(me neither. Let's just say we finished all the rooms but then we departed because my inner creature, the one I was trying to get rid of, I actually started liking and being teammates with. That's actually quite a good metaphor for what actually happened irl XD )
Fera: *appears behind aquila, moving so quickly it may as well have been teleportation, something he has never been able to do before* I dunno. Just heard you guys talk about a bunch of killer bananas. You talking about these guys? *pulls out what looks to be the dead corpse of a banana from another purple whirlpool*
Fera: Tried to kill you? *looks at her* nahh, you should've seen my last mission with that leviathan...now THAT was strange *smirks* *looks back at aquila* *although to everyone else it may seem normal but to aquila it should be apparent that fera's eyes have darkened a lot and his stare is different from the last time she's seen him, 6 months ago*
Fera: *it seems that for a split second, his stare changes, however it goes back to the same quickly afterwards* Yup, sounds about right *goes back to facing tawnee* What do you want help with then? From the lack of concern in your voice, I am guessing you got rid of them, dragon *smirks*
(yeah well, the reflections and all that was because of the thing inside him. Aquila had no such thing for a reason. The thing finally got influence on him let's just say.)
(sort of. it's more embedded than just a possession which goes away once the thing is outside's one body. Since you've got some time, you wanna start an rp the same time as the banana invasion is happening but on a different timeline, so there are no evil bananas, and let it unfold from there? )
(I'll start. It's basically the re-union of fera and aquila. How about this, fera is pretty much wanted in a lot of magic places, so she gets sent after him?)
Aquila: I knew I should've come here with Swirl. -.- Well, I don't think you get much of a say in this. -she rolls a small ball over to him- -it purrs-
Fera: *blankly stares at it, absolutely no concern in his eyes* To think they'd send you to arrest me...the council really has hit a new low, am i right? *smiles at her*
(Well, that explains why he's not running, yet. xD Those balls suck the magic out of you. A lot like the special handcuffs, just cuter, indestructible, and naturally multiplying.)
(nope, it just shows he has changed a lot. He's smart, he knew they were dangerous from the start)
Fera: These things are quite cute, actually *smirks with a wide grin* but if you think I haven't been in a situation where I could not use magic, then I seriously am disappointed in myself for not teaching you more *gets up without even touching anything, defying gravity*
Fera: Well, he'll be drained eventually, yes *his reflection speaks from the mirror of the pond and as soon as he says this, is now casually walking behind aquila, as the person she had just been talking to takes a shapeless form and disappears, leaving the balls there* well, those are quite interesting though.
-the balls hop over to the new Fera and snuggle up against him, instead- -they continue purring-
Aquila: You have no idea how long it took until we figured out how to control them. And we still can't destroy them. We only managed to keep them off our case. We do keep them in the cells, though - so our prisoners stay drained and cuddled.
fera: *looks at them* hmm, interesting little guys *grins* If they eat magic, they also have a taste, so how about I give them something bitter *suddenly the energy fluctuating from fera becomes so dark that it drowns out the full moon's light and everything around aquila, even the pond becomes completely dark* *this silence drains out everything, except for fera's maniacal laugh that is emitting this vast space*
Fera: Oh? they are greedy little fuckers aren't they? *laughs even more maniacally, despite them sucking out his magic and fuels them even more* EXCELLENT! *grins*
Fera: Come on, let's see how much you can really absorb, this is not nearly enough, multiply moooooooooooooreeee *smirks and he touches his own face, clearly enjoying it*
Fera: Drained of magic? Yeah. Tired? Nahhh. *laughs* how could i be tired when I am having such fun? You know...we could stay here for the next few weeks till i am completely drained...or I could run away...but you know what? I don't feel like doing either. Take me in, Ms. Aquila *winks at her as he says this and holds out his hands*
Aquila: Heh. Easier than expected. ^^ I don't think it would be weeks, though, after all they multiply exponentially. Will you attempt stabbing me? Because if not, I have no reason to put handcuffs on you.
Fera: Let me tell you something *as he looks at her in a completely different expression from his old self* If I could stab you, I would've already done it so, don't you think? *semi smiles*
Aquila: Well, you clearly spent some time in bad company. -arches eyebrow at him- Do you WANT handcuffs or something? Next time I'll make sure to have a pair of pink ones on me, just for you. >.>
Fera: *that expression he had just before completely goes back to how she found him, black and soulless* Bad company? I never worked for or with anyone on the past 6 months, let me tell you that. If by bad company you mean myself, then you would be correct *smiles at her in that same soulless smile* Where are we going now?
Aquila: Well, I'll have to ask them to pick us up down at the road. I can't walk you to your cell while you have purring, growing, multiplying balls all over you, can I? -she takes out her phone, again-
Fera: I guess not *looks at them* they look like they like me though. I would feel bad to get them off me *says it in a rather unusual tone* I see you've become an official officer. *claps* well done.
Aquila: More or less so, I guess. They'll be here in fifteen minutes. -pockets her phone again- Do you still want to tell me about those plans of yours?
Aquila: Nah, chaos is the natural outcome of everything, and if you want to keep things in order it will take energy. If you want chaos, you can just lean back and leave it to the enthropy. Considering that, I guess your plan means you want to just go on holidays and relax? =P
Fera: I am free of the burden that used to suffocate me, it is now one with me *says this as he looks at her and has one of his fingers pointing at his now dark eyes*
i dont own a gun i was playing computer games i said i came 2nd
apparently you can have a lesbian threesome on dragon age with a slutty pirate so thats what im aiming for because thats gonna be more fun than hei trapped in a castle with zombies like now zombies are super scary
(hear hear lol) Fera: gahhhhh *he quickly grabs his left eye as he grumbles in pain* *the darkness starts slowly crawling back and his grip is getting tighter*
Fera: N-no, I'll j-just kill them---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bursts out laughing* *stops laughing at a sudden point and grumbles on the grass again* away *says it in a strained voice* away, a-aquila now
Fera: *launches his arm towards her but it's as if his body is refusing to move* *punches his own arm to weaken it* ddddaammnnnnn *suddenly, stop all motion and lays back normally, on the grass* That was unexpected.
Im already at hme i cant go anywhere else but i did have a problem trying to climb stairs a bit
but its true you can sleep with a slutty pirate and a really religious chantry lady at the same time it doesnt shoe anything of course because its a computer game and they never do but i think as a chantry lady and someone who worships the maker a lot youd think not having a threesome with a slutty pirate and a demon slaying warrior would be pretty high on the list of things never to do but apparently not so i like that religion a lot
Noooo no shooting competitions i couldnt fire a gun ever like id probably shoot myself in the face sooner than id hit a target and i hate guns thats why I like computer games like Skywhip and Dragon Age because you fight with swords and swords are much prettier and shiny and i like them more much more and knives also but id prefer to be shot rather than stabbed
(Lauren, there are PLENTY video games that DO show.
Trust me, my ex is a bit too into Mass Effect and linked me to some video cuts. And I do know those aren't even on the more explicit side of things, so... =P )
Fera: Well now you can judge all this for yourself and decide what kind of a man I am *stands up normally and looks at her, the left eye is not dark anymore however there are some lines of darkness still covering it*
i get that im fairly knew to the conputer game thing but i did play years ago with my ex and i really cant remember anything not even in the mass effect game i mean skyrim you go to bed wirh your wife or husband nearby it just goes black then you wake up wifh something called lovers embrace which gives you something i cant remember what but its like a blessing on dragon age from what ive seen obkine its basically the same and mass effect iirc you see part of a blue butt at one point or other in the first game hut the other 2 just kissinf i rhinj but with rpg games its hard to judge because when everyfhing is ahout xhkice yiu might bot do the dame fhing as other players and thats why i love rpgs theyre so diverse and fun and women and non straight peolle always grt better representstions than they do in other games rpgs are my fsvorites but sjyrim is beauriful and perfecf bur also kinda scary
Aquila: Currently, I conclude that you are a man who doesn't know if he wants to sit or stand. And you also have changing eye colours. You're a bit like a cat, really. -checks her watch- Time to walk down to the street. -gets up and starts walking-
Aquila: -looks over her shoulder- You coming? -seeing him stand in a pile of purring balls makes her smile a bit- ... I love this method of binding magicians.
Aquila: Well, that was bound to happen eventually. -walks down to the street, where Swirl is waiting with a transporter equipped for transporting prisoners- He fainted. Help me carry him?
Swirl: You should've told me you were going to look for him again.
Aquila: I know.
-they carry Fera into the transporter, all the balls hopping in right after him- -they lock the doors-
Aquila: Well, that's that. Swirl: We have five more on our list. Do you think we'll manage another one today? Aquila: Maybe.
(well i wanted to spice up the story but sure, if you want to end it there i am not gonna hold it against you. Fera dies. The end. Proof that wishes to sometimes come true XD )
No i mean they'll probably put him on a death row or he'll eventually die in there anyways.
fera: ha, could you please write my death to be as gruesome and painful as possible? Me: Nah m8, the wishes that do come true only come true to an extent.
Fera: Going around doing illegal stuff and of course the government being too afraid to have me going around in the country *grins* Me: yeh, what he said.
... I told one of my online friends her husband looked like a punk rocker and I liked her socks
... and that id marry them if there was so such thing as platonic marriage
... and then I started talking about lesbians in computer games again... and about a shapeshifting witch in Dragon Age and i said many many things most notably that i wouldnt sleep with her if she was a spider because that might be too kinky... I just remember thinking "i have to talk to Arktinen I HAVE to its important" and that was like my goal of the afternoon... ... I also have a big cut on my knuckle which I cant remember getting...
I feel like shit... youre right I shouldnt poison myself... at least im not a violent drunk im just a confusing one... and i apparently make many typing mistakes
Don't get me wrong, drinking a bit if you like the taste - just fine. Getting tipsy? Oh well, maybe once in a while. Getting actually drunk? Well, enjoy the consequences of trying to kill your brain. xD
I have to say though, the way your mind works when you're drunk makes you entertaining to read. xD
I think the thing that made me decide never to get drunk was when a classmate of mine gave be a rundown of what SHE did while drunk the last weekend.
... which pretty much was going topless to press her boobs against the window of the disco thing she was in, then going off on a walk, finding one of those meadows with the things for horses to jump over, and attempting to jump over them.
Just. No, I want none of that. xD
(That, and I haven't yet found ANY kind of alcohol I like the taste of. Runs in the family, though, so... doubt I ever will. xD)
Well im glad I amused you guys haha but here ive still got a massive hangover!!! Urrgghhhh stupid punch why did i drink all of you
Yes a lesbian threesome Jai haha you dont see anything apparently but i think its insane the game lets you do it kinda haha i have no idea ask bioware why you can... also Leliana isnt a Christian the chantry is different but I cant tell you more because I dont know haha im only a little way into the game Yes my character is a demon slaying warrior its kinda what happens when demons try to attack everywhere again its the 5th blight in the game lore and they happen when a dragon gets tainted by demon blood and becomes an archdemon and leads an army to try and kill everyone... ... i do have an active game life yes theyre crazy if you just describe who your character is and what they do i think computer games are hilarious theyre super weird but super fun i need to buy more :)
It would be super kinky one moment i think what i said exactly was 'should I play skyrim or should I keep hoping for lesbian threesomes like when dose that happen dont give me demons to kill give me hot witches who can shapeshifting into spiders neczuae theyre hot like I would totally do her but hopefully not as a spider mayo im not into that so much its super kinky and being caught in a Web would be fun but scary spider bdsm much'
It's a good story to tell, too. And a good way to get out of any free drinks offered to you that you do not want to drink. ^^
Next up: Do something you'll enjoy. Like... dunno. Do you like taking a long bath and reading in the tub? It's a risky game, I know, but I very much enjoy it.
'Dont give me beer or ill start talking about kinky spiders' '... uh ok...' Perfect way to get rid of anyone really
Noooo id never take my books in the tub thats just nooo... too risky... I love my books and I look after them... Arktinen said i should draw and let allll of the bad feelings out so im drawing right now...
Ah, yes, it is risky. Mistakes were made and books were half-drowned during my learning process - but now I manage not to harm them, and I enjoy that skill. It's like being able to drink from a bottle while laying down. Some things are worth learning. ;D
But I already have a lovely e-book, so I'll stick to it until it breaks. Which it won't do any time soon, I invested in a good piece of technology and a high quality cover. ^^
True that, but I honestly have no space for more books. xD I counted. I have more than 100 in a maybe three to four meter room (optimistic estimate) with one of the walls being the backside of a roof, so not straight.
I have no space anymore, dammit! xD
That, and you can take a lot more books on a plane if they are e-books. :3
I do, too, which is why I'm never going to live without physical books.
But once I'm old and have my own house, I'll hace the stereotypical 'literature' in the living room for guests, and the books I ENJOY in some other room. ;)
Ooooh, and a book to recommend to anyone who loves books:
The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers.
It's a book about books. It's lovely, it's original, it's funny, gripping, sad and all in all just very entertaining. That author is quite a troll at times, though. ... the sequel was, I kid you not, nothing but a retelling of the first one. As a doll-theater play. The whole second book was the first book all over again. I was so mad I swore to never again buy a book by him.
... now I'm looking forward to the third book. ;-;
I will yes haha if you ever get to read Stone by Adam Roberts do that also thats my favorite book it er... has some questionable parts... but if you dont mind one or 2 strange scenes (it isnt massively descriptive though so its good its ok) its an amazing sci fi book... it makes more sense when you realize the main character is a girl... she starts off as a guy because they have these little machines in them which heal them and let them change themselves so she starts a guy then gets "executed" and ALLLLL the little robots taken out and then shes a girl again because she was born a girl but just made herself a guy for a few years with the robots... its super weird i know haha but its a good book really One thing that i like is that the author puts little translations at the bottom of the page because the characters arent speaking English even if the book is English if that makes sense so some of what they say might not make sense to us so the author puts translations and explains why they say things a certain way like the T't actually exists and its so cool :)
Michael: I think most of them left? And.. Actually I had an idea for the counts house. *rubs the back of his neck nervously* I want to get back to the woods if I can, I miss the traveling, but the counts vast wealth.. I was wondering if maybe Flauros and Tresha could go to those furry auctions and buy as many furries as they dare and lead them back to the house. I want a way of marking them as mine, and I want a clear message sent out; that any furries under my protection aren't to be sold on or recaptured, and that if they are there will be consequences.
Tresha: Wait.. You want to maim them forever? And you're already planning on leaving?
Michael: You could call it maiming them, but it's my way of protecting them.. *looks at Archer* Alys.. She can come with me if she wants.. *keeps the hope out of his voice and eyes*
Tresha: Michael, Alys has a baby. She can't just wander out into the woods with you and disappear.
Michael: I don't know.. There has to be a way though. *sits down, thinking* Branding might be the only way.. It stops fur growing back, it's obvious.. The ones that aren't branded could stay in the house?
Tresha: I'll talk to her, you need to talk to him. Again.
Tresha: Good. *smiles at Charlotte* You're a good mother to her Alys.. Are you going to be okay? If Michael goes away again..?
Michael: I'm not going to let my feeling for one girl control my life Flauros. I'm not even sure how I feel about her. I'll visit, but I'm not going to stay just for Alys..
... a womans partner was shot in front of her and her child and she uploaded it live to Facebook... ... I just... im fed up of my country sometimes... im fed up of people who think skin color matters in any way... cops dont shoot people because of their skin color but when theyre at risk and dealing with criminals... i dont get angry at people... but im frustrated with them... its the people who should be pushing for more equality who cause the biggest divides... they just push their own agendas they dont actually care that someone who chooses to protect the country and the people in it could have died... they obviously felt at risk... ... the woman didnt even care her partner was shot... not even in the slightest... she was too busy uploading it to Facebook... she didnt even look at her child... she just didnt care... ... before when it happened there were witnesses lying and the cop involved was made out to be a bad person because people were too busy lying just to make problems...
... ive been alive nearly 27 years... never got in trouble with a cop and never been shot... people who have obviously did something wrong... and im frustrated when people take it as a personal attack against people with the same skin color as them... it isnt... its self defence... of course its sad and it should be sad not anger and not people with their own motives trying to cause trouble...
Exactly... why would you upload it to Facebook... she didnt even care her partner got shot and later died... she didnt care at all... there was no panic in her voice... she was completely calm and focusing on her filming...
Eh, it might have been the shock? I think everyone reacts differently to something like that. ... if she still wasn't sad say... a week later? Then I'm with you guys.
Michael: *rolls his eyes* I'll buy some before I leave. I need a backpack too, so I'll just buy myself some shirts then. *shrugs* But you can't stop me from leaving.
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Fera: *appears behind aquila, moving so quickly it may as well have been teleportation, something he has never been able to do before* I dunno. Just heard you guys talk about a bunch of killer bananas. You talking about these guys? *pulls out what looks to be the dead corpse of a banana from another purple whirlpool*
Tawnee: *spots Fera, Aq ad swirl* Hey! *runs over with her kids* I wondr if yo can help me..
Aquila: -jumps involuntarily-
Swirl: -shakes her head and grabs Aquila by her arm, then starts walking- Yes, these.
Swirl: Oh, hello! What do you need help with?
Fera: *glances over to thawnee* yo stranger *waves hand*
Tawnee: this may sound strange.. but these bananas..
Aquila: You heard about the recall for bananas?
Fera: Tried to kill you? *looks at her* nahh, you should've seen my last mission with that leviathan...now THAT was strange *smirks* *looks back at aquila* *although to everyone else it may seem normal but to aquila it should be apparent that fera's eyes have darkened a lot and his stare is different from the last time she's seen him, 6 months ago*
Aquila: -attempts to ignore it, but it sticks at the back of her mind-
Tawnee: recall? ... theey set my house on fire and I set them on fire
*just for visuals, Taw covers up in bandages to hide her scales*
Swirl: Metal.
Aquila: ... you already called the fire brigade, right?
Tawbee: don't have a phone
(good night)
Fera: *it seems that for a split second, his stare changes, however it goes back to the same quickly afterwards* Yup, sounds about right *goes back to facing tawnee* What do you want help with then? From the lack of concern in your voice, I am guessing you got rid of them, dragon *smirks*
(good night. It seems we cannot continue Johanna. Wanna start a new one just us two or? )
(Night Inky!
Well, I still have a bit of time. What the heck happened to Fera, though?)
(Not gonna say too much cuz it'll unfold but you remember the thing that was inside him? )
(I remember the rooms and scare reflections and what not.)
(yeah well, the reflections and all that was because of the thing inside him. Aquila had no such thing for a reason. The thing finally got influence on him let's just say.)
(So he's half-possessed?)
(sort of. it's more embedded than just a possession which goes away once the thing is outside's one body. Since you've got some time, you wanna start an rp the same time as the banana invasion is happening but on a different timeline, so there are no evil bananas, and let it unfold from there? )
(Hrm. Fera and Aquila?)
(I guess if you want. )
(It was a question. ^^ I also have Swirl to offer. Blacky and Whitey aren't quite ready for it, yet.)
Yes then, fera and aquila will be fine. I'd prefer Swirl to appear later )
(Alright. ^^ And what's the story about? Or, would you like to start?)
(I'll start. It's basically the re-union of fera and aquila. How about this, fera is pretty much wanted in a lot of magic places, so she gets sent after him?)
(And she just stumbled across him when we start?)
(she's been searching for him for a while now, how about that? Plus she gets sent after him because she knows some of the places he'd go to. )
(so yeah, I'll start with fera and aquila finds him)
(Alright. ^^)
fera: *is sitting at the top of the hill, breathing in fresh air*
Aquila-eagle: -swoops down and plops into her human shape next to him- Hi Fera. I'm afraight I have to arrest you.
Fera: *slightly surprised at the familiar voice, slowly turns head and looks at her* oh. Well I am afraid that I cannot go with you.
Aquila: I knew I should've come here with Swirl. -.-
Well, I don't think you get much of a say in this.
-she rolls a small ball over to him-
-it purrs-
Fera: *blankly stares at it, absolutely no concern in his eyes* To think they'd send you to arrest me...the council really has hit a new low, am i right? *smiles at her*
Fera: *the smile is neither genuine, nor pleasant*
Aquila: -sits down next to him- You think I won't manage to?
-the ball just stays next to him, purring- -and slowly growing-
Fera: *grins* I did not mean that. *lays down and sighs* Please don't make this hard *no emotion in his voice, just blank*
Aquila: Well, it would be quite easy to just be nice and follow me?
-the ball splits into two smaller balls-
-both stay next to Fera, growing and purring-
(Did I introduce you to them, before?)
(nope :P)
Fera: But see, that would kinda ruin my plans. *stays laid back and lets out another sigh*
(Well, that explains why he's not running, yet. xD Those balls suck the magic out of you. A lot like the special handcuffs, just cuter, indestructible, and naturally multiplying.)
Aquila: Well, what are your plans?
(nope, it just shows he has changed a lot. He's smart, he knew they were dangerous from the start)
Fera: These things are quite cute, actually *smirks with a wide grin* but if you think I haven't been in a situation where I could not use magic, then I seriously am disappointed in myself for not teaching you more *gets up without even touching anything, defying gravity*
Fera: My plans. Doesn't seem like you're interested, since you cam here to arrest me anyways, right? *smirks*
-the balls hop up to him and sit on top of him instead-
-they multiply once more-
-now there's four of them-
Aquila: -sighs- Well, if you stay you'll be drained and k.o. thanks to exhaustion. You better run off, then.
-stands up as well-
Aquila: Well. It's never bad to have a couple more points to bring up in court.
Fera: Well, he'll be drained eventually, yes *his reflection speaks from the mirror of the pond and as soon as he says this, is now casually walking behind aquila, as the person she had just been talking to takes a shapeless form and disappears, leaving the balls there* well, those are quite interesting though.
-the balls hop over to the new Fera and snuggle up against him, instead-
-they continue purring-
Aquila: You have no idea how long it took until we figured out how to control them. And we still can't destroy them. We only managed to keep them off our case. We do keep them in the cells, though - so our prisoners stay drained and cuddled.
fera: *looks at them* hmm, interesting little guys *grins* If they eat magic, they also have a taste, so how about I give them something bitter *suddenly the energy fluctuating from fera becomes so dark that it drowns out the full moon's light and everything around aquila, even the pond becomes completely dark* *this silence drains out everything, except for fera's maniacal laugh that is emitting this vast space*
Aquila: Nah, they show no preferences. They eat any kind of magic, from necromancer-shadows to sigils.
-the balls purr louder, grow much faster and start glowing slightly-
-four become eight-
-eight become sixteen-
-sixteen become thirtytwo-
Fera: Oh? they are greedy little fuckers aren't they? *laughs even more maniacally, despite them sucking out his magic and fuels them even more* EXCELLENT! *grins*
Aquila: -facepalms- It's gonna be such a HASSLE to keep track of all of them-
-the balls multiply again-
-64-
-128-
Fera: Come on, let's see how much you can really absorb, this is not nearly enough, multiply moooooooooooooreeee *smirks and he touches his own face, clearly enjoying it*
Aquila: Oh hell. -.- -she takes out her phone and makes a call- I need a rift about a meter ahead of me. Someone's feeding the purrballs too much.
-a rift appears under the Fera-covering pile of balls and swallows most of them up, before closing again-
Aquila: I'm so damn glad we co-operate with Belgium...
-four balls sit and purr on Fera-
Fera: I think they're starting to take a liking to me, what do you think Aq? *smiles at her with a semi evil expression*
Aquila: Nah, they are just eating your magic. Feeling tired, yet?
Fera: Drained of magic? Yeah. Tired? Nahhh. *laughs* how could i be tired when I am having such fun? You know...we could stay here for the next few weeks till i am completely drained...or I could run away...but you know what? I don't feel like doing either. Take me in, Ms. Aquila *winks at her as he says this and holds out his hands*
Aquila: Heh. Easier than expected. ^^ I don't think it would be weeks, though, after all they multiply exponentially. Will you attempt stabbing me? Because if not, I have no reason to put handcuffs on you.
Fera: Let me tell you something *as he looks at her in a completely different expression from his old self* If I could stab you, I would've already done it so, don't you think? *semi smiles*
Aquila: Well, you clearly spent some time in bad company. -arches eyebrow at him- Do you WANT handcuffs or something? Next time I'll make sure to have a pair of pink ones on me, just for you. >.>
Fera: *that expression he had just before completely goes back to how she found him, black and soulless* Bad company? I never worked for or with anyone on the past 6 months, let me tell you that. If by bad company you mean myself, then you would be correct *smiles at her in that same soulless smile* Where are we going now?
Aquila: Well, I'll have to ask them to pick us up down at the road. I can't walk you to your cell while you have purring, growing, multiplying balls all over you, can I?
-she takes out her phone, again-
Fera: I guess not *looks at them* they look like they like me though. I would feel bad to get them off me *says it in a rather unusual tone* I see you've become an official officer. *claps* well done.
Aquila: More or less so, I guess. They'll be here in fifteen minutes. -pockets her phone again-
Do you still want to tell me about those plans of yours?
Im an ok sniper when ive been having alcohol I managed to come 2nd howwww???
Fera: *leans back on the hill, relaxing* ahh yes, the plans. Can chaos be regarded as a plan? *looks up at her*
(Lauren, PLEASE don't tell me you shot any actual guns while drunk.)
(magic? :P)
Aquila: Nah, chaos is the natural outcome of everything, and if you want to keep things in order it will take energy. If you want chaos, you can just lean back and leave it to the enthropy. Considering that, I guess your plan means you want to just go on holidays and relax? =P
Fera: I am already on a holiday *looks back at her, grinning and signs for her to lean on the grass as well*
Aquila: -sits back down, as the balls duplicate to sixteen-
Fera: I am free of the burden that used to suffocate me, it is now one with me *says this as he looks at her and has one of his fingers pointing at his now dark eyes*
Aquila: Did I ever tell you that changing eye colours slightly irritate me?
((I have never resonate with a comment more before XD
Mostly because I remember when I was 11 and thought that mood changing eyes was cool
Oh god))
i dont own a gun i was playing computer games i said i came 2nd
apparently you can have a lesbian threesome on dragon age with a slutty pirate so thats what im aiming for because thats gonna be more fun than hei trapped in a castle with zombies like now zombies are super scary
Fera: huh? *opens his eyes wider and the darkness slowly starts fading from his left eye*
(lauren...go home, you're drunk XD)
(Ooooh, I forgot to dedicate. I dedicate to bananas.
Hi Adra!
Lauren, I thought it might have been a shooting competition. They are quite common in shooting clubs, here. ^^)
Aquila: -frowns- Yes, that. It's like reality wobbling around. I don't like it.
(hear hear lol)
Fera: gahhhhh *he quickly grabs his left eye as he grumbles in pain* *the darkness starts slowly crawling back and his grip is getting tighter*
-the balls multiply to thirtytwo, doubling the speed of him getting drained once more-
Aquila: Should I send you some doctors once you're in your cell?
Fera: N-no, I'll j-just kill them---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bursts out laughing* *stops laughing at a sudden point and grumbles on the grass again* away *says it in a strained voice* away, a-aquila now
Aquila: -arches an eyebrow- -shuffles juuuust out of reach- Five minutes.
Fera: *launches his arm towards her but it's as if his body is refusing to move* *punches his own arm to weaken it* ddddaammnnnnn *suddenly, stop all motion and lays back normally, on the grass* That was unexpected.
Aquila: You are strange. Now they'll accuse me of unnecessary violence when they find that bruise you just gave yourself. -sighs-
Im already at hme i cant go anywhere else but i did have a problem trying to climb stairs a bit
but its true you can sleep with a slutty pirate and a really religious chantry lady at the same time it doesnt shoe anything of course because its a computer game and they never do but i think as a chantry lady and someone who worships the maker a lot youd think not having a threesome with a slutty pirate and a demon slaying warrior would be pretty high on the list of things never to do but apparently not so i like that religion a lot
Noooo no shooting competitions i couldnt fire a gun ever like id probably shoot myself in the face sooner than id hit a target and i hate guns thats why I like computer games like Skywhip and Dragon Age because you fight with swords and swords are much prettier and shiny and i like them more much more and knives also but id prefer to be shot rather than stabbed
(Lauren, there are PLENTY video games that DO show.
Trust me, my ex is a bit too into Mass Effect and linked me to some video cuts. And I do know those aren't even on the more explicit side of things, so... =P )
(lauren... XD )
fera: I'll tell them it was me. I am indeed strange. You are even stranger though. *smirks*
Aquila: Oh, I am? How so? ^^
(lol even if they don't show you can literally just go on the internet and I almost guarantee you, you'll find some 3d animation of it...)
Fera: Having liked me once to start with *laughs and sighs* now look at me *sighs and smirks* *puts hand over smirk*
Aquila: I like to know people before I judge them. It's better than relying on the opinion of others.
Fera: Well now you can judge all this for yourself and decide what kind of a man I am *stands up normally and looks at her, the left eye is not dark anymore however there are some lines of darkness still covering it*
i get that im fairly knew to the conputer game thing but i did play years ago with my ex and i really cant remember anything not even in the mass effect game i mean skyrim you go to bed wirh your wife or husband nearby it just goes black then you wake up wifh something called lovers embrace which gives you something i cant remember what but its like a blessing on dragon age from what ive seen obkine its basically the same and mass effect iirc you see part of a blue butt at one point or other in the first game hut the other 2 just kissinf i rhinj but with rpg games its hard to judge because when everyfhing is ahout xhkice yiu might bot do the dame fhing as other players and thats why i love rpgs theyre so diverse and fun and women and non straight peolle always grt better representstions than they do in other games rpgs are my fsvorites but sjyrim is beauriful and perfecf bur also kinda scary
Aquila: Currently, I conclude that you are a man who doesn't know if he wants to sit or stand. And you also have changing eye colours.
You're a bit like a cat, really. -checks her watch- Time to walk down to the street. -gets up and starts walking-
(dat spelling though XD )
Fera: Always with the non-straight answers. *smiles to himself* Well, so it seems.
Aquila: -looks over her shoulder- You coming? -seeing him stand in a pile of purring balls makes her smile a bit- ... I love this method of binding magicians.
Fera: oh...y-yeah sorry. the stars. They've always calmed me. *left eye becomes completely clear* *starts walking towards her* hey.
Aquila: Hm?
Im gonna have a nap i tbink bad headache and feeling seepy
Fera: you been alright? *smiles genuinely*
(good choice lauren. good choice)
(Sleep well Lauren, and stay off the alcohol tomorrow - at least until you're completely sober and the headache's gone.)
Aquila: Yes, and I keep learning new things. Now hurry up or I'll have to roar you into hurrying. ;P
Fera: good. *walks over to her* *sighs* *passes out*
Aquila: Well, that was bound to happen eventually. -walks down to the street, where Swirl is waiting with a transporter equipped for transporting prisoners-
He fainted. Help me carry him?
Swirl: You should've told me you were going to look for him again.
Aquila: I know.
-they carry Fera into the transporter, all the balls hopping in right after him-
-they lock the doors-
Aquila: Well, that's that.
Swirl: We have five more on our list. Do you think we'll manage another one today?
Aquila: Maybe.
(Guess that rp is done. :P )
(done? XD )
(Yep, now it IS too late. There's no getting out of this, except maybe with a good lawyer. Let's hope they just wanted him for some questioning. xD)
(well i wanted to spice up the story but sure, if you want to end it there i am not gonna hold it against you. Fera dies. The end. Proof that wishes to sometimes come true XD )
*do
.....I was not expecting that role play idea to take off 0.0
But I quite enjoyed reading it!
(He's not dead, he's magic-drained. xD His body will get used to it, no worries. :p
Besides it's pretty late. ^^)
Dug, I think you should join us next time!
No i mean they'll probably put him on a death row or he'll eventually die in there anyways.
fera: ha, could you please write my death to be as gruesome and painful as possible?
Me: Nah m8, the wishes that do come true only come true to an extent.
Eh, he was caught by Germans. We have no death penalty and don't hand people out just to be killed somewhere else.
What's he even wanted for?
Fera: Going around doing illegal stuff and of course the government being too afraid to have me going around in the country *grins*
Me: yeh, what he said.
Sounds silly. Oh well. ^^
I need sleep now. Night Fera! Night lurkers!
Not that I had time to think about this, I literally just made all this up on the spot. not that I cared to begin with, so there :P
'day cycle to you too.
There was a stinging pain in my side and it was annoying me, so i thought punching it would make it go away.
my skin is bloodshot now but the pain ain't there anymore :P
I feel mega awful oh god this is bad
i had a nap in the afternoon and ive woken up again and its super late and i feel so bad
And THAT is why you're supposed not to poison yourself! :D
Why do people do this??? This is BAD...
... I told one of my online friends her husband looked like a punk rocker and I liked her socks
... and that id marry them if there was so such thing as platonic marriage
... and then I started talking about lesbians in computer games again... and about a shapeshifting witch in Dragon Age and i said many many things most notably that i wouldnt sleep with her if she was a spider because that might be too kinky... I just remember thinking "i have to talk to Arktinen I HAVE to its important" and that was like my goal of the afternoon...
... I also have a big cut on my knuckle which I cant remember getting...
I feel like shit... youre right I shouldnt poison myself... at least im not a violent drunk im just a confusing one... and i apparently make many typing mistakes
Don't get me wrong, drinking a bit if you like the taste - just fine.
Getting tipsy? Oh well, maybe once in a while.
Getting actually drunk? Well, enjoy the consequences of trying to kill your brain. xD
I have to say though, the way your mind works when you're drunk makes you entertaining to read. xD
(I can't believe I didn't end up pissdd when I went out for the first time O.o)
(And the antics you get up to in video games are rather amusing. A "lesbian threesome" with a slutty pirate and a Christian woman person?)
(While you yourself was a demon slaying warrior, of course. I must say that you have a very active game life xD)
Personally, I find the 'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were a spider... that would be too kinky' even better. xD
(That is brilliant too xD)
I think the thing that made me decide never to get drunk was when a classmate of mine gave be a rundown of what SHE did while drunk the last weekend.
... which pretty much was going topless to press her boobs against the window of the disco thing she was in, then going off on a walk, finding one of those meadows with the things for horses to jump over, and attempting to jump over them.
Just.
No, I want none of that. xD
(That, and I haven't yet found ANY kind of alcohol I like the taste of. Runs in the family, though, so... doubt I ever will. xD)
Well im glad I amused you guys haha but here ive still got a massive hangover!!! Urrgghhhh stupid punch why did i drink all of you
Yes a lesbian threesome Jai haha you dont see anything apparently but i think its insane the game lets you do it kinda haha i have no idea ask bioware why you can... also Leliana isnt a Christian the chantry is different but I cant tell you more because I dont know haha im only a little way into the game
Yes my character is a demon slaying warrior its kinda what happens when demons try to attack everywhere again its the 5th blight in the game lore and they happen when a dragon gets tainted by demon blood and becomes an archdemon and leads an army to try and kill everyone...
... i do have an active game life yes theyre crazy if you just describe who your character is and what they do i think computer games are hilarious theyre super weird but super fun i need to buy more :)
It would be super kinky one moment i think what i said exactly was
'should I play skyrim or should I keep hoping for lesbian threesomes like when dose that happen dont give me demons to kill give me hot witches who can shapeshifting into spiders neczuae theyre hot like I would totally do her but hopefully not as a spider mayo im not into that so much its super kinky and being caught in a Web would be fun but scary spider bdsm much'
... my drunk brain thinks of weird things
(Your drunk brain thinks very weird things.)
Try drinking lots of water, that might help with your hangover. In any case it helps with most headaches.
Im never getting drunk againnnnn :(
The person who I sent the message to basically just said 'dont worry about the drunk ranting weve all been there'
... so let this be a lesson... dont drink alcohol or youll start talking about spider bdsm
... an important life lesson there
XD
It's a good story to tell, too. And a good way to get out of any free drinks offered to you that you do not want to drink. ^^
Next up: Do something you'll enjoy. Like... dunno. Do you like taking a long bath and reading in the tub? It's a risky game, I know, but I very much enjoy it.
'Dont give me beer or ill start talking about kinky spiders'
'... uh ok...'
Perfect way to get rid of anyone really
Noooo id never take my books in the tub thats just nooo... too risky... I love my books and I look after them... Arktinen said i should draw and let allll of the bad feelings out so im drawing right now...
Ah, yes, it is risky. Mistakes were made and books were half-drowned during my learning process - but now I manage not to harm them, and I enjoy that skill. It's like being able to drink from a bottle while laying down. Some things are worth learning. ;D
But yes, drawing is a good idea, too.
I usually take a shower anyway haha ;)
Theres a massive market for waterproof books really isnt there???
They make waterproof e-books, now. :3
But I already have a lovely e-book, so I'll stick to it until it breaks.
Which it won't do any time soon, I invested in a good piece of technology and a high quality cover. ^^
(Plus e-books just aren't the same as real books..)
True that, but I honestly have no space for more books. xD
I counted. I have more than 100 in a maybe three to four meter room (optimistic estimate) with one of the walls being the backside of a roof, so not straight.
I have no space anymore, dammit! xD
That, and you can take a lot more books on a plane if they are e-books. :3
Yes but some people like the feeling of the solid thing itself in your hand and not just to stroke it with your fingers really ;)
(I just like the weight of a book and turning the pages and like the smell of book (that sounds weird) (you know what I mean))
I do, too, which is why I'm never going to live without physical books.
But once I'm old and have my own house, I'll hace the stereotypical 'literature' in the living room for guests, and the books I ENJOY in some other room. ;)
Ooooh, and a book to recommend to anyone who loves books:
The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers.
It's a book about books. It's lovely, it's original, it's funny, gripping, sad and all in all just very entertaining.
That author is quite a troll at times, though.
... the sequel was, I kid you not, nothing but a retelling of the first one. As a doll-theater play.
The whole second book was the first book all over again.
I was so mad I swore to never again buy a book by him.
... now I'm looking forward to the third book.
;-;
Did I mention it's been like... more than five years and the book has been postponed indefinitely?
I swear...
Wow hes a massive troll...
... even bigger than the actual trolls on skyrim who arent actually so annoying but a little scary in fact
Thing is, he writes so well it's kinda worth it.. ^^
If you ever come across a Moers book: read it. ^^
I will yes haha if you ever get to read Stone by Adam Roberts do that also thats my favorite book it er... has some questionable parts... but if you dont mind one or 2 strange scenes (it isnt massively descriptive though so its good its ok) its an amazing sci fi book... it makes more sense when you realize the main character is a girl... she starts off as a guy because they have these little machines in them which heal them and let them change themselves so she starts a guy then gets "executed" and ALLLLL the little robots taken out and then shes a girl again because she was born a girl but just made herself a guy for a few years with the robots... its super weird i know haha but its a good book really
One thing that i like is that the author puts little translations at the bottom of the page because the characters arent speaking English even if the book is English if that makes sense so some of what they say might not make sense to us so the author puts translations and explains why they say things a certain way like the T't actually exists and its so cool :)
(*sits in the corner lurking*)
(here)
-doing excel diagrams all day-
-sighs-
Working in a lab? Enjoyable.
Analysing what the heck you've done and found out? ... not so much.
Michael: *when everyone has finished eating*
*clears his throat, standing up*
I.. Have more news. The counts house and belongings..
Tresha: *strokes Flauros' arm, humming*
*everyone looks at him*
Flauros: *pulls her close*
Michael: while I have no definitive proof the counts house and belongings have been left to.. Well. Me.
Eval: really??
Flauros: what?!
Tresha: Michael that's.. Huge..
Michael: technically if there's no written will then the authorities can seize control of all his possessions though.
Flora; no one really knows about the count
Michael: I presumed that from the mistreatment of the furries.. But with no proof the furries could also take over the house if they're so inclined.
Tresha: well what would you do with the house and his things?
Alys: where are t the other furries?
Michael: I think most of them left? And.. Actually I had an idea for the counts house.
*rubs the back of his neck nervously*
I want to get back to the woods if I can, I miss the traveling, but the counts vast wealth.. I was wondering if maybe Flauros and Tresha could go to those furry auctions and buy as many furries as they dare and lead them back to the house. I want a way of marking them as mine, and I want a clear message sent out; that any furries under my protection aren't to be sold on or recaptured, and that if they are there will be consequences.
Tresha: Wait.. You want to maim them forever? And you're already planning on leaving?
Archer: what about Alys?
Michael: You could call it maiming them, but it's my way of protecting them..
*looks at Archer*
Alys.. She can come with me if she wants..
*keeps the hope out of his voice and eyes*
Tresha: Michael, Alys has a baby. She can't just wander out into the woods with you and disappear.
Alys: *looks torn*
Michael: Oh.. Right. Yeah. Obviously, babies need their mummies.
*focus on the other plan*
Does anyone have any idea how to mark the furries we buy?
Tresha: *glances at Flauros, a worried look*
Alys: *looks down*
Natani: brand them?
Michael: I don't want it to be too painful? I want them to feel safe and if they're young or nervous branding them will hurt them..
Tresha: *stands up, dragging Flauros with her*
*walks out*
Flora: get them a uniform!
Flauros: *is dragged out* what is it?
Michael: Uniform can be removed and lost.
Tresha: We need to talk to Michael and Alys. Alys can't leave her young child..
Alys: *feowns*
Flauros: true.. But she loves him
Michael: There has to be something..
We can't shave them because fur grows back. We can't dye their fur either.. Uhm..
Tresha: But her baby needs her.
Grace; what is there to do?
Flauros; true.. What do we do?
Michael: I don't know.. There has to be a way though.
*sits down, thinking*
Branding might be the only way.. It stops fur growing back, it's obvious.. The ones that aren't branded could stay in the house?
Tresha: I'll talk to her, you need to talk to him. Again.
Mike: that's a good idea
Flauros: Dustin?
Michael: *nods*
Okay, well there's the plan then. Use his money to protect the furries. I'm going to bed..
*stands up, walking to the door*
Tresha: Talk to him first, man to man. I don't think Dustin's.. Methods are very good.
Flauros: okay *walks off to michael*
Alys: *stays at the table with charlotte*
Michael: *goes to his room, laying on his bed*
Tresha: *walks back into the dinning room, sitting beside her*
Alys; h hey..
Flauros; *goes to his room and knocks the door*
Tresha: Hey. You okay?
Michael: Come in.
*watches the door carefully*
Alys; *nods*
Flauros: *wnters* we need a man to man talk
Tresha: We need to talk..
*looks at her*
Michael: do you even understand what that means?
Alys: w what about?
Flauros: no.. Anyways .. Alys
Tresha: You can't leave Charlotte, Alys.
Michael: *sighs and turns to face the wall*
What about her Flauros.
Alys: I know..
Flauros: you know she can't leave her baby
Tresha: *smiles at Charlotte*
She's such a beautiful baby..
Michael: Then I guess she'll be staying.
Alys: I love h her to pieces
Flauros: you love her
Tresha: Good. She deserves someone who loves her, a loving mother.
Michael: I miss the woods Flauros.
Alys: I d didn't think w would.. After what happened.. *looks at Tresha* b but becoming a mother.. It changes y you
Flauros: so you'll leave the woman who loves you
Tresha: Changes you for the better?
*looks at her*
Michael: I'll still visit..
Alys: d definitely
Flauros; that's not good enough
Tresha: Good.
*smiles at Charlotte*
You're a good mother to her Alys.. Are you going to be okay? If Michael goes away again..?
Michael: I'm not going to let my feeling for one girl control my life Flauros. I'm not even sure how I feel about her. I'll visit, but I'm not going to stay just for Alys..
Alys: *looks down* I I'll have to be..
Flauros: *grabs his shirt* you're not going to stay for her?! All she's done is wait and cry for you.. She's been miserable without you
Tresha: *puts an arm around her shoulders*
We'll be here for you. And he might stay yet.
Michael: *grabs his hands*
You're going to rip your own shirt.
... a womans partner was shot in front of her and her child and she uploaded it live to Facebook...
... I just... im fed up of my country sometimes... im fed up of people who think skin color matters in any way... cops dont shoot people because of their skin color but when theyre at risk and dealing with criminals... i dont get angry at people... but im frustrated with them... its the people who should be pushing for more equality who cause the biggest divides... they just push their own agendas they dont actually care that someone who chooses to protect the country and the people in it could have died... they obviously felt at risk...
... the woman didnt even care her partner was shot... not even in the slightest... she was too busy uploading it to Facebook... she didnt even look at her child... she just didnt care...
... before when it happened there were witnesses lying and the cop involved was made out to be a bad person because people were too busy lying just to make problems...
... ive been alive nearly 27 years... never got in trouble with a cop and never been shot... people who have obviously did something wrong... and im frustrated when people take it as a personal attack against people with the same skin color as them... it isnt... its self defence... of course its sad and it should be sad not anger and not people with their own motives trying to cause trouble...
(@Lauren why would you upload it to Facebook?! Her child is probably horrified!!!)
Um. Judging by what manages to make it into our news over here?
Sometimes it IS the skin colour.
And I'd trust your cops half as much as ours, max.
Exactly... why would you upload it to Facebook... she didnt even care her partner got shot and later died... she didnt care at all... there was no panic in her voice... she was completely calm and focusing on her filming...
Eh, it might have been the shock? I think everyone reacts differently to something like that.
... if she still wasn't sad say... a week later? Then I'm with you guys.
Flauros: at least I have shirts
Alys3 t thank you
I dont think it is Aquila... I think people make it about skin color...
(That's terrible)
Michael: *rolls his eyes*
I'll buy some before I leave. I need a backpack too, so I'll just buy myself some shirts then.
*shrugs*
But you can't stop me from leaving.
Tresha: *smiles, hugging her gently*
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