. Gets in and zooms of into hyper space*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*watches Darkane disapear into space*

hmm I'll just pick on Sarthacus

Darkane Claw said...

*A sign saying 'Bye Kallista' drifts down from space(

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*Kallista blinks and then I'm stood in front of her*

Where do you think your going >:|

Lunar Tears said...

HELLO EVERYONE!

I see you're all still crazy

What a relief! :)

Darkane Claw said...

Hey MissLTears

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*lunar blinks to see me stood in front of her*

>:] yes we are still crazy

Lunar Tears said...

My Mum's B-Day 2moro!

Lunar Tears said...

Hello Darkane

*looks up to Nicolette*

still very crazy

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*lunar blinks again and I'm gone - replaced by the wind*

(in distance) fairwell all I bid you a due *steps into light and bows*

untill later *slips into shadows and disappears*

Lunar Tears said...

*watches as snow begins to fall from magical ceiling*

Darkane Claw said...

*Remember's she's in space and turns a bomb into a whale*

Lunar Tears said...

Is that a 'goodbye' or not?

Darkane Claw said...

I was thinking the same thing

Lunar Tears said...

*gets hypnotised by advert of rubber ducks swimming in ocean*

The Duckies!

Lunar Tears said...

Lunar T on a mission

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...
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Lunar Tears said...
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Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*reapears between the two and they step away shocked as they hear me speak*

of course it was goodbye but since you misinterpereted it wrong I guess I shall have to re-say it into enlish you can comprehend

Goodbye for now we shall meet again later, I can asure you of that

*bows then in blink of an eye is gone*

Darkane Claw said...

Sometimes, when Vampire Diaries is on.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Nicolette.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista.

Star Lord said...

Uh, bye Nicolette.

Lunar Tears said...

random

Star Lord said...

Oh shit...



I just realised something.

Lunar Tears said...

Hello?

Goodbye?

Hmm...

Star Lord said...

My goegraphy project, punny, chemistry HW, and maths HW is all due in on monday, I told my parents it's all done...

Darkane Claw said...

What Bolt?

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