Friday, October 5, 2012

Frankenkids

Just a short note to let you know that if you have any younger brothers or sisters and they like a fun, creepy little scare on the run-up to Halloween (and really, who doesn't?) then my suggestion is to check out Frankenkids, by Annie Graves.

Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...

I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.


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Anonymous said...

brb

Anonymous said...

Eden never dedicated...

NOM Ominous said...

One time we were playing team dodge ball. It was down to me and another guy on the other side of the line that we weren't allowed to cross. I was getting sick of the lack of action, all we were doing was dodging and throwing. I knew nothing was going to happen for a while, and people who were out started to get agitated. I through one of the balls at this guy, he dodged it. I kept the other one, and ran up to the line, slid to my knees leaning back, to dodge the ball he though down at me and shot my ball into him. I don't know where, it happened too fast.

NOM Ominous said...

:D

NOM Ominous said...

I donno...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tw2CK1XpBs&feature=relmfu

Anonymous said...

I have returned from the abyss! Thrust, that is cool.

NOM Ominous said...

I hope the abyss has been good to you.

NOM Ominous said...

I'm wearing a winter coat in my bedroom because it so cold.

Anonymous said...

Ok then.

The Abyss was fine. It tried to eat my head though. It literally had my HEAD in its MOUTH.

NOM Ominous said...

It happens to the best of us.
I went swimming today. It was hard.

Anonymous said...

Like on a swim team?

NOM Ominous said...

yes.
Exactly like that.

Anonymous said...

Ah. Are you good?

NOM Ominous said...

Ha. I am debatably good.

NOM Ominous said...

I get tired really easily, and try my hardest not to stop swimming in the middle of a set, but it's really hard.
I'm sore now.
At least there were no cramps today!!

Anonymous said...

I just danced for 3 hours straight. My feet are killing me.

NOM Ominous said...

well at least we can be sore together.
*reaches arm out for fist bump*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*rips Thrust's arm off and runs away*

NOM Ominous said...

*arm falls shakily*
"imagination is more important than knowledge"
-- Albert Einstein.


I think I'm going to take off this coat now.

NOM Ominous said...

too late, val.
no you didn't somehow. it certainly feels that way though.
I'll take it metaphorically.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*scowls* I hate when people take things metaphorically...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Anonymous said...

Heh. I am reading AF/SP combination fanfics, and so far they are all awful.

NOM Ominous said...

Sorry Val, but I kinda need my arm right now.
*Studying science while drinking soup.*

NOM Ominous said...

Oh!
*and occasionally refreshing comments*

Anonymous said...

Gtg, bye.

NOM Ominous said...

Bye Kest!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I had a really random dream last night that Derek's new post would be about the Chipmonks new movie..and I don't even think there is one...
School now. Fitness today *agh*

Nixion Strange said...

Haven't been on in a few days. Been in a mad mood. Been better, but I'm better than I was. Have you noticed every sentence has better in it? You better have

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

*better or been
That's what I meant to say

Jophiel said...

*Waves like an idiot*
Hello! I'm a being awesome doing nothing!!!! Should be studying Indonesian but left it at school!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Sounds like fun

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hmm... Um... Sorry...

Nixion Strange said...

Eh, welcome, greetings to the blog

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Nix.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh, brb.
Apologies!

I'm not telling my name. said...

Hey Derek, there's something I noticed lately. In the recent novels, OCs of fans were added into them.. Well, I just want to say, if you want to add my OC (Unique Lynx, the one I offered in the 'The End of The World' competition) to the next novels...DON'T. I'm already going to use her name in my book series and her power as the ability of what Banshees can do. So please don't.

Jophiel said...

Hi I'm Not Telling My Name!!

I like your name! It so... Original!!!
*Laughs and runs into a tree*

Jophiel said...

Hmmmm... Eden didn't ded...
*Tilts head*
I love Fang!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Jophiel said...

Hey!!!!!

What up?

Jophiel said...

Ahhh!!!!!

http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/fan-fic-ix.html?m=1


Lovey thisy!!

Jophiel said...

I wonder how high a person can fall without dying...
*Starts jumping from very high branches*

Mistical Future said...

Hi Death!!!

Hi everyone else!!!

Jophiel said...

Hey Misti!!!

I don't even know...

Jophiel said...

Anyone on???

Mistical Future said...

YES!!!

sorry computer did a funny thing!!!

Jophiel said...

Misti!!!!

What will happen?! And i hoped you like being a friend of Val's...

Mistical Future said...

YES IS DID!!!!



although in another fanfic i did that has very bad spelling and i haven't finished they met and become friends after Misty kills a vampire, without any protective clothing on or any weapon and really bad fighting skills compered to what she has now, (Note the meats Val and SP when val is still 12)

yea in total she got shredded ... like what Melancholia did to Val in the sixth book!

But she lived so yes, and she's fine now!

Mistical Future said...

oh and i didn't finish that one!!!

Jophiel said...

Nice!!! Sounds like fun!!!!


Hey!! Were you at the Requim Ball??

Jophiel said...

I don't think I will finish this one... It is endless!!!

Jophiel said...

*Growls*
Indonesian writing, reading and listening test tomorrow...
Badminton break up tomorrow...

GRRRRRR!!!!!

Mistical Future said...

No i wasn't at the the ball.


and same with my current one i don't know how to end it!!! but i have made up a lot so there will be like another ... 5 parts more, bear minimum i think there will be more like 10 but oh well!!

Jophiel said...

Yay!!! More!!!!
And are those black hooded cleavers called Rippers or Reapers?

Mistical Future said...

Um do you want to be in my fanfic?

If so do u want to be on the Resistance or on Mevolent's side?

Jophiel said...

The evil side please!!! So I guess Master Melolent!

Thanks Misti!!!! I should have asked if you wanted to be iny fan fic...

Do you?!

Mistical Future said...

Rippers ... i'll double check *looks in book six*
yep rippers i'm correct

Jophiel said...

Thanks Misti!!!

Jophiel said...

I wrote some fan fic about the same... "Time period" as you but when "he" won the war, Skul was still human and everything was brighter...

Mistical Future said...

Yes please ... if you have room for me that is!!!


do you want me to tell you who your going to be? ... your name will be that same i'm talking what you will be doing for Mr Mevolent!

Jophiel said...

And mages physically couldn't use magic on the streets (if you are an elemental and you click, you create a noise and that is all), as if all the streets were bound...

Jophiel said...

Yes please!!!

I'm being held in the Sanctuary at the moment, what do you want to be???

Mistical Future said...

Cool can i read it?


oh and bu the way you might not be in it for a few parts but OMG you will be in one of the MOST AWESOME SEANCES OF MY FANFIC!!!!

OMG anyone that's not on the right side is sooooooo dead!!!

No worries i wont kill you!!!

Jophiel said...

You can if you want!
*Shrugs*
I don't mind!!

Jophiel said...

It's on the computer but the computer is kinda stuffed... I'll try to get it...

Jophiel said...

I was wearing fairy wings all day today and I can still feel them on... Even though I haven't touched them for 6 hours...

Mistical Future said...

... oh i'd so laugh if i was interagating you!!!!
... but no don't do that ... um i don't know some one that helps SP or is around the sanctuary!

Oh and you may have met you mach!!!


you can't see in the dark but i can hear you!!! so i can attack you when nether of us can see each other and if you can't see me you can't explode me!!! :D!!!

Mistical Future said...

... oh i'd so laugh if i was interagating you!!!!
... but no don't do that ... um i don't know some one that helps SP or is around the sanctuary!

Oh and you may have met you mach!!!


you can't see in the dark but i can hear you!!! so i can attack you when nether of us can see each other and if you can't see me you can't explode me!!! :D!!!

Jophiel said...

Nice!! I'll put that in there!!!
I'll be back in 5

Mistical Future said...

... i posted that twice without meaning to!!!


Your going to be one of his BEST Killers!!!

Mistical Future said...

OK sorry but i gtg good night!!!

Maybe see u tomorrow!!!

Bye!

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm a part time Sanctuary agent...

Is there some trouble happening??

Jophiel said...

Bye Misti!!!

This is the trouble...

http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/fan-fic-ix.html?m=1

Jophiel said...

And now I shall go to sleep!!!

Goodnight everyone!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

The only time I'm actually HERE here is when I msd. That's depressing. :P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY. AWESOME.


Granted, the reason is because I need to take care of my sick sister, but still. That means BOTH of us don't have to go.

Valice said...

DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)

Star Inkbright said...

I HATE HOMEWORK.

Valice said...

Hi Star, me too!! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI GUYS!

Valice said...

Hi Val! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi you two!!!!

Wbd, homework. :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Valice! Hi Star!


I LIKE MUFFINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!



Sorry, random moment

Valice said...

Uuuuh... homework!
I don't have to do any homework for the next few days- hollidays!! ;D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm at home, so I won't get any homework today :D

Valice said...

Homework: the most useless thing ever...!

Star Inkbright said...

*groans* Me still at school. Me still have homework. Me sad. :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'm only at home because my sister is sick...

Star Inkbright said...

MY sister is sick. And my brother's ill as well. And and I off school? NO.

Valice said...

And then you can stay home?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, she needs someone to get her stuff. So I immediately offered to stay, because that meant NO SCHOOL :D

Star Inkbright said...

*am

Valice said...

Wow, I wish my mum would allow this!

Star Inkbright said...

*stabs book in annoyance* I just wrote "J'aime la musique pop, weil"!!!! French has two becauses; surely I could've written one of THEM instead of the German because? Gah.

Star Inkbright said...

*headhands* I just have German on the brain today. JE, STAR. NOT ICH. JE.

Valice said...

Well, I don't learn French but German is okay...
Sure, I'm from Germany but French sounds much more difficult!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm better at German. It just makes more sense to me and sticks better in my mind. This could be down to the fact I lived in Holland and then Switzerland for the first part of my life . . . They speak Swiss-German in the part of Switzerland we lived in, and my mum says Dutch is similar to German.

Valice said...

it is similar but it sounds really funny to me!

Star Inkbright said...

I don't speak Dutch. I wouldn't know . . .

Valice said...

I do neither but I'm living near the border so I often hear people speaking it

Valice said...

It's really cool because you can go shopping in the Netherlands better than in Germany (sometimes)

Star Inkbright said...

The UK has no borders you can cross with going on the ferry or a plane. :(

Valice said...

My exchange student (lives in London) came this year and we went to a three-countries-point, one big stone where three borders (Netherlands, Germany and Belgium) meet. It was very funny!

Star Inkbright said...

That is so cool. Even if the UK wasn't separated from the rest of Europe by the sea, we STILL wouldn't ever be able to have a store like that because we use pounds. :(

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hi!
Just been doing Science revision. Bleh.
Omg, Valice my friend went there with her family and put her phone in 3 countries and then stood in all of them at the same time.
I don't do German, but my form room is a German room, so I kinda pick up a bit.
I do French and Spanish at the moment.
Wrote this and then got told it's dinner.
So bye as well!

Valice said...

When I went to London I had to change money too and it was very confusing... But my exchange said the same about German money so...

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Valice said...

Hi Luciana! :)
How are you?

Star Inkbright said...

€5 = £4

^^^That was the exchange rate this summer. :)

We have to stock up on euros every time we go abroad.

Star Inkbright said...

HI LUSCATHIO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T WANT FIRST!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Deds deds deds deds deds deds . . . *is thinking*

Star Inkbright said...

BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO DEDICARE THE PAGE. :(

Star Inkbright said...

*DEDICATE

Valice said...

And this is so bad?

Star Inkbright said...

Not really.

Valice said...

than why don't you want to?

Star Inkbright said...

Bbs, dinner!

Valice said...

Bye Star!
Have to go too, today's my sisters birthday and some guests are coming!
Bye everyone!

Star Inkbright said...

I WILL DEDICATE THIS PAGE LATER.

Akay?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Mahna mahna...
Heyo people!

Star Inkbright said...

Heyo!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Am back.
Sorry I disappeared, Star...if you're still on?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Anybody here?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yes Eden, kinda!
My internet's being slightly dodgy, but meh...
How's life?

Star Inkbright said...

HERE NOW!

Hi! Sorry.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yay! Star's back!
Parents are out, so I don't have to pretend to be doing homework...omg, I haven't done my art...pfft do that tommorow before school...

Star Inkbright said...

Homework is horrible. :(

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yeah...and I've got 5 assessements next week: English speaking and listening, maths, science, religous/philosophy and french and I've got to revise/preprare for them. Bleh...

Star Inkbright said...

:(

I have three assessments coming up. Science, English and French. Blergh.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, and a Maths test.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

So same as me except for the R.S one...
Actually can't be bothered for school tommorow...my friend finished today, because they are having building work done of their school.

Star Inkbright said...

Meh. We nearly always have building going on at our school, but no days off for it. :(

Jophiel said...

Eden? You still on???

Jophiel said...

Be back a bit later...
*Waves*
I'm gonna blow up my school!!!!

Jophiel said...

MISTI!!!!

THE NEXT PART IS POSTED!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Death!!!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Death. Blowing up your school sounds like an amazing idea! I was planning to blow up mine, then I got bored...

Star Inkbright said...

Maybe OTOA will suddenly, mysteriously see my school as an obstacle that needs to be removed in order for us to complete our objective . . .

Maybe.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

G2g - might be back on later...
Bye!

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS IENI!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I posted on my blog, for anyone who cares :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy back i had to get a shot :(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gawd that took difficulty....roleplaying for THG my character quoted Skulduggery had to refer to Derek as dead as it takes place in the future where we all be dead by then

Anonymous said...

Hi!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

We wouldn't all be dead, we're sorcerers who live for hundreds of years.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Kes! And hi Zaf!

Anonymous said...

Val, yes, but is Derek a sorcerer? wait nevermind. He's the Golden God. So he lives FOREVER.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi everyone!!!

No but its like...eh i still had to refer to Derek as 'dead' but he's a god! Of course he aint dying

Anonymous said...

Who were you RPing with?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/10/a-new-lizard-and-other-stuff.html

Anonymous said...

4444

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Me friends on my THG Facebook page i admin with 3Americans and 1 Brit

Anonymous said...

Oh. Golden God, I really should get a Facebook at some point.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I should too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you don't? Non-Facebook, FTW! *high fives* Not really. I just like not being alone.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I admin under Erin Kylar victor from 9 also Gamemaker married to Dr. Jeffery 'Jev' Kykar

Anonymous said...

Okay...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*randomly tackles Kes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Lookie at my Blog, peoples.

Anonymous said...

I did. It's cool. I want your sonic screwdriver. Does it work?

*runs away from Zaf*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

IM GOING TO GET CHU!!!!!

*smacks into tree*

oh yeah in P.E we played War Ball. Its like dodge ball class vs class we got balls in the center 2 giant balls barriers (mats) tenis racket and a Queen (or King) I was Queen! I ordered people's heads off while Twigland failed

Anonymous said...

Awesome!



*throws ball at Zaf and hides under pebble*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kicks pebble and slashes Kes with shadows*

Anonymous said...

Ah!

*stumbles backwards* *throws knife at Zaf's face*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*deflects and sends wave of darkness at*

you know i enjoy fights

Anonymous said...

Love 'em.


*taps symbols and sends wave of blue energy at Zaf*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*yelps and gets sent onto lake shore*

grrr....

*sends more darkness at Kes*

NOM Ominous said...

AAAAAGH!!
WHAT IS THE RULE OF A STEP FUNCTION???

Noelle said...

I just read the saddest thing ever...

Doctor *coming out of the TARDIS* : AMY! RORY! River and I went to see Stevie Wonder and...

*he looks at their graves*

...I wish you were there.

NOM Ominous said...

...?
I'm in DANGER!

NOM Ominous said...

Not any more as much...
Whew.
I'm partially saved!
which is a step closer to being completely saved.

Anonymous said...

Hello Thrust Ominous.

Anonymous said...

I heard 'The Girl From Ipanema' for the first time today...

NOM Ominous said...

Hello, Kestrel LeStarre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the heck is that?

Anonymous said...

It's a song
Remember in Book 1 when they're rescuing Skul from Serpine, he is whistling it?

NOM Ominous said...

Oh. Yeah, sure.
DUUH!

Anonymous said...

Sorry.



God, I have issues. Do you know what NaNoWriMo is?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What's NaNoWriMo?

Anonymous said...

Hey Val!

It stands for National Novel Writing Month, and it's basically where you set a word count goal and try to write a story/book with at least that word count in a month. I was wondering if I could use your OC's names...

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I did NaNoWriMo last year and I sucked eggs.
(By the way, if you havent heard, this is SPDirectioner. I just have to change my name back.) this year, my teacher is making everybody doing it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oooh, I wanna try! But how long does your thing have to be?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi SPD!

Anonymous said...

Oh! Yeah, I'm doing it for fourth period, but I'm pretty excited. Me likey writing, and if I'm lucky I can get it published.

Anonymous said...

Val, it depends. There's a website for it I think.

Anonymous said...

Val, http://www.nanowrimo.org/

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Much Better! It can be as long as you want it to be. It can be one word.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Would it be cheating if I already have the first chapter down?

Anonymous said...

Presumably. But who cares? And I don't think it can be fanfiction. So may I please use the names Ivy Animosity and/or Thrust Ominous?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Who would care? It's not like they stalk you and know exactly when you've written it down. And if it feels like cheating to you, just set the word goal higher by a bit.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know... My story would be about Ivy, so... Yeah. Probably not, just because I'll be using her.


I don't think I'll compete in the thing, but maybe I'll try to write the rest of mine in thirty days too. I'd like to see what happens.

NOM Ominous said...

You can use Thrust Ominous, but in my opinion it's a dumb name.

NOM Ominous said...

I'm in the middle of writing his OC for you, Kes...

NOM Ominous said...

What I have so far:
Past: Thrust discovered his powers very early in his life. He was trying to fly by doing laps and then suddenly push off the ground. He felt something. Like a force or pillow in between him and the ground. He’d grown up from then, but he still remembers that strangeness in the air.
Thrust’s mentor was very brave, and witty, and smart, but he especially was annoyed by Thrust. He started to leave Thrust behind, but Thrust followed him, and watched him in the shadows. He was certain his mentor would soon need his help, and if his mentor was his mentor, there had to be something he could learn from him. One day his mentor was killed, Thrust came out of his hiding spot to try and save him but he died anyway, and Thrust was injured. He defeated whoever was fighting his mentor. (Defeated doesn’t necessarily mean killed.)
Anyway, he was approached by a small group of three sorcerers, who offered him a place in their gang. They fight crime, sure, but they also challenge Thrust all too often. In very strange, evil ways. That’s where he is now. Inside his little gang of people who accept him because they can abuse him. I’m sure one day he’ll rebel and leave. Someday. (Hint hint)
Appearance: Male, wears light dark jacket which he loves, Orange-brown-red hair

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

You also have a ton of time to edit it and make changes.
Hi Thrust.

NOM Ominous said...

Hi Spd.
What I just called you reminds me of Power Rangers.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. I wouldn't use the personality or anything, just the name. And maybe I'll have Ivy Ominous or Thrust Animosity instead. (Ivy Ominous sounds cool, don't you think?)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just need some sort of encouragement for it.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Power rangers?

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