While I'm not one hundred percent back to normal, I'm certainly getting there. The medication I've been given seems to have scattered my mind a little bit, making it hard to focus- but there are only a few pills left, and once they're gone, my great and glorious mind shall return...
In the meantime, I just want to let you know that at some stage over the next few days, I'll be posting the REAL cover to Skulduggery 6 here on this Blog, and not Tom's sketch that has been doing the rounds on the interweb. Along with that, you'll also be getting the official title, which may or may not be what you're expecting.
At the moment, Tom is finishing up the cover and it's looking- no surprise here- absolutely amazing. You better have a bucket handy, because when the cover is revealed your heads are going to explode and your brains are going to need something to leak into. Which is, I'll freely admit, somewhat gross.
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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~begins dancing while sitting down.... even thought there's no music playing~]
MwahahahahahhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaHahahaAHhahahHAhahHAhahahHAhahAHahAHhAhAHhHAhHAhAHHAhHahAHahhAhHahAHASHAHahhahahaHahhAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I've having red beans and rice tonight!!!!
And They're the most delicious you've never had!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Aren't you jealous, oh master Derek?!?!? :D
:P
LOL Skyril
Hello and Bye
*hugs people*
*waves*
Bye
*hugs*
KiDnEY!
BEANS!!!!!!
Oh, yeah, hi!
*glomps*
Hi/ Bye Scarlet!
Hallow, Poppet!!!!
:P Mwhahahaahha!!!
And a very good bye, to ya, dearie!!!!
Hiya, Thalia!!!!
Heheheheheeeee
How.
Are.
You?
!?!?!?!?
Hahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
I'm good! How are you?
My dad taught me the this poem!
~clears throat, stands straight and tall, and recited with dignity~
Beans
Beans
They're good for your heart.
Beans
Beans
They make you fart
Mwahahahahahahahhaaaaaa :P
OMG
i just read the comments and Derek was finally on
:D
*dies of excitement*
*doesnt breathe*
Oooh BRILLIANT!!!!!!
You're doing fine, ya say?
That's FANTASTIC!!!!
Would ya like a cup o' tea, dearie?
Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
I know, Scarlet! Ain't it brill'?
Octa posted 'em on thee TEGI!!!
Hahahaha!!
ok i gotta go 2 the BEACH today
by people
*hugs Skyril and Thalia*
Um....
Sure?
*pulls a random tea cup of her pocket and holds it out*
Bye Scarlet!
*hugs*
THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!
*starts singin*
~self asks me~
Self: So why ARE you crazy at the moment?
Me: Hmmm I haven't the faintest idea! Hahaha! Part of it may be do to watching some more of the 5th season of Dr Who. OH YEAH!!!!
And some if may be do to DEREK LANDY'S AWESOMENESS!!!
I think there's a 3rd reason in thar somewhere, but it seems to have slipped me mind!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
Self: Oh IIII see.... that's very fascinatin' ain't it?
Me: Oh yes, indeeed! Extremely fascintaing, Self!
Me and Self: HahahahahahahhahahahaMwahahaha!!!
*watches Skyril converse with herself*
*takes the Dr. Phil approach*
And how do you feel about that?
Tea!!
You want some tea, Dearie?!?!?!
Well, you made the right choice!!!
Teaaaaaaa!!!!!
~pulls a random pot of tea from thin air and pours some in Thalia glass~
Hahahahahhaaa!!!!
Thank you~
*sits on the ground sipping her tea*
Oooh I think it's de most Faaaascinatin' thing on de planet, Miss!!!!
I think allllll de t'ings in me brain are collidin' an' mixin' toge'her to make me even more
.......
.......
.......
LoOooOoNnY!!!!!!!
Hahahahaaaaa!
Well that's good.
*scribbles notes on a notepad*
And....how do you feel about that?
Oh I can see...
~points to things thoughts coming out of my brain only I can see~
That there be Pirates o' the Caribbean!!!!!!
Annnnd ummm That's Pride and Prejudice!
And that over there is Doctor Who!
And, let's see, I t'ink dat's de Saints football team!!!!
And over dere you can see Bloody Jack!!
And uhhh right here you might believe yer eyes if yer eyes tell you dat's a me awesome self from when I be writin'!!!!!
Oh yes, and THAT's Derek Landy!
And right over here be Beyond Good and Evil!
And somewhere off in de distance in thata direction is de Princess and de frog!!
~continues rambling at all the random thought collidin' and mixin' together~
*nods slowly*
O.....k....
*throws her notebook in a random direction*
And I t'ink these thoughts that I be seeing might come from that thar futuristic cartoon o' Treasure Island I saw ages ago!
Notepad!!!
~dashes after the notepad on all fours like a dog~
~grabs it in mouth and brings it back to Thalia~
~I bark with it still in my mouth and attempt to say "notepad" getting my saliva all over it~
Hahahahahhaaaaa!!!
~starts singing "In the Jungle~ horribly off tune~
*takes back the notepad*
Thank you Skyril.
*pats her head*
*gives her a cookie*
In the Jungle!
The Mightie Jungle!
The lion sleeps tonight!!!
In the Jungle!
The Mightie Jungle!
The lion sleeps tonight!!!
Oh
EeeeeeeEeEeee um-bum-baway!!!
EeeeeeeEeEeee um-bum-baway!!!
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sc-shugo-chara-fanfiction-dream.html
READ! I ORDER YOU!
Cookie!!!
I'll take care of you straight away!!!
~grabs emergency kit and puts a band-aid on it.~
~lays is in mini bed and put mini blanket over it~
You'll be better soon, my little cookie. :]
Hahahahahahaaaa!
I'm to read it, Mar!!!
MWahahaha!!!!
~phones rings~
~I shriek and jump back ten feet, staring at it in horror~
~I answer it~
Oh hello.
I g2g for a bit. Bye all!
*hugs everyone*
*dashes off*
It's fantastic, Mar!
Well DINNER!
So I must depart as of now... Bye!
Glad your getting better, Derek. Can't wait for the cover to come out. I'm curious about the title. Update soon!
PLEASE! (politeness first!)
yes! yes yes YES!!!!!
finally, at least the cover!
In how many days are u gonna be posting the cover?
Please make it quick... your minions are dying of suspense here!
I'm glad you're getting better.
Oh god, oh god, oh god - STOP TANTILISING US!!!!
Glad to hear your feeling better, back to your old, annoyingly awesome self
*walks on*
my computer time is almost up. I spent a LOAD of time on the computer today...
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sc-shugo-chara-fanfiction-dream.html
kallista! look!
hello!
*twitches*
heh. heh. heh. heh. heh. hhe.
...Mir bit me today. she phrases it as she 'nomed' me, but i felt teeth. it was a bite!
A BITE I SAY!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
*spins around*
Your wish has come true!!!
~glomps Kallista~
:] Hello!
Hiya, Mar!
~glomps~
:]
hey Derek, have you ever heard of a spartan shish-ca-bob?
its very original, i have to admit.
it contains humans. all you need is one of those fancy shields and a spear.
I'm less... insane now, though :P
hello skyril!
have YOU heard of a spartan shish-ca-bob?
...i...think Mir did....
*looks around worridly*
Hmm no, I don't believe so, Mar. Sounds quite interesting! :3
LOL Sorry. :P It's pretty much worn off.
i had my ears plugged for a good part of some kids book report presentation, to hide from spoilers. i think i was giggling, but i had my ears plugged so i'm not sure. Mr K did give me a look, so i tried to me very quiet...then i think i whimpered instead.
hmmm...
*screams*
SNAP! GOTTA GO! BYE! KALLISTA! LOOOOK!
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sc-shugo-chara-fanfiction-dream.html
*runs away*
*runs in circles using up computer time*
Aw farewell, Mar!
*screams with ears plugged*
SCREEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounces around*
*runs into Mei*
*continues to run*
*Mei lies in a crumpled heap*
BYE!
*zooms away, Mei crawling after*
~Notices Kallista's glint~
WHAT are you looking at? :P
Hahahahaha! Good one! :D
I think Octa will be in awe of our amazing poems on beans!
Yeah, my dad suggested to my brothers to use it on a girl. You know, poetry in the moonlight
:P
LOL I can just IMAGINE the outcome of that....
One of my favorite restaurants closed down recently. :/
It was called Chevy's. A Mexican restaurant. I loved their flountas. :]
I've noticed, not too many people come on at night, do they? Isn't that interesting...
~narrows eyes suspiciously~
I wonder what their doing?
Hmmm probably planning world domination... It's a lost art, you know.
:]
~Jumps onto a bucking horse~
Ye... Yehaw?
AHHHHH!
~gets tossed off~
:P
Oh yes, I'm sure!
I've thought about trying it out, but just never really find the time, you know?
*wanderz in*
I said that I'd go to bed on my blog. But I lied. Hi all!
*waves*
*wanders
Yep... being the leader of the mafia, it's quite difficult to get a moments time to plan it!
Hello, Thalia! :]
Hi Skyril!
LOL Yeah, those little rascals!
~gabs a one of them that happens to be passing by and gives him a noogie~
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
For those who read the first part of mine, Mar, and Mir's cross-fanfiction on Mar's blog, here's part two:
http://yourealllatefortea.blogspot.com/2011/04/sc-shugo-chara-fanfiction-dream.html
Oh jeez
*pales*
If the pipsqueaks are in 9th grade, what does that make me?
Awesome, Thalia!
By the way, you reminded me to tell you that I've posted a... thing on my blog. Sort of another fan-fic.
By "awesome, Thalia," I mean the fan-fic was xD
Wow, Kallista! Her voice is amazing!
I'll check it out soon Skyril!
Ok, thanks :]
That girl has a lovely voice :)
What's your favorite candle scent?
Or do you even like candles?
:P
I've never smelled a scented candle, but I do like candles.
*walks out of the room and comes bad with a cold pop for Kallista*
*back, not bad
Helloo
~raises eyebrows~
really? Never smelled a scented one? That's kinda surprising...
Anyway, I think I like the ones you're talking about, Kallista... like... what ones are you talking about? xD
Aleeeex! Your online!!
Yaaaay!
~glomps~
:D How're you? :]
Ahh screw this my internet is stuffed :@
Hi Alex! I don't think I've met you before, so it's a pleasure to meet you.
Thanks Kallista!
*noms on the cookie*
~Kallista's cookie reminds me of my little cookie I left all bundled up in it's little bed.~
~runs to check on it~
~finds nothing but the band-aid left behind and few crumbs~
~reals back in shock and horror~
Someone's eaten my little cookie!!!
How could they!?!?
I will get that cookie eater.... If it's the last thing I do!
:P
Awww I'm sorry, Alex. :/
Uhh...
I'm pretty sure that my cookie isn't your cookie Skyril...
Or, maybe it is, but then again, maybe not. It might be, but, no, well...maybe. Hmm...
*confuses herself*
Hmm perhaps not...., but perhaps so!
~pulls out magnifying glass~
~examines cookie with great care~
Nope! That's not MY little cookie. That's Fred. The neighbor.
~cookie yells, "heeelp meee! Save meeee!"~
~Thalia takes a bite~
:P
Did I hear something...?
*looks at her cookie*
*shrugs*
*takes another bite*
~shakes head at poor Fred~
Farewell, little neighbor cookie of my little cookie.
I have to go now, guys.
Good-night!
Farewell!
:]
Good night Skyril!
I'm falling asleep here, so I'm going to go to bed now. Good night!
*hugs everyone*
Wait...I don't want to leave anyone alone, so I'll stay a bit longer.
Well...ok....goodnight!
*hugs again*
*wanders off, yawning*
*stumbles on, choking on intoxicating smell of waffles abd syrup that has suddenly wafted through the air*
*collapsesin heap*
Bueller?
ah, Kallista, I'd love to wait for you to come back, but I need to sleep before my head falls off. It's 1am by you anyway! Go to bed! Get up again around 3 or 4, I might be on.
Derek answered questions and I don't remember what I wanted to ask.
*sniffle*
Ok, naptime.
hello happy good friday everyone
awwwwwwwww i missed his questin answering. derek if you come back oncould you please tell me the name of the font you used and you would please go to my blog and read my sstroey and comment if it is any good PLEASE i am only little but i love writing storys so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :)
i am all alone
well i guess this means that i should probz go write more of my story so bye
*sigh*
Nap fail.
*yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn*
hello ann finally someone is on
Oh Amelie! I'm sorry, nobody replied right away and, um. I lack patience? Made popcorn for Rocket Star and washed some dishes. Going to milk in a few.
How are you doing? If I didn't lose you.
Ameliiiieeeeeeeeeeee come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
*refreshes page like mad*
Wah.
I hafta go take care a' mah goat. Milked early this morning and if I don't get to her soon SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
Dawg, I'm tired.
Hello.
Ann are you still here?
Your timing is crap, Dragona. And I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. <3
Bye!
Sugar.
*curses under his breath*
That was TERRIBLE timing :(
Amelie!
*hugs Amelie*
I thought I was going to be alone ^^
On your profile it says that you would like to learn how to fight properly...
yes and...
I just wanted to point it out. Because I'm random.
CHEESE SPREAD!
*coughs*
Um...
ok well i can kinda but not properly happy good friday
I can fight properly. I knocked out 200 people the other week :P
Happy good Friday Amelie :)
are you jking
No, I'm not joking. Everyone in my school hates me except for my friend Ethan so 200 people came after me the other day... so I knocked them out. I'm quite strong...
ok then well i think that i am going to hide easter eggs around blogland for an easter egg hunt
Cool :)
*hides easter eggs*
:P
lets eat them all b4 anyone else can
Nah, I like chocolate but not that much... :P
there isnt that many
Even so. I might feel sick afterwards... :P
the i will eat them all *eats all easter eggs*mwahahaha wawaawa
LOL Amelie :P
hiya ~>:L
Hi Isabella!
hi pplz
Hi Amelie :S
hugs dragons and isabella
i love everybody happy easter
Back! Wow, cranky goat.
Good morning, Dragona! Good... evening? Amelie! And good whatever time it is by you, Isabella! Going to have to check where you are.
yay strungles ann in hug happy easter
Happy easter Amelie :)
Hello again Ann :)
can i ride your goat ann
That sounds really wrong Amelie ^^
please is anyone here gonna eat (red)meat on good friday
i was hoping no one was going to say that i ment like you would ride a horse
No I don't think so Amelie...
i dont i only have fish for dinner on good friday
i know the story of easter
I know you're supposed to have fish... but I don't. I never do. I'm not christian or anything so I ignore it ^^
well my dinner is being dished up so i have to go but i will be back in max of an half an hour
OK Amelie, bye for now :P
I'm a fish :)
That's nice Tristessa :P
Yes it is Dragona :D *hugs him* How are you?
*hugs Tristessa back*
I'm alright thanks. How're you?
Sorry, comment box wasn't loading for some reason.
Amelie, when you're back: No! You may not ride my goat! I do, however, have 4 smallish horses if you want to try one of them. I will not guarantee your safety, however.
And I haven't eaten meat in ... uh, something like 23 years. Not planning to start tomorrow.
I'm good thanks, Dragona!
Hi Ann!! *hugs* How are you? Can I ride one of your horses? And are you a vegitarian like me? :D
LOL Ann :)
*throws a pie a Dragona for no apparent reason*
:)
Hi all!
*dodges the pie*
*arches eyebrow*
What was that for Tristessa? :P
Hello Aquila!! *hugs* How are you?
I'm fine... and wondering if you guys exspect anything else, considering you keep asking me this question.^^
Urm... Nothing...
*whistles innocently*
*starts building a giant chocolate Easter egg*
Hi Aquila!
We ask everyone the question Aquila! It's fun! Dont you go around asking people, "Wie geht's?"
Only if we didn't see them for some time... and being around people we now we're able to tell how they are without asking them.^^
Brb- breakfast :D
OK Tristessa.
Aquila, sometimes I'm able to see how people are feeling up to 5 years before I see them ^^ which is freaky on the highest level.
*cocks head*
Well... that IS uncommon.^^
Welcome to my world Aquila :P
And then more stuff happened! And then I came back, and notice Tessa asked me questions, but left.
When you come back! Sure! When are you coming over?
And yes, have been vegetarian so long now I couldn't go back if I wanted to. Meat is not food. :-P
Could be interesting to do that, though...
Good morning, Aquila!
LOL Aquila :P
LOL Ann :P
Good morning Ann!^^
Skyril was in an interesting mood earlier. O.o
Um. I should eat something. Then I can go to bed. I hate being so tired it's hard to make a sentence.
*humms happily*
Another day of pure sunshine... :)
Although the risk of forest fires is increasing...
What mood was she in Ann?
Did you see Kallista's trap? LOL.
Which trap?
*walks*
*suddenly is lifted up in the air, hanging upside down*
Oh, this trap...
*sets an elaborate trap so that anybody who comes in will be shot by 888,888,889 marshmellows and 786,789,993 bananas*
*sets up polka music from the 1950's to play non stop unless each and every person declares their devotion and undying love to Kallista Pendragon 999,999,999 times*
REG
That trap ^^
*cocks head*
*takes ear plugs against the polka music*
*starts eating all the fruits she was shot with*
... won't declate devotion to anyone...
*declare
hi everyone
LOL Aquila.
heyy i is back
Hi Shalom!
*waves, hanging upside down, earplugs in her ears and eating a banana*
^^
And hi Amelie!
*same*
hi aquila! how come every time im on you're not on? I always miss you by like 3 posts or something.
You do? Erm... maybe because of the time zones...
Hi Shalom and Amelie :)
Going to get dressed (I'm sat on the sofa in my Pjamas :P)
Brb.
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