Saturday, November 10, 2012

Cast Your Vote

I'm STARVING.

I decided it was time to eat lunch, like, an HOUR ago, and I'm still at the computer. And what am I doing now? I'm writing a blog post. Tssh.

Okay then, what have I been up to? Well, the Tanith novella, as you may have guessed. I have another week of writing on that and then I'll pretty much launch straight into Book 8, provisionally titled Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna CRY. But I digress.

On Halloween I did an event in Dublin with my editor Nick Lake and cover artist Tom Percival. It was the first time we'd been on stage together and it was basically a big chat about how the books get made and the process behind it all. Plus I mocked people. It was fun.

And that event also marked another first- the first time the real Valkyrie Cain attended. Laura was sitting at the back beside my agent, and when I mentioned that she was actually here there was an audible gasp around the room and everyone started craning their necks to try and spot her. Laura, for her part, stared straight ahead and tried to attract no attention whatsoever. I'm fairly sure she emerged unscathed by the whole experience- thought she DID glare at me afterwards.

That night we all went out to dinner, fifteen of us, and many laughs were had. Presumably. I spent the next day with Nick as he tried to get me to decide what to write once Skulduggery is over. I have a few ideas, but I'm still not entirely sure what it'll be. Apart from brilliant. We all KNOW it'll be brilliant.

Voting for the Irish Book Awards have come around again. This year I'm up against Anna Carey, Judi Curtin, John Boyne, Darren Shan and Eoin Colfer. That's a pretty impressive list by anyone's standards. I didn't win last year- Anna did- and to be honest I had THE best time. I actually like not winning. It means you can hold a conversation with someone without interruption.

Every year, I don't ask you to vote for me- I ask you to vote for whoever you think deserves it. And this year is no different. Well, ALMOST no different. The only difference is that this year the last Artemis Fowl book is nominated, and if any book deserves to win...

Just pointing it out, that's all. Not trying to influence you, one way or the other. Ahem.

http://www.irishbookawards.ie/vote-here-for-your-favourite-titles


Let's see... oh, next week is going to be fun! You're going to be getting TWO cover releases here on this Blog. The new paperback cover for KOTW at the start of the week, and the Tanith cover at the end of the week.

See? I'm so good to you.

Now I'm going to eat lunch.


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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-sighs- still...





Sil2: -leaning against a tree near Loki-
Looking for me?

nights.raven said...

I gtg, will try and be back on later *hugs* Bye all! *hands them cookies*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Goodbye Raven.)


Bethany: It is fine... If she was that concerned she'd have taken you now. It doesn't change anything.

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *tiltd her gead * hey...it's okay. You can tell me


(Okay Rhos... *huggles tightly*)

Inky Flame said...

(Byii Night! *snatches all the cookies*)

Garret Falcone said...

Good bye Raven)
*huggles Chloe tightly* thank you *smiles*)

Savannah said...

*shakes head* I'll be fine... When are we planning on stopping then?

Inky Flame said...

(*smilrs and kisses* Tis okay)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah..
Lets hope you really are good at not being corrupted.. or I might have to treat you differently..

Inky Flame said...

Felix: the lake...*frowns*

Garret Falcone said...

(*Kisses and steals the cookies from you* mine!)

Inky Flame said...

(*frowns and looks sad*)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: I don't want that... I am good at not being corrupted. We will be fine. *hugs her and wraps her wings around her*

Savannah said...

Here we are then! *sits down*

Inky Flame said...

Felix: hey... Please tell me what's bothering you

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-hugs her back, pressing into the wings-
Good.

Garret Falcone said...

(I'll share *offers you some cookies*

Savannah said...

*closes eyes and sighs* I told you... I'm fine...

Inky Flame said...

(*face lights up* thank you Cookie Monster !!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What do you mean?

Inky Flame said...

Felix : no you aren't... *sighd* fine, don't tell me
But how can I make you happy when you won't tell me what's up

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *wraps her wings tightly around her* Yes. It is. I... think my blood has regenerated.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: I mean where you looking for me. It's not that hard a question Loki.

Garret Falcone said...

(No problemo Snuggle monster! )

Savannah said...

*rolls eyes* It doesn't matter... I'll get over it...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Good, you need it.
-nuzzles her neck-
At least she didn't freak too much..

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Like, what do you do? In Asgard? In Midgard?

Inky Flame said...

(Awww I wuvs you so much ^,^)

Felix: and what if you don't ? What if you want to die again? If be lost without you

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: I meant more for you...
Yes. She did not react too badly.

Savannah said...

Dying's so overrated, I'm so over that now...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I rule my home, I do what is needed to keep the peace between the Nine Realms.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh -laughs- right.
Indeed she didn't. Now all we have to worry about is her secretly sending an assassin.
-winks-

Inky Flame said...

Felix: fine ...

Savannah said...

*sits in awkward silence*

Garret Falcone said...

(Awwwww *eats a cookie* i wuvs soo much too *smiles*)

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *stares out into the lake*

(*nibbles on cookie*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

("Dying's so overrated, I'm so over that now..." xD yes velvet.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: She wouldn't...
Do you want more blood?

Savannah said...

*sighs* Felix, we came here to enjoy ourselves, can't we just relax and not argue?

Garret Falcone said...

(Yay for cookies and Chloe's ^.^)

Savannah said...

(Haha, thanks Sil!)

Inky Flame said...

Felix: how are you supposed to enjoy with something bothering you?

Inky Flame said...

(Yay for Rhossie! Everyone should have their personal Rhos!)

Savannah said...

I've got used to it with thirteen years worth of bad memories hanging over me...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-smiles-
If you aren't careful I'll get fat on you.
- winks at Beth and hugs her tight-
Do you like me feeding from you?

Inky Flame said...

Felix: but I want you to focus on now ... I'm here now and I'm here to help you

Savannah said...

I know that, and the way you can help me is by leaving personal things alone...

Garret Falcone said...

(Chloe, you sound like that advert with Harvey the dog and its like
"every home needs a Harvey" and awwwww thank yous)

Inky Flame said...

Felix: fine

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That is an interesting claim, Loki. What is it that you do, exactly, to restore peace?

Inky Flame said...

(Do I? And hehe it's okay)

Savannah said...

Thank you... Now can we get back to the relaxing?

Inky Flame said...

Felix : okay
*lays on his bak*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

There already was peace, Alastair. I have sent my warriors to any realm threatening to break the peace, and any uprisings have been quelled. Why do you question my actions as king?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(-feels like she just shot herself in the chest-)

Garret Falcone said...

Just a little bit *nods* and *huggles tightly* )

Savannah said...

*copies him* I'm hungry, you got anything?

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles tightly * Awww )

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *closes eyez* there's cake in the basket

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *hugs her tightly back* Yes, I do.

Savannah said...

*mumbles quietly* I think I'll pass...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You do?
-frowns-
Why..?

Garret Falcone said...

(awwww to you too Chlo *smiles*)
(aww Sil *pulls you into the huggle*)

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *sits up* now you have to tell me! You never pass on cake!

Inky Flame said...

(*grins*)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(*hugs Silente tightly*)


Bethany: I have no idea... It's just kind of nice?

Savannah said...

*turns over to disguise the self conscious glance at my stomach* I just don't feel hungry any more... *stomach rumbles* *cringes hoping Felix didn't hear*

Garret Falcone said...

(Chloe, something i just realised,
you can tell how serious Garky is if we're having moments on the blog as well as the ones we already have *smiles and kisses your nose*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(-hugs Soph back:-)


Okay...

Inky Flame said...

Felix: you are... Please Vel...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Would you like more?

Inky Flame said...

(Smiles* that's true
Cheeky)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*coughs*

What about our right to self-govern?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay.
-grins-
I see no reason why not to.

Savannah said...

*sighs* Valentina's been pestering me for days about the amount of cake I eat and that I'll put on weight if I'm not careful and then also about how you won't like me anymore if I get fat and then you said earlier that cake "makes your belly bigger" and I just thought... *starts crying*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *tilts her head to the side, smiling*

Inky Flame said...

Felix : I was just kidding.., oh god I'm do sorry .., I didn't mean it, I would still like you no matter your size *hugs her€

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Do you really have that right? We leave Midgard alone, you have not caused a major war within realms.

Inky Flame said...

(I'm iff to bed
Sayonara )

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Bye, Amazinky! Sleep well!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-chuckles evily and licks all the way up her neck first then gently bites down-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

K, Loki. Just try not to kill us and stuff!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Merely because all I've ever seen you do, Loki, is breed chaos. Perhaps you've changed.

Garret Falcone said...

(Goodnight Chloe *huggles tightly before you leave*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have Asgard, killing an entire race would ruin my glorious leadership of the realm eternal.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have, Alastair. I have a realm, family, and a sister who is dead useful. I wanted to be equal to Thor all my life, here I can be, I rule Asgard, I am content.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *sighs quietly and hisses a little, cuddling up to her*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*sets Sil down on a sofa inside the bunker*

*brings her water and aspiring*

*starts making tea, humming and smiling*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

- hugs her close, gently stroking her wings, sucking lightly at the skin around the bite while drinking-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*aspirin

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: Thanks Tanya.. -pops two asprin in her mouth and chases them down with the water, sagging back against the couch-

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *presses herself against her, putting her head on her shoulder* *her wings stretch out instinctively and move against her hands* *sighs quietly again*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*glances at Sil when she's not looking*

*looks concerned*

*adds some blood to Sil's cup of tea*

*brings Sil the tea*

You need the warmth... Do you want anything else?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I will be back soon.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Okay Soph.)


- smiles, stroking her wings more and sucking more-




Sil2: -takes the cup-
The tea is enough thanks..
-brings the cup to her lips, pausing slightly at the smell of the blood then taking a sip anyway-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Well, in that case, enjoy the tea. Fell free to lie down if you want.

You need to relax until you're feeling better.

I'll be in the kitchen, ok? *smiles erratically*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: Okay..
-smiles back-
Thanks for the tea.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

You're welcome.

Call me if you need me.

*goes to the nearby kitchen and carries on baking a cake*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: -sags against the sofa again, not sure what to think of Tanya being nice and not having the energy to care-

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am back.)


Bethany: *presses her wings against her hands, sighing* *presses herself against her more, moving her neck further to the side*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(welcome back.)

-pauses in her feeding, removing her teeth from Betts neck, licking it instead-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*a small explosion is heard in the distance*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Heya, Trip!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Who died?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*lands, as a crow, in a tree near the explosion*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *relaxes more into her arms, her breathing slowing* *closes her eyes, sighing as she does so* You're supposed to be... drinking...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Herrow, how are ll of ye?)

*Crowlistair sees a person coated in a flickering coat of purple fly off to the horizon, followed by a slow and lumbering mech*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-smiles-
I know..
-nuzzles her neck-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes towards the explosion*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: This is good too. *smiles, hugging her closely*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

- hugs her closely back-
-sighs happily-

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*decides to follow at a fair distance behind*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *kisses her neck gently*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-smiles more, shivering slightly-
You're really warm..

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*The figure crash lands and skids a short distance. That's been happening a lot more recently. He gets up holding a crystal blade, holding his side*

HELLO? *he bellows* I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE!

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Wings are good insulation... *kisses her neck again for a little longer*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-shivers more, sighing happily-
And you're alive.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Could I warm you up?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You can try..death is pretty cold..

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*flies over and lands on the ground close to Trip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*as the mech advances, Trip begins to look for hiding places. Unfortunately his bar is on the other side of the hulking death machine.*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: I... I'm sorry... *wraps her wings around her tightly and a golden aura surrounds them, a warm heat being emitted from the feathers*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

- shivers and smiles, pressing into the feathers-

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

- shivers and smiles, pressing into the feathers-

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shifts back into himself* What are you doing?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *increases the heat a little more, cuddling up to her* Is it working?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh you know, taking a stroll picking flowers. I thought I'd hold my side to hold off the happy laughter that infects me when everything is dandy!

What does it look like I'm doing, I'm being chased by an unmarked giant mech of unknown origin that has the capacity to blow up small houses! *he says this as if it should have been apparent, as this is a normal activity to undertake*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-cuddles her back-
Mmm..I could get used to this...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: I hope you do... *increases the heat a little further, putting her head on her shoulder*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

- sighs, happy and content-
-nuzzles her neck-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*emerges from the kitchen, carrying a massive cake*

And that's just the first one!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You've been in worse situations. What are you doing standing around and calling for help?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: *kisses her gently*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: since when did you bake?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-kisses her gently back, smiling-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm calling or help because my power is waning, no thanks to you and your womanising ways, by the way.

As such, I seem to have become more susceptible to ambush by giant mech.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip, who do you say is this person chasing you, a giant?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

A giant mechanised battle suit.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

It's your fault that you abandoned her... *cuts himself off before he says anything else*
*sighs* So, your power is waning. What do you want?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Sorry I... I'm rather unsure what to do... Last night was fine because I could watch and learn what you two were doing so I could do it myself but now...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

-laughs-
Watch and learn? Beth its fine.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You say your power is waning, perhaps between Alastair and I we can discover a way to help you. *looks at Alastair* Do keep this peaceable.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: I have never done anything of the sort before...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Alastair, I swear to god if I didn't need you to take this thing down I would be using simple facts to wipe the grass with your skull.

And unfortunately Zaf, you can't, as far as channeller knowledge goes, this just happens.

I was really powerful remember, well, now I'm far, far weaker. It just seems to be the way of things.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Nope. Not in above five thousand years. Sad, really.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*stares at Loki* You want to help him?

*takes a long, deep breath* Trip, I swear, if I have to save your life...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No...just sweet.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*places the cake on a large table*

Everyone needs a hobby.

*goes to the kitchen to retrieve the second cake*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: How?

John said...

*With an exaggerated stretch and a yawn, Blake melts out of a shadow next to Trip*

Power is something I know a bit about, got any details?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sil2: I suppose.


Saving yourself for..someone..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well, this is how I shall look at it, he lives in Blogland and my children live there too, if he comes and these giants come into Blogland, my children are at risk, I do not like losing family. Helping him will save us all the pains of people dying and reviving them. I would love to watch Trip die, though. I can go for helping or watching him die.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*solidifies next to Blake holding a tray of chips and salsa*
There seems to be a party?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey, I cn escape this thing, it's slow and not very accurate. It's random people in the countryside's lives you're saving.

And Blake, it's a fairly standard mech, about twenty feet high, some rockets, a gatling gun, relatively slow and lumbering. All the usual really.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey, what did I ever do to you, Loki?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs again* Well, I'm sure the all-powerful Blake Soul can easily handle whatever your problem is.

If you can escape it, why bother asking for help?

John said...

Any resistances to magic and whatnot? Some sort of shield device?

John said...

Oh Alastair, flattery will get you nowhere. I still want to paint a warning to others like you in your blood at the entrance to Blogland.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, just a vanilla mech.

And as I said, Alastair, I can outrun it and hold it off, but I am no longer powerful enough to defeat it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I won't allow that, Blake. As far as I can discern, he's all that's keeping the mother of my daughter alive.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*grabs a chip and dips it in salsa*
*drops the whole tray and jumps around, trying to rub the salsa off her tongue*
Spicy spicy spicy!

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: You...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shrugs* Living? Alastair, what has you so down, they told me you liked violence.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Maybe... Dug, would you say that's spicy enough to destroy metal?

John said...

Well that sounds easy enough. A few solid hits at the joints and it'll fall to pieces. As for not killing Alastair, fine. He does seem to have improved as a person over time.

John said...

(For lack of a stimulated mind I dedicate this page to giant robots, because really, who doesn't like giant robots?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Huh, Loki I just got the feeling you backed up someone's point. Funny.

That oughta do it, Blake. Wouldn't be a problem for someone of your power level.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

It is ready.

*walks to the door and opens it*

And now we wait.

John said...

I swear Trip, if anyone makes an "over nine thousand" joke...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I do not have the best track record with large synthetics, actually, Blake.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm sure you would if you could, Blake. Pity we can't always have what we want.

To say that I love violence is only mildly inaccurate, Loki, but either way, Adra still cares for Trip, so I wouldn't see him killed.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*pokes her tongue out of her mouth and looks at it, going cross eyed*
*her tongue is burnt*
Yes. Definitely.
*she picks up the bowl of salsa that miraculously landed face up*
*hands it to Trip*
Here, what do you need it for?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We could easily kill Alastair, but there is not a purpose, the only person who may have a valid reason is Zanida.

Zanida: I hear- *cuts off and nearly drops her sword* Alastair...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm going to take down a mech. *puts on some sunglasses and begins to advance towards the mech that just appeared over the cleft of the hill*

With salsa dip.

John said...

So! Where is this massive mech that's plaguing you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I shall join you.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*grabs more salsa*
*puts on dark sunglasses*
I shall join you.

John said...

Oh. Well that answers that question, I'll come along for backup if you should want it.

*Strolls along beside Trip*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*stands in place and watches them, very much not amused*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Would you like some salsa, Alistair?
*offers him a bowl*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*begins to pour the salsa into super soakers*

Blake, put your sunglasses on, you don't look stereotypical enough yet.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zanida: This....really....is Alastair Cruciatus standing here, yes?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Oooh! Can I have a super soaker?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

No, Dugglyn.

What do you think, Zanida?

John said...

*Pulls up his hood, covering more of his face in shadows than the shades would*

Does this work?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Indeed it does, Blake. *passes the super soakers around as the mech unleashes its guns at them, tearing up the soil around them*

Keep walking. Only your plot armour is protecting you now.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*shrugs*
Ok, suit yourself.

John said...

*He eyes the watergun skeptically*

Do I have to use this..? Necromancy would be a lot faster.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*grins, holding the super soaker in front of her*
This is awesome!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zanida: I....I...Have you come here to kill me?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And a lot less fun. Way too easy. Now, *he pumps the gun* aim for the joints.

*Trips rushes forward into action, dodging out of the way of a stream of bullets hugely telegraphed by the gatling gun warming up.*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hello, Hope!

Heya, everyone who I forgot to greet!)

*notices that no-one has showed up*

*walks back downstairs*

*sees that Sil has fallen asleep on the sofa*

*lies down with her, and softly cries into her hair*

John said...

*Blake sighs as he raises a shied of shadows and walks straight forward into the hail of ordnance*
*Whenever the mech targets another combatant he opens a small hole to shoot out of*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Boo, Blake! Put yourself in danger, trust me! It's more fun! *rolls between the mech's legs and sprays one of its knee joints.*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*turns into mist, floating above the mech*
*solidifying above the mech and squirting at the joints before turning into mist again, bullets flying through the mist*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*the salsa begins to sizzle away at 5the metal it touches, the mech flailing wildly to try and hit its assailants*

*tries to combat roll, but goes on his wrong side*

Argh! Jesus!

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Good night, Sil!)

John said...

*He sighs again*

Oh fine, but if I'm doing this I'm going all out.

*The shield reforms into a hollow sword with pores throughout the blade. He dips it into the hot sauce contained in his water gun and charges the mech, slashing at its legs while dancing around its attacks*

John said...

(Salsa*, not sauce...)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

No. I couldn't care less whether you live or die, Zanida, so long as you're not terrorizing my fiancée.

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