Here is the first batch of stuff I was given while on the KOTW tour.
I've started to only pack half a bag every time I go away, because the amount of things I'm given while signing is just astronomical. What usually happens is that my publicist takes anything I can't fit onto the plane and sends it on to me afterwards. Well, the final package has arrived, so here I am to give you a brief pictorial rundown.
A skull! Signed by "le gang"! And a picture from the irrepressible one, Becky...
I don't have room to put up all of the artwork I was handed, but here are some pieces that stood out...
And I was also given books! One Minion had illustrated my biography blurbs- wonderfully unique idea! And in Liverpool I was handed Project Baguette, a collection of letters and notes and drawings and all kinds of coolness.
And elsewhere in the UK I was given a box! A wonderful little box!
But what's INSIDE the wonderful little box? Is it, perhaps, a set of wonderfully TINY Skulduggery books? It is!
The pic below is so cool. For those of you who can't spot the similarity, this is Super Derek, sitting on a stack of books, reading one with, er, his tongue hanging out of his mouth...
Quite simply one of the CUTEST things I've ever been given.
I've shown this one before, but I figured I'd do it again, and add in another two Skulduggerys (one from this tour, another from... three years ago, maybe...?)
And this! This Raggy Skulduggery that SHE WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP!
Because of the unfortunate lack of Skulduggery merchandise, many of you have had to improvise. Some of you, ahem, have improvised better than others...
Ah, the Tall Bonde! One of my favourites! You've seen her picture here before (I doubt you've forgotten it) but here is a picture of the BACK of Sabrina Sparrow's T-shirt...
And this is Sabrina's partner-in-crime Becky, giving a suitably deadpan freedom sign...
Naturally, Sabrina and Becky came with their banner- much like they did the LAST time they turned up...
(Present)
(Past)
And here's a picture of Mable and Sherlock totally agreeing with the message in my kitchen...
As I was shifting these pictures from my phone, I came across a few I'd taken in Germany a few years ago...
See that? Stylish AND practical!
And to finish it off, here's a picture of my cousin Michael, who came to one of the events in Australia and looked, it has to be said, AWESOME.
Once again, thanks to everyone who came along, and an extra special thanks to those of you who did something extra special.
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Chi: *After the pieces are all together, she places her head on his forehead and a few minutes later he wakes up*
Tsu: Sis...
Chi: Sh...stay quiet for now.
Tsu: *nods*
*Looks at Blake, sees something different in his eyes but doesn't say anything*
*The twins smile and look up at their father*
Daddy...where did you go...Mummy said you would be back in a long time... Have you seen the tree?
Do you need any help?
(I'm going for a shower, i'll try not to take long. If I'm not back in time, Chione pieces everyone together, Jesa next but she doesn't wake up until I get back. She takes longer than the others at waking up, she's part wolf. (idk just go with it))
I have, it's beautiful. Thank you.
*He picks them up and stands, nodding to Tsu with a look of warning*
Ashlea: I-I'm fine..
*pushes the body onto the flames, stumbling back and coughing at the smell*
*pulls hand sanitizer from her pocket, squirting some on and rubbing it in*
Annabelle: *watches*
*looks at the chunks off bodies lying around*
*looks sick*
(Okay Gem! :)
Annabelle: *nods*
You're..sorry but..aren't gnomes a myth..I-it's a bit silly..
*hugs Ashlea* Are you okay? That doesn't look like it smells nice...
*Chuckles at Annaelle's statement*
You believe myths hold no truth? You will find yourself proven sorely wrong.
Ashlea: I-I'm fine..its not very nice...
Annabelle: *raises both eyebrows*
O-okay..?
*appears in Blogland, and looks around for something interesting to do*
(*laughs a moment*
*shakes head*
Hey Alastair)
(I am back.)
Bethany: She is taking a huge risk...
Claire: But it comforts me. I need it... When you are upset, you will hug Silente. When I am upset, I need to hug a gun.
(Hey soph!)
*kisses Beth gently*
I know its strange but thank you for allowing it..
(Hello again, Silente. *hugs her tightly*)
Bethany: *kisses her back* Just don't make me regret it, Claire...
(*hugs tightly back*)
*nods*
Don't make her regret it..
Ashlea: *watches the gnome, frowning*
*doesn't let go of Ashlea, then bites her*
Annabelle: *jumps up and hugs Blake tightly, smiling*
You're back! Guardian angel..I knew you couldn't be dead..
(*sneaks up behind Jai and swings a shovel at the back of her head* )
Ashlea: *screams, pushing Nes away, clamping a hand over the part of her neck missing a chunk*
W-what the Hell?!
*has tears in her eyes*
(*ducks like a ninja, grabbing the shovel*)
(Dammit! Can i have my shovel back please Jai? )
(Sure.
*smashes it into his face*)
*shrugs* Being a zombie isn't that bad, don't worry!
*Grimaces, but quickly hides it*
Yup, I'm back.
(May I have the shovel, Silente?
There may or may not be a new post on Backspace.)
Claire: I'll try not to...
Ashlea: *stares*
No..nonononononono!!! Leri is scared of zombies!!!
*squirts the sanitizer into her hand, rubbing it into the cut, crying*
(*passes Soph the shovel*
*May or may not be distant*)
Thanks..
Annabelle: *smiles, squeezing him slightly*
I knew you wouldn't leave...guardian angels dont leave..
(*holds broken nose* well f*** that.... *calmly walks away and hides* )
(*swings the shovel down on to Garrett's head*)
Claire: Thank you for doing this...
*squeezes Ashlea* Don't worry, you'll stop resisting it in about 10 seconds, it will be fine!
(*ducks put of the way of the shovel* thanks for that Soph..... )
*appears by Millhouse* What are you doing?
(Hello, Alastair.)
You're welcome. Careful. Remember, no using the gun.
Ashlea: *throws up and sobs, curling up*
I-I should never have l-left the tree!!!
*cries and sobs*
Claire: You're the closest thing to parents I've had for most of my life.
*sits down and pats her on the back* Any second now and everything should be fine...
(Um..so..Velvet...I REALLY kinda don't want Ashlea infected...because it would probably cause Leri to be scared of her and break up with her and to be honest Leri and Ashlea are adorable...so...Um...plan..?)
(Plan, the infection won't work on clones?)
*smiles*
We'll try not to be bad parents then..
(Guys, remember we said there would be two lakes. The lake that is infected isn't the lake that Blake is/was buried next to...I couldn't let that lake get infected.
Change in plans btw)
Chi: *Passes out after bringing Jesa back*
Jesa - *Opens her eyes and looks around the dead bodies*
No...
Tsu: *Rushes over to Chi*
Claire: I said the closest thing... You two aren't my parents.
Bethany: If I were, I wouldn't let you have any weapons at all.
Claire: Exactly.
(*nods*
Kay. Thanks. Sorry for being awkward, its just Ashlea works so hard to keep herself sanitized for Leri, carrying mouth wash, hand sanitizer, showering threw times a day sometimes..I don't want that to be wasted..)
Ashlea: *keeps sobbing*
Annabelle: *looks down at Jes, worried*
Y-you okay..?
(Welcome back Gem!)
*nods*
You know what I meant..
(Sure thing!)
*frowns* It should have worked by now... *remembers that Ashlea is a clone* *taps the wound and it heals*
(Yes Gemma, thanks! ASHLEA AND I are at the infected lake, not Blake's.)
(Why did it capitalise it?!)
Jesa - *Looks up at Annabelle*
First person I see and it's you.
*Shakes her head*
Unbelieveable.
Claire: I did... Thank you.
Bethany: So now we just have to transport the weapons?
Ashlea: *flinches*
*sniffles*
W-what should have..? A-am I a z-zombie..?
I don't think so... You would be more calm like me and you'd want to eat people and turn others into zombies... Sorry about that by the way!
*Sets the twins down and looks at Chione without emotion*
Looks like reviving this many people was still a bit much for her.
Annabelle: *smiles slightly*
Yeah...just your luck...
*nods*
I can do that tomorrow. You can have a room from my vault for them.
Ashlea: *rubs her neck*
So..I-I'm not a zombie..? ...why?
(This is going well so far, this is a good idea for a RP, well done Velvet *nods* The only thing is, it does kinda need people to come on because you need sil, I need Blake and Sil to continue mines, even though it links into yours. Chi May be infected, idk...if someone touches the water in her body or indigests it, then I guess they would be infected, but her body is made of water...So she won't actually catch it.)
Claire: Cool. *smiles*
Bethany: I hope that you will never have to use them.
Liliana: *appears in a flash of blackness beside the infected lake, tilting her head*
*nods*
Yeah..
Jesa - Why are you here? do you know what happened to the house? why it exploded?
Tsu: *Starts to give Chi some of his magic*
Chi: *wakes up and smiles* Thanks bro. How about the other 3 then?
Tsu: Yeah, you bring them back, i'll fix them up *nods*
Chi: *Nods back*
*Tsubaki brings all the bodies together, Cordelia's, Sebastian's and Dominic's*
*Chi places her hand on their heads and brings them back to life*
*A few minutes later they all wake up, gasping*
*Tsu and Chi sit on the ground, tired*
(Hey everyone. :) )
(All of mine.
Juvia (part of chione, so is Hecate)
Dominic
Sebastian
Cordelia
Chione
Lira
Lucas
Jesabelle)
(I believe Liliana has just appeared, Millhouse.)
Claire: I use them quite a lot...
Bethany: *frowns*
(DRAGONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him tightly as she can* I really don't like Sophia, she's too grumpy all the time, you know I wasn't shouting at you, right?)
(Hey Frankenfurter.)
Annabelle: *shakes head*
I came and saw it and...Chi..Was bring the twins back..
*looks at Jes*
You have a pretty name..
*coughs and hugs Beth*
*quietly whispers*
Dont ask..?
(Oh, yeah, that's fine. :P Sophia is VERY grumpy. But it's kind of understandable but idk. It drives me insane. :P)
(*cough*dontbemeantosophiashesawesome*cough*)
The concept of a zombie infestation does seem rather interesting, but I imagine I would ruin it if I involved myself in it.
(I am aware that you do not like me, Chione.)
Bethany: *hugs her back* But I want to ask.
Claire: I'm a vigilante. I shoot bad people. *smiles*
Bethany: *her frown deepens*
Claire: Only bad people! And sometimes I stab them.
(*cough*andsheisntgrumpyALLthetime*cough*)
*winces*
*sighs and just hugs Beth*
(I am not awesome, Silente.
Liliana is a her, Millhouse.)
Liliana: *waves her hand dismissively* Ah, the undead. I love those cute little creatures. I wonder whether I can extend my power over them. That would be good. My own little zombie army.
Bethany: *hugs her back* You're only ten years old and yet you kill people already? I'm... I don't know what to say.
Claire: Sorry...
(*nods at Alastair*
That's what the laughing was when you arrived. I remembered your ability and found it funny that you could fix it before it began.)
*Places a hand on Annabelle's shoulder*
Could you come with me? I need to tell you something.
(I think Leri might join in with the RP too... But um, she's kind of likely to die because of the disease... So getting her infected is probably not a good idea...
Actually.
Wait.
She probably wouldn't get infected because of her genetics because it seems to be affecting humans BUT she might get an allergic reaction and die anyway...
So I'd rather not have her infected. :P)
(Yes you are. Hush. No arguing. *pokes* and dont forget to ded! Or I'll steal the dedication.)
*swallows*
Don't hate her for it...she's like Batman..only younger..and female...and with magic..
(Hello again.
Hey, Dragona and Alastair.
Loki isn't a tactical genius now is he... I mean, he really wasn't going to win, even without the Avengers.
@Jaimie You're forgetting you're awesome.
So remember - you are a fantastic person who is absolutely positively awesome! :3
Not too distant now...)
(I am arguing.
I dedicate this page to Silente Tempest.)
Bethany: I'm not going to hate her...
Bat...man? What is that?
Claire: I'm so much better than Batman. Batman wants to be me.
(Ashlea: Leri can't die!!!)
Ashlea: *looks at Nes*
I-I..I have to go.. Don't eat anyone!
*gets up and runs to the tree*
Annabelle: *jumps and looks at Erb*
Um...why cant you tell me here?
There are people here.
(Msd)
*waves* Bye Ash, no promises!
(Hey Tia. :)
I wonder where Spider-Man was in the Avengers.
Did he just decide to take a spontaneous holiday and wasn't involved? :S
Or did Marvel just decide to split their universes like they do pretty much all the time? :P
Not that I'm an expert on the comics.
Having only read one comic in my life which is a Mass Effect comic.
But OH WELL. :P)
(Hush Kas. We aren't arguing about this AGAIN..)
*smiles*
Its a character, a superhero.
*walks up behind Mill* Hello again funny little gnome!
Leri: *is sitting under the tree when Ashlea approaches* Ashlea? *hugs tightly*
Annabelle: *looks around*
Okay..
Ashlea: *hugs Leri tightly back, breaking down sobbing*
Liliana: I'm not entirely sure yet. I tend to swap sides quite a lot. But then I disagree with the whole good and evil thing. I just think there's power. And those who seek it are deemed evil, and those who prevent others from seeking it, or keeping it, are called good.
So maybe a little bit of both? *smiles at the zombies* Aww, whose a cute little zombie?
Bethany: Superhero?
Leri: ... Are you alright? ... What's the matter?
(Hey Dragon! *bro hugs* )
(*hugs everyone!*
(Hey Garrett! :) )
(Wait... Garrett or Rhos? PICK ONE.)
Yeah..they save the world and beat up bad guys in stories and comics.
Ashlea: s-she t-tried to zombif-fy me!
Kayleigh: *walks into Torture room 2* Hi Velvet, Flo! So, there's apparently a zombie disease going around, and since I can't have you die before I get my revenge, I'm deciding to let you go, for now, because you probably stand a better chance walking around and being able to defend yourselves than being tied up so... *shruggs and removes the binds* Bye gals, see you later! *blows a kiss as Velvet and Flo run outside* *Velvet and Flo go straight back to Velvet's house and they look the doors multiple times*
(*hugs Rhos*)
Chi: *Looks between blake and Annabelle*
Jesa: *Glares at Blake*
(@Dragona I'm sure Nick Fury couldn't get everyone, but hey, maybe we'll get a surprise Wolverine when Ultron shows up. Didn't Fury at one point attempt to recruit him?
And I have read some Mass Effect comics, but not all. Hmm...)
Annabelle: I'll be back soon Jesabelle..
*stands up, looking at Blake*
Where to?
*He sinks with Annabelle into the dark world, as they surface in the shadows he grins and places his hand on her brow*
You are going to be very amusing to me.
*A thin black needle pierces her skull, working its way into her brain where it expands and takes hold without causing any serious damage*
Now forget this encounter.
*They step out of the shadow of a cloud not far from where they started, and he walks off*
Bethany: *turns to Claire* So you save the world?
Claire: Hardly. But I like to think I make it a little more pleasant for the people living here.
Liliana: Of course. Why else would you want a zombie army? *several of the zombies' eyes start to glow purple* Don't worry, I'm not going to kill anyone. I just want to have some fun.
Leri: ... Zombi-fy? ... What's that?
(Maybe, Tia, though idk. Ultron is the cool robot guy, right?
I've read Homeworlds. Has Garrus and Tali who are like my favourite characters so... :P)
Annabelle: *screams and jerks, then stops fighting*
*looks confused and looks around*
*frowns, rubbing her head*
*shakes her head, dazed, and walks back to Jes*
She works small scale..
Ashlea: sh-she tried to m-make me into a zombie!
(Its Rhos please Dragon *nods* )
(*hugs Jai back* )
(*looks at his broken nose*
*pokes it*)
(Hello again)
(Yo skeleton.)
Jesa - what did he do to you?
Chi: He would have done nothing to her! he's my husband.
*Eyes turn Black*
Tsu: Sis...He's...not the same...
Chi: What do you mean?
*sighs slightly, and melts into a tree*
Claire: I mostly target drug dealers and assassins.
Bethany: Why?
Liliana: Really? *frowns* Why do you have to ruin my fun?
*she thinks for a moment* Actually, I could easily kill a living person and them turn them into a zombie.
Annabelle: do to me? Nothing..he didn't even say anything..he just..I just..
*frowns, trying to remember*
Was here..then was over there..
Leri: ... What's a zombie?
Because assassins are..um.. bad..
*nods, pretending she was never an assassin*
Ashlea: *shudders*
A dead person..only alive..and rotting..and diseased..
(Hey, Rhos.
@Dragona EA's business practices and the last Mass Effect book really turned me away. But I still love Mass Effect.
Meanwhile, Jai is awesome, the Halo Forerunner trilogy was pretty interesting.)
(Bye Alastair)
(Hello Kas and Jack )
(*frowns at Jai* don't poke my nose.... )
Bethany: I am not going to disapprove of your actions, as I am guilty of killing supporters of Minerve, but I don't think it's a suitable action for people of your age.
Claire: What difference does age make?
Something wrong?
*Places his hand on Lucas's head, ruffling his hair. A cold look crosses his face as he glances at Tsu and his grip of Lucas tightens for a moment*
*pops up behind Liliana* Did someone need a zombie?
(Actually, nevermind. Bye)
(I loved the Mass Effect books. :)
I have the Art of the Mass Effect Universe which has concept art and stuff, too. :) )
Leri: ... Ew... *hugs* ... I'm sorry... I'll look after you...
((I am still here. I merely have nothing to do, so I will exist as a tree until further notice.))
Age affects maturity..and you should be having a child hood, not a job
Annabelle: *looks at Blake*
You..you wanted a word but didn't say anything..
Ashlea: *hugs her back, shaking slightly*
Liliana: Of course. Zombies are incredibly useful.
*sighs and she looks at her feet* First fire, now ice. When you make a death threat, or ruin someone's wedding, you really do not want someone to react so badly to it. *she vanishes in a flash of black, reappearing at the other side of Millhouse, leaving the ice behind* Please don't do that again. Or I will hurt you.
*Tilts his head*
Yes I did. About the whole "guardian angel" thing, remember?
Claire: This is my childhood.
*walks over to where Liliana is now standing* So... Does it help that I'm one?
Leri: ... I'm here for you...
Annabelle: *frowns*
No you didn't..
It's not..
*sighs*
Ashlea: th-thank you..
*curls up against her*
Claire: Of course it is. Just because I don't play with dolls or skipping ropes doesn't change the fact that this is my childhood and I'm spending it how I like!
Bethany: But you should be enjoying your childhood. Not spend it killing people.
Liliana: It does indeed. Can I control you? Just a little bit of control? I ask because I'm being polite, not because I have to.
(Will Liliana be allowed to take control of her?)
*wraps an arm around Liliana's neck*
Oh, don't mind me. You should focus on your surroundings next time though*
(Go ahead Soph!)
*shrugs* Do what you want, I don't mind too much, you can't really mind if you're dead...
Guys just..
*sighs*
Beth ..we can talk about this later..let's not argue today..
*looks at Claire*
Bed time.
Liliana: My mother is the goddess of death. I have friends in high places. Actually, no, that is a blatant lie. Me and my mother do not get on, after I stabbed her in the back. Literally. However that did lead to me getting laid. Several times, actually. So I suppose it was worth it.
So ignore my parentage apart from one fact. I am powerful.
Liliana: *Nessie's (If that is the name of the zombie? I'm afraid I am somewhat new to the whole zombie story.) eyes start to glow purple* *makes her try to bite Tanya*
Bethany: Alright...
Claire: But I'm not tired...
Leri: *holds her* ... I love you...
(Yes, she's a water nymph but was changed into a zombie.)
*walks over to Tanya and bites her*
*raises an eyebrow*
*smiles slightly, stretching the tiniest bit of magic into Claire's brain, making her sleepy*
*yawns*
Mm..
Ashlea: I love you too..
*punches the zombie*
Well that was wasted.
Claire: ... What did you just do?
Today I was casually cutting some wire with my scissors, as I do in art lessons, and I accidentally sliced the top of my thumb off.
Oh, it was only a little bit of the top of my thumb, and it didn't even bleed, but it was a much thicker layer of skin than I usually remove from myself, and likelikelike -
I now have this GROOVE in my skin and it's kind of smooth and pink and shiny and likelike you can see my fingerprint lines much stronglier in it and it looks so damn COOL. C:
I've just been, like, admiring it all day. <3
Plus I really like how there's a section of my thumb missing - how the top is not rounded, but has a section sliced off, so it's kind of uneven but it's also even because the slice is so neat and clean. <3 It's so cool and pretty.
. . .
Idk, is this weird? XD
I briefly considered sitting here snipping at my thumb skin with my scissors, because I also love cutting a section fo skin off, it feels so nice, but like, the likelihood that I would cut deep enough to draw blood is strong, and I don't want to, like, actually injure myself. I don't like injury. :P
But yeah. I have a groove in my thumb. :)
Nothing.
*smiles sleepily*
Anyway, I've used a lot of magic today..I need sleep..so you
*points at Claire*
Bed time.
Also, this Liliana-controlling-zombies thing is a cool plot development. :)
I don't think Hunter would appear unless there were more zombies, unfortunately. He'd find the idea of a real-live zombie apocalypse cool. :P
Liliana: *vanishes in a flash of blackness, reappearing beside Millhouse again* I am afraid, Tanya, your very presence disgusts me.
*turns to Millhouse* Mmm. I'd like to see your tricks sometime. You think you're old? I'm above five thousand. But I look good, right?
*looks at Tanya, smiling* Comhionannas vótaí cailín síos. *the water from the lake sneaks out in tendrils and grab Tanya, pulling her down to the ground and keeping her there*
(XD Star! OMG you're so weird some times! No cutting your thumb on purpose!)
(Star! :D How fascinating, I want to try it now!)
(*rolls eyes I lil* 'I look good, right?' Not vain at all.)
(I would be rather glad, Star, that you did not cut yourself on a larger or more vicious blade.
Having Minerve and Liliana controlling zombies, vampires and other creatures like that was always the idea. However they have never had chance to use it.)
Claire: Alright, alright... *she sits on her bed, moving her hand underneath the covers to pull out her weapon*
*A small chuckle comes from behind Liliana*
You are a mere child.
*follows Claire a moment*
*pulls the covers over Claire, not meeting her eyes*
*looks around the room, then turns to go back to Beth*
Leri: ... I will look after us... *sits down with her, activating her computer* *puts a spherical barrier of energy around them*
Ashlea: *sighs, relaxing against the smooth leather of her suit*
I'm glad you're here again..
*uses her fire power to evaporate the water*
*stands up again*
*backs away from Nessie, striding towards Liliana*
Wow, am I really that unattractive? Even compared to the undead? *points at Nessie*
*Looks Tanya up and down before responding*
All mortal forms are ugly.
Liliana: *tilts her head* Let me guess, you are that shadow which managed to find itself in my castle, aren't you?
*smiles at Millhouse* Thank you. I would say the same to you, but I am surprised you are able to walk without help.
Claire: I'm not in my pyjamas yet!
('All mortal forms are ugly' ~says the one who made out with a seemingly 12 year old vampire.)
*pauses*
...did you BRING pyjamas?
Liliana: *points at Erebus* Finally, someone who understands.
The zombies are adorable. You are simply pathetic.
Oh come on, I was turned into a zombie less than an hour ago! I can't seriously look like I'm decaying now! Also, I am a water nymph, I'm using water to preserve my body so actually I'm not unattractive! *huffs*
Claire: Um, no... Oops... I'll be fine. *shrugs* No worries.
('Zombies are adorable' Sil: *puts hand up* am I adorable Lil?)
Leri: ... Me too... Just when you needed me...
*grins* I'm adorable!
(I do not see the same way you do, Silente.)
Yes, that shadow was a minuscule piece of me.
*sighs and rolls eyes*
Wait here.
*walks to Beth*
Can you make some a hello kitty onsie for her?
*uses phone to show Beth a picture of hello kitty*
(Liliana: Of course.)
Liliana: It's nice to meet you at last. Now you have finally managed to find yourself a physical form. *tilts her head* I imagined you better looking. And to have an aura of power about you. And I'm not really getting that. It's rather anticlimactic.
@Velvet: DON'T!!
You'll probably just damaged yourself!!! It was only pure change that I didn't cut deeper and draw blood!!!!
@Silente: Ikr. O_O
I met the weirdest girl I have ever met today. She was a bit like Hunter in a way, actually. And just - XD listening to her was so hilarious because she was just INSANE. Now I know what's it's liek to be on the outside in those moments when everyone is staring at me like "what." XD
(She was weirder than me, though. Ohmyfuckinggosh. She has, like, no friends because she's so weird, and that obviously means that she hasn't had enough experience to develop social skills, so she has like NO filter and NO understanding of when something is way too weird to say. XD Just - ohmygosh. We were talking about making a bottle garden in our bottle-made greenhouse, and she was like "You can put sweets in the soil when you plant the plants!" and we were like "What?? What would that do??" and she was like "No, you'd have the wrappers on! But you could, like, keep chocolate bars there!" and we were like "why the fuck would we do that" and she was like "Well, it could be a good place to keep chocolate bars!" and we were like "why would you not just eat them" and she was like "Well, what if you wanted to eat it later? You could put it in the soil where the plants grow for safekeeping! I mean, where else would you keep chocolate bars?" and we were like "um. In a cupboard. In your pocket" and then someone suggested a bottole-garden competition and she was like "OOH OOH OOH whoever won would get to eat the chocolate bars!" and we were like " . . . ORR, you could keep the chocolate bars in the cupboard and award them to the winner."
It probably sounds less funny written down but seriously, she's insane. XD
I don't mean this in a bad way, btw. I mean, yes, we were all sat there laughing at her (I was trying so hard not to laugh at her but I can't control my laughing and she was just so FUNNY), and yes, it's run-away-screaming weird instead of cool weird, but she's still kind of interesting and I don't really dislike her due to the fact that she's seriously weird. XD
And, don't worry.
. . .
I did once start insisting that people said blood was crimson when it wasn't, and then had to test to see whether it was actually crimson or not, so I was like sat there trying to stab my thumb hard enough to draw blood before giving up and biting it and tearing at the skin hard enough for me to bleed, at which point I deduced that blood WAS actually crimson, took a picture of my bleeding thumb and set it as my profile picture along with scribbles of my felt-tip colours to compare it to, but um. XD
(1, its Jai. And 2, what's that supposed to mean?)
Ashlea: *smiles*
Just when I need you indeed..
*kisses the chin of her helmet*
Bethany: ... What is that?
Leri: *smiles, snuggling against her* ... We're safe now...
As anticlimactic as it may be, at least you are not unraveling at the very seams of your being when I suppress myself.
*pure chance
(But it want a groove in my thumb too!)
Liliana: I suppose that is true. Really - I wonder why you'd bother.
(Just imagine she says everything in the most enthusiastic excited voice possible and you'll be halfway there. XD)
(SERIOUSLY, VELVET. YES, GROOVES ARE COOL. BUT IT'S NOT WORTH SLICING YOUR THUMB APART FOR. AS SOMEONE WHO'S SLICED HER THUMB APART TWICE IN A FEW MONTHS, NOT COUNTING TODAY, I CAN TELL YOU THAT HOWEVER COOL HAVING A CUT ON YOUR THUMB IS, IT IS IRRITATING AND PAINFUL.)
Well. More sore than painful.
(Oh, come on! So Sil gets the special treatment and I get called ugly. Great double standards you've got there, Lil!)
(Sil: *nods* I'm adorable b*tches!)
(@Star OMG SHE SOUNDS BRILLIANT I WANT HER!!!)
Its a cartoon character.
*shows her a pic of a hello kitty onsie*
Could you make one? That would fit Claire?
Ashlea: *snuggles back* I know...thank you..
Bother holding back to this degree? I want to have some fun before this world turns to a void.
(Okay Star!)
*sits by the lake with Liliana behind me and dips toes in*
(Nessie: *high fives Jai*)
@Sil: Trust me, she is WEIRD. XD But yeah - I would give you her, but um, she's this random year eight I don't even know the surname off and you and me don't even make real life contact so there might be a few issues. XD
(Sil: *high fives Nessie*)
(@Star...
Hmm..
I'll come to Hull somehow *nods*)
Bethany: I can try... *her hand glows white and a onesie fades into existence, draped over her hand*
Liliana: Don't we all? I, however, decided to enjoy the riches of the worlds I visit. Well, mainly the people. I do not want the world to end, I want to carry on enjoying it the way I do.
I have my own little pet zombie, *gestures towards Nessie* and I have my castle.
Leri: ... It's fine... We can just stay here... *puts her helmet on her shoulder*
*smiles*
Thanks.
*kisses Beth quickly, grinning*
*walks back to Claire*
Et, voilà!
*throws her the hello kitty onsie*
And as I recall you could have had your own world. Regardless of whether you agree or not, this worlds days are numbered by my amusement.
Ashlea: *smiles*
That would be nice..just us..
(Le Onesie-
@Silente: YES! COME TO HULL!
Would you like me to advertise Hull? My mum is probably the biggest Hull fan there is, so I might do an okay job. :P
(@Star xD I'm good thanks. I've been once, to go to the deep..)
@Silente: XD
That is VERY pink and girly. XD
Bethany: *kisses her back*
Claire: *she frowns* Really, Silente? *sighs* Fine...
Liliana: I have the capacity to own my own realm, I have not yet found one suitable, or convinced my mother to give me one. If you attempt to harm this world, I will stand against you. Not because I am some kind of hero - simply because destroying this realm is not taking full advantage of it, and it will prevent me from taking advantage of it myself.
(@Star it's revenge on Claire for the hello kitty room she ended up with *grins*)
*smirks*
I'll let you get changed.
*walks out to Beth*
There is limited use in a world so infected by light. I will see it return to darkness after I have had my fill of amusement. Stand against me if you wish.
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