How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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I had my dog brake my hand and she's a Maltese Shitzu cross Peakingese!!!
I'm not scared of you!
I never even realised they were the same person...
Death, be scared of the Nixion. Be veeeeeery scared of the Nixion.
*whispers* He's insaaaaane...
You should be
Raise your hand if you're scared of me
DEREK!
YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN 'IGNORANCE IS BLISS (like Mr. Bliss)' JOKE!!!
*raises hand*
*looks around*
*slinks back*
Well...
Kes? Really? Wow!
Helena! I haven't seen YOU in a while!
Hi!
Hi Hel!!!!
Nix, email.
*Shots Nix in the hand with pistol ring*
Yeah. Sure. Okay. *raises hand and laughs at Nix*
Hi Hel!
Death, that was very likely NOT good idea.
I must not have gotten enough sleep because this is kinda funny!
*bullet bounces off*
You really should
*Shrugs*
I'll use you as a shield!
Oh dear.
*waits for Mist to turn in Nagier*
*Sits down*
I'm not scared of no Faceless One!
*runs away and hides from Faceless One Nix*
*blasts Death with pure magic*
Hi everyone... Nix and Zath, I'm going to need your help with something... I'll e-mail you in a minute.
*Dives to the side*
Missed me!
*waves to Death sadly*
Basically....run.
*appears at Death's side, grips her arm and tears it off*
Nah, I'm in a dress, I do not run in dresses
*peeks in*
*Looks at missing arm*
Wow, that's kinda cool!
*Flips over Nix and grabs free branch*
Batter up!
*branch explodes*
Hi Thrust!
Death, you DO realise he's a Faceless One, right?
*Waves to Thrust*
Hey! I'm about to die! Wanna watch?
*raises an eyebrow*
I don't turn into Nagier. Nagier is a separate entity to me.
*Sighs*
Nix, I made a Faceless Ones Church. Did you realize that I am fighting my own God?
*Throws rocks*
So, what is the term for Nagier coming out?
Death, stop Godmodding.
Kes, I'll write out a proper explanation, gimme a while...
Okay!
Death, your missing an arm. You can't hold a branch or flip...
I'm not your average God
For one, I still have a face
*turns rocks to ash*
I'm not, am I? I built it yesterday...
And I've lost an arm? And throwing rocks and fighting a God...
*you're
Faceless One Nix, you do? How'd that happen?
Hey! You just killed Robert!
I can still flip! I jumped and spun! And I was using my other arm...
Ah, so we are the mighty audience of a fight.
Yes Nagier. Have no idea how you turn into h- i mean Nagier becomes... whatever..
OK.
Who made Nix angry?
I'm the child of a Faceless One
For some reason, the mixture of human and Faceless One makes me more powerful. Guess the natural magic mixed together created some kind of awesome Faceless One with a face
*Glares at Nix and infuses magic with it*
Die!!!
Hi Miss Cain!
Death did. She said she could take him. I warned her, he warned her...
Hi Thrust and Miss.
Yes, Death, you ARE Godmodding.
*sets Death of fire with a thought*
That, Faceless One Nix, is cool.
Oh, and I probably should mention that I can't die
*shakes head sadly*
Death, Death, Death, will you ever listen to our warnings?
Hey Missy! *hugs*
*Holds hand up*
I mad him angry!!!! I did! I did! Scroll up and guess!
*Throws shoes at Nix*
*Falls over*
God damn!
*squeals*
HEL!!
*tacklehugs instead*
Miss Cain, she also said something about not being scared of him.
Faceless Ones would be better with faces.
But then they wouldn't be Faceless Ones.
*Gets lit in fire*
Ow! Ow! Ow!
*Runs into the lake*
That's better!
And I don't listen to warnings... Randomness of me!!
Ah. Yes.
I can paint a perfect picture with that information...
Thrust. Agreed.
So they'd be the Face Ones!
*would join in fight, but is afraid of getting killed*
*agrees with Kessie*
*is off to the side organising*
*Laughs*
I'm kinda feeling dizzy...
*Looks at blood coming from shoulder*
Miss Cain, and then she shot him in the head.
*sighs*
Typical.
It was the hand...
Because that's SOOO much better...
Tell that to nix, Kes.
Um, I'm just going to repeat what i said before..
In fact, in fact I'm sure since the HAVE faces, now they have to sit down and explain how the hell the allow themselves to even be called that
to all their enemies before they get the cahnce to kill them.
Well, one can kill you, the other is a warning shot...
*Collapses in the water*
But, if you're part Faceless One, NEITHER can kill you.
Brb.
I'll brb.
Getting the Scepter of the Ancients.
*Regains consciousness*
*Drags self to shore*
*Collapses again*
Um...If you lost consciousness while in a body of water, wouldn't you drown?
Hey Thrust, if you mean the book, good. If you mean the weapon, it doesn't work on me
She fell backwards
I can't die
As I said, Nagier is a separate entity to me.
What happened was Zathract used to be this angry person with a short temper and had to steal food to survive.
Something in the future - which I won't mention now because it will be explained in later Zathract Mist chapters - makes Zathract snap. He loses his mind and becomes insane. For a few years, he was what Nix was; an insane murderer. Only he was more aggressive and more efficient than Nix was. His anger and rage and darkness consumed him and he became what we know as Nagier.
After his fuel and rage was burned up, Zathract eventually regained control of himself (so pretty much like Vile). But during the time that he was what we know as Nagier, his anger and rage had grown and thrived, and regaining control was not something so simple. He had too much rage and darkness inside his body and mind to contain with anything else.
So all of it was expelled from his body and reformed into a different being and manifested into something identical to Zathract. With, uh, red eyes. Because red eyes are awesome.
So Nagier is a different being, the manifestation of all of Zathract's old rage and evil and hate. So Nagier is the evil criminal and Zathract is now the nice person that is seen in Nix and Mist. Because he barely has any anger left in him now, he's rarely enraged.
But now, because the two are different beings, they are still linked. They may be separate entities, but are still apart of something that was once joined. So when Zathract killed Nagier, he was revived, anchored to Zathract still being alive.
If Zathract dies, a similar thing will happen. So neither can die until natural causes takes one/both of them.
I think that's it...
But it's the SCEPTRE!
Mist, ooooohhhh....
I thought it was like, your true name. That is COOL.
My conscience is in my magic. My magic doesn't die when my body does. So my magic just regenerates my entire body
So Nix was a happy insane murderer who went angry after, and Mist was an angry insane murderer who went happy after
Kinda weird
You mean consciousness? Because I wouldn't think that a part-Faceless-One would have a conscience...
Look! You killed her!!!!!
*Gets angry*
Now I am useless shadow!!!!!!!!!!
*Rips away from Death's body*
And now we all know not to mess with Nix!
Fine, whatever Kes
Oh balls, the True Name. I forgot about that...
TWO SECONDS.
Have you ever seen a shadow without it's body?! It goes haywire!!!!!! It's like a gist but worse!!!!!
*Screeches*
*Starts ripping things*
Another thing. When Nagier was transferred into a separate entity, he took all the things that Zathract knew and more. Because he is all the rage that Zathract had once had, that means that Nagier was also Zathract's subconscious before he went insane and lost himself to the rage. So now, Nagier knows Zathract's True Name, because Nagier WAS Zathract's subconscious, which is where his True Name was.
And now, because Nagier is a completely different person now - however linked they may be - he has a True Name of his own too. He doesn't know his True Name, though. So Nagier has the power of someone who has found their True Name, and has yet to find his own True Name.
Does Mist know Nagier's true name?
No.
Sorry, this needs further explaining.
'Nagier' is Zathract's True Name. He went and got that sealed. No one knows Nagier's True Name.
So of Naiger learns his True Name, he will be twice as strong because he is your True Name
Oh....I think I get it.
Oh, that was a question
Exactly, Death.
Nagier has the power of someone who has learnt their True Name and he can use it like that.
But if he finds out his own True Name, he'll be amplified with that power. It'd be devastating.
...Devastating. *grins*
Sounds like fun.
That is really cool!!!!!
And who is smart??
I'm in a really wierd position!
If the chair was on its side, I would be sitting on it like normal people sit on chairs
And now everyone dissapears...
*looks up*
I'm still organising!
I didn't disappear!
What're you organising, Hel?
Blogland... Thing.
You did both say that you were coming.
Well, most people disappear!
Yes!!! I'm coming to whatever now! Sounds fun!!!
To the Christmas Party?
That was supposed to already have happened...
Cool, thanks.
What? Really?!
When is is supposed to be?
It was the weekend of the 15th and 16th. It was a complete flop.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back.
I think next time I'll say how long I THINK I would take.
Then, we'll have a better one! I'll be there so, it'll be 200X better!!!
I didn'torganise a Christmas party... Who did?
Hi again, Miss Cain!
Err...
I can't remeber who it was.
There was a whole email thingymajigy about it.
Welcome back Cain!!!
Hey, do you know Skulduggery?
Also, what is your first taken name?
Hel, lots of people. I think it was L.'s idea, and a lot of people were responding, and we were all planning the date, and I was one of the only ones who remembered.
...
I didn't get an email...
Oh well, I'm organising something better.
Death.
No, don't know Skulduggery. Seen him a a few times around Blogland, though...
And Miss is, I guess, the first name bit of my taken name...
Which is?
Yay!!!! What date?
*runs around and tries to peer over Hel's shoulder*
So your first name is Miss?
*swats hand in Miss's direction*
I'm still organising that. With Zath and Nix's help.
Mr Bliss's first name is Mister...
There HAS to be orange streamers!!!!
*Throws orange streamers around*
*One hits Cain's face*
Sorry!
Yes! Orange FTW!
But he is also Mr. Ignorance!!!! Dot forget that!!!!
*avoids hand swat*
*walks back over to Death and Kessie, but keeps glancing at the paper*
Orange streamers. *nods*
*scribbles it down*
ORANGE IS THE BEST COLOURRRRR!!!
Don't worry Death. I'm good.
*runs around throwing orange streamers*
OF COURSE IT IS. THAT IS WHY MY REQUIEM BALL DRESS WAS OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Orange streamer party!!!!
*Throws orange streamers at eberyone*
*everyone
*Sighs*
We arrest people because of suspicions? Ridiculous!!
*throws orange streamers everywhere*
ORANGE IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!!!
I just ate an orange lolly!!!!!
*Throws orange water balloons at everyone's feet*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and there MUST be vaccums!
Kes, I have a feeling you minorly like the colour orange...
YES!!
The fun you can have with vaccums... *grins*
AND I now must be off. Christmas food shopping must be done.
Bye!!
Bye Miss Cain!
Bye Cain!
*Throws vaccum in her direction*
I have to go as well, see you all!
*Turns hand-held vaccum on*
*Runs at Kes with vaccum*
Okay, I want this page to hurry up and go! Make it so there was only half an hour on here!!!
hel, I'll need your help!!
okay, so just some random stuff!!
Hi
I am Death!
Goodbye!
Hel, hurry up and help!!!
Are you leaving?!
Sorry, I was rude!!!
Hi I am bored "!
Cain'
S are strange
2
La!
Ah!! Failed!!!
Close though...
Ten off
I only got 13
Blah, blah blah!
Gotta go now
Bye!
Randomness!!!
Pineapple gym tree!!
You where still here?! Aw, your mean!!!
Gotta go, bye.
space ball hat
You were here too?!
People are strange sometimes... They hide!!
No one else gonna jump out at me?
yay!!!!
Okay, this is gonna be a long one!!!
HELLO.
People who make you do the weird dress check thingies are weird.
I dedicate this page to Eden Threatening!
Yeah, I've dedicated to him a lot! I know, I know! I do hear the voices saying "why don't you dedicate to the people who were murdered in America?" or "how about something that everyone one will know and enjoy?". The answer is that that is the thing that everyone thinks that is what deserves to be dedicated to.
But Eden Threateing deserves millions of dedications! He is sweet, caring, trusting and most of all, my best friend.
He hasn't been on in forever but yesterday that changed!
So I dedicate this page to my best friend, Eden Threatening!
I agree!
I left a comment on a Youtube video and some guy is saying that Valkyrie is a guy name.
Idiot. Doesn't he know the MEANING of Valkyrie?
Poor you...
Also, where is Skulduggery... I need to warn him!!!
Ghaa. This story is a bit confusing to write.
What's it about?
http://kestrelvalandthrust.blogspot.com/
Death, have you seen this yet?
Obviously not...
Kes, dad's gone after Skulduggery!!!!
Well, you should look at it, Death.
Chapter 2 Cain!
Mine is the worst. You still have to read it if you want to understand the story.
Well, I'm up to that now... Let's see...
Thrust, it ain't too bad!! :D
At the place from earlier:
Lady there: So, you all going to paint your nails for the wedding.
Mum: Yep.
Lady: *turns to step sister* But not black, am I right? It's one of my peeves.
Me: *looks around and curls hands into fist to hide black nails*
Thanks, Rose.
Here again. Distant.
Writing a post. With a CHAPTER, finally...
A Battle for Blogland chapter?!
Uhm...
Well, it's posted now... Find out.
Hello everyone.
Whoa, Zath. 100th post?!
It's great SO FAR. I just looked at the time. it's 1:32, and I still need to go to the bathroom.
Im rubbish at blogging. I fail. It just doesnt happen.
Hi Dark!
Yeah, 100th post! Thanks Thrust!
Congrats :)
Thanks Dark. :)
So, hows life in all your corners of the world?
Somehow I dont see the world ending tomorrow.
There's still time.
Personally, I'm hoping for a zombie apocalypse.
Now that would be fun.
Hell yeah.
Unless you were a zombie.
Then it would be kind of redundant...
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