Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
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*bellows in pain*
((Hunter: @Elleni: *looks concerned* Oh, that's sucky.
Ez, can we break through air walls?
Ez: No.
Hunter: Oh.
That's sucky, too.))
I can't reach metal!!! someone help me!!!
Hunter: @Viv: What metal? Where?
*puts some popcorn in his mouth*
*he's not even sure he likes popcorn*
*loosens its grip on the shunter's throat slightly*
*rips a non-essential part of its armour away and throws it to Vivanus*
*solidifies*
*grabs the sword*
Thanks Vivanus!
*turns to mist again*
*floats over to Gethie*
*starts making a splint, wincing every time his leg moves*
(He shadow walked! -_- coward!)
Shunter: *takes a deep breath* *grabs at the gethshand and pushes up to give his neck more space*
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Silente: *wakes up in the new dimension with blurry vision and unable to more*
*struggles into a standing position*
**move
*punches the shunter in the chest hard enough to crack a few of his ribs*
Tell this unit where you shunted Tempest-Silente.
*is right next to Gethie, ready to help if the shunter tries anything funny*
*limps over to Elleni*
thanks Geth
Look out, Cleaver coming!
Shunter: *screams as his ribs break* she's gone dude! She's in a different dimension!
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Silente: *blinks and her sight clears* *still can't move* *screams internally seeing fogures above her*
Hunter: Okay.
*puts the popcorn away*
*looks to see if his assistance is required*
*it probably isn't*
Ez, why am I here?
Ez: I have no idea.
You can get there again can't you?
Sorry, my vision is a bit blurry.
*starts building a pair of handcuffs*
at least let me suit you guys up with some cool weaponry
Shunter: No way lady! She's long gone! I don't got the energy to go back!
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Silente: *moves but appears to be stuck in something* *screams as the figures smile*
Hunter: Energy?
*appears by shunter*
I have energy.
We should take him somewhere where he can build up his strength so he can shunt back but can't escape.
*hand over a pile of quickly made weapons*
*heads for the door*
Oh and please try to save Silente, she's my best customer.
Or, Hunter can give him energy!
Ez: *standing by Hunter* Me and Hunter can only convert so well.
It might be difficult.
It's possibly best if we don't try.
This unit can provide energy if necessary.
Hunter: *frowns* I can convert.
Ez: Yeah. *jerks thumb at Geth* Let him provide energy.
as a matter of fact she's my only customer...
I'll be back in a minute.
*tips imaginary hat (doesn't have a real one with him)*
Shunter: I c-can't. The boss'll k-kill me!
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Silente: *lunges to her feet ripping free of the trap* *swings her sword and quickly behead the creatures* *looks around at where she is, a town square, a broken down town, surrounded by dead trees as far as the eye can see*
Ok, whatever works!
Hmf. And why do you think we won't kill you?!
*looks at the Shunter*
I will deactivate you unless you transport us there.
It will not be a peaceful deactivation. We are not organic. We have no concept of rights.
*looks at Ez*
*electricity starts sparking between the joints of its body*
Energy ready for converting.
*looks at Geth*
If he doesn't can I help deactivate him too?! Please?!
Ez: @Dragona: Oh, good.
See that, Hunter?
Hunter: *frowns grumpily*
I'll be your customer, Viv.
(No. Just with no one that can help her)
B-because your the g-good guys! Y-you don't kill p-p-people!
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Silente: *moves to the other houses dispatching any creatures she findsSilente *searches the houses for anything helpful* *grimy hands on her* *searches for knives, grators, anything*
This unit will kill if necessary. We have reached consensus. We recommend you do not give us reason to consider your deactivation a requirement.
Shunter: If I die you'll never get her back!
Hunter: I'm definitely not the good guy.
I won't let them kill you, though.
Ez: *frowns* Um, what?
Hunter: I like the idea of a shunter.
I'm keeping him.
*teleports over to the shunter, grabs him and teleports off.
Ez: SHIT.
((Star: Um, crap.
HUNTER JUST DOES THIS STUFF OKAY :O))
*looks at Elleni*
Correct. However if he does not tell us we will not get her back anyway. Therefore we will neither gain or lose anything by deactivating him.
*stares at the shunter in disbelief*
Did you just call me a good guy?! I took over the world!! I have zombie caterpillars in the mortal leaders brains! I am not a good guy! Though I will help my friends and in this case, I guess you could call us the good guys.
Hunter is now considered hostile.
Hunter: *isn't there* *is in the forest* *looks at shunter, assessing him* *he doesn't see much from his assessment, but at least he doesn't see any danger*
HUNTER!!!! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ez: *well, WELL DONE, Hunter, that was smart of you*
*she looks at the others rather helplessly*
Hunter: *mutters* Left now.
*grabs the shunter's arm and begins pulling him forward, walking towards the nearest portal*
Shunter: *smiles at Hunter* thanks man. You got me out of there. *starts walking off*
*looks at Ez*
Can you find him? Do you have an idea where he is?
Hunter: NOPE.
*grabs the shunter tigher*
I might be kidnapping you slightly.
Just really slightly, though. I'll let you go in a few days and I won't torture you or anything.
Ez: @Dugglyn: *thinks quickly, running her eyes over everyone present, judging whose side to take* He'll have gone for a portal.
This unit has detected an energy anomaly. This has a 98.8799% probability of being the portal.
And where would we find a portal?
Shunter: what?! Dude I gotta get home! I have a family! MY wife's giving birth tomorrow!
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Silente: *time seems to blur* *smiles sipping a bloody margarita*. *so thirsty* *laughs, they thought this would be hell*
Oh, never mind. Gethie to the rescue!
Hunter: *frowns at the shunter* Okay, that's important.
*takes a needle out of his hand and injects the shunter with the contents* *it's a tracker*
((Dragona, bear in mind there are multiple portals and I'M an energy anomaly.))
We have also started detecting a signal from a small electronic device.
*turns to Elleni*
No data available.
I thought Hunter wanted Silente back! Guess not!
Shunter: ow! The hell dude?
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Silente: *watches a creature walk in and bow*. *hands on her neck, in her hair* *smiles as the creature speaks*. *wires pressing against her* *the blood here is so sweet, so tasty*
guys?
I leave, come back with my torture equipment and now he's gone?
Hunter: Sorry.
Where do you live? I'll take you there. It'll be quicker.
Ez: There's a lot wrong with Hunter.
((Star; Wacthing, btw, Silente. :) This is cool, this dimension. O_O O_O))
Sorry, Viv! Hunter took him! We don't know why and we don't know where he went!
*looks at Ez*
If we provide the energy, would it be possible to transport us to the portal?
Shunter: oh er we live in England, Yorkshire. Well York
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Silente: *watches the sunset, she never changes here*. *pain and hands tipped with claws* *she could get used to this*
Ez: @Dragona: Unfortunately, I have no idea which portal he went to.
We have several.
*he'll be nearby, because teleporting far is exhausting, but she's not telling them that much*
Hunter, you are about to become the hunted!
(So is Geth with Hunter?)
((Ez: Just because the Geth was touching the shunter doesn't mean he'll be teleported with the shunter.))
Hunter: Okay.
Follow me.
*carries on walking towards the portal*
(I like the sunset part)
Cross referencing the electronic signal we detected and the energy anomaly which were within a close distance of each other, transporting us there would have the greatest chances of being where Hunter is.
((Ez: Actually, our teleporting isn't strictly teleporting. But it works to the same effect.
Besides, if you're touching the ground when you teleport, the ground isn't teleported with you, is it?
Hunter; You tell them, Ez.))
*sits down and begins working*
Hunter: *locates the portal* Okay.
*gestures* Step into that tree. It'll take you to a portal which'll take you to another portal which'll take you home.
*looks at what he just made*
It's a shawl.
What the-!
Did I hear someone mention torture?
Shunter: *shrugs and follows Hunter*
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Silente: *a city around her with lush green plants* there were no plants, they were was weren't they? *s veil over her face and a church before her*
*smashes it together and turns it into a sword*
Ez: *this is kind of awkward* *she wishes she didn't always have to deal with Hunter's messes*
Me.
I have all my torture devices with me.
*grins*
Gtg, Bye!!!! Rescue Silente!!! I'll be back later but I don't know how late.
See y Dugglyn. You can keep the sword.
Ez: *frowns* *she's not going to let them torture Hunter*
*electricity flickers between its joints*
Take us to last known signal of the electronic device and the energy anomaly.
*smirks* I'm underwhelmed that you had to make a separate trip to retrieve whatever devices you have. Who did you bring them for, in any case?
Shunter: *steps through all those portals and hugs his wife* told you i'd be back in time.
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Silente: *Matex's face, a blur of time* *pain in her scalp, her head* *a kiss to seal it, a ring on her finger and her friends smiling all the around her*
Have you seen how many devices I have?!
I brought them for the shunter (can we call him fred?)
Cruciatus-Alastair, we believe that is not an appropriate time to discuss torture.
Hunter: *once through the portal, they're in a room* *his portal room* *the walls are stone and it's dark and I'm sure Star's described this to you before* *either way, you're not seeing much of it* *Hunter drags the shunter through another portal, and they got into York, on June 28th 2014* *Hunter reminds himself to create the portal tomorrow, or yesterday* *time travel is confusing*
Is there ever an appropriate time?
anyway, the tools are for Fred.
Hunter: *then goes back through the portals, into Blogland* *he stand just outside the portal, so close he can be swept away without stepping backwards*
*he checks his phone, making sure he's tracking the shunter*
((Hunter: Nope. He's the shunter. He's my shunter.
*smiles*
Yeah, let's call him Fred.))
Hey Geth, can you go outside and fetch me a few cars please?
I need more metal
We are detecting a signal from a communication device.
*heads in that direction*
((Hunter: Portals are portal-y.
Ez: Hunter likes portals. And for good reason; they're amazing convenient.
Hunter: And portal-y.
Ez: That too.))
Fred: *grabs his wife, whos in labour* come on. Let's get you to the hospital.
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Silente: *Chi's baby, so cute and small* *blood on her ears* *presses a hand to her stomach, to the bump there* no we can't have kids. That's wrong. *Matex, smiling and laughing, kissing her stomach*
*working diligently*
((Hunter: That's a secret, I'm afraid.
*Ez doesn't need to correct his sentence this time*))
fine, I'll get my own cars...
*heads to the parking lot*
Ez: I'll get you cars, don't worry.
*she'd better get on these people's good sides now*
*she looks around for cars*
Scans suggest that the device is linked to the equipment we detected previously.
Signal has been intercepted. We believe we have detected the shunter.
*returns holding metal parts from a car*
*sets them down*
*leaves to get more*
Sadism is ingrained in human nature. When you consider that, it hardly seems appropriate to discuss anything other than torture.
Ez: *shrugs, and leaves it*
EZ, could you get me the hood of that red VW?
Silente: *a small bundle of joy, just like Matex* No! This is wrong! We can't have kids! *cradling the baby, stood outside their new house* *Alastairs head on the door post* that'd never happen! You could never kill him! Matex's arms around her*
Ez: Sure.
*holds out her hand, and it levitates off, drifting towards Viv and alightling before him*
((Star: O_O
Woah, Silente's mind is . . . O_O
Woah.))
Thanks, in that case, could you get me the whole car?
Ez: *holds out her hand again, and the car moves forward, coming to a stop before Viv*
*sighs* What are all of you people doing, exactly?
Signal has been hijacked. We have blocked the communication's device from receiving data. We are still accepting information from the device, however.
thanks again!
*Pulls car apart and begins working*
Silente: *her mother and father inside, smiling, proud* no. They're dead. Gone. *James's head on the wall* *family and friends all around* *thirsty, so thirsty, and the pain..*
*working...Working...working...Working...working...Working...working...Working...working*
*is nearing the portal*
*whistling while he works*
done!
BEHOLD! THE SUPER AMAZING, EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE, VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE TANK THAT...oh...I just realized something, it has no wheels.
*facepalm*
Fred: *holds his baby boy in his arms smiling at his wife* *kisses her cheek*
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Silente: *blurred edges* *her baby boy and Matex, growing older* *the stench of rotten flesh in the air. Hands on her wrists* *happy*
I'm not exactly the brightest cookie in the jar...
*sees Hunter*
*walks forward, aiming rifle at him*
We require the shunter. You cannot track him without this unit allowing your communication device to receive a signal.
*leaves the wheel-less and runs after Geth and Elleni*
*the wheel-less tank
I can shunt, if I have a good reason to. *glances over the situation* You lot are insufferable.
Silente: *her and Matex, grown old together* that wont happen, you'll never grow old. *their son, graduating university 6 years early* *PAIN*
*blinks her eyes flying open and her throat burning* *arms bound by wires hung from the ceiling and creatures all around*
*fading*
*Matex, calling her
Cruciatus-Alastair, you are malfunctioning. This unit cannot guarantee your systems will work as required.
Alistair, I'll give you my entire torture collection (the small bit I brought with me + my roomful at home)for free if you shunt there and bring her back.
Silente: No!
*rips free of the dream world and cries out at her throat, dry and burning with thirst*
*snarls at the creatures feeling blood in her hair, on her wrists, her neck*
*how long has it been already*
*tries to pull her wrists free but is too weak*
No...
Hello, anyone on?
and I'll...actually I shouldn't go any farther considering what happened the last time I made a special offer.
((Hunter: Sorry, Star went for a shower and got distracted walking in circles. -_-))
Hunter: *puts his hands up*
Sure.
You appear to know an awful lot about my phone.
And that's sarcasm. It's an important verbal device.
((Ez: Hey Flora. :)))
I wouldn't have told you I could shunt if I couldn't. I can do a good many things, Elleni.
Call me whatever you like, Dragona, but it doesn't look as though you have many other options.
I wouldn't want them, Vivanus.
What do you say Alistair?
*Alastair
*AlAstair
*there's an 'a'
We have only limited understanding of your primitive technology.
This unit is accustomed to repairing quantum entanglement communicators.
We request that you would step aside so we can find the shunter.
Hunter: Yeah, I'm not feeling like stepping at the moment.
Do you know what feeling is?
James: *teleports in*
Just checking you haven't done anything stupid like staged a rescue attempt.
*looks around*
*nods*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Silente: *hands from the ceiling kicking at the creatures*
*their faces morth, become Matex. Her son. Her mum. Chi. Blake. Her dad.*
*whimpers slightly and stops kicking*
((Star: Poor Silente . . . :( :( :( *hugs SilenteTC*))
Alastair...
((Trip was calling him 'Alistair' for about eight months or something before someone told him, so . . . XD))
bye gtg
((Ez: Bye, Viv. ))
A feeling is a conscience subjective experience of emotion.
This unit will ask again. Step aside or we will be forced to engage you with hostility.
Hunter: Wow.
*grins proudly*
I'm impressed.
Now what's empathy?
Silente: *can feel pain radiating through all her body* *she's never been this thirsty before*
*pulls up with one arm tears streaming from her eyes and bite down on the wire, weakening it before dropping back to hanging*
*the creatures grab her feet*
*whimpers again, aching all over*
Empathy is the capacity to recognise emotions experienced by another being.
This unit will not ask again.
Oh, gracious, you're rescuing the vampire. Well, I'll help you with it anyway, if you lot can tell me briskly and coherently what to do.
Do you know anything about it?
James: *taps Alastair on the shoulder* wouldn't do that if I were you.
*winks at Elleni*
It may be advisable to shunt this unit into the dimension as well as yourself. We can provide assistance.
*punches Elleni across the jaw, breaking it*
*fires rifle at James*
Hunter: *frowns*
Not quite.
That's kind of like saying the sun is a bright light.
But hey, close.
James: *dodges the shot*
Such hostility. You'd think id killed someone.
James: *grabs Elleni's wrist and twists quickly*
*SNAP*
*swings a punch at James whilst firing the flamethrower*
James: *drops Elleni's wrist*
*teleports before he's hurt*
(I have to go now. Night!)
*deactivates*
((Hunter: Bye, Dragona.))
((Well, now things are getting boring . . .))
*steps backwards through the portal*
*thoughtfully watches from the sidelines* Hello, my fellow minions. How fairs thee this fine morning?
(Shut up, it's morning where I am.)
(Bye Druggie)
*teleports and grabs Elleni's hair*
*pulls and teleports away to the clearing*
Um.
Hey Saph?
*minor identity crisis now my characters are gone*
((*stands awkwardly watching all the RPing* Uh.... *walks out slowly*))
*as in, I don't know how to act very well
((Hello Blub!))
No, Chi, join in. :(
Right, so, can anyone actually tell me where this dimension is?
*laughs cruely*
You won't get her back. This time, I've won.
*kicks Elleni*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
*feels a needle pierce her ankles skin*
*cant form the growl she want to release but weakly kicks the creature that injected her*
*silently prays for help, for freedom, for company*
*flyingtacklehugs Star* Hello, Wifey :3
*Kidnaps Chine*
NO
Don't leave me, my darling! *falls to my knees, sobbing into Chine's skirt/trousers/whatever she's wearing*
*is in a bit of a ridiculous mood this morning*
*Chione
Stupid autocorrect -_-
((No, I miss too much RPing...I should just stay out of it. I didn't even read most of it. I know there is a trail and everyone thinks Silente should be sentenced to death or whatever then you guys are fighting them and trying to save her, again. But I didn't even know james was the one who turned her... I can't join in. I have missed too much. I shouldn't even RP with you guys anymore...))
HEY
*frowns*
I'M YOUR DARLING
((No Chi this was designed so you could jump in whenever! All you need to know is Silente is in another dimension and James put her there. Please join in...))
Chi, I've missed a whole lot more than you have :P I don't even know half of the new Bloglandians. I don't mind, though, and I've never been much of a roleplayer anyway. When I write something, I always have to write the beginning, the end and then the middle.
((No, it doesn't matter. I might poof again and ruin it or something. I'll just watch...))
*searches through James' mind for some information on the dimension*
((Please Chi. You couldn't ruin it. I want you to join in...))
Star, are you talking to me?
'Cause you can't be my darling :'( I have a darling, a honey, a dwife (dear wife), a husband, a dearie, a sweetheart and you're my wifey :P
((No, not tonight. Sorry.))
@Chi: *hugs*
You know, I didn't actually roleplay for about six months after roleplay started, and even now I roleplay, it's very irregular and I'm awful at it. And I can still roleplay . . . kind. It doesn't matter how much you miss. Even if you were new and knew none of it, you could easily just in. Just come and have a go. And if you think you should stay out of it, you'll just get more unhappy and we won't be any happier for not enjoying your company, because you're ace and we love you.
But if you really don't want to roleplay, that's fine. :)
((Awww so I'm your darling, saph? :3 *hugs*))
*kinda
@Saphy: . . .
Okay then. :)
*hugs*
James: *shrugs and teleports away*
+++++++++++++++++++++
*feels like fire is burning her apart*
*she can't even scream*
*kicks weakly at the creatures watching time go by*
*pulls her arm up once more and bites on the wire shaking from extersion*
Hunter: *reappears*
OKAY.
We need to get Silente back.
Any ideas?
Or if you want Chi, we could set up a separate roleplay.
NO, AUTOCORRECT, I DIDN'T MEAN FOREPLAY. o_O
((I really don't know how active i'll be guys... I don't want to get involved in something then poof...))
((Hunter: @Elleni: Somewhere.))
((Hunter: Don't worry, Chi, Star is a MASTER of poofing.
It's AWFUL.))
Chi: autocorrect ships us. I don't see why you shouldn't be my darling ;)
((@Hunter: Or nowhere.))
(@Blub oh my god do NOT set up foreplay that's just not suitable to do on the blog tut tut!)
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