50267 words written... and Valkyrie and Skulduggery are barely in it.
This doesn't mean, of course, that they won't be taking their usual starring roles in Book 8. Of course they will. But I've had to approach this one in a slightly different way than normal.
Because this book is about, essentially, total war, I've had to think long and hard about how the different sides would fight— such as what tactics they would use in both the short and long term. It means I can't chop and change sequences like I usually would. If they're written, then they've been written for a very specific reason, and I can't mess about with that. So I figured the best way to write about these military actions is to write them FIRST. Write the skirmishes and the battles and the politics and the arguments, and get it all down on the page. Then, once I have the military aspect taken care of, I go back and write my usual Skul & Val stuff around and on top of it all.
It's an interesting way of working, to willingly ignore your main characters for large chunks of writing time. I sincerely hope it works...
Oh, and sometime in February I shall announce the title. I've had this title in mind for YEARS. Some of the early alternatives were:
Skulduggery Pleasant: The Billingsworth Continuum.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Behind Gold Eyes.
Skulduggery Pleasant: It's War, Baby.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Revenge of the Screaminator.
Skulduggery Pleasant: When Warlocks Attack.
Skulduggery Pleasant: A Very Nice Picnic.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Brain-Puncher.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Gut-Eater.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery Goes Camping.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Things Get Nasty.
Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna Die.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Readers Gonna Cry.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace.
And amazingly, the actual title is better than ANY of those! I know, right?
Monday, January 28, 2013
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4,943 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4943 Newer› Newest»*is having a spaz attack by laughter now*
I'm going to be a bit distant. Too busy laughing and trying to stop!
BUT IF I VIDEO TAPE HE'LL BE LIKE, "WTF WHY IS SHE DOING THAT I HAVE TO KILL HER" AND THEN HE'LL GLIDE/WALK FASTER.
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO BE WEARING SHOES YOU CAN RUN IN.
RUN IN.
Okay, that's a scary thought.
DON'T DO IT VAL!!!
AND THEN I'LL PULL OUT A SHOTGUN THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST AND SHOOT HIM BUT HE WON'T DIE BECAUSE OF THE IMAGINARY BULLETS AND THEN I'LL STEAL MY BROTHER'S SWORD AND KILL HIM AND THEN HE WON'T DIE AND I'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT OF ATTEMPTING MURDER THAT FAILED AND IT'LL BE AWKWARD.
I DON'T LIKE AWKWARD.
Well, I can run plenty fast in my combat boots.
Besides, they're combat boots. I'll kick him.
*cough by 'combat' I mean I'll hide in the bushes and scare him away with Max's gingerness cough*
*starts to laugh again*
Don't do it then, Val!
JUST BORROW THE TARDIS, VIDEO HIM, AND THEN GO HOME.
DONE.
This is getting so ridiculous! XD
I LOVE RIDICULOUS XD
*is trying really hard to stop shaking with half laughter, half panic, and then more laughter*
Guy-eeeeeeeeessssss, I should be asleep!
STAAAAHP IT!
Gilbert might be outsidee and he might hear me! GOSH, THINK OF THESE THINGS, GUYS!
MY HOUSE IS ACROSS THE FREAKING STREET FROM THE BUS STOP HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE RUNNING INSIDE WON'T HELP.
I'll be like, "Oh, he definitely can't see me through the giant windows of the living room!"
Name book 8 Weapons Of Sarcasm!!!!!!
THEN GO TO THE MOON.
OR AUSTRALIA.
*shakes with laughter again*
Sorry, Val! It doesn't help when you say stahp either!
*smacks self* WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
*smacks self again* I SHOULD BE SLEEPING.
*frowns* But Gilbert might be on the roof outside the window...
*smacks self again, trips over something, and hits the wall*
DAMMIT
Oh God.
Lav, you bring up stahp doesn't help either.
*tries to catch breath from laughter*
LAVVVVVV, STAAAAAAAHP ITTTTT! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP!
GILBERT MIGHT BE ON THE ROOF OR OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?!
VAL. GET THE TARDIS. COME TO AUSTRALIA.
STAAAHP IT, GUYSSSSS! COMPASSION! THINK OF COMPASSION! THINK OF HOW GILBERT COULD BE OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH AND MAKE NOISE!
*serious face*
THE ROOF IS OUTSIDE MY THREE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
Australiaaaaaaa.
Hi Regan!
Hide far away from the windows, Val! Or close the curtains if you have them!
Speaking of Australia, I just remembered that my friend might move there and if I ever visit her, I'll be sure to your around. ;)
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP!
I'M GOING TO BED, AND GILBERT WILL PROBABLY GET ME IN MY SLEEP, SO ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I TOLD YOU SO.
Byyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!
Oooooh.
Make sure she moves to Perth, Lav!!!
VAL, WE ARE ONLY LAUGHING HARDER BECAUSE YOU KEEP BRINGING UP STUFF THAT MAKES US LAUGH. THEN YOU LAUGH.
THEN GILBERT MIGHT HEAR YOUUUUUUUU!!
Lock the doooooooorrrrsss and winnnnndddddoooowwws, Val!!!
And go to sleeeeeeeeppppp.
*has stopped laughing for now*
BYE VAL!!!
*tries to calm down, now*
*starts to laugh again*
I'll try, Miss!
Bbbbyyyyyeeee Val!!! Don't let the stalkers bite!
I'm sowy! I can't help it! XP
I missed sumthing but bye Val
STALKERS BITING?
IT'S OFFICIAL, NOW.
IT'S CAELAN. *serious face*
OH.
I FORGOT TO SAY HI, REGAN!
SO, HI REGAN!!
Didn't Caelan dieded?
Yeah, Val was talkin about how there's a stalker wearing all black and a cape that waits and watches her at the bus stop.
*sees a notification about an email from Val*
VVVAALLL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEEPPPIIINNNGGGG.
Hi miss Cain
He did...
OR DID HE???
Excuse my craziness. This Gilbert buiness has me laughing my head off. XD
That's crepy Lavender lol
I just had a weirder thought when I typed that!
What if its BAT MAN????
*bursts out laughing*
LAV, MISS, AND MOOSE, EXAMINE YOUR EMAILS.
Ooh maybe its sum1 like Solomon :0
LAV, WHY WOULD YOU SAY BAT MAN?! WHYYYYYYYY?!
Agh, I'm gone!
*is still laughing*
Okay, Val! Doing it now!
BAT MAAAAAAAAAAAN XD
LAV, DID YOU GET THE EMAIL FROM VAL ABOUT WHY HE WALKS SO SLOW??
*is shaking from laughter*
Be prepared to laugh WAY harder...
SAW IT, VAL.
I'M GONNA REPLYYYYYYYY.
Val, I lost it.
And I'm still laughing from it.
Lol XD
Bye Val! That's cause it popped into my head when I typed a persons wearing all black and a cape! XD
That's what we thought first, Regan. Wreath.
*curls into a ball, laughing*
Oh my God, guys, stop it or I'm gonna get in trouble. It's nearly 1 am and I have school tomorrow!
*thinks about the picture and dies*
*also thinks about picture*
*dies*
Oh my God, I was trying so hard not to laugh that I started choking, and then I started laughing at my own stupidity and choking some more... XD
,
Okay, I had stopped laughing while the email was loading. Noticed the picture and really burst out laughing for real!
Oh Val! Why would you do thattttt??? X'D
Oh yep lav
EXCUSE ME
*is shaking*
Stahp it, Lav. Stahp.
OKAY, I'M LEAVING!
*is still laughing irl because roommate left*
Hi Nix!
Everytime I think of Gilbert, I think of that photo, then burst out laughing irl!!!!!!
HI NIX!!
, sorry I'm just random..
BYE VAL!!
GET SOME SLEEP OR ELSE GILBERT WILL FIIIIIIIIIND YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! X'D
Bye Val!
It's okay, Regan.
*thinks for a moment*
HEY VAL??? CAN I LET REGAN SEE THE EMAIL???
Hi Nix
Ooh what email
RANDOMNESS IS EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY HERE, REGAN. :D
.??
God so I will fit in ;P
,
I'm definitely random! I have two blogs just for my randomness!
The email we were laughing over with Val's picture.
*remembers it and dies from laughing*
*revives herself*
It doesn't help that only her face is shown and everywhere else is dark!
Lav? What email
Ohh yep
I KNOW, LAV!!
THE EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS!!!!
Awh soo email me!!!
I just looked at it in full size and died laughing again.
Oh my gosh, Val!!!! Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Just oh my gosh.
I AM SAVING THE PICTURE.
No I'm not. I'll wait for Val's permission first.
Email me!!
I have to wait for Val's permission, Regan. Give me your email though. If she says okay, I'll send it.
*decides to save the picture*
Ooooooh, my mum got me the fabric markers!!!!
Miss! I think we should ask!!!
Yay about the markers though!
*has to take an early shower*
Be back soonish! Regan, if you leave your email here, I'll get it when I come back!
Bye!
*decides to wait for Val's permission, as I haven't saved it yet*
BYE LAV!!
*is back while she dries her hair with a towel*
Dinner was called, but thought I'd be here for now. Hi!
Hmm. My hair dries pretty fast...
Helloooooo??? Anyyyyyone ooooooooonnn?
HELLO AGAIN, LAV!!
Sorry, I was doing my shoes :D
That's okay, Miss! :)
Turns out, I'll probably be here a little longer after my hair dries.
What colour should I do Skully's suit??
Well, it only shows the jacket and tie, so...
BUT still.
Navy blue?
That's what color I imagine the suit to be.
Sorry, now I gotta go. My tummy's complaining. ^_^
And I have to eat before helping clean up dinner. So bye!
Yeah, I could do that.
I guess then his hat could be black.
MAYBE I SHOULD DO THE LACES WITH LITTLE SKULLS!! *.*
BYE LAV!
If i said to you that the Chase in my dreams is Chase, not just a memory...
Would you believe me or just think I'm grieving??
I'd believe you.
Really??
Why??
Because, you and Chase were meant for each other, and I believe that he still visits you. Even if you're not aware, or you are.
And I know ghosts are real. I haven't experienced any connection, but I know they're there.
Either to haunt, or comfort.
And in your case, Em, it's comfort.
Uh, about the page where I forgot to ded...
I ded to MAHU, Mycroft and his Umbrella, and Science Fairs.
Also dedded to Mara for the awesome chappie.
Hey Ember.
Hello, its me. I wanted to say that the new book of us is progressing a lot. Now, if you excuse me, I have to annoy valkyrie and kick some bad guys in the face.
Skulduggery Pleasant
Hello miss cain, remember your lessons.
*is sort of here and msd*
Um, never mind. I'm going to bed now.
Night if anyone's there!
Skulduggery are you Derek Landy by any chance? Because he's sly enough to comment as his own creation
IM WATCHING YOU LANDY!!!!!!
I remember my old name!
I was /Skulduggery Pleasant/ once. But I forgot my login...
That would have been confusing.
*is exhausted*
I blame Lav, Mist, and Missy for this.
Hilo!
OMG! Derek! I am coming to see you in Galway!!!!! OMG OMG! Please email me!
Ok Skulduggery Pleasant: I really love youre books. they are just awesome I forced 5 of my friends to read them. I am that nice to you.
I am only ten! It dose not stop me though! AHHHH! Talk! you are torturing meee!
I'm crying now. CRYING!
AHHH!
FRUBES
I-a-m-g-o-n-n-a-D-I-E
Why are you going to die?
Crud! G2g! Derek! If you see ANY of these messages of awesomeness then email me at
stiltskinbrave@gmail.com
I feel so important!
HE WONT ANSWER!
Well theirs thousands of comments so no gurantee hed read them all.
But good day to you!
Brave, HE WILL NEVER ANSWER. Alright? You have to be really lucky to talk to the Golden God...
Hi!
Ugggghhhhhhhhhhh
Ok nvm, back when awake.
[My mom's radio is a maggot-circuited prawn!!!!!]
That's so negative Maralie! I'm sure a person can talk to him if they're persistant! I wouldn't want Ul to give up, since persistance can contribute to a positive response in the end.
Hello Fabi
Hi Willow!
[The radio is a beetle-wired knave]
Sorry Brave. *sighs* I've had a bad day.
How is everyone today? *hugs everyone*
Hi Willow. :)
Hi Fabi. :)
Hello!
And understandable I had a bad day yesterday myself. Enjoying the tunes Fabi?
Hi Mara [hugs]
Sorry you're having a bad day.
You know near the beginning of chapter ten of SP?
Well, something like that is happening irl, only with monotonous rock instead of 'Ride of the Valkyries'
Hmm, that's an idea...[puts on 'Ride of the Valkyries' to try to drown out whatever is being broadcasted around the entire house at a ridiculous volume.
*is hugged*
Thanks Fab.
I just...
I scored 11 in my self esteem test, out of 30. And now my teacher thinks I hate myself -_-
Sorry to hear that...
Hello?
Hello, I think.
I didn't just post hello...weird
Anywho I just thought of who should play Skulduggerys voice in a movie!
I hate being sick.
There are two Willows...!
Hi, Willow S.! L wished you happy birthday a while ago, not sure if you saw that, or even if it was you in the first place!
I might suddenly disappear...
Hi Willow-Who-Likes-1D! :)
[Nods] Willow, I hate being sick too.
And Willow, I am not going to voice an opinion in your selection of actor one way or the other. Chances are, I will not have heard of him.
Oh, I guess it was the other Willow who said hello, I thought my account got hacked!
Alan Rickman should play Skulduggerys voice! Haven't you heard it before? it is like velvet and just so damn sexy haha, I could listen to his voice all day
Hey guys :)
If your account got hacked, I think the hacker would be unlikely to announce his/her presence.
Hi Mel!
good point, hehe :p
hello Mel :)
Thank you, Fabi, if you were talking to me :)
NIALL IS AGJHSSLGFBSLSFH <3
I'm sorry, I have no idea who I was talking to.
This is confusing.
...and on that note, gtg. Bye!
Bye Fabi!
Bye Fabi! *hugs* :(
IT'S HARRY'S BIRTHDAY! ASDFGHJKL THE FEELS «3 Harry is just «3
I should go too. BYe!
Hiya all~
Bye Storm, Hi Becky!
Bye Willow S, hi Becky!
H. is starting to confuse me...
Hi Luci! :)
HELLO.
No Gilbert today...
And that is the 5th time I've been told today it's Harry Style's birthday...
Hello Val
Who's Gilbert?
Annnd heylo Val :)
What's goin' down c:
Hello everyone. :)
Gilbert is the stalker guy at my bus stop. Look, I got a picture of him.
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2013/02/gilbert-terrifying-bus-stop-stalker.html
*chokes*
OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO IRELAND NEXT MONTH.
OH MY GOD.
And Ieni!
YES. YES IT IS HARRY'S BIRTHDAY. AND IT IS HARRY STYLES' BIRTHDAY. NOT HARRY STYLE'S. *nods*
I love how I live in the UK, three hours away from London and the island next to Ireland, and I now know two Americans who have been to both before me.
I'm doing something wrong with my life.
he kinda looks like Darth Vadar from a distance, lol.
And yay, Ireland. lucky you're going to see Derek. Does he have a book signing or did you just talk to him on here or something?
And I'm getting my passport today, and Amanda's getting hers, and...
I'm actually going to Ireland. This has just dawned on me.
He's having signings for the Tanith novella, and I might go to one, but I'm also meeting up with him separately.
Gotta go! Bye!
Gah...apologies Mara...
But hello anyway!
So how are people?
I wanna go to Ireland D: I'm bugging my parents to go there next holiday.
Bye, Val!*waves*
*scoffs*
holidays
*sits alone crying for the sEVENTEENTH YEAR IN A ROW WHAT IS LIFE*
anyway i'm ok. trying to think of what design to paint in this SP shirt.
can you guys gimmie some of your favourite shortish SP quotes? I need some.
Bye Val!
Hmm... This...person... is slowly starting to annoy me...
Msd...
Bye Val
I can't think of any quotes at the moment, I can't think. But speaking of shirts, I wish their was an online store to buy SP shirts
Talking of that- I was thinking of designing some and putting them on RedBubble. They're expensive though.
By my standards anyway. I'm pretty cheap.
Hi Jordan~
Hello.
Sorry, I'm in a sort of bad mood... My brother ran away again, today... :/
Sorry I had to take my dogs out :)
I'm sure they would sell Becky :)
I'm sorry to hear luciana
Becky - I was thinking about shipping wars yesterday I was thinking what would happen if there was a Harmpine shipping war.
I've been tempted to make SP t-shirts and sell them on Etsy, actually...
I have a lot of designs...
cesyhjgfjegf ief D: Is he back?
And Harmpine shipping wars *scoff* It's canon. THERE IS NO ARGUMENT TO BE HAD.
I'd kinda like to make Geothebio style SP ones. That'd be cool.
Well whoever wants to sell SP shirts should! People probably would buy them since their is no official store.
I just remembered I have a huge test tomorrow...
I'm going to fail... D:
Yeah. They thought he had a knife again, though. And he was missing for a couple of hours and it was raining like crazy then:/
Apparently the police have to talk to him soon...
I hate having to be around people as it is, but police just make me feel on edge... :/
They'll probably get me talking to another psychologist or something...
You won't fail Maralie! Just think positive
Everything will work out in the end Luciana, they just have to
Aw, Luci :( do you need a hug? *hugs tightly*
I don't need a hug... I just... I want things to be okay... He runs away too often... He's too violent... :/ He frightens me...
Thanks Willow...
But it has algebra in it, and I don't know algebra! D:
Asdfghjkl. Stupid secondary school entrance exams...
Okay Luci. If you need anyone...
Do you do an entrance exam? I didnt even if you want to apply to a school not in your area or even a private school you still dont have to here :)
Well, it's not really an ENTRANCE exam... I'm in the secondary, it's just putting us into groups :)
Yes Melica we do have an entrance exam, which I think is so stupid! I get mad at the school system cause whoever doesn't do well I feel like they think we're dumb or something.
Everything will eventually be ok Luciana, trust me
I'm sure you'll do fine Mel ^^
So a bit like CATS tests? I'm pretty sure you can't fail if you're being put into groups. If you do badly and are put into a lower set than if you do well during the lessons, you'll just be moved up:)
Basically, don't worry. Worrying is never good for tests/exams:)
In science but i gtg be on in 3hrs
Luci, I'll be all okay, I promise :) just hang on and eventually, everything will work out.
*sings 'Wings' even though it's irrevelant*
Hi/ bye Zaf:)
Thanks Ieni :)
Okey dokey Zaf :)
I don't want to be told lies. I'm just here because I have to be...
Bye Zaf
Lis about what? Being told it'll be alright? Well ,it's not a lie, before you know it you'll be living yourown life, the way you want to live it and in that you'll find happines
Luce. *frowns*
Willow, you probably have no idea what's going on and I know you mean well, but you're pretending to understand something you don't. I don't, either and things are sometime too out of our control and I'm actually so bad at explaing my thoughts, so I'll just stop here...
It won't be alright. I know it won't be...
I just...
I'll shut up...
I'll be here, but quiet...
Ieni, I know I do not know the full story, but my family also has had issues, so I can relate in some way, but I'm not tellingmy story. Everyone thinks the negativ will never end, but it will just give it time, sooner or later, it'll be find. And what they say is true no good deed goes unpunished, I try to help but yet you say what you say, but I'll keep giving encoutagement to people until the day I die.
Plus Luci it's not good to bottle things up.
Luci, please don't...
I'm the one who should shut up. I'm trying to understand, but I never will. Only you can. But I'm trying to. *hugs*
Just saying a quick "hi" to everyone- I can't stay because I'm in school, but I love you all! *supertacklehugs everyone*
You are all the most amazing, beautiful, supportive people I've ever met. Dftba!!! (Don't Forget To Be Awesome)
Post a Comment