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Erica: it doesn't have to be..
(gar? )
(So, the dream. When I woke up, I had experienced two dreams.
The first, I was in a building of some sort. I'm guessing a school because of the ages of everyone. It felt like a zombie outbreak, us running through this large building, locking doors, getting to high places and attacking those who came after us. Most, if not all of the zombies were female. I remember how desperate we were to survive, I think we tried to leave someone behind, as a distraction, as sacrifice. And yet, despite being so disorganised, I think we were looking for a way to stop this too. A guy called Richard may have had the answer. I remember being nearly bitten (twice) - I shook the person off though. I do not remember anyone being eaten, or seeing blood or gore anywhere. Maybe that's a filter in my brain, or maybe we were all just role playing.
That was the second dream. Here is the first one:
There was this woman... I can't remember what she was dressed as, but I felt like she was a warrior. She definitely wasn't dressed in military clothes though. I think... I think she knew me, or I knew her. It's like I've been waiting for her my whole life.
"I'm sorry, Rose, I told you I was hers." (at least I think that's what I said in the italics, the first part I can clearly remember saying though.)
And she was so sneaky. I don't know where we were in that dream. Maybe a large building of some sort. But she, she slept under a bed. You wouldn't find her unless she wanted to be found. I remember looking for her, and then I'd turn around to leave and she'd poke her head out from under the bed and invite me in.
We were close, somehow. We had a connection of some sort. I just don't know what it is.
And she was so beautiful. She looked so slender, graceful, yet strong as a warrior, and stealthy.
And the hair... that purple (and violet) hair.
...
Erica: with you...maybe. I mean, it has a pool. It's warm.
I was so happy...
(those are cool dream. I only ever had nightmares. I think I only had one good dream, and that's when my house was merged with my old school. the ninjas from naruto were there and we were all fighting this giant beast that was destroying the city)
(just fed the dogs)
(sounds like a nice dream Tia,
(do you still get nightmares Inks?)
*hugs* i went to the lake to think about what i said
(*hugs Tia* I...I almost want to say sorry that it was just a dream....)
(sometimes Gar, normally people die or I dream about failing things)
Tawnee: *smiles* im glad you are safe
I just want to know that woman, she was so amazing, and I don't even know who she is...
Erica: *smiles, kissing his chin* maybe..
(Xan, please tell me more.)
(*hugs Sil back*
I know. There aren't that many purple-haired goddesses around.)
Erica: lets. *slides onto his knee, kissing him passionately*
<(^>^)> bird face.
(Both yours and your friend's dream)
(^x^) kissy face
Erica: *smiles, looping her arms around his neck*
0_o panic face)
I'm glad your safe too,
have you thought on what i said?
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
Tawnee: *nods* I have
(¬.¬) (really....? face)
And what do you think?
(yes really......... inks)
Ok, Xan, see you soon.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(hehe ;)(
Tawnee: *smiles* Yes
Erica: *smiles, running a hand through his hair*
(*hugs Tia and Flick* *nods at Garr*)
Ok, shall we go and do it?
(*huggles Sil*)
Tawnee: *grins* yes
(*raises an eyebrow at GarrTC* well then.)
*coughs*
So hey, Silente wanna go on a date or five?
A date or five? Tia...
(*nods in return*)
ok *sounds excited* *romantically picks Taw up*
((Sil, the images are there in my head, the proximity to each other, and...
I miss her.
I know this sounds stupid, but I miss her.)
Oh yeah, I got the place reserved and all.
They serve this really nice mix of wine and blood... I'm sure you'll love it!
(You miss the girl from your dream? That's not stupid.)
*Walks in*
*Leaves coupons for free cuddles for Loki*
*Walks out*
Tia...I'm engaged....
*stands awkwardly*
Tawnee: *lets herself be picked up*
*kisses him*
*hugs Rose before she leaves* Hey...
*slumps*
*collapses*
*just lies there*
*puts a pillow under his head*
...
Tia?
*crouches next to Tia*
Are you...Tia are you okay?
*moves Tia o a sitting possition and hugs*
(Hello Rose)
*kisses Taw* i love you.
Tawnee: *smiles* I love you more
*smiles and shadow walks to the house bedroom*
Tawnee: *kisses him passionately*
Erica: *smiles* mmm. Saunas are fun with other people.
(Msd)
*kisses her with just as much passion*
Tawnee: *starts taking off his clothes*
*hugs Sil back*
I'm lonely...
*sighs happily, moving her head to the side, stretching her neck*
*starts taking her clothes off*
Tawnee: *kisses his neck*
(That was Erica ^^)
I know Tia...I know...
*kisses her head*
Okay....just why do I bother coming on?-ZF
*coughsIhaveFemaleSingleCharsCough* -Zaf
(Hey Zaf ^^)
Erica: *grins* cheeky.
*waves* -Zaf
*kisses her forehead before pulling up the covers*
*skips all the Baby making*
that was great Taw.
Tawnee: *rests head on his chest* yes *smiles*
(That took me way too long to understand, Zaf... I thought CharsCough was some sort of terrible illness... Lol)
*Pushes cuddle coupons towards Loki*
*Looks at the time*
*Then at Loki*
*Then at emails*
*Then at bed*
This is going to be a long morning...
I can make it worth while....
(Hey, Zaf!)
(Hewwo Death *huggles*)
Is that so...?
(Hello Death / Rose (Which ever you prefer) Hello Loki / Zaf how are you both?)
*looks at Taw* when do you have to do the test?
(Hello)
(Hey Penguin *huggles*)
(It's Rose, Gar, and... Considering everything I've been through in the past few days, I'm okay... You?)
(Hey Ed.)
Erica: *kisses him gently* you're amazing..
(Hello Death, how are you?)
(Hello Eddy Boy! how art thou?)
Tawnee: ill have to check about that...im not sure
That is so. *grins*
(Fine thanks Inky, how be you?)
(I'm cool thanks Rose)
(Hello ed)
ok well you check when your ready *smiles and kisses her forehead*
( I be good ^^ found old pics of when my dog was a pup)
*She smirked up at Loki*
Mmm...? What would my king have in mind...?
(Hello Gar
that's good Inky)
(Hello, Rose.)
Tawnee: *smiles* okay, sweetie
Lots of little things. *shrugs* My army is not complete, I wish to have another son and daughter, then my army is complete.
((*cries* More Loki spawn...-Zaf
*smacks Zafira with the sceptre* Be quiet, you mewling quim!))
(Hey Tia)
*sits in cottage, grooming symba's mane*
You want more children, huh...? Well... Maybe... It depends...
*She giggled and kissed his nose*
Giving birth hurts... And these will be Asgardian children through and through...
*Sits floating above middle of lake thinking*
(MY DED!! *starts thinking* this is going to be a ball ache.)
i ded to hugs / huggles / glomping because its a nice thing to hug someone and its used in many ways such as helping a friend or family member, its used in relationships to show love for someone and its used by friends because its a nice thing, hugging friends)
(Hear hear)
*wonders where Ed is*
(Hear hear)
*Lament is talking in head*
L: Really, who to?
Inky
Oh, I didn't think...
Shut up
I realize, I gave birth to a horse and that was before epidorals were around. Then Zanida kindly let me feel the pain she felt when she had Ricci. *takes Rose's hand and kisses gently* The children could possibly become king or queen.
(Hear hear)
*goes out looking for him* Ed? where are you!?
(Tackleglomps...
Do any of you remember...?
*Cries*
*Cheers for the dedication*)
Alexis: *wanders around Blogland, thinking of life*
*leans over to the bedside table and picks up a pregnancy test* i got this earlier *gives it to Taw* use it when ever your ready *smiles and leans back against the wall*
*Appears next to Inky* Here I am
I will be going now.
Thinking about her.
Take care, guys, and good bye!
*She blushed deeply at his kiss and looked at her feet*
Stop being all gentle-manly... What happened to evil Loki...? I don't want him stumbling on us while I am sleeping with his identical twin...
(Bye Tia)
*glomps Ed* heya Sweetie
Tawnee: *looks at it* it is early yet. we must wait for a while *smiles*
(Byii Tia)
He is there, but I am kind to the one I love. Anyone else will get my usual kill you for annoying me self. *smirks* I have a realm, and a beautiful wife and children, what more can I ask for?
I was thinking, to celebrate how about a ball?
*tilts head and smiles* a ball? how exciting! when?
*tilts head and smiles* a ball? how exciting! when?
*She blushed again and giggled*
I'm not beautiful, yet you are quite the charmer... Maybe, if you keep this up, you might end up with your army...
I was thinking now? *Is already wearing tuxedo*
Now? but I don't have a dress
I know so *they appear in a dress shop* *Hands her the gold card* pick whatever you want
*smiles* you don't have to spoil me so much
*starts looking around*
Erica: hell is quite pleasant..
Don't be silly
Ok, I'm just excited that's all *puts an arm over Taws shoulders*
(Good bye Tia)
I really do like the idea of an army. *kisses her cheek*
*points to a dress* that's pretty, shall I try it on?
*it is a light blue colour*
Tawnee: I know you are, and so am I. Im just...nervous
It is nice, try it
I know you like that idea, Loki. I want you to have your army, but you have to fight for it... I'm not giving into you that easily...
Erica: hmm. The mood seems to be taking it now..wonder what its like on a bad day. *kisses Xan*
Why are you nervous?
*pulls her close* I want you....with me....forever...*kisses her harder*
*smiles* okay, stay here
*goes and changes into dress*
*emerges* what do you think?
(this is the dress
http://www.myorthosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cheap-blue-prom-dress.jpg)
I know you do...
*She giggled and tried her hardest not to kiss him back*
You've got to fight me... Fight for your army...
Tawnee: I don't know if id be good enough
Wow, you look... amazing *grins*
If I must....*sighs* I will fight.
Erica: wonder why..
I know you'll be a great mum, and I'll be here to help out too.
*blushes* so do you
Tawnee: *kisses him* thank you
No...
*She chuckled and kissed along his jaw*
Not fighting like that... I'm not going to let you bed me that easily... No... Fight for the right to do so...
*sighs and kisses her harder* You want to fight me....you want to fight the god of mischeif and lies.
Why thank you *they appear outside a large glass palace* The king and queen of earth 2.0 have invited us to attend the 100 year ball. Which only occurs every hundred years
*looks around in awe* wow...wow *is speechless*
*returns the favour*
*She moaned but silenced it quick. She couldn't give up so easily*
Think of it more as playing... We're not going to fight-fight... I'm just teasing you...
*Shows the guard a piece of paper and they enter the ballroom* This is nice
Tawnee: life is perfect at the moment *smiles*
(Hey Soph.)
Erica: you sure? *grins*
*holds his hand* its lovely. Thank you for bringing me
(Hey Soph ^^)
Than you for agreeing to put up with me *gets them two glasses of champagne*
(Hello everyone.
Hello Silente. *hugs her*)
Putting up with you? *laughs* you say that like you are trouble
(I thought you didn't hug, Soph...)
Claire: Why would they be suspicious? Bitches get killed all the time.
*runs hand through her hair* You sound so cute...
(Exceptional circumstances, Chloe.)
*raises eyebrow* You think I'm not? *laughs*
*She closed her eyes, slowly, unwillingly, relaxing under his touch*
Flirt...
(okay...)
*smiles* I don't think you are trouble sweetie. you have been very good to me
You brought out the best in me. Would you like to dance?
I know I am. *kisses her again and again, running a hand through her hair*
No they really don't. Not in the mortal world.
(*hugs Soph back*)
Erica: *kisses him back, grinning*
*curtseys* I would love to dance
*Bows and leads her to dance floor*
*She fought against Loki's lips, trying not to succum to them*
You'll have to... Do better... Than that... Ahh...
*nips her lip gently* I can.....*grins* *hands wander down south, knowing that she'll eventually succum*
*smiles and gets led*
*looks around* everyone looks so elegant *smiles*
(I'm going to vanish for a while c u later)
Claire: Sure they do. Everyone wants to kill bitches. Apart from bitches themselves.
(okay Gar ^^)
You look elegant *Starts the dance leading her*
*smiles* so do you *starts dancing*
(Bye Gar)
*For a moment, she stood there, lost in the pleasure of feeling his hands travel along her body. Then she blinked rapidly, trying to get her thoughts back*
You... Must do... Better.. Oh, God...
*the dance finishes and the crowd heads to get more drinks* Allow me to introduce you to the queen of earth 2.0 *Bows before the queen*
*his armor vanishes* Shall I take yours off? Hmmm?
((Omg....
Mom: Men could have sex with a keyhole
Me: Loki...
*bows aswell* nice to meet you, your majesty
*The queen nods* *stands* *Turns to Inky and whispers* The royalty does not speak to citizens here *gets them drinks*
*nods*
*She tried to stop her hands reaching out to caress his chest, to feel the tight muscles under the skin, but she couldn't. She pressed herself against him tightly and nodded slowly*
Mmm...
(Oh my God... Zaf!! Your mom/mum is amazing!!))
You have a look round if you want, I need to check something
Shall we do this? *smirks taking her shirt off*
((I nearly died....I was laughing so hard.-Zaf
*smiles* okay *goes to mingle with the crowds*
*Heads to a room in the corner and heads down stairs to a cellar* Oh *Sees the machine connected to the people*
*find the beverages*
*picks a drink*
*smiles*
I think we should...
*She giggled softly and let him take her shirt*
We definitely should... I should be stronger now, too... You don't have to go so easy...
(I would have died to, if it wasn't 1:18am...)
*The queen appears quietly and smashes bottle round head*
*too
*thinks*
*decided to go and find Ed*
*as the shirt comes off, next comes the pants* Good, good. I would not want to have you hurt.
Queen: Your invitation is not real
And?
Q: Your not a citizen, which means you must be an outlaw
Which means what?
Q: Welcome to Earth 2.0 justice department *connects him to machine*
*screams*
Loki... Are you sure you want all the others to see me like this...? Perhaps we should go to your room...? Or somewhere else private...
*She looked around, blushing deeply*
I'm stronger than I look....
*picks her up and they appear in his room* Is this better?
*hears scream*
*comes running*
Ed!
(internet problems..)
No Claire. They don't deserve to die.
Erica: hmm..the sauna IS quite nice..
*hears scream*
*comes running*
Ed!
*Is sat I corner talking to self*
*Queen fades away*
*She smiled up at Loki and piled his face to hers, kissing him hard*
Ed? are you...okay? *kneels down beside him*
Ed? are you...okay? *kneels down beside him*
*Doesn't see Inky just keeps talking to self*
*kisses her hard, not wishing to let go of her*
Claire: They don't DESERVE to die. But we can kill them anyway.
*pokes him* Ed...what happened? who are you talking to?
*pokes him* Ed...what happened? who are you talking to?
*Machine keeps buzzing* *keeps talking*
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