Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.
My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.
When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.
And now for something completely different...
How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...
I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.
Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.
To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.
Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.
Annnnnyway...
I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...
Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.
And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .
( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)
Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.
Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.
And NOW I'm going to make lunch.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
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I'm still here though. :)
*looks concerned*
Ashamed? About what?
*snorts*
Sparky, im always ashamed
Oh, sorry, butting in...
Why were you ashamed?
Ashamed about bing about to tell you to stop acting like that when...
Yes.
*sighs*
I'm butting in too...
*being
When...?
*playing guitar now*
that's no reason to be ashamed
Honestly, you're all such good people, who get guilty over nothing it makes me feel evil
I still don't understand.
You could just email it to me if you like...
Mist, she was going to...
i don't know how to say this
Enough with all these ellipsis! I am the one meant to use them excessively!
are you...
sorry...
Sent.
*reads email*
...Oh...
Brb...
i'm pretty sure im right, you were going to... ummm, you know
...It...but the...that defeats the entire...the...
*sits down against tree, head in hands*
please be back Sparky...
she was going to k____ herself, wasn't she
I'm not here anymore.
*fades into tree*
but was she?
all this depressing stuff!
*shouts*
I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!
*normal voice*
Why is there a depressing mood... how'd it come to be? why is it here!
GAH!
because a lot of people come here to escape their real lives
Back.
What does it defeat Zath?
Sparky, what exactly were you going to do?
There's a reason I said it in an e-mail.
...oh... I'm still very new here so... I didn't realize that. :(
My life's not too bad... It has it's problems but, I could always deal with it...
There is no problem.
Nothing is wrong.
...*is not sure what to say*...
Nothing has changed, nothing is different, nothing is bothering me.
Nothing. Is. Wrong.
fine
i'll be goin then, im feeling left out of the conversation
Im still watching, but not really here
Zath, please answer my question.
*pokes head out of tree*
What question again?
Defeats what?
*looks at my comment*
Oh, that.
I'm going to post something on my blog... It's going to be up soon... Still here, but doing that at the same time.
Sent.
sorry, that sounded really sulky
There's just some stuff going on... never mind
I haven't got it yet...
Not yet...
Sent another one too.
Haven't gotten anything yet.
Still checking though.
Now?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've read them now...
*nods and retreats back into tree*
I sent something to you Zath.
*looks back out over cliff*
...
Replied.
Replied.
*stands up and sits with legs dangling over edge of cliff*
Replied.
*looks at Sparky sadly from behind*
Replied again.
*sighs*
I leave in 6 mins...
Me too, Sparky. Still here at the moment. Please see my new post.
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/funny-cat-photos-i-found-on-internet.html
I think you'll like them :)
They're funny.
Replied.
Gah...
*lays in hammock with eyes shut*
*waves at Ink*
I know right! XD That's why I like and posted them. :) Seriously though, there are more on the way. I have so many!
hello
Ink! I can't see you! and I have to go soon! See my new post if you didn't already!
Bye.
Me too, gtg now. Bye everyone! Bye Sparky!
Bye Lavendar and Sparky
Hello Alexandar
This is good night for me!
Bye.
*Alexandra
1.
THE TREE
There isn’t a very easy way to put this. There isn’t an easy way, a logical way, a scientific way or a technical way. There is a literal way, and that is the only way, the brutal way, the way that makes me say what I need to flat out, even though it doesn’t actually make any sense. And, as I said, twice now I think, it isn’t easy.
But if that’s how I’m meant to say it, then that’s how I’ll say it. So here I go. I’m about to tell you the thing that makes no sense. Ahahahaha. Yeah, this is the way that doesn’t involve stalling. And yet, here I am. Yeah, OK, that was feeble.
Fine: I am stuck inside a tree.
Yes, you read it correctly, that is no mistake, though many are likely to present themselves throughout this documentation. I am stuck inside a tree. For seven years now. Seven years and three days. And I don’t even know how.
... you are odd Mist
brb
*vanishes irritably*
we're all odd
Good writing though! not sure where you're going, but good writing
brb
A message to Derek...
I am a huge fan, even though i dont post on your blog on countless occasions having convosations with your other minions... I am SOOO happy that your coming to Australia! I am freaking out right now :D but i cant go to see you :( so i just wanted to comment on your blog because, well its as close i will get to communicating with you. I feel bad to say that i am probably to caught in the crowd to see you, my friends are having ineventions for me becuase they think im over obsessed with SP. Congradulations on your recent book TEOTW, i personly thought it was AMAZING! Make sure you get to actually enjoy Australia rather than thinking its just a dull buisness trip. Dont get sick of your self because if you do, then Skulduggery's ego will burn out aswell, and nobody wants that.
I must go now so keep up the great work :)
hi
did Mist leave?
it's very hard to talk to you when your comments keep disapearing
i think so
hmmm...
Blah! I have to keep refreshing this page, so sorry if i reply at a irrelevent time
im sure you think it possible might be. Maybe
Nah, im kidding
im going soon
same
*storms in and launches a fist at tree-house before remembering Gab put up indestructible symbols into it*
*screams angrily and storms out again*
he's comming to Aus! can't wait
Mist?
you okay?
...Does...it...SOUND...like...I'm...OK?
not especially
no, i can't say it does
What's wrong?
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Whats wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?!
umm did u have a fight?
yes, what's wrong?
Oh, well. Nothing's wrong.
and stop answering a question with a question
thats great to hear
THAT IS IF YOU TAKE OUT THE FACT THAT IN THE PAST TWO DAYS I HAVE BEEN FLOODED, LOST MY HOUSE, ALMOST DIED TWICE, WITNESSED BY BROTHER ALMOST DIE, TRAVELED FIVE HOURS AND MOVED HOURS WITH VIRTUALLY NOTHING AS WELL AS LOOSING MOST OF MY POSSESSIONS!
*slaps forehead*
Then what was with the crazy cap-locks and bold?
oh...
omg i hope everything is okay :(
YEAH! "OH!"
*storms out again*
yeah, i guess you're still upset about that...
YOU THINK?!
wait! do u live in Victoria by any chance?
nah, he's a NSW boy
Don't apologize. I'm the one being rude. I'm shouting at you and you don't deserve it.
Just don't talk to me.
ive seen the floods on the news :O :'(
alright...
I have to go now, maybe i'll be back latter
Bye
And I've seen the flood bloody tear up my house!
bye
Bye, Nix.
I'm leaving too.
*leaves*
hmm a a QLD girl, its all over the news about the floods in NSW... is the flood waters going down
...
Golden God, I am not done here. Zath, e-mail.
im going too... bye
*sighs*
Got nothin' yet.
Replied.
...
Sparky?
Great.
I bet Star's given up by this point too.
ARGH!
*pounds fist into tree trunk*
Hello??
Hi Zath.
Lynxia. Finally. Someone. Hello!
*pounds another fist into tree*
It's gone again, Star...
Why don't you just comment under a different account?
I'm here now.
*looks at Zath*
You must not tell a soul.
Hi Zath and Star. Are you here Star?
Am writing your and Eve's part in the fan fic Zath.
Hi Sparky!
*looks at Sparky, dead serious*
I won't. I swear on the life of Earth itself.
*turns and pound third fist into tree trunk which makes a tiny crack*
...Yes!
Awesome, Lynxia.
I got confused at first though, att he cat, because everyone calls me Mist. Most people.
But then I read over it again. xD
But, Sparky. Why did you tell me and not even Val first?
Shadow, when are you gonna write the bit with me?
Yeah, I call you Zath and I used to have a cat called Mist. And one called Night.
I don't know.
It seemed relevant somehow.
You should check your e-mail again.
*eyes wander towards lake*
ARGH!
*pounds several fists into tree trunk*
I said,
Think over all of the sh*it in your mind,
Think over and come to deal with it,
Think over all of the sh*t in your little twisted sick mind.
Monster, Disturbed
I replied already...
Relevant...I suppose...
Yup, it, makes zilch difference.
Guess what I found out this morning - For my music GCSE I need to sing, in Italian!
Thanks Zath.
*eyes wander over the lake, to the cliff*
Urk.
*turns head in opposite direction*
I love it, Star.
*smiles then hits the tree with dagger*
Nice pic Star.
Will be distant now - am writing...
I will only comment if I'm bored or am talked to directly.
Well then Zath, I'll have to talk to you directly, won't I?
I have decided I am bored.
You will, yes.
*nods*
*nods back*
*eyes narrow suspiciously for some reason*
...Whhhy?
*is watching smosh*
ASL!!!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
I don't know. I did say for some reason, it doesn't mean I know what the reason is.
*pulls out twin daggers and viciously attacks tree*
BARBER SHOP POLE!
...
I know exactly what I'm writing as soon as I can.
...OK...
*looks at Shadow*
Secret.
Not fair.
Not fair!
NOT FAIR!
REALLY NOT FAIR!
What!?
Tell meeeeee!
Wwhhyyyyyyy?
Shadow, can you be in it if you don't mind?
I don't think I know what you're talking about either.
Because it's a seeeeecret.
Zath, you too.
Sure. Email me whatever it is.
This page is dedicated to all my friends on blogland, you all know who you are, with a special shout out to Eve because I still owe her. :)
I WANT IN!!!!! Yes, yes, yes!
Speaking of which, EVE, PLEASE GET ON!
I'm on the iTouch, I can't type it.
I'm writing it.
And no one finds out what it is till I'm finished.
Fine...
Wha-!!!!!!!
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :(
...
*sits by tree*
I just had to write out my goodbye's to my grandfather.
Do you know how brutal that is?
It should be done by the end of the week.
DEREK!! Please tell me if you come to Bolton or Manchester this year! I really want to meet you!!!!
I also got TEOTW yesterday! So far it's really good!!!! =D
And I had to do it in three second. Because I-
*pounds tree*
FORGOT!!
I know what's it's like Zath...
*pounds tree harder*
AND IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE, ALL BECAUSE I FORGOT!
*pounds harder*
MY DAMN MEMORY!!!
*grabs Zath's arms* Think of the tree. It won't sound terrible.
It does sound terrible!
It says:
"Goodbye, I hope you're happy and free of pain now."
THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSH*T!!
*swears*
My handwriting is craaaap...
*stands up and walks towards cliff*
It's not that bad. That's like what I put when my gran died.
*looks at the cliff and zones out*
...
*pulls Zath back*
I'm the only one who gets to do that bucko.
*glares*
Says who?
It's my cliff.
*glare intensifies and lightning crackles*
Then I'll make a damn new one.
*makes cliff and walks toward it*
-Groans-
Rock climbing is tiring. I liked wearing my cool fingerless gloves, and showing off by using body momentum to swing my body up, but either way, I'm tired. Like hell.
So, uh, can someone tell me what Ivy's power and weapon is?
I'm not angry about that anymore.
I'm just angry.
So, Zathract. How is your grandfather?
DYLAN, VAL SAID THAT YOU ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOWED TO USE ANY OF HER CHARACTERS EVER!
Ivy said you can't use her character Dylan.
He's dead you daft ******* *****.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry, Zathract. May he rest in peace.
*looks at Zath*
Dont. Hypocritical, yes I am.
Just don't.
I'm not taking her character, I'm using it to make a story for Ivy. I don't know why, but Ivy seems like a worthy opponent for Dylan. So, I just need to know her power and weapon.
Yeah, yeah, I've heard all that.
*continues walking toward cliff*
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