"Write a new blog post," they say. Like it's that easy. Like it's that simple.
And what if I have nothing to talk about? What if there is nothing I WANT to talk about? Don't I get a say in any of this? Doesn't my opinion MATTER?
And of course the Twitter people are nudging me. Every. Single. Day. I can't escape them. They're getting into my head.
They're in my DREAMS...
I'm all achey. I've had a long day and I'm tired. All I want to do is go to bed- and yet going to bed before 2 AM always seems like a waste of time. Like there's something I could be doing, some work I could be getting done...
33,000 words done on Book 8, by the way.
This time last year (January 6th) I started KOTW. I had been hideously delayed because of work to the house I'd been having done, and the deadline was fast approaching. So this year, having 33,000 words done by this stage is something of a relief. I am, of course, assuming that I can continue writing at the same rate. So, er, hopefully I can.
Wrote a cool scene yesterday. It involves Fletcher. It involves blood. It involves AWESOMENESS.
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Hands covered her eyes. She pushed them off and turned away.
“Fletch, you have to stop doing that! It’s so annoying!” She crossed her arms whilst an angry look flittered over her face.
Fletcher looked hurt.
“But My, I was just trying to cheer you up! You’ve been looking grumpy all day, and that’s not like you.”
“Yeah well Fletch, maybe if you hadn’t been openly flirting with that Valerie girl today I might be a little less snappy!” Myra fired at him.
“Valkyrie” Fletcher corrected quietly. “My, I told you! It’s been over between Val and me for a long while! For God’s sake, she was seeing a bloody vampire behind my back!”
“He probably looked better than you! No wonder she dumped you for him – Edward Cullen or a guy with stupid, stupid hair! And DON’T call me My! You know I hate it! And you even have a nickname for her? Urgh!” Myra turned her back to Fletcher.
Fletcher teleported in front of her.
So yeah .......... ummm?
Ah.
Star, have fun MYCROFT drawing!
(This thing likes to put MYCROFT in capitals, and I can't stop it.)
Oh, and Char? LOVE IT!
I did. It takes my to the same place as googling 'mycroft holmes' takes me - is it meant to do that? Coz there are billions of pictures of Mycroft on there and grrr. Never mind. I shall decide. *nods*
Charisma, still think it's excellent. ^^
IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE YELLED ABOUT MYCROFT TO PEOPLE. :P
Robin - THE GRASSHOPPER HAS BECOME THE MASTER.
*grins to Maralie* I think I'm more of a Directioner than I think
That sounds great, Charisma! I love how you've already added another layer to Myra, since we've only seen her act nice and polite and now she's irritable. Good move.
That sounds great, Charisma! I love how you've already added another layer to Myra, since we've only seen her act nice and polite and now she's irritable. Good move.
Aww thanks everyone! I'm going for an evil Myra now! I'll do a bit more later, and It'll be on my blog! I'll tell you all when there is more!!
I have no theories 'bout Myra. I'm not that fussed over Fletcherie . . .
Robin - *huffs* Well, you'll never pass MY level of Directioner-ness. This is my average day:
Air. I bet Liam breathes air.
That car is blue. Niall likes blue.
It's a cat. Harry is a cat person.
It's a box. I bet Zayn knows what boxes are.
It's stripes. Louis likes stripes.
FLETCHERIE 4 LIFE.!. :)
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33,000 words more than I could write...
Can't wait for book 8!!!!
*whispers mysteriously* Valduggery... What? Was that the wind? It must be fate.
I HATE FLETCHER I'D LIKE TO STAB HIM IN THE EYE WITH A BUTTER KNIFE.
I love you Maralie xD
Msd.
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...My favourite is still Scapecain...
VALDUGGERYYYYYYY! *cheers*
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...I like Bison, he's my favourite necromancer. He's the cuddly one...
Robin - I love you too, you moron.
FLETCHERIE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MORE FIC UP ON MY BLOG!!
What is going on???????
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HYD
star...are you...ok?
HEY
I'm fine. :)
Looks like you have your own chat place here...
What are the random letters for?
Are you hitting your head on the keyboard, Star Inkbright?
Frost im sure he's FINE........ mabey...
I gotta guys bai
thats good :)
Anyone going to say hi?
IM GONNA PUNCH A TREE IF HE ISNT.
OK people have asked me y my name is Stiltskin Brave. There is a siple reason. Stiltskin comes from the word rumplestiltskin a small trickster from a fairytale always making deals always winning bets. Brave means brave because i'm BRAVE!
BYE ROBIN! *squeezehugs*
NO, I'm typing random letters. It's another version of procrasinating. *laughs*
But I found the only full-length picture of Mycroft with his umbrella that I could see without looking to the deep dark depths of Google, so now I'm good. :)
HI SHAIDA! :)
*looks at Brave* HINESS.
. . . That sounds identical to highness. HINESS YOUR HIGHNESS. HINESSES FROM HIGHNESSES. HINESS IN HIGHNESS.
. . . Hi.
That is why. My name is awesome so in youre faces.
I think I'll leave now. I have a horror book to write. See y'all tomorrow maybe.
OH SNOOP DOGGY DOG ONE DIRECTION IS PLAYING. *dances randomly to Kiss You*
Mr Gold/Rumplestiltskin is one of my fav characters from Once Upon A Time (TV program).
Hi, Star!
Star, 'yes, your highness your highness'
Yay for 1D!
Goodbye, B-J!
Brave, I think everyone's name is awesome. Mine included. Don't be mean. *frowns*
*grins* HIGHNESS. :)
FOURS B-J!!!!! :(
Im a boy
I agree, Maralie. Everyone has good names here.
charm i was messing. Soz if i upset you.
Guys i was messing i swear youre names are all Awesome I NEVER would disrespect them
Star IM A BOY! why would you call me highness
OK ima man man!
Hmmm new Minion? Ooh!!
I don't think Stiltskin was trying to be mean- though it did sort of come off that way. Just be careful about how you word things, Brave. I'm sure you've noticed but everybody here is really close, and we'll all bristle if we sense someone being mean. That being said, I totally agree that everyone's name is awesome. Because we chose them, our names are a direct reflection of who we are as a person. All of us are awesome and unique, and therefore so are out names.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :)
Well said, Aretha!
Hello, Zafira.
I JUST LOST THE GAME D:
WE ALL JUST LOST THE GAME.
. . . I said hiness, actually, then I was commenting on how similar it is to the word highness. :)
Hiness basically means hi in Star-language. I have a habit of putting 'ness' on the end of words. Like helloness or distantness.
I like lots of music!
'What Makes You Beautiful' is a very nice song, and 'One Thing' is good as well!
Whos a newbie?
What game?
HELLONESS, SCÁTHNESS.
I'm the newbie, I guess.
Hi, I'm Shaida, or Shai if you prefer.
scath HASNT MY PUNCTUATION IMPROVED
If you think about 'the game' then you lose the game and by you reading luce's and my comments you lost the game :)
http://charismathorne.blogspot.co.uk/
AHOY MORE EVIL MYRA!! S'ALL GOOD!
Thanks, Shaida. Also, now that I've said that, I'm terribly curious, so... How did all of you pick your names?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE BECAUSE WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL AND YOU SHOULD TAKE ME HOME BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF WAITING UP ALL NIGHT SO LET ME KISS YOU OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE THINGS! :D
OMG sorry didnt know you were a newbie sorry..... Awsome name
"Brave", no.
HELLO STARRRRRR C:
ELLIKINS SAID TO ME "THE GAME" AND YEAH
YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME
Melica kinda just came to me and frost was because I live in scotland - a cold country - and it was frost outside so yeah :)
*Doesn't get what Melicia is saying.*
Oh, inside joke...
Im distant. YA thats right..... i have a life............Kinda
I read a story online about a girl called Mara who lied a lot. Mara lie. Then Charm because I have a charm bracelet I love. Then Lily because it's my favourite water flower!
Mara lie Lily Charm.
Maralie Lily Charm! :D
*pokes Brave*
WHAT you mean by no? Loooooook punctuation! see, I am using CAPS and commas like this: ,,,,,, seeeeeeeeeee
no it isnt really, its a game and basically you lose the game if you think about the game, but if someone says "the game" to you, you will lose the game because you thought about it, so you cant really win the game...
Shaida I heard from a minor character in the Kronos Chronicles (different from the Cronus Chronicles...) and the name just stuck in my head. Neverlyss is sort of hard to explain...
Oh.
OW why'd you poke me.......??
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Brave, it's not punctuation....
*fkakduaksj*
Guys go read my two chapters of the Origin!!
*Starts bleeding* ouch this is more serious then i thought..*arm falls off* What sort of a poke WAS that
My comments are disappearing! D:
It was a turbosuperkillingpoke.
FLAME my best bud! HAVNT AW YOU IN YEARS! as you can see i dont look myself 'cus i have no left arm....But its meeeeeee WELL witout my arm..........LEFT arm THAT thing poked it OFF
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Haahahahahahaahahah im crazay
HELLO, FLAME.
Star because I love the sky, stars are in the sky, and Star is a cool name and I'd never really had a character called Star. Ink because I have ink powers, my hands are often covered in ink (pen leakages, writng, both) and I like reading and (erm) writing, and they involve ink. Bright becaue it's a lovely word, it goes well with the 'Ink', it changes my name all blue, it's a blue, shining word, and . . . yeah.
Why do comments disappear?
NO lily Maralie no it dose not! Not that i understood that
Comments disappear coz people delete them.
Buddy
Oh.
Hello Flame :)
I wanna have a middle name.... like Stiltskin _______ Brave
EDEN OMG EDEN!!!!!!!!! I HAVNT SAW YOU IN LIKE 6 MONTHS.......(DEFINTLY FOUR)
Why was Maralie upset if she deleted them? I'm missing something...
Im going to get ice cream...
Me neither.
How're you?!!!!
Happy ice cream, Melicia!
ITS ME STLSKIN BRAVE I CHANGED MY NAME A LITTLE BUT AW WELL
WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER, DON'T YOU WORRY!
This is Harry and I's song... :')
Im getting older... you know. Actualy im 11 so not THAT old. well im elevin in 2 months.....ill come on on my b-day
I have been coming up with a few short story ideas for my blog but haven't had the time to post them with my mom has fling me over my test results.
All As and two Bs so far.
WAIT was anyone here the guy talking about SP on the late late toy show?
I didn't delete my comment... *is confused*
Me too.
I'm thirteen as of November.
Which was cool I also went to my first disco which was cool.
mara that happened to me a couple of days ago, but it fixed itself
Thats really good Eden. I have to say ive missed you. You and eve are my bffs on this.
Oh my God.
I'm 13 this year...
HI EDEN!!!!!!!!!
WAS ANYONE HERE THE GUY ON THE TOY SHOW
WOOP!
:-)
I gtg.
Bye Mara, bye everyone!
EDEN! HOW'S YOU AND DEATH? *smirks*
Mel - I hate when it happens. -_-
anyone?
oh my god Im 15 this year...hehehe I feel old, and I hate disco's, their supposed to be fun but arent...oh well thats just my opinion :)
I'm 14, if we're talking ages...
Bye!
Bye Shaida!! *squeezehugs*
What dose she mean by you and deth?
Hey star I finished fear.
I WANT LIGHT!!!!!!!!
Especially after that ending.
MARA I AM JEALOUS I'M SEVENTEEN THIS YEAR
Oh dear Lord Landy... I'm 17 this year O.o
THAT'S SCARY D:
who-was-the-guy-on-the-late-late-toy-show-that-done-the-skulduggery-book
Kill Mara.
Send on the one direction to hell.
See what I did there.
Am i considerd a newbie? Ive been hear about a year...
I DON'T WANT TO BE 13.
I WAS HAPPY NOT BEING A TEENAGER!
Uh, no offence...
*blinks* Eve?
You've actually spoken to Eve? Like, ever?
. . . XD Did I mention how bad my memory is?
I'M FIFTEEN THIS YEAR.
*cries* I WANT TO BE THIRTEEN.
Aretha means excellence, which is something I strive for. I also just really like the sound of the name... It stuck in my head, so I kept it. Tesla is the last name of Nicola Tesla, my inspiration. He was a famous inventor (invented radio, AC electricity which are the light bulbs we use today, remote control... I could go on for hours). Sadly not many people know about him, because Edison's companies cover it up. Edison has quite a few pretty little dark secrets... I actually really hate him... But I'll spare you the lecture because it would literally take me hours. Just look up the War of the Currents sometime if you're interested.
I don't, I always wished I could do it because this one year this girl did mc and all she mentioned was big hole in a mountain will a soul catcher.
meeeeee too star! *high fives*
No, you're not, Brave.
AWESOME, EDEN!
Light comes out on April 2nd. :)
CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTT.
I hate discos tooooooooooooooooo. :)
Im eating bread......THAT TASTES LIKE PIZZA
NOOOOO! *kills Eden*
*dusts of hands* C'mon Hazzabear. Let's go. *smiles* *holds Harry's hand*
Mara - 13 is a great age. Well, not really, but you know...
Always look on the bright side of life, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo etc.
I've got my internet back for like 15minutes, I'll be disappearing again soon...:(
Would tesla coil be one of his.
*high fifteens* :P
16 days
YA ive spoken to eve the ROCK. you know. She was the first person i met
IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY :)
IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs* I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO YOU IN CENTURIESSSSSSSSSSSSS. :'(
IENI! *squeezehugs*
AHAHAHAHA ZAYN BROKE A TABLE :'D
Star if you we're in gone you'd be gone.
I'll have been in Blogland a year next month:3
Justthoughtidletyouallknowbecauseidontknow.
Brave you've barely been on six/seven..
I'm two years in march :DD
And Brave, it haven't seen. Not 'saw'
SO was anyne here on the late late toy show?
Little Mix AHHHHH GIRL CRUSHES!!!
Flame i have a feeling you dislike me...... WELL Star dosnt do you star?
I know Eve the ROCK. She's evil. I call her Evil Eve Evil. She's also my master. And she's evil. And she's the person I email loads. And she's evil. And she's absolutely awesome. And she's evil.
. . . Did I mention that she's evil? XD
And soz for my mistake with saw and seen i can NEVER get that right....
Heyo people!
Sorry, I would do the whole hi thing, but I'm kinda gotta be quick...
Yeah, sorry about that, laminate flooring being put in, so I haven't been able to get on the computer and before that I had my music courses so yeah...
I should be back on regularaly again about Friday:)
Wow, I feel slightly missed. I miss you all as well *nods* I found myself subconciously writing you all my on hand again.
Oh yeah I got the ded.
I ded to my friend who hasn't been on for an age but is on now stiltskin brave.
Sherlock Holmes pipe and nicotine patches.
And someone who recently passed away.
Luci SAME! :D Except it's exactly a month. 9-2-11 :)
And flame i was on this for exactly 8 months. just checked. didnt go on for a month because i had reasons.
It's.
No.. Why ever so would you think that?
*REG*
I don't dislike you, Brave. :/
I joined erm somewhere in September as a possibly kinda late birthday present to Star.
Well, not really, but that's be excuse *nods*
IENI IENI IENI.
I MISSED YOU LIKE LOUIS MISSES KEVIN! *tacklehugs*
Flame, you're amazing:3
WAIT Eden i have been on for ages. Not or a month though. PEersonel reasons. HAHAHAHA thats sounds so serious i actually didnt i didnt come on for my laptop was broken.
I have been on 7 I think but I followed the blog before that I was just too afraid to comment.
Hey flame.
I watched REVENGE...
wait eden. YOUVE BEEN ON SEVEN MONTHS OR YEARS.
*screams* HOW DARE YOU DED TO SPPB?????????? THOU HAS AS MUCH WORTH AS A PEN THAT CANNOT WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. . . Mehness. THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD COMPETITION. :)
Friday? THAT'S TOMORROW!
Oh wait, it isn't. NEVER MIND, IT'S TOMORROW PLUS A FEW HOURS.
I shall awiat your return, oh aeroplane that is a ninja.
Er...that doesn't really mean a lot to me, because I don't really know why Louis and Kevin are, although seeing as it's you, you may be referring to the dude from 1D...
Wow, I was only gone for like a weekish.
And I need to show you people me fail of a Tanith limerick I wrote in English, because we had to write a limerick about something and I thought...
Yo Eden
Everyone else: HI!
I haven't I have been reading more since my mom banned me from using my iPad or iPod on Mondays Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Does anyone know when zath is gonna post the reaping.
I WATCH REVENGE!!
*hums along to Summer Love*
I have 5 minutes before bed guys :)
OHHHH I MUST ONLY BE ON FOR SIIIIX MOOOOONTHS
*?
Months.
I have at least...*checks clock* 1 hour left until I need to go :)
OK THERES ONLU LIKE 80 COMMENTS LEFT
Ieni, LOUIS TOMLINSON AND KEVIN THE PIGEON! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! EVEN ROBIN KNOWS!
I have until whatever time my mom realises what time it is.
STAR YOU SAID MEH!
There's a nice cosy chair over there to wait in... *points*...
Anyways...
There was once a girl named Tanith,
Who tried to find a dagger, because of some myth,
She went off with Billy-Ray,
And dumped him just after a day,
Because of his bad bad whiff.
Yeah, I know it isn't entirely accurate (or good) BUT STUFF HAD TO RHYME D:
Once again, I remind you that I msd.
Apart from the two weeks when I went on holiday, I've been on almost every day for almost a year. *grins proudly*
MY BLOGVERSARY ON THE 22ND. I SHOULD MAKE MYSELF A CARD OR SOMETHING, BUT I CBB.
ZATH GOT BACK TO OZ TODAY SO ANY TIME SOON C:
He e-mailed me earlier as well as yesterday. And I spammed him with e-mails xD
has anyone nearly cried yet at my new picture, I did actually cry ... It was an emotional time... *holds tears back as I stare at picture*
LOL
*laughs* AWESOMENESS. :)
*leaps onto cosy chair* MY MUM'S STARTED TELLING ME OFF FOR SAYING MEH TOO MUCH. *laughs*
Hate it when i gt banned from laptop thats when i overuse it..
I wanna have a party for everyone's Blogversary! :D Wouldn't that be awesome? (:
Gtg, bed :( BYEEEEEE!
It's quite a sad picture.
OMG! See, mehness will soon be a global thing!
Not exactly crying, Mel. But you know...
Bye Mel! *waves*
Going to disappear myself in a few moments, probably..
I didn't cry at the Ponds leaving. Personally, I thought it was time for them to leave this series. I didn't cry at the last episode of Merlin either, and I didn't even cry at the last-for-now Sherlock episode. There is, I swear, something wrong with me.
I'm awesome
it is...it really is...I should probably change it because I nearly cry whenever I look at it...
is there a way to find out how long youve been on?
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