Monday, September 24, 2012

Lots and Lots of Photos

Okay then, as promised, documented evidence that show you Minions are an incredibly creative bunch...

Here is the first batch of stuff I was given while on the KOTW tour.


I've started to only pack half a bag every time I go away, because the amount of things I'm given while signing is just astronomical. What usually happens is that my publicist takes anything I can't fit onto the plane and sends it on to me afterwards. Well, the final package has arrived, so here I am to give you a brief pictorial rundown.


A skull! Signed by "le gang"! And a picture from the irrepressible one, Becky...


I don't have room to put up all of the artwork I was handed, but here are some pieces that stood out...







And I was also given books! One Minion had illustrated my biography blurbs- wonderfully unique idea! And in Liverpool I was handed Project Baguette, a collection of letters and notes and drawings and all kinds of coolness.



And elsewhere in the UK I was given a box! A wonderful little box!


But what's INSIDE the wonderful little box? Is it, perhaps, a set of wonderfully TINY Skulduggery books? It is!


The pic below is so cool. For those of you who can't spot the similarity, this is Super Derek, sitting on a stack of books, reading one with, er, his tongue hanging out of his mouth...

Quite simply one of the CUTEST things I've ever been given.



I've shown this one before, but I figured I'd do it again, and add in another two Skulduggerys (one from this tour, another from... three years ago, maybe...?)



And this! This Raggy Skulduggery that SHE WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP!


Because of the unfortunate lack of Skulduggery merchandise, many of you have had to improvise. Some of you, ahem, have improvised better than others...





Ah, the Tall Bonde! One of my favourites! You've seen her picture here before (I doubt you've forgotten it) but here is a picture of the BACK of Sabrina Sparrow's T-shirt...


And this is Sabrina's partner-in-crime Becky, giving a suitably deadpan freedom sign...



Naturally, Sabrina and Becky came with their banner- much like they did the LAST time they turned up...

(Present)

(Past)

And here's a picture of Mable and Sherlock totally agreeing with the message in my kitchen...


As I was shifting these pictures from my phone, I came across a few I'd taken in Germany a few years ago...



See that? Stylish AND practical!

And to finish it off, here's a picture of my cousin Michael, who came to one of the events in Australia and looked, it has to be said, AWESOME.


Once again, thanks to everyone who came along, and an extra special thanks to those of you who did something extra special.

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Sparky Braginski said...

I have sensitive toes!

Anonymous said...

Hello. Marshmallows are good.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and you people were discussing how many times you've read the books, right? I have read them too many times to count. I'm on my 4th time through KotW, and I only got it a week and a half ago. That should give you a clue. ;)

Willow Storm said...

Hi, Kes!

Anonymous said...

KAL! *hugs* Have a...um...cookie? Yeah, that sounds right.

Anonymous said...

WILLOW!!!!!*hugs*

Willow Storm said...

*hugs back*
How are you?

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg now - fours!

Sparky Braginski said...

Cupcake!

Kal, I remember the first time we spoke, you have me a cupcake.

I could not have been any happier that moment, I swear.

A cupcake from Kal.

*noms it*

Willow Storm said...

Bye, Ink!

Anonymous said...

Bye Star!

I'm fine, Willow, there's something wonky going on with my vision. You?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey guys sorry I wasn't on.
* blushes*
It took me a couple of hours to realise that new comments weren't coming up because I was on an old page.

Flame Phoenix said...

*tickles Sparky's toes*

Uilliam Kinsella said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks Flame*

Stop it.

Willow Storm said...

I could be better.

Hi, Eden!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

It could be worse,
In some countries people beat other people's feet as a form of state interrogation and punishment.

Anonymous said...

Hi eden!

Eden, Flame, And Kal, would you guys mind writing a short story about the first time your OC met Skul & Co. and sending it to me at kestrelstarr@gmail.com? I am putting them all in a book which may eventually find its way into derek's mailbox.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

My wha?
Okay, I assume that means my personal character.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Kal!

And yeah, Eden, OC=Original Character

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey Kal,
Your lucky, you already got to meet them in the books.

Anonymous said...

http://kestrellestarre.deviantart.com/art/Ghastly-Bespoke-Powers-329850526?ga_submit=10%3A1348955604

What do you guys think?

Anonymous said...

Eden, yeah, that IS true. *is jealous of Kal*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay.
* smiles *
I will do my best.

Flame Phoenix said...

Aw, I like tickling people...

Willow Storm said...

Ew, I have to go shopping, tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Eden!

Flame I am not ticklish! *sticks tongue out and runs away*

Anonymous said...

Willow, what kind of shopping. In my experience(which is very little) book shopping is the only good kind of shopping.

Willow Storm said...

Clothes shopping. I apparently need more skirts and dresses.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Exactly.
If I do say so myself it is also the most important.
(After clothes, food and house shopping)

Anonymous said...

Why? Skirts and dresses are useless.

And Willow, would you mind writing one too?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I have to get a few more bottoms and jumpers because according to my mother " I live in summer clothes".
So we're going to Dublin next weekend.

Anonymous said...

So you will be close to Derek at least. And what is wrong with summer clothes?

Flame Phoenix said...

TODAY'S STAURDAY?

RIGHT?

THE 29th !

AND WILLOW. YOU'RE HERE?

*hugs*

That just dawned on me.

Willow Storm said...

Kes, I'll try and find the time to do it. I have loads of things on at the moment.

Anonymous said...

*laughs at Flame* She said the 27th I think actually.

Anonymous said...

Alright, Willow, thanks.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Well, in my mothers opinion I will freeze to death or have a bad cold.
And I don't get it anyway because if I wear anything ( mostly rugby shirts because they suit me. Not because I'm fat or anything) I roll the sleeves up to the elbows.

Anonymous said...

heh.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello, fellow weirdos!

Flame Phoenix said...

29th, Kessie

Willow Storm said...

It was the 27th.
I attempted and failed.

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!

BAD WILLOW

Willow Storm said...

Hi, Val

Uilliam Kinsella said...

The 27th was my little brothers birthday.

Anonymous said...

Great.

How are you Val?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hi val.
* holds hand out for the weirdo handshake *
If your really weird you'll know it.

Anonymous said...

*slaps hand down* You didn't offer ME the weirdo handshake! *glares*

Flame Phoenix said...

That's 'cos Ivy there, IS the WEIRDEST.

That right, Ivs?

Anonymous said...

I have to go, bye!

bbl

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ah that is because this is a test, if your really weird you don't shake hands you do this.
* runs around like mad laughing like a looney *
Ow * runs into a branch*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Bye Kessie.

Willow Storm said...

My name is a code-word for alcohol.
*giggles*

Willow Storm said...

Bye, Kes!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

What do you mean?
* thinks of all the booze code words.
Lightbulb turns on*
Is your name booze?

Willow Storm said...

No, no, no.
My name is Emily.
I was looking it up in urban dictionary.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Oh
* deflates *
I didn't know Emily is a code for booze.

Flame Phoenix said...

Eden's is John.

Right John?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ooh, see what William is if its in it at all.
* grins in anticipation*

Willow Storm said...

Either did I.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Nope,my name is not John therefore it is not the slang for toilet.
My real name is Uilliam.

Willow Storm said...

I hate being one of hate tallest people in my school.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ta Uilliam an gaeilge ar William.

Flame Phoenix said...

Uilliam?

I prefer John.


Let's call you John.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Well I'd take being the tallest over being in the bottom few. ( maybe ten or twenty out of over 700 people)

Flame Phoenix said...

Or Séan, or whatever.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay,
Flames name is Larry.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Or seamus or whatever.

Willow Storm said...

I can't imagine Flame as a Larry.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Neither can I and I can't imagine myself as a John or a Seamus.
So that's why I prefer Eden, as is written on the posts or if you must Uilliam V since I am the fifth Uilliam/William in my family.
( pronounced ill-ee-um or ill-yum if you say it fast)

Willow Storm said...

I'm going to put liquid eyeliner on my eye again so the whites of them go grey again.

Flame Phoenix said...

Irish for John is Séan.


Irish for James is Seamus.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Why?
* thinks about how much question I ask *
* shrugs*

Willow Storm said...

Because, Eden, it looks nice with my blue eyes.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Oh that's why you said Sean.
I just said the first name I thought of after Larry.
Would the Irish Larry be Lar ?
Like Lar Corbiett

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Corbett*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

@willow I suppose blue does go with grey but doesn't that do damage to your eye?

Willow Storm said...

It's stings a little. But, it doesn't hurt.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hurting is one thing but does it damage your eyes,
Are you ruining your eye site by doing it?

Ebony Law said...

Hallo? ;-;

Willow Storm said...

No clue. But they've gone back to white, now.

Ebony Law said...

Oh lovely. I'm with a bunch of people I don't know. Uh. Hi, I suppose.

Ebony Law said...

Eden, its... Eyesight

Willow Storm said...

Hi Jaden!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
Here's a muffin
*gives a muffin*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello Mr Dark.
I'm Eden Threatening, teleporter, symbolist, smart, strong, good looking and downright awesome.
* holds out hand*

Ebony Law said...

Hello?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know, my iPads correct type gives me grief.

Willow Storm said...

HELLO

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello
* smiles *

Ebony Law said...

You think a lot of yourself, Mr. Threatening... I like it. I'm not of the SP universe. I'm a Peacekeeper. I master the four regular elements and the four irregular. Electricity, metal, ice and darkness.

And I don't take nicely to morons. You... Should definitely not forget that.

Ebony Law said...

Yes I'm on an iPod. Much worse.

Willow Storm said...

Jaden, do I seem like a moron?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay, I knew most of that because I read your profile info.
And what district do live in Mr Dark or may I call you Jade?

Flame Phoenix said...

Eden's definitely a moron.


Hi, Jaden.

I'm Phoenix.
That's as much as you need to know, really.
That's all you're gonna know, really.


Uilliam Kinsella said...

Jaden*

Ebony Law said...

And I have white hair, blue eyes.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Flame please, I am not a moron it's hut that I have a bit of a problem when it comes to shutting my mouth.
* grins *
But I'm working on it.

Ebony Law said...

Flame I know you. It's dill pickle.

Flame Phoenix said...

IPod's are bitches.


*flicks Eden*


Use grammar, child! *You live in Mr. Dark, or may I call you Jaden. Jade is a girl's name.

And did Eden seem like a moron?

Ebony Law said...

Well I'm not sure...

Flame Phoenix said...

Eden since when?

You wrote that comment?

*smiles*

Jaden, I'm not sure I know you..

Flame Phoenix said...

You'd better make the presumption earlier on, he normaly does offend.

That's his probelmous 'big mouth syndrome'.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello again!

I am sincerely sorry for disappearing earlier. My apologies.

Just kidding. Anyway, how is everyone?

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm sorry I'm taking the piss out of you, Eden. It's a rare occasion I get to.

Willow Storm said...

I am a child.

Ebony Law said...

Oh I got first comment. I dedicate this to... My new storyline and in the hope I get my book... Um. Work in progress finished and published.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Just*
Oh I'm fine Val.

Willow Storm said...

Hi, Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just made a clay sculpture of Derek riding a unicorn...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Cool, what is this book/work in progress called.
And Flame what age are you?

Ebony Law said...

Flame. It's Dylan. Kai.

Flame Phoenix said...

Hey Val!

DO you know, Jaden?

I wanna get published.

Luciana said...

I just read Star'd comments...

I don't know whether I'm crying because of what she wrote or if I'm crying because of the pain..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FLAME! *pokes him in the eye*

Flame Phoenix said...

I THOUGHT SO!

OMG. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID DILLON QUIKSILVER!

Man, I used to love you.

How's life?

Flame Phoenix said...

For about the millionth time, Eden, I'm 13.

A year older than you!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ah but in two months I'll be 13 so ha.
And hi Luce.

Luciana said...

Star's*

I hate my phone.

I hate being tired.

I hate sleep.

Ebony Law said...

It's name? Oh I hadn't thought about THAT yet. Uhhhh.

Oh oh.


The Darkness Within. Hehhehe. >:)

It's a book with a twist in the end. And there will be a sequel.

Luciana said...

Hello, Eden. :)

Flame Phoenix said...

In 5 months I'm fourteen.

So yeah.

Willow Storm said...

Sorry, I had to be on the phone.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Cool, I need to find a replacement for that word.
What about splendid?
No too girly and posh.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

In 7 months exactly I'm fourteen.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Yes, but Flame,there will be a brief period for three months where we will be the same age.
* grins*

Ebony Law said...

You. Hate. Sleep.? F**king crazy, woman.

Willow Storm said...

I feel very young.

Luciana said...

Long story about why I hate sleep.

Let's cut it short, my imagination can scar pretty much anybody. Including me, apparently. And then it causes me to have attacks, so...

...You guys are making me feel old...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Why?
What age are you?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Age is only a number and in the mind.

Ebony Law said...

Yeah you are young. I turn seventeen in six months. Or five and a bit. Or... Oh fahk this. I'm seventeen next year.


c:

Luciana said...

I'm sixteen in November, my dear. But I act like a three year old and have a greater mental capacity than a 30 year old.

Flame Phoenix said...

Eden, I'm going to die within those three months.

Hello Lucianna. *hugies*

how areth you, my favourite person to email and talk to with our convos?

Ebony Law said...

You know, One Direction has a song about sex?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*gags* Gross. One Direction.

Luciana said...

*hugs Flame* Hello. :3

I'm tired. But I had about 4hours sleep before coming back here. Which is a lot for me....It's irritating. It means my illness is getting worse. I only sleep for a long time when I'm seriously ill. So, basically, not so good. And msd - phone may die.

How are you, sweetie?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Really, what is it called.

Ebony Law said...

And if you piss me off by hating on 1D simply because I'm a boy and I like them... ILL CUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP. Clear? C:

Uilliam Kinsella said...

It only makes them even worse than they seem.
* gags at 1d

Uilliam Kinsella said...

*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Fine. Clear.


I hate them because I think they're stupid.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Oh I don't care who likes them.
I think their songs are quite good it's just I hate their hair.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I think that's what makes you beautiful is brilliant.

Luciana said...

I like 1D's talent and the fact that my friend knows two of them. But I don't like the music they're singing now...

I like my k-pop and rock. C:

Ebony Law said...

It's called up all night. "people going all the way" which was when Louis dry humped the air in the concert. "don't care bout the table breaking" "I'm gonna do it all with you" definitely about sex.

Willow Storm said...

I'm not looking forward to Christmas.

Ebony Law said...

Their hair is the best part. And yes, I'm also bisexual, and yes I think Styles is hot.

Flame Phoenix said...

I FOUND DARK DAYS!

Luciana said...

And when I say friend I mean a friend of one of my only two friends because I don't get along with people.

*shrugs* People are obnoxious, anyway.

Major msd! D:

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Definitely, no question about it.
Can't believe they went that way, I thought the direction they were heading in was fine but then it goes to show you there's only one direction in the music industry.
* smiles at the realisation of joke*

Luciana said...

I have five editions of Dark Days. D,:

I NEED MORE.

Anonymous said...

Hello people of Blogland! (I'm assuming you're human)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have five Dark Days copies too :)

Anonymous said...

L., I only have 1! *gasp* However, I am saving up to buy the hardcovers, so...

Anonymous said...

My collection suddenly seems very small. My parents don't approve of SP, so when I buy extra copies I get a loooooooooooooooong lecture on how I'm wasting my money.

Anonymous said...

strike that, they don't approve of my OBSESSION with SP.

Willow Storm said...

It's only half twelve and I'm ready to go to sleep? Something is wrong, very wrong.

Luciana said...

There's only one edition of DD I don't have from UK/Ireland. And that's the one with the number on the side.

I have all TFO editions, though! And I'm buying the last SP edition I'm lacking - large paperback. C':

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know what you mean Luce.
I have one real friend in school and one of the things we have in common is that we think half the class are idiots.
( they are you should see them in French)

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm OK Lucianna, I'm OK.

Shit...

Where's the first one...

*sighs*

Anonymous said...

L., as soon as I get enough money, I am going to mass order SP books. At the moment I only have 10. ):

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I have two copies of dd , the first edition paperback and the revised artwork paperback one.

Anonymous said...

*laughs at Flame*

I am lending my US copy of the first one to someone and they've had it for over a week...I shall reclaim it MOnday.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I have 11 but one of them is in Spain.

Ebony Law said...

Yeah, well 1D aren't all the nice cute boys they think the band is. They actually got really dirty minds. Niall calls boobs chicken fillets. <3

Willow Storm said...

My SP books are ruined. I am never lending anyone books again. Unless, they're Rose or Komodo.

Luciana said...

Kes, I have 40 SP books. My grandparents told me they'll buy me at least three more for my birthday. I'm buying at least one more, myself. And then my uncle will probably buy me a couple.

Then I can buy all the USA editions.

Then the Australian editions.

Then the French editions.

Then the Spanish editions.

Then, hopefully, I'll learn a new language - maybe German? So I can morrrrrreeee Skulduggery. XD

Anonymous said...

I have 2 copies of the first one(U.S., and the UK one with the colored pages), 2 of PWF(same as SP), 1 of TFO(UK coloured pages), 1 of DD(UK paperback), 1 of MC(UK paperback), 1 of DB(large paperback) one of TEOTW, and 1 of KotW(large paperback)

Uilliam Kinsella said...

What the f***, I think that's just wrong.
And my brother lent someone in his class my signed hardback of DB.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ooh 12, I forgot TEOTW.

Anonymous said...

Why on earth would he do that?

And the person I lent it too lost his reading glasses for a couple days, so he kind of has an excuse.

But a HARDBACKED SIGNED DEATH BRINGER?!?!!

Flame Phoenix said...

Sure on tour Niall masturbated to 'pass the boredom'.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know, he stole it from my bedroom and brought it to school.
He was so lucky that it was fine or I would have cut him a new one.

Anonymous said...

That's...lovely.

Flame Phoenix said...

I lent my HG books to peggy.

She lent the first one to her cousin.

I haven't gotten it back

I've got the 2nd and third but not the first.

I'll ask her again on monday.

Anonymous said...

YOUR COPY! I thought you meant HIS! That is just...cruel.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, I'm gonna be distant now, because I'm writing.

Luciana said...

SP-
Hardback x 2
Proof Copy x 1
Orange pages paperback x 1
White edged paperback x 2
New paperback x 2
Battlepack x 1

AND SOON I SHALL BUY ANOTHER. C':

I need the large paperback editions of...

SP
PWF
MC
DB
KotW

And the collectors edition hardbacks of...

MC
DB

And DD with a number on the side.

And then I'll have completed the UK/Ireland collections. XD

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay.
* mental note only ever listen to lyric videos of 1d never look at the actual weirdos * ( and I mean weirdo in a bad way)

Willow Storm said...

Why the f*ck is the pipe band out?
It's ruining this song.
SHUT UP, HOOLIGANS!

Anonymous said...

Alright.

Jaden, would you mind writing a short story about the first time your OC met Skul & Co.? I am putting them all in a book which MAY find its way into Derek's mailbox.

Ebony Law said...

He did not. :o but I gotta say, I'm a teen boy who gets bored a lot. So I... Uh.


I REGRET NOTHING


Look at this


http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?feature=related&v=1o3fcUH-yPQ

Flame Phoenix said...

IVY WHAT YA WRITING??

Anonymous said...

L., I am officially jealous.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

A STORY ABOUT ME AND DEREK IN SOME FOREST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE UNICORNS c:

Flame Phoenix said...

Lovely, Jaden.


And What Be That?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of which...Derek LIED to us. He sadi UNICORNS didn't exist!

Luciana said...

*laughs* Jaden, you're rather amusing... (':

Kes, a lot of people are. Then they see Becky's collection. :P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know! I started laughing, because I thought Skul was joking.

Flame Phoenix said...

WRITE THE IVY STORY!

YOU SAID IT'D GET PUBLISHED.

WRIIIIIIIIIIIITE

Derek Landy said...

Kallista- in general, a true name is a single name, like Argeddion, or Rumplestilskin...

Zaf- Hopefully I'll get the chance to explain how Sanguine sees somewhere in the next two books, or maybe in a short story...

Derek Landy said...

Now I'm going to bed. Night all!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK!



I GOT YOUR BOOKS IN THE MAIL!

Anonymous said...

http://kestrellestarre.deviantart.com/

Look at my FANART!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO! DON'T GO TO BED! STAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

Luciana said...

Derekkkkkk. *hugs* night!

Anonymous said...

DEREK! OHmigod ohmigod!

HI!!!

Damn, I forgot to ask my question.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just spazzed out and almost threw the laptop because I saw Derek commented and was excited....

Anonymous said...

*crosses fingers* PLEASE answer.

Who would win in a fight: Skul or China, if Skul didn't let Vile out?

Willow Storm said...

Night, Derek. You go to bed very early.

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