Due to unforeseen circumstances, the announcement of the title of my new series will take place on WEDNESDAY instead of tomorrow.
I could go into the whys and the hows and explain it all to you, making perfect sense and being entirely reasonable...
Or I could just grin and enjoy the fact that you are now cursing my name.
I think I'll do the latter.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4600 of 4885 Newer› Newest»Well, it works out rather nicely for me, and rather unfortunately for you.
(...?)
We'll see about that.
*swaps sword for knife and holds it close to Ioux's neck*
Oi, narrator-guy! You stay out of this, and he dies and tells nobody your little secret and nobody blackmails you about anything. Sound good?
That is admittedly a very appealing offer...
(...why are you threatening yourself? I mean I understand but it's so out the blue and stuff ... *watches because why not*)
You really don't want to do that, Ms. Herald.
(why don't you keep one name and just do
Mister loux:
Humphrey:
Etc:
it'll be faster that way and easier...?_
Never question the antics of a bored person, Mr. Conductor.
Also, be careful. I also started out watching because why not.
(I get involved... sometimes. I was in an rp earlier... It kinda went no where but it happened. )
[sighs]
It isn't actually easier, not really.
I mean, I've written that way before, but for these characters in particular, the thoughts get muddled.
Au contraire, Ioux. I've been wanting to kill you for ages. You have a nasty habit of blackmailing people I care about,
(okai I was just wondering... you do you if that's easier then go with it :P
*slinks back to his lake where the storm cloud is brewing and lightning strikes where he points*)
I also have a habit of blackmailing myself out of the afterlife. Think carefully.
I'm just gonna casually slink away while you lot are talking.
Yeah, just announce it like that. Totally smart.
*frowns at Ioux* This is going to be rather messy, isn't it?
:) Moss, you're so cool and unique and interesting.
@Conductor: EH, that's a bit like saying "Why don't you just go to McDobald's instead of Medici's? It's easier."
If you put more effort into things, you get higher quality. *nods*
*Smiles pleasantly*
If you are somehow involved, Ms. Herald, I'm sure whatever ensues will be messy indeed. Preferably with your blood.
Thank you, Star.
And interesting perspective. I hadn't really thought of it that way.
*Looks very torn*
*hits Ioux over the head, knocking him unconscious*
*expression fades*
Well, that simplifies things for the time being.
*nods at Humphrey*
*disappears*
:)
*is watching, but may not comment*
Hm... That's odd. I wonder if I dreamed the whole thing.
I rather hope so, that was mildly embarrassing.
No one, and I mean no one blackmails a Valmont.
It almost worked too, that's the irritating bit.
It can't have almost worked, though, it it didn't happen.
Hum de dum de dum, hum de dum de dum
Just another boring, monotonous sort of day.
[nods at Star]
[waves to Conductor and anyone else who might be lurking]
[actually has to go now]
Bye
(bye *waves*)
(that was meant for the next part of my story... pressed post by accident bcoz was going to say bye ...)
(*whistling* sure is quiet....)
*summarise
dammit
(pardon moi? voulez vous avec moi ce'st sior -can't even remember if that's right lol? oh well ... moss was rping with herself basically ... that's about that)
(no it is not what I thought... ignore that trip lol may have just asked you to sleep with me :/ awkward.)
Omg. XD
(Hey...?)
(*is like, soooo dizzy*
never drink after exercise)
My granny while on her deathbed,
She turned and said to me,
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right,
But somewhere I went wrong,
'Cause you sing those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs."
When six pallbearers put her down
And laid her body in the ground,
My eyes were wet, my face was very long.
The pastor said, "Son, here you are.
Won't you please take this guitar?
Sing dear departed Granny one last song."
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hell, you know that's how I get along.
The world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong,
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic
And I was walking out the door,
When two dumb jocks came up to me.
They said, "Hey fag, it ain't Halloween!"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor.
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hell, you know that's how I get along.
The world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong,
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
Well, I went down to church on Sunday.
I sat up front in a pew.
The priest said, "Jesus and Mary, too!
Son, what the Devil's got into you?
Get up and sing a hymn or two!"
And I sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hey, you know that's how I get along.
The world's full of hypocrisy so how can it be wrong,
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
I was invited to the White House.
The president pulled me aside.
He said, "Son, sing us a song of peace
For those evil-doers in the Middle East."
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme.
I sang...
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hell, you know that's how I get along.
The world is full of Dubyas so how can it be wrong,
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
Well, then I died and went to Hell.
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates.
The Devil said, "Come here young man.
My wife and I are your biggest fans!"
So naturally I felt I had it made.
Well, then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked the tool that he felt was best.
And then he jabbed me in the schlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs.
He turned to me and winked and sang this song.
He sang
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Yeah, I know that's how you got along.
I find your songs hilarious but now your soul's precarious,
Singing your death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
I'm just kidding, kid. Welcome to Hell, enjoy the buffet!
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hell, you know that's how we get along.
The world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong,
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.
(is that an actual song? like with music behind it? I think I might like it.))
(Hello.)
Liliana: If someone attempts to teleport in, they will be rebounded to a random point across any universe. And if someone physically attempts to enter, they will be unable to. It is a rather efficient system, if I do say so myself. If Elizabeth was here, we could do the same - but have them rebound to a random moment in time in any universe. It was rather amusing once, when someone attempted to enter my castle. They promptly appeared in the centre of a sun.
Lily: I'm stronger than a human. You know that, right?
(yes, it is death death by Voltaire
hello Soph)
Onwa: *tilts her head*
Hmm. Ouch. Sounds hot.
Very..
Manuel: I did not know that.
Oh and Now
The end is near
And I face that final curtain
So good-bye to strife
This is the last dance of my life
Lord of this I'm certain
I've been a sinner.
I've been a saint.
Done both good and evil deeds.
Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
and that's good enough for me.
Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive.
Well if that's true then why
does there need to be a hell?
Hey, what's that sulfury smell?
Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, Galileo, mamma mia, Scaramouche, Scaramouche.
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
With my flesh they'll make a feast.
I'm gonna be there in that number.
That's 666, the number of the beast.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
Well, at least I'll have a view.
Oh, I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire.
Oh, don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
And I might like it that way.
No, this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
I'd pray if I had the guile.
No, this ain't no fib
I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib
'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me.
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin' he can do that ain't already been done to me.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.
And I'll have good company too.
'Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad.
'Cause everybody else will be there too (including you)!
Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self-righteous who deceive
When your words they twist,
We both know Hell don't exist,
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe
Hi.
(hey kassy)
Hey...
(*huggles*)
*is hugged*
*she solidifies on her porch holding a black duffle bag and a small suit case*
*the duffle bag is worn and small specks of blood, almost invisible, dot the fabric*
*she unlocks the door, stepping inside and sighing at the familiar smell of her house*
I've been gone too long..
But it was necessary.
*she sets the suit case down and carries the duffle bag over to a section of blank wall, kicking the wall*
*a small section opens up, and she stuffs the bag inside, closing it*
*she grabs her suit case and brings it to her room, flopping down on the bed*
I missed Sil's wedding.. I haven't even met her yet!
*sighs*
(hey Dugster!)
Yellow, yellow!
(how art thjou?)
(It sounded better in my head.... I was imagining metal.)
(nah
its quite cheerful)
(*sighs, flopping back*)
(wassup Jai?)
hey ^_^
(@Chloe the opposite of down.)
*badam-tish* :D
(Don't be smart)
(a smart-ass would be the right word i believe :p)
Sorry to jump in on you all but
Has anyone seen or head anything from Rose??
Any emails??
Anything at all...
(em!!!!
Sorry, but me and Danni weren't really friends
I don't have her email...)
(@Em I emailed her but got no reply?)
yeah I've done the same...
I miss her :(
hey emerald, i believe i haven't had the chance to talk to you yet ^_^
(maybe I was a bit hrsh the other day... *sighs*
hows things Em?)
No you haven't. I'm not really on all the time and even then, it's a rare occurrence.
Things have been... ok.
Tough but okay.
(*huggles* my email is always open, bach
im not much help, but I try
im off to bed now
nos da!)
Hmm i see ^_^ yeah i've been part of this group for about 6-7 weeks or so i believe ^_^ Is there a place where i could purchase your book btw? :)
Night Inky x thank you x
Yeah, tis on the Amazon. Just search for Dublin Daes and you should find it.
haha, ok ^_^ how's life, apart from tough? :)
Em....?
*stares*
Iriminion?
hmmm? ^_^
I've known Em a while
ahh ok ^_^ well, is her book good btw? :P
I'm here Zaf.
And I've been told it is decent enough but you can make that judgement for yourself fera.
yeah, it's not a lot of money, i'll probably buy it ^_^
I never....got to read it. Too much happened and I just begun recently coming back to normality, somewhat.
*tackles Em*
*hugs Zaf*
hi...
thank you fera, that would be much appreciated and do let me know what you thought of it.
I missed you, Emmy!
You're welcome, and i'll be sure to do that! :)
I want to say I've missed you too Zaf but I've just been going through so much, my head is mashed to nothing...
I haven't felt sane since last summer
i haven't felt sane...full stop :D
((DITTO there Fera :P))
yeah, it's been a rough year.
For everyone.
But I'm glad you're starting to feel like you again now.
Same for you.
*nods*
Things just are getting better now and settling.
I've got back to watching what I love.
con: :D
*hugs Em, but probably late*
Good morning peoples.
*wbd*
geeewd morning :p i mean it's only 23:37 for me :D
That's really good Zaf. I'm just glad to start to have my friend back.
*hugs Tamami*
hello random person, sorry if we've met before but I'm so out of date with the blog.
Hi Frank. Good evening then. :P
she's not random emerald! :O she's a member of this group, so she's obviously not random, and also she's sweet ^_^
hopey: yeah, good evening XD what poppin? :)
Oh, no, Em. It's Lavender.
Sorry for confusing you. ^.^'
*hugs*
Also sorry, being distant again. Will dedicate soon.
Hey, Hopey.
Hello, everyone!
Aww x) Thanks Frank.
To answer your question, not much.
Also, Em, Rose was on a couple of days ago. She ghosts mostly and comments once in a while.
Deleted comment?
kas: hey kas! :)
hopey: hello? are you there, what happened to your skype? ^_^
haha x ^_^ you're welcome hopey ^_^
Well I hope she sees that I'm looking for her.
That I really miss her.
And that I would love for her to email me again if she can - emeraldmelody89@gmail.com
*hugs Lav again.*
I like the name Tamami.
*deletes double*
I dedicate this page to friends; old and new.
To the old: I miss you guys, those who haven't been on in months. I miss those good times we used to have. But life happens and people change along with it. Still, not a day goes by where I don't spare a thought for you; where I think of those old days. So yeah, I miss y'all.
To the new: Thank you for finding this place and becoming a part of the community. I hope you know that I care for you just as much as I do with the older friends I've made here, and would also miss you should either of us ever leave this place.
So, to friends.
Hear hear!
Thanks, Em. :)
It's something like my given name. Because the Chinese characters for my name has three ways to pronounce it. My real name, Akemi, and Tamami.
One of my Japanese friends said that Tama is a popular Japanese name for cats, so he gave me that nickname and it stuck. :P
hopey: hello? ^_^
@Frank: will reply soon.
*hugs Kas*
Hi, and thanks. :) How are you?
okay ^_^
*silence* what's happened ;_;
I just...
I wanted Rose to know that I was really low last week and I... :'(
I tried to kill myself. I tried to overdose but I ended up throwing them up because I couldn't leave Rose alone.
We had promised each other to stick by one another no matter what and... :'(
She saved me, yet again...
Just so she knows...
I'm going to bed now guys x
em: oh no...you shouldn't even think about that, you've got a son as well, right? Just think that you're responsible for him!
*hugs Em tightly*
I'm glad she's there for you, but please... Know that I care too. I'd care if you died...
Sleep well, Emerald.
yeah, sleep well ^_^
Night, Emmy. You'll see this and know Zaffy was called to eat so I vanished.
Hi Zaf.
*hugs*
How're you?
I'm good. Comfy actually.
That's good to hear, Zaf. :)
Also, sorry. I have to hang the laundry now so bbs.
Oh....alright.
yeah "bbs" my ass, last time she said that she came back after like 5 hours XD
;P she gets distracted easily
Oi!
*pokes them both*
I'm not /that/ distracted!
... Am I?
XP
you are... :p
Slightly. *smirks*
nahh zaf, don't even try to make her feel better ,just tell her the truth, she is :p *smirks*
Sorry! D:
I don't mean to be.
But dang it that I'm horrible at multitasking! XP
muhahahhaaha :p *hugs* hmm, that's interesting, girls are usually great at multitasking ^_^
Em! :D
Sheep well!
Yeah- /normal/ girls. XD
*laughs*
My mind can't keep up with doing several things at once. :P
(sexist... equality states everyone can be equally good and bad at everything, no gender stereotypes! soy still peeved 5 people coming to me for help @ same time kinda broke down.)
Hi Duggy!
*waves*
:) How are you?
there's no such thing as normal tbh :p ^_^ i am surprisingly good at multitasking if i focus ^_^
DUGGY!
con: it is biologically true, don't come at me with this sexist bullshit -_-
Aw.
*hugs K*
Yeah, I don't think people really get the meaning of equality. :/
Hey Tama! :D
I'm good! The awesomE thing about watching agents of S.H.I.E.L.D on DVD is that there are extras!
It was Marvel: assembling the universe and it was cool!!!
ZAFFY!
Hello!
So how is everyone?! And of course, how be's yous eyes?!
(biology doesn't determine the chemistry of the brain which doesn't define us by our reproductive system. )
i am fine ^_^
*hugs tami* Did I get it right?
yes, women are better at some things, and men are better at other things, given that everyone trains themselves equally, one is going to be better than the other at certain things, because of our biology, and btw the chemistry of the brain is STILL biology ^_^
(obv there is more to it but ... was it wrong ?
and stressed Duggy wbu ?
soy if I snap I'm trying meditation right now so that the only thing I can do is breath and type. No harm to anything or anyone. need to calm down *takes deep breath.)
Testing one two!
I think you did one better than the meaning, K. ;) As in, the equality of people as opposed to an object or maths equation.
@Dug: my eyes be tired, but I'm doing okay. :)
was what wrong? i am sorry if the truth hurts, but it is the truth, men and women are not the same ^_^
Duggy. XD
(the brain is biologically studied when cancer etc happens it is chemically checked when electrical impulses are wrong... Both can do everything equally to say that your gender is holding you back is a lie. )
Duggy- Episode 22 yet?
Well, if you think about it, take out the gender stereotype, allow both sides to try their best, and you'd probably get good results on each side.
and did i say your gender is holding you back? gee why do you have to take it the wrong way?
Frank, he was just talking about the equality thing without noticing genders. Not the biology and chemistry of it.
i am saying, if an average woman was to train for, say 200 hours, and an average man would do the same, the man would still be stronger than the woman, given all the circumstances are the same.
i am not being sexist, and i am not saying gender holds anyone back. i am saying one is usually naturally better at something than the other...
(was asking tami. I trust her she said i did good things :P *hugs tami*
soy *releases breath* I'm stopping I need to. can't argue
*explodes into darkness around the room he's in filling the air with shadow*)
Meh, okay, that is kinda true...
Or so says my friend when her brother's trying to challenge her to do hard exercise training.
*hugs K back before he explodes*
*allows him some time to calm down*
it IS true, the physiology of men and women are different... and if a woman was to train her brain for multitasking, and a guy took the training, with all variables being the same again, the woman would probably be better at it then the guy...
Um. Wat?
Actually, that can depend. I'm pretty sure guys can be just as good at multitasking as girls. :P
(*a slight pop can be heard as a brain anurism takes place.* you ever breathed so hard you thought your head would go bang
*is trying to calmn down slightly* Hard with eveything telling me not to
*hides in his cupboard* it's so small in here it feels nice makes things seem close. )
Yeah...
no no, you're not getting the point...the point is, which one is naturally gifted more in what? ^_^ but yeah, it still can vary, like some guys are naturally weaker than a few women, and that's why i said "average women and men" in the experiment ^_^
*waves at Trip*
Hi. How be you?
*goes up to K's cupboard and offers lavender(yes, this is a bit of a pun :P) tea*
Lavender helps calm the nerves.
(and girls can be just as good athletes. we are not designed the same but we deserve to be treated as such. I do it unconditionally. Everyone no matter Gender, colour, race, sexuality can do anything they blooming want the same as the next person because what defines them is their mind not their body. -wonders if that is the right way to put it?-)
Yeah, but it's been proven that both genders suck equally at multitasking. I get your point, don't worry. it just isn't correct.
While the bodies of men and women are different, yes they are not all too different mentally.
Okay, Frank. Yeah, I get that, but I tend to think in real life situations rather than experimental ones. :P Sorry for misunderstanding. ^.^'
*yes, they
I'm fine thanks, Tamami. Yourself?
con: i wasn't talking about not treating them as equals nevertheless, calm down XD
trip: yeah, not all that different, however there is a reason why 95% of physicists are guys :D
it's ok hopey ^_^
(*laughs* thanks.. though that'd be weird considering I'm here now and it's in Scotland and I don't see anyone. *takes the tea trying not to spill it with shaking hands*)
(soy I said I'm not stable atm... )
You get what I mean, K. :P
But it would be nice if we could teleport to people when they need physical support.
Also, if we ever have a Blogisland, I think we should have a room full of teas. XD I'm pretty good at making tea.
ok, i understand... sorry for arguing with you ^_^
oh yeah, we gotta rent a house for bligislandians or something in the future XD
*blogislandians XD
(yeh that'd be incredibly nice and weird :P imagine someone just popping in your room when you're inside your cupboard. that'd take some explaining.)
Jai's idea could really work though. If everyone pitches in to raise money, we could substantially raise enough to buy ourselves a real island.
That would be epic. :)
Going distant again.
yeah, tbh i'd love to meet you guys in person ^_^
yeah, that's a bit far hopey, but then this is coming from a guy, who wants to be a scientist to help others XD
Blogisland...
maybe one day if one of us be rich, we be meeting? :P ^_^
(I could totally design you all your own personal houses :) how you wanted them yeh go Architecture :P )
Yes it would, K. XD
Me too, Frank. :) About meeting in person.
That'd be awesome. :)
*hugs everyone, feeling happy*
agreeed, hopey senpai :p
well, i think ima meet at least a few of you guys in my life ^_^ *hugs you*
Goodnight
Goodbye
i don't hate you ^_^ and come back!
Yeah, although some of us have already meat each other. Like Jai and Dragona/Sophia, and Elleni and Dug(at least, I think?). I've never met any of you yet.
yeah it would be awesome to meet you and clo, and jai, and kas and zaf... ^_^
*hugs Noelle*
I hope that goodbye is just on the blog and not some kind of hidden message. Be safe, Noelle, and sleep well.
(*hugs tami, feeling calm*
we're only a couple hours away some of us everything is a under a day's drive in the UK)
oh that was noelle? oh...yeah, just be safe please noelle ^_^
con: yeah, but i am new so i haven't met anyone ^_^
(only person I've met is Gemma and Adam. I went out with one of those people and the other was the one b4 me so yeh :/)
You guys in the UK are lucky y'all live so close. We in America(though I'm in Japan now :P) are sometimes on the other side of the country. Like west coast and east coast peoples.
oh i see ^_^ how long has it been that you've been on here? ^_^
I think the closest Bloglandian to me is Aretha/Alastair/Niccolò up in Conneticut. I'm in Pennsylvania.
(inc ghosting ? 4 years if not ghosting then since Febuary)
Be safe and stay alive, Noelle.
My house is in California, so I'm actually fairly close to all those who live up in Washington. Like Dug, Moss, El, and Val. :P
That's actually a lot, but my family never travels, so I couldn't visit them at all before. :(
(omg it's only been 3 months :( these have been the longest 3 months of my life ...
*waves goodnight to noelle...* Glad you're alive *smiles* stay that way please. )
really? it's only been 3 months? :O
Yeah, I first came on Feb 2012 and staying until June/July that year. Felt like I've been here for at least a year already during that time.
Now I've been coming on and off for the last few years since...
(well unless you inc ghosting like I said... then coming up for 4 years... but I never commented once because I was scared of what they'd think, they were too close for me to just wander in ...))
oh ok ^_^
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