Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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But I have to go now, bye!
star, u still there??
HELLO
I'M ON AT THE SAME TIME AA NLUEBIRD?? *gasps* NO WAY!!!!!!
Hi, bluebird *hugs*
I HATE THIS COMPUTER
hi *hugs*
happy pancake day!!!!!!!! :)
As bluebird not aa nuebird^
Bye, val!
*flips pancake*
haha i love doing the star thingy
*nom nom nom eat pancake*+
Happy pancake day!
They don't celebrate it in the us, val just told me.
hehe do u want a pancake?? hahahaha
relly, y????
*eats skittles*
Ha. I like skittles better.
In fact . . .
TUNA MAYO!
*eats tuna mayo sandwich*
damn skittles
*throws pan into sky*
i thought u hated mayo
*MAYONAISE FIGHT*
Val says PASTA!, eve says SLAUGHTERHOUSE! and i say TUNA MAYO!
*eating mayo*
ok then.. haha
I don't like mayo, but i <3 TUNA mayo.
*throws chicken mayo sandwich at blue*
Can i call you blue?
im going to write about llamas lol, im just like u now *llama llama llama*
ye u can call me blue
i love chicken mayo
hey
YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT LLAMAS??? *has a heart attack*
G2g now, british awards:( bb later.
oh... no one here... got to go then
Er... I'm sort of back...
Nope... I'm not.
ASYLUM!!!
I'm not here. Bye!
It's oh so quiet
It's oh so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
Wow, nothing. Really?
Okay so this *points accusingly at blogger* is messed up.
It won't let me post! *growls*
Wow the comments are filling up so fast here!
Gi
Ha heya Flame
I <3 HUNGER GAMES
ME TOO!!!
I just finished the first one in two days.
I think I'm in love.
I haven't been this in love since SP & HP
I finished the first one in maybe 4 hours :)
Its soooo addicting. The way she leaves something new at the last paragraph of each chapter that makes you dying to read the next one .
Yeah I love HG so much! Team Gale :3
I don't really know Gale that well but I'm guessing hes in the next book more. I find Peeta a bit needy or something =P
Same here he's like a little puppy! Gale on the other hand *winks*
Hes way more good looking In the movie trailer xD
Liam Hemsworth YAY
BYe! I am off to the sleepland in which I sleep. Its full of clouds and teddy bears and all of that
Bye
I'm goin' to chat!
Anyone online can't go on chat...
Hi, gab. If you're still here, that is.
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
Hello Star
DiD YOU LISTEN TO Oh sTAR?
Ok then you're not here.
It's interval here and I have to go in like two minutes.
I'm here!
But you're not . . . Great.
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
Bye Star.
Bye gab.
WHY IS IT SO QUIET?
Hi???
Hi!!! *hugs*
How're you???
I'm eating a candy cane, despite the fact that I'm sick.
Ah nice... Not the sick part, the candy part!!
Have u got a cold or fever or something?
Eh, I don't know... I threw up earlier, I have a cough... So that qualifies as sick, I suppose.
Hi val! Hi rim!
Yeah it does... I've not thrown up in 5/6 years...
Are you 13 tomorrow or is that Flame??
I have a guarantee now. So i don't miss people by minutes all the time. It is:
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
That's Flame. I'm not thirteen till April 29.
Oh!! Your only 10 months younger than me!!!
Hi Star *hugs*
10 months exactly, or...?
That's flame!
I'm going places tomorrow, and staying at my grandma's, so i probably won't be on then:( Half terms are meant for resting!
Almost 11 actually mine is 7/7.
Same as the 7/7 attacks...
Hmmm... My birthday is the same day as that huge royal wedding, so less people pay attention to me.
I'm eight months older than you then val. Not exactly. If we were in the same country, we'd be in the same school year.
My brother's a buttmunch-eavesdroping person.
Just looked in the mirror and I have a tennis ball sized bruise on my stomach...
Well it's not as bad as having your birthday on christmas day is it?
At least, not in england . . . We don't do thanksgiving . . . What IS thanksgiving, anyway?
Whats he doin?
Did you get hit by a tennis ball, by any chance?
Thanksgiving is when American people celebrate a huge feast the 13 colonies had when they left England. I think.
Okay . . . We just have christmas.
I wanna hit my brother in the face... With a baseball bat...
Nah actually! I wales into someone's baseball bat... Basically they accidentally swung it as I was walking by and the bruise is near my hip so it hurts... But I can't stop poking it!!
*I walked into
I TOLD YOU VAL DID BASEBALL BATS JAKRO!!!!!!
Well, no, i didn't tell you.
Hi! This is Hawthornes friend and I wanted to say that, Ivy you look fit and I would go out with u if u went to my school! Peace!!!
NOOO! MY COMPUTER'S DYING! I MUST LEAVE!
BYE!!!
Jakro once said something about swinging a baseball bat and running screaming into a wall . . . I've forgotten exactly what it was . . . Anyway, i said to him, that sounds like something val would do, and he said, maybe without the baseball bat though.
He was wrong! Ha!
I go to to toilet and I come back to see THAT!!!!! I'm gona kill him!!!!
BYE VAL *hugs*
*glances back at the comment Rim's friend posted*
Uh... What?
Bye val!
Woah . . . That your friend, rim?
I whacked him for you!! He said you look hot...
And he calls me Hawthorne so don't ask...
Okay . . .
*laughs* That's hilarious that your friend said that.
Oh btw he made a Jizz face whilst I was typing the last comment...
Ugh, I hate my laptop... It's pugged in but it says it isn't. *throws laptop at wall* WHY DON'T YOU WORK?!
If you're wondering he's sleeping at mine tonight cus his parents are on holiday!
Brb, I have to go find a different outlet for my laptop...
You know everyone was trying to guess who nix liked? Well at one point he said he'd email gab and tell him, and before he'd got the email, (we didn't know he hadn't got it), he decided to make a random guess to unsettle nix (we didn't know that either), so he just went IT'S STAR!!!!! and i just went WHAT???????? but then we found out gab was lying. Was a bit of a shock, though.
And no, i don't know who nix likes, so don't ask.
I hope it isn't me. That would be irritating, because there's already enough guys who bug me in real life. Like highschoolers. They shouldn't flirt with 12 year olds. It just isn't right.
No. Which means that the valkyrie in the books shouldn't be going out with people hundreds out years older than her.
DOWN WITH VAELAN AND VALDUGGERY!!!!!!!
Oh my god... My computer cable is broken. Oh... Oh my God, this is not good. This is terrible. I... I need to buy a new one, but... that's way too much money... I can't use a computer without a computer cable...
I now support ghastlith after a few very moving things sparky said.
You're right . . . That's terrible . . . How are you meant to comment???
I'm happy with my love life ATM!
Ghastlith and Fletcherie
*is panicing* I DON'T KNOW!
How am I supposed to WRITE? My entire story is saved on my computer!
Email it to yourself then!
GO GHASTLITH!
Think about it, if val and fletcher don't get together, nobody's crying about it, are they? But with ghastlith . . . Oh, poor ghastly . . .
You know tanith's steak? Sparky said she reckoned ghastly made two steaks, then sat down by himself opposite an empty chair pretending tanith was there. She said she imagined he had a conversation with himself, pretending he was talking to tanith, only then he broke down and started crying . . . Like i said, poor ghastly . . . Why is derek so cruel . . .
Well... My computer's broken, so I won't be back for a while. Bye.
Bye, val! Hope your computer gets better soon!
BYE VAL!!! *hugs*
Rim? You still here?
Oh, you are here.
Yep! Im not going anywhere Luke keeps talking so I'm not gona get any sleep...
So, rim? What did you think of sparky's scenario?
When i'm away this weekend, i might write it out properly and put it on my blog . . .
It's good! I was there when sparky said it and I cried with her...
Hows your hols been so far???
If sparky doesn't mind, i want to write it out. And i'll post it here, too, so derek might see it, and see how he NEEDS to bring back tanith un-possessed.
They've been good! How were yours?
Good!! My parents and grandparents got drunk allot and my grandad started river dancing and I Laughed all night!!!!
I'm gona leave at midnight and try to get some sleep.
Sparky . . . You need to come on . . . *starts medatively summoning her* Sparkysparkysparkysparkysparkysparkysparky . . .
Okay. I want to wait and see if sparky comes, buf i can't have NO sleep so i might leave soon too . . . Sparkysparkysparkysparkysparkysparkysparky . . .
BYE!!! *hugs*
Woo-hoo! It's midnight! *throws confetti*
Bye, rim!
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
Hello???
If you're still here . . .
YOU WERE WRONG! VAL DOES HIT PEOPLE WITH BASEBALL BATS! (If you can't remember, don't ask)
I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.
OTHERWISE OTHERWISE OTHERWISE!!!!?
There, i said otherwise. It's almost two in the morning so i'm going to sleep now. My guarantee is no longer valid.
Unless someone pops up right now, of course.
Bye . . . Night, blogland. *yawns*
Damn, i keep missing people... still on kind of if u are...
when will anyone come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello???????
anyone here????????
first
first
first
first
first
first
first
first
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws anvil in air*
uh-oh... that was supposed to be confetti
*dies*
Hi, i'm Lavender Hope. Well, that's my taken name at any rate. Anyway, i'm on and if u didn't guess by now, i love SP and i'm new. I noticed everyone knows each other so u probably haven't heard of me. also, i am American and live in California. Anyway, that's it for now then. Bye.
I dedicate this page to:
1. Sparky and flame's blogwedding
2. New bloggers like lavender and others
3. Pie
*punches imaginary Jakro*
WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!
Okay, I'm here to talk now.
We don't do dedications anymore.
I love my timing.
*evil grin*
Sorry that was a question mark
Why don't we do dedications anymore???
Hehe yay!
Oh.
End panic.
I meant Jakro posted OVER AND OVER.
To get first.
Dick...
I dont know you just said we dont do that anymore so I assumed......
Ooooooh right good. I like dedications
Is Mist here?
Brb
No.
No one but you an-
HAH!
*does victory dance*
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!
...
Never mind, just let me have my fun.
Tell me, what? I've got nothing else to talk about.
I'm writing, slow responses...
Okay. But still, tell me...
NO.
Why not? Is it about me?
*starts whining*
*shakes head*
Not telling.
I'm back...
Please?
At least email it to me.
Btw I can't send u emails for some reason.
...
How strange.
No.
Gotta go.
BYE!!!
hey eve, do you know what "chat" is???
eve??? EVE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No
ASYMPTOTIC NIGHTMARE!!
Nothing happens when I'm not here, y'know that?
And still, nothing is happening.
Eve?
Hello, Sparky.
meow!!!!!!
/\_/\
(=*.*=)
(")_(")
Eve was here when I left, but I don't know now.
*is thinking*
Back to writing...
Hi mist!
*kicks Jakro in the shin*
WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
FOR. A. REASON.
*tackles*
Sorry about last night. I managed to convinced my mother to turn the internet back on again but by the time it connected, you left.
I'll go to my thinking hammock...
*scampers to hammock deck, then watches the couple from over the wooden railing*
what the bloody hell was that for sparky!!!!!!!!
You probably deserved it somehow, Jakro.
Also, seeing as that was posed as a question, not a statement, there should be at least one question mark in your sentence, either before or after your long road of exclamation marks.
...Hello?
screw grammar... we are NOT a prep school
No, but I AM a Grammar Nazi In-Training. Except for when I'm on my iTouch. Then it doesn't count.
Sorry. Heated fight with friend so fin
a grammar nazi, really man...
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