Friday, November 1, 2013

LSODM Paperback

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, straight from the pen of Mr Tom Percival, the paperback cover for Last Stand of Dead Men...


Sooo utterly cool... and wait till you see the BACK cover... Wait till you see the cover for the Maleficent Seven paperback — a thing of BEAUTY, so it is...

Oh we spoil you with artwork, we surely do...

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Sparky Braginski said...

Do you guys ever consider that you might churn through the comments a little bit too fast?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Saph! *feels Ravel pick me up* HEY!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mara? [hugs] Byeee...?

Hi Sapphy [hugs]

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Sparky! *hugs* Definitely. But I don't really know what we can do about it.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I thought our house was getting robbed today.

My dad and I were in town getting Chinese takeout and the alarm people rang dad saying that the alarm went off. I freaked out because I had left my iPad on the table. But we came back and it was the heat from the fire that caused the alarm to go off, because we have a heat sensor.

That was my evening in a nutshell.

Oh, and Fèlicitè Tomlinson liked my instagram photo. I f r e a k e d.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, that was in the RP, sorry. I'm not actually leaving. *hugs Saph and Fabibibibibubbles*

Dragona Pine said...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVSJZ37u5Q‎

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Sparky *hugs*
And; yes.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Mara; That's a really weird evening XD At least everything is okay.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sure Fabi!

Yus!

I dedicate this page to Derek. Because well I just want to thank him for that amazing call last night. It was awesome to chat with him while all my friends got to. I think it was the nicest thing he could have done and it meant a lot. We all thought it was epic and well just WOW. So to Derek as a thank you for that. And to the hope he doesn't kill me.

I also ded to Mevolent because he's an awesome character. I find him an interesting character and I hope we can see something through his point of view I think it'd be neat.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Dragona!
*Raises glass to ded*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah... I just don't know if there's a solution to that... I mean... Actually, I don't know what I mean. Never mind...

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain
We jumped never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell.
A love no one could deny
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Not-bye then. [hugs Mara back]

Hear hear.

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I do worry about how far back through the comments we get, and there are only more Bloglanders/ Bloglandians every week.
Derek, you need to post more :P

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

It's a shame about the video, because so many people actually like the song.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He doesnt even read the comments apparently.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Considering how many there are, I don't really blame him...

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I don't blame him. There's a LOT of comments XD

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Laughs* Great minds think alike, Fabi.
Or is it fools rarely differ?

Sparky Braginski said...

It's not the same as reading the comments we get on our blogs.

He gets 5,000 every time he posts and some.

And most of it is completely irrelevant to him anyway.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Great Snikum that sounded like something Miles would say...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Mmm, especially the roleplays. And just general chat about our lives he doesn't have the head space for.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Miles the old Bloglander?

Sparky Braginski said...

Miles my best friend who is also known as Zathract Mist, yes.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Of course *facepalm* Me like Zath.
Soph, Seph, Saph, Zaf, Zath...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well he gets scared of the comments

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

And us >:D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I do too xD *cuddles dynamite*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

... I'm scared of YOU :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy behaves!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Is still here, but doesn't really have anything to say]

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Usually.

Mary Contrary said...

I'm back again. Maybe.

*hugs back to those who offered hugs on the previous page*

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hey Taia!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Don't know if I'm here either. Homework.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Taia and Sapphy]

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Mary Contrary said...

Hey, Saph. :)

*hugs Fabi back* Thank you. :)

... I think I maybe need to draw something. That is, something that I actually want to draw, at this moment in time. Not sure what that might be, but... Wbd, if I'm definitely here.

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Sparky Braginski said...

*mumbles something to myself and nods at Taia*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I should probably go...

[hugs everyone who wants a hug]

[vanishes]

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Mary Contrary said...

Hiya, Sparky. :) *nods slowly, in return*

See you later, Fabi. *hugs*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits with Ravel head against him* So what do you want to do?

Ravel: Well I was hoping to see Vex maybe Ghastly won't be thrilled but hey he knows I want to spend time with you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im suddenly in a writing mood! YUS

Mary Contrary said...

Yay, Zaf! :)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Australian accents are the bomb diggity

Especially 5SOS's 😍 <3

Mary Contrary said...

Hiya Mara, Hey Adra. :)

*flinches*
The robot-screams again. :(

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Noelle said...

Sparky, in relation to what you said earlier, perhaps this would be avoidable if Derek posted more often. In any case, I don't believe there should be an issue with us enjoying each other and talking laughing.

And no, I don't mean RP. We talk quite a bit.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*wanders in* Hola

Noelle said...

Hello, Taia.

I'm assuming everyone is stalking, yes? Indeed.

How are you all?

I just saw Ender's Game. I was going to read it first but my da delegated that we see it now, so we did.

It was good, for a stand alone. But the book I imagine has so much more information.

Oh

Also

Sparky

One last point..

Sometimes, there are two people on, or everyone is at school or is asleep, or something. So they might RP or do something. Simply because no one else is on. Just as well, there are tons of breaks in the day. They fill up because everyone gets on either after school or after homework, then the Aussies come because they have just woken up.
It is, to say, packed at 3PM US, 5-7 Aus and 8 UK

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't think it's far that we ask Derek to post more, though.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi again, Zaf. ^^

I'm OK.
But I'm always okay, so I don't really know how much that means.
Discontent? IDK. I feel like I'm missing something.
But nothing is wrong, so, eh, I don't know. Thanks for asking.
How're you doing?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sparky we never said we do usually I just tweet him when we hit 5000 and he may or may not post right away. He goes on Twitter more

Noelle said...

We don't. We just move back.



And, well. I'm not sure. I'm hurt and angry and sad and happy and stressed and terrified all together.

Amongst other things

Emerald Melody said...

Can we not debate about the poxy comments please?

It's pointless, they are gonna be filled up whether anyone likes it or not so there's no point making a drama over it.

Noelle said...

We arent

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*pokes Em* IRIMINION :O

Mary Contrary said...

@Adra&Sparky: I know I've raised the suggestion of re-opening an Overflow Blog. IDK.
I can see where you're coming from, Sparky, but I don't suppose it makes a problem to Derek if we chat. BUt maybe if people, non-chatters, want to comment, relevant to the post, and we've already FILLED the post, I see where that can be troublesome for people.
My thought is, maybe, looking into that Overflow idea, maybe just leaving maybe a half-page of comments over for other people, if they want the space to do what they want to do?
But I don't know. I don't know how much of a problem it may or mayn't be. It doesn't seem to be hurting anybody, at the moment, so... ^^

*hugs Adra* :/
I hope you're feeling better soon. Maybe... What do you have to be happy for? Anything you're looking forward to, in particular?

Hiya, Em.
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Noelle said...

Happy that my stepmum is leaving tomorrow.

Good point, actually.. Really good point. I like that idea, Taia

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*

I may suddenly disappear, or, idk. Something.
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Noelle said...

Alright Taia. *hugs* If you do

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm not complaining about the talking or anything it's just more that...

Like, the amount of time it takes you guys to fill a post makes it look a bit like you guys never go outside or something. And that worries me, y'know?

My Blogland mantra is solid and I stand by it.

Do whatever you want, just remember. This is a website. It's just a website.

And asking Derek to post more is unfair because he's not a machine and he does actually enjoy doing things that aren't writing or blogging, and we should let him do things in his own time, seeing as he gets the biggest deadlines in his life from us anyway...

Sparky Braginski said...

*mumbles*

I've watched this video over forty times and I've only just realised that that's the same wall oh my Snikum that was slow...

Noelle said...

Oh yeah. You and I have the same thing. That's why I don't depend on here or ask for attention, as some do.

You have a point,

But if you don't have any friends, then what else do you do to prevent being lonely?

Noelle said...

What is a Snikum, anyway?

Noelle said...

But yeah:

All of my friends live in the next state over, and as much as I hate it, I have drifted from my friends who went to my old school. I have a minimum of five hours of homework a night. My brothers are depressed and wrapped up with going to college and their girlfriends, by Dad lives in North Carolina, and my mom is doing an online college for her doctorate.

I'm all alone, Sparky- Blogland is the one place where there is always someone to talk to

And that's all I have to say about that

Sparky Braginski said...

Uh, Snikum is a sort of deity that Miles' friends Wilson and Shannon made up.

There's a council of Snikum and everything and...

And...

I'm really sorry to hear that, Adra, but don't you have friends at school or something...?

An extra-curiccular activity?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello?

Sort of here, sort of distant...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Oh dear :3


And please, don't be sorry.

I don't have time for extra curriculars. In any case, most of them are sports and I'm severely asthmatic.

Even if I wanted to then, I live out of the state of the school. I can't join then

Noelle said...

Hello Fabi *hugs*

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs Adra back*

Sparky... Yeah. Yeah, I get that. And I appreciate it.
For me... I think, whether I'm here or not, if it was up to me, and if there were no variables getting me out, I would probably spend the massive proportion of my life within my living space.
I'd go outside, yeah. BUt I don't think I'd go anywhere very much.
And, honestly, I think that much time alone with ONLY my mind would, in the larger likelihood, be kind of disastrous.
Luckily, the world is full of things that force us do go to places and do things and it's those, I guess, that I rely on, as well as having the time I need to be away from people.
I don't know where I'm going with this. I probably mean something. I just don't really know what it is.
I think that everybody has different reasons for doing the things that they do, I suppose. But I think we all need other humans and variety at some point to keep us sane.

I do agree about the asking Derek to post with more frequency: He's human, there are things that he has and wants to do, as well.

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Noelle said...

Travel :,)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Adra, Sparky, Taia, anyone I accidentally missed.

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Star Inkbright said...

I am very anti-pestering, as far as anything is concerned, but also as far as Derek is concerned.

As for people relying on this place . . . I'll always try and be there (in spirit; not me being here 24/7) for them to rely upon me, and anybody can always email me, and I know others say the same. If people want to rely on me, I'll do my best, and I don't see any reason to stop that.

Personally . . . I'm mostly here these days out of habit. Coming here is something I do, so I come here. :P However . . . I've met some of the most amazing people ever here, and I want to see these amazing people, y'know? Also, I have awesomely good times here, which is awesomely good, plus I get so much from this place, in so many different ways. I believe it's made me a better person, and I believe it's helped a lot of people, and . . . Blogland is va, basically. Blogland is va and va is precious. Va is the best thing in the world. Unless you read all of my rants, you won't know what va is, but . . .

*is just kind of rambling away here*

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Star Inkbright said...

Damn. In my story, Hunter went and got himself captured, and now I don't have a clue where I'm taking this thing. -_-

I might have to rewrite that out. It's too early in the story for him to be captured! I'm only 17771 words in!

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Star Inkbright said...

Oh, and msd. *nods*


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Mary Contrary said...

Hey, Fabi. :)

I feel like I have a weird, irrelevant, and confused rant coming on, but I have no idea. It's just a weird kind of sensation and I don't know what it's about. :P

"I believe it's made me a better person, and I believe it's helped a lot of people,"
Star, your words.
Why do your words seemingly always fit so rightly?
Also, Hi Star. :)

I'm gonna be distant. I need to watch something with Justin Pierre in it for a little while.

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Noelle said...

I don't rely.,, I know I have friends and stuff but you all are real too..

Noelle said...

Woooo Star!

Okay Taia, Star

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Is not really sure what to say about the general discussion topic]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Star [hugs]

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Duck said...

GOOD MORNING BLOGLAND!!!

Good morning BlogLANDYans!!!

Noelle said...

Oh gods

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Duck.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: I never suggested you did. However, people, including you, were talking about people relying on this place, so I offered my opinion on the subject. :)

@Taia: I invented a word for that! It was . . . radifying. :) Or some variation of that.
No, wait. Terror, terrifying, terrific. Radifying, rador, radific. Wait, what? Terrific is a word to describe something being good! It doesn't match up!
WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE?????????
I CAN'T BELEVE I DIDN'T REALISE THAT.
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!!!

. . . Anyway. :) *hugs Taia* Thank you. :) Your words are often radifying as well, so I suppose because you can be radifying you recognise rador in others . . .

Thank you. :) *hugs*

Hi Duck! :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I think... Since it's quiet, I'm going to sleep for a bit, if I can.

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Noelle said...

Ah. Okay..

Noelle said...

Go ahead, Fabi *pets her head*

Star Inkbright said...

Okay, Fabi. :) *hugs* Sleep well.

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Duck said...

HELLO ADRA!
HELLO FABI!

You two all well then?

Melica Frost said...

Hey guys :)

Duck said...

.....AND STAR! HELLO STAR!

Star Inkbright said...

MELICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Noelle said...

Meh, you?

Hiya Mels

Star Inkbright said...

@Duck: HELLO DUCK! :)

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Noelle said...

Oh wow Star :3

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*

Hiya Duck.

@Star: Radifying. I'll remember it. Good terminology. *hugs /back* :)


Urnngh. I don't know why Justin Pierre's forgetting and/or screwing up his lyrics makes me feel better but it just DOES. Y'know? He's such an idiot yet so perfect and GOOD and that's comforting, I guess. :)

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Star Inkbright said...

My foot is hurting. I do not know why. *pokes foot*

Oh my gosh, I'm getting into a hyper mood. :O

THIS USUALLY HAPPENS ON TUESDAYS. I THINK IT HAPPENS BECAUSE I REMEMBER THAT IT HAPPENS ON TUESDAYS AND SO IT'S IN MY MIND AND SO IT HAPPENS. -_-

Hyper moods are fun, though. :)

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Melica Frost said...

HEY STAR! I haven't been on in a couple of months :) how are you?
Hey adra!

Duck said...

........AND MELICA!!!!!

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs Fabi* Sleep well. :)

Hi Melica! :)
How're you doing?

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Duck said...

....AND TAIA!!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: Thanks. :) *hugs*

And - because everyone is unique, and to be perfect is to be perfectly you (reference to In the Shadows). Awesomeness makes us smile, so someone just being them-like makes us smile, because they're being perfectly them. :)

@Adra: :) Thanks.

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Melica Frost said...

Hey duck :)
Hey taia! I'm good how are you?:)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Melica: HELLO. :) I SAID THAT ALREADY, BUT IS THERE A LAW AGAINST SAYING IT AGAIN?
I'm good, I think. :) You?

You know, when people ask me how I am, I usually think of all the ways in which I'm good and then reply that I'm good, which is good, because it reminds me how good I am. So I suppose I thank everyone who's ever asked me how I am, because it's been making me feel a very slight amount, but still an amount, gooder in recent *insert period of time*s.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mel: I love your profile picture. :)

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Star Inkbright said...

Well, not ALL the ways in which I am good. I don't think about it in great detail.

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Melica Frost said...

I'm good! And thanks! I believe it aswell :)
I think I may have to go now but I'll probably be on tomorrow :) so bye guys :)

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Duck said...

Bye Mel!!!

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: Hyper-moods ARE pretty fun. :P
*hugs back*
THat captures it pretty well. *nods happily* :)

@Mel: Good to hear - I'm alright, thanks. :)


"Except that tiny bit,
I can't remember shit"
Out of context and probably will make so little sense... But he slips it into what he manages to remember of the verse so seamlessly, and it's so hard to not smile. :P

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Snow said...

(( HELLO PEOLE! I AM HERE!! *pokes all*))

Star Inkbright said...

@Mel: Fours! :( Hope to see you tomorrow!

@Taia: Thanks. :) *hugs*

HUNTER'S GOT CAPTURED. :( IN MY STORY, I MEAN.

@Taia: :)

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Snow said...

'ello starrrrr and taiaaaaa

i have some evil EVIL plans for snow in the RP

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: I know what you mean about feeling good-er because it makes you think about it when you're asked.
And when you still answer just "okay" or something...
I will always remember, Aquila once asked, after I'd responded that way after a long while of consideration, she just replied, "Hm. WHat about happy? Are you happy?"
And that just got me, and I realised so many things, relevant both to the moment and to just general worldliness and lifeliness, and it remains to be my favourite question, maybe, that I've ever been asked.
I starting thinking and realising, and there was this kind of mini-epiphany, and I remember, I was sat on my bus (and I don't often talk to Bloglanders not-at-home but this was an exception) - I remember exactly where the bus WAS, which corner it was turning - and I kind of started smiling and kind of almost crying. And I'm certain that people must've been looking at me like "wtf" but I didn't even care and...
It's a memorable thing, for me. I still need to thank her for it properly, better than I did at the time...

Sorry, you just reminded me of that. :')

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Noelle said...

Bye Mels!

Mary Contrary said...

~Bye Melica!
't'was good to see you! :)

HI Snow! :)
*pokes back*

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Duck said...

SNOWBALLZ!!!

Mary Contrary said...

GODDAMN that was a loud firework.
Like, SCARY-Loud.
And then there were these sudden couple o' drops of rain against the window, like the LOUD of the firework kind of shook the water out of the sky. o0

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Snow said...

DUCKLEZ!!

ADRA

TAIA

STAR

ANYONE ELSE

Noelle said...

Oh gods...

Teriyaki chicken

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Snow! :)

@Taia: :) *hugs* I think part of the reason I think that (about thinking in which ways am I good) is because of you telling us about when Aquila asked you that, actually . . . ;) It's one of those things that stick with you. :)

Oh my gosh. *facepalm* Hunter was trying to think of calm things, so he thought - are bunnies calm? Then he deduced they weren't, because they hop everywhere and stuffs, and then he started thinking how calm things were boring, and how if you thought of calm things when you were stressed you'd just get bored and then frustrated and then more stressed, so he tried to think of happy things, but he didn't have many, so he when back to thinking of bunnies. And he started trying to list the different types of bunny, but he couldn't remember many so he started making them up, and then he started imagining a ear between the different types of bunny, and now I'm going into great detail to try and describe this war, and I've just written half an A4 page explain what kicked this war off, and I just don't even know what I'm doing any more. XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Guys I am in love with Zoella

Star Inkbright said...

*war

NOT EAR.

*explaining

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Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Mara* Hey. :)

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Snow said...

too much happens on here... stuff is so hard to follow... *shrugs* but i guess thats half the fun.

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: Really? *huggles* Thank you, Star. That- that- Hey. Thanks. I- Yeah. *hugs*

MMmmgotta go.

*hugs everyone*

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Snow said...

my cat just came inside from the rain and is sopping wet. she is simultaneously trying to sit on me and dry herself on my jeans...

Snow said...

bye taiaaaa

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Taia! :(

@Snow: Aw. :(

Sorry I'm distant, writing about a bunny war. :)

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Snow said...

bunny war...

god... just thought of cows with guns

Snow said...

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd.
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die...
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dumg

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonald's, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "Enough is Enough!
These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
They chewed their last hay
Cows out-gunned

The order was given, turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns


lol

Noelle said...

Bye Taia

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: That's awesome. :)

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Snow said...

COWS WITH GUNS

google it XD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ideas remind me of a möbius strip sometimes...

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Snow said...

hey fab.

Snow said...

people keep poofing... :'(

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Snow.

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Amethyst Temerity said...

Hi everyone!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

What about cows with guns? Cows? Guns?

It's the apocalypse...

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Amethyst Temerity said...

...cows can't hold guns...can they?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Amethyst

Snow said...

XD PEOPLE!!

GOWS WITH GUNS IS THE BEST SONG EVERRRR

Snow said...

*COWS

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hoof specialized guns...

WHO MADE COW GUNS?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Whats up Amethysist?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Nothing much... What about you?

Snow said...

i'm thinking about starting my evil streak in the RP (not literally evil, i mean evil as in making you want to kill me)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Just with Ravel

Snow said...

ZAVEL ZAVEL ZAVEL

Amethyst Temerity said...

Oh...did I miss something?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Amethyst, Trip, Zaf.

...

I'm starting to behave like a grumpy six year old irl, so the layer of me that's in Blogland will probably start to
A. Be rude and grumpy
B. Overcompensate either by being really formal or apologizing a lot.
C. Leave
D. Make stupid lists

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Amethyst Temerity said...

...wow...are you okay?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hum diddy diddy,
Hands off little Timmie,
He just wanted a biscuit, Jim.

I like lemon tart,
says litttle Timmie, sweetheart,
Hum diddy diddy dim din.

Yaaay!

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Snow said...

ZAVELLLLL

oh and, hi Amethyst. i dont think we've met. Snow Stormberg's the name, detecting's the game

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry, just, I said Hum diddy diddy to myself, and who doesn't take a stroke of genius like that and make it into something!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nothing really besides Zavel!

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hi Snow! How are you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ravel: Hello Amethysist. Trip, *still keeps Zaf's hand*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah, I'm alright.

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Snow said...

good.

@trip amazing. pure genius. you are my idol. such a great, great song.

Amethyst Temerity said...

...Isn't Ravel...wait..everyone already read LSODM right?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yay! My fan counter is now at: 2. Snow, and my Mum! Huzzah!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No. Shh. Keep plot stuff hidden until a few months.

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Snow said...

*facepalm*

Amethyst Temerity said...

oh...ok!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*facepalm at facepalm*

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The Grave of a Coward said...

*lies in the guest bedroom at Adra’s lab*
*asleep*
*the nightmares give way to memory*
*and she remembers*

----The year is 1876. The ballroom in the main building at Oxford is alive with sound and colors and lights. Hundred of people laughing and singing and dancing, jewels glittering on their gowns or waistcoats, and masks hiding ever face from view. Wine is drunk by the crate, food devoured faster than the kitchen staff can bring it out, and everywhere there is talk and laughter and joy.----

. . . Please don’t make me go.

Person: Nonsense, nonsense! You HAVE to go, if only for the sake of your public image, Madam.

Oh, damn and blast my public image. Do you honestly think I have much of one now? Even amongst sorcerers, I am reviled.

Person: Nonsense, nonsense . . .

Snow said...

@trip if you want a song of true genius you have to here my "i knew you were trouble" prody. it's a minecraft version, but it rules XD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Don't spoil LSODM, there are still a few people here who haven't read it...

I have a fan club, sort of... For my chocolate cookies...

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have a suggestion like okay maybe we can vaguely say it like if you read LSODM you'd get it for example

KOTW

1: The god-killer sword isn't that cool?

2: yeah it is I love how it's used

1: and the fighting involved in the book

See how I didn't mention who used the god-killer or anything about it besides its a god-killer sword and i didn't say who fought or when or why? Maybe like that now like obviously the main plot of LSODM I wouldn't go say, but i think very minor vague details are ok. Like we spoiled a few deaths with Derek via Skype and V's mom is only on KOTW but Derek didn't yell at us he kinda just was like well it happend

The Grave of a Coward said...

----Two figures come around the corner, making their way down the candle-lit hall. One of them a young-looking man, well into his 200’s, and wearing a long white lab coat. He has brown hair, sickly green eyes, and the symbol of a caduceus crackling with lightning on his lapel. He is a cleric.
He is accompanited by a woman with long gray hair and dark eyes. She is dressed entirely in men’s clothing, though this is not surprising, as she is sitting, paralyzed in a wheelchair. The cleric is pushing her, and there is a look of utmost distast on her face.----

Just leave me in my room, for God’s sake, Coin . . .

Hershel Coin: Nonsense. I won’t hear a word of it.

I’m already a laughingstock because I can’t wear skirts like a proper lady, I don’t need to be flashed about in a wheelchair at a masquerade I can’t even dance at.

Coin: You won’t be flashed around, and you are certainly a proper lady.

I look like a prat.

Coin: No, you look gorgeous.

I beg your pardon?

Coin: By gorgeous, I of course mean healthy, and well on the road to recovery.

. . . Yes, yes of course.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Ya. I know. That's why I asked to make sure there's still people there who haven't read it!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have zero fan clubs. I do nothing which people can fan club about. Apart from being me... yes... I have one of them... *evil laugh + lightening strike*

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Amethyst Temerity said...

...oh my...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Story of My Life video out at 5pm tomorrow ♡

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well Ametysist as of now we are all events into KOTW so Ravel is Grand Mage in Ireland

Amethyst Temerity said...

Ok!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Woo... my head is weird.
It's definitely not because I stayed up all night last night and only got two hours sleep before that. Definitely not.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Coin: You don’t have a problem with the wheelchair when you play poker on Fridays. And poker is a very unladylike activity.

That’s different. I’ve known Nefarian, Anton, and Erskine for years.

Coin: My point is, don’t worry about how you’ll look. Most of your friends are male, you play poker, you teach monster hunting at Oxford Below, and you wear men’s clothes. At most, they’ll think you’re a queer.

*angrily thumps her armrest*
I am not a queer!

Coin: *softly* Yes, yes I’m certain of that . . .

*sighs heavily*
For the last time, Coin, I certainly do NOT wish to attend this masquerade.

Coin: You don’t have to do a thing. You can just sit in the corner and sulk. Besides, I can think of two compelling reasons for you to go.

Is that right?

Coin: Yes.
*counts off on his fingers*
One, I would very much like to show off the good job I’m done on you. Why, you’re almost ready to leave the wheelchair! And two, you can’t exactly push your own wheelchair, so you go wherever I please. N’est ce pas?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

But Zaf, if you're like me, you'll take that tiny detail about the god killer and put it in your theories and think about it and obsess over it, even if you know it's gonna ruin it for you.

So please, no spoilers, no matter how tiny.

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Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello Saph!

Snow said...

((okay, i'm gonna do some RP stuff now))

RP-----

Lea: *hasn't seen snow in the last 5 days and is trying to find her*

*knows she mentioned something about a monster in a cave she was going to investigate so is looking through her house*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Mara, Anni, and, Amethyst. We haven't met, have we? Here *hands bottle of blogland 2023*

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Amethyst *waves*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Part of what I love about the series in general is the details, though... I still don't think it's fair to spoil even those.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Newcomer?

Hello, Amethyst. My name is Maralie, but you can call me Mara. *hugs* Welcome to Blogland~

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Grins* Either that's a typo or you've learnt to travel in the fuuuuuuuuuuture...

Amethyst Temerity said...

Ya... im new! Just joined yesterday!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Sapphy [hugs]

Mararararalililily! [hugs]

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The Grave of a Coward said...

*crossed her arms*
*sulks*
Yes, yes, I suppose so.
. . .
Ah-HA!
*claps*
I don’t have a costume!

Coin: Yes you do. You’re a man in a wheelchair.

Don’t tease me about such things!
*reaches up and whacks him on the shoulder*

Coin: *laughs*
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’re right. Here.
*peels off his lab coat*
Put this on, and we’ll find you a mask. You can be a demented scientist!

I already AM a demented scientist.
*sulkily puts on the lab coat*
*eyes grow wide*
Wow. This is actually very comfortable.

Coin: *waves a hand*
Keep it! I’ve got plenty more. And what’s the sacrifice of a single lab coat for my favorite patient?

*cranes her neck to look up at him*
You’re a very strange doctor.

Coin: Not as strange as a woman who names herself Doctor . . .

*smiles*
I suppose so.

Coin: Ah! There’s the main hall? Now, don’t worry about it. I’ll just wheel you into a corner and you can . . . I don’t know . . . gossip. Or whatever it is women do at parties. And try to mention how healthy and well on the road to recovery you are. I’m looking at a promotion in future.

And by healthy and well on the road to recovery you mean gorgeous?

Coin: *laughs* Exactly. Remember how gorgeous you look.
*plays with a strand of her hair*
Don’t worry. You’ll be fine

fine

fine

FINE

FINE

FINE . . .

----Precocious wakes up violently and finds herself in Adra’s guest room. She gasps, looks around, and then flops back on the mattress, her eyes brimming with tears. She checks the pocket of the old lab coat she still wears, and then remembers the playing card with the word AWARE on it is gone. Forever.
She cries.----

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Fabibibibibubbles *hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So because 2 or 3 people haven't read LSODM the rest of us are sworn into secracy until if and when they read it? Not right. I mean c'mon even Derek knew eventually it'll happen. You can't expect people to not wanna talk about the book because a few not many havent read it. Its like wow for KOTW November we were fine talking about KOTW yes we addrd spoiler warnings but i mean its not like people need to sit here and hold it in some can do a lot with LSODM events but you tie their hands by having a touchy feely thought on spoilers

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Saph, you underestimate me.

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Snow said...

(( SO MANY PEOPLEEEE))

Lea: *finds a folder with a few scribbled note and a map with a cave circled*

(( I AM GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE ANNOYED! ... hopefully))

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Hugs everyone who said hello to me* *Is glad to see Amethyst again* What should we call you for short? Ame?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's been two months since release, tonnes of people still haven't read it!

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The Grave of a Coward said...

(Hullo, Amethyst. My name is Annika Barnosky, and I play Doctor Precocious. I have a very grand introduction but I am rather too lazy to disclose it here, so I suggest you check Superfluous Adventures. Welcome to Blogland, and, allow me to assure you, you have no idea of what you're getting into.

Also, I dedicate this page to bunnies. Bunnies are so cute like everybody supposes, they've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies.
Bunnies, this page is for bunnies.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Amethysist I am Zafira Kerias Grand Mage of America also a Necromancer

Amethyst Temerity said...

...uh... I don't really care what you call me for short...as long as it sounds good :)

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