Well... that was fun.
My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.
I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)
I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.
No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!
RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!
I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.
My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.
RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!
I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.
RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!
Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?
No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.
And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.
RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.
I have spoken.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4910 Newer› Newest»Nice ded, Lav.
Bye, Eve!
It's cold. I'm tired. I'm p*ssed off. And I have an exam.
Clearly today is going to be a good day...
BYE EVE!!
HELLO THERE L!
I was thinking instead of mixing, you could beat it(why I said to show the tuna who's boss. :P)
Heh.
*fails at jokes*
Thanks Fabi. :)
Hi L. Why you mad? I wish you luck on the exam. :)
Alright. I'm back. Turns out I didn't have to mix it, but I was close enough to have to hold my breath.
Hello Luci. Good luck on your exam...
LAAAAAAAAAV. XD
Hi Lucy-Anna!
Hi again Eve!
I used to like tuna... Then I didn't. Now it depends on how I'm feeling.
Welcome back, Eve.
YOU CAN DO THAT EXAM, L!!
AND WB EVE!
EEEEEEEEVE. XD
:P
*just remembers*
OH!
*facepalms*
I dedicate to the color purple too! It's an awesome color.
*whispers*
I can still add to the ded, right? It's not too late?
[nods] Yep, you can Lav.
Bravo! Purple rocks!!!!!
Yeah!
*high fives Fabi*
[High fives Lav]
Will be extra distant for a few minutes...the home stretch of my MC chapter...
Okay.
*feels bad*
I've kinda been avoiding the MC blog recently...
To answer Jubi's question- yesterday was it? I have no idea when I'll write my chapter... I kinda have up on it... I'm not sure whether I want to kill off my character or not. It depends on my mood and recently, my mood's constantly changing. Right now though, I'm happy. :)
What? I've just been told that some of our DNA is the same as a banana's. O_o
What, Eve???
How's that possible? :O
BANANANANANANANANANANANANAS?
I don't know! Well, I'm not really surprised about me, you, Star and her siblings, but everyone else??? Impossible!
I used to do that. But now when I try, it sounds odd for my tongue. :P
I got used to baNANA.
Wait...but that means we eat our own DNA!
WE'RE ALL CANNIBALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I say "Banamana" :P
That's an odd thought. [Still distant]
Is it because your the Banana Lord and me, Star and her sibs are your servants?
*laughs*
Okay Fabi. :)
Yep, that's why. XD
*you're
Banamana? :P
Yes, it is, Fabi.
CANNONBALLS??? Oh wait...
Cannibals??? :O
Eh, doesn't have the same ring to it. ;P
*is being ridiculous*
Or rather...
BANANNIBALS.
*has been quietly giggling irl*
Eve, that made me giggle more!
:D
HI SAPPHIRE!
I was going to do that one!!! XD Ha!
*is now quietly laughing irl*
Hi Saph!!! :D
8D
Hello, Saph!
Bananibals!
[bursts into fit of laughter]
I break up streams of smiley faces that I didn't even realise existed!
BANANANANANANABALS!
Hello, Sapphire! Mice to meet you!
Fabi! You're making it worse!
I'm shaking with laughter!
X'D
Mice one, Eve! :P XD
:*
Like that one? Hmm... :B
:@ :$ :{ Ooh, I can do flowers!
@->--
Hi Eve! *spontaneously hugs*
It's alright, Sapphire. I didn't know any more. :P
I like using this one though:
xD
Oh dear, if I could show you all how I saw those faces... xD
Mustache face!!!!! :{
Flowers!!!
@-->---
Yay, Saph you showed me new faces! :D
New! Bannaballs! Twice the flavour, three times the LOLness!
FAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS :D
Thanks, Lav, I've been waiting ages to use rat one!
Dinner! :O
Look at this one!
It's a Faceless One
Bananaballs!!!! I was thinking of that after I said Cannonballs!
My face irl---> X'D
Really I have a tear!
=I8-]I
A serious-looking gentleman in glasses and a top hat.
Of course it is, Saph! ;P
Bye Eve! I think I might use rat one too! :D
I can see it, Gabi!
I mean Fabi!
Sorry! xP
BYE EVE!!
*is distaaaaaaaant*
Ooh, nice Fabi :) My friend would die if she saw that, she loves top hats :)
Mohawk! -:)
Angel 0:)
Gagged person (Where do I learn these things?) :-#
Bye Eve!
Happy dinner, Eve!
Although it looks like his hair is sticking up and his glasses are actually eyes. :P
*has calmed down for now*
And he has a double chin! XD
*calmness is gone*
OMG I just discovered that if you type X( into my phone it MAKES IT A SKULL!
Whoa! :O
Mohawk one is cool! Never seen it till now! -:) :D
O O
.I.
\__/
I was o_O -ing at the skull thing, not you Lav btw. I love the o_O face :)
X(
*looks at face, pondering*
That's cause it looks like it's dead.
*holds sign pointing at herself that says Captain Obvious*
xP
SSSS
O O
I.
--
Professor Plum--I think.
O O
.|.
\_/
That's kinda scary Fabi. I like it :)
I guessed, Saph. :)
Mice face, Fabi!
That was totally an accident! I hit M instead if N I swear! :O
But then autocorrect changed M to N, so I had to change it back. :P
Who'd be P. Plum?
typo of who's. kept it who'd though. Sounds cooler. :P
(\ /)
O O
.
BUNNYYYY-ISH.
[Nods] Yes, it was totally an accidental typo.
Ees a buunnyyyyy. :O
..(\/)
..(..)
c(_)
Did I do that right?
Professor Plum from Clue (board game).
It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the type of hair
SSSSS
Makes.
Grr. I hat maths homework. Who cares about 3D pythagoras thereom anyway? And I'm not even back at school yet *hmphs*
Kinda. :P
Trying again.
..(\/)
.(oo)
c(__)
?
Ees a fat buuunnnnyyyyy. :O
You got holiday homework, Saph. :(
No wonder I recognize the name. Don't really remember what he looks like though. :P
(\ /)
(O.O)
c(___)
There's a thing on fan fic with Bunny. He's all over people's profiles, and a little statement next to him says;
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him achieve world domination! If you side with him, you may be given a position of power and/or wealth when he takes over.
NO.
BUNNY DIDN'T WORK D:
I meant to do :P for :O
That was an actual mistyping thingy!
But it still worked! :D
I'm really hyper todayyyyyy!!!! Idk whyyyyyyyyyy.
*sqeals*
EES A FATTER BUUUNNNNYYYYY!!! :O(meant to do that face that time).
Bunny's taking over the WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD. O.o
He's actually on almost everyone's profile. But my profile doesn't like Bunny. It keeps deleting his ears :(
Noooo!!!
Meanie profile is chopping Bunny's ears off! :O
*is being very immature right now*
And loving it! :D
...It's past midnight here...so much for going to bed on time.
I'm going as soon as I publish these MC chapters. The second one, written during the bananapocalypse, starts off a bit absurd, but I'm publishing it anyway.
See you at a reasonable or unreasonable hour in the near future!
NYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNY
BYE FABI!
Bye Fabi! Thanks for reminding me to check MC. I'm probably going to bed now too, so bye :)
Not sure if that means you're leaving now, but Bye Fabi! if you are. Bye Fabi! *waves*
Whoa. O.O lotsa bunnies...
Bye Saph!
*waves*
BYE SAPPHIRE!
And yeah, LOT'S OF BUNNYS.
*scrolls forever to the side*
Ttthhhaaattttssssaaaaalllooottttooofffbbbuuuuunnnniiieeeessss. O.O
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :P
Wwwwaaaaoooohhh
Ok, now I'm really leaving. Leaving the mess of my MC chapters for somebody or other to clean up.
Night!
*grins*
I am being so immature right now. It's awesome. XD
BYE FABI! (again)
I love being immature!!
IT'S SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! :D
Ditto Miss, Fabi!
YYYEEEAAAHHHH. :D
:P
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUBE IS AWESOME. :D
Going distant now. Reading. :)
YYYEEEAAAHHHH IT IS.
Now is distant.
OK!
I should read, but YouTube is addictive...
You guys....your comments make me smile. xD
HULLO AGAIN EVE!
HOW WAS DINNER?
HULLO, MISSY!!
Dinner was...okay. I managed to avoid most of the tuna, but there was tuna juice in the pasta!!! DX
Ew.
Tuna juice in pasta.
Hi Eve!
They made me smile too!
And shake with laughter! :D
Tuna juice is one thing I don't like of tuna... XP
oooh....
i wish i could be on at the same time as the post first comes on.... i always miss the all mighty derek... :(
HI!!!
HI LONLEYSNOW!
!!! !!!! HEY!!! love the name BTW
Hi Lonelysnow!
I think we've met before. Hi!
Can I call you Snow?
Who's name?
Mine or Lav's?
miss cain, ur name
and yes, u can call me snow
Really? Thanks!
np!:)
Cool. :)
Hi Snow! :D
Sorry, still distant.
...k? im in Aus, so... im not sure wat im talking about.. hi (again...)
I'M AN AUSSIE! *highfives*
YAY!!!! *highfives*
I'm an Ameriminion. But I'm in another country right now. Similar timezone as you Aussies. :)
What state are you in? I'm in W.A.
Tassie
AWESOME!
I want to go to Tassie...
ooh... i G2G!! Byee
BYE SNOW!
Hi and bye Lonely Snow!
Bye Snow!
Yeah, I'm here. XD I'm currently being spied on though. :P
My year 7 teacher says talking to yourself is the first sign of madness... But what about when your ARM starts talking to itself?
How would talking to yourself be a sign of madness? I would think it would be a sign of BOREDOMNESS.
But if your arm talks to itself, that's madness.
*agrees with Miss*
Ya know, I reread the time I was talking to myself on here...
It would have been funny if I didn't remember how stupid/annoyed/ whatever else it was that I felt at the time... :/
I think my inner fore-arm was asking my outer fore-arm to talk to me, and she was all like "But I'm just another part of you!" A lot of nonsensical yelling after that.
*glares at screen*
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THE HTML TAGS THINGYS!?
*cough*I'm probablydoingitwrongorsomething*cough*
Yeah... I sometimes talk to my friends about something that happened, and I mentioned deciding something while talking to myself, and they're all like "LOL you talk to yourself?" I'm just like,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD, TWITCH
Lolleriffic stuff.
I TALK TO MYSELF AND DON'T GIVE A CRAP THAT I DO! *proud moment*
*gently pats her on the head* Good for you, Missy.
*gives a biscuit to Lav and Missy*
*laughs*
Yeah. :P
Sorry, I gotta go but I'll bbl. bye!
*laughs*
Now, back to these stupid HTML tags...
WAIT.
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THEM BECAUSE IT WON'T LET ME.
ALTHOUGH I'M PROBABLY DOING IT WRONG.
BYE LAV!
*happy dance*
I'VE WORKED IT OUT!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
VICTORY
Bye Lav!
Yay, you got it! XD
*sighs*
I miss singing. That's what I'm looking forward to for when school starts. Most days my family will be doing after-school stuff so I get to be alone, and I can sing. Like, actually sing. Yeah, I'm embarrassed to sing in front of my family. Because they always tell me to stop making noise. It's not very...esteem-building. So when I do, I make it as goofy as possible so they can't possibly take me seriously. But I want to really sing. :(
*laughs* No one would expect that of me. I like English and Drama. Not singing! I've actually surprised myself by how much I want to sing, I feel I'll explode. :P
That was longer than I thought. It was originally just going to be "I miss singing". :P
It's weird... When I see stuff like
*sighs*
or
*smiles*
I imagine the person doing that. But when I read
*laughs*
I read it like the person is saying "laughs" in monotone. XD
I can/can't sing.
Some days I can, some days I can't.
OH MY GOD WE GO BACK TO SCHOOL IN 13 DAYS :O
AND I'M IN HIGHSCHOOOOOOL
:OOOOOOOO
When I want to sing, I just turn the music up really loud.
Me toooooooooo!!! With everything you just said! But it's twelve for me!
*teeth chatter* So scared!!! Well, not really. But...how can I just do what I'm supposed to, go to class and stuff? I don't know how ANYTHING works! Or where anything is! And I have two friends there. And I'm also stuck with the popular ones from primary school! Sorry, but they are really obnoxious!
I DON'T WANNA LEEEEEAVE
Hehe. Yeah, that never works for me. I just end up mouthing the words and pulling weird faces. It's pretty fun. XD
Do you have highschool in Year 8?
Cuz we have ours in Year 7...
It could be 13 or 12 days, but I'm never good at getting the number of days right because it's strange.
So I'll just say we go back on the 4th. BECAUSE WE DO AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY NEW SCHOOL STUFF D:
And I'm pretty sure I'll get lost on the first week or something...
And most of my friends are going to the same highschool together :D
BUT THEN I leave them all when I head off to another school :(
Morning everyone...
Hi Em!
Everyone okay this morning??
I'm good.
Good that's what I like to hear...
Wbd, draaaaaaaawing...
Hello?
Hi Dante!
I've got to go now...
BYE ALL!
AW I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO!
Hey Dante
*brofists*
EMERALD!! DEDEDEDDEDDDRRDEDERHFJAMASDFGHJKL ARE YOU STILL HERE?
So I'll just wait.
For ages
Waiting for someone to come on
Just... Waiting.
-Sits down and stares at penguin- do penguins have dicks? I'm sure they do. All you hear in documentaries are about their mating calls and them mating.
Still waiting.
Okay, I'm bringing Maya {my pet pug} into Blogland. I have to. She's my dog, she belongs everywhere.
You know,
Maybe everyone in the world just died. Everyone, and I'm the only one left.
If that happened, I'd go and hug Maya because she would be alive. Of course she would. Just... She would be. Don't say anything else.
The first thing I'd do would be to hug Maya, and then put her on a leash, and then go to my shops and take about ten packets of bubblegum and just shove it all in my mouth. Just all of it. Just... *PHLEGM WAJABABSHEHUDYEHDUDHAHHNBLECHHHHCHHHHCHCCCCHH...* I best not describe it.
Still waiting. -starts singing and realises in terrible- I best not.
I'll be like slender man and just say nothing...
PENGUINS!
Ah, a new page. I dedicate this page to penguins, because they're awesome, owls, because yes, Fabi, they're cool too. -rolls eyes- , Maya because she's so cute and Harry Styles because he's hot.
Haha. Maya, really? xD
Sorry I was on the phone to my editor... took longer then expected.
Hi Em! :)
Hi! I'm back! :)
Hi Eve, hi Lav
Wbd and msd.
Hi Em.
Did you see the ded on the last page? I gave part to you.
*gives a small smile*
What does msd mean?
Msd is may suddenly disappear
Msd
I did Lav *hugs*
Don't feel like you have to be here for me... this my battle that I have to fight, everyone else can only do the best they can.
*tackels Em*
Morning
Morning Zaf...
Hi Zaf!
*hugs Em back* Did you see the Skype message...?
Msd means might suddenly disappear.
Or may. I use might.
No Lav... I didn't see any Skype message...?
Really?
*goes to check*
No it's okay... I have it now...
my skype is being a dick...
It sent 3:something PM...
Should I try a resend?
Oh. Okay.
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