(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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*smiles*
Happy new year's eve! :)
On the bright side, Chloe, at least she calls you skinny...
*bites her lip and fades*
Trip, you are going to make me laugh and wake my family. I swear I'll hurt you.
*pulls Sil into the majestic roll*
(*hugs Chloe-Bach*
She's rude and she's wrong.)
(Sil...my mum is harmless...)
(Yeah, at least you're not fat bitch, then there'd be no upsides.)
(I'm fine thank you, and yourself?)
Well Snow, that's a very tempting proposition you've given me there...
Lavender noooooooo
*falls to the ground and wails in anguish as the all mighty Lavender Hope leaves, a single tear running down my cheek*
Bethany: I... Okay, I suppose. *smiles at Silente drinking her blood*
Liliana: *takes a step forward and sinks her fangs into Bethany's neck, starting to drink her blood*
(I'm good thank you Trip )
(Chlo I can honestly say, your mum is totally wrong,
You are skinny but there is no way on this earth that you are bitch it just wouldn't happen *nods and huggles tightly* )
(*rolls majestically with snow*)
*slows her drinking slightly so that Beth won't get dizzy with two people drinking*
*sucks her skin gently, nibbling*
*raises an eyebrow at Snow*
A bit dramatic much?
I'm still here, just...
*feels somehow out of the loop*
*becomes a ghost*
*huggles*
*with legs continues to tickles Alistree and pats Snow on the head*
There there.
*gasps at Lav* dramatic? Me? How very dare you!
*pulls ghost Lav into tbe majestic roll as well*
Trip... god, I shouldn't have said anything. *shakes head*
(I see and its okay, to say things all of us here were getting the wrong end of the stick *nods*
Something funny last night my mum called me a douche bag... (only as a joke and we all had a laugh about it (me and my family ) )
(*nods* as long as it stays fun its all good *smiles* )
(It's rude.)
*somehow finds herself rolling with Snow and Sil*
(*rolls with Lavender and Snow*)
THEY SEE ME ROLLING
THEY HATING
*coughswaitwhatIsaidnothingcough*
(*slips Oreos into Snows back pocket as they roll*
Hehehe)
(It's just her humour... She doesn't mean anything by it)
*throws the oreos of a convenient cliff we pass*
*realises he's not supporting himself with anything*
*Falls to the floor*
Argh! My pelvis!
*rolls around ignobly with Snow Lavender and Silente*
So before we all say something we regret lets move on to something else.....
*is cold....* (I'm working on solving that problem now )
(*glares*
*stuff Oreos into Snows mouth AND pockets*)
*stuffs oreos down Trips throat*
Bethany: *sighs quietly, pulling her closer*
Liliana: *continues to drink Bethany's blood*
*bops sil* no more oreos *pokes and continues rolling*
*hugs Beth tightly, staying close, fighting against her territorial instinct to break Lil's teeth*
*kisses Beth's neck passionately*
(Okay. No more Oreos..)
I'm going now...
*looks a bit like a headless waterchicken out of water, choking on Oreos and feeling the pain of a broken pelvis and rolling around*
(if you sure Chlo? *nods* )
(Wbvd because of battlefield!!!! )
(Bye Inky!
Ah the damn box popped up. 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS')
*coughs p some half crushed Oreos*
Bye Inkles!
I'm seriously in a fit of quiet laugher, Trip. I am going to murder you.
*nods at the sil*
(*whispers* for now..)
*shakes head at the Sil*
Bye Chloe.
*tumbles out of the roll and lies back in the grass, face up*
(*nods head at the snow*
*noms her ear*)
Bethany: *hugs her back, sighing* Liliana... Stop...
Liliana: *withdraws her fangs, licking her lips clean*
Try it, secret agent superhero!
Actually, please don't. I've got a Civ playthrough as Morocco to finish, and I picked up a whole load of new games in the Steam sales. Oh! And I'm the only competant player in my Warhammer team, and they really need me, at least until, like, next summer.
So can we hold it off until next July? I think that should give me enough time to deal with everything.
(Calling someone who depends on you a "bitch" is abuse.
Feel free to ignore me, I'm moody.)
*gets an idea*
*gets up and walks to the top of the cliff*
*looks over the edge and calculates how high up she is*
*kisses her neck*
You dont have to tell her to stop..
(I shouldn't have said anything
I won't tolerate any abuse against my mum
Byii)
(*STOPS ROLLING AND PULLS LAVENDER AWAY FROM THE EDGE*)
*noms sil*
*nods at trip* sounds reasonable
I just realized it's 1:30 am. Should probably sleep. Night
*Rolls over Lavender and Sil*
Byeee!
*falls right off the cliff*
Weee!
Sleep well Snow! Have a fun New Year!
*hugs Chloe*
I understand what you mean. My mom can be that way too, but we both know she's joking.
*stands up at the edge of the cliff, her back facing the drop*
*leans back and falls, feeling the air rush by*
My god Kas you toss pot!
Jesus, just shhh! And apologise to Chloe please!
I don't care if you're moody! You need to apologise!
Bethany: *smiles* My blood is yours. Not hers. Drink.
(Sleep snow! Farethewell! Dream of Oreos!)
*smiles and bites her neck gently again, drinking again*
Bethany: *hisses but smiles*
*falls just before Sil grabs her*
*turns into a hawk in a dive 5 meters away from the water*
*spreads her wings to even herself, talons skimming the surface*
*crows, an equivalent to a WHOOHOO!*
*smiles and murmurs 'you okay?' while still drinking*
(*watches Lavender, shocked*
*blinks*
*sits back*)
You puny mortals are adorable with your love and genuine emotion.
*flaps her wings to go higher into the air*
**Bye Snow!**
**Sorry, Sil... I didn't mean to make you worry...**
(*just watches*
*is slowly getting less terrified for Lavenders life*)
**I just... Needed the rush...**
*lands back on the cliff, away from the edge and turns into a human again*
(Crazy girl...adrenaline seeker.)
*is caught on a rocky outcrop*
Guys, could you help fall? I got caught on this outstretched Seagull!
*shakes head*
It's not really like that... I just...
*sighs, sits next to Sil and leans back on her arms, letting her head fall back as she lets the sunlight warm her face, her eyes closed*
(*hugs Lavender gently*)
Okay, Trip, hold on.
*wonders what kind of bird is big enough to carry a human*
*the only one she knows is that big eagle-like bird from the 'Rescuers Down Under Movie*
*pictures the bird in her mind and sees if she can shift into it*
*realizes she can*
**Whoa, I'm big...**
*is hugged by Sil before shifting*
*flies off and to the place where Trip is*
**Do you need help, or can you make it onto my back?**
(*watches the attempted rescue*)
**It would be a rescue if Trip could answer...**
Sorry, I was press ganged into making tea.
It would be great if you could avoid my damaged pelvis, but otherwise, some help would really be appreciated!
(If being the operative word...he appears to have vanished. As does literally everyone else.)
Bethany: *nods, smiling*
Liliana: *sits on the bed*
*gently grabs Trip's shoulders in her talons, being careful not to puncture his skin while also keeping a good grip on him*
*flies to the top of the cliff, setting him down gently, and landing*
*turns back into a human*
MIDNIGHT!!!
WHOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
*blows that party bazooka type thingy while also popping a party popper*
*plays with the streamer things that come out of it*
(What happens to your clothes?)
*smiles and holds her close, sliding her teeth free*
Mmm.
(Happy New year Lavender.)
And I should probably be getting to bed now...
Night everyone!
*hugs everyone, waits a moment for others to hug her back*
*poofs, leaving happier than she's been when she came on*
(*hugs Lavender back*)
My clothes come back when I shift. As does anything else that might be on me at the time. Like a backpack or a weapon or something.
Good night!
(Night.)
Goodnight Lavender! Happy New Year! And thanks for rescuing me!
Bethany: Mmm?
Tasty.
*smiles*
Thank you.
Bethany: You're welcome. *heals the puncture marks Liliana made but leaves the ones left by Silente*
*smiles slightly*
*cuddles her closely*
*glances at Lil*
Trip!!!!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*
Bethany: *cuddles her closely back*
Liliana: What?
(*gently hugs Gemma*)
Nothing.
*smiles*
Was just checking we weren't annoying you or overstating our welcome.
*Is tacklehugged*
Herrow Chione! What's going on with you?
(Brb. Feeding cats.)
Well, Chione has just become widowed with two children to look after.
Gemma is not too good either.
Awww, come here. Give Trippington a hug. *hugs Chione warmly*
It'll be fine. Even if he doesn't come back (an unlikely scenario) we're still here. And I most certainly intend to be until the end.
Liliana: Of course not.
(I will be back soon.)
(See you then Soph)
(Back.)
Good. Just making sure.
(*hugs gemma and Chi* it'll be okay..)
Wb Silente.
TRIP
TRIP
THAT WAS SLIPKNOT
TRIP
(Hey Trip. How are you?)
STAR
STAR
THAT WAS SLIPKNOT
STAR
I needed some heavy metal, so I asked myself: "What does Star like?"
(I'm fine thank you Silente.)
Sorry for my distance, I had some connection problems.
(Its okay. I'm glad you're fine.)
@Trip: XD
Yeah, I thought that might have been what had gone through your head. XD
(Thanks. How are you?)
When I pasted it I wondered if you'd recognise it as Slipknot. I'm glad I now know I was right.
(How am I? Hmm..undecided.)
*nods* :) Yeah.
Don't worry, you're always right, apart from when you're left. :P
@Silente: Well, at least you're not decidedly awful. :)
*plays the arbitrary badom tish*
Oh Star, you lovable scamp. When will you stop with your japes and scrapes?
. . .
*is apparently a loveable scamp*
I shall stop when . . .
. . .
idk.
Chi: *Sits on the bed playing with the twins*
*A shadow appears in front of her*
Blake? *gets hopeful after him not coming home for almost a week*
*The shadow solidifies into Hecate*
H - Afraid not, child...
Chi: *Looks down at the twins, no longer able to smile back at them*
H - I...have some bad news.
Chi: *tears spring to her eyes* He's not...is he?
H - Well...I can't really tell as Blake had Soul magic....but Erebus is gone from the world. I no longer feel any strains in my shadows... which...would suggest that young Blake Soul is...-
Chi: *Begins to cry*
H - Even though I hate you and wish to take over your body, I'm terribly sorry for your loss, my child...
Chi: *Doesn't look up, just collapses on the bed, her eyes unseeing*
*Hecate disappears*
*The twins climb over their mother, wondering what's wrong, waiting for daddy coming back, not knowing that he never is, that their father is gone - Dead.*
Oh, well that's inconvenient. Because I've got to fill out this paperwork, and that's the last question. If I don't they'll close the orphanage!
(*hugs Gem*
I'm sorry.)
(If there's anything I can do, Gem, please tell me.)
*Trip watches from a nearby window*
What a jackass, not even staying to comfort someone after telling them about their dead husband.
Wait.
What?
Wb Tanya.
(There is nothing anyone can do...I fucked up.)
(Oh. I didn't say I'm back.
Yes, just got back home. I'm aching, apparently carrying 3 2 litre bottles of soft drinks all over town and then home will have this effect. Anyways... hello, Trip. Add me on Steam?)
(We can give you hugs. *hugs* See?)
(What's your steam name?)
Happy New Year, guys :)
And for all of you who aren't in my timezone-
GET WITH THE TIMES.
*pause for laughter*
*is booed out of existence*
*pops back*
Anyhoo!
I'll be distant writing my resolutions. And this year, I'm actually going to attempt to stick to them.
(Gem, you did all you could.
He wasn't exactly gentle about it. He just cut all ties. That's nothing to do with you. Sometimes people do what they want to do and that's all there is to it.)
Herrow Fay. Happy NEW YEAR'S EVE. Stop trying to enforce your culture upon me!
(*has not made a new year's resolution for years*
*isn't planning on starting anytime soon*)
@Trip TiaBlackbones
(*has not made a new year's resolution for years*
*isn't planning on starting anytime soon*)
@Trip TiaBlackbones
(Tanya wants a new year's revolution!
*grins at Tanya*)
Herrow, Trip. Happy *notsosubtlecoughcough* NEW YEAR. *gazes meaningfully at Trip*
*whispers* I shall never stop.
*Tanya gets enticingly close to Fay's ear, close enough for Fay to feel her warm breath*
*whispers* How are things in 2015?
(Happy New Year Fay.)
Lira: Mummy?
Chi: *doesn't move or speak, tears run down her face*
*Hasn't moved from this bed since Blake went missing*
Lucas: *Climbs up on his mummy's stomach next to his sister*
Mummy, where's daddy?
Chi: *Silently cries more*
D-daddy's not coming back...
Right... *hesitates*
I'm going to disappear from the blog and I am not sure for how long
So, everyone, have a good new year! And I shall be back sometime..:in a few days, weeks, months - I haven't decided yet
*leaves unnoticed*
*opens the door*
Well, that's debatable. *moves swiftly over to Chione and draws a handkerchief. He dries her tears and gently moves the kids off there mother*
There there kiddles. Things are gonna be just fine.
:( Fours, Inky. We'll miss you . . . I hope that being off-blog causes you to find more happiness. :)
Be back soon Inkles!
*their mother
Grrrr
(Bye Chloe! I'll see you when I see you, Happy New Year)
T-trip...what are you doing here?
*Watches him dry her tears and lifts up the twins*
I will return momentarily.
(ah, crud, I fell asleep.)
*flinches slightly at Tanya's sudden move* Pretty good, I guess? It's only been half an hour.
@Inky: I'll miss you, Inky, but I hope you'll be happier. Have a great New Year. :)
(Chloe, email.
...
*hugs Jai*
*realises Jai is not here*
*goes and does sadness elsewhere*)
*leaves*
(Fay? Nuuh!)
(*is back from food*)
*through the magic of sistership (don't question it) and blood ties, senses that Chione needs her*
*steps through a portal to her bed room with, you guessed it, ice cream and vodka*
*quietly*
Chi..?
(Its a shame you're leaving Chlo,
But luckily (for me anyway) I talk to you everyday so, I can continue to make you happy *smiles*
May you return here when you are happy *nods* and its fully understandable that you want a break....
Its going to be alot quieter here, but you're happy with your choice so may happiness always come your way (I can provide some of that happiness *smiles* Because GARKY!!!!! )
So yeah...
This is Rhos / Rhossie signing off....
*leaves because I don't really have a reason for being around right now*
(Bye Chloe...Rhos...
*sighs*)
(Hey, Jai.
Rhos? You're leaving?)
Chi: *Looks at Sil then at the twins* Go away...
*blinks, a moment of shock flicking across her face*
*sets the ice cream and vodka down away from the reach of babies*
Chi...You okay?
*sits carefully on the edge of the bed, scooping Lira and Lucas up*
Chi: Blake's dead...
*freezes*
*stares, occasionally blinking*
What..
Chi: Hecate came up and told me. Erebus is gone, so is Blake. He's dead. He's gone and he's never coming back.
(not permanently,
Just for today like... *nods* maybe longer, I'll have to see how I feels on the day because I'm indecisive....
But yeah,
Keep cool my friends!
Peace
P.s if any of you, want to talk to me or just say hi,
My email is on my profile *nods*
*slips off the bed and onto the floor, still holding the babies*
*stares*
Oh..are..You sure?
*steps back into the room*
Some guys just found the body.
*blinks up at trip*
*is tapping away at a phone*
I'm working on retrieving the body.
Chi: W-what? where? What happened to him?
*hugs the twins close, feeling sick*
Well..we can revive him right?
Chi: We don't have a necromancer...how would we?
Zaf..is a necromancer..?
Basement of the Ritz. Looks like he was having a luxury last day.
*frowns*
Trip are you lying.
Why would I lie? Blake was my friend.
(*glares at keyboard*
*hugs Jai*)
(Considering he died in his cave NOT the basement of the Ritz.)
Are..You sure it's him?
(*hugs kas *)
(Did he?)
(How do you know they aren't one and the same? Hm? Have you considered that?)
(-_- Trip. Don't be stupid. He died in that damn cave by putting damn shadows through his brain.)
(What? I made a mistake, let's roll with it. We used to do it, and it led to some great comedy.)
(*heavy sigh*)
(*_*)
(-_-)
(Let's not have an emote war, and get on with the story.)
I suppose we should plan a funeral. Or something.
(Fine.)
Yeah..
*sits beside Chione and places a hand on her back*
How're you holding up, dear?
Chi: *Looks at Trip with glassy eyes*
He...wouldn't be there...
*pulls the twins closer*
I don't know, preliminary reports are sometimes decoded a little... messily.
Chi: I'm going to find him.
*Creates wings of ice and rockets out of the window towards his cave, tears streaming from her eyes*
(I've only just realised this (I'm slow sometimes)
Garrett and Tawnee's wedding is postponed until further notice *nods*
It all depends on if and when Chloe comes back
*disappears again* )
(Cool.)
I know normally, we'd follow her, but maybe we should just look after the kid.
*watches Chi leave*
*stands up quickly, still holding the twins*
I-I...I'm going to...feed them.
*walks to the kitchen placing them both in high chairs*
*kids
*follows her through*
Are they old enough for solid food yet?
Chi: *Lands in front of the cave and walks down the steps to see Blake's body laying in a pool of blood at the bottom*
*her legs give out and she falls down the stairs*
(*is here and watching btw*)
I..think so?
*gets some baby food from the cupboard*
Well, how old are they? *swiftly removes the food from her hands, lest she incorrectly feed the children*
I dont know.. they can talk. That means they can eat right?
*rubs his temples*
Right, what month were they born in?
August the second.
(They're demi gods so they grow faster, but they're still only about 6 months old.)
Chi: *Lands on Blake's limp body*
N-no... *cups his face* No...No! *bursts into tears and rests her head on his chest*
Blake no...why... the kids need you! I need you... *cuddles into his freezing cold corpse*
This year?
And they're talking?
Crap.
Anyway, they're definitely still milk drinkers.
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