I'm STARVING.
I decided it was time to eat lunch, like, an HOUR ago, and I'm still at the computer. And what am I doing now? I'm writing a blog post. Tssh.
Okay then, what have I been up to? Well, the Tanith novella, as you may have guessed. I have another week of writing on that and then I'll pretty much launch straight into Book 8, provisionally titled Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna CRY. But I digress.
On Halloween I did an event in Dublin with my editor Nick Lake and cover artist Tom Percival. It was the first time we'd been on stage together and it was basically a big chat about how the books get made and the process behind it all. Plus I mocked people. It was fun.
And that event also marked another first- the first time the real Valkyrie Cain attended. Laura was sitting at the back beside my agent, and when I mentioned that she was actually here there was an audible gasp around the room and everyone started craning their necks to try and spot her. Laura, for her part, stared straight ahead and tried to attract no attention whatsoever. I'm fairly sure she emerged unscathed by the whole experience- thought she DID glare at me afterwards.
That night we all went out to dinner, fifteen of us, and many laughs were had. Presumably. I spent the next day with Nick as he tried to get me to decide what to write once Skulduggery is over. I have a few ideas, but I'm still not entirely sure what it'll be. Apart from brilliant. We all KNOW it'll be brilliant.
Voting for the Irish Book Awards have come around again. This year I'm up against Anna Carey, Judi Curtin, John Boyne, Darren Shan and Eoin Colfer. That's a pretty impressive list by anyone's standards. I didn't win last year- Anna did- and to be honest I had THE best time. I actually like not winning. It means you can hold a conversation with someone without interruption.
Every year, I don't ask you to vote for me- I ask you to vote for whoever you think deserves it. And this year is no different. Well, ALMOST no different. The only difference is that this year the last Artemis Fowl book is nominated, and if any book deserves to win...
Just pointing it out, that's all. Not trying to influence you, one way or the other. Ahem.
http://www.irishbookawards.ie/vote-here-for-your-favourite-titles
Let's see... oh, next week is going to be fun! You're going to be getting TWO cover releases here on this Blog. The new paperback cover for KOTW at the start of the week, and the Tanith cover at the end of the week.
See? I'm so good to you.
Now I'm going to eat lunch.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4730 Newer› Newest»*is watching her old singing videos from two years ago*
First vid: My nose is so huge! Agh!
Second vid: I remember shaking so much in that one! You can hear it... and I had to do a key change, which doesn't sound good now that I hear it again...
How did I ever think I was good then??? I believe I got better, but still get shaky in front of a camera alone...
*realizes she's procrastinating on practicing guitar*
Oops...
Bethany: It's a good thing that I am.
(-looks at the Garr sat a bit to close to her crown- Mmm..
Tell Chloe GOOD and also good morning.)
(Play guitar Lavender!)
Okay that's good.
-smiles-
What do you propose..?
Bethany: Logically speaking, Minerve's soldiers are more likely to target you. They have a slight weakness to white. Whereas the soldiers of Archeos are more likely to deal with me first.
(Chloe sends you some cake
*hops forward and sits on your crown* )
J has not slept all night. I have become what I imagine the embodiment of death looks like.
...
Never mind. Erebus said he's a lot better looking than me right now.
Right. But Liliana wants to handle Archeos's army and wants us to handle minerves army. At least if they're targeting me I can lead them to the castle?
(-noms the cake and watches Garr- wouldn't do that if I were you.
BLAKE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REST YOUR HEAD! -hits with a frying pan-)
*laughs*
What'd you do last night, Blake? Also, hi!
*cannot choose what version of the song to look at*
I want to find a good one... but they all seem too simple...
*keeps looking*
*absentmindedly catches the pan*
J says sleep is for the weak...
*stops hopping* )
J and Blake, get your damn man arse in bed)
(Sil that's my thing (smacking people with frying pans...)
(Sil: -smashes a pan into the back of Blake's head while he's distracted-
Sleep.)
(@Garr you should've typed faster ;) and don't try take the crown.)
*laughs at people with frying pans- includes Rhos*
Did you watch Rapunzel(or Tangled, wherever you are) yesterday, Sil?
*he teeters forward so slowly it's comical and land flat on his face*
...
Ow...
I type as fast as i need to...
and I'm not going to take your crown.... Not after last night *shudders at the memory* )
(Nope. But we were going too. Then I had to leave.)
(I am here my darlings ^^)
(-places a foot on the back of Blake's head mushing it into the ground- sleeeeep.
Good Garr. And that was only what I do.)
Aww, that stinks. :(
Maybe you'll be able to next time. :)
(Hey Inky! - waves from where she is, with Garr the pigeon sat on her crown and Blake's face under her foot-)
Hi Chloe! Welcome to the home of all nighters and frying pans!
*doesn't know what she's saying*
Ah, well.
Hello everyone!
Chloe, Jaimie, Rhos, John, Levender, Sophia
(@Lavender hopefully..)
*his fists clench and a tendril of darkness grabs hold of Sil's ankle*
*As Blake gets on his feet, the tendril drags Sil upside-down into the air till they're face to upside-down face*
Now what in our history together made you think that was a good idea?
Hello, Chi! How are you?
Morning Chloe and Gem, how be you both?
(Sil of you had a torch in one hand you would be the statue of liberty (just the British version....)
I'm tired, but apart from that, I'm happier than I was ^.^
SO, how are we starting this zombie apocalypse? I'm so excited...
Sorry, guys. Dinner.
Funny, it's morning for the rest of you. :P
Be back later!
(Hey Gemma!
-raises an eyebrow at Blake, the crown automatically tightening so it doesn't fall off-
It was amusing. Now sleep.)
Bethany: But we first need to lure the soldiers there.
Yeah exactly, if they're coming after me all I need to do is retreat steadily to the castle..
*flies over and Sits on Chloe's head* (I'm a messenger pidgin...)
ok lav
thats good and I'm not sure Gem (i came up with the idea i don't do planning....)
(Sil would like me to point out depending upon the type of apocalypse she may end up working against you all.)
Bethany: But the soldiers of Archeos also need to be at the castle and they will most likely follow me. So we need to take both factions to the castle via different ways.
Its probably a zombie apocalypse,
but it could be a vampire apocalypse.....)
How about a massive strange contraption dropping an army of zombies in the middle of blogland because they don't know where else to put them and they think blogland is uninhibited?
(how art everyone?
soz for the mini poof
my mum was hogging the computer_)
Okay..if I go around the main lake and lead them on a round about root near the cliff you could take them by the volcano and round?
(-huggles Chloe-)
Bethany: Aren't they about the same length?
The cliff is the longest root.
(*huggles Sil* heya bach ^^)
(Heya Flick. BOW -winks-)
Bethany: So I will arrive first and lead Archeos' soldiers into the castle for Liliana to deal with. Then I will come back and help you?
(bow? *is thoroughly confused*)
(-gestures to the crown- bow. -nods-)
Sure. That means when I get there we may need to watch out backs, just on case. Then up the tower right?
(this wolf bows to no one. nuh uh
I am Holo the wise wolf)
Bethany: Yes. So that's the plan?
(-pouts at Flick- pleeeeeeeeease?)
Perfect idea Gem *nods* *flies over and sits on your head*
That's the plan.
-nods-
If you hear screaming, that'll probably be me. Ignore it.
-nods-
(nuh uh
I am holo the wise wolf so you shut up!)
Bethany: No.
So what is the apocalypse? zombies? cause if it's vampires Silente would have to plan it, and she's already got her own RP. But since it's the whole of blogland, if you allow it, the zombies would affect your RP too.
(-glares at Flick and mutters something causing Flicks lips to melt into each other so she can't speak-)
Yes. This isn't a debate. Stick to the plan no matter what.
(Jaimie is used to handling more rp's than one at a time..)
(I may be joining in with the apocalypse. As myself. It depends how realistic it is.)
(I know it's difficult to look past my brilliant tail, brain and looks, but I also have excellent ears and eyes
I heard that)
Bethany: Unless you are hurt.
(ill join the apocalypse!)
Zombies!!!! Lots and lots of Zombies!!!! And blogland could be all wrecked and apocalyptic....
No. Matter. What. Bethany. You get those soldiers to Liliana no matter what. Otherwise you'll just bring them to me while I'm hurt which won't help either of us.
(-frowns at the fact Flick can speak despite having her lips sealed-)
Bethany: I refuse to agree to that.
(-is speaking telepathically-)
Then I'll make sure not to scream
(-puts a collar on flick that stops her magic-)
(*glares at Sil*
*hits her over the head with a frying pan*)
(-frying pan hits crown-
-crown makes a loud PANG noise and dints the frying pan- Haha!)
Bethany: I have good hearing.
Sil, no melting Chloe's mouth... Tis not cool bud....
Not if there's nothing to hear.
- raises an eyebrow at her-
(@Garr she was being mean though!)
Bethany: Then leave it all to me.
(*writes on a board*
'When you are experienced you can become overly confident and such confidence can prove fatal')
*thinks* i haves a plan.... *smiles*
(-rubs out the writing and unseals Chloes lips-)
No. No way in Hell.
Sil life is mean....
hear hear Chloe
(*grins*)
Bethany: Then don't stop me helping you.
(There. She can speak now.)
Fine..I'll try not to get hurt.
(*huggles Sil*)
Thank you *glares at Sil*
(-huggles Chloe back-)
Bethany: But I will help you should you need it.
Okay..
Beth..
-looks as if she's about to say something then shakes her head-
Don't get hurt.
Bethany: ... Is that all?
OK! SO ARE WE GETTING THIS APOCALYPSE STARTED?!
Yeah. That's all..
(I'm ready!)
Bethany: You looked as if you were going to say something... What was it?
Nothing. Don't get hurt..
Lets do this shiz! Oh raah!
Bethany: Please tell me...
(*huggles rhos* you seem hyped)
It was nothing Beth.
Bethany: Please?
No.
*Huggles Chloe* i am a bit,
i love zombie apocalypses.....
(That's great *kisses your cheek*)
*smiles and returns the favour*
thank you
Ok, I suppose i'll start then!
*A whooshing sound can be heard all over blogland*
*A huge ship blocks the sun from blogland and everything goes dark*
(Dim problem )
I think i just killed the blog................
There's people!!!)
*looks out the window* well that's a new one....
*looks around at he darkness* what the ?
(Is it okay if the apocalypse doesn't affect mine and Soph's rp? I can use Sil2?)
Bethany: *sighs, muttering about how she expects she is going to trust her*
(Can I use alys? And rhos do you want to use vik?)
-climbs a tree and rests near the top, staring at the sky, thinking, and sighs-
Sil2: - looks up at the sky- what the hell??
Bethany: *climbs up next to her* What's the matter?
*looks up at the ship curiously*
- looks at Beth a moment-
-looks back at the sky-
Nothing. Just thinking.
Bethany: Please tell me.
I can't. Words won't work.
*opens a window to get a better view of the sky*
Vik: *looks up* what the hell? *reaches for his gun*
Alys : w what's happening ? *ears lower*
(Good morning all)
(Morning Jack! How art thou?)
(Good morning Edward.)
Annabelle: -comes over cradling the babies-
Inky what's happening??
(Fine thanks Chloe, how be you?
Morning Sil, how be you?)
(I'm okay that. You?)
Bethany: Actions speak a thousand words.
Yeah sure Silente, that's fine.
*The ship appears right above the clearing*
*A beam comes down from the ship*
*Things from the ship fall into the beam and start a slow descent into blogland*
I...don't know ... *hilds the twins close*
(Good thanks Sil
Hello Soh and Chi)
(Hello Edward)
Yeah well some actions are probably better left alone.
(Hello, Edward.)
*tilts her head and draws her machine gun*
Annabelle: where's Cole? He left yesterday.. I haven't seen him since and I..what are they??
(I be great jack ^.^)
Bethany: I have no idea what you mean...
(Has the apocalypse begun?)
(That's good Chloe ^.^)
(Yes it is)
I know you don't. And that's fine. It's probably better you don't..
I d don't know
*cole comes running from the bar*
Cole: Anna...are you and the pups okay ?
*walks to the weapons room*
lets see... *browses the weapons*
Vik: *also goes to the weapons room* any idea what's going on?
Me: *shakes head* no idea...
we should go see if anyone else knows what's going on *takes a katana and a handgun*
Vik:*takes 2 handguns* lets go *nods*
me: *grabs Vik's shoulder and shadow walks to Inky*
(Right)
*Appears in the cottage* *Hums to self*
Annabelle: Cole! - hugs him tightly, juggling the triplets- what's happening??
Bethany: Just try?
Morning ed)
(Morning Gar)
Cole: I don't know *hugs her tighrly* let's go back to the cottage
Hey Vik and Gar! *stands up with the twins*
Alys: *says nothing*
-laughs- nah. You'll slap me. Then I'll fall out the tree. And Liliana will laugh.
Cordelia: *wakes up and looks at Harrison*
*There is a beeping noise from her computer*
*Goes over to check it and sees that there are enemies right above them*
Harrison!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------
*The first of the creatures reach the surface of blogland*
*Turns out that they are zombies*
*Makes a sandwich and sits down in the kitchen*
I was watching Harry Potter, and then-
QUIRREL
YOU TWO FACED LIAR
Two faced.
Two faced
*lets myself out*
Annabelle: -nods- let's..can you take Justin? -has Copper in one of those baby holders on her back- I want all of them where I can see them.
(Hello Em)
Cole: okay *takes Justin *
*the twins cry*
*cradles them* come on ,..please don't cry
*looks at the twins* are they yours?
Vik: *nods* any idea what's going on?
*walks towards the zombies with her machine gun aimed at them*
Bethany: I am not in the habit of slapping people. Please just try?
*More and more of the zombies keep coming down from the beam of the ship, they start spanning out all over the clearing and start to make their way through the forest*
*Finishes sandwich and heads to bar*
Annabelle: -watches the figures- are they.. -grabs Coles arm- ZOMBIES! -runs, Belle in one arm, Copper still on her back-
Yes...
Tawnee: congrats *little cora in her arms*
Alys : *hides behind Vik*
-looks at Beth a moment-
I..-sighs- can't. Its not right.
*Locks bar door and hides out there*
Cole: shoot *runs while carrying justjn*
Come on everyone
*runs slowly with the twins* still exhausted
*taw and alys also run*
Congrats *nods* *huggles Taw*
Vik: don't worry Alys, i can protect you from what ever is going on....
Bethany: *sighs* Just do it. I don't mind.
*starts to fire her machine gun at the zombies*
*Sets up a small screen to watch whats going on outside the bar*
Annabelle: - looks back at Inky-
-takes Justin from Cole-
Help Inky. She gave birth yesterday. She needs the help.
-runs again, slower than before, cradeling Justin and Belle, Copper on her back babbling and giggling-
Alys: t thanks...
You will.
-grins at her-
As I said, it's wrong, and not because you're an angel.
-starts climbing higher-
*Appears next to Inky and takes the twins* *Appears back in bar and sets twins down*
Cole: okay *runs behind inky and scoops her up*
Thanks Coles *cwtchsz the twins *
Vik: *nods* no problemo,
lets go *gestures to the door*
(@Ed yes. Save the twins. DON'T SAVE YOUR BLOOMIN WIFE THOUGH!!!)
Hey! Ed... Ed took the twins !
Alys: k kind ...
(What can I say, Ed is a little unhinged)
*Places all the furniture against the bar door*
Annabelle: -stumbles slightly and reaches the cottage-
Inky keys!
-realises she's waaay ahead-
*the twins cry for mummy*
Bethany: Just do it. *climbs after her* Honestly.
Erm, twins. Stop crying, please?
*The full forest is now filled with zombies*
Cordelia: *Goes up the ladder and looks at what's happening up above them*
*Sees all the zombies*
Oh...oh no...
*theows Anna the keys*
Me: Taw honey, hold onto me ok, I'll shadow walk you and cora to somewhere safe
Vik: follow me *runs outside with his gun out* (44 magnum...) *to Alys*
-climbs until she's out of Beth's sight then moves along the branches and drops down behind Beth, turning Beth and pressing her lightly against the trunk, kissing her-
I..
-blushes-
Bye!
- runs along the branch and jumps, diving, activating her wings-
*the boys cry turns into a howl as he shifts into. A grey wolf*
Annabelle: -drops the keys what with her hands being full of babies and screams as zombies start popping up, moving slugishly towards them-
Cole!
-holds the babies close, backing up against the house, terrified-
Taw: okay
Alys: *nods$
Damn. What do you two want *sets out a saucer for the wolf*
(Hello Xan)
Cole: *gently puts inks down*
*picks up keys and opens the cottage+ everybody in!
Annabelle: -darts in the moment the doors open, trembling, running straight for the secret room, not knowing how to open it-
*the baby wolf falls and yelps, losing balance*
*the girl cries*
(Hey Xan!)
Inky: calm Belle, *taps on the floor board and the secret door opens*
*Picks the wolf up and puts him on the bar* Now, as for you *turns to the girl* I should let the zombies have you
Cordelia: Harrison! we're in trouble!
*The zombies turn up at the bar, lake, chi's house, Inky's cottage*
Chi: W-what are they?
Tsubaki: Zombies!
Chi: ZOMBIES?!
*they stand back to back, brother and sister*
*shadow walks to my house* you stay here where its safe ok *nods*
Vik: *is standing outside inky's cottage and watches everyone go in* Alys, you go inside ok
*girl cries more *
*she disappears and reappears in Inkys arms* you!
*cuddles her close* where is your brother ?
Annabelle: -runs into the secret room, carefully laying the babies down, unstrapping Copper-
Stay.
- runs the the bedroom, scooping up blankets and pillows, carrying them and piling them in a corner of the room-
-runs to find candles, shivering from how cold that room is-
Alys: h humans...
Damn. She may be a problem *sets the baby wolf as far away grom the door s possible as zombies break through* *Sets up a time lock on the door*
*sets the baby girl in the secret passage*
*goes and helps Belle* you wrap up...
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