Saturday, November 10, 2012

Cast Your Vote

I'm STARVING.

I decided it was time to eat lunch, like, an HOUR ago, and I'm still at the computer. And what am I doing now? I'm writing a blog post. Tssh.

Okay then, what have I been up to? Well, the Tanith novella, as you may have guessed. I have another week of writing on that and then I'll pretty much launch straight into Book 8, provisionally titled Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna CRY. But I digress.

On Halloween I did an event in Dublin with my editor Nick Lake and cover artist Tom Percival. It was the first time we'd been on stage together and it was basically a big chat about how the books get made and the process behind it all. Plus I mocked people. It was fun.

And that event also marked another first- the first time the real Valkyrie Cain attended. Laura was sitting at the back beside my agent, and when I mentioned that she was actually here there was an audible gasp around the room and everyone started craning their necks to try and spot her. Laura, for her part, stared straight ahead and tried to attract no attention whatsoever. I'm fairly sure she emerged unscathed by the whole experience- thought she DID glare at me afterwards.

That night we all went out to dinner, fifteen of us, and many laughs were had. Presumably. I spent the next day with Nick as he tried to get me to decide what to write once Skulduggery is over. I have a few ideas, but I'm still not entirely sure what it'll be. Apart from brilliant. We all KNOW it'll be brilliant.

Voting for the Irish Book Awards have come around again. This year I'm up against Anna Carey, Judi Curtin, John Boyne, Darren Shan and Eoin Colfer. That's a pretty impressive list by anyone's standards. I didn't win last year- Anna did- and to be honest I had THE best time. I actually like not winning. It means you can hold a conversation with someone without interruption.

Every year, I don't ask you to vote for me- I ask you to vote for whoever you think deserves it. And this year is no different. Well, ALMOST no different. The only difference is that this year the last Artemis Fowl book is nominated, and if any book deserves to win...

Just pointing it out, that's all. Not trying to influence you, one way or the other. Ahem.

http://www.irishbookawards.ie/vote-here-for-your-favourite-titles


Let's see... oh, next week is going to be fun! You're going to be getting TWO cover releases here on this Blog. The new paperback cover for KOTW at the start of the week, and the Tanith cover at the end of the week.

See? I'm so good to you.

Now I'm going to eat lunch.


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Melica Frost said...

OMG! Tanith and Valkyrie lover (Gemma Verlaque) your from scotland (glasgow) samerz...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Actually hate society so much right now.

Chione Asahina said...

cool melica!

Star Inkbright said...

HI IENI!

Star Inkbright said...

Tanith and Valkyrie. Like, you love Valkyrie, and you love Tanith, OR you love Valith?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Star! *hugs*
I'm going to go on a rant now...
When I was at the rememberance memorial thingymabob, I noticed something. All the politicians laid down their wreaths first, like they were the most important. Fuck, they aren't. The people who should go first, are the people who've served in war, or those who have lost loved ones to war.
Rant over.

Melica Frost said...

thats a good rant :-)

Star Inkbright said...

*NODS*!!!!!!!!

Today we went to the Ferens Art Gallery to see this special Leonardo da Vinci stuff that had been taken out of the royal collection especially for the jubilee. Or, my parents pointed out, in other words, the Queen is letting us look at OUR OWN artwork. :/

Artwork should be looked at. Not just kept in a room at the palace.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Thankyou, Melica:)
I'm still so pissed off about it. AGH.

Wow, Star. That's just...

I also hate how basically every fucking member of parliament, except one or something, has gone to a private school and been brough up in a wealthy backround and they have no idea what life is like for some people.
Sorry, I don't usually kill the blog like this and I'll try and stop swearing anytime soon.

Chione Asahina said...

my favourite WAS tanith, untill she turned bad, now valkyrie is my fav lol

Star Inkbright said...

The new child benefit thing - you won't be able to have child benefit if the main earner in the household earns over 50000 . . . right? Only my mum pointed out that you could have two people in a household earning 49000 each, and they'd still get child benefit, and she says she's angry coz everybody'll work out how to get round the child benefit restrictions and it's not fair.

What I don't get is, how come my mum and dad can find tons of things wrong with the descisions the government make, and yet there are tons of people in the goverment and none of them spot them? :/

My parents don't agree with the cuts - they say that we need to invest money in building things and stuff because it creates jobs. But nooooo, the new government had to cut everything. And THEN they realised it was a mistake and started all these new building projects, but the thing is, they're starting them from scratch when the ones they stopped had been going for years and had properly got going . . .

I really don't understand the stupidity of some people.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, okay. So you DON'T ship Valith? Coz I know some that do. *looks pointedly in direction of Sheffield*

Melica Frost said...

are we getting all political now?

Star Inkbright said...

Well, why not?

Melica Frost said...

good question, good question

Star Inkbright said...

My dad really agrees with the whole 'power corrupts' thing . . .

Melica Frost said...

I dont ask my parents anything political because they will go off on a rant and argue with one another :)

Star Inkbright said...

Here's another extremely good question:

INK, WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK?

*sulkily picks up pen and stares hatefully at homework*

Star Inkbright said...

I don't ask. I just get told things. And overhear things. :P

Melica Frost said...

he he he im staring at biology homework thinking - how am I supposed to know?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm back! Sorry I went to attack dinner...

Omg, the child benefits thing is what my parents are all angry about, because my dad works over £50000, but my mum doesn't work at all, because she quit work to look after my brother and then I was born and she's never gone back, so there's 3 of us, with no child benefit.

I'm not supposed to be all serious like this.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Star, make your box of wrath attack your homework!

Luciana said...

VALITH!

I heard one of my ships being mentioned!^^

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Clover! *hugs*
How are you?
Valith? *sighs*
Might be distant now, because of my brother...

Star Inkbright said...

But then I'll get told off for not doing it!

"Excuse me, miss, I haven't got it, my pet wrath ate it."

:(

My dad earns 50000, I think, and my mum earns 30000, if I can remember correctly. So we won't get child benefit. My mum says she's not bothered too much about us not getting it, because we can apparently survive without it - what she's annoyed about is people who don't need it getting it. :/

My mum works part time. When we're at school and at nights and stuff.

Star Inkbright said...

HI LUSCATHIO!!!!!!!

Yeah. And I was looking pointedly in your direction a minute ago. :) *points upwards*

Star Inkbright said...

Plus I can't make my wrath do anything. He ran away. :(

I have a strong feeling he is now conspiring against me with the Elves. WHY did Eve have to invent those Elves? They're killing me. :(

Oh wait, they're not, I'm already dead. :)

Does that make me the Death Star? :P

*has already asked that joke of my sister today* XD

Luciana said...

*laughs* I know. XD

AND I LIVE IN ROTHERHAM WHICH IS NEXT TO SHEFFIELD AND DONCASTER. ^^

AND VALITH FTW!

and Ghavel!:3

and Fletchduggery.

and Thrashgrace.

and Darquith, which is better than Valith, me thinks. c:

Star Inkbright said...

*SCREAMS* OMGG THE PICTURES ARE SO CLEAR!!!

. . . Sorry. Still fangirling over our new printer. XD We got it the other week, ands our old one was SO OLD that until we got our new one I actually didn't know it was ohysically possible to print pictures in colour wihout it going blurry. *laughs*

Plus you don't have to take the comuter downstairs and plug it in. :) Saves so much effort . . .

Melica Frost said...

question - whats the heaviest object that has been thrown at you? my answer - a christmas tree

Star Inkbright said...

I know you do, but it's easier to look at Sheffield. It's bigger. XD

My mum says that apparenly Leeds has an amazing Waterstones as well. :)

Chione Asahina said...

woops i forgot about this, so many things to do!!! got my prelims on tuesday :-/ studying like crazy

Star Inkbright said...

Uhhhhh . . .

My brother?

I JUST RELEAISED, I USE THEM LITTLE FACE THINGS WAY MORE NOW INSTEAD OF THINGS LIKE *grins* AND *smiles* AND *is horrified*!!!

*is horrified*!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*REALISED

Star Inkbright said...

*has Rumour Has It stuck in my head*

Star Inkbright said...

SO, *determined face* I SHALL BRING MY ASTRICKS BACK!!!!!!!

*shrugs* Y'know, if I remember to . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Helloooooooo???

Melica Frost said...

ooh sorry if i dissapeared I was reading the hobbit graphic novel

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Star has Rumour Has it stuck in her head? I can make it better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEFHq5sZ29A&feature=plcp


Around a minute and half in.

Luciana said...

I HAVE TO GO.

MIGHT BBS, THOUGH!

Melica Frost said...

OMG THE JOHN LEWIS ADVERT IS ON AGAIN... im scared

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* Awesome. :)

And once again, I AM STRUCK BY THE AWESOMENESS OF YOUR ACCENTS. O_O

I know I've said thsi before, but you sound like you're off TV. *smiles*

Star Inkbright said...

*this

Melica Frost said...

its official - trampolines are out to get me

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I sound like I'm off TV? Hahaha! That's awesome!


Never been told that from anyone but you XD

Melica Frost said...

i will second that - you do sound like your off tv! (thats a compliment) lols , but seriously trampolines are out to get me

Star Inkbright said...

How are they out to get you???

Melica Frost said...

I have a trampoline in my back garden and it looks like its coming closer to my house and i hurt my wrist in P.E when we were doing trampolining so my theory is that they are out to get me...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trampolines can hunt you down?! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH indeedio! :/

Hi Zaf!

Melica Frost said...

im currently on high alert :O

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hita!!!! Im scared now

Star Inkbright said...

I am now wary of trampolines. *grins*

Melica Frost said...

yeah I think this all started when my mum told me we are getting rid of it and now my trampoline wants revenge :0

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It wants revenge?!?!?! Its like....O.O not the doors....next it'll lock you in yoyr room like the wind did to Derek!

Star Inkbright said...

O_O

Look on the shiny side; at least you don't have the Elves of Utter Doom after you. :)

Unless you do. In which case, there IS no shiny side. *sobs*

Melica Frost said...

ha :)I dont know why we are getting rid of it but I will be glad when its gone!

Melica Frost said...

yeah well at least there is that :)

Star Inkbright said...

You lucky crayon. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Least you dont have werewolves after you aka Emerald

Melica Frost said...

yes I think I am :)

Star Inkbright said...

Elves are worse than Em! They have magical guns!

. . . Sorry, Em. XD

Melica Frost said...

yes i would much rather have a trampoline after me than a werewolf

Melica Frost said...

is there any other mystical creatures that I should know about? Is anyone else being hunted down?

Star Inkbright said...

I would much rather have both of them teamed up against me than have the Elves and my wrath after me! :/

Star Inkbright said...

Not that I know of. :/

Oh yeah, Derek is being hunted down by angry Minions. *grins* :P

Star Inkbright said...

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no there is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

Melica Frost said...

ohh thank god phew so if I destroy the trampolines all that we have to worry about is werewolve and elves? that doesnt seem so... oh wait yeah I forgot, elves are REALLY BAD. someone else can kill the elves, if I take down the trampolines then thats my duty done :L

Star Inkbright said...

BRILLIANT IDEA, Frostio. :)

*points at random stranger* MAKE HIM DEAL WITH THE ELVES! *evil smile*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

True im one the Minions who is hunting Derek down!

*has pitch fork and torch*

I feel like he purposly ignoring us

Melica Frost said...

I think derek is purposly ignoring us aswell, (also picks up pitch fork and torch)

Star Inkbright said...

I'll deal with the Doom Spiders. They're the Elves' pets . . .

*stamps on random Doom Spider*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

Dammit.

Star Inkbright said...

*picks up pitchfork and torch and throws them at the Doom Spider*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

*frowns* Ah . . .

*opens Flamethrower Box and takes out flamethrower*

*flamethrowerifyies Doom Spider*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

*picks up box and throws it at Doom SPider*

*Doom Spider is STILL unaffected and I swear it's smirking*

Star Inkbright said...

*Spider

Melica Frost said...

put a glass over it and throw it out of a window :D

Melica Frost said...

(prefferably a high up window)

Star Inkbright said...

*lightbulb goes off*

*blasts Doom Spider with dead powers*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

*stabs Doom Spider with pencil*

*Doom Spider is - you guessed it - unaffected*

Melica Frost said...

he he he

Star Inkbright said...

*puts a glass over it, sneaks into Sparky's treehouse, climbs up to top of treehouse, and chucks Doom Spider onto the ground far below*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melica Frost said...

you should cath it and keep it as an indestructable pet

Melica Frost said...

*catch

Star Inkbright said...

*bops Doom Spider on head with my geography homework*

*Doom Spider is unaffected*

Melica Frost said...

I ran out of ideas quickly :(

Star Inkbright said...

Good idea Melica. :)

*picks up Doom Spider to put in my box*

*Doom Spider bites me* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! *drops Doom Spider and examines finger*

Oh God it's gone all black. D:

*blackness starts spreading up arm, getting slower and alower with the spreading*

Uh . . . I don't like this . . .

CURE! I NEED A CURE! *casts about as if a cure will suddenly pop up out of the ground*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Try feeding it to Derek-lizard or i can explode them!!!

Grrrr DAMN IT!!!

I got a question but me afraid to ask cuz me afraid of the Golden God....:/

Star Inkbright said...

*slower

*runs around like a headless octopus* I NEEDA CUREEEEEEEE!!!!

Melica Frost said...

well that wasnt suppose to happen :O

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im scared

*trues to catch Star*

Star Inkbright said...

*eats banana* *arm starting turning purple*

Uh . . . Okay?

*eats sMARAties* *arm starting turning blue*

*eats MARRshmallow*

*arm starts turning red*

*eats skulcake*

*arm starts turning green*

*eats pancake* *arms starts turning yellow*

OMGG MY ARM'S A RAINBOW. D:

My arm's a rainbowwwwww. :) LOL.

*starts eating arm* HEY, I'M TASTING A RAINBOW!

Star Inkbright said...

*arm

I'M TASTING A RAINBOWWWWWWWW. *giggles*

*tongue starts going black* Oh, shizz.

Melica Frost said...

"hey I baked you a pie"
"what flavour?"
"PIE FLAVOUR"
he he he

Melica Frost said...

but in this case you are rainbow flavour

Star Inkbright said...

But I'm tasting a rainbow!!!! :)

. . . Okay, okay, needa finda cura . . .

*runs round like a headless rainbow-coloured rainbow-tasting octopus*

Star Inkbright said...

I'm rainbow flavour. *starts laughing again* OH, LUSCATHIO, YOU NEED TO COME ON NOWWWWW.

Melica Frost said...

see I feel this may be my fault but im not going to say it because no one else has...

Star Inkbright said...

*eats skittles*

*colours stop spreading*

Oh, yay. I freezed it. Now I have more time to look for a cureeeeeeeeee. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ong I'm worried xD innthe car going to church my Mom was being crazy

Mom: How you doing with proving you are capable of being Grand Mage?

Me: uhm....I think Derek is ignoring me

Mom: well, you are insane. Im surprised he hasnt told you

Me: he said I have issues.

Mom: Good for him. I completetly agree. You'd have us killed.

Me: NO! Im not as stupid as Bisahalani!

Dad: ladies....

Mom& I: SHUT UP

Star Inkbright said...

*slams box over Doom Spider's head*

CAUGHT IT!!!!!!

*starts singing an altered Indestructible to it* You're indestructible
Doomination that is incorruptible
From the other side a terror to behold
Doomy blackness will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
So I'll take a last look around while I'm alive (or not alive, whatever*
You're an indestructible master of doom . . .

Anonymous said...

STAAAAAAR!!! ZAFIIIIIRA!!! HIIIIIIII!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*whatever)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HIIII PHOENIX!!!!

Anonymous said...

*tries to put a tune to some words*
Are your eyes too blind to see this world that crumbles while you sleep?
If you were to open them, would you accept what you see?
Or would your feeble, fragile mind make its own reality?
Your blindness has a cost. Can you pay it?
When your little world comes crashing down around your ears -and it will, it will- will you rebuild, or will you accept what is outside?
Your perfect world is nothing but a soap bubble, shimmering and beautiful, but it will burst at the slightest provocation.
*fails*

Anonymous said...

I need to song-ify this... That was the original intention, but... It... Failed...

Melica Frost said...

MY TV'S NOT RESPONDING AND ITS STUCK ON THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW... H E L P M E

Anonymous said...

Umm... Does it have buttons on the side, or just a remote? 'Cuz I'd try the buttons as well as the remote.

Star Inkbright said...

HI PHOENIX!!!

Melica Frost said...

the buttons arent even working - im seriously considering smashing it

Anonymous said...

HI STAR!!!

Melica, just unplug it.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmm...Im re-reading KOTW actually here multitasking.

Melica Frost said...

phoenix u r a smart cookie its fixed now thanks :)

Anonymous said...

Blind yourself, refuse to see
This ugly world that crumbles
While you sleep
You close your eyes like doorways
And lock away your mind
Reality is too much
For your feeble, fragile soul
This is the price of your ignorance
But when your soap-bubble world shatters
And believe me, it will, it will
Will your blind eyes see, or will the shards cut your hands
As you try to rebuild?
STILL can't make it into a song.

Anonymous said...

HELP.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome, Melica!

Star Inkbright said...

:/

Don't ask me. Never songified anythink before . . .

Anonymous said...

Mrrh...

Ariana Shade said...

Hi. What is the topic of the day????

Anonymous said...

I'm going to a pub tonight...

I'm also an Ameriminion...

So you can see why this is weird for me...

Melica Frost said...

most recently trompolines but it has varied a lot

Anonymous said...

I'M TRYING TO SONGIFY THIS CRAPPY THING I WROTE.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs*

Opinions? If I ask Derek something that confused me in KOTW think he'd answer? Im kinda confused on something and re-read the part but still dont understand fully

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*MADLY CRASHES INTO BLOGLAND*
Oww :/

Ariana Shade said...

Ieni!!! WHAT IS THE TOPIC OF THE DAY?!?!

Star Inkbright said...

IENI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tacklehugs, then shows her my rainbow-coloured arm* I TASTE OF RAINBOWSSSSSSSSSSSS. XD

I'M A SKITTLE~. :P

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Uh, I dunno. Me and Star were going on about annoying unfair politics stuff earlier, but that's slightly boring, so um, how about cheese?
You did ask me.

I dunno, Zaf, what's it about?

Anonymous said...

POLITICS!!! I'm interested.

Star Inkbright said...

My dad said that there's only ever been one leader of a country who wasn't corrupted by power and that he gave up and gave his job to someone else. XD

Star Inkbright said...

No, I can't remember who he was . . .

Star Inkbright said...

I've done so much nothing today. :/

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (etc.)
When I get tacklehuged I always read it has tacklehuggled and automatically flinch, as though you might actually jump out the screen and tacklehuggle me to the ground. Why do I keep saying tacklehuggle instead of tacklehug? *sighs*
Of course you're a skittle, you just keep on telling yourself that. And I'll keep telling myself I'm a ninja aeroplane and everyone will be happy :)

Phoenix, it was about depressing/annoying/boring stuff, but yeah, you can be interested if you want.

Hmm...do you think power would corrupt someone like Bob the Builder?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*taclehugged

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

**tacklehugged

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok here this goes i think im either blonde or really confused


DEREK IF YOU READING MAYBE YOU CAN UNCONFUSE ME???

Ok so like how Valkyrie got shunted over to where Mevolent was alive, if she shunted soneone over like lets say that Teleporter she met i it actually posdible for him to teleport over to his dimension with like Lord Vile or Mevolent himsekf therefore starting Mevolent to try to take over the dimension where mortals are allowed to advance?

Star Inkbright said...

If Bob the Builder is a human, then yes, it would corrupt him. *nods*

My dad said that in theory communism was a good idea but it doesn't work because nobody's worked out a way to stop the people they put in charge being corrupted by the power yet.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

That confuses me - I don't really get what you're saying. You should probably ask someone else :) (someone with braincells, unlike me).

Star Inkbright said...

Ninja aeroplanes are smarter than Skittles. XD

My dad told me about communism once, and it was something like taking the power off the people who run the country and temporarily giving it to these other people . . . I think the final aim was to have no one in charge. Unless I'm getting it all completely wrong.

Msd.

Ariana Shade said...

I'm still waiting for the topic of the day...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

How about...the Teletubbies? Or NooNoo of the Teletubbies?

Hmm...threaten them with Star's wrath box, just don't mention it's walked off.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

See why I am asking Derek but i doubt he'll answer he never exactly found the notes on Scarab or maybe the dog ate those...i feel like a stalker

Star Inkbright said...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Doom is the primary topic of the day. Disturbed is the secondary topic. Politics is the tertiary topic. Then it's RAINBOWS~.

Anonymous said...

I'm back. And politics don't really bore me. I like knowing what's going on in the world. I just wrote to flipping passages on ignorance.

Star Inkbright said...

Aha, my wrath box. THAT IS FIFTH.

Then trampolines. *grins*

Star Inkbright said...

Who is innocent?
No one is innocent.
Who is innocent?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im far from innocent

WEEEEE!!!!

*runs in triangles*

Anonymous said...

I, however, am as innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you?

Ariana Shade said...

Doomed politics on a rainbow trampoline hiding the wrath box.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I dunno. I seem to crash a lot.

Isn't the basic concept of communism, everyone owns everything, so nobody can own anything...?

Aren't we all stalkers here, Zaf?

I only like to know what's going on in the world if I can have long conversations about it with my brothers.

And then it's ninja aeroplane - that's seventh :D

Ieni is innocent! *does innocent puppy eyes face*
Okay, that was a epic fail on the epic fail scale of epic failures.
BUT MEH.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I gotta go. To a pub. In America. As a twelve year old. Weirdness...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Have fun Phoenix! Don't get (too) drunk ;D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

i think we are....

Poor Derek he must be terrified of those of us yet to meet....I think I fit in catagory of scary....

Star Inkbright said...

TELETUBBIES!!!!!

*sings* Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Po. Teletubbies, teletubbies, say heeeeeeello!

In Switzerland I used to watch it in German. When it was time to bed the voice would say something that sounded like, "Tite-ung-dark-too-zeck-a! Tite-ung-dark-too-zeck-a!"

My mum still says stuff in other languages like that occasionlly. Like something tahtsounds like "Vass-eck-ya?" I think it's means "what's up?" or summat like that . . . I dunno. And "oop-a-lar!" which means "oops" or "careful!" or something. It's something you say when people trip over . . .

Anyone here speak Dutch or Swiss-German?

Star Inkbright said...

*to go to

*that sounds

*occasionally

Ariana Shade said...

RAWR!! SCARY INTERNET DINOSAURS STALKERS!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I speak Spanish kinda

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS PHOENIX! :(

*shakes head* NO ONE IS INNOCENT.

Who is innocent?
No one is innocent.
Who is innocent?

Who is innocent?
No one is innocent.
Who is innocent?

Who is innocent?
Is it relevant in the world today?
I shake my head in disbelief.
A killer walks again
Freed by evil men in their dark charade
This can't be happening.
A mother's selfih pride
Her child's homicide
Can she be to blame?
The suited vultures circling.
A father's cruelty
A murdered family
Is the world insane?
Ready to embrace their lies
With their devious smiles . . .

*stops singing* Yeah.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

O.e

*falls out of tree*

Luciana said...

SUIT UP!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

That's awesome, Star!
I am fluent in English, Jibberish, Gobbledegook and Rubbish, but unfornately, not Dutch or Swiss-German.

Are we dinosaurs now? Wait, no, I can't be dinosaur, because I'm a ninja crashing aeroplane...

Such a happy get up and dance song.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Luce?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Clover!! *hugs*
How is you?

Oh, no. 'I'm a celebrity' is starting. And that MP from my county is competing. Can't be bothered to watch it. I'll just watch is from my Facebook/Twitter feed...

Luciana said...

Hello!

Suits are awesome. We should have a Blogland suit up day. *nods*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I only want Doctor Who! But I gotta wait :/ CHRISTMAS

Minion said...

Lol I voted for Derek with my email... And my mums and my dads and my brothers and my other two emails... Plus I was just looking at some Internet shipping sites and I saw skulduggeryxsolomen...0.0 DEREK! Two words... Zombie. Gordon. My work here is done...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

AAAAH ZOMBIES!!!!!

Melica Frost said...

i went away for half an hour and i feel like i missed everything :O

Melica Frost said...

zombies scare the hell out of me

Melica Frost said...

OMG - COLIN BAKER IS ON IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE i wanna vote for nadine cause it'll annoy parliment

Star Inkbright said...

LUSCATHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*points upwards at previous comments* *then points at rainbow-coloured arm* I TASTE OF RAINBOWSSSSSSSSSSSS. *points in mouth at rainbow-coloured tongue* AND I'M CONSTANTLY TASTING THE RAINBOW. I'M A SKITTLEEEEEEEE. LOL.

*holds up box with Doom Spider in it* You want to be a Skittle too? Because all you have to do is get bitten by it. I gave it a potion to eat to speed up the process of Skittlifying . . .

Ariana Shade said...

I've got to go now! Bye my Dinos!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

This is Bedfordshire's only claim to fame, really. Except for that Alistar Cook guy who went to Bedford School and Faye from Steps.

Star Inkbright said...

*chews on my rainbowed index finger and giggles*

Melica Frost said...

yeahh... star i kinda feel guilty now for telling you to trap it and keep it as a pet :O

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS ARIANA!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

NAH, IT'S FINE. REALISING I WAS A SKITTLE WAS FUNNY. XD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ameriminion.....all these places woth shire tacked on are they like states?

Luciana said...

...

Ellie is a Skittle.

And a gnome. XD

Star Inkbright said...

This is a comment to switch to my other browser. Ignore it.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Bye, Ariana!

I guess so. English counties are really small though and don't have their own laws like American states, so I'm not sure.

Star Inkbright said...

I'm a dwarf, apparently. :P

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I might disappear at some point to got to bed, because I'm tired..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im....uhm....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aaah counties!!! We have those inside of states hehehe

Star Inkbright said...

Yes. What Ieni said.

Star Inkbright said...

Actaully, what Ieni said then what Ieni said, if that makes sense.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It does kinda

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm loving how Star is the only one who uses the environment xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

EVE!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Eve Eve Eve!!! I know you wont mind, are you gonna see Breaking Dawn?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I swear nobody knows anything about Bedfordshire. We don't even have city.
Okay, I'm going to stop going on about my beloved county now.

Hey Eve! *hugs*
Star uses the environment? Me confuzzled...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I have to write a ded now. Oh dear...
*goes of to fail at writing a ded*

Star Inkbright said...

EVEEEEEEEEEE!!! HIZO!!!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

I want to be an elf.

They're so pretty. O.O

Especially Legolas... *smiles*

Star Inkbright said...

Has anybody else ever experienced one of their wrists randomly hurting for no apparent reason?

Because I swear my wrists are doing it more often than they used to. :/ I'm wondering if I should be at all concerned . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I dedicate this ded thing to tackehuggles, again to those of us waiting for Derek to dedicate the last book to himself, skittles, ninjas, aeroplanes, ninja aeroplanes, fails of deds, Clover's ships and fezs.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm I think possibly. I feel my finger hurt randomly

Star Inkbright said...

The two Ls and the three Ls. *grins*

Luscathio and Lynxia, and Legolas and Link and Loki.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . . .

*glares at wrist* STOP. ACHING.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

* And Star's wrath box

Star Inkbright said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazingeringo dederingo Ienieringo. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Now that makes that ded . . . uh . . . *tries to comprehend the awesomeness*

*explodes*

*reassembles self* THANKS IENI! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I can see it

*skips to when we all read the dedication to book 9*

this book is dedicated to me. Why? Because I am truly awesome andva god.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Huh? What happened?

*Uses the force*
Your wrist WILL get better Star*

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