Saturday, March 3, 2012

Heading Down Under Again!

Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.

My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.

When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.

And now for something completely different...

How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...

I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.

Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.

To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.


Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.

Annnnnyway...

I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...

Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.

And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .

( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)

Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.


Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.


And NOW I'm going to make lunch.



4,809 comments:

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Lavender Hope said...

*is going to practice guitar*

I'm still here though. :)

Zathract Mist said...

*looks concerned*

Ashamed? About what?

Nixion Strange said...

*snorts*

Sparky, im always ashamed

Oh, sorry, butting in...

Lavender Hope said...

Why were you ashamed?

Sparky Braginski said...

Ashamed about bing about to tell you to stop acting like that when...

Yes.

Lavender Hope said...

*sighs*
I'm butting in too...

Sparky Braginski said...

*being

Zathract Mist said...

When...?

Lavender Hope said...

*playing guitar now*

Nixion Strange said...

that's no reason to be ashamed

Honestly, you're all such good people, who get guilty over nothing it makes me feel evil

Zathract Mist said...

I still don't understand.

You could just email it to me if you like...

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, she was going to...

Nixion Strange said...

i don't know how to say this

Zathract Mist said...

Enough with all these ellipsis! I am the one meant to use them excessively!

Nixion Strange said...

are you...

Nixion Strange said...

sorry...

Sparky Braginski said...

Sent.

Zathract Mist said...

*reads email*


...Oh...

Sparky Braginski said...

Brb...

Nixion Strange said...

i'm pretty sure im right, you were going to... ummm, you know

Zathract Mist said...

...It...but the...that defeats the entire...the...

*sits down against tree, head in hands*

Lavender Hope said...

please be back Sparky...

Nixion Strange said...

she was going to k____ herself, wasn't she

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not here anymore.

Zathract Mist said...

*fades into tree*

Nixion Strange said...

but was she?

Lavender Hope said...

all this depressing stuff!

*shouts*
I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!

*normal voice*
Why is there a depressing mood... how'd it come to be? why is it here!

Lavender Hope said...

GAH!

Nixion Strange said...

because a lot of people come here to escape their real lives

Sparky Braginski said...

Back.

What does it defeat Zath?

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky, what exactly were you going to do?

Sparky Braginski said...

There's a reason I said it in an e-mail.

Lavender Hope said...

...oh... I'm still very new here so... I didn't realize that. :(

My life's not too bad... It has it's problems but, I could always deal with it...

Sparky Braginski said...

There is no problem.

Nothing is wrong.

Lavender Hope said...

...*is not sure what to say*...

Sparky Braginski said...

Nothing has changed, nothing is different, nothing is bothering me.

Nothing. Is. Wrong.

Nixion Strange said...

fine

i'll be goin then, im feeling left out of the conversation

Im still watching, but not really here

Sparky Braginski said...

Zath, please answer my question.

Zathract Mist said...

*pokes head out of tree*

What question again?

Sparky Braginski said...

Defeats what?

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at my comment*

Oh, that.

Lavender Hope said...

I'm going to post something on my blog... It's going to be up soon... Still here, but doing that at the same time.

Zathract Mist said...

Sent.

Nixion Strange said...

sorry, that sounded really sulky

There's just some stuff going on... never mind

Sparky Braginski said...

I haven't got it yet...

Sparky Braginski said...

Not yet...

Zathract Mist said...

Sent another one too.

Sparky Braginski said...

Haven't gotten anything yet.

Still checking though.

Zathract Mist said...

Now?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah.

Yeah, I've read them now...

Zathract Mist said...

*nods and retreats back into tree*

Sparky Braginski said...

I sent something to you Zath.

*looks back out over cliff*

...

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

Sparky Braginski said...

Replied.

*stands up and sits with legs dangling over edge of cliff*

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

*looks at Sparky sadly from behind*

Sparky Braginski said...

Replied again.

*sighs*

Sparky Braginski said...

I leave in 6 mins...

Lavender Hope said...

Me too, Sparky. Still here at the moment. Please see my new post.

http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/funny-cat-photos-i-found-on-internet.html

I think you'll like them :)

Sparky Braginski said...

They're funny.

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

Gah...

*lays in hammock with eyes shut*

Sparky Braginski said...

*waves at Ink*

Lavender Hope said...

I know right! XD That's why I like and posted them. :) Seriously though, there are more on the way. I have so many!

Shaylin Adams said...

hello

Lavender Hope said...

Ink! I can't see you! and I have to go soon! See my new post if you didn't already!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye.

Lavender Hope said...

Me too, gtg now. Bye everyone! Bye Sparky!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lavendar and Sparky

Hello Alexandar

Lavender Hope said...

This is good night for me!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

*Alexandra

Zathract Mist said...

1.

THE TREE

There isn’t a very easy way to put this. There isn’t an easy way, a logical way, a scientific way or a technical way. There is a literal way, and that is the only way, the brutal way, the way that makes me say what I need to flat out, even though it doesn’t actually make any sense. And, as I said, twice now I think, it isn’t easy.
But if that’s how I’m meant to say it, then that’s how I’ll say it. So here I go. I’m about to tell you the thing that makes no sense. Ahahahaha. Yeah, this is the way that doesn’t involve stalling. And yet, here I am. Yeah, OK, that was feeble.
Fine: I am stuck inside a tree.
Yes, you read it correctly, that is no mistake, though many are likely to present themselves throughout this documentation. I am stuck inside a tree. For seven years now. Seven years and three days. And I don’t even know how.

Nixion Strange said...

... you are odd Mist

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Zathract Mist said...

*vanishes irritably*

Nixion Strange said...

we're all odd

Good writing though! not sure where you're going, but good writing

brb

Shaylin Adams said...
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Shaylin Adams said...

A message to Derek...

I am a huge fan, even though i dont post on your blog on countless occasions having convosations with your other minions... I am SOOO happy that your coming to Australia! I am freaking out right now :D but i cant go to see you :( so i just wanted to comment on your blog because, well its as close i will get to communicating with you. I feel bad to say that i am probably to caught in the crowd to see you, my friends are having ineventions for me becuase they think im over obsessed with SP. Congradulations on your recent book TEOTW, i personly thought it was AMAZING! Make sure you get to actually enjoy Australia rather than thinking its just a dull buisness trip. Dont get sick of your self because if you do, then Skulduggery's ego will burn out aswell, and nobody wants that.

I must go now so keep up the great work :)

Nixion Strange said...

hi


did Mist leave?

Nixion Strange said...

it's very hard to talk to you when your comments keep disapearing

Shaylin Adams said...

i think so

Nixion Strange said...

hmmm...

Shaylin Adams said...

Blah! I have to keep refreshing this page, so sorry if i reply at a irrelevent time

Nixion Strange said...

im sure you think it possible might be. Maybe


Nah, im kidding

Nixion Strange said...

im going soon

Shaylin Adams said...

same

Zathract Mist said...

*storms in and launches a fist at tree-house before remembering Gab put up indestructible symbols into it*

*screams angrily and storms out again*

Nixion Strange said...

he's comming to Aus! can't wait

Nixion Strange said...

Mist?

Nixion Strange said...

you okay?

Zathract Mist said...

...Does...it...SOUND...like...I'm...OK?

Shaylin Adams said...

not especially

Nixion Strange said...

no, i can't say it does

What's wrong?

Zathract Mist said...

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

Zathract Mist said...

Whats wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?!

Shaylin Adams said...

umm did u have a fight?

Nixion Strange said...

yes, what's wrong?

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, well. Nothing's wrong.

Nixion Strange said...

and stop answering a question with a question

Shaylin Adams said...

thats great to hear

Zathract Mist said...

THAT IS IF YOU TAKE OUT THE FACT THAT IN THE PAST TWO DAYS I HAVE BEEN FLOODED, LOST MY HOUSE, ALMOST DIED TWICE, WITNESSED BY BROTHER ALMOST DIE, TRAVELED FIVE HOURS AND MOVED HOURS WITH VIRTUALLY NOTHING AS WELL AS LOOSING MOST OF MY POSSESSIONS!

Nixion Strange said...

*slaps forehead*

Then what was with the crazy cap-locks and bold?

Shaylin Adams said...
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Nixion Strange said...

oh...

Shaylin Adams said...

omg i hope everything is okay :(

Zathract Mist said...

YEAH! "OH!"

*storms out again*

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, i guess you're still upset about that...

Zathract Mist said...

YOU THINK?!

Shaylin Adams said...

wait! do u live in Victoria by any chance?

Nixion Strange said...

nah, he's a NSW boy

Zathract Mist said...

Don't apologize. I'm the one being rude. I'm shouting at you and you don't deserve it.

Just don't talk to me.

Shaylin Adams said...

ive seen the floods on the news :O :'(

Nixion Strange said...

alright...

I have to go now, maybe i'll be back latter

Bye

Zathract Mist said...

And I've seen the flood bloody tear up my house!

Shaylin Adams said...

bye

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Nix.

I'm leaving too.

*leaves*

Shaylin Adams said...

hmm a a QLD girl, its all over the news about the floods in NSW... is the flood waters going down

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Golden God, I am not done here. Zath, e-mail.

Shaylin Adams said...

im going too... bye

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

Got nothin' yet.

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

...

Zathract Mist said...

Sparky?

Zathract Mist said...

Great.

Zathract Mist said...

I bet Star's given up by this point too.

Zathract Mist said...

ARGH!

Zathract Mist said...

*pounds fist into tree trunk*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello??

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Zath.

Zathract Mist said...

Lynxia. Finally. Someone. Hello!

*pounds another fist into tree*

Zathract Mist said...

It's gone again, Star...

Zathract Mist said...

Why don't you just comment under a different account?

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm here now.

*looks at Zath*

You must not tell a soul.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Zath and Star. Are you here Star?

Am writing your and Eve's part in the fan fic Zath.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Sparky!

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at Sparky, dead serious*

I won't. I swear on the life of Earth itself.

*turns and pound third fist into tree trunk which makes a tiny crack*

...Yes!

Awesome, Lynxia.
I got confused at first though, att he cat, because everyone calls me Mist. Most people.
But then I read over it again. xD

Zathract Mist said...

But, Sparky. Why did you tell me and not even Val first?

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow, when are you gonna write the bit with me?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, I call you Zath and I used to have a cat called Mist. And one called Night.

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't know.

It seemed relevant somehow.

You should check your e-mail again.

*eyes wander towards lake*

Zathract Mist said...

ARGH!

*pounds several fists into tree trunk*

I said,
Think over all of the sh*it in your mind,
Think over and come to deal with it,
Think over all of the sh*t in your little twisted sick mind.

Monster, Disturbed

Zathract Mist said...

I replied already...

Zathract Mist said...

Relevant...I suppose...

Lynxia Lost said...

Yup, it, makes zilch difference.


Guess what I found out this morning - For my music GCSE I need to sing, in Italian!

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Zath.

*eyes wander over the lake, to the cliff*

Urk.

*turns head in opposite direction*

Zathract Mist said...

I love it, Star.

*smiles then hits the tree with dagger*

Lynxia Lost said...

Nice pic Star.

Lynxia Lost said...

Will be distant now - am writing...

Zathract Mist said...

I will only comment if I'm bored or am talked to directly.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well then Zath, I'll have to talk to you directly, won't I?

Zathract Mist said...

I have decided I am bored.

Zathract Mist said...

You will, yes.

*nods*

Sparky Braginski said...

*nods back*

Zathract Mist said...

*eyes narrow suspiciously for some reason*

Sparky Braginski said...

...Whhhy?

*is watching smosh*

ASL!!!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Zathract Mist said...

I don't know. I did say for some reason, it doesn't mean I know what the reason is.

*pulls out twin daggers and viciously attacks tree*

Lynxia Lost said...

BARBER SHOP POLE!

Sparky Braginski said...

...

I know exactly what I'm writing as soon as I can.

Zathract Mist said...

...OK...

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Shadow*

Secret.

Lynxia Lost said...

Not fair.

Not fair!

NOT FAIR!

REALLY NOT FAIR!

Sparky Braginski said...

What!?

Lynxia Lost said...

Tell meeeeee!

Lynxia Lost said...

Wwhhyyyyyyy?

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow, can you be in it if you don't mind?

Zathract Mist said...

I don't think I know what you're talking about either.

Sparky Braginski said...

Because it's a seeeeecret.

Sparky Braginski said...

Zath, you too.

Zathract Mist said...

Sure. Email me whatever it is.

Zathract Mist said...

This page is dedicated to all my friends on blogland, you all know who you are, with a special shout out to Eve because I still owe her. :)

Lynxia Lost said...

I WANT IN!!!!! Yes, yes, yes!

Zathract Mist said...

Speaking of which, EVE, PLEASE GET ON!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm on the iTouch, I can't type it.

I'm writing it.

And no one finds out what it is till I'm finished.

Zathract Mist said...

Fine...

Lynxia Lost said...

Wha-!!!!!!!


NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :(

Zathract Mist said...

...

*sits by tree*

I just had to write out my goodbye's to my grandfather.

Do you know how brutal that is?

Sparky Braginski said...

It should be done by the end of the week.

Ayesha said...

DEREK!! Please tell me if you come to Bolton or Manchester this year! I really want to meet you!!!!
I also got TEOTW yesterday! So far it's really good!!!! =D

Zathract Mist said...

And I had to do it in three second. Because I-

*pounds tree*

FORGOT!!

Lynxia Lost said...

I know what's it's like Zath...

Zathract Mist said...

*pounds tree harder*

AND IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE, ALL BECAUSE I FORGOT!

*pounds harder*

MY DAMN MEMORY!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*grabs Zath's arms* Think of the tree. It won't sound terrible.

Zathract Mist said...
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Zathract Mist said...

It does sound terrible!

It says:

"Goodbye, I hope you're happy and free of pain now."

THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSH*T!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*swears*

My handwriting is craaaap...

Zathract Mist said...

*stands up and walks towards cliff*

Lynxia Lost said...

It's not that bad. That's like what I put when my gran died.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at the cliff and zones out*

...

Sparky Braginski said...

*pulls Zath back*

I'm the only one who gets to do that bucko.

Zathract Mist said...

*glares*

Says who?

Sparky Braginski said...

It's my cliff.

Zathract Mist said...

*glare intensifies and lightning crackles*

Then I'll make a damn new one.

*makes cliff and walks toward it*

Ebony Law said...

-Groans-


Rock climbing is tiring. I liked wearing my cool fingerless gloves, and showing off by using body momentum to swing my body up, but either way, I'm tired. Like hell.

So, uh, can someone tell me what Ivy's power and weapon is?

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not angry about that anymore.

I'm just angry.

Ebony Law said...

So, Zathract. How is your grandfather?

Zathract Mist said...

DYLAN, VAL SAID THAT YOU ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOWED TO USE ANY OF HER CHARACTERS EVER!

Lynxia Lost said...

Ivy said you can't use her character Dylan.

Zathract Mist said...

He's dead you daft ******* *****.

Ebony Law said...

Oh, my gosh.


I'm so sorry, Zathract. May he rest in peace.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Zath*

Dont. Hypocritical, yes I am.

Just don't.

Ebony Law said...

I'm not taking her character, I'm using it to make a story for Ivy. I don't know why, but Ivy seems like a worthy opponent for Dylan. So, I just need to know her power and weapon.

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, yeah, I've heard all that.

*continues walking toward cliff*

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