I give you the wonder of wonders...
the marvel of marvels...
the paperback cover of paperback covers...
The Maleficent Seven!!!
Tom Percival, you've done it again...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Ah praise be someone took it
*sips tea*
I was going to take it and ded to Em and Death . . . *points to deleted comment* Zaf got there first. :P
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Drat, Star
I take it Em's alive, judging from the absence of another comment?
*crossed fingers*
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I dedicate this pagevto Em and Death. I hope they're okay.
Sorry, that was very ill-timed.
Gtg, but I'll try to ghost and see/hear if Em's okay...
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*hugs Zaf* :/
Me too.
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@Lantern: Okay. :/ Fours . . .
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Of course...
Or else we would have gotten a speech.
My guess? Hospital
But at least alive
@Adra: *hugs* :)
That's radifying . . . *nods*
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I can only hope then again the absense scares me
Yeah.
*twitches*
Billy Joel is still my life
Star I might email you in a few moments...
*is silent* oi 45min until showtime
Woo Zaf! *hugs* You'll be great!
*hums Piano Man*
She's... alive.
Some damage has been done though. She's on IV antibiotics as she picked up a mild case of pneumonia, doctors aren't worried about it. The medicine is just to make sure she doesn't get sicker.
She is, however in St. John of Gods which is a mental institution. Due to the drug overdose, she's become very quiet and just sits there scratching her arms. They've had to tape her fingertips or tape gloves to her hands. In saying that, whenever she tries to use her fingers, she can't. So she has to go through some psychical and mental tests tomorrow so they can determine treatment.
So yes, she is alive but very damaged.
Good.
Well.
Yeah.
Watch out for her,
*sips her tea* Yum... Chai
Least she is alive
Chai. Yummy
Em...
She is aware of what is happening around her, I think but she's just ignoring it.
The doctors want us to read to her, play music when we visit and stuff so I'm sure Tommy, who will be the one visiting her the most, would be happy to read messages or emails and such to her.
The main concern right now is her hands and why she can't use them. But other than that, I think it's just a case of breaking a few barriers down to let reality in.
*is at Mexican food restaurant now, so wbd*
What would you do?
What would you say?
How does it feel?
Pretend it's okay..
Damn the cops are outside on the street again... Their lights and stuff are off
Man. I'm a dangerous person, now... All theives better watch out yo
HEL
NO
Sorry, I was on the wrong account...
DAMN GIRL
oh my god you look adorable in that picture bby
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, Blogland.
Sir! *hugs*
How is your foot?
Fine, Ms. Dark.
So... It's all healed, then?
Indubitably.
So then. If I do this. *lightly steps on his foot* You won't be in pain?
... No, Ms. Dark.
I thought I made that clear?
Hey- I have had patients before lie to me..
Ms. Dark, please. I would hardly lie to you.
Consciously, at least.
Right. *steps from his foot* I'm about to get some tea, would you care for any?
*pauses contemplatively*
Do I?
Do you?
...
Well, I do not believe I am in a mood for sustenance. Still, I do hope that you do not mind terribly if I join you?
Of course not! Come along! *offers her elbow*
I suppose so.
*gingerly takes it*
*laughs, walking for her lab* Hm. So. Anything interesting happen lately?
Not entirely. A few revolutions, some ended realities, and a couple of mergers. A typical few days, really.
*raises her eyebrows, touching the door so it lights up, then opens it, the mess from the previous day gone*
I really don't want to know what would be considered- in your terms- as "shocking", then.
*gestures for him to follow her to the kitchen*
*shrugs*
Honestly, when one has seen multiple planes of existence crash in to each item, little is truly 'shocking' exists.
To be entirely honest, life is quite dull.
Ah, well I wouldn't quite say that... *she begins to brew her tea* There's plenty to be moved by still
Perhaps, Ms. Dark.
Ah, there's too much destruction, I say. I always found that life in general tends to focus on the destruction more than the construction... Even the smallest, most simple of things.
*nods quietly, in agreement*
Mm.. *finishes making her tea, pouring it into a cup, taking a seat at her counter* *gestures to any of her seats* Please, don't feel obligated to stand..
In any case. What you do sounds much more interesting than what I do..
*remains standing*
Ms. Dark, it really is monotonous work. Hardy the interesting, ever-changing work of a doctor.
*scoffs* Being a doctor is romanticized by television and media. It isn't that joyful. Not until the patients recover- but by then you've already moved on to the next person...
*takes a sip of her hot tea, almost spitting it out from the scalding heat on her tongue**coughs* Man..
(I am . . . so lonely, right now, I can barely think.
I don't often feel things as strongly as other people.
That's why Star is always so confusing to me.
But I am
so
lonely
I think I'm going to burst into tears.
I haven't seen my real, physical friends in FOUR MONTHS.
Four months.
And I don't even have many friends.
I've never had a boyfriend or a boy who ever looked twice at me, and I've never regretted that but I wish I had someone like that now.
And I feel a bit sick to my stomach.
As if I've eaten lemons and ketchup in the same bite.
Is this what some teenaged girls feel every day?
Because if so then I'm GLAD I don't feel things this strongly.
Not normally, anyway.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to gush out onto the comment thread like this.
The book cover is lovely.
Is anyone on?
Could somebody please say hi to me?)
Well, I suppose, but it, at the very least, hardly sounds monotonous.
((Annika. *hugs tightly* you have us. Also- having a boyfriend isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's actually kind of rubbish. And friends are like sometimes rotten. But.... Yeah, you aren't alone. It's okay. I feel the same- you aren't alone))
Monotonous would be a grace
Ms. Barnosky... Hi.
In any case, you have my dearest sympathies. I hope that you see your friends soon, and believe me when I say that love can be... Very overrated.
(Today I watched Thor: The Dark World, and a giggly teenage girl behind me said that Loki wouldn't have turned out evil if he wasn't so lonely because he didn't have any friends.
And I realized that I am lonely.
I have few friends.
My room is full of swords I inherited from my father.
I wear black a good bit of the time.
I have a massive and sinister swivel chair.
I can speak in a very good English accent.
And I am bad at feeling things or empathizing with people.
Out of all the people I know, I am the most likely to become a super villain.
I'm the Loki.
. . .
That makes me feel a little better, I suppose.
But not much.)
(And thank you, Sir, for saying hi.)
((Loki wasn't evil, darling. He wasn't a psychopath. He loved his mother still, and Thor. He wasn't a bad guy. He was compassionate, gorgeous. But judged. So please don't say you'll be evil. That is-no offense- silly. And it only happens like that in books.))
Ms. Barnosky, it was nothing. And I doubt Loki's reasons were as simple as that, but if you wish to become a super-villain, I have a list of locations that would make excellent lairs.
Ms. Dark, I assure you that it is not.
(I hope I don't end up evil.
That would be a tragic end to the epic saga that is Annika.)
Annika, the only real boyfriend I've had (I don't classify him as a boyfriend anymore, actually) dumped me after six days saying that he wasn't ready for a relationship and then asked out my best friend ten minutes later.
No offence to any guys but boyfriends are overrated.
Well... It would be, Sir.
Annika, might I suggest going to clubs at your library? Organizations in your town or something?
Greetings, Ms. Rose, it is a pleasure to see you again.
Ms. Barnosky, I would agree.
Perhaps, Ms. Dark.
Hi Rose *cuddles*
As I suspected, Sir... *takes another sip if the scalding tea*
(I live in a town so small that the river it's built on it wider than the town.
We don't have many clubs or organizations here.
. . . Still, I suppose there are worse fates than being the "Loki" of the bunch. After, all, Loki has an army of fangirls, of which I will unashamedly say I am one of.
Plus, he does what he wants.
And he is burdened with glorious purpose.
. . . I like that.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
All I need to do is find my purpose, as if people haven't been doing that for centuries.
. . . I believe I shall begin in the kitchen.
In the cookie jar.)
*Hugs Adra back* Hi Sharky, Adra, Annika.
My little brother brought M&Ms to the hospital... Yummy...
((I'm sorry you're lonely, but you aren't alone. Those are always two different things. Always.))
M&Ms are like candy crack
No lie. *offers her a cup of tea*
(I am eating a cookie, now, and I feel a little better now that I am burdened with glorious confections.)
I hope you enjoy your M&Ms, Ms. Rose.
And you your cookies, Ms. Barnosky.
Yeah... Cookies are cheddar too. *offers Anni tea as well*
*checks her phone* hmm....
Something wrong, Ms. Dark?
Hello...
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No, I'll just have to go in a while
Anni, profile pic says all.
Well, if you insist.
Greetings, Ms. Fabienne.
Thomas Hiddleston is incredible
Wait- FABI! *hugs*
Tea?
Hello Sir, Adra, Anni, Death.
Ice packs are really cold...
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[hugs Adra back]
No thanks...
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Ice pack? Why?
Okay :/
I'm Loki'd
Because I hit my head.
On a metal pole.
And then I was thinking,
If I was Fabi I'd have sensed it there
But no
Having eyes doesn't mean you see
Having ears doesn't mean you listen
I'm not sure where this is going...
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FABI
*pokes her* Dear!
I hope you feel better :/
[pokes back]
I'll be fine.
...assuming I can get this stupid eyeliner off.
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Okay :/
Victory.
Also, I'm not ignoring what happened earlier, I just really don't have anything to say...
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Okay -
Sir, Rose? Anni?
Yes, Ms. Dark?
You al went quiet. I was wondering if you were still here. *waves* Hi
... Right, greetings...
[Starts thinking about writing poetry]
[Is removing makeup, talking, eating dinner, icing my head and listening to music, so, um... wbd]
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Okay Fabi :/
Yeah. *sips tea* Greetings. *makes te live long and prosper sign*
Quite...
[hugs Adra]
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*hugs Fabi*
Anyway, Sir, what were we talking about previously?
Erm.... Your occupation, I believe.
Right! I remember!
Ahem.
Have you ever considered medicine or something of that field?
Not... Especially, Ms. Dark. I hardly have the... Touch, for such things.
*frowns* How so? I'd have thought you would have been for for the job. Saying long words fool anyone.
Hardly, Ms. Dark.
Have you tried?
At the risk of injuring others? Ms. Dark, please.
*laughs* Good lord... Of course not without education...
*half shrugs* It's just nice to help people. *looks at her watch*
Be right be. *hurries for her room*
*comes back five minutes later*
Sorry
Hi
It is fine, Ms. Dark.
Hrm...
Hrm?
Hrm.
*nods*
Do you always lose your eloquence after eleven O clock? *sips her tea*
Absolutely not, Ms. Dark. I am merely contemplating something.
*looks at everyone* Zaffy alive
IJWETBOUAVOEKSNEATRRYONE.
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I would ask "penny for your thoughts", but I figure you would say it isn't any of my concern so... I'll say that and save the time.
*shrugs, glancing at the door as Dimka waddles in* *giggles*
What?
Hi Zaf
*Okay
Forgot the other Y, sorry. :-/
Yeah.
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Hello *sits in snow*
I still don't know... What... That... Says..
Greetings, Ms. Kerias.
Ms. Dark, I do hope that I do not offend you by not sharing my thoughts?
What? Nonono! No, of course not! No, thoughts are to stay personal. I was just...
Sorry, I was rambling to myself. I do that occasionally
*lays in snow*
Ravel: Zafira...*kneels beside* Get up
... Quite, then, Ms. Dark.
It says something along the lines of "I wish I could wave a wand and make everything better"
Only it had the word "okay" in it.
Or rather, "oka." I forgot a Y.
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*glances down at Dimka*
What
*the fox looks up at her*
What.
*he yips*
*frowns* is there something wrong, Dimka?
*the fox walks in circles around her feet*
*carefully takes her water on the table, and Dimka jumps up, sticking his face in it, drinking from the water*
Oh!
Okay.
Cool :P *hugs*
Sadly, I must depart for the evening. Good night, Blogland.
[hugs]
[Msd]
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Bye Sir...
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Good night Sir
Goodnight Sir. *hugs*
I might go very soon as well.
Why does he say "sadly"? It could be taken two ways. "Sad for me" or "sad for you". Although I am more than sure it is the former, the latter in his words makes it hilarious
[Shrugs]
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Alright I should go. Horseback...it's going to be rough
Night loveys!
Night I may go so good night
Bye... [hugs]
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FREAKING FANGIRLING!!!
Hullo Snow.
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HELLO FABI
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
#SaveTheDay
Yeah...
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SORRY I AM BEING HYPER!!
*picks*
* *pokes*
[pokes back]
Sorry I am being rubbish at conversation.
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meh. i am making jubi a creepy unicorn on skype. so....
JUBI-BEAN
I need to figure out a Snow...
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JUBI SAYS HIIII
Fabi says hi to the Jubi-bean.
MarshmallSnow? XD
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XD WHY NOT???????????????
Yay!
[tacklehugs MarshmallSnow]
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Just found my Liz notebook. :-)
It'd been missing for a few months.
Turns out it was on my notebook shelf, just shelved backwards.
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OHMYGOLDENGOD
DALEKS!
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DALEKSS
[Sings in an overly dramatic opera voice]
Ehhhgsssstirrrrrmmminnnnaaaaaaaateeeeee
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okay, check my blog. (a little crazy)
Cool...
[hugs]
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*hugs fab*
you okay?
okay.
[Jumps]
[Lands on a conclusion]
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g2g2g2g2g fab! byee!! *huggles*
Bye...
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Hey?
Hello Sparky!
Msd...
I should be sleeping, I just have to finish writing this thing...
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Oh, never mind then. You get to sleep.
Okay...
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I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE DREAM.
It was a bit normal at first, but then I looked at the clock, and it was five o'clock, and I'D MISSED MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY OUTING.
You cannot BELIEVE how horrified and disappointed I was.
I've been lookimg forward to,it all WEEK.
. . . And, yes, I know that other people have dreams where they're forced to kill theie friends and that, bur STILL . . . :P
GUYSSSSSSS -
I STILL FEEL NORMAL. :D
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I'M SO HAPPY~
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. :D
Or maybe you do.
I've been expressing my happiness a lot. :P
HEY
EITHER THIS PROVES RIGHT MY MUM'S RHEORY THAT EXERCISE MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER (she suggests it as an alternative to cutting, because apparently it gives you the same kind of release and it just clears you head and stuff), OR MY THEORY THAT CRYING RELEAAES HAPPY ENDORPHINS (although everyone knows that crying makes you feel better), OR A BIT OF BOTH, OR SOMETHING DIFFERENT ENTIRELY.
. . .
THAT PARAGRAPH SAID NOTHING. :P
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But I'm acting far more hyper than I am because I'M NOT HYPER. :)
It's beautiful. :)
*bounces serenely downstairs to eat breakfast*
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Anyone seen Zafira and Ravel anywhere? I have a debt to pay.
*lies in bed asleep* *dark figure standing in the corner of the room* *figure walks closer to Rhydian Sky*
Figure: Well...Hello Rhydian. Nice to finally make your acquaince! Dreaming? What about i wonder. Well i know. I have an idea if what it is. And i bet it's dreadful. *smiles* Wonderful
*Rhydian rolls over not waking to see the man. Remaining asleep*
Man: I will destroy the world as you know it, if not destroy it completely. And you are going to help me ok? You've already found Blake, your long lost brother! Why though? Blake shouldn't be here. He's going to assist me in ending this planet. If he takes a name that means the prophecy will start to come true.
Man: He isn't safe without a name. But he can't take one because you're protecting him. It's inevitable. He'll take a name soon...i can feel it. Then he'll learn magic, although his magic is way too strong for him. The world could end, and it's all your fault.
My name is Churchian Tithe. And you must continue to unaware if course jelp me destroy the Earth. You just wanted to meet Blake! But now i can use him. Goodbye Sky...Til the next time.
*Tithe steps back into the shadows and fades away* *Rhydian wakes up slowly from a good sleep*
@Rhydian: O_O O_O
Hello, Aiden and Rhydian. :) *reappears after putting the finishing touches to my friend's birthday card*
Msd. I'll probably find something to do soon. :P
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Hey Star!
That was just a small rp. It's pretty grand tbh...
And ok!
It's an awesome rp. :)
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Thank you Starry!
I've already spent my budget for Christmas gifts for myself, and there's still a month until the actual day of Christmas... XD
@Zaiya: *laughs* XD
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I've got such bad habits :P
*hugs*
HELLO, BTW! :D
How are you??
Hiya Zaiya! How are you?
I am good! :)
How is everyone else? :)
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HEY RHY!!! *hugs*
I'm good!! Wbd, listening to the SnK soundtrack and drawing :3
HOW ARE YOU???
IM GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING!!!!!!!!!
I may do a little rp here. Just for the sake of it. If anyone wants to join in then just do.
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*Woman walks into Blogland staggering* Hello Bloglandians...I must speak with you. *woman falls over*
(I shall attempt to rp. But I haven't done any rp in ages. I'll give it a shot though :3)
*rushes to woman's side*
Hey, are you alright??
*sits her up*
*checks for pulse*
*helps woman back up* *takes her to a bench to sit down*
Hello? What's your name?...How did you find this place? What do you mean-
Woman: Shut up Sky!
Nice to meet you too
Woman: I'm Jana Elderflower...We met in a different dimension. I also met a boy called Trip Castalan, and a girl called Missy? I believe she's called Zaiya Marne here. Met a different version of you. I need to tell you something...Blake Williams, is that your brother? HE's in grave danger.
Jana: Hello Miss Cain! Or do you like to be called Zaiya here?
Jana: Rhydian, my dear, Blake is a Caster. Like River Cross, like Tithe. Dark discipline. Also Light. Have you seen the Caster Chronicles? Beautiful Creatures? That's what they are. Tithe Dark, River Dark, and Blake...He must stay Light, at all cost!
*eyes widen*
Different d-dimension?
*swallows a couple of times*
Um, feel free to call me Zaiya.
(I dedicate this page to badass soundtracks because they're the best :3)
Jana: Yes Miss Marne. That story Rhydian wrote? Hide? That's a different dimension. Rhydian is a Wayward...a being that has Sensitive abilities. Seeing futures, and Sky sensed his brother, and stuff like that. They have other tricks, but there the basics
((Yes River is a Dark Caster...PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
Mum wants to take the iPad off me... I don't want it gone... Doctors don't want me to have it either. I don't care about them. I want to be on the iPad. I'm on the iPad.
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