50267 words written... and Valkyrie and Skulduggery are barely in it.
This doesn't mean, of course, that they won't be taking their usual starring roles in Book 8. Of course they will. But I've had to approach this one in a slightly different way than normal.
Because this book is about, essentially, total war, I've had to think long and hard about how the different sides would fight— such as what tactics they would use in both the short and long term. It means I can't chop and change sequences like I usually would. If they're written, then they've been written for a very specific reason, and I can't mess about with that. So I figured the best way to write about these military actions is to write them FIRST. Write the skirmishes and the battles and the politics and the arguments, and get it all down on the page. Then, once I have the military aspect taken care of, I go back and write my usual Skul & Val stuff around and on top of it all.
It's an interesting way of working, to willingly ignore your main characters for large chunks of writing time. I sincerely hope it works...
Oh, and sometime in February I shall announce the title. I've had this title in mind for YEARS. Some of the early alternatives were:
Skulduggery Pleasant: The Billingsworth Continuum.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Behind Gold Eyes.
Skulduggery Pleasant: It's War, Baby.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Revenge of the Screaminator.
Skulduggery Pleasant: When Warlocks Attack.
Skulduggery Pleasant: A Very Nice Picnic.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Brain-Puncher.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Gut-Eater.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery Goes Camping.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Things Get Nasty.
Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna Die.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Readers Gonna Cry.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace.
And amazingly, the actual title is better than ANY of those! I know, right?
Monday, January 28, 2013
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4,943 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4943 Newer› Newest»Hi, Death!
I'm distant, too.
[Sings a bit, but has done enough spinning for one night.]
[is supertacklehugged]
Hi, Death-o?
I only wear it onstage.
Stage make-up is really different from offstage make-up. Found that out the hard way...
I never wear any sort of make-up offstage, though.
Except when I'm about to go onstage... Or have just come from a performance...
Fabi, where are the juice boxes?
I'm rather partial to "Skulduggery Pleasant: A Very Nice Picnic".
I'm sure the eventual title will be great as well, but, you know.
February for the title, hmm. Well, it's not that far off...
Double yay!!!
Okay, I ded MC! To the authors and to the characters!
To the psychopaths of the world, we make this place fun!
To school holidays, because school starts in three days...
To Mr. Harrison, for being the best P.E., health, outdoor Ed and tutor ever!
To brothers going to new schools!
To my bus driver for his Fifties Fridays... HE PUTS ON FIFTIES MUSIC!!! WHO CAN'T LOVE THAT?! AND CHRISTMAS CAROLS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!
And to Derek Landy, without him, We wouldn't have met each other!
In the cooler, which is under your jacket.
You couldn't just come to the other side of the room and ask me in person???
Cool about the bus driver...
I don't have a bus. I've ridden the bus into Seattle for drama camps, but not a school bus.
Private school.
Nice ded, by the way.
Okay, I'm almost gone now... We are talking about school...
Last night my little brother came up to me, maybe 2am... This is what happened...
*Brother walks around to far side of my bed*
B: Mum, where's the generator?
*Jumps up in shock*
M: What the hell?! What's wrong?!
B: Where's the generator? Someone turned it off... Did you do it mum?
*Laughs*
M: You know I'm not mum right?
B: Yes, did you turn the generator off?
*Guides brother back to bed*
M: We don't have a generator, and if we did, I didn't.
*Brother sits on bed then lays down*
B: Okay, just wanted to know.
M: You know it's like, two in the morning, right?
*Brother doesn't answer*
*Realises he is sleep talking and sleep waking*
M: Damn you bro...
*Brother slams head on wall*
B: AHHH!!
*Starts crying*
Thanks Fabi-o!
I go to a private school but I still take a bus!
Glad my sister doesn't sleep talk/walk.
How about
'Skulduggery Pleasant: The book before the last book of the series'
Lucky... I think. Mom drives me. In the spring, I can bike. Maybe.
My little brother did that the other night aswell... He jumped onto my bed and started sobbing about being crushed!!
Don't say that!!!
*Covers Eathan's mouth with hand*
I DID NOT HEAR THAT!!!
My sis is a little angel.
Sometimes.
She did eat half of MY chocolate bar when she had a perfectly good one herself.
Also she bugs me to play cat-zombies with her.
But mostly she's a little angel.
Or, at least a cat-zombie-angel.
What didn't you hear?
[Evidently I didn't hear it either]
Sorry, gtg...
BBS!
Bye, Death!
WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS BOOK ! Hurry up derek
Wait, am I still here?
To be honest, I am not sure.
I might be, though.
If I am, I'm distant.
I'm still waiting for "Skulduggery Pleasant: Valduggery" to be announced. ~sulks~
Also, I suspect I really shouldn't be looking forward to a book about war, in which lots of people are probably going to die, so eagerly. But it sounds like so much fun?
WAR!!!!
Not all of them are going to die, just most of them.
DEREK YOU'RE SO MEAN ;-;
and I may have laughed quite a lot reading this blogpost...
I shouldn't even have my phone. Blaming all of you for being too awesome:P
ALSO, FEBRUARY! YAAAAYYY
until then I'm calling it Steve *nods*
War indeed - fun to read about (not so fun to actually be involved in). All that blood and gore and people dying. *nods happily*
Also, I'm rather hoping we'll finally find out who the man with the golden eyes is (especially with those title suggestions up there!). It's about time really...
I wonder how many people will actually be left alive after book eight. Clearly we can't have them all die yet, because some of them are still needed for book nine, but other than Val and Skul, is anyone else actually required for that?
Maybe everyone can die. And then Val & Skul can have a nice romantic moonlight picnic together, in a lovely meadow full of daisies and fluffy sheep and gutted corpses.
*glares at Kribu* That belongs in fanfic. Not in the book...
PLUS, FLUFF ISN'T AS FUN
It wouldn't all be fluff? I mean, people gonna die first?
DIE!!!!!! DARQUESSE PLEASE DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!
Romantic moonlit picnic sounds an awful lot like fluff to me... >_>
I HOPE VAL DIES AND EVERYONE IN HER FAMILY APART FROM ALICE. and Alice can be standing on the pier at the end of book 9 and we somehow get to the point where she can summon a flame and the book ends with "Magic."
BECAUSETHATDBEPERF
Oooh! It actually let me comment! Yay!
*skips around in circles*
I like stuff.
Random.
*continues skipping around*
Oooh! It actually let me comment! Yay!
*skips around in circles*
I like stuff.
Random.
*continues skipping around*
Oooh! It actually let me comment! Yay!
*skips around in circles*
I like stuff.
Random.
*continues skipping around*
Great.
It's 6:45 pm in Australia
Oh I'm alone...
*sits down and goes back to reading*
Oh Derek... Please come on! I want to talk to my...
First? No second? Why the hell did you hesitate? He's obviously first! But she's so good!
*freezes after realising she's talking to herself*
OK No.1 favourite author
Oh and Derek? Can I just say that you are a huge inspiration for me and I'm writing my own book! Thanks.
Bye.
*waves at computer screen and then starts up lord of the rings*
Oh and Derek? Can I just say that you are a huge inspiration for me and I'm writing my own book! Thanks.
Bye.
*waves at computer screen and then starts up lord of the rings*
I very much doubt Valkyrie would die in book eight, somehow...
Summer Rose? That sounds like me on a good day!!
Rather true I guess
Ha ha ha
So...
Let's introduce ourselves! You can go first!!
Mmmm. Dinner! Gtg
Byes
*smiles at everyone and skips to the dinner table*
Bye!
Hello any one
*skips back into bedroom*
I'm back!
Yve?
Summer
Please be there!!!
Is that you?
WHAT AM I SAYING?
who else would have had a picture of a weeping angel
Yeah It's me
Had a good conversation with Death (Thorn) Rose
I love those angels... An image of an angel is an angel!!!!!
*Stares into weeping angels' eyes*
Hey
Hiya! And please, call me Death!
What do I call you?
Death (Thorn) Rose is a bit too long
Ah Death
So Death...
Yve are you still on?
Sorry my iPad freaked out
Death?
Yve?
Please?
*looks around helplessly*
Please be there!
Just Death, thanks!
Okay, introductions...
I'm Death Rose, or Death Thorn! I'm an adept who can twist gravity (make it stronger/weaker) and kill people with a glare! I know a bit of Necromancy that my father, Nefarian Serpine, taught me! I'm a psychopath and a follower of the Faceless Ones!
*Extends hand to Bookworm and Summer Rose*
Nice to meet you!
Hi summer hi death
Oh, and a while back, Billy-Ray Sangiune and I were partners in crime! We called ourselves Sangiune Rose!
I'm a hitman/spy/assassin-for-hire! I helped in the wars with dad too! So Mevolent and I go way back!
The faceless ones? What is the chance.
I follow them as well!!
*Hi fives Bookworm*
Were you in the wars? I was helping dad!!
*Sighs*
It was so much fun!
Hellloooooo?
BBS!!
Tell billy i said hi
Unfortunatly I missed out on the
War sorry iPad continueing to spaz
Hello any one???
Hey
I'm a free lance detective/spy/assassin.
I'm like Skulduggery 'magically ambidextrous' and often switch my discipline. I'm Ravel's 'nonexistent' niece and know for my charm and deception.
Born near the end of the war I killed assassin's who murdered my parents and then set off on my own.
hmmm personally I like "A very Nice picnic" and the "Billingsworth continuum" these struck me as particularly funny!
It does sound like you are making this book hard for yourself :) but I am sure it will be genius just like all the rest.
*smiles and starts burning down her bed*
whoops
Yeah! I'm here!
Painting my nails! Will have to paint them with clear stuff soon!!!
I am a elemental all the way!!
*makes it rain on her head*
Agh!!!
*makes it rain on her head*
Agh!!!
*makes it rain on her head*
Agh!!!
Sooo
Summer, I feel like we are going to get along quite well...
Clear coat time!!!
BBS!
Yeah
Have to go Bye
Believe in the Faceless Ones but don't really pray and stuff
Bye
Hola!
So Death..
Death! Yay
Hullo
Are you guys in England
Damn irt
Cos I'm in Australia
Wha
Ok im here noooow!
I'm ACTUALLY in Ireland.
*sighs*
Gtg
Book Writing time while watching lord of the rings?
Yes
*grabs USB and waves good-bye8
Stiltskin! Hey bro!
*Brofists*
Uh... Hi Detective. co
I'm an Aussie!!
I have to go to schooool
i'm actually crying right now.
skulduggery pleasant: readers gonna cry.
Death I have school. Its primary school so not THAT bad but Mrs.D IS bad.
Bye Brave!!
Little Miss, i know how you feel...
I have a teacher called Mrs. Murphy who is a (insert bad word here -> ______________________)
feel sorry for me.
BYYYE
I do...
BYE!!!
Okay, after giving this some serious thought, I think that I have book eight completely figured out now, down to the tiniest details.
And this is what is going to happen:
Warlocks attack. There is war. Brains get punched, guts get eaten.
Skulduggery takes Valkyrie camping; during the camping trip, they have a nice picnic. People die. Skulduggery and Valkyrie get romantic, which will make many readers cry.
The man with the golden eyes turns out to be Horace Slughorn and he will initiate something called the Billingsworth Continuum, during which things get rather nasty, but in the end, we see the return of the Screaminator, who is actually Scapegrace in disguise, and he will save the day.
If you're right...
I know I am right! I am always right.
Also, hi Death! And hi everyone else who might still be around!
Hi!
Have we met?!
And don't get me angry... You won't like me when I'm angry...
*smiles and sets fire to her bed again*
Hey
*throws a knife at the wall*
I'm ultra bored
Hi Summer!!
I'm an Aussie!
*grabs the knife and throws it at a photo of Scapegrace*
Oh hey
I'm not sure if we've met before, Death - possibly not. I spend most of my fannish time on the forums and only surface here occasionally.
Hi Summer!
Yay! Australia is awesome! Apart from the crazy weather we've got
Hey Kribu
So wet where I am
Floods or searing heat hmm.
Summer, I'm a little Victorian! We have fires!!
Helloooooo?
And there is a large fire an hour from my house!! The smoke is everywhere!!!
Oh! So it's fires or floods!
Great choices(!)
I'm here Sum!
Can I call you Sum?
Oh.
I love Aus... Especcialy when it is hot! When you can go wake boarding happily on a lake and show off to the rest of your family...
*Sighs happily*
Yeah.
My friends call me different names.
Now I'd be Summer but soon I'll be Autumn
Sorry, but I'll be distant... Writing MC...
I know
That's OK
*Throws everything out of the cupboard and starts looking through*
Hmm. Now where's the twin towers????
*Riddles through*
*Emerges victorious*
FOUND IT!
Gtg! BE back in five!
See ya Death
Changed my name.
Now Summer Willow!
But still me Summer Rose
I personally like Behind Gold Eyes, like the guy with golden eyes will finally reveal himself!
STOP TEASING US DEREK!
HULLO PEOPLE.
Msd, wbd, crappy internet...
Hello Miss Cain
RUNS IN SCREECHING
Oh, look at this, another new person. I swear, heaps are showing up now.
Hello, Summer Willow/Summer Rose.
HELLO SUMMER!
I'm Miss Cain. You can call me Miss, Missy or Cain, if you want.
BECKY'S HERE! *points to Becky*
HULLO THERE ZATH! *tacklehugs*
HI MISS! *gets tacklehugged*
I'M HERE. *points to me*
So who's dreading Book 8?
Hi Becky!
I'm not dreading Book 8! BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BE IN IT/MENTIONED IN IT!!
Not dreading.
Waiting.
Then I might start dreading. But it will be waiting, waiting (etc, etc...) THEN excitment. THEN when I have the book in my hand, I'll be... not dreading *nods*
So, no dreading here.
I mean, like, I know that in 8 or 9 we're going to be feeling the full force of Derek's sadistic nature, but still. Dread for the SP characters can't compete with my excitement of actually being mentioned in it.
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
I'd love to be mentioned in a SP book. :)
Lucky is damn right... There are so many more minions that deserve to be mentioned as well, though.
Have you asked Derek about it, Miss?
I think that the end of Book 8 will be a "Will Be Continued" thingy into Book 9.
Cuz, hey, IT'S WAR!! *is really excited*
I'll ask Derek.
Eventually...
*scowls at self*
And I need to talk to Derek about my last name too. He says he can't spend heaps of time on me (which I understand completely), but he also said that it was because my last name is the same as Madame Mist (who I hate being connected to).
Need to let him know that he can/should use Zathract Darkshade in the book if he finds it easier. Darkshade sounds better than Mist anyway.
Not dreading. Well, only a little bit, maybe. But I'm not too emotionally attached to most of the characters, so them dying isn't going to be a major issue...
I'll be dreading book nine, though, both because of whatever might happen in it and because it'll be the last SP book. ~weeps in advance~
Good, Miss. He's got a list of all the minions that have screamed at him to mention them, so that's a good idea.
Hello Kribu from the forums.
*scary voice*
ZATHRACT DARKSHADE
*cue uncontrollable laughter from myself*
*gives Miss a "come-off-it" kind of look*
I'm so excited because I love a good shit fight, and that's basically wheat the entire book would be. But so many people are gonna die, and so many people gonna cry.
That's awesome, Zath! I had my Harmony in KOTW, it's so cool/horrifying.
I really don't want China to die before the last book, oh God.
*can't stop laughing*
SORRY ZATH!
*continues to giggle*
Hi Kribu!
wheat? What*
Harmony was your character? Wow, awesome!
*scowls at Miss* Ink is a bad influence on you, I swear...
Gotta go, be back soon-ish.
That she was, goddamn Landy for making her shippable. (I love it really.)
Chat soon~
Hi Miss Cain! Hi Zathract! Hi Becky!
Oh yeah, I don't want China to die yet either. Actually I don't want her to die at all, but if she absolutely must, then not in this one yet... Although I fear it might happen.
I'd love to be in the books but, you know, I don't have a character, and stuff. Ah well, I'll just have to be satisfied with reading the books for other reasons. :P
I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO KICK EVERYONE ELSE'S BUTT.
IT'S GONNA BE SO COOOOOL :D
I'LL BE SQUEALING THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE BOOK
Bye Zath!!
Star is a bad influence...
BECCCCKYyYyYyyyyyy!!! Hello world!!
Meh. I'm ill.
It's exactly seven months to the announced release date now.
I mean, yes, there's the minor issue of the book still needing to be written, but that release date cannot come soon enough...
Hello!
Oh, I know China will die. I threatened to beat Derek severely if he killed her off before the last book though, so I hope that worked...
I do love a good scrap though. I still love TFO for the Battle of Aranmore.
even though Bliss... *weeps*
HELLlLLlLLlLLLLoooOOooOOoOOOO
UGH WHAT ARE YOU ILL FOR THAT'S NO GOOD]
GET BETTER
HI CHARISMA!!!
*facepalm*
*is
Are we even going to have enough people left over for book nine for that book to have a proper bloodbath, if book eight sounds like it will be a proper bloodbath with most people dying?
Are we going to have enough people left over for Darquesse to kill? I mean, it's starting to look as if she might just have to torch barren, blood-soaked fields in book nine, the way it's looking now.
Summary of Book 9:
Everyone's dead, and Darquesse is having fun with the Remnants, and all we read about is them playing hopscotch. XD
I have the stomach and headache of Satan. Not fun. I'll trt to get better!
I'm just sitting at home watching Marvel movies.
And trying to come up with a character for a fic.
MARVEL MOVIES ARE AWESOME.
*needs to watch more*
Of course there'll be enough people. Don't you remember the vision? Her parents still have to die.
DEREK CAN THEY FIND OUT IN BOOK EIGHT? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
yEEEEES MARVEL MOVIES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
Omfg
Skulduggery Pleasant Book 9: Darquesse has a picnic.
HEY MISS CAIN!!!
HI VAL!!
YES YES YES YES YES YES OMGG YES.
DARQUESSE+PICNIC=GIGGLING XD
I wanna watch Iron Man now goddamn it
I do hope remembers to stock up on baguettes before the picnic if she wants something to eat.
I want to watch Avengers again.
Only the part where they work out Loki is using Stark's building.
AND PLAY THE REACTION OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN XD
WE ALL RAID THE SHOPS, PUT ALL THE BAGUETTES IN A PILE IN DEREK'S BACKYARD, AND LEAVE THEM FOR DARQUESSE, DEAL?
Val - well, yes, there are still her parents, but that's just two people! Three if you also count Alice (who wasn't in the visions but may still end up getting slaughtered by big sister, I suppose).
That's hardly enough for a worldkiller.
And hmm. What about "Skulduggery Pleasant Book Nine: Darquesse and Lord Vile go on a picnic"?
omfg she just uses Skulduggery's baguette stock pile for her sammiches
THIS IS THE BASEST SENTIMENTALITY
weeps because tom hiddleston
So far I've watched Thor, Iron Man 2 and Amazing Spider Man.
And I'm just fangirling over Tom Hiddleston.
*I do hope Darquesse remembers...
Shut up. It's 2:30 in the morning.
Oh God yes. Just the two of them eating baguette rolls.
Evilly.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO YES GOOD.
*giggles uncontrollably*
EVILLY
"I say, Vile dear, would you be so kind as to pass me the jam?
The one made from the CONGEALED BODIES OF MY ENEMIES."
You can all have Loki. Just let me keep Tony Stark, preferably in the Iron Man suit.
I think what we need to do is get Derek to write a 500 word one-shot thing of Vile and Darquesse having a picnic.
*KILLS THE WORLD*
OH MY GOLDEN GOD.
I CAN'T IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY OF STOPPING MY LAUGHTER ANYTIME SOON XD
I'll settle for Loki or Black Widow it's got to the point where I'm happy with either
I think what we need to do is get Derek to write a 500 word one-shot thing of Vile and Darquesse having a picnic.
YES.
YES. THIS.
It could be one of those short story things. Or even a Twitter short story.
Darquesse and Vile having a picnic, in tweets.
Good morning everyone...
OH MY GOLDEN GOLD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
VILE AND DARQUESSE AND STORY = YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HI LAV!!!
Oh my God. "REBLOG IF I SHOULD HAVE THE DESMOND YOGURT, FAVOURITE FOR THE MELISSA JAM."
*frowns* Now I have no one else to kill... Dammit.
*has a picnic with Vile*
*GOD
HI EM!!!!
Hi guys!
Wbd and msd.
Post a Comment