Thursday, August 14, 2014

The Black Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, for those who haven't heard, head over to the Waterstones site for a very special special edition announcement...

http://www.waterstones.com/blog/2014/08/the-dying-of-the-light-black-edition/#more-59340

This is something I've had in mind for years — a super supreme limited edition of only 1000 copies— the Black Edition. Those lucky few who have managed to get your hands on a proof copy of the first book should recognise the design we're echoing, bringing the whole thing full circle...

We're working with Waterstones on this, and so the Black Edition will only be available in their shops. You won't be able to preorder these. You won't be able to reserve one online or in person. Not even Waterstones STAFF can preorder these for THEMSELVES! On the day of publication, they will be put on the SHELVES — not on a table, not in the store window, not on a table out in front, but on the SHELVES. So you'll have to go hunting for them.

We already have 5000 copies of a Special Edition that comes signed, with that stunning cover, but the Black Edition will NOT be signed, and there will be a ONE PER PERSON policy. Basically, we're torturing you. We're making you choose.

The fact is, because there will only be 1000 printed, and so each store will only get a limited amount of copies, the chances of YOU, individual Minion, managing to snag one is pretty low. Because there is no way to guarantee that you get one, you're just going to have to be EXTREMELY lucky. Oh, and you should also check Twitter that day, because the stores will be tweeting how many copies they've got left. Until they tweet, there is no way of telling how many copies a particular store will have received.

Ooooh I can't wait to get mine....

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Amethyst Temerity said...

(*hugs Rose*)

Jophiel said...

(The same thing that happened the other night. But last night was worse. I was ever-so-slightly drunk... And after the happiness, I crashed...)

Jophiel said...

EL! YOU PULLED AN ADRA!

Now I need something to dedicate to... Damn.

Jophiel said...

I dedicate this page to a lying, tricking bastard.
You all know who he is.
And he is going to die when Rose figures this out.
He is actually going to be murdered.
And the twins sent off while Rose has a mental break down.
Beware of what you say about that around Rose, guys...

I also dedicate to Roland. Because he hasn't got a dedication yet. And he's been through so much horribleness (HEY! IT'S ACTUALLY A WORD!) and he is so sweet! I like him. He's nice. And he's so cuddly! But he's my cuddly... No one touches my cuddly...

<3

And to Mara. I miss you. I love you... You're amaZayn!

Amethyst Temerity said...

:) Nice ded!

Jophiel said...

Danke!

Amethyst Temerity said...

I am going to go sleep now. Good bye!

Jophiel said...

(So... I'm just going to do a little RP thing for a while... Feel free to join in!)

*She waited until Loki was asleep. He had woken her when he cuddled up against her again, but he was fast asleep*
I love you...
*She got out of bed, placing Loki Jr on her pillow, and snuck out of the room. She found a pen and paper and started to write*
Loki,
I'm heading off to New York to befriend Stark. It might take some time, I don't know how long, but I'll be away. Take care of the twins. I'll contact you as soon as soon as I have gained his trust. I'm willing to use ANY means necessary for this, I'm sorry. But I know his type...
I love you.
Rose

*She entered the bedroom again and left the note beside the kitten on her pillow. She kissed his forehead before she left*

Jophiel said...

(Night Ameh!)

Jophiel said...

*She walked out of the house and straight to her nearby safe house. She looked through her dresses and sighed as she pulled out a dress that she refused to call a dress. It was a very, very tight shirt*
Sometimes even I wonder what the Hell I'm doing... Sorry Loki...
*She put the dress on her bed, along with a stunning pair of black high heels, a silver necklace and matching earrings, and the contents of her makeup drawer. She put it all in a duffle bag, grabbed a pair of comfortable jeans, shorts, and a few casual shirts. Her boots would last her the flight there and back, and hanging around the tower.
*She swung her bag over her shoulder and headed towards the airport. She booked her flight. Went through customs. Did airporty stuff. She had a half hour before her journey. Her took out her phone and texted Zaf*
Hey. Know any good places in NYC to find a billionaire? Other than his tower?

Anonymous said...

(Om my gosh. Rose, are you ok?)

Jophiel said...

(I'm fine. I'm always fine.)

Anonymous said...

(Thank Heaven,)

Anonymous said...

(I was really worried, I couldn't sleep last night, I was thinking about you for a long.)

Anonymous said...

*long time

Jophiel said...

(Well I'm fine. Thanks or your concern.)

Jophiel said...

*She didn't get a response. Her plane had started boarding. She handed over her ticket, smiled at a few attendants and found her seat. Nothing classy. A window seat.
A large man sat down beside her wearing a tan coloured suit. He had a briefcase that he stowed under his seat. He turned to her and started to talk in a thick American accent*
Man: Hi there! Name's Rob. Been to America before?
*She smiled politely at Rob*
Rose: I have... But it's been on business, not leisure. I've always wanted to explore New York.
Rob: Well, I'll be. You're an Aussie! Well, Miss Down Under, if you ever want a hand around New York, because I know the place like the back of my hand, gimmie a holler. You looking for anything in particular.
*Now was her chance*
Rose: Well... I am looking for this one guy... I think you might know him... Goes by the name of Stark? Tony Stark?
Rob: Yeah, I heard of him. Enjoys his damned shawarma, I'll tell ya that. If he's not in his tower, check the shawarma joint down the road.
*They continued to talk about Tony Stark until the plane landed in New York. She felt like she knew the billionaire inside and out when she collected her bag, wished farewell to Rob, and left to find the Stark Tower*

Jophiel said...

*It was hard to miss the Stark Tower. In the middle of Manhattan, it was definitely a sight to see.
*She went down an alley and lifted herself off the ground. She landed on the nearest roof and got changed inside the greenhouse on top. It was a hot day. The greenhouse made it even hotter. She pulled on the dress/shirt and her high heels. She couldn't do her makeup inside because it would run off her sweaty face, so she pulled her items outside and applied everything with the help of her small compact mirror*
*She looked at herself and nodded. She looked good. Her eyes were perfect and her lipstick hadn't been smudged... Yet*
*She took a quick picture of herself to show Loki when she returned. Then she lifted herself into the air again and made her way to the Stark Tower*

Jophiel said...

*She wasn't conspicuous at all. A bright red thing heading towards Stark Tower. In the sky. She hoped that if people saw her, they thought she was Iron Man. She didn't want to be thought of herself as a man, but she'd rather that than be shot down. Or blown up. Or be called an alien. New York was the only place mages could publicly show their powers and be called a superhero/villain*
*She landed on a strange wrap-around part towards the top of the tower and walked towards the tower, her hips swinging more than normal*
*She knocked on the glass, smiling inwards*
Hello...? Tony...? I need to talk to you!

Jophiel said...

(Loki's with them. And when Loki and I are gone, Zan and Thor are with them. They're fine.)

Jophiel said...

(They'll be fine... I'll be distant most of their lives. I'm a distanty kind of person...
*Doesn't know why she spends more time with Ariana than with her own children*)

Jophiel said...

(I know it's important... But Loki and I have bigger things to worry about... Like the whole Laufey going to kill Loki and Zan if Loki doesn't bring his army over...I'm sure we'll be more parent-y after this ordeal...)

Jophiel said...

(Sorry, I was soccerball hunting for the neighbours)

(El... :/ )

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Jophiel said...

*There was a bar inside, and behind the counter, a man watched her. Rose waved to him, grinning. She knew it was Tony Stark. She couldn't not know it was him after Rob had told her so much about him*
Rose: Hey, mind if I come in? I'm coming in.
*She looked at the glass and tilted her head*
Rose: I'll come in once I figure out how to get in.
*She walked back to the other side, finding a door, for a lack of a better word. She entered and grinned at Tony*
Rose: So... Hi. I'm going to break a massive rule and tell you a secret. I'm a superhero. Not supposed to say it, but I can. And I did. So, hi. I'm not a stalker, but I need to talk.
*Tony looked at her for a moment, an eyebrow raised. He gave her a once over, making Rose blush*
Tony: Talk about what?
Rose: About what happened with the Avengers. I don't want to know the gory details of what happened when you went through the wormhole because of the Chitauri and because of that idiot, Loki. Ugh!
*She slipped out of her heels and picked them up with two fingers. She started towards Tony, a sly smile on her face*
Rose: I want to know all about you... I want to know all those little quirks... I want to know what, forgive the pun, grinds your gears...
*She was right beside him now. She walked her fingers up his chest and tapped at his arc reactor. Tony smiled down at her, his eyebrow still raised*
Tony: Is that so?

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

(Bye El)

Jophiel said...

*She grinned at him*
Rose: Yes... Very much so...
*With every word she spoke, she brought her body closer to his. She imagined he was Loki. She imagined that she was curling herself around Loki, not the man who was part of the team that fought against him*
Rose: Everything... Single... Little... Thing... You're such a brave man... Such a warrior...
*She looked around, almost fearful*
Rose: Is Pepper here...? That could make things a little... Interesting...
*Tony smiled with a raised eyebrow*
Tony: Pepper is somewhere. I don't normally tell people about my personal life, no matter how short their dress is.
*She grinned flirtily at him*
Rose: You can trust me... I'll keep your secrets... I wont tell Pepper...
Tony: No.
*His voice wavered. He wasn't certain. It made her grin*
Rose: Aw... Come on... What will I do with that knowledge...? I don't have time for internet... I don't have anything I could use against you... I want to know why you joined the Avengers... You're a solo man, yet you joined the Avengers. You're a solo man, yet you have a girlfriend.
*She pulled away from him, turning her face away*
Rose: I knew it. You're a liar. You're like Loki. Ugh! I can't believe I did this again! Why does it always happen to me?
*She walked away from him, back towards the balcony*
Rose: Every single time I try to reach out to another superhero, they turn out like their villains.
*She turned to Tony, frowning*
Rose: You don't see how much like that lying bastard you are, do you?! You don't see that you manipulate people just like him, do you?! Pathetic!

Jophiel said...

*Tony was shocked. He stood rooted in place*
Tony: I'm sorry. I didn't mean-
Rose: Just forget it! Just forget that I tried to impress you! Ugh! And to think I had heard so much about you...
*She shook her head and stalked away*
Tony: Heard what? Good or bad?
*She barked out a laugh*
Rose: Of course you want to know about what people think of you! Of course a little hot shot wants to know all about what the world thinks of him!
Tony: Okay. You know where the door is.
*She paused in her tracks*
Rose: My employer thought you'd be interested in this deal... I... I just lost my head back there... Sorry... I'll go....
Tony: Wait. What's the deal?
*Rose licked her lips. She had to think quickly. She hadn't prepared for this*
Rose: My employer wanted to ask you to make him something... He offered a whole heap of zeros.
*Tony thought this over for a while*
Tony: What does he want made?
Rose: I can show you. He didn't want it on paper, or on technology incase it was hacked into. He stored it all in here.
*She tapped her temple*
Rose: If you give me a pen and paper, I can show you.
*Tony eyed her before he left the room. He returned a while later with a black screen. He put it on the floor in front of her*
Tony: You can draw with your hands.
*He reached down and pulled the air above it up. A canvas of light, she didn't know how else to explain it, appeared in front of her and he nodded to it*
Rose: Thank you.
*She put her hand through the canvas and started to draw the only technological blueprints she knew. A gun. A special gun that a friend of hers had always wanted to build. It had a special kind of reactor that super-charged the bullet, sending it a whole heap faster and melting it at the same time*

Luciana said...

... Hello?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Lu. You okay?

Jophiel said...

*Tony looked on with interest. Once she'd finished, she looked at him and started to explain every little feature, every little part of the gun that he probably wouldn't have noticed. He nodded, grinning*
Tony: How many does your employer need? It looks like child's play.
Rose: He needs enough for an army. I think he'd be okay with one-hundred, minimum.
*Tony pushed at either side of the canvas and it shrank. Rose stared in awe. He noticed*
Tony: Come here. You can do it.
*She walked around the screen on the floor and stood beside him. He walked behind her and put his curled his fingers through hers. She blushed*
Tony: Put your hands either side.
*He lifted her hands to where he wanted them*
Tony: And push.
*She pushed inwards, helped by Tony's hands, and laughed as the canvas shrunk even more*
Rose: That... That is so cool! How does it even work?
*Tony started to explain as he took his hands off hers and picked up the screen. She listened with interest, nodding*
Rose: Wait. So, if you replace that thing with a nylon coating, won't it help speed up the process time?
*Tony paused, his eyebrows pulling in close together*
Tony: You're right... Jarvis, make a note of that.
*A very pleasant voice came from nowhere*
Voice: Of course, sir.
*Rose leaped at the unexpected voice and hit Tony. The screen tumbled from his grasp and she splayed her hand, reducing the gravitational pull on the monitor. It hovered there*
Tony: Is that you...?
*Rose beamed at him*
Rose: Yep!
Tony: Jarvis, remind me to make this hover.
Jarvis: Of course, sir. Before or after your next shawarma break?
Tony: After. Always after.
*He turned to Rose*
Tony: I don't believe I caught your name.
Rose: It's Rose. Like the flower.
Jarvis: Excuse me, sir, but Miss Potts is calling for you.
Tony: Tell her I'll be there in a minute.
Jarvis: She's quite insitent that you come now.
Tony: Well, tell her that I'm having a major breakthrough with a suit design.
Jarvis: You told her you had given up your suits for her.
*Tony swore*
Tony: Then tell her that an old friend stopped by in a stunning little red dress.
*There was a pause*
Jarvis: I'm sorry sir, Miss Potts is coming up now to meet her.

Jophiel said...

(Hey L)
(Hey Sil)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey Rosie, how are you?)

Jophiel said...

(I'm fine. You?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I'm good. Won't be on much throughout my day I don't think, my uncle is in hospital after a burst appendix and we're going to see him..)

Jophiel said...

(Oh... Ouch... I hope he's okay... Tell him that an Aussie sends her love!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Will do, along with my mums love. Despite him not really KNOWING my mum. I'm sure he'll be thrilled...or confused. Or both! Having an okay- good day?)

Jophiel said...

(Haha. I'm having a really shitty day. My brain is hurting so bad, there's too much overdue homework to start doing, I'm feeling really sick, I'm tired as all hell but I can't sleep and I've been freaked out from this movie I just watched...)

Luciana said...

Hey Sil.
Eh. I'll live. How are you?


Hey Rose.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*hugs Lu*
*hugs Deathy*

Ah. Hope it gets better for you Rosie.

Jophiel said...

(Next time I go for a blood test, I'm going to struggle and yell 'HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE DAUGHTER OF ODIN!'

XD

I love Thor deleted scenes...)

Jophiel said...

*Rose stood there awkwardly in her shirt when a woman with red hair walked in from an elevator. She gave the woman, who she decided was Pepper Potts, a small wave*
Rose: Hi.
Pepper: What is that, Tony? You do you have your design board out? And who is your friend?
Tony: Her name is Rose. And she came to me on business.
Pepper: Why does business always mean a tiny red dress.
Tony: Pepper, I-
*Rose interrupted*
Rose: In all honesty, my employer said that short red dresses get his attention. I need his attention for what I came here for. I would tell you, Miss Potts, but it is highly classified.
Pepper: Well, whatever you can tell Tony, you can tell me.
Rose: I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. So if you want to die, then that can be arranged.
*Pepper stared at Rose in shock*
Rose: That was a joke.
*Pepper didn't laugh. She moved closer to Tony who wrapped an arm around her waist. In that moment, she really missed Loki. She wanted a cuddle, to feel his cool on her warm skin. She teared up a little and looked away*
Rose: I-I'm sorry... Gimmie a minute...
*Rose walked back to the balcony, trying her hardest not to cry. Her makeup would run. Everywhere. She couldn't do that if she was expected to see Loki soon. She returned a few minutes later. Pepper was looking at the blueprints and discussing Rose's idea*
Pepper: So would it actually work?
Tony: Yeah, it would. Rose.
Rose: Mmm?
Pepper: We want to talk more about this idea of your employers, but I think you need to get changed first.
*Rose laughed and nodded*
Rose: As long as you don't tell my employer... Because I would be fired. I've got a change of clothes outside.
*Rose ran back out to the balcony and vaulted over the side. She kept herself floating as she made her way back to the greenhouse where she had hid her bag. She quickly changed to a pair of shorts, a shirt and kept her heels. She sent Zaf a quick message, telling her to tell Loki that he could come when he was ready, and returned to the tower*

Jophiel said...

(Hey Dragona)

Dragona Pine said...

(Hey Death! How are you?)

Jophiel said...

(I'm fine. That's the only response anyone will ever get from me. I'm not dead. Therefore, I'm fine.
You?)

Jophiel said...

(Dude. A giant green thing falls through the roof then shrinks into a naked Mark Ruffalo who calls himself Bruce Banner, and you just kinda shrug it off! I would die!)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm fine, thank you. Currently shooting my way through some alien insect-spider things. :P)

Jophiel said...

(Shooting...?)

Dragona Pine said...

(Yes. With a pistol loaded with chemical ammunition. However I do also have a few more... quite explosive proximity mines I can fire.)

Jophiel said...

(Ah... I don't think the mines are a good idea...)

Jophiel said...

(I've had enough with the whole Tony/Rose/Pepper RP. If anyone asks, they're finalising designs.)

Dragona Pine said...

(STOP FIRING SPIT AT ME. Stupid extremely clever insect things.

Well, mines are my only option. Or I could just draw my assault rifle. Hey look I have a shotgun... but I'm not trained in shotguns. Damn. Oh well, it just means I can't aim properly.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Sorry bout the poof. Bus came. Hmmm...
Haven't figured out what to do yet for the #DarquesseIsComing thing..
I wanna do SOMETHING...just don't know what TO do...)

Jophiel said...

(You can't miss with a shotgun. I'm pretty damn good with a rifle irl. Pistols aren't really my thing. They're fun and all, but aiming and firing is so much easier with a rifle. An more fun.
I think I should be a sniper.
I'll join the army and be a sniper.
That is now going to be my career.)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm untrained in snipers. :P
Engineers can only have pistols. But then I used my special training thingy because I've played through Mass Effect 1 before to get an assault rifle on my engineer. I should have picked shotgun. :/
Oh well, still, shooting insects with a shotgun you can't aim properly is pretty fun. Especially when it's loaded with toxic ammunition. :P)

Jophiel said...

(Wb Sil!)

(Haha, nice Dragona!
Shooting people is fun.
*Nods*)

Dragona Pine said...

(NO I'm nearly DEADDDDD... stupid midget Rachni Workers with your suicidal toxic attack...)

Jophiel said...

(I MENT LIKE PEOPLE TARGETS! NOT REAL PEOPLE!)

Dragona Pine said...

(Lol. I got that. :P)

Jophiel said...

(Just thought I'd point that out...)

(The actor who plays Odin doesn't yell... He's so quiet when he's filming...)

Star Inkbright said...

Why do I read books?

Jophiel said...

(Why is the earth on an angle?)

Star Inkbright said...

Presumably because a meteorite hit it many years ago.

Dragona Pine said...

(Star, because books are imaginative, creative, and they provide a good plot (or at least most do), with good characters (again, most do). They're interesting to read as well as being interesting to analyse.)

Jophiel said...

(So there's your answer. You read because you were presumably hit by a meteorite many years ago.)

Dragona Pine said...

(And also most books are educational in one way or another.)

Jophiel said...

(Books are books. There's nothing else to do.

I read because I can't stand my normal life. I read to feel like I'm happy in a whole new place and living adventures beyond my wildest dreams!)

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: OH GOSH. XD *laughs* That's probably true. :P :P :P

*nods at Dragona* *nods at Death* :) Thanks. :)

Inky Flame said...

Hey hey peoples ^^

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Sorry. We started slagging off mum and Adam. It happens.

How is everyone?)

Jophiel said...

(I rock, Star.

I space rock that hit Star.)

(Hey Chloe!
*Decides to come up with a nickname for Chloe*)

Inky Flame said...

im great, yourself?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I'm good thanks Flick. Going to see uncle in hospital @1.)

Inky Flame said...

hhmm? whats wrong with your uncle, if you don't mind me asking?

Inky Flame said...

hhmm? whats wrong with your uncle, if you don't mind me asking?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Burst appendix.)

Inky Flame said...

ahh ok, hope he recovers soon :)

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Silente! :)

@Rose: XD XD
You space rock that hit me! *hugs*

I hope your uncle's okay, Silente. :/

Jophiel said...

(Ow. My. Butt. Is. Numb. Been. Sitting. Down. Too. Long. Shit. I'll be back after a run.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(So do I..)
(How's Wolfie?)

Star Inkbright said...

@Rose: :/ See you soon!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(hey bub. How art thou?)

Dragona Pine said...

(Oh god Rose, that sentence needs punctuation.
I mean, it could be "Ow, my butt is numb, been sitting down too long. Shit, I'll be back after a run."
Or "Ow, my butt is numb, been sitting. Down too long shit. I'll be back after a run".)

Inky Flame said...

omg, I have just discovered the brilliance of naruto crack XD

Dragona Pine said...

(That sounds like a drug, Chloe...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Er....naruto crack?!)
(Fliiiiiiiick! How's Wooooooolfiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Doesn't it more need a LACK of punctuation? :P
I disagree, anyway. Effect.

sometimes people speak like this for a reason you know

Inky Flame said...

I thought it was but it isn't. People take clips from anime (in this case, Naruto) and put together a funny clip, like there is one for black butler when they made Alois dance to the birdie song

Jophiel said...

(Oh God, Dragona. My words become so awkward around you.
First with the whole sleeping with Bruce Banner.
Then the whole 'big, green and angry in my face' thing.
Then the shooting people thing.
Now that.
And that was only today.)

Inky Flame said...

Wolfie is still a blood thirsty animal

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*nods* not exactly what I meant but sure...I meant is she happy and feeding well?)

Dragona Pine said...

(Rose - yes, yes they do. :P


Star - true. :) )

Jophiel said...

(I think I'm going to try my hand at DJ stuff...)

Inky Flame said...

oh, yes she is :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Good. Hopefully Sil will be able to fix it....AFTER she's..you know...not a mindless slave to Kessy.)

Inky Flame said...

yay :)
can you tell me how ur a slave? I wasn't here last night

Jophiel said...

(Sirens and speeding past my window. And lights.

Someone's dying.)

Dragona Pine said...

(Rose - or maybe the police are pursuing someone.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Deathy O_O)
(@Flick Kessy bit her.)

Inky Flame said...

kk

Jophiel said...

(It was an ambo.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(So...you know.. Sil broke BOTH promises to Flick....such a great friend...)

Jophiel said...

(My hangover hurts...)

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: :/ :/ :/

Dragona Pine said...

(Maybe someone stole an ambulance and the police are chasing after them.

I watched a television programme the other day when someone had a TANK and decided to go on a rampage with it. Pretty funny.)

Inky Flame said...

Ive never had a hangover

Sil is a very good friend of Inky, when you know, she isn't a viscious animal

I have gotta go and get dressed. I have to go over my nans when the football is half time

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Kk Flick. Bye!)

Jophiel said...

(I shouldn't have a hangover. I'm 16... Whoops...
Toodles, Pen!)

Jophiel said...

(Okay. I officially just scared myself so much that I don't ever want to be a DJ. Ever.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I feel like crap.-Zaf

Star Inkbright said...

I've never had a hangover . . .

Fours, Inky! :(

@Death: ?

Zaf?

Jophiel said...

(What's wrong, Zaf?)

(Loud scary noise on my DJ software.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I woke up, I barely slept last night, woke up and I'm nauseus....blah. -Zaf

Jophiel said...

(I hope you're not getting what I had... Have... It sucks...
*Cuddles Zaf*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I hopeth not...and you do realize nobody will actually know Loki killed Zaf? You're trusting the word of Zaf, who is mentally insane. She doesn't even know who killed her :P she not normal.-Zaf

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: :O Oh . . . *hugs*

*hugs Death adn well*

*hopes they both get better&

Dragona Pine said...

(I've never had a hangover. I don't drink that much alcohol. Some wine at Christmas, some alcoholic ginger beer like every now and then but never been drunk, never been tipsy.)

Dragona Pine said...

(I don't like the taste of alcohol much.)

Jophiel said...

(I know. But there are always fingerprints, and hair samples, and lie detectors (not that they'd work on Loki) and he did wake Rose up when he returned... That's already making her suspicious, not that she'll say anything!)

Jophiel said...

(*Hugs Star back*)

(I've been a little be tipsy... No, I think I was drunk that time... Alcohol affects me pretty badly. I had half a glass of wine and giggled for the next twelve hours. Non-stop... My friends were just about to kill me...)

Star Inkbright said...

(I just don't drink alcohol.
Last time I drank alcohol was New Year not last year but the year before, and we all had champagne so we could chink our glasses together at midnight, but I was SITTING THERE ON THE SOFA DOING NOTHING and my mum stood up and she KNOCKED THE BLANKET BACK and my cup spilt and I had champagne ALL OVER ME, and then I had to stand there soaking wet whilst we dinged our glasses together before I could go upstairs and get changed. -_- Great start to the year. :P
And then the champagne was disgusting anyway. :P
So this year we kind of abandoned the whole champagne thing. XD

Inky Flame said...

Im back for a minute, Ive only ever been tipsy twice...and the last time was at a party and well... it was quite embarrassing

Star Inkbright said...

(@Rose: D:
I would advise you to stay away from alcohol in future . . .)

Dragona Pine said...

(Star - Happy New Year. :P)

Star Inkbright said...

@Inky: :/

My friends D and F went to my friend E's for a party the other . . . month, and there were all her friends from her new school there, and as far as I can work out everyone basically got very very drunk. :P I'm glad I wasn't invited.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Thanks. XD

Jophiel said...

(I think I will... I one-shotted that wine too... It was horrible, but it was free alcohol from TEACHERS. I wasn't going to pass that up!)

Inky Flame said...

well *cough* I might have *cough* kissed a guy *cough* last time

Inky Flame said...

ohhh I remember when we made wine out of apple juice in chem last year and it tasted like cider, everyone went loopy

Star Inkbright said...

@Inky: O_O
Yeah that sounds embarrassing. :P

@Death: O_O
TEACHERS?

Jophiel said...

(Yes. Teachers when we were in Italy. It was Italy. And everyone drinks wine in Italy.

AND THE TEACHERS SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT THERE WOULD BE NO ALCOHOL FOR STUDENTS!!!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((He's sneaky...believe me. Do you want me to bring him over to you? I may actually fall back asleep as I didn't sleep mich but...-Zaf

Mary Contrary said...

"Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated."
*laughs* :)
When did that change?

My phone SEEMS to be cooperating atm, but it's slow and keeps crashing, and sometimes text randomly disappears while I'm typing. :P
It looks like I'll be able to drop in every so often, though, maybe. Just not fully here, and still indefinitely.

I hope you're all doing OK? *hugs*

Inky Flame said...

Hey Taia :)
Im tired, its like I didn't get any sleep last night although I slept till 9 am

Jophiel said...

(Sure Zaf!!)

(Hey Taia!!
*Cuddles*
I'm fine. You?)

Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: XD

Okay. :/ :/
*hugs*


@Inky: :(

Inky Flame said...

and my legs still ache from Tabata ...*whispers* never again...

Inky Flame said...

YES SWANSEA IS BEATING MAN U 1-0 XD

Jophiel said...

(I'm sorry Penguin, I have no idea what you're on about.
Chloe, I'm calling you Penguin from now on.)

Inky Flame said...

ok :)

Its the first match of the football seqason
my home city team, swnasea is beating Manchester United by 1 goal

Man U are one of the best teams and we r beating them

Mary Contrary said...

Hey, Chloe!
Aw. :( I hope you sleep better tonight, then.
How is the situation with the dog-rescue volunteer work going? Better?

Hi Death! *huggles back* Good to hear. :)
Hey, Dragona! How're you.

I'm good, thanks. Computer problems, though, so it's difficult to get on here atm. ^^

*hugs Star back* How are you doing? :)

Luciana said...

... Hello?
Sorry for vanishing earlier. Planning what outfit to wear on Tuesday for the fundraiser we're doing for Oxfam:)

Inky Flame said...

Well, Taia, my mum didn't speak to me for 2 days, but its all fine now

Jophiel said...

(Ah, okay Penguin!)

Inky Flame said...

I really have to go now
byii y'all

penguin is signing out

Jophiel said...

(Buh-bye Penguin!)

Jophiel said...

(I'm assuming Zaf fell asleep.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Tried.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes over to Stark Tower, right by Rose*

Jophiel said...

(That always scares the Hell outta me, Zaf... You just appear when I talk about you...
*Cuddles*)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm fine, thanks, Raisin. :) )

Luciana said...

Anyone here got Requiem Ball tickets? I've heard about so many people getting them and I'm so happy for everyone<3

Jophiel said...

*Rose felt Loki's presence long before Tony or Pepper looked up. But when they did, Rose was pushed into Pepper's arms and Tony stood in front of the girls*
Tony: So you've escaped space, huh? Coming back for me? I have the Hulk on speed dial.
*Rose waved at him, grinning*

Jophiel said...

(L, I've totes got some ball tickets. Totes.
DAMN YOU UK-IANS!!!!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I do not want the monster, I wanted to see Rose.

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Inky! :(

Not so far as I know, Mushroom. :)


I'm fine, Taia. :) You?

My brother hates Man U . . . he supports Liverpool. :P

Dragona Pine said...

(I have to go now. Bye!)

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Dragona! :(

Jophiel said...

*Tony looked behind him, at Rose*
Tony: Don't go near her.
Rose: Tony... He's kinda... You know... My boyfriend...
*Both Pepper and Tony stared at her in shock*
Tony: But you were insulting him!
Rose: Because I needed to worm my way into your heart while he slept. And I don't have an employer.
*Rose struggled out of Pepper's grasp and hugged Loki tightly*
Rose: Hey.

Jophiel said...

(Toodles, Dragona!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*wraps an arm around her gently* Hey, Rose. *eyes Tony* Did you expect me to kill you? I can if you want, O do enjoy killing Midgardians.

Luciana said...

Aw, that sucks!:(
I hope at least one person from this blog gets to go, because everyone here is so wonderful and lovely and deserving!<3

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Oh, Deathy! Thank go's you're ok! I was so worried! Please don't try that again!!!!


HI EVERYONE!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Never mind, I have to go! BUE_!!!"!:_:

Dragona Pine said...

(Wait. Seems I'm back for a moment.)

Jophiel said...

*Rose reached up on her tiptoes to kiss him*
Tony: I could go another battle. Let me just get Jarvis to call my good old friend Banner. I'm sure the Hulk missed throwing you around like a ragdoll. Pepper, go downstairs and call Bruce.
Rose: Loki... No. No killing each other...

Jophiel said...

(*Cuddles L*
Ily!)

(Bye Duggy!)

(WB Draggie!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*his hand twitched, not wanting to be smashed again* I shall pass, who knew you rely so heavily on Banner.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Joy I have a silent migraine if I vanish im probably dizzy-Zaf

Luciana said...

*cuddles Rose* I love you too. <3 Did you read your e-mail?<3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

This sucks.,..they ssy I need to take the Advil with food well I can't hold bloody food down.-Zaf

Dragona Pine said...

(Now I have to go. Bye!)

Ebony Law said...

Have you guys heard about the Purge? I assume you have.

I'm not scared, nor do I particularly believe it's real.

However, there was enough speculation for the police force to get involved.

It'll be intriguing to see what's on the news tomorrow morning.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*cartwheels in*

Yes, I have, Lucy. And I'm just over an hour's drive from one of the main cities they're doing it in, so

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

N.a. nd subs Ben and Jerry's ice cream sandwich for you! Use the malfunctioning camel toe and then we can do something!

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hi Dugglyn!


I...have no idea what you just said

Star Inkbright said...

@Dugglyn: YOU ARE BE THE GLUE'S GLUEYEST FAN! YOU ARE THE ONE MOST STUCK TO THEM LIKE GLUE!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Kes. :)

Snow said...

*agrees with star*

*would like to say hi butmsd so lurking*

Star Inkbright said...

Okay Snow. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

I fell back asleep since I bloody couldn't sleep last night, My fucking jack ass of a mother cones in my room and wakes me up to tell me go get the dunkin donuts cups from the car, I have a migraine, so being woken up and told to walk isn't exactly something I should do. I get up and I'm half awake and dizzy. Yes, I get the cups and I thought she was going to wash them out since she does that every time she's too lazy to walk ten steps to the car, but no, she has a legit freak attack on me because god forbid I thought she was doing what she usualy does, and god forbid I'm pissed because I was woken up. I don't know if I bloody woke her up she'd be cursing me til the next morning, but oh no we can't fucking let Zaf be a bit annoyed. Then I'm told how I'm lazy, I don't fucking fell well at all, that's called I'm fucking SICK and migraines happen to me, but if I dare tell her when she comes home I have a migraine I'll be told oh you're lying.

-Zaf

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hi Snow hi Star hi Loki hi Zaf!

*hugs Zaf*
When I get migraines, taking a shower helps? You could try that?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I usually need to wait it out, but you know its like a sin to sit in bed apparently.-Zaf

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: :( :( :(
*hugs*
I hope you can get some rest now?

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Well, looking at the screen probably doesn't help :/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nope! Because if I don't get the list she decides I need to do done, I'll end up with round 2 but you know it i say i have a migraine I'll be told I'm lying, all I want is to let it settle but I can't. No, I have to run around pleasing her when I don't feel well and I can't eat. Tomorrow is churcj, I won't make it, I know I won't.-Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Actually for me it does, for some reason when ai look at a screeb like my iPod it actually helps me.-Zaf

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

That sucks :(
I don't know what to tell you

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Oh, okay. That's weird.
YOU'RE WEIRD

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: Probably beacuse it's a distraction so takes your mind off it . . .

And - :/ :/
*hugs*
Well, I hope it goes away soon? It might be gone by tomorrow . . .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

This is the exact reason why I get pissed off, because sometimes some people don't know when to shut up. I lov when I say I havr a migraine I'm told you're lying, how do I lie about that?! I never once pretended to be sick, what makes that going to ever change?!-Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to having a loving parent who can actually not decide you're a waste to humanity whenever you wake up, maybe one day Mom will wake up.

Hmm also to Loki because he's behaving.

-Zaf

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: Yeah . . . :/
*hugs*
Only a few more years . . .

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

You've got two years to, Zaf, you got this :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Two more years and I can go to college and dorm somewhere away from them. Then again, apparently I'm so lazy I'll die of typhoid.-Zaf

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

I'm pretty sure laziness has nothing to do with typhoid :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Apparently it does. That was also part of her screaming fit, how lazy I am and how I'll die of typhoid, all I freakin did was assume what she usually does. I mean I'm sorry when you wake me up I'm not the perfect child you want, sorry but normal humans aren't.-Zaf

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

That...
That doesn't make any sense
Wow


Alsowehavevaccinesfortyphoidsoyouwouldn'tgetitanyway

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah I know, welcome to my home life. My dad is so lazy he wants to send me to driving school because he doesn't want to teach me to drive, and I said I refuse to get behind the wheel if he's teaching, I did it once and I regret it. First, never made a turn in my life, I'm being told I'm doing it wrong, well no kidding, do you think he reached over to help me correctly guide the wheel? No. He just complained. I wasn't used to braking, so yes I stopped suddenly, but again, second time driving. He complained about that, the one road lacks a yellow line, now do we really think as a learner I'm going to perfectly assume where the middle is? No. So I'm going over to the left too far, he's complaining tha I did that.

Yesterday I drove the parking lot and Mom only told me what to do, and never said negative unless I was doing something wrong. If I was going a tad fast, she would say slow down, if the stop sign was coming she would say to start slowing down. When I no longer was driving she said what I needed which was nothing negative she said I did well, half hour later I mastered turning.

-Zaf

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