Thursday, June 21, 2012

Chapter One

Ladies and gentlemen...

"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.

Consume.


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Eve the ROCK said...

Nah, I'm just watching a movie, that's all

Nicole Cerundolo said...

And I just got here. :3

Nixion Strange said...

I miss how things used to be as well

Gepard Valk said...

So... *introduces self*

My name's Gepard Valk. I'm an Elemental with the added power of lightning. << This is the character from the novel I'm writing which is currently at 37,000 words. I am a writer and I like to nom people. I am also gay, so homophobes best be runnin'.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hello, Gepard! I'm Ruby. Ruby Shadowspinner. :D

...I really haven't developed my character at all yet. I should do that sometime.

Nixion Strange said...

I am Nixion Strange...
Ah, I can't be bothered

brb

Nixion Strange said...

btw, I'm a BoneBreaker

Gepard Valk said...

Nixion: *GASP* Don't break me...

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm Eve, and I'm a butterfly!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

That... is a bit awkward... XD

Bonebreaker? Interesting. Never met one before. :D

Nicole Cerundolo said...

A BUTTERFLY! OH MY GOSH! JUST LIKE WHATSHISNAME XD

I like butterflies. I was a dragon a few moments ago, but I wanted to keep posting so I changed back.

Unapplicable. said...

I'm - er - Calamity.
Nothing else, really.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm insane in the membrain

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm watching The Ring

Eve the ROCK said...

The Ring 2, actually

Gepard Valk said...

Eve: *pets*

Ruby: We used to have a dragon... she flew away. *sniff*

Calamity: *noms your hair*

Nixion: We all are. Hehe haha MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nixion Strange said...

I put a dangerous, active volcano in blogland
*points to it, and smoke rises out of the top*

Gepard Valk said...

*walks over to volcano* Nice.

I made a never-ending fire on which everyone burns their bras.

Eve the ROCK said...

*wing is broken because of Gep's petting*

Agh! You have maimed me!

Nixion Strange said...

*volcano starts to spew magma*

Gepard Valk said...

*looks down at Eve* D: Um.. Um, here! *helps her fly using by manipulating the air* ^.^

*runs from volcano* *dives off of Blogland and lands in the jello pit beneath*

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay! Butterflies fly! Fly high in the sky!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Yay! Butterflies fly!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Morning!!!!!

I missed Derek again...he poofed. I swear it wasnt me.

Scratch that, maybe my ninja penguins ate him

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Zafira!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi, Zafira!!

Wait. Don't tell me I missed the Golden God? ><

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya! Thinking of my crazy friends.....xD Celine scared me. And my drmonic Nikki is insane. They terrified me. I was innocent!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ruby he litterally said happy birthday to someone then poofed

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Nooooo TT . TT

I wanna tell him that I'm working on the drawing for him... aw...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

It's sorta come to a standstill, because I need someone to do something so I know how to draw it, but...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He'll come..... I know he will.

Or else my ninja penguins come....

*gives spoons to everyone*

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Spoon! Thank you. Thank you... so much.

*tears up*

I- I'm touched.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If the penguins come toss them a spoon. Derek failed to do that multiple times.....his awesome aura saved him.

Nixion Strange said...

*takes spoon*
*nods*
*goes on a killing spree with it*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*wanders aimlessly*

hey guys lets play catch with Scapegrace's head!!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I'll pass, thanks.

*noms on computer mouse*

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats spoon*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mmmm ok fine.

*drop kicks Scapegrace's head into Wreath*

Oops! Better Wreath then Derek!

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to go to bed now

Bye guys!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night!

Eve the ROCK said...

That's it. It's after the 22nd for Adelaide, so I'm going to go ask who won the damn competition

Minion said...

moooooore...we want MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Minion!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya peoples. Ugh.....i might be a while. While was at drama camp my mother ever so kindly ripped my school clothes off their hangers and threw them in a pile blaming me. Yelling that apparently i need to clean up "my mess" it aint my mess. Its her dang mess.

Georgina Howlett said...

DEEEEREEEEK

I may be coming to see you again this year C:

Don't worry, there's not 17+ books/things this time.

Just... Hang on... 6? Maybe?

Yay c:

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, Zafira, I suggest you go clean up your mess :P

Fireworks? Really?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Georgina! I know a George and a Georgia, and now I know a Georgina!

Cat said...

Derek. Landy. I. Hate. You.
Want you to know its personal.

Cat said...

Hello?

Cat said...

Where is everyones?

Cat said...

five minutes before i came on, someone said hi. now im on for fifteen and
EVVERRYYYYYYOONEESSSSSS DEEEEEADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLL DDEEEEEEEEADDDDDDDD@
dddddddddddDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEKSSSSSSSSSSS DEAD!!!!!!
IM dDEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cat said...

GOODBY, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS WORLD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh im back....

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

BOO!

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

GUYS???? IS NOBODY HERE???? GAAAAHHHHHHH._.

Willow Storm said...

I AM.

Willow Storm said...

I AM.

Star Inkbright said...

SPARKY CAME BACK!!!!!!!!! :D

. . . And, for some reason, I am unable to read the chapter . . . :'(

Going now, fours!

Willow Storm said...

Bye Ink!

Adra Cruciatus said...

Derek. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
I actually went to Ireland the other day for about 8 days. Kinda geeked out when I went to a lot of places that were mentioned in the books. MacGillycuddy's Reeks... The cafe on Duke Street. Right next to the Ben and Jerry's, I believe... :D
Thank. You.
~Adrasdos Dark

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Noooooo!!!
They are STILL going through the 10x awesome comp

More waiting

Oh, hello there!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ahem
It says so on the SP website
*points to it*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Please tell me you are all still here

Willow Storm said...

I'm here but I have to go.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK Willow

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*frowns*
people disappear on me WAY too often
It's happening with alarming regularity

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*sighs*
I'm going to bed now
1am here

Goodnight Blogland!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

One PM here. I have to go anyway. Bibi, all! <3

Flame Phoenix said...

Ok, anyone win?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Back for no reason

No, didn't you see the update on the website??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

They're STILL going through the entries

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Thats what it said on the website anyway

Flame Phoenix said...

OH!

SO I COULD STILL WIN>

*hopes*

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah so no one has been told yet.
Thats depressing. I say he got loads of entries lol

Hey everyone by the way lol

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oooh

Anonymous said...

Oh my goddess... *rushes off to the page*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi everyone that has joined or come back or was here and I didn't notice!

Unknown said...

read it. i want to read mooree!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I know
*stares of into distance, waiting for KOTW to be in her hands*

Unknown said...

havent pre-ordered it yet :/

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*off

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I don't preorder, I buy it when it's on the shelfs at the bookstore

Unknown said...

yeh normally i do that. but im too excited. dont usually buy online. i prefer bookstores. waterstones :D

Flame Phoenix said...

WHO IS FINNICK?

WHAT BOOK IS HE FROM>

Unknown said...

THE HUNGER GAMES!

Unknown said...

CATCHING FIRE AND MOCKINGJAY

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yeah, bookstores are better cuz you go buy the book you want then wander around the shelves, wasting time and seeing if you have enough money for another book

Flame Phoenix said...

WATERSTONES FOR THE WIN

i AM READING CATHCING FIRE

HE ISNT IN IT!!

Unknown said...

what bit are you at?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Finnick!!
I was baffled for a minute then remembered

Flame Phoenix said...

chapther 9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Trust me Flame, Finnick is in there

Unknown said...

WATERSTONES= BEST SHOP EVER.

FINNICK COMES IN, IN THE MIDDLE IN THE QUARTER QUELL. i hope i havent said too much :/

Stella Hazel Book said...

soooooooo good!
*in awe*

Unknown said...

you will get to him later

Flame Phoenix said...

No..


I don't think so.

WHO IS HE?

UNLESS HE'S LIKE REAL IMPORTANT.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

In Perth, we have a store called Westbooks
Theyre epic
I got a giant Skul-man from them

Unknown said...

HAVE THEY GONE TO THE QUARTER QUELL YET?

Stella Hazel Book said...

is this the hunger games?

Stella Hazel Book said...

coz finnick's one of my fav characters!

Unknown said...

WHERE ON EARTH IS PERTH?!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Stella!!

Unknown said...

YES it is the hunger games and finnick is my favourite character (oh and clove)

Stella Hazel Book said...

hi Miss Cain and Finnick/ Davis

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE PERTH IS?!

*points at Perth, in Western Australia on the map*
there

Stella Hazel Book said...

kl!

Unknown said...

how do u pronouce odair? my ex- friend said u pronounced it odeer?

Unknown said...

you live in australia? or u just visited? confused.com thats the other side of the world!

Stella Hazel Book said...

i thought it was ohdair as is the air we breathe

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

How did you NOT know where Perth is??

Unknown said...

same :/

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I LIVE in Aus

Unknown said...

i live on the other side of the world

Anonymous said...

I'm going to see this for my birthday... *hopes the pic saved*

Drew O'Connor said...

Hunger Games??

Unknown said...

brave

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yes it has worked Phoenix

Stella Hazel Book said...

i know perth but only thro geography coz I live in England. I mean, I knew it was in Australia, but until Y5 geography i didnt no exactly where.

Anonymous said...

Oh-dare. That's how I've been saying it...

Stella Hazel Book said...

hi pheonix and emerald!

Unknown said...

i love the hunger games! go finnick and clove and effie and cato.

Stella Hazel Book said...

yere, same pheonix.

Anonymous said...

And yeah, Brave. Just came out today... Gotta go.

Unknown said...

i live in england so why would i know where "perth" is

Drew O'Connor said...

Heya Stella!!

What the hell are ye all on about?
Hunger games?

Flame Phoenix said...

shush emerald.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Kind of Emerald
We're partially talking about the location of Perth

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

2:20am here

Whoop di doo!!

Stella Hazel Book said...

were partially talking about perth and partially talking about the book the hunger games.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Exactly what Stella said
And just whatever comes to mind

Stella Hazel Book said...

my golden god y r u up that late/ early????? It's 7:18 pm here.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yeah, I am sometimes, only on weekends
Weekdays it's 11:45pm

The latest I've gone to bed was at 3am

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

But that was the weekend

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

My friend has done an all-nighter for 3 nights in a row

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*re-reads my comments*
God, I make us sound crazy

Stella Hazel Book said...

ok. right. I've gone to bed 1ce @ 1:15 am, but I usually go to bed 9:30 weekdays and 10 weekends.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Normally on the weekends I go to sleep whenever

Stella Hazel Book said...

how old r u?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm 11

Stella Hazel Book said...

ur younger than me!!!!!! and u go to bed wenever @ weekends! I'm so jealous!

Unknown said...

i go to bed at 10:30 weekdays. whenever on weekends

Unknown said...

ur 11! really! thats so weird:O

Stella Hazel Book said...

lucky u.

Unknown said...

youngster

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well, my mum doesnt know I'm up
So thats 1

2 is that I make sure mum and dad are asleep THEN have fun and stay up

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

And by fun I mean iPad marathon

Unknown said...

11 :o!!!

Stella Hazel Book said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah. k.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yep, 11

Unknown said...

ur 11? seriously! :O

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

12 in October

Unknown said...

omd im typeless

Unknown said...

what year are you in

Stella Hazel Book said...

still. im 12 and my bday's in august.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm 11
I look like a 15yr old
I'm as tall as a 15yr old

Unknown said...

! my birthdays next week! :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm in grade 6

Unknown said...

how tall are you?

Unknown said...

whats grade 6

Stella Hazel Book said...

happy birthday 4 next week! how old will u be?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Uhhhh
1.75ish meters

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Year 6
Ahhh whatever it is in other languages

Oh, wait, Aus curriculum

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

It's probably hard to explain...

Unknown said...

u measure in metres. okay?

Unknown said...

woah im in yr 8

Stella Hazel Book said...

aaaaaaaaaah, kl. ud b in Y8 then, same as me. Sorry, got 2 go!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Meters and centimeters and kilometers and those type

Unknown said...

i measure my height in feet

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Stella!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

We measure heights in centimeters and meters

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

2:42am

Unknown said...

hmm im shocked by this whole conversation

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

People say that when they ask me about my age and stuff in general

Unknown said...

heheh xD

Unknown said...

hm

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

x
D
x

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Kind of works...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Was meant to look like a dead person

Unknown said...

ur pictures starting to freak me out

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Triumph!!
1st!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I dedicate this page to KOTW
Cuz it's gonna be epic...

Unknown said...

yep . :O

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Zaf!

Unknown said...

bye gtg now

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Finnick!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Alrightio
I've got to sleep
3:00am

Good night!! Or morning or whatever

Anonymous said...

Hi again.

Anonymous said...

Oh, wow, everybody left...

Anonymous said...

Heeellloooo...?

Anonymous said...

Three in a row.

Anonymous said...

Four.

Anonymous said...

Five.

Anonymous said...

Six.

Anonymous said...

Seven! Record!

Anonymous said...

Nine!

Anonymous said...

Ten!

Anonymous said...

Eleven!

Anonymous said...

Twelve!

Anonymous said...

Thirteen, fourteen!

Anonymous said...

Fourteen (make that fifteen) comments in a row. RECORD!

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