And here we are, coming in late (as usual)... The winners of the strapline competition. So many cool entries. A lot of similar ones, and unfortunately that meant we couldn't put those in the final ten. There were lots of "Burn, Baby Burn!" and suchlike, which would have been so cool to see on a cover if we'd only had one entry for it...! I love the winning entries, though, so a huge congratulations to everyone who took part.
And the winners are...
Hugo Peach
Evan Jenkins
Harriet Langley
Tom Wood
Jack Holton
Ashan Ali
Laura MacKenzie
Nigethan Sathiyalingham
Phoebe Ryall
Megan Smales
All the winners receive two signed glossy prints of the cover with their own strap line. Awesome.
Oh, and to remind you, the comments section below is NOT for spoilers!
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OH MY GOD.
SPARKY>
IT IS BOTH AND WHO IS FIGHTING? I"M NOT RIGHTING. *shoots Zath with a paintball*
...
You know what, I'm going to let that last bit pass on one condition.
*flying tackles Adra*
NO PAINTBALL IN MY TREEHOUSE
I get to choose the music.
... Condition?
Hey, the ball was being held by me.
Crazy bitch.
-throws several grenades into Chester-
lol. Zaths your bitch.
Oh.
Oh.
*looks around*
Go fucking nuts, brah, idgaf.
OH FUCK
I'M SORRY I NEVER MISS
NOT EVEN AT ZATH????
YAY!
For the first song of the night...
*starts playing S-S-S-Saturday*
Hello
Saph, I know I asked you to the dance, and you called me at midnight to wake me up. So I guess we may as well dance. *offers hand*
Malik: *looks around* Looks really nice here. You've done a good job, Sparky!
*steps on 'A Duck'*
*stomps on it*
*lots of times*
*with big spiky boots*
*grabs it by the neck and hisses into its face*
You stay the fuck out of Chester.
*dances like a motherfucking pro*
*courtesies to Malik*
I do try.
Can I just point out how amusing it is to watch you do this literally every time you come to Blogland?
*stands to the side eating Skittles*
*forces Zath to twerk, threatening him with a spear*
M&M'S
*hurls them at Miss*
Animal abuse. Bitch.
No.
Just no.
Adra.
No.
You're crossing the line.
Adra.
No.
*walks over to Missy*
*Watches Adra dance*
*Spins around to look at Alex Seriously? Did you spend ages trying to work out the worst possible way to ask me to dance?
*laughs* C'mere *starts dancing with Alex*
*pokes him with a spear* GOOOOO
*throws Skittles back at Zath*
*then throws giant ice tea*
Shut up, Zath.
...
I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE
-comes in twerking-
Firstly, I would rather endure the continued existence of ducks in general - though even one in particular - than do that.
Secondly, I can't anyway. I've still got a screwed up spine. So HAH.
DANCE, SARGE, DANCE
SKITTLES! *Grabs* *Gulps down* I love Skittles* *Dances over the fallen Duck*
Hey, anyone fancy fresh meat? Like, maybe duck pancakes? :P
OH MY FUCK
*falls to knees in front of Adra*
THANK YOU
*Glances at Miley* MY EYES! MY EYES!
*falls to ground attempting to breathe*
AND WE CANT STOP
AND WE WONT STOP
-continues twerking-
*rolls around* 500% done.
ZATH.
*pokes him with a spear* GO BE ROBIN THICKE
Idek who is talking or what is going on anymore but it's funny
OH DEAR GOD.
*goes and hides in the furthest corner of Chester*
*drowns it out with Slipknot music*
*literally cannot stop laughing*
DAMMIT ADRA YOU'RE MEANT TO BE FINDING ME A DRESS NOT MAKING ME WANT TO DIE LAUGHING
*Pulls out daggers and impales Miley through the throat* *Looks at Sparky warily* That doesn't count as a fight, does it? She was trying to KILL OUR BRAIN CELLS!
*sits on beanbag*
*takes out phone*
*goes onto instagram*
*takes selfie*
'at Requiem Ball, waiting for @Harry_Styles to get his pretty little arse over here. Love you baba x'
#ChaseForBook9
OH YEAH BITCH
BE ROBIN THICKE
SO WE CAN RE ENACT THE VMAs
LET ME RUB MY CHICKEN FILLETS ALL OVER YOUR SILKY BANANA.
I TOLD YOU I ONLY FOUND FIVE HUNDRED PICTURES OF WATCHES, HOOR
*puts headphones on Zath that are playing Miley Cyrus*
*nods at Saph*
You're so far in the clear it's funny that you're asking.
I have nothing to say... so I'll shut up and I'll be watching you till I HAVE something to say.
Who the hell even is Robin Thicke?
-eyes glow red-
I WILL NEVER DIE.
*huggles Mara* I LOVEYOU HE WILL BE HERE SOON
*walks in* Hi?
...
SHE WON'T DIE!
SHE'S A ZOMBIE!
I knew it! *hacks at Miley with both daggers and sets fire to her*
He's that Blurred Lines guy that Miley Cyrus publicly molested...
OH GOD NO
MILEY CYRUS
D:
WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, MILEY?
WHYYYY
#ChaseForBook9
HEY SPARKY
I FOUND THE PERFECT DRESS
http://www.zsit.com.au/ebay/product-img/onesies/cc.jpg
That's just what Disney does to you
HERE SPARKY
https://www.google.com/search?q=quartz%20color%20dress&rlz=1C1CHWA_enUS518US518&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=N-MhUuzwIMe_sAT-9oDgDQ&biw=1517&bih=741&sei=OuMhUpzHCbTNsATGsIHIAw#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=tagTYE2Ci09hBM%3A%3B0i8jJXYHQdPH3M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi.ebayimg.com%252Ft%252FNEW-Sports-Fashion-Wrist-Watch-Quartz-Outdoor-Candy-Color-Dress-Lady-Children-F-%252F00%252Fs%252FODAwWDgwMA%253D%253D%252Fz%252FiyQAAOxyepRRxAL7%252F%2524T2eC16Z%252C!)UE9s3wDee5BR)!L7Diig~~60_35.JPG%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.com%252Fitm%252FNEW-Sports-Fashion-Wrist-Watch-Quartz-Outdoor-Candy-Color-Dress-Lady-Children-F-%252F230912917143%3B300%3B300
I'm gonna be a shitty Harry, but... I'll do my best for you Mara, just so you don't have to keep rping for him. I know none of you want me to be him, but... I'll try.
Sparky; YAY! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I want her to die...
Hi Eld! *tackleglomps*
Okay, I'm tired and it's way past midnight and I have to get up early in the morning. Bye!
WHY ARE THEY WATCHES
WHY
-walks into the ball, searching for Maralie-
I FUCKING TOLD YOU I LOOKED UP "QUARTZ COLORED DRESS" AND THEY'RE ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAMN ASS FUCKING WATCHES BITCH
LOTA! *huggles*
THAT IS WHAT I DID FOR YOU HOOR.
YOU BETTER FUCKING APPRECIATE THE THREE MINUTES IT TOOK
I still say my suggestion was better.
Awh, Alex... *hugs*
Thank you. :)
#ChaseForBook9
WHOA ABC 3 ARE PLAYING MADOKA MAGICA WHICH IS PROBABLY THE MOST FUCKED UP ANIME EVER EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKED UP WHOAAAAA SLOW DOWN ABC 3
idek anymore
*sits down awkwardly in the middle of the room. starts eating skittles*
NO
BE A WATCH
ZATH IS INFERIOR
HAMSTERS OR PANDAS WHATEVER THAT WAS
ARE INFERIOR TO
WATCHES
Derekd just about to start, back later
Psst, Blaze.
*sidles over to her side*
Psssssst.
-walks further into the room-
Hello? -walks up to Zathract-
Have you seen Maralie anywhere?
MISSY! *huggless* (is going to get changed.)
Front Row
I'm so dead.
I am so dead.
*hits Zath with a knife*
YAY
You hit me with a knife?
Harry? Mara's over there. *points to Mara* She's waiting for you.
YOU JUST SAID THAT TWICE.
*hits him with a knife again*
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO SPEAKING
*tackles Zath*
NO BLOOD ON MY FLOOR
HOW IS IT EVEN MY FAULT WHAT THE FUCK
*laughs*
Thanks Sparky boo!
*pulls out a can of pepper spray*
*screeches at the blood now pooling onto my floor*
NO BLOOD
NOOOO
((I AM BUYING LSODM RIGHT NOW AT THE SECOND OH MY GOD))
*hums* *looks down at phone*
#ChaseForBook9
YOU JUST TACKLED ME AND MADE IT WORSE
HI SPARKY! *huggles*
Ellld!
YOU COULD SAY THERE WAS
BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR
*dies*
-spots Mara-
Hey, beautiful.
-sits down next to, in a normal tuxedo without a bow tie and with the two top buttons undone-
NOPE ADRA NOPE
*leaves bloody floor for a second and turns attention to Blaze*
There's a little map of the ballroom further up the page, if it helps. :)
MILES MOP THAT SHIT UP
Adra, that was...
Terrible.
#sorry #not sorry #yolo #swag #swaggie #summer #school #dicks #twelveyearolds #Hollah
Well FUCK YOU TOO
*runs upstairs and returns in my dress*
Yes yes now the party can really start
*takes of trench coat* OMNOMONONM *eats more skittles*
YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
*murmurs* Ya little shit. :P
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SPARKY BRAGINSKI
*dances provocatively with chair*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
*frowns*
I look that bad?
(I have 20 min then I'll have to leave... I'm still watching you. Mwahahahaha)
DAUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dance with ME!! *hands skittles and stands huggling DAU!*
NO
ZATH IS JUST A DICK
Sparky, that's beautyful!!
Ugh. Can't write any more... -.-
But... He's my bitch!
His fashion sense is FAR better than my own!!
*twerks through the peasants*
he's a guy, Sparky.
Sparx, you look gorgeous!
*munches on Skittles*
poor Dragona:( *pats on shoulder* there there
*sits on the couch with Malik who is waiting for Alexis*
I've run out of words to describe how much I hate you.
And I didn't even TRY.
What does that say?
I don't know, but when I work it out, I'll turn it into a point against you.
*looks up* Oh, Haz. *looks relieved* I thought you weren't going to show.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm essentially a guy when it comes to appearance, I swear.
MARA STOP IGNORING MEEE
:C
HEY L!
SO it was you typing!
Bitch.
*twerks next to Zath*
*moves along down a hallway*
ELD!
*dances*
HEY ELD! *waves*
*whacks Adra*
Eld! Dau. Prettyyyy by the way
SORRY HARRY/ALEX I'M DISTANT BECAUSE LSODM
#ChaseForBook9
I'm actually going to try and stay concentrated on this conversation now.
Yay.
Oh.
Well, it took me a while to find a mysterious world that doesn't exist and consists of ducks dropping liquid nitrogen and crazy bitches complaining about blood on the floor.
And Adra's bad, BAD jokes.. And ADRA YOU CANT TWERK.
AND -prepares for ultimate insult- EVEN MILEY CYRUS CAN TWERK BETTER THAN YOU! (Results are the same as dividing by zero)
PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN
*kicks Zath in the face, agile as hell*
*prances away*
Thaaanks Adra!
*clumsly falls around the place with Dau* I cant dance... HI ADRA! join us MISSY!
Zath are you paying any attention to the music?
FUCK OFF I CAN TWERK BITCH
*throws Adra into the lake*
AND STAY OUT.
Of course I'm paying attention to the music.
People = Shit by Slipknot.
Problem?
In my imagination the ball was completely different.... hm...
OH FUCK NO
*stabs him with a Barbie doll*
MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU WANNA GO
WE CAN FUCKING GO
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY WE'D
...have a ball
NYUKNYUKNYUK
*laughs* Alright, I get you. You're an amazing twerker, by the way. *winks*
((HOLY CRAP BSE CAME ON THE RADIO))
#ChaseForBook9
Oh my God.
*hugs Adra from behind*
Calm down.
*dumps her on a beanbag and walks up to Zath*
You had no right to throw her out.
Eld, however bad you are at dancing, I'm ten times worse.
*Mr. Bean dances*
I had every right.
She was twerking.
(Btw that was an A-grade fucking pun)
YEAH ZATH'S A DICK
FUCK YOU TOO
You had no right, she's all nice and dressed up and you threw her in a lake.
That's what assholes do.
Are you an asshole, Zathract?
BITCH
If you're around?
Most definitely.
Starting to feel slightly awkward... I mean, you with your pretty dresses. Dresses dont suit me, I haz no style. I stick with my Whovian dress... or maybe i should wear a suit...
IM AWESOME... dont mind me, im on a bit of a high
Actually I landed on a rock... So my makeup or whatever shit isn't messed up.
Adra, can I have a link to that dress?
WHOVIAN DRESSES = AWESOMENESS.
Don't worry Eld, I think I might be slightly on a high as well.
And idek know why.
It was probably the Skittles.
*scowls at Zath*
Prick.
*watches Adra closely*
Please be careful.
... i cant even manage the awesome o a MR BEAN DANCE! *drunken giraffe dance:)*
I cannot fathom what the hell is going on
NIX!
*tackles him into the lake*
^ hell is going on
*flips Zath off*
Watch it, buster.
NIX
*tacklehugs*
FRIEND
SPARKY I AM NEVER CAREFUL
HELLO NIX!! *tacklehugs*
Hi Nix!
Long time no see. :)
i just watched a season and series final of two really good shows. ;-; too sad.
NO, MORGAN FREEMAN.
NO
Adra...
Please?
If not for me, but for my beautiful, gorgeous Chester?
NIX! HELLOOOOOOO!
GUYS THEY'RE ANNOUNCING ITS' RELEASE DATE ON MONDAY, IM SO DAMN EXCITED
Good evening to everyone
Or Good Night... Or morning, depending where you are. I'ma just stick with evening. Sounds more classy
*chews lip*
*plays with phone*
#ChaseForBook9
Eld: of DW?
lol only Adra would tell Morgan Freeman no.
Zathract, I have a confession to make...
I love you. So very much.
-does the ultimate twerk for Zathract-
IT STARTED??
KILL ME WITH FIRE
HI NIX! *throws pizza at nix.*
its tradition... once... or it is now... from now on. *nods*
*hugs Luci* :)
#ChaseForBook9
YOU FUCK
YOU FUCK
YOU LITTLE TINY SHIT FACED FIRE FUCKING DICK MILK
Hello, Zaf.
*chases after Adra*
Behave, dammit!!
1st?
I WILL EAT YOUR NIPPLES OFF
AND THEN STICK YOUR DICK IN LAVA
OH DAYUM
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME YOU SHIT
Nice one, Zathy boy.
Oh and for the Skype call do bother trying to addme!
ADRA.
YOU JUST CALLED HIM A LITTLE TINY DICK MILK
WHAT
THE ACTUAL
FUCK
AFTER I DO SEXUAL THINGS WITH ZATHRACT INVOLVING SEVERAL APPLES, AND MAYBE A BANANA!
Nice to know that maturity is embraced by everyone still
LANGUAGE, ADRA!
ALEX YOU FUCK
GET OFF MY PROFILE
Dau: No. Broadchurch and The Town.
;-;
should be watching supernatural. but a ball sounds like more fun. besides the social part. i dont like socialness.
and the people part. i dont like people.
and the dancing part. i cant dance.
...why arent i watching supernatural? or right, the free food. got it.
Dau: No. Broadchurch and The Town.
;-;
should be watching supernatural. but a ball sounds like more fun. besides the social part. i dont like socialness.
and the people part. i dont like people.
and the dancing part. i cant dance.
...why arent i watching supernatural? or right, the free food. got it.
Too much cursing here... I'll go. I might return later but I don't know yet. Bye!
*points to Alexis* ADRA DARK WE HAVE AN 11 YEAR OLD PRESENT AS GRAND MAGE OF AMERICA I DEMAND THAT YOU HAVE SOME OUNCE OF MATURITY!
THAT ISN'T ME THAT'S ALEX OR DYLAN OR WHATEVER
GUYS
HELP
OH
IT'S FUCKING DYLAN
DYLAN
FUCK OFF
hey zaf
*hugs the real Adra* Sorry, bbz, ilymtjlm.
HAHAHHHAHAH ADRA OKAY I JUST-
HAHAHAHAHAH
BLAZE YOU WATCH BROADCHURCH??????
*TWERKS FOR ALEXIS*
You like that, sexy?
Why should Dylan be gone?
And who is Dylan?
*does the Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box*
#ChaseForBook9
SUDDENLY THIS PLACE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ANYONE UNDER 13.
Dylan, Nix.
It's OUR Dylan.
Dylan Silver.
Kai Oblivion.
Trelaque.
[INSERT THE THOUSAND MILLION GAZILLION OTHER NAMES HE'S HAD HERE]
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