How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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NIX!!!!
VAL!!!!
HI!!!!
*tacklehugs both*
I'm just going to attack people's brains and shout their zombies
NO, there's not going to be a zombie apocalypse.. The world isn't ending. In fact, the Doctor is going to save us. So it is definitely not blowing up
oh right. hi to you too -_-
*knits*
no its just gonna be Derek taking over the world isnt that a good thing?
Indeed
THAT'S how it is done, Zaf XD
*goes off to make her TARDIS and bowtie cookies
YAY!!!
Hi!
Nearly break.....
Hi Kessie! I got some awesome stuff. tell you bout it tomorrow....
is it an a day or a b day?
Kestrel! Did you get my email?
Andra, no clue.
Thrust, I dinnae, one sec.
well then what should i bring tomorrow?
like your pic kessie
Thrust, unless it was the
'for the sake of a blown-up computer' one, no.
Thankee muchly, Andra.
*has Old Friend, Deify, and Inside the Fire stuck in my head*
it was.. there, you got it this time
*checks email*
*watches Kes's eyes grow wonderous*
*eyes grow wonderous*
Theust, 's perfect. Gotta wait for Val's approval, though.
*Thrust
She already did..
I accidentally sent it to only her.
*Punches 'reply' button*
Okay.
POST IT!
*dances*
My turn!
I think Andra poofed....
i'm here *was eating pie*
can't read story there are no paragraphs and missing spaces. it makes my brain hurt.
Ok, the blog is UPDATED!!!
Thrust, part of it is there twice...
Distant, making cover.
GHHAA
Can you fix it for me, KEs? I really have to go...
Maybe....
I'll try....
yes kessie please fix it, it needs editing and that is from me.
Bye, Thrust!
By the way, I was the one who put the spaces in for the paragraphs. Unbold it maybe... But I can do that.
Ok... Updated again..
somethings written twice
this part:
“Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.
Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the
Adepts he was being protected by.
Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to look protected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.
“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.
“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They really were idiots.
You'll get over it.
Just stay alive until it's fixed.
Andra, there're paragraphs...
What'reyou talking about?
it's fine im just letting you know
How is that something repeated?
Thrust just goes off into thought as they start making names...
this is what it is copy and pasted:
Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.
Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the
Adepts he was being protected by.
Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to look protected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.
“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.
“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They really were idiots.
“Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.
Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the Adepts he was being protected by.
Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to lookprotected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.
“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.
“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They’re really idiots.
There used to not be, until I decided they should be there. It's my fault, sorry.
he fixed it
I did.
You know why?
Because I'm awesome.
I fixed it!
You must be so proud.
I am indeed.
I felt like it was needed to suggest.
*would start writing my chapter, but is unable to go on laptop*
I'M OFFIIALLY GOING.
NO!
*ties Thrust to tree*
kessie go on your email...
Can't, on iPod.
you can't get ur email on the ipod?
I can, but it randomly closes out and takes forever to load.
Hey guys!
Salveté, quid agis?
(That means Hello, how are you? In Latin)
Jubi? You still here?
Hi! sorry :) I'm good
Are you sure? *raises eyebrow*
I'm listening to Asylum(the song, not the album) and I keep picturing the music video which is really creepy...
Hear me now
Feel my plea!
There is no more time for apologies!
Never. Let emotions
Take hold on me!
Are you ready to begin
Your trip to the other side?
Death is an old friend of mine!
Haha.. :)
And yes, I am sure that I am good ^_^
OO! I saw the hobbit yesterday... IT WAS AWESOME
there was a lot of flowy hair as well..
Shush.
I might not be able to see it for another WEEK!
*dies*
Also, there's a new chapter of A Story of Three up!
oo awesome :)
Ill read it now :)
I wanna kno why Thrust wants me dead..
WHAT DID I DO WROONGG?? :P
And that's the clever part.
Thou shalt never guess!
hehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehe
*disapears again*
Ehehehehehehe
*kidnaps Thrust*
Thou shalt stay!
*disappears
I can't.
MY computer is shutting down. :(
AGAINST MY WILL
NO!
*gives Thrust un-disappearing potion*
*magically fixes Thrust's phone*
There.
*computer
Just read the story...
THRUST! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS! hmmf
It was good tho :)
It'll be a while before your questions are answered.
*nods*
*sigh* fiiiiine
*blurts out*
Thrust is actually a psychopathic dolphin who can fool people into thinking he's human!
OMIGOSH! THATS ACTUALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HE WAS! ITS AMAZING!
*laughs*
Then your brain is messed up.
My music is skipping....
And its one of my favorite songs....
And I just bought it today...
:(
Aww! that sucks...
I shall kill the skipping!
Wat is YOUR favorite band/music artist?
Haha... weelll... I really like The Beatles... Coldplay is pretty good too. There are also some others... but I cant think of them right now... haha
I like the Beatles...Don't think I've ever heard Coldplay, but it's very likely that I have and just didnt know it.
How about song?
I have four: Old Friend by Disturbed, Bever Again by Disturbed, Deify by Disturbed, and Inside the Fire by Disturbed
*Never
Yea they're pretty popular...
ADELE is pretty good 2... xP
I don't like popular.
:P
Which might be one of the reasons why MY favorite band is rock and metal....
haha well their not popular like Katy Perry or Justin Bieber or whatever.. Cuz I can't STAND them... :P
They're just... well known i guess.. haha
Justin Bieber shall die painfully.
*hums Pain Redefined*
Brb
Back!
Never mind, gtg, bye!
Hi!
I was just watching Merlin and I just finished it
and now I want to go dig a hole and die in it until the next episode comes out...
GAH ALL THE EMOTIONS
oh... Bye!
is anyone else there?
No...?
Apparently not.
Hello...
Heya Nix.
* walks in *
Hello.
* munches Valsnacks *
Hi Dark.
Hello All.
How's things?
Rainy.
Well, actually, it's not raining.
But I wish it was.
Today we had pretty miserable weather.
Windy, as always.
Its NEVER not windy.
But it was just miserable. I think the weather needs a hug.
The weather needs a restraining order.
Yes.
A restraining order.
The weather here keeps crying on me.
Maybe it's because it can't handle my amazing beauty.
*dramatic hair flip* *hits self in the eye*
Well done, Ivy.
Whipping yourself in the eye with your hair is annoying . I would know. Ive been growing my hair for a while..... quite a while....
It is very long.
I'm aware of the frustration, Dark... I have elbow length hair.
Yes.
You people with long hair...
I used to have a bob.
And a fringe.
...
I was seven, sheesh.
Again, you people with long hair...
Envy.
*hits Moose with a tree*
Animal cruelty.
* hits tree with a Moose *
Oh, I was calling Mist a Moose, because that is what I call him.
*hits Moose with a fridge*
*hits Ivy with shadows*
* hits people for fun *
Hi!
Hey Strange!
*grins wildly*
when is ur next book coming out
Semptember
Book??
HI AGAIN NIX.
Book 8?
..??
I am not aware of 'book.'
Please explain.
... No
The time bomb is ticking
And no one is listening
Our future is fading
Is there any hope we'll survive?
Wbd, getting ready to go to prison.
OOOOOH CAN WE REPENT IN TIME?
*glares at unmemorised German speaking test*
*Walks up*
Hello everyone!
I was going to be crying into ice cream but I am defiantly *sneeze* reading that
Nix? Are you still on?
HI DEATH!
Or am I alone...
*Shudders*
Jaws is freaky! And I am going out on the lake on the weekend!!!
Damn it!
HI INK!
*Eyes water wearily*
I am not going back in there
I AM! *jumps in lake*
Damn! It is cold! I'm in a dress in the corner of the lounge room right under the air conditioner!!! I'm too lazy to move
Hello everyone who has just appeared....
'ello my lovelies
*Laughs*
I've always wanted to say that!!!!!!!!!
No one tell Eden... When he comes back on I am SO saying that!!!!
*Skips around laughing*
I'M COLD! I'M IN A COLD LAKE!
*Pouts*
I'll be distant... Playing Sims 3
Now I feel really guilty coz I have Another Way To Die stuck in my head and I've been on the computer loads this weekend. :/
I WANT SIMS 3.
Going guys bye.
FOURS CAL!
Hit on China
LIKE A BOSS
Get rejected
LIKE A BOSS
Swallow sadness
LIKE A BOSS
Throw some fireballs
LIKE A BOSS
Silver? What on earth?
My random friend sent me this:
SexyBack lyrics
[Verse 1]
I’m bringing Skulduggery back
Tanith and Ghastly don’t know how to act
I know your gone and I need to get ya back
So I'm jumpin' through this portal and that's a fact
Take 'em to the farm
[Bridge]
Im sorry Skul
But you're gonna
See me comin'
Straight through the flames
It’s just that no one will come 'n' get you back
Take 'em to Ghastly's
[Chorus]
Come here Skul
Go grab my bones
Come back with me
Go grab my bones
Please, oh please!
Go grab my bones
Please come with!
Go grab my bones
Skul, I am real
Go grab my bones
Look at this ring
Go grab my bones
It's good to see you
Go grab my bones
They are coming
Go grab my bones
And get yourself together
Go grab my bones
Get yourself together
Go grab my bones
[Repeat 6 times]
Here are your bones
[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Skulduggery back
Them other mages don't know how to act
Come let me bring you back because we're sad
Portal is burning
Randomly parodizing 'Like a Boss'...
Mr. Pleasant
Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to Ghastly (like a boss)
Do his memos (like a boss)
Lead an army (like a boss)
Hate Christmas (like a boss)
Direct Cleavers (like a boss)
Love my Bentley (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote magic (like a boss)
Hit on Valkyrie (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some fireballs (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (on my suit)
Eat nothing (I can't eat)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Take Val's vodka (like a boss)
Sh*t on Ravel's desk (like a boss)
Clean my gun (like a boss)
In my house (like a boss)
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Mist's desk (like a boss)
Fly out the window (like a boss)
My car looks slick (like a boss)
Do something (like a boss)
Crash my car (NOOOOO!)
Hit Val with a stick (like a boss)
Do some backflips (like a boss)
And I can't be bothered to do the rest of the song.
Oh hey Death!
How dare you puke on my desk!
*throws a teapot at Death*
Haha, wrong person! XP
I know that.
T'was a joke.
*throws a teapot at Silver for the heck of it*
But.... What did I do to deserve that???
(I meant I was the one who posted him vomiting on your desk.)
Oh, right. It wasn't Death who did that.
Huh.
...
MUAHAHA! I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF FRAMING!
You confuse me.
*glowers*
Stupid lagging computer.
Don't I just?
Hm.
I don't get how some people don't like reading.
Reading is amazing.
Books are amazing.
Reading can take you to another place.
And I was hoping that would be more awesome and longer...
Hi all!
Hi guys!
Somebody should write Scapegrace Style.
I have no idea if I'll have the time or ability.
So if anyone likes the idea go write it.
I've just spent 45 minutes trying to fix my number Rubik's cube so that the numbers 1-9 are on every face.
It's so difficult. Amd it wasn't even like I was trying to SOLVE my Rubik's cube. I was trying to REASSEMBLE it Because it was BROKEN.
. . . ANDTHENIGAVEUP. XD
. . . You know what?
*chucks Rubik's cube in bin* YOOOOO-OOOOU ARE NEVER, EVER, EVERRRRRR GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
It had a piece missing anyway. :P
hello?
HI MELICA!
Look on the shiny side, at least you get your birthday before we all die. :)
yay! yeah I think thats the silver lining in the whole situation... :D
I REORGANIZED MY BOOKCASE YESTERDAY
IT WAS PAINFUL
LIKE, ACTUALLY PAINFUL. BECAUSE A FEW BOOKS FELL OFF THE TOP SHELF AND HIT ME, AGAIN .-.
BUT MY BOOKCASE LOOKS SEXY
AND I DECIDED, I MIGHT MAKE A BOOK/FOLDER OF EVERYTIME DEREK HAS BLOGSPOKEN TO ME AND ANY MESSAGES AND STUFF BECAUSE THEN I'LL ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PUT THEM
AND IT CAN GO ON MY SPELF
THE SPORN SPELFFFFFFFFFFFF
I REALLY WANT SOME POP
POP IS A COOL WORD, DON'T YOU THINK!?
yeah pop is a cool word :)
My social dancing experience is actually very good now...we did the ally cat and the slosh OH oh and then the dance from the song 5,6,7,8 by steps! WOOO! It was so funny and I love shuffling along the floor ... that sounded weird...
*starts singing* Pop, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea . . .
*pops a bubble*
Did you know that 'popple' is a word?
POPMASTER! *hums Popmaster music*
POP MUSIC POP MUSIC POP!
*pops about poppily*
. . . I decided that a pop is also a small jump. *nods*
POPPADAM!
*hums the song I can't remember the words of that reminds me of poppadams* Is it me, coz it's true . . . something home, dum Skegness. *pop para pop pop para pop pop para pop pop para pop*
SORRY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR SONGS WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE AND YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING? It sounds like Skegness, really it does.
It's fascinating, now I'm older and (slightly) less nonsensical, to find out what the real lyrics to those aforementioned right random songs in our blue car.
*pops a balloon*
POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
*car are
do you know that "pleb" may become a word? I think it should because its the fifth most used word in Scotland...hehehe
I'm just poking my head in here to say hi, even though I don't think I know anyone who is on at the moment.
But lets face it, this place is way too hectic to keep on top of.
So,
Hi.
Wait.
Ok I recognise a few people hahaha :)
HI JUBI!
HI MATEX PERSON!
HI STAR!!
hey people that entered the magicalness of blogland! I called someone a pleb today... not proud of that but its my 'nature' apparently ... acording to my modern studies teacher
HI STAR!
first yes
I dedicate this page this nerdy guy at school
Hey all!
Glad we sorted that out.
oh. new page!
HI MATEX!
gotta go now only one for short time dinner yum yum yum
HI
BYE
Derek.
Get on your own blog.
FOURS BRAD!
*smiles happily* AND THANKS FOR PUTTING MY NAME AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE!
*laughs* At school today I kept almost writing, "Star" whenever we had to write our names on stuff.
hey Matex I dont think that we have met! :D
soory back can someone comment on my blog brad wood a blog pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeee :)
please star matex and anyone else
I WILL. :)
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