Friday, October 5, 2012

Frankenkids

Just a short note to let you know that if you have any younger brothers or sisters and they like a fun, creepy little scare on the run-up to Halloween (and really, who doesn't?) then my suggestion is to check out Frankenkids, by Annie Graves.

Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...

I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.


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Maralie Lily Charm said...

OMG OMG OMG OH MY FWEAKING GOSH.


ME AND HARRY ARE GETTING MARRIED ON SUNDAY WHICH IS TOMORROW.

*glows with happiness*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*eats Nando's*

*Fangirls*

*plays Angry Birds on phone*

*... I ran out of things to do*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SORRY I GET OBSESSIVE WHEN I GET TIRED...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*chases after Harry*

TUXEDO!

*wakes up screaming*

OMG OMG OMG.

Kessie?

You there?

*goes down the ladder and starts poking Kestrel*

Kessie? Kessssssie...

WHAT?!!?!?!

Oh, hi Kessie! I had a nightmare.

...

...

...

...

And this is my problem because?

... I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!

Just... just go to sleep Mara. Okay?

Okay!

*goes to sleep, Kestrel already snoring*

Colleen McGuigan said...

Derek gave me my obsession with Skeletons.

J.K Rowling gave me my obsession with magical schools that most definitely DO exist, I just haven't gotten my letter yet. They sent a slow owl with my acceptance. Yes.

Dan is not on Fire/ Aka. Dan Howell gave me my obsession with llamas.

Amazing Phil gave me my obsession with lions.

I gave myself my obsession with Horses, The Script and Marina and the Diamonds.

Those things you just read are basically the things I live for.

I also love Dublin, I've been like a billion times over summer, and going down again for a Marina concert next week :D Woop.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

OKAYZ I AM REALLY WEIRD ;3

Sorrrrrryyyyyy :P I cannot wait and see who wakes up and looks at my mini convo...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Heyo Colleen! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I might be going to a 1D concert and I am SO DAMN EXCITED. We get to MEET 1D. MEEEEET.
































MEEEEEEEET. 1D.




Let me cry with happiness in the corner now...

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Jophiel said...

Hello-ello!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well. Im dead.

Luciana said...

Hello, Death! *hugs*

Hellooooo, Zafffffffffffffffff! *hugs*

Jophiel said...

What's up guys? Sorry, I was playing Free Flow again...
*Looks guilty*

Luciana said...

*looks up*

*whispers* The sky is up, Death!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stares*

iim still glowering. Still sulking.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I feel bright. I asked my Mom what rouge means. She wants the setence. She just starts laughing. Apparently she said Derek was smart to say i got fired. Apparently i deserve it

The words of Sweeney Todd: I will have vengance I will have salvation!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys!


Mara, that was really unnesscesary. I'm not THAT mean...*shifty eyes*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Suuure Kes jk jk

Jophiel said...

*Looks up*
There is a sky?

I will be Doctor Who-ing again today... I might be a while to reply...

Anonymous said...

Hi Zaf! Hi Death!

Zaf, YOU'RE one to talk...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im bored!

*sits by lake*

why am i so sad?

*sighs and sings quietly*

i sit and watch the rain

Anonymous said...

Why are you watching the rain?

Zaf, which books have short stories?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mortal Coil. UK one

And im sulking. Im ticked sad and sulking. I got FIRED of course im not pleased.

Anonymous said...

That's it?

You're sulking because Derek fired you? Technically, he classified you as rogue. Which means that you are still technically Grand Mage of anyone who went rogue with you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.beaniekids.com/bkforum/index.php?topic=74534.1975

These people deserve to die.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Huh?? Look im dead. Im scared sh*tless. My Grandma in the hospital. Explain the meaning

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Everyone poofed :/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok cool. Im alone. MSD i might fall asleep.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Kestrel, I agree. THEY SHOULD DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.

Jophiel said...

Ahhh! I love Matt Smith, though I can only stand one of him!

~Brainwave~
Matt Smith and the Doctor's name is John Smith!

Jophiel said...

Kes! They die!
*Tells the Unseen Force to kill them all*

Star Inkbright said...

SP BOOKS 1-5 ALL HAVE SHORT STORIES IN THEM . . .

Nixion Strange said...

There's one in book 4?

Jophiel said...

Only 2 comments since? Someone is crazy!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! :D

Star Inkbright said...

*thinks* No. Not in my copy of book four - but then, my 1, 2, 3 and 5 have a number on the side and my 4 doesn't . . .

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm reading the Hunger Games! :) ...again. I HEART RUE.

Nixion Strange said...

not in my copy of book 4 either

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yeah, Dark Days doesn't have a short story...

Lynxia Lost said...

Can I just say, Maralie, that District 2 is better and Cato deserved to win.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

All of the books except Dark Days, Death Bringer and KOTW have short stories. Agreed?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

No way! District 11 FOREVER!

Lynxia Lost said...

DISTRICT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

I actually think the other guy from district 11 should have won
His name started with a T, I think...
Hi Lynxia

Lynxia Lost said...

Thresh, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

But my favourite district altogether is district 3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thresh was AWESOME. I HEART District 11. Party because Rue is my age and is still totally awesome, and also because Thresh let Katniss go and didn't kill her.

Lynxia Lost said...

Clove was stupid, her Academy training should have told her not to taunt but to get it done. Stupid arrogant cow, she was one of the reasons we lost.

Prim, that little ________, is another.

District 13 has nuclear weapons, it is amazing.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Lynxia!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*glares at Lynxia* Don't say that about Prim. I agree about Clove, the cow, but not Prim. I cried when she died and my friend then told me Katniss loves Peeta which made me cry harder. KALE!
Ooh, interesting mashup Mara ...

Lynxia Lost said...

I don't like Prim. That's that. I will talk however I please about that little...
Well, Kale all you like because no ship in HG is as good as Cato and Glimmer! GATO!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Anybody here read Percy Jackson?

Luciana said...

Omfg, Lynx. Apart from the fact that I prefer Clato to Glato, you're perfect. :3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Gato? Cool... Some people support Clato *shudder* Clove and Cato. 0.0

Luciana said...

Oh yeah, hello!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Luce! Nah, Glato ftw!!!

Star Inkbright said...

COURSE ME READ PJ!!!!!! :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, did you know Guy Sebastion used to sing in a church? And my parents' friends would go to the church he would sing in! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

http://shadow--9.deviantart.com/art/In-your-face-Rachel-331032527

Look at my picture!!!!
Ha!! Rachel!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

Lynxia! *tacklehugs*

Lyd would probably shout at me for that...Haha.

Glato is more from the film than the books, though. Glato I ship as a one-sided ship. Glimmer liking Cato, but only in the film. But my HG otp is Everlark. :3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I DO NOT LIKE GATO OR CLATO.












Well... Maybe Clato...

Lynxia Lost said...

Glato is cute in the film, it's sorta there in the book too, but not as much. Still a cute shipping though!!

It's not Everlark, it's Toast.
Girl on fire + boy with bread = Toast!

Eve the ROCK said...

BUTTER-ROSE FOREVER!

Eve the ROCK said...

Or possibly Katsnow...

Eve the ROCK said...

Or even Flickerlark!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Toast lol :3 I still think Everthorne is awesome <3

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait...no...Eff-hogany!

Lynxia Lost said...

Glato, all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

Everlark sounds prettier, though! Buy, yeah...Toast.

Clato in the books, though. When she's dying. It's basically canon. :3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Who watches Gravity Falls?

Best. Cartoon. EVER.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello Eve! Flickerlark? Lol xD

Luciana said...

But*

I hate autocorrect...

Msd!

Lynxia Lost said...

Loki doki Luce!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mabel is such a moron... Just like me. :P

Lynxia Lost said...

*is reading the end of MoA again* I've been up since two...
I couldn't sleep so I finished the newest Heroes of Olympus book. I actually CRIED!!! POOR NICO!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

X-Men First Class is coming on soonnnnn.

So, I'll be distant! :3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mmm...

*is distant*

Eve the ROCK said...

Woah, Lynx! Spoiler alert! Not for me, I have no idea who Nick is.

Nixion Strange said...

Nico's been there since book 3 of Percy Jackson Eve

Lynxia Lost said...

Not Nick! NICO!! Son of Hades, get it right!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, Luce!

Yeah Mara, didn't you see all the flirting in the interview? They totally dig each other!

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah the 'do I smell like roses to you' made me laugh so much!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I suppose they did, Eve. Let me consult the book... :P

Eve the ROCK said...

Which is why I don't know him.

But you said POOR Nico! Which means something happened to him! Poor Nico :(

Lynxia Lost said...

http://nicodiangelolovers.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d57w687

I want to die and go to the Underworld, just so I can meet this guy!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait...Hades has a son?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oooh Spongebob's in trou-ble! :O

Star Inkbright said...

In PJ he does, Eve.

Lynxia Lost said...

You need to read it Eve, and yes. He has an unbelievably powerful/hot/depressed/totally freaking awesome son called Nico di Angelo.

Helena Ember Sky said...

LYNX! *tacklehugs*

Star Inkbright said...

YES, EVE NEEDS TO READ THE DAM BOOKS!!! *laughs*

Lynxia Lost said...

*screams* WHY??!! Why do that to me??!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

http://www.beaniekids.com/bkforum/index.php?topic=74534.1975

Kessie, I agree.

These people should be insulted by me, then I cry and they feel sorry for me, then WABAM! I attack them with my awesome light powers and scare the living daylights out of them!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*stands up*
*is shocked*
Me?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes you! *points at Hel* You, there!

Star Inkbright said...

LYNXIA. PLEASE. NO SPOILERS. UNLESS YOU MARK THEM AS SPOILERS.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello Helena! :)

Eve the ROCK said...

I will NEVER read the books! NEVAR!!!!!!!

*sticks head in the ground*

Lynxia Lost said...

http://nicodiangelolovers.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d386urx

I should stop looking through this gallery, I'm gonna end up drooling...

Nixion Strange said...

Star, it said in Son of Neptune something happened to him

Luciana said...

Hel! *hugs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm sick... :( I have got a cold.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Heck!


Powerful? :)

Hot? :D

Awesome? XD

Depressed? -_-

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Charm! Call I call you Charmander? Please?

*looks at Lynx* I... I simply hugged you. I haven't seen you in SO long!

Lynxia Lost said...

*dances round* HA! I've read MoA so I know what happens!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

It feels like I haven't been on in YEARS. So much has gone on...

*looks at picture* I need to a new picture...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Eve! Hey L.

@L, if you're ever feeling bad, just look at the thing I sent you.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Charmander? Okay... :D

Nixion Strange said...

I've read it...

Does no one here besides Eve read my Noboody's Blog?

Lynxia Lost said...

I read it, it rarely lets me comment though.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

What ARE my nicknames?

Mara, Charm, Charmander, Miss. Charm... :P

Helena Ember Sky said...

I apologise Nix but I haven't read it. I never read people's blogs. Apologies to all.

Star Inkbright said...

I read people's blogs rarely. Sorry. :P

Luciana said...

*smiles* Thanks, Hel!

Fancy telling me that thing you were going to tell me yesterday but never did? (:

Lynxia Lost said...

NICO! <3

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh, okay. Was that really yesterday? Seems like today. Anyway, to facebook! *whoosh*

Luciana said...

Yeah, t'was yesterday.

Because we were talking about the 354 children that i refuse to have. :P

Inky Flame said...

good morning,
MY GOD! TETRIS IS ADDICTING!

Star Inkbright said...

I can't comment on anyone's blogs on my phone.

Lynxia Lost said...

Anyone wanna read a snippet?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Morning Chloe!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mmm hmm...

Mmmmmmm hmmmmmmm...

*shall be distant*

*watches ANT Farm*

Inky Flame said...

Hello Helena and friends

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello Chloe! :)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yay, you said my name!

Inky Flame said...

Hello Maralie
Yes i did say ur name, how r u both?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why good thank you.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I am sick... :(

Inky Flame said...

@Helena Good good,
@Maralie hope u feel better soon!

Helena Ember Sky said...

WBD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thank you Chloe :)

Inky Flame said...

Thats alright ;)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Chloe!

Inky Flame said...

Hi Star!

Lynxia Lost said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9TtYbt7mCg

Listen and read.

He sat in the dark and a tear rolled down his cheek.
Scuttle.
They were everywhere but he couldn't see them. He couldn't see anything.
Scuttle scuttle.
He clutched the piece of wood. "If you want to see, light the stick, little hero. Be warned, however, that lighting it will alert them to your presence. Face your fears. Light the wood." Her voice echoed in his head.
Scuttle scuttle.
They were so close, he could feel them on his skin. Another tear leaked from his left eye and rolled slowly down his cheek.
Scuttle.
He could feel the oxygen becoming less and less but that only made him want to know where he was more.
"Light the stick, kill maybe one or two but then you will fall before me, just like everyone else will fall." It was like she was whispering in his ear. Her voice was high and smooth but with a bass echo underneath. Like two voices together, one humming a continuous note, the other speaking.
Scuttle scuttle scuttle.
He couldn't bare it. He placed one end of the still on the rough floor, a sob rattling his body, and scraped it, lighting the dry wood.

Luciana said...

I JUST REALISED SOMETHING...

*tacklehugs Star* I forgot to do that. :P

Hello, anyone that appeared!

Inky Flame said...

Hello Luciana and Lynxia

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Chloe.

Inky Flame said...

How rs u?

Lynxia Lost said...

Meh.


brb

Lynxia Lost said...

Back.


Has anyone my snippet? ^^^

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm BACK!

Helena Ember Sky said...

YES LYNX. IT'S FANTABULOUS!

Inky Flame said...

That snippet was good, that music gave it sorta edge

Inky Flame said...

Hello Eve

Lynxia Lost said...

That's the idea, Chloe. Her voice is meant to be like the music.

Jophiel said...

*Screams*
I love Amy's face when ______ says, "I'm your ______"
Episode 6!!

Jophiel said...

Episode 7!!!!
Sorry, wrong episode!

Star Inkbright said...

AWESOME, LYNXIA!

*tacklehugs L back* :)

Jophiel said...

I'm gone! School tomorrow...
Bye!
*Leaves plate of pancakes behind*

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Death.

Inky Flame said...

Bye Death Rose *Eats pancake*

Helena Ember Sky said...

See ya Death. *snaffles pancakes*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Flame.

Inky Flame said...

Hey Flame

Eve the ROCK said...

Lovely stuff, Lynxia!

Bye Death!

Helena Ember Sky said...

FLAME! *jumphugs*
*climbs on shoulders*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Flamereno!

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks Eve, I wrote it at 2am after having a dream of spiders taking over the world and the Slenderman being decapitated. I have nice dreams.

Luciana said...

Flame! Hello!

Luciana said...

Go on chatzy, Flame?

I probably need to fill you in on what Lyd has been saying..*laughs*

Helena Ember Sky said...

I lost the chatzy link, may I please have it again L?

Luciana said...

I can't link you.

I'm on my phone.

I just have chat bookmarked.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Damn, anyone?

Flame Phoenix said...

http://us5.chatzy.com/31863583135996

Password, Rebellion.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Flame.

Flame Phoenix said...

LYNXXXXIA! *hugs*


I've not seen you in soooooo long!

Hel, how are you?

Hi Starrrrrr!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm fine thanks Flame, tired, but fine.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Flame!

Inky Flame said...

g2g now byii

Star Inkbright said...

Guardedly is a word.

Flame Phoenix said...

Bye Chloe G!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Flame. I'm pretty meh, you?

Bye Star.

Star Inkbright said...

Fours Chloe!

Lynxia Lost said...

Damn, wrong person. Stupid scroll.

Bye Chloe!

Helena Ember Sky said...

See ya G!

Lynxia Lost said...

No one want it?

Lynxia Lost said...

Mine then!

Lynxia Lost said...

Excellent!

I dedicate this page to Nico di Angelo because he's awesome and totally deserves a dedication! People might overlook him because 'Like's a bigger threat' or 'Percy's stronger' but he's still my hero! Son of Hades or not.

People still think of him as the annoying boy with the playing cards who first appeared in the series but he's changed now, he's more epic and awesome and if he was real I would be the leader of his fan club! Like I am anyway...

So yeah, you might think the ded has gone to waste or it's pointless, but I think Nico deserves it, so STFU!

Lynxia Lost said...

*Luke's not Like's

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Maralie Charm shrieked as she tumbled off the edge of the cliff. Her arm reached out, out of instinct, and grabbed the side, her body danging over the abyss that was below.
"Well, well," Dynamo Skill smirked as he looked down at her.
"Who do we have here?"
Maralie looked up at him slowly, gritting her teeth against the strain on her arm.
"Maralie Charm," she whispered, her voice barely audible.
"What age are you, 12?"
"14," Maralie hissed.
Dynamo raised an eyebrow. "I see. "
"Why?" Maralie whispered.
"What?"
"Why... Why are you trying to kill me?"
"Because," Dynamo said, staring down at her, "you work with the Sanctuary."
With one stamp of his foot, Maralie screamed, let go and fell into the deep abyss, shrieking the whole way down.



The start of my new Wattpad.com story :)

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg, sorry, might bbl.

Lynxia Lost said...

I thought you said you were the same age as Prim? Prim's 12.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Star!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yeah but Mara's 14. I am 12 in real life. :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ink! *hugs*

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm ish, Lynx..

Luciana said...

Bye, Star!

Flaaaammmmeee, what's up? :(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*coughs hard*
*falls off chair*

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough.

Flame Phoenix said...

Dreading school tomorrow..


Omg!! We get mid-term soon, don't we?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Cause in my story, Fletch and Mara are going out and... Yeah. You get the picture.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Omg yeah Flame! :o Ours is for, like, a week... :/

Jophiel said...

*Screams*
I can't get Let's Kill Hitler free online! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Let's Kill Hitler...?

Omg in school we pick table names and we were called Hitler's Little Minions. Another week we were called Osama Bin Hitler. :P

Helena Ember Sky said...

Night all.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Night Helena! :)

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Hel.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

DEATH YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT LET'S KILL HITLER IS *chases Death*

Jophiel said...

Let's Kill Hitler is a Doctor Who episode I can't get anywhere!

Going to bed... Dreading school tomorrow... Got indonesian first up...

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