Edinburgh tomorrow, where LSODM will be on sale for a few hours, then whipped away again until the 29th, because we're mean...
So... spoilers. I hate spoilers. I hate them as a reader, and I hate them even more as a writer. I don't even like mild spoilers, such as "Just wait till you see what happens to Kenspeckle!" or "All I will say is... Mevolent."
I get it. I do. You have a piece of information that's bubbling inside you, and you want to share it but you know you can't, so you share a sliver, something you think is enough of a hint to be relevant, but not enough to ruin anything... and yet, even this is a spoiler, because it's alerting someone to something big that's coming up...
I happen to have readers who are very respectful to their fellow Skulduggery fans, a fact that still amazes everyone at Harper Collins. I know that's going to continue, but we all have to be vigilant about this stuff.
I write these books for you to read them, to discover them, to experience them, on a page by page basis. It sounds obvious, right? But spoilers wreck that.
Okay, I shall now stop talking about it. But if you see ANY shop selling LSODM before the 29th, tweet me and let me know.
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And also to laser pointers because they're pretty damn awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7LY70IIoSY
MARA GO WATCH
I can't be thirteen
What
No
I'm not a teenager
I'm Mara
The twelve year old
..
THIS IS (US) WEIRD D:
#ChaseForBook9
*tackles Mara nd gives cake* YOU 13 YAY!
*hugs Alexis*
STOP IT I NEED TO STOP CRYING I'M SERIOUS *pokes everyone*
#ChaseForBook9
brb
*giggles* did you see the video my momma gave the link to?
WOOO MARA
*sings happy birthday*
YAY MARALIE WELCOME TO THE AGE OF 13! :D
@Rose: I'm seeing it for my birthday. :)
So I haven;t seen it yet.
But I look TMI, so I'm looking forward to it. :)
@Alexis: *screams* THANK YOU THANK YOU! :)
(I know you gav it to Mara, but I still have the urge to thank you for making it for her, if that amkes sense . . . :P)
@Mara: I still have to give my irl friends presents when I make them cards. -_-
I don't bother with family members, though. :)
And, I enjoyed drawing it. SO DON'T MOAN. :P
OoOoOoOoOo, a word. *eats it*
My brother for some reason has decided he likes the phrase "Eat it." He yells "EAT IT!" at the screen on Super Mario Bros when he doesn't actually mean eat. It always reminds me of Slipknot's song People = Shit.
WHOSE LIFE IS IT?
GET IT?
FEEL IT!
SEE IT!
EAT IT!
SPIN IT AROUND SO I CAN SPIT IN ITS FACE!
I WANNA LEAVE WITHOUT A TRACE
COZ I DON'T WANNA DIE IN THIS PLACE!
@Mara *again*: NOOOOOOO DON'T BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE ERRORS MORE WHEN IT'S BIG! D:
If you see it from quote far away, it looks okay . . . or if you kind of squint at it so your eyelashes mask your vision slightly. :)
But THANK YOU. *hugs*
It means a lot to me that you would do that. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
lol poor Mara must be sobbing
@Rose: Okay. :)
@Mara: I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THAT.
I SPENT HALF THE TIME WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN WANTING TO BE TWELVE.
AND FOURTEEN, WANTING TO BE THIRTEEN.
YOU WATCH, I'LL BE SAYING FOR SIX MONTHS STARTING NEXT MONTH THAT I WISH I WAS FOURTEEN. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Fourteen is when it all goes downhill *winks*
And then at 16 everything just gets plain awesome.
January I will be turning 16 :O im 15 now to unconfuse those who are, and I plan to do the party in the style of the Reqium Ball and hopefully get Derek to attend via Skype somehow
I'll eb gone for about an hour in ten...
*nods*
If Trip comes on... Don't let him leave- I promised to fill him in
I'll make sure Trip leaves Adra :)
15 in March!!! *squee*
Oh you're too nice, Niece
17 in November. I can drive! Hell yeah. :D
Adra is the youngling
@Adra: *laughs* I'll tell him not to leave. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*huggles* Love you Aunt Adra!
AND HUNTER'S . . .
*hesitates*
I'm not sure how old he is atm.
I change it depending on the point of timeline I'm thinking about . . .
In my head, he's rarely less than a hundred, though.
He doesn't generally know how old he is. He usually has to check. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Adra is a youngling but Adra skipped a grade, so :D
I HAVE A ONE DIRECTION CAKE
BUT I CAN'T EAT HARRY D:
HE'S TOO... SWEET
;D
Sorry oh god that was terrible
#ChaseForBook9
Im over 200...wait woah I am 200....1813 i was born hell...where did those centuries go?
Over 400.
Also.
I will have to leave for an hour in a second so msd
How old is Daddy?
Roughly the same age as me. Give or take a year or so
@Mara: *LAUGHS* XD
#ChaseForBookNine
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARA.
[hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
MARA
GOD
*does not make an innuendo*
Bye!
*hugs*
*nervously wanders off*
Got a copy today and the store didn't seem to have put them out today either... but that's in Sweden, maybe the 29th doesn't count here?
http://i43.tinypic.com/243jcic.jpg
*hugs Fabi*
THANK YOU FABIGAIL<3
ZAF I COMMENTED
THANK YOU <3 *hugs*
Idsav dqshuodeqv huq *hugs everyone* <3
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, have you read my story?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BLOGSISTER WHO I ADORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *tacklehugs Mara*
#ChaseForBook9
*tacklehugs Luci*
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *hugs again* I ADORE YOU SO MUCH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3
ILYASM *hugs everyone*
I got a watch and earrings *nods*
And 1D stickers :3
#ChaseForBook9
Wbd - doing final edits of ITS and reading COLS. c:
#ChaseForBook9
Momma is stalking her mailbox its kinda funny i think she hopes Amazon will send it out
HI MUSHROOM!!!!!!! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*flies in on a flying platform of awesome*
Hey guys!
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Trip you can't leave until Adra is back in 45min
Oh, okay.
#ChaseForBook9
She told us to make sure you didnt leave :) GUESS WHAT? JAYLA IS OUT SOMEWHERE WITH KNOWING HER TRUE NAMER
YES. TRIP, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!
*handcuffs him to tree*
#ChaseForBookNine
*appears* Hello lunatics. Yes, I have found out my true name and now I got it sealed so none of you can control me. Ever.
Oh hey Jayla.
*tugs at the handcuffs* Are these bound?
#ChaseForBook9
I think my denim shorts are falling apart . . . :P
They're frayed ones, except I've picked most of the fray off the bottom, and where you have random holes, most of the random white thread spanning the holes has undone. *frowns*
Whoops.
#ChaseForBookNine
WHAT SHOULD I LISTEN TO *frowns*
DNA OR TAKE ME HOME
(LM'a album or 1D's)
IDK MAN
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Trip. *smiles watching him being tied to a tree* How seet, like a pet.
@Jayla: Yeah, I wouldn't be to sure about that.
Do I have to fight you or something? Because I'm sort of tired.
#ChaseForBookNine
trip, you appear to be stuck to a tree
@Trip: Yes. :)
@Mara: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! *screams*
ONE OF THEM!!! :)
Oh shit, have to go soon. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
No, Hunter. I did not start a fight yesterday and I have no wish to start one today. Adra attacked me while my true name was in control.
TAKE ME HOME
I LOVE THAT ALBUM!
I LISTENED TO IT ON THE PLANE, WHILST WRITING SOME FEELSY ITS SCENES!:D
#ChaseForBook9
Oh, okay, cool. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
That's fantastic. *draws sword and carefully cuts off handcuffs*
ell, Jayla, even though I know you're going to cause trouble, I'm not going to hurt you until that inevitably happens.
So how did you discover your true name?
#ChaseForBook9
*takes out the true name serum* Stole this from Zafira. Injected it into myself and look at me. I can become powerful and do what I wanted to do. *shrugs* Actually I have begun. *shows him a newspaper headline in Boston: Family found dead in their apartment.
. . . Hunter has RedRay handcuffs, if you'd rather I used those . . . :)
#ChaseForBookNine
He ought to use it on Zafira, I look forward to seeing her in pain.
*clicks fingers and a small ball of energy appears inside Jayla, it expands at half the speed of sound. Unless she's a god of some sort or something, she gets reduced to tiny chunks of flesh and blood after being ripped apart*
#ChaseForBook9
*Chase looks down at Trip from the branch of the tree he's sitting on*
It's all getting very kinky with the handcuffs Castalan.
trip, why do you think that will kill her?
@Jayla: Wonderful.
Maybe I do need to fight you. I don't want you interfering with things.
I can fight you tomorrow though, I suppose.
#ChaseForBookNine
That is if I don't kill a few more people tonight. *smiles* Which is of course, impossible to stop me. *appears floating* New found ability! FLOATING
... Because it rips her to shreds. The ball expands from inside of her, ripping her flesh and bones apart.
#ChaseForBook9
*levitates* WELL LEVITATING IS BETTER THAN FLOATING. THE WORD IS LONGER.
#ChaseForBookNine
I'm constantly floating. Because I'm a BUBBLEEEEEE. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*sighs* How can you use magic if the handcuffs are bound? I really was not supposed to die yet.
Dammit, gtg. :(
Be back in about an hour . . . See you then. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
'Cause, you know, if something expands from inside you, it can't just go through you, its going to take up the space you once occupied, and therefore, you must go somewhere. That, is everywhere.
#ChaseForBook9
I cut them off. Remember?
#ChaseForBook9
*creates a sonic machine and fires at jayla* that should stop the energy ball
I mean, really shoddy workmanship if I'm honest, but still.
Bye Star! See you soon!
#ChaseForBook9
that is a good idea trip, but she will ot die today
Oh...I missed that bit...oops. *sighs* Seriously I'm not causing trouble here can we not kil me?
No it shouldn't. That doesn't make any sense.
Also, it expanded at half the speed of sound. By the time you realise it's even happening all her organs are crushed.
#ChaseForBook9
do you need me to explain how it works and i didnt realise the speed
Yeah no. I'm not dying yet I ought to have a fighting chance.
... You killed a random family, and will clearly just be a recurring pain for us, who will never ever get arrested, and at best eventually die, like the wannabe Alistair that you are. So I thought it best to kill you know. Which, in fact you are!
#ChaseForBook9
Why? You're a murderer. It's my job to bring you down as effectively and as efficiently as possible. Why would I give you a fighting chance?
#ChaseForBook9
So you can't just NOT kill me? Yeah no if you want to kill me ask because the person who created me may have actually wanted me for something. Plus it isn't easy to kill me with energy you guys don't even know if its me or an image which I intend to let you decide for yourselves. *vanishes*
trip, you wont kill jayla
Do any of you know my sister at all? She won't die unless you know it's her. I tried on several ocasions to murder her. I suggest a small group effort to bring her down. She's smart enough to never show herself to people, she probably was in the trees leviatating her reflection.
Hey, this is what Trip does. If you want her for something, figure a way out of it. Like the illusion thing.
Still killed the image though. So meh.
#ChaseForBook9
javier, why would we kill her?
Better then most people Trip. Most people dont survive to kill the image.
Because she evades capture. Though nobody has actually handcuffed her before so Trip, you did do the almost impossible by handcuffing her.
I'm hardly most people am I Javier?
Some days, I could destroy the planet with that technique if I felt so inclined, I think I can handle your miscreant sister.
#ChaseForBook9
I didn't handcuff her. I simply blew her up.
#ChaseForBook9
no, she should be placed in a cell. not killed
Star, thanks for the comment on my story.
Oh, Star isn't here. Oh well.
Ah, we'll never manage to arrest her.
#ChaseForBook9
That was an image. did you notice the trees move? Honestly if you can capture her it'd be fun. Then again I probably should be in the cell next to her.
well, if you wish to kill her, then you will have to kill me
Edward what possessed you to be so attached to Jayla?
I did get her before. Before she learned her true name. If she doesn't fear what I can do to her still...
She is a fool.
#ChaseForBook9
And Snow for that matter?
*grins*
#ChaseForBook9
Jayla may actually fear you she just wont show it. She's about 400yrs old so she had a lot of time to possess fears. you are one of them
who told you trip? *lightning curls round arm*
javier, she was my master when i lost my memory
*laughs* Snow let it slip. *grins*
Oh good Javier.
#ChaseForBook9
I wish to see her live to pay the price, death is too easy for her.
snow?
Hi babes!!
hello adra *throws lightning at trip*
gtg, dinner. See you all soon!
*laughs some more at Snowlock. I thought it was just a joke! But look at it now.*
#ChaseForBook9
*deflects lightening* Hey!
Okay. Really going now.
#ChaseForBook9
bye trip
Uh, okay.
What's happening
None of you are killing Snow.
Snowlock is to stay intact, Capische?
when did trip find out?
About Snow?
Well... She was hinting at it but I might have just blatantly said it. Last night, though
*storms off into shadow*
*laughs* Snowlock.
Hmm. We don't everyone talk at once
tadra
Harralie
#ChaseForBook9
CHEMERALD
*doesn't have a ship name to say*
*finishes destroying ice fortress*
ROLEX??
But Snowlock... *grins, chuckling*
*keeps throwing cheese at everyone*
*keeps dodging*
*creates time vortex to the jurrassic era*
So much....cheese.
I am so glad I'm not lactose intolerant.
Also-
Where are you going Ed?
*jumps through* to destroy
Destroy what?
I wonder how much worse my mother's day can get..
She can manage- we all have those days
to destroy the core of the earths timeline. i will stop the dinsaurs becoming extinct, stopping evolution
I think after she found out she wasn't gonna meet Derek thanks to NJ's friend, I think it went downhill from there.
But the dinosaurs are already extinct.
And- ah... Well, there will be more opportunities
im travelling in time. and the dinosaurs are the key point of the earths timeline. *watches as asteroid draws nearer*
Yeah, fun fact- if they live, the world might just become more advanced. *chuckles* I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs dying is a fixed point.
I was actually gone for longer than an hour, because we were wactching Once Upon A Time on the Channel 5 equivilent of iPlayer, and it kept buffering and stuff.
Our area has different thingies to the rest of the country, so there is only ONE broadband we can use - no one the others are compatiable - so obviously, as there is no competition, the local broadband gives us really bad offers and we have to acept it or simply live without any broadband. Therefore, we have rubbish connection all the time. I mean, we pay extra for high-quality and speed, and it's still shit.
It's got better since my dad did something with the thing, so now we can actually watch things on iPlayer with people moving mostly correctly a lot of the time, instead of just jerking from one image to the next like a slide-show. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
fixed points can be changed.
Um
but basically they're just sitting there talking about their movie and then out of nowhere harry gets up and screams in harvey's face about how a girl walked
#ChaseForBook9
*none of
Not no one. -_-
Might birng Hunter back. Idk.
Hi. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
HI MARA!
*laughs* :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Hunger! Friend! *laughs*
Edward, you are welcome to try but you'll just get killed
MARA. THANK YOU FOR HAVING A BIRTHDAY.
YOUR PRESENT WILL PROBABLY BE LATE AT
THIS POINT, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE!
On that note, hello! Distantly here for about an hour.
#ChaseForBook9
correction, vwe will all be killed. *charges energy blast*
Star, thanks for the comment on my story. It was meant to surprise so yeah I'm glad it did. ^^
Hi Fabi!
*hits Ed with a heavy duty tranquilliser dart*
*collapses as asterooid draws nearer*
Do not power off or unplug your machine.
I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, WINDOWS.
#ChaseForBook9
Mara is the computer being mean?
*drags him back through the portal and mirrors one next to it so all of the energy goes straight through and back again*
*hugs Fabi* *laughs*
You're welcome, I guess XD
STOP GIVING ME PRESENTS YOU GUYS D:
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Adra!
Hi Edward!
Hi Star!
Hi Mara!
Hi Alexis!
#ChaseForBook9
*Chase sits with his leg lazily dangling off the branch of the tree, staring out into the lake*
[hugs Mara back]
BUT PRESENTS ARE FUNNNNN!
#ChaseForBook9
Yes it is *pouts*
WAIT NVM
#ChaseForBook9
Em Zaffy seriously upset....Meh NJ probably cant go to Dublin :/
I have to go now but I might be back later so bye!
Adra, if you haven't done already you might want to read my story.
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
*wakes up and creates large amount of electricity in hand* why wont anyone let me destroy humanity
You really get annoying. You won't win. End of story.
Zaf, there will be more chances
*leans back, feeling the impact of the asteroid but ignoring it*
*licks a lollipop*
(It's a trek from Northern Ireland to Dublin Zaf, plus it's too close to school time so you have to understand from her point of view. You know she would go if she could. You just have to accept it and wait for the next time.)
Because we said so, Edward. Now be a good boy and sit in your corner
Bye Dragona!
Hi Rhyd!
*waves*
Hi Ed!
#ChaseForBook9
(She herself can, but the person she was supposed to go cant or maybe they can but she says it is more likely no. )
Hi Adra!
#ChaseForBook9
*fires all electricty through portal and waits*
Hello Em [hugs]
@Ed Uh, because humanity doesn't want to be destroyed, thank you very much?
#ChaseForBook9
*the energy bounces back and hits Edward*
*shakes her head* Derp
Hello Rhydian!
#ChaseForBook9
What are you talking about?
#ChaseForBook9
(Derek has put the publication day signing in an awkward part of the city. And if her dad couldn't drive them down, it's quite a daunting thing to try and figure out how to get to the other side of the city.
Just take a breath and relax. There will be other times and other signings. Just put yourself in NJ's shoes*
*waves energy away and creates a new vortex to ancient egypt and runs through*
Hi Fabi!
#ChaseForBook9
*Chase jumps down from the tree and lands beside Adra*
Hey Dark.
For Chrissakes, Edward.
*waves him off, wandering towards the campfire*
*grins* Horowitz!
I heard you a mile away
Help me, my sister is being a bitch
#ChaseForBook9
too late adra *is now in the future surrounded by space police*
(She said she'll be taking a train)
ugh he gets annoying
first?
*Chase smiles*
You wish you heard me a mile away. Ye ain't that good.
*looks out to the horizon and sighs*
Damn, I've missed this place.
Good.
I deciate this page to all those people who can't go to any signings because it sucks, maybe there will be other times.
To Mara becasue its her 13th birthday.
Chase? What the heck?
#ChaseForBook9
*wanders the lake bored*
No but I heard your energy- that's quite different, yeah?
*smile falters* It's been tough. But... It could be worse.
What's going on?????
#ChaseForBook9
Deacon...
A puppy is what is happening
What could be worse than this Adra?
I can feel her, feel that darkness within her. It's sickening. She's not my melody anymore.
How could I have let this happen to her?
Gtg now. :(
Bye!
#ChaseForBook9
*glances at Chase about to say something then doesnt* Probably not allowed to speak
(Zaf she would have to get the train into Dublin, walk through the town, over the river to get to the bus stop, to get a bus which could take close to an hour before she gets to Liffey Valley. Then she has to cue for a few hours, just to repeat the journey back to the train station.
How in the hell is she going to manage that?)
Ah, well- it was Deacon. There wasn't anything you could have done, really. But we'll get her back.
Rhydian, Er. Deacon might have brought chase back to fight Em for access to an underground temple for some reason
*wakes up in bound cell*
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