Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Happy Birthday to Meeeee


(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)


Hullo there.

It's my 38th birthday.

First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...

Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.

Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.

So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!

So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!

Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.

So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!

Joy of joys!


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Star Inkbright said...

WOAH.

I can't imagine that ever happening to us. Which is because it won't. In theory.

Least you're all okay and stuff. :)

Star Inkbright said...

GAHHHHH I've been reading too much Artemis Fowl. That paragraph in my last comment had Eoin Colfer stamped all over it. :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I never thought my state would get hit with one, but it did. :/

Im currently sitting here doubting ill have school tomorrow, kinda hoping i dont

Star Inkbright said...

I need to do something fun on here. Coz it's fun. Duh. But what?

Star Inkbright said...

We-eeeeee will never, ever, eveeeeer
Have extreme, weather.

Luciana said...

I think it's time I apologize... And no-one should tell me that I'm wrong to apologize or I'm wrong to think what I'm thinking...
I'm horrible to all of you. I've been horrid to you all. Most of you have tried to help me in the past, but I've just told you to get lost or I've just ignored your attempts to help.
I'm not a nice person. I've been horrid to the people I love and I've slagged them off behind their back, but done it obviously so they know the damage they've caused. I play games with people's minds, apparently. Sometimes I don't realise I'm doing it, sometimes I'll manipulate people into doing what I want, or make them think it's what they want...
I've told Sparky, I hate her. In front of everyone. I humiliated her and she shouldn't have forgiven me. She should hate me. But, I played her so she would want to be my friend still. I do it with everyone, I just don’t realise it. I hate what I did. I just couldn’t bear to lose Sparky, because she’s my sister. I did everything I could to make her stay in my life.
When Kallista tries to help me, I tend to be a prick to her. I don’t mean to be. I try to be nice, I just can’t. I don’t know why. I don’t understand why. I just can’t be nice to people when they try to help me. It’s incredibly rare that people find me being nice to them when I’m in one of those moods.
I don’t mean to be so horrible to everyone, so harsh and so hostile…I just am. You don’t deserve someone as horrible as me. I’m self-centred, arrogant, selfish, bitchy, harsh, hostile and dense. You all say I have ‘something called inner beauty’, but that’s a lie. A huge lie. I’m not a nice person. It’s not who I am. I sometimes let my head go before my heart and my head and my heart are opposites for me.
I don’t know how to apologize, to be honest. But, I do know, from day one I wasn’t a nice person. And I’ve just been getting more and more horrible.
I hate what I’ve done, I hate who I am, and I hate what I’m like. And I hate that some of you still manage to care. I don’t deserve it, don’t pretend that I do.

Luciana said...

I think that's all I have to say...

Bye.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oook then....Zaffy poofed to eat brownies :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*paces*

Gawd its horrible DANGIT SANDY!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We could always.....ask Derek to borrow the Munchkin Army

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Go for it


OMG OMG OMG NOVELLA ON....TANITH AND VILLIANS MARCH 28th 2013..... OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

*faints*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Oh,gawd. Everyone seems to be writing emotional essays and I'm all hyper again, so I'm going to have to read them later, because I'm extremely unsensitive when I'm hyper, or maybe that's just when I'm on Twitter and there's people complaining about nothingand I'm just evily laughing at them.

Omg, anything with the name 'in black' freaks me out, because of The Woman in Black, which freaked me out for months and caused me to have the scarist nightmare of all of time and space.
*runs away and hides under rock*
Munchin Army *yay*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs in squares still screaming*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Kallista! *hugs* Zaf! *hugs*
*Crawls out from rock to munch on cookies/muffin*
*Nods in approval*
I watched it at my friend's sleepover then spent a night in a tent with a load of hysterical teenage girls who jumped at every single noise...it scarred me for life...
Wait..a second...didn't I hug you before I crawled out from under my rock? How is this even possible?
Thief in Black is an awesome name:D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs*

yaaay!!!!

*explodes the dounts*

WE SHOULD CELEBRATE :D

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Aha, yes, but then it was school on the Monday and I was absolutely shattered.
My name kinda has a story behind it...
I got the Ieni bit from my first name Jeni and chose 2nd name, because I thought it sounds like an elf...and my hood and my new coat makes me look like an evil scheming dark elf who lives in the murky depths of woods and eats all innocent civilians who wonder by.
Haha, I look scary when I get deprived of Polos and Chocolate :D
*Runs away from exploding food fight*
Question: Are there any minions who live on the East Coast of America?:(

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Makes aeroplane noises and lifts arms to fly around as one*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If you can tell me what state they in i can give you some info...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I leave them to the Munchin Army to sort out *evil grin*
Ah...I don't know who they are, but I hope they're both okay:)
As opposed to me who's a short-term minion, as I've been only on here for 2 months or so and only started reading S.P in Spring 2011, because my crush was reading it, so I thought I'd take a look...and then I ended up lending him book 4,5 and 6, because I read faster than him.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well this is fuuun

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Might have to disappear in a few minutes if my dad need the computer:(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Conneticut: no power majority of the state and coastal flooding
West Virginia: snow. Blizzard like conditions
Boston: well flooding power outages, trees down

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Kallista: Lovely speech up there. :) I am in agreement with it. And even if you DON'T overlook Nix, then you still mentioned him there because of me, SO MY SCHEME IS WORKING! *evil laughter*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs*

No problem im surprised i got power....

My school has no power

Star Inkbright said...

*takes cupcake* Oh. Yay. Scheme working. THANKS. :) You are really nice, you know?

Maybe I should start another dwvious scheme while I'm at it. A scheme to . . . to . . . EAT A CUPCAKE!

*runs round a tree ten times, throws a pinecone at a bunny, hops whilst singing, and screams* Okay, according to my calculations, my scheme is almost completed. Only the final stages are left - putting the cupcake in my mouth, chewing it, and swallowing it. *marchs dramatically over to the tree stump where I left my cupcake* *stops and wails* NOOOO!!! MY CUPCAKE HAS ALREADY BEEN EATEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE!

I HAVE FAILED!!!

Alright, looks like I'm not THAT brilliant at scheming. *sulks*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*skips around*

heeeeellllloooooo??????

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

im debating, i didnt let Zaf get turned on my roleplay cuz i feel bad she already has Sanguine and Scarab wanting her dead, has most of the international community hating America, and has deep dark secret of kiling her own sister, soooo i thought Zaf was pretty much dealing with enough

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Everyone!!

Star Inkbright said...

Woah. Sounds tough. :(

Star Inkbright said...

HI NJ!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi NJ

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!!
*hugs*
How're you??

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Zaf
*hugs*
How're you??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sweet first!!!!!

I dedicate the page to the novella, finally VILLIANS get to be the stars. The awesome ones. Yeah yeah woohoo Skulduggery and Valkyrie usualy save the day, I hope Scarab comes back i liked Scarab

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Kallie!!
*hugs*
How're you??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya!!!

*explodes stuff*

i dont think i should explode Ireland....

Niamhy Jay said...

Novella??
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A NOVELLA?!?!?!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm great. Written two long speeches in one day . . . ish. Well, I started the first one before midnight yesterday, but I wrote the majority of it today, and it WAS very long. :)

Niamhy Jay said...

At least they were written. *nods*
Yes getting the work out of the way is always the best option.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm back for a bit!
Just had lemon cake my mummy made for dinner. 'twas tasty :D

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Ieni!!
*hugs*
How're you??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

On HC website!!!

*fangirls*

its like....well Tanith and a group of villians from the past looking fir four god destroying weapons to stop Darquesse, and Ghastly and a group of secret Sanctuary agents working to stop them

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG WHEN DID DEREK ANNOUNCE THIS?! OMG WHY WAS I NOT HERE?! OMG
*faints*

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Kallie!
*hugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Hugs NJ back* I'm still slightly hyper and my brother says he wonders about me sometimes...I think it may be because I have knickers on my head...;P
HC website?
Hey Kallista! *hugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*How are you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HarperCollins

I think Derek hiding it but the publishers released the details, hardback, £10.99 release date March 28th 2013

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Ah...Harper Collins?
*Runs away to look*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I told my mom thats what i wanted fir Easter, she was like, dear lord we havent gotten through Christmas

Stella Hazel Book said...

Happy birthday Derek! I saw a 1954 r-type Bentley today!!! =-) It wasn't a continental though. Can't stay guys, g2g.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi and bye Stella!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BUTTERFLIES!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD from Murder, Murder

"London has a killer on the loose! Could be a gang!"


Well, looks like Spring Heeled Jack back in London. Damn English Sanctuary didnt get him

Niamhy Jay said...

SOMEONE LINK ME I CAN'T FIND IT D':

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I can't find it :(
Yay! 11 days after my birthday! (St.Patricks Day)
Hey Maralie *hugs* How are you?
Can someone give me a link to th-
Oh, NJ has already asked *facepalm*

Star Inkbright said...

PANTS ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU'VE GONE CRAZY!

. . . Sorry . . . Quoting this little kid's book
we used to have . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

http://www.harpercollins.co.uk/Titles/81178/skulduggery-pleasant-tanith-low-novella-derek-landy-9780007500925

Found it! *yay*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Heya leni! :D *hugs back* Fine, and yourself?

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I FREAKIN SPAZZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs in squares*

maybe this'll be where OTOA might actually have worked

*fingers crossed*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Star! *hugs*
How is you? Haven't spoken since Friday (I think).
g2g2

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG
THAT IS SO COOL
I WANT IT NOW!! D':

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry I'm distant. Doing this Killer Sudoku. Let's just say this puzzle was aptly named . . . I have arrows diving about all over my page but few boxes filled. Anybody good at Killer Sudokus? Not Sudokus, Killer Sudokus are completely different puzzles.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*shrieks* WHAT ARE WE ALL SCREAMING AND WANTING?






... I want One Direction...

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I must be distanter than I though. Everybody seems to think I only just arrived. :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im hoping either this novella or book 8 is where we find out if OTIA worked

Star Inkbright said...

Now, now, Maralie. Don't you know that craving causes suffering? XD

Niamhy Jay said...

OTIA?

Star Inkbright said...

OMGG I am so tempted to cheat right now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

OTOA****

Star Inkbright said...

She meant OTOA.

Niamhy Jay said...

Still not Following Zaf!!
OTOA?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hush, Star. HUSH.


I'm thinking...

Thinking...

DAMN IT. THINK YOU BRAIN THINK!

I'm thinking...

I'm thinking scrap thinking and let's go eat some ice cream.

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Operation Take Over America

The thing to get me back as Grand Mage where i rightfully belong

Niamhy Jay said...

Oh right!
Sorry, My mind is all over the place right now.
2 CA's and my Chem Module in 2 weeks time taking up all the space in my mind.

Valice said...

DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*comes back with a face covered in ice cream*

Vas Happenin'?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Look behind......the facade!

Somehow i have to get back to the place where my journey started, where i first departed


Ill find my way back to the higher ground

Somehow i have to rebuild the dreams the wind has scatteted!

Somehow i have to go on til the evil's defeated!

I have got to carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When all those shadows almost killed your liight

Just close your eyes the sun is going diwn yiu'll be alright no one can hurt you now come morning light you and ill be safe and sound

The war outside our door keeps raging on

What sreak of madness lies inside of me?

What darker side of me does he reveal?

Whats this strange obsession thats tearing me apart?

Am i the man that i appear to be? Or am I someone that i dont know?

From what i fear to be? Me so......

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

When Zaf gets booored

Maralie Lily Charm said...

One second, my phone is blaring out What Makes You Beautiful...




Huh. It rang to tell me someone rang me. Right. Thanks Vodafone.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*claps* Well done Zaf!

Niamhy Jay said...

WOW Zaf!!
*applauds*
Epic Poem. Just Epic!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Zaf, did you know that . . . Oh, you do know, I told you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*bows* thanks!!! Just random bits from songs

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nooow i can go crazy and write hmmm....who should be in this, SP related obviously, Zaffy of course

Anonymous said...

I looked back, and Derek commented a bit after me. NO! I missed it! Again! :'O
still,
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Niamhy Jay said...

I gotta go now!

Bye All
*hugs*

Panda Bear said...

Hey peoples! *hugs whoever's here*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

AHAA!!!!! I gits it. Heres an alternate ending to what might habe happened to Zaf on my roleplay page

I stare at my reflection in the mirror. I can hear Justaria's outraged voice in my head. She knows whats becoming of us. Both powerless to stop it. Its just the downside of knowing my true name, but Justaria doesnt like to take over, she doesnt wanna control America. I see Javier come behind me,
"No use, Javier, my final day is nearly up. Even if the doctors or Raizel found the antidote, it'd be too late." I tell him. Javier puts his hand on my shoulder.
He smiles, "I know, but, maybe this might help you. I do have the recipe to stop the transformations. " He hands me a tiny slip of paper. I read it. I recgonise this. Dusk had used it as I recall.
"Then we best be ready." I sigh. Javier leaves me to sulk in silence.
"Justaria, its not our fault. " I mutter. She still is upset. I stare out the window. Time ticks by. The hours slow down, I sleep knowing tomorrow night I wont. My dreams are disturbed by nightmares. When I wake, it is dawn. A new day. The virus has spread through. Day four. I am a vampire. I grin sadistically. I think Justaria will go Texan hunting.

Star Inkbright said...

'Sawesome, Zaf. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ty :)

This is just on my roleplay doesnt effect how i write about Zaf but heey

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think i given up on getting a response from HC and Derek, i got this feeling im gonna be waiting til next June


Aaah well.

Panda Bear said...

Hey Zaf I'll be seeing Derek tomorrow if you want me to give him a message?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You meeting DEREK?!

Omg Panda...yes please!!!!

Here ask him if he got any letter from Zafira Kerias, Serphina Jackson and Marissa Spiritheart, and ask him if he thinks im insane for leading Operation Take Over America, and give him a hig for me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hug*

Panda Bear said...

Kay:) yupp I won this competition thingy its only in Dublin so yeah!:)

Panda Bear said...

I'll do all that and go on this on Thursday and I'll tell you what happens:) what's Operation Take Over America??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh its what a lot of Minions jioned because Derek fired me from Grand Mage, its a movement to get him to let me be Grand Mage of America again, ill be on very little Thursday if i do have school if you can maybe tomorriw night let me know?

Panda Bear said...

Oh okay cool, oh I'll try but tomorrows halloween so I dunno if I'll be able but I'll try

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know but, guarentee i wont have school due to the hurricane so ill be on befire trick or treating for you and me. Im an Ameriminion xD

This be fuuun i cant wait!

Panda Bear said...

Ohmygosh! the hurricane! whats it like over there? must be scary:O Okey-doke:)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well in Pennsylvania it depended, my part of the state got lots of wind about 70mph. I lost power for 3hrs, it flickered last night. Basically trees are down power outages and my school has no power, the idiots wont just cancel school. Theres a ban for driving on all major roads unless you are emergency personel

In New York City and New Jersey they flooded, the city is a disaster the subways and Ground Zero flooded, lower Mamhattan underwater, Jersey City has problems, Hoboken underwater, up to 7th floor aoartments,power outages,

Jersey shore area has boardwalks destroyed, Seaside Hieghts said the log flume and roller coaster are floating in the ocean

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And western Pennsylvania down to West Virginia in bluzzard like conditions

Panda Bear said...

My God... wow I hope you stay safe, it must be horrible. Wow I've a week off for Halloween Break. Just watchin updates and stuff on the news al day

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

In my area its odd, my brother luves 5 minutes away and has no power

My school 15 minutes away no power

Me: power. Im thankful. We had one tree fall but thankfully not by the house

My grandma in New Jersey had a tree fall mussed the house but kinda took her tiny porch she has no piwer but is staying by my uncke with a generator

Panda Bear said...

Jeez, it's scary, I really hope you and your family stay safe through the storm

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

The storm itself is over, its clean up now. But thanks. We've been lucky. We swore these three trees behind our deck were gonna uproot. They didnt

Panda Bear said...

Oh that's good, wow I would've been terrified

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I was afraid. I dunno who wouldnt! I just wonder what Elementals we upset

Drew O'Connor said...

I am now officially a hated figure amongst my DDs...

Glorious!

Violent Spork said...

Anyone I know here?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love you Em :)

Hi Sarlia!!

Violent Spork said...

Oh hey, Zafira, and Emeralds here? I've heard people talk about you (trust me, its been good) but I've never... commented... blogged... talked? to you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well you sees me xD

Drew O'Connor said...

People talk about me??

I'm telling you if they keep it up, I will have an ego as big as Derek's....

Glad to meet you Sarlia

Violent Spork said...

:) hi, nice to meet you, and I think your ego might just have to be inflated around eighty times to reach the size of Dereks. Did I just insult him? :D

Violent Spork said...

At least he cant ban me from reading the books... or can he? Oh crud *gets up and begins to scream like a maniac* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Panda Bear said...

hey again!

Violent Spork said...

Hey Panda Bear person I have never met.

Violent Spork said...

If anyone can be bothered, I'd appreciate it if you could go on my blog (it's called Drenched in Ink, I know rubbish nane) and read my first ever chapter of a story that I've put on a blog or (apart from what I have to) that I've actually let anyone read :)

Violent Spork said...
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Violent Spork said...

Oh and you've been warned; it isnt good

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek has one hell of an ego

DEEEEREEEEK GUESS WHAT I GOT OFF SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!

Panda i hope you can get on to tell me what Derek says

NOM Ominous said...

Tomorrow the new cover is revealed!!!!
Just wanted to say that..
Thrust Ominout.

Eve the ROCK said...

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeen!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Happy Halloween Aussie!' its not Halloween in America yet

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm actually so antisocial not doing anything for Halloween ;P

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Right. Welp! It's the 31st here, and even though we do absolutely nothing about it, I know I'll still get someone asking me Trick Or Treat? Sigh. It's kind of annoying. The weatherman was saying stuff like "27 in Adelaide, a perfect day for trick-or-treating!"

WE DON'T FRIKIN TRICK-OR-TREAT!

Violent Spork said...

I quite like halloween, mostly carving pumpkins. New designs every year. This year we've done a puking pumpkin where you put the seeds and basically the insides of the pumpkin coming out of the pumpkins mouth and I've used the seeds as teeth.

Star Inkbright said...

I've just started a new storyyyyy. It's about these two girls who used to have separate lives, but now both their minds inhabit the same body. They have a day as one of them, then the next day they'll be the other one. Main control of the body they're inhabiting randomly jumps from one to the other. Girl One is called Spicey, and she's really rebellious, always in trouble . . . The other's called Lavender (no connection to Lavender Hope) and she's a right goody two-shoes. I'm writing each chapter from one of their POVs, and swapping it round.

Slightly confusing, but it's going really well. Spice just got Lav another detention.

Violent Spork said...

That sounds awesome Star

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im going as Zafira so long as im with my friends if not, im going as Valkyrie. I dunno if we'll be going trick or treating due to Sandy. But, ill be on Blogland

Star Inkbright said...

THANKS. :)

Hi, btw.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Star! *hugs* Eve! *hugs*
Sarlia, I don't believe we've met, but still *hugs*
Star! That sounds awesome! And you know what you were writing earlier about Killer Sudokus? I love them lots and lots :D

Star Inkbright said...

I have plans to go trick-or-treating. Very vague plans. I don't know whether I'm going to my friend's house of if someone's coming to pick me up or what . . .

I plan to get a black pen and Remnantify my veins. Don't have any black lipstick, so I think I'm gonna risk ink poisoning and use pen to do my lips as well.

Violent Spork said...

I'm having more and more doubts with this new story I'm writing on my new blog. Hey, Star, do you remember you helped me choose the name; Drenched in Ink. If you can be bothered, could you have a look, maybe comment and give me some criticism (I dont mind how harsh it is).

Violent Spork said...

Ieni, nice to meet you, and we havent met. Anyway *throws marshmallows in the air and then throws waffles* A new discovery! *eats marshmallow and waffle at the same time* The Marshwaffle!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

You do??? Awesome. :) In the end, I'd arrowifyed every single numbered segmant and no more numbers were forthcoming, so I used guessed at a place where it could only be two numbers and fortunately, I guessed right. :) So I completed it. I have a whole book full of Sudokus, with occasional other puzzels like Loop-the-Loop and Killer Sudoku.

Star Inkbright said...

Critisism? Alright, I'll pretend I'm Nix. :P

Violent Spork said...

*eats marshwaffles* Their disgusting and delicious at the sam time!

Violent Spork said...

Same, I ment same

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Omg, you called me Ieni! It does look like Ieni. It is Ieni, but some people call me Leni, but I don't mind either :)
The Marshwaffle? That sounds epic...as long as it's a vegetarian marshmellow ;P

I tried to show my brother who's doing a PhD in maths how to do them. He failed epically in epic proportions on the epic fail scale. How come he's supposed to be really clever and can't do them and I can? It might just be, because I'm awesome and he isnt ;D

How is you Star?

Violent Spork said...

EAT THEM, EAT THEM!!!!! *shoves marshwaffles in everyones mouths* Chew, chew upon the goldness and horribleness of the MARSHWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Runs away from Marshwaffle*
How is you Sarlia? Apart from being evil trying to get everyone to eat Marshwaffles? ;)

Violent Spork said...

Im sorry... I had a moment there...

Violent Spork said...

I am good. Now eat the marshwaffle, thats right. Its a vegetarian marshmallow *eats marshwaffle* What do you call a non-vegetarian Marshmallow? A carnivirous-mallow?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I refuse to eat marshwaffles. I hate marshmallows!

Violent Spork said...

*wipes away tear* You have cut me deeply SPDirectioner, deeper than you could have ever imagined. Hilariously, I hate marshmallows too, but I dont care, the name sounds good. MARSHWAFFLE!!!!!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Chomallow. Chocolate and marshmallow. I don't like chocolate either, but oh well.

Violent Spork said...

A new discovery! The Panwaffle!!
*eats pancake and waffle at the same time* the PANWAFFLE

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Marshwaffle is a cool name.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Strawaffles! (Straw-full-s) strawberries and waffles.

Violent Spork said...

I know. PANMARSHWAFFLE!!! Nah, doesnt have the same ring to it.

Star Inkbright said...

*duitifully noms the marshmwaffle and the panwaffle* I'M GREAT. You?

Violent Spork said...

Ieni, you still there?

THE BANAWAFFLE= banana and waffles!

Star Inkbright said...

*marshwaffle

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*skips around*

cant wait to find out what Panda tells me xD

Star Inkbright said...

OOH. BANANAS. *noms a purple banawaffle* I'm a Faithful Banana Servant, did you know? My Master is the Banana Lord, aka Eve the ROCK.

Violent Spork said...

Im ECSTATIC it may just be because Im so hyporactive, but who cares *eats all type of waffle* DELICIOUS. Did you look at my story (I dont mind if you didnt)

Violent Spork said...

*dances around banana statue* Bananas rule, bananas rule, bananas rule...

Star Inkbright said...

I DID. I commented, which is a feat in itself; my phone rarely lets me comment on people's blogs, as other minions like Lynxia will tell you.

Violent Spork said...

Oh and if you like bananas look at Charlie the Unicorn: the banana song. Have you heard it?

Violent Spork said...

I gotta go bye

Star Inkbright said...

*also dances* YES THEY DO, YES THEY DO, YES THEY DO! *buries banawaffles*

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS SARLIA! Hopefully see you soon!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey guys,
Anyone here?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Star you still here?

NOM Ominous said...

ahem....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya

NOM Ominous said...

aherm..!!

NOM Ominous said...

sometimes teachers are dumb

Octa said...

Happy birthday to thee

Octa said...

Happy birthday to thee

Octa said...

Happy birthday Dear Derek

Octa said...

Happy Birthday to thee

Octa said...

Boop.

Mary Contrary said...

You're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,

And now you're even older,

And now you're even older.

You're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,

And now you're older still...



#ChaseForBook9

Octa said...

MINE

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MINE

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MINE

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MINE

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Here?)

Inky Flame said...

(here ^^)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*steps back slightly*
*shakes her head and focuses*
Only four. That's good.

Inky Flame said...

Cole: Anna... *rushes after her*

Garret Falcone said...

(Chlo I beg to differ and how can a bloke be cute?)

Vik: *smiles with enjoyment* mmmm that's nice

Gar: Exactly *smiles* and i think Cora agrees with you

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*ruffles Silly's hair*

°W°

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Annabelle: *walks into the babies room, calm, composed*
*walks between Copper and Belles cots*
*they're human now*
*winces slightly at the scars on Belles neck*

Inky Flame said...

(*points at you* you are living proof of it!0


Alys: *blushes and continues*

Taw: *laughs* she loves her daddy

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*pokes kas*)

Inky Flame said...

Cole: shall I handle Copper?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(*sighs happily*)

Inky Flame said...

(hey Kassy!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Annabelle: Okay.
*hands him a bottle*
*gently scoops up Belle, tickling her belly*
Who's an adorable baby. And a brave baby.

Inky Flame said...

COle: she is *picks up Copper gently*
*starts feeding him*

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