Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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.......
gotta go
Sherlock
Bye Nix. Bye Gab.
*laughs*
Servus Nix.
and Eve
i saw your post
Now BYE!
can I tell you how it ends Nix?
hey guyss
Hey Blue.
hi...
I gotta go. Bye.
Servus Eve.
Hi people. Is bluebird still there?
Hi lorelei, blue *hugs*
Don't know.
hi star.
Guess what! I found the airport!
I know have a guarantee, which, at the moment, is valid:
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
I know! Mapcruncher!
Er - what IS mapcruncher?
*growls* I missed bluebird by MINUTES. That is so annoying.
You have to find the airport in a random Google Maps location.
I have declared it my most favourite game ever!
I don't think you really missed her. She just said hi then nothing else.
Sounds alright. I might give it a try.
I gotta go now!
Auf wiedersehen alle!!!
btw link and instructions are on my latest blog post if you want them.
YES, but i wasn't on when she was. And we were in MINUTES of each other.
Bye lorelei!
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
ASYLUMICTIC NIGHTMARE!!
Aw, Eve's gone. At least she liked it!
I won't be back on for at least another half an hour, Star.
Oh no! Mist, come back!
OTHERWISE!
I'm going now . . . So my guarantee is no longer valid
Aw. Bye.
EVE!
No, please still be there...
Damn me and my Internet connection
Damn...
Ah, I'd better go then...
Hmmm
Fine...
Last
And first.
New hundred. Someone else get the other hundred...
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING!!
...Please
Hi
Mist? Please be here.
EVE!
*hugs*
I love the pictures, if you didn't see my message. :)
I saw. I haven't finished the second one yet. In the end it will say EVE THE ROCK and there will be live chickens everywhere.
Thanks, by the way. :)
It's 10:34 here in Adelaide. You're in Melbourne, right? What time is it there?
Yay! *eats live chicken*
Nah, that's Nix. NSW and it's 11:07 pm here.
Right. I'm trying to keep track where everyone is, and it's not very easy....
I know. I only remember you, Sparky, Nix, Flame, Val and Izz.
I only remember......people.
I know. I only remember you, Sparky, Nix, Flame, Val and Izz.
Internet could go VERY soon, sorry.
*examines picture* Do YOU have black hair and red eyes?
Okay. I'm leaving soon anyway. *hugs*
I have black hair and very dark brown eyes.
Red just looks so much better. :)
Hehe. It makes you look evil.
I know. Ah I gtg now. Goodnight, I'll finish the pic tomorrow. :) *hugs*
Bye.
Like, cool evil.
*hugs* Night.
Evil always looks cool.
On me. xD
Goodnight!
*vanishes*
I may still be here but don't be surprised if i stop relying.
...there's no one here, is there?
Oh good! Hi gab!
HAI.
bYE.
My Internet could die any second so I apologize if a suddenly die.
Oh no...bye!!
Hello?
Any one there?
Anyone on????
END OF THE WORLD!
Slightly bored...
Derek has posted again.
Hey, is anybody still on?
... I miss all the fun :( but that's probably cuz i live in America and u guys all live somewhere in Europe. :P hey sparky, i saw your website and posted a comment on HAH!. just wondered if u saw it yet. ok, that said, gtg now. bye!
is anyone hidding away here?
is anyone hidding away here?
Hello, people!
. . . Is anybody here? . . .
Hello? . . .
Come on, people . . .
*sigh* Okay then. Bye, blogland.
I got last!
Ragazzi, meglio a venire qui.
You guys better come on here.
NIGHTMARE!!!
*sighs with relief* I thought I'd gone to the wrong post.
We're really filling this place up with our babbling.
*nods*
We are.
DAMN IT! *hits desk*
*frowns* What's up?
anyone here?
anyone here?
We're here.
I FORGOT THE RIFF! ARGH!!!
Oh. *feels guilty* Am I talking too much? *zips lip*
*quells anger*
No, it wasn't you...it was...it was...
*snaps*
THE GOD DAMNED CRICKET!!! ARGH!
I have a huge crush on China Sorrows and I want to marry her. *is in love*
*begins to hum*
EVE!
i made sure i only said things that you would say!
Hahaha.
Wha...?
* catches on*
AHAHAHA!
What about the cricket? Should I punch him for you? *glares at cricket*
Eve, do you have Skype?
*cackles evilly*
No, I don't have Skype. Sorry.
No, the sport cricket on TV. My brother likes it...
...And you don't. Which is why you forgot the riff. *pretends to understand*
Damn it, no one does...
banana in a cup!
*shrugs* I'm not even allowed to show online people what I look like. I think.
No, he turned the volume right up and then I yelled at him and then I forgot.
Nixion, the fact that you only said what I would say makes it worse. If you said something extraordinarily weird, people would be suspicious. But everyone actually thought it was me. *glowers*
I just wanted to IM, not actually video talk.
Yes, Nixion, and then you made me sad!!
Oh. Right. I know how you feel. My brothers are playing all sorts of sounds and I'm losing my train of wonderful, wonderful thought.
but i could of said something embarrasing, but i only took to it with an experiment in mind
How long would it take for people to find out? Would they notice any differences? Could pull it off?
HE MADE SOMEONE SAD!!!! He made ME make someone sad!!!!!! *fumes*
And what was that thought?
Replace my exclamations with question marks.
I was thinking about why my mother doesn't want me to show people online what I look like.
Oh.
do i actually have an identity?...
I have to go soon.
I'll be back in a sec.
Need to go and get icecteam
Yeah. *glares fiercely at Nix*
*icecream
1st
i don't think i do...
Oh yeah. And there's that matter of getting first as well.
xD
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
>sigh<
*roars at Nixion*
*just sighs*
*just roars*
*just sighs more*
*stops roaring and eats live chicken chocolate*
*stands there*
I made Sparky cry earlier.
*gets depressed*
*spins around to Mist* What did he say? I didn't read all of his comments.
Why was she crying?
And why is Nix depressed?
Uh, he said something like he was only experimenting.
...I made Sparky cry today.
He's depressed because you won't forgive him.
How did you make her cry?
nah, im used to people not forgiving me
Even though i forgive them for worse things
Oh, right. *forgives Nix and gives him a chocolate teddy bear* Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury...
Then why are you depressed? And why was Sparky crying?
...I made Sparky cry earlier.
I KNOW. How?
She was crying, but happy crying.
Oh. *is even more curious*
Do go on.
I wrote something for her.
What did you write?
A...stuff it, I'll just email it to you.
Okay.
oh, i don't want to know or anything...
(sarcasm)
Email it to Nixion too!
Why are you depressed, Nix?
*pouts* You have to tell me. I have the secret to immortality.
oh, never mind
Im not sure it makes sence anyway...
Can something that dosen't make sence depress you?
Sent.
We know, Nix
Life depresses me. And life doesn't make sense.
what do you know Mist? Cause i bet you're wrong
of course it can!
I've been depressed most of my life and I haven't exactly known if it made sense.
I swear I had a really mild form of Depression
Like the actual sickness Depression.
I know a lot about it, I've been depressed most of my life.
*screams angrily and lashes out*
so have i
Life is almost meaningless...
Shut up.
I've heard this all before, Nix, most of the time from myself and I don't want to listen to it again. I finally got over all of this at the start of the year and I don't want to start again. Here is what you do.
*slaps Nixion hard*
You keep doing that until it goes away. If it doesn't stop after an hour, then you either need to find whatever is depressing you and kill it, or you can keep sulking.
I chose to kill.
fine
Im depressed beacause... i don't have an idenity
Yeah. Why live if everything's gonna die anyway?
So what's depressing YOU, Nix?
I read the short story, Mist. And replied.
Just kidding.
But I almost did.
That girl...she was lucky...
I'm not kidding either. The thought scares me sometimes...
i've never had an idenity
replied, Eve.
Oh. *silence* What?
...You're sad because you don't have an identity?
Meaning...in what way?
Replied.
i don't act one particualr way. I'm different everywhere i go, home, school, here...
I change to fit in. I don't know how i would normally act in a situation, i just do what other would find funny, or kind, or carring
I don't have an identity
i have no idea how i would act, i just act like someone else would...
THAT's your identity, Nix. You are ADAPTABLE. Huh? Huh?
...Well I thought it was alright.
Understandable.
Welcome to my world.
*shakes hand*
*sighs*
I gtg. Will try to get on my ipod.
i feel most corfortable in a book. I don't mean reading a book, i mena IN a book...
Bye Mist.
But everyone's like that, aren't they. If you met me in person, I'd be shy and awkward as a...a shy and awkward person.
Seriously, though, Nix.
That is fine.
It's natural to want to fit in and to act like you normally wouldn't. And I understand that what you're saying is that you don't HAVE a way to act, which is a but concerning and I'll get to that after, but all that is fine.
And natural.
So...jump in a book and you'll be happy?
im tired of this. I just want to answer a question in a natural way, and not think about what they want me to do
Alright. Answer this one.
even alone, i think about how someone else would act, and do that
Do you enjoy school?
...
no
But see, im really not sure if i do. It's not that i chose to answer a question like someone else, i actually don't know what my own answer is
*sighs*
You are the limit.
Alright, gimme a chance to write this out.
ther are very few things i know i can talk about and be honest
Books
Physical condition...
NIXION, LOOK AT ME!
Are you looking at me?
No, you aren't.
*slaps*
How about now?
Yes?
Good.
OK.
Don't look away!
HERE!
Look at-
Yes, like that.
OK, good.
*slaps again*
FORGET!
Forget about EVERYONE at your school.
All your friends and family.
You know absolutely no one.
You're on your own, OK?
OK.
All on your own.
And now...
You have a chance to destroy Earth.
You don't know the meaning of life, do you?
No one does.
You have money, a comfortable life with TV's and all that crap.
Do you destroy Earth, or not?
....You know, I was a complete nobody until two years ago. I just...fit in. Then I met Skulduggery. And I got into writing. If writing is your thing, form your identity through writing. Worked for me.
AND IM NOT CHOSEING TO DO IT! I REALLY DON'T KNOW HW ELSE TO ANSWER
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