How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4954 Newer› Newest»I don't think I've lost anyone this close to me...not really. How do I get over this?
*hugs Star back*
@Rhydian: Remember, you haven't lost her. :) You can still talk to her on email and stuff. And she might come back, at one point . . . You won't never speak to her again. :)
And - there's other people in the world. You lose awesomeness, but you gain it, too. :)
Msd.
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@Star: *nods* I get you.
I don't cry, I think, because even though they're not here, they're not gone. They're just getting their awesome around to more and more people in the world, in different ways, and leading a life and if that's good for them.. Y'know?
Like, I don't know how many of you know/knew Thalia here, but I creepy-stapler her on tumblr (which, actually, i don't think she is aware of :P) and she posts some of the most awesome shtuff and it just makes me smile and think and feel so much, and knowing that there are other people also who think and smile and feel because of it and... Idk.
And I see her Mar,look! Tags and I know Mar's tumblr as well and I just- They're just, as Star said, so perfectly them, but now they just do that out in the rest of the world where it can rub off on even more people.
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Ok...*nods slowly* Yeah ok. It's not quite goodbye. Still hard :(
Gtg now. Cousin just came. She's so cute. ShE should cheer me up :)
*hugs Rhydian*
*nods at what Star's said*
Let them know you
Realise that life goes fast
Talk, and make the good things last;
You realise the sun don't go down-
It's just and illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
MSD
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@Taia: . . . And that, was amazing. :) I shall tell people that in future, about how people are still there even though they're not.
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Baaah i blew into school
*huggles Star*
Thank you.
Sorry I had to take up on the msd.
Might be back laters.
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@Taia: Okay. :)
@Zaf: Hello. :)
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Argh sorry for distant ness'
I'm writing for Nameless. HOLLAH.
Hiya and ooh you people better read that Alastair chapter!
I NEED TO WRITE. D:
Oh, wait, I also need to post a chapter. On my blog, that is.
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Posted.
inkystar.blogspot.com
You guys are in school, right?
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Yes Star school sorry lol
@Zaf: That's fine. :)
Dammit, I was just wandering around the house, because I like pacing, and I wandered into my sister's room, and as I was wandering out I tripped over her Halloween costume and fell THWACK on the floor. :P
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Hullo?
Nobody appears to be here.
If anyone finds this comment, first of all, comment 4061 is cursed. Second of all, I would love to be put on Nameless if anyone has the time.
@Annika: Sorry, idk how to do it. :( Fabi said Ari was the only one who could?
*ACCEPTS THE CURSE*
Because curses are exciting. :)
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Spellcheck says that 'floaty' isn't word. *mutters*
I know I make up a lot of words, but come on . . .
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Ah, I see YOU are the unlucky curse victim. Sadly, the nature of this curse is that you are no longer able to tell the difference between babies and muffins.
I thought floaty was a word!
Aw, shucks.
@Annika: It is a word!!!
Sorry I'm distant, writing . . . ;(
Ooh. That doesn't sound too bad. I heard that babies taste quite nice. :)
*looks around for babies/muffins*
*doesn't see any* :(
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*yawns*
Watching Victorioussss
*tugs on her magical sequined tuxedo jacket*
*toggles on the microphone*
Hellooooooo, Blogland! We are now live on the air! I dedicate this song to Halloween!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and ghouls!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of..
Delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command!
Your every whimsical desire brought to life!
But I'm warning you..
There's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!
The dark carnival is in town
You better be ready
Just follow the parade
Of dancing skeletons
Full of ghoulish delights
Around every corner
Don't tell your parents you're here
They will soon be mourners
Welcome to the lower birth
The greatest show unearthed
We appear without a sound
The darkest show around
We will leave you in a daze
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete
I will be your ticket taker
Come inside, it's a dream
Enter the fun house of mirrors
No one can hear you scream
We can supply anything
That your heart desires
But the consequences
Will surely be dire
Welcome to the lower birth
The greatest show unearthed
We appear without a sound
The darkest show around
We will leave you in a daze
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete
Come inside for the ride
Your deepest, darkest fears
The best night of your life
You're never leaving here
The unknown
The unseen
Is what you're gonna find
Witness this
Witness that
Until you lose your mind
Welcome to the lower birth
The greatest show unearthed
We appear without a sound
The darkest show around
We will leave you in a daze
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete!
Hold on.. Did Rose just leave? •_•
That's fine, Star. It's quiet today, and besides, I'm a little distant too. I'm doing Social Justice class.
Rose? I didn't even know Rose was here.
Hullo, Aiden and Maralie.
@Annika: That's an awesome song. :) It creates a . . . well, it's not a 'good' atmosphere (madness, murder, dismay), but you know what I mean. :)
@Aiden: Yes. :(
Hi Mara! :) THAT SHOW IS AMAZING. :)
@Annika: Sounds cool. :)
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@Annika: No . . . she left Blogland. Like, LEFT left. :(
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Hey Precious, Star, Zaf, whoever else is on.
Hiiiiiiiii everyone :)
Star - YES IT IS
Well, it's a Halloween song. And don't get excited, I didn't write that one. That's by Creature Feature. I dunno if I've written any really creepy songs . . . let me check . . .
@Mara: :)
@Annika: I know. :) No, know, not know, but the know is half layered anyway, the other know, but everything is fully layered, it just seemed that way . . .
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I wrote this one a long time ago, so it's not as good as the others.
*flips on microphone*
Welcome back from break, and now, Blogland, for our final Halloween broadcast this morning! This is "Here Lies Jack!"
No matter what I try
A stake through my heart
A knife in my eye
All I wanted was to die
To waste away beneath the ground
Without a breath
Without a sound
I don’t know
Where I will go
But I know this
That Death’s cold kiss
Would fully right
This endless night
J (aaa) ck
Here lies J (aaa) ck
The world has disowned me
Calling me a hack
I’ve prayed to the Lord
Please, Take! Me! Back!
No peace no rest
For Lonesome Jack
What I would give for
A coffin black
I don’t know
Where I will go
But I know this
That Death’s cold kiss
Would fully right
This endless night
J (aaa) ck
Here lies J (aaa) ck
The good die young and the rotten live forever
This mortal coil just will not sever me (eee)
Some would call it victory (eee)
But not I fear to me (eee)
I’d give all this world around
To lie there rotton in in the ground
But see (eee)
Is it destiny (eee)
I don’t know
Where I will go
But I know this
That Death’s cold kiss
Would fully right
This endless night
J (aaa) ck
Here lies J (aaa) ck
Each night sleeping in this shack
The shadows I live with are numberless black
And someday God will take me back
In a sepulchre labelled
Here lies Jack!
@Annika: That's fantastic. :) :) :) :) :)
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And now, THE WEATHER.
*someone starts singing something on air*
*removes her headset*
*chews on some Halloween candy*
*sighs*
I am rather inclined to flollop away and give further attention to my schooling . . .
*flollops away to give further attention to her schooling*
@Annika: :( Fours!
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Wait!
Before I flollop away, I should probably mention that I will, in semi-short order, be setting up a secondary blog. It shall be called The Superfluous Adventures of Doctor Precocious, and it shall be jolly good fun, all around, though I will not update it as much as my main blog, There Will Always Be Monster Hunters.
Carry on.
*flollops away for real*
Halloweentown High :3
@Annika: Awesomeness! :)
@Mara: Halloweentown High?
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And nobody cares, but I finished my A7X playlist . . .
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTslNdjmKxFtDwh1k3FIRyXuARLNTj9fJ
. . . and started a new one, so now I have eleven playlists. :) Well, thirteen, but two of them only exist so that the thirteen could be number thirteen. The name of the band has to go with the number, the colours . . . so a few weeks ago I had four gaps in my playlists. Filled two up now, though.
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Sorry i poofed ah
Halloweentown High is the third movie in the "Octoberween" series thing on Disney Channel :P
And congratulations on finishing your playlist! *hugs* :D
@Mara: Okay. *doesn't watch Disney Channel, and never really has, just because sometimes life happens that way*
And, thanks! :) *hugs*
I poof all the time. XD That's fine. :)
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It isn't really that good anyway tbh XD
You're welcome! *hugs back*
@Mara: Okay. :P
A lot of things aren't really that good anyway, but they can still be amazing. :)
How are you? :)
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OH!!! *facepalms*
That's right! I meant to tell you - WELL DONE ON YOUR HARRLIE BREAKUP!!!! IT WAS DONE FANTASTICALLY!!!!! BUT IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!! BECAUSE HARRALIEEEEEEEEEEEE! D:
:(
Harralie were so HARRALIE!!!
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It used to be really good but it got boring after a few years... :P
I'm superextraextremelymegahappy because my friend Ciara is coming over today and I haven't seen her since August :D
How're you? *hugs*
*laughs* Thanks! I have been waiting for ages to break them up, you have no idea. They're too happy together. Something had to go wrong :P
*pops back up*
*looking rather dazed*
Wow. It took me almost an hour, but I finished setting up my second blog.
It's cool. It looks nice. It's got some awesome quotes and such.
*toddles off down the street*
*munching Halloween candy*
@Mara: *shrugs* TV does that. It's gradually getting worse and worse and worse. :O All the kids' stuff, anyway, at least, a lot, loads, it sucks.
And - YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :) Hope you have a good time! :)
And - :( HAPPINESS EXISTS IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOWWW . . .
But I know what you mean. :)
It's really stupid, but I was kind of smiling reading it, because I'm sadistic like that when it comes to stories. :P
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@Annika: Yay! :) :)
CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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Gah, all of my friends and I are so BUSY these days! I have to make an appointment a month in advance if I want to see them.
Zaffy here i feel smart took a quiz in Spanish and i kicked butt in the review game msd
*sighs in agitated disgruntlement*
I'm doing my Social Justice course online, so I'm watching a bunch of lectures and dangit my Social Justice lecturer is way too young and cute to be a dang college professor . . .
@Zaf: Yay! :)
@Anni: *laughs*
And - :( on the busyness. Sometimes, people can be busied down . . .
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Blaahhh...
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Blaaaaaaaugh.
Yeah...
Hi, by the way.
Still sick, but I'm going to try doing at least a half-day of schoolwork so I won't be clinging to this place so much today.
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See i'm here....oh my gods tonight
Hi...
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Hiya! *is cowering* TheGolden God tonight...
Aw, it'll be awesome!
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I think we're all nervous. Like yeah it'll just be us 5 and Derek but y'know I'm nervous he won't give a time I have haunted Twitter hoping for one as he said he'd give me one by this week, its tonight, i'm not totally nervous to meet Derek because I have well twice before he's just funny. And epic but the others....Marissa is cowering in a corner during the call...we're sticking Vinette on a leash Serephia is standing with me and Val is too...
I have to say I'm really quite jealous of this appointment you've got with the golden god himself . . .
Okay hold on now the devil answers....
Anni yeah i had to beg him but because we're Americans and all i guess hr thought it would be nice
Yeah. Well, I'm American too. Tell him I said hi. Or don't.
Msd....
[hugs Annika]
Zaf, record some of it? Pleeeease?
Also remember that no matter if something goes differently than you'd like it to, you're still lucky to meet the Golden God. Okay?
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That's very true. Keep in mind that we would all be thrilled at the opportunity.
If you have Skype, you can try to get into the big Skype call over Christmas, I think. Um... I don't have Skype, so I wasn't paying attention.
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Tragically, no Skype for me.
*gazes mournfully into the distance*
Hello.
That's okay, we can be Skype-less together.
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Hello Dragona. :-)
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Hey Fabi! How are you?
Eh, better than I was. You?
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New post!
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Hiiii
I GOT LASTTTTTTTTTTT. :)
I was going to say something like "Adra often gives links to the next post, but I'm not going to do that because you can all go find it on your own, you lazy people," but then the only people online were Mara and Lantern and you're both awesome so I was like meh I'll find the link for them. :P
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AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Hey Adra! :)
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Owwww headache . . . *thinks I might have been staring at my computer screen a bit too much today*
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Much appreciated, Star.
Hi Mara, Adra and Star since I didn't actually greet you yet. :-P
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ME AND MY BROTHER AND SISTER ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME SHOE SIZE.
MY BROTHER'S FIVE AND A HALF YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. :P
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@Lantern: :)
And, that's fine, I don't greet people half the time. :)
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Oh my gosh sorry I have to go
Homework and stuffs
*Talk
For the last page.
[Facepalm]
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Bye Mara [hugs]
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, anything she doesn't see... [hugs again]
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@Mara: :( Fours . . .
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My sister and I both wear the same size number-wise, but her feet are longer and skinnier than mine (much like the rest of her), so her shoes don't exactly fit me, but sometimes I borrow them anyway because she uses mine all the time.
Also, I have a pair of ballet shoes that's a "13" and a pair that's an "7.5" and they both fit. Different brands. Seriously, though.
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Wbd/msd, cooking lunch.
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I back
@Lantern: You have different systems to us . . . but that's strange. :)
And, okay.
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Hi Zaf! :)
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Hiya! Omg i gots this M&M thingy that is like a gum ball machine where you put the M&M's in and three pop out so i stuck all my M&M's in and its so cool!
@Zaf: Awesome! :)
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Hey Star?
Hey Adra?
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Explosives
*whispers* You're awesome
I msd...
Damn I know in gonna miss the fun stuff when the fun kids come on...
But I'll be gone for a bit
@Adra: Sorry. :(
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Okay, nvm.
The formatting was all weird for a minute.
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Adra whats up?
Gtg, back in four hours. :-/
College fair. :-/
[hugs people]
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Hello everyone
Bye Fabi
Gtg be back layer
Ughhh I feel sick AGAIN
Back
Your horses are beautiful Adra, thank you for the snapchats earlier.
I beed to volunteer someone from Ireland for a Skype call with some crazy peoples
Hah ta
*is totes raging*
I beg your pardon, but is this the correct post?
Hello!
Hullo, Adra!
*waves*
Oh hi Anni wbd
*waves*
*offers a cup of Sleepy Hollow's Pumpkin Spice Nectar Delight tea, with a dash of vanilla and milk*
*shrugs* why not? *takes it* Thank you
I don't expect I shall be able to stay long. I just thought I'd pop on for a cup of tea and a hullo.
Oh... Alright then. *nods*
So . . . how have you been?
*sips tea*
Today, I visited my aunt, who is 83, and was a bit of a heartbreaker in her youth. A list of ex-boyfriends longer than this comment thread. Anyhow, the thing she loves most in the world is knitting, but she's not very good at it herself, so her whole house is covered top to bottom in things that men have knitted for her.
Mm... I was teleported off to the Alps for more training.. *glares at nothing*
(Oh my, I apologize. I was being me, not Precocious. Here's what Precocious was doing:)
My head is spinning.
Hullo Adra, I did not know you had four identical siblings.
Do whales have knees?
*hiccup*
Of course Theo's Christening was mobbed. We couldn't be hated by our boys without something like that happening, could we?
Zaf - I'd do the Skype call if my mother wasn't an overprotective nwsqjwjnjkxq :P
Er, what Mars?
Doctor, you're drunk
Oh, look, it is the Maralie.
Hullo, Princess of Flowers.
My face feels sandy.
I would like to sleep.
But I'm standing up.
Horses can sleep standing up.
May I be a horse?
Thank you. I am a horse now.
*coughs*
*says* Neigh. *with great dignity*
Horses are lovely, excuse you
Theo. Niall's nephew. He was born a few months ago.
Wait, was it months already? My God.
But just like Greg and Denise's wedding (Niall's brother and sister-in-law), Theo's Christening was mobbed by stupid Irish carrots who wanted a picture with Niall when Niall actually tweeted asking for privacy because he hadn't seen his family in four months and ARGH THIS IS WHY WE ARE THE MOST HATED FANDOM IN THE WORLD
Hullo Anni/Precocious.
Oh...
Well, yeah. People can be inconsiderate and selfish
I resent that comment, Adrasdasdosdossosos . . .
I am NOT drunk!
I only had one drink.
. . . Five times.
*hiccups*
Nothing against 1D, myself, but always hated them and the Bieberlets, I'm sorry. Not you, the Maralie, I like you, but even you must admit 1D fans are very supercilious.
*blinks*
That was the wrong word, wasn't it? Oh dear.
Seriously though. We were voted *pulls out scroll*
The most hated fandom in the world
The scariest fandom
The most aggressive fandom
The strangest fandom
The fandom most likely to beat someone up if their idol was insulted
The most annoying fandom
The most hated fandom in Europe
The most hated fandom in America
The creepiest fandom in the world
#swag4lyfe
*takes a bucket of water and dumps it over Doctor*
Hmm...well.. The flaws are the things people focus on the most
You mean the Beliebers?
Ugh. Beliebers. *shudders*
And; it's alright. We're hated a lot in places anyway. *shrugs*
*looks very upset*
*and silly, because she is soaking wet*
ADRSDOSOSOSOSOS!
. . .
Harrumph.
bUT IF YOU MEET A FRIENDLY HORSE
WOULD YOU COMMUNICATE BY
M O O O O R S E
M O O O O R S E
M O O O O R S E
HOW WOULD YOU SPEAK TO THAT
H O O O O R S E
H O O O O R S E
H O O O O R S E
*taps symbol on her van*
*van poofs into a black hairdryer covered in symbols*
*begins to dry herself off*
I am not sober enough to deal with this abuse right now, Adrasasassafras.
*slaps Anni* Don't make me give you electrolytes
(WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY-
Ooh-de-lally. It says ooh-de-lally. Know your Disney.)
You can say "superlicious", but not "Adra"
What the fuck
I bought a really bad phone cover for a tenner today.
WHAT A SHAMBLES LADS SERIOUSLY OMFG
*SCREAMS*
I'VE THOUGHT UP THE MOST BRILLIANT PLOT TWIST EVERRRRRRR.
Well . . . not really. The most brilliant plot twist FOR ME. Which means, it's not really a twist. It's just something that happens, in the plot, that isn't really all that creative or anything. And I didn't even just think it up. It's existed for ages, I've just decided that this character in the story I'm writing will be this character in the story that isn't written yet. And it's slightly exciting for me as my story is so boring. But still. :)
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*angrily waves an arm*
*not her arm, a plastic one*
Bah! You don't know the rubbish I've had to deal with of late. Were YOU locks for weeks on end in a world entirely devoid of anything but whiteish whiteness!
NoOoOoOoOoO.
*sulks*
ROBIN HOOD AND LITTLE JOHN WALKIN THROUGHTHE FOREST
ACTUALLY THE FOX SAYS "LONG LIVE KING RICHARD"
Doctor, I saw being beaten mercilessly to a pulp again and again. Do not start this.
((Yay star!))
Remember when i used to call things "amazayn" and stuff?
*shakes head slowly* *laughs* Carrot. Such a carrot.
ADRA I HATE YOU
(OH THE WORLD WILL SING OF AN ENGLISH KING A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOOOOOOW
AND NOT BECAUSE HE PASSED SOME LAWS OR HAD THAT LOFTY BROOOOW
WHILE BONNY GOOD KING RICHARD LEADS THE GREAT CRUSADE HE'S OOOOOON
WE ALL HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY FOR THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING JOOOOOOHN)
BUT TIMERIDERS!!!! *wails about how everybody got it all wrong and poor John and it's not fairrrrrrr because that was a good world*
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((Ay Mara ;3
))
I dedicate to One Direction and Little Mix and Little Mix's new album SALUTE ERMAGERD and MidNIGHT MEMORIES COMING OUT IN LIKE TEN DAYS
i am gucci u are crocs
swaggie
Aaaadra I don't want to *hiccups* get into an argument about whoms life was the most despicably unpleasant but WERE YOU TORTURED NEARLY TO INSANITY AND LEFT IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR FIFTY YEARS BECAUSE OUR LEGS WERE SHREDDED?
No.
I daresay that you were not.
(Ah, my best friend recently started reading Skulduggery Pleasant because she saw me running around in my black coat with one red glove screaming GIVE ME THE SCEPTER so naturally she was intrigued.
After she finished the first book she called me at 2:00 a.m. and screamed ERMAGERD, NERFERIAN SERPERN!)
I'm not having a "sucky life" fight. Mainly because it isn't something to be proud of
((*raises glass* Hear hear
I am scares
*is in a really hyper mood*
I'm not sure it's a good idea to be writing this scene in this mood . . . :P
Me to friend: *hasn't seen it because I'm behind* *like, behind a tree* *because it kidnapped meeee*
Did you like it? :)
Friend: Yup it was great u have some serious catching up to do
Me: I SHALL CATCH FISH FOR MY TREE'S SUPPER. *nods*
I do.
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Humph!
*hiccups*
*sways on the spot*
Judge a man, or woman, of course, by the quality of their enemies, so they say. Look at Oscar!
*laughs*
*hiccups*
S'all you need to know about the quality of MY character, right there.
@Anni: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)
Hello Zaf! Did you just appear? :) Hi anyway.
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*pokes Star*
Annika, I wouldn't be so fast to reveal your hand
And I ded to ALL OF YOU HAVING TO LOOK UP LITTLE MIX LITTLE ME RIGHT THIS SECOND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS AN ORDER LOOK UP THE SONG LITTLE ME BY LITTLE ME I DO NOT CARE GO ONTO YOUTUBE AND L I S T E N TO IT
*Little Me by Little Mix
It's slightly confusing
@Anni: Hunter would say: Well, that's STUPID. Why would you be enemies with people who were GOOD quality people? Surely you'd want those on your side?
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Hunter!
Ezter! <3
*angrily staggers around in search of drink*
It is better, to-
*hiccups*
It is better to have a, I don't know, a criminal mastermind of exceeding caliber, as an enemy, than an OCD prat like Oscar.
*giggles suddenly*
I'm not scared of him. My God, I just said that aloud!
I am not scared of Oscar, even now he's got the League on his side.
Stars above!
*laughs drunkenly*
STOP IGNORING ME
*grabs Adra* *shakes her*
LOOK UP LITTLE ME BY LITTLE MIX RIGHT NOW
*slaps Precocious across the face* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER AND LOOK UP LITTLE ME BY LITTLE MIX
You see, if I had a bloke like that Jim Moriarty, or that Jester, or Prankster, or whatever that devil's name is, from Gotham, THEN I may be worth something.
*hiccups*
But I'm not GOOD enough to fight blokes like them. I'm only good enough for Oscar. And Oscar USED to be a fantastic super villain, but he's getting old. We both are!
*angrily stumbles around*
We're shadows of what we used to be.
*sighs* good grief
MARA I HAVE HEARD THEM BEFORE
LITTLE MEEEEE
NOT JUST LITTLE MIX
LITTLE ME IS LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT S O N G
AND BOY
OMFG BOY
OMG COMPETITION THOUGHHHTTHHTHHGHGHGHGHGGHHG
AND TOWERS IS BEAUTIFUL
AND S A L U T E
...*le sigh*
Pleaseeeee
Maraaaaaa I'm watching Gleeeee
*drunkly observes*
Are you drunk, the Maralie?
ADRA
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE
NO
NO I DON'T
that was mean i'm sorry
BUT STILL
*glares at Precocious* NO
NOW GO LISTEN TO LITTLE ME
*sighs* Anni
*sighs* Adra
*giggles*
i sound like zen milk
"bUy DeE eNN aY oN iTuNEZ"
@Adra: *laughs*
You know Hunter got himself captured and it was really annoying? Well, now he's ESCAPING. And it's just like what the fuck. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO DO THAT!!! I've set all these plots now, and they're not even halfway through yet!!! He can't escape NOW!!!! What's he doing with his life????
*tries to change something*
#ChaseForBookNine
(Once, I was trying to make Eliot go slay a monster but he got drink at his childhood best friend's bar and I couldn't figure out how to get him sober in time so his new best friend ended up having to do it instead while Eliot followed behind drunkenly debating wether pirates or werewolves would win in a fight.)
*laughs* Ezter
Anni, would you mind if I undrunkifyed you?
*looks shocked and appalled at Adra*
I am agog!
I am aghast!
What did you just say about my mother!?
(Go right ahead.)
@Anni: *laughs* XD Awesome. :P
@Adra: I'M DESTROYING EZTER. :P
Or planning to.
Slightly.
Oh my gosh, Hunter's meant to be trying to rescue this other character but now he's just started fangirling over how indestructible the metal straps are. *facepalm*
#ChaseForBookNine
Gives her a bottle*
It's totally alcohol
*quietly* I will end you, Star
(Don't you hate it when characters do things they aren't supposed to?
One of my 'plucky comedy relief' characters recently realized he would much prefer to be a 'stars above, he was really a bad guy this whole time!' sort of character, and now I have to rewrite one of the segments.)
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