Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4901 Newer› Newest»Hum loudly or not, it doesn't mean that that is the answer to humming Death Metal.
It would probably be humming in their growl...
Which I can actually do.
Okay, hum it is as you will.
Zath, you confuddle me. :P
Why?
I mean - how?
bye ink :)
Eden, you gonna ded or not?
I just thought it was about time for me to tell you that you confuddle me. :3
Yokay. *waves to Nix because I know he'll see this*
Oh yes, tricky business that is.
*thinks*
I never know what to ded.
I ded to...
I should probably write Battle For Blogland now...
Oh I ded to all the Bloglandians blogs.
I haven't read them all but the ones I have read are brilliant.
Sorry I keep poofing. I keep getting distracted.
I'm still distant.
Fighting whatever gets in my way...
Good ded Eden
Ok Miss
Hello? I shall be back! Dinner time!
*Laughs evily at the thought of lasagne*
Sorry - got sidetracked by my jigsaw puzzle. :P
Hi again, Ink!
Zath, what do you mean by battle for Blogland.
Hi Zath Eden Death Cain Cal anyone else!
Hey Star!
Hello, Star! *hugs*
It's a story I'm writing, Eden. That people seem to like quite a bit.
I'm not here.
I'm just...
Apologising for being obnoxious.
And Lu should check her e-mail.
HI SEQUIN!
Sorry. Dint see you.
What blog is it on?
myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com
That one. If you want to read it, you'll have to scroll back a fair way to find the first chapter. I post a lot of crap on there.
Or I could just give you the links if you actually want to read them.
I would like to read them please.
Wait are they about an actual battle or is that just the title?
Oh, fuck off Sparky.
I'm fed up of you.
Just...FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I fucking hate you!
*shrinks*
I have to go now.
Bye!
It will be about multiple battles... Hang on.
1. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/battle-for-blogland-chapter-1-calm.html
2. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/battle-for-blogland-chapter-2-calm-of.html
3. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/battle-for-blogland-chapter-3-first.html
4. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/dylan-sorry-if-this-offends-you-if-you.html
5. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/battle-for-blogland-chapter-5.html
6. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/the-battle-for-blogland-chapter-6.html
7. http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/2012/09/the-battle-for-blogland-chapter-7-city.html
There you go.
. . . *also shrinks*
Bye missy.
...
...Right.
Well, I am going to leave now.
Don't count on seeing me again for a few weeks now.
Bye.
Actually, I don't have to go.
*shrinks with Star and Eden*
Fours, Cainio.
Thanks Zath I will get reading.
Bye Zath.
*whispers to Missy and Star*
Don't move a muscle.
. . . *shrinks smaller* Noooooooooo! Don't go, Zath! :'(
*sits on a rock which isn't Eve and sadly gazes out at the lake*
*whispers back*
I don't intend to.
Eden, nice wheels!
*Grins evily*
Are you sure it is a left hander?
*whispers back*
Good plan.
Hi Death.
Hey! I shall be distant... Doctor Whoing!
...
I'm leaving.
Bye.
*perks up slightly* But I have to move muscles, Efen. My heart is a muscle. And even if I stabbed my heart, stopping it abd so dying, I would still be moving muscles as when one organ fails, the others often go on regardless. The only way to obey your command would be to stab (or kill in other ways, like shooting, electrocuting) myself all over; however, as stabbing myself would require moving muscles, I would have to start stabbing before you finished speaking. But if I heard you say "Don't move" and start killing myself before you said "a muscle", and then it turned out you were saying "Don't move the table," then I would have a pretty pointless death and I don't like dying pointlessly. However, I couldn't wair long enough for you to get to "muscle" as by then you would have finished speaking; so, in short, Eden, I'm going to move muscles whether you tell me not to or not. Sorry.
*laughs* I've thought about the above in great detail in the past . . .
*Eden
*and
*wait
Star.
Well done on that speech that I didn't read the whole thing.
Bye L.
Oh, btw, this is random but - PIGS CAN FLY! You just take them on an aeroplane. :P
C'MON. TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD HERE.
BUBBLES!
Exactly, Star.
*unshrinks*
Much better.
See ya L.
Hey Starry.
Oh, YES . . . *unshinks also*
*unshrinks*
Starry? New one. :)
Zaths blog is awesome.
The battle for Blogland is epic.
ME KNOWSSSSSSS. :)
Bye. Doctor Who's on.
Your lucky star your in it.
Hello!
I'm all hyper, becaue Merlin's back on today *woo*
And Tumblr's down for mantinence
-_- so I should probably do some homework.
But then blogland distracted me!
AH, I FORGOT ABOUT MERLIN BEING BACK!!!! THIS DEFINATEPY MERITS A YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Bye Hel!
hi leni!
I might get that...
But where was David Maybury from?
I can't do my homework yet.
*note to self: do homework tomorrow*
Oh, yes - HI IENI!
Hey Flame.
FLAME!
David Maybury briefly appeared in TEOTW I think.
Hi!
You forgot about Merlin being back? You forgot about Merlin being back? You FORGOT about Merlin being back?
You forgot?
*hits self on head*
Ouch
Hey Luciana :) Hey Eden :) Hey Flame :)
Hi Flame and L!
Hello, Ieni.
Flame, you better be here...
Oh, OK..
Flame! *climbs on shoulders*
FLAME! *TACKLEHUGS*
I've g2g get breakfast...
BYE!
*climbs off*
*sulks*
Bye everyone.
Flameeee, you know cuz you love me n all?
Will ya go on chatzy? :'3
Bye Flame!
Wow, Zath's Battle For Blagland is really good.
I remember Davit Maybury, from the MC short story. Y'know, the guy who cursed that pen to kill someone, only he did it wrong and it kept on killing people. And then Davit Maybury made himself a hiding place only he got trapped inside it, ran out of air and so died. Derek keeps pointing out how Maybury's plan was a big fail. Now I know Maybury's a real person, it's seriously LOL.
bye Hel!
Fff. Bye, Flame
You better get back online soon..
I know,
What chapter are you on?
Bye Hel.
*is flicking through TEOTW* OOH! Yes, Deacon Maybury was in TEOTW. And Davit was mentioned as being his brother who died.
I'll be back later.
Maybe.
*laughs* DEACON MAYBURY DIED BY FALLING INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. :P
Bye Luciana
I'm probably going to sound really stupid...
But what's TEOTW?
TEOTW=the end of the world
It was the world book day story.
"Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide.
"It is."
"Is he sick?"
"It's a little worse than that."
Shs gasped. "He's dying?"
"He was briefky dying," said Skulduggery. "Now he's dead."
"Deacon Maybury, the idiot . . . "
Oh, David must just ADORE Derek's short stories.
"Deacon. I owed him, though. He's the one who actually introduced me to Sarah. He'd asked her out the previous week and she'd laughed so hard she fell over."
Ah, yeah. I remember that.
I lent that to someone and I specifically told that NOT to bend it in ANY way.
You can guess what happened...
You can always count on Skulduggery to NOT be senstive..
I agree Star.
Eden, I'm just about to start reading chapter 5. So, I'm distant.
I'm nearly finished chapter 5
OH MY GOD. AND EVERY STUPID THING RYAN DOES IS A STUPID THING DEACON DOES. OH LOL.
AND THEN WHEN THEY TELL RYAN HOW MUCH BETTER HE IS THAN DEACAN . . .
"You have the kind of courage Deacon Maybury himself never had." LOLOLOLOLOL!
*Squeals*
I thought Rory died but he is alive and there are old people in space and- *Squeals again*
*scowls* I don't like how the Maybury brother with my dad's name (that's Dafydd, btw. Pronouced Davviff) was the one who ACTUALLY was reduced to Death By Wood Chipper.
'You will annoy your friends with constant posting of this video'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o
Epic.
Are we talkin' about the End of the World?
Ah. Gtg. We're going to hunt for conkers in this conker-placebecause my brother wants conkers. Wait, do Aussies have conkers? Google it.
Yeah, we have conkers, and bye Star!
We do! Are those the things covered in chocolate that are colorful on the inside?
Bye Star :)
Bye Star!
P.S. I am sorry about my irrational hatred!
mr derek landy oh golden god of awsomeness at this time last year i got my first response from you it was a birthday wish for the 7th of october which is tomorrow in australia so i was wondering if i could get another one in the nextpost and it would be and awesome birthday surprise and if you could please tell us what the best address is to sand you fanmail that you will reply to
thanks and goodbye from you most awesome and insane minion
amelie
Hello, fellow I sane minion of the Golden God!
How are you?
HA!
FINISHED CHAPTER 6!
*starts to read chapter 7*
Ha already started 7.
And I am up to episode 4!
*Laughs and jumps in the TARDIS*
FINISHED!!
Oh my God, it's pure awesomeness.
im back hello fellow minions what you guys reading
I know it's brilliant.
We're reading battle of Blogland.
By Zathract Darkshade.
what you guys doing
whats the link it sound interesting
Hi Amelie!
The link is further up the page somewhere.
Yeah, there's a couple of links but you only need the first one.
thank you
a while ago i got a story email to me frome valkyrie cain and i seem to have lost it but i cant find the mail if anyone remembers sending it please comment on one of my blogs
what you guys doing
Well I'm going to be working on my blog.
I'm drawing.
Oh, and check out my new story on my blog: http://www.mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/new-story-soldier-girl.html
oh so it was you??
i feel like writing but not sure on a topic and ideas
gosh i cantwait for halloween!!!
hey peeps. how is everyone doing?? Chilling with my baby sis...
hey val whats up
im good thanks. just taking a day off.
so anyone have any rough topics i could use for a story
so whats everyone doing today??
Dinner, bbl!
its night where i am so not much was gonna write but cant think of a topic and tomorrow is my birthday so yay have any ideas for a topic
hey val earlier a while back i got sent a story by email but i lost it and the email from which it was sent was it you
happy birthday 4 tommorow!!!
im sorry i dont think it as me...
so do you know if it was i only vaguely remember what it was about
*was
what was it about?
grrr cuz it was good and i only partly got to read it before lost it and now i cant remember who sent it
on a different note could you help me come up with an topic for a story just a rough one im at a blank
ohhh.. :L
well i do have a very rough story that i made but its terrible
an assasian named ummm grrr i dont remember the name but the assasian ithink was magic and they had a job to kill someone and get information and thats all i remember but im not sure if thats right
Have you ever noticed how many Valkyrie Cains there are? You don't see any Tanith Lows or Ghastly Bespoke around here do you?
P.S. never play Free Flow with the sound when you have a full bladder... My little brother learnt the hard way...
*Laughs*
was his name ransen gore cuz that was my villain
hi death rose!
no i think it might have been valkyrie v cain possibly i dont remember much
be right back my lttle sis is calling for me..
I LOVE gorillavid!
Gorillavid is awesome!
*Worships Gorillavid and jumps back in the TARDIS*
hi death rose what you doing
Hi Valkyrie!
*Laughs evily*
Hi Espirt! I am watching Doctor Who! Sixth season episode 5! I shall be distant!!!
im back!!
ok and call me amelie so bored * goes around putting traps everywhere*
i hate it when i feel like writing but cant think of an idea
*falls over sis's toys* ugghhh!! bloomin toys!!!
how old is your sister
i know how you feel amelie
just turned 5
i have an idea or what i want a charactr to look like but no plot
i've got to go now guys byye!!!
aww cute
Im going to be evil. See now Marissa, Serpina, Viniete and Dash are debating how to go after Derek for firing me. Im gonna casually
*sits with popcirn eating it*
watch. Have fun! This shall be fuuun. I got no contol over them now.
*climbs up tree*
Hey Zaf! I am only here because my Doctor Who won't load... I tried using my sonic screwdriver but that didn't work... Even the new green one
*Frowns*
I have no idea what to do... Wait! Yes I do!
*Waves*
Bye!!!
green 1 dosnt work.
only blue :)
try rivers!
hi BTW
bye
*sniffles*
Oh my God, I cried!!
Yes, I just watched Doctor Who with my sister and I cried. It was so good but incedibly sad.
Oh yeah, hi all.
I am up to episode 5!!
LOL!
Nice, Derek.
I think I'm going to have to read this book ~grins~
By the way, slow reply? I've been out of town.
I'm certain you were missing me, so I figured I'd better let you know :P
To everyone else:
Sorry, I can't stay! In case you thought I could, anyway... I thought I'd better take the opportunity of being online to comment to Derek Landy while I had the chance -_-
Maybe see y'all tomorrow? Hopefully...
Going to bed now!
*Jumps in the TARDIS and pokes head out*
DEREK, DON'T MAKE A SURPRISE APPREANCE WITHOUT ME PRESENT! I WILL GO HULK IN YOU!
Bye Skyrill!
Hi/bye Skyril!
Bye Death!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
EVE!!!
MISSY!!!
Yay! I'm no longer alone!
*laughs*
Good choice of character name, there.
In other news-
*pouts*
I missed Skyril...
Not that I can stick around, either way.
*slinks into the TARDIS and covers the walls with posters of David Tennant* *REG*
Hi Taia!
What is happening.
My comments keep disappearing.
I was talking about my new and improved picture then poof.
Isn't it a great pic.
It's a Bentley Mulsanne.
V8 engine,
And the Bentley pedigree to match.
I don't know how much it costs new.
But I was reading that a used one could set you back 315,000 pounds.
Hi Eden!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice piiiiiiiiiiiiic!!
Oh, I got first.
Time to think of a dedication...
I'm guessing by that standard a brand new one would be 650 maybe 700 grand.
Damn it.
I was spacing out all those comments so I could get first.
Hi Missy.
*sits admiring my pic*
Missy you there or are you writing the ded?
I dedicate this page to:
Val's party. It sounds like heaps of fun and I wish I could be there. Hope it goes well!
World of Warcraft. How can you not love a game where you run around as a creature of some sorts doing quests and killing creatures that attack you?
My emails. I get heaps and I love it.
Everyone's blogs. From ramblings of the everyday life to amazing stories, they're all amazing.
1954 Bentley R-Type Continental. C'mon, you know you love them.
I like it but I love the Mulsanne.
And I mean LOVE.
I only wish I had one.
Someday I will.
I have actually no idea what type of car that is, Eden.
Three Mulsannes were used in the closing ceremony of the Olympics but they were convertibles so I don't care about them.
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