Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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U there?
WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP?!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glomps her*
I did ur next quizzy thingy!
:D
Lol, I saw!
I have to get up at 5:45am tomorrow :/
WAT?!
Why?
I've got to go to the gym :/ and I'm gonna have to get up at the same time for the gym 4 days a week!
*pats Jaffa's arm*
awww....and in the holidays!
srry, g2g!
I'll be back in a bit!
*jumps out*
:)
Bye! I'll be here! Well, I SHOULD be here
Hi guys...
Hi Gepard! Have we met before?
Good morning all!
Hi Jaffa!
GEPARD! *hugs*
Aquila! Hi!
Yea...
Oh, hi Aquila..
*smiles*
@Aquila-I found out where my mum's friend in Germany lives! It's Au am Rhien
I think my stomach is trying to tell me something..
Cool! Wait... in Baden?
*thinks of yellow feet*
^^
(nothing you have to understand ;) )
Maybe you should eat breakfast... ^^
*listens to own stomach*
...at least that's what mine wants me to do.
Aquila, if you see Nyx, Skylara or Octa ask them if they are entering my comp because tomorrow is the last day for entries,
Ok.
I just had dinner!
Hmph, I won't be able to stay up late to talk to people tonight :( I got to get up early :O
No prob, Jaffa.
*gives her a pillow and a blanket and starts singing lullabys*
New Post Aquila.
Be back in a few mins guys, i gotta read someones fanfic
*looks at Aquilas blog before departing towards it skipping. Falls head first into Aquilas blog*
*starts to fall asleep*
NO! I must stay awake! Anyway, it's only 7:30pm
*wonders if he'll have a soft thing to land on*
*looks into his blog*
Only 7:30?
*stops singing lullabys*
Oooops...^^
Lol Aquila, what time is it for you?
Hello all!
Ok Gepard important message from Lilith.
She apologizes
I'll go find it.
Hi Octa!
SORRY GUYS! I gotta go now! I am sooooo glad that I came back, and if gepard comes on, tell him that i hate myself, and that he is awesome, and that i am REALLY sorry! I just have a really bad temper! I am so sorry to him for that fight, and to you lot for leaving! Please forgive me, I must go! Good night!
*comes up out of Aquila's blog with missing teeth, blood everywhere, and bruised eyes*
...I...I'm okay..
*falls to floor and giggles*
Hey Jaffa!!!
Hi Octa!
I should ask ask you if you are entering Gepards comp because tomorrow is the last day for entries.
Jaffa, over here it's 11:20 am.
Bye Octa! Ó.o
It's okay Lilith, it doesn't matter.
Now Octa...
*points atblog looking severe*
Go There! Now!
Uh-oh...
*starts to decorate her blog with pillows to make sure noone else will be hurt falling into it*
it's 10:22 here
Jaffa, I think Octa quoted Lilith...
Mh-hm. English are always an hour behind Germans. (Can't stop to make this joke... ^^)
*starts healing somehow*
Oh, well that was lucky...
I was quoting Lilith.
And checking out Jaffa's blog.
Ok going to Gepard's blog.
Oh lol, Hi Octa!
Hahahaha Aquila, very funny
So, how is everyone?
*wonders*
Gepard, I son't think you had enough time to read my blog...
*cocks head*
*stumbles backwards and falls into Aquila's blog again*
*don't
I WANT A TARDIS COOKIE JAR! :/
*mumbles something about unsufficient funds*
*is glad she put some pillows into her blog*
*gives Jaffa a tardis cookie jar (whatever that is...)*
^^
Umm... ok I can write something.
I still never got your riddle.
Can we write about anything?
Hmm, don't have time to write anything now :/
Gepard? Answer! I don't have much tiiiiimmmmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Yes anything, mostly a spin-off of the story.
*comes up out of Aquila's blog covered with pillow feathers. Throws a pillow at Aqulia*
:P
*walks in*
Hey everyone! :) How's it goin'?
*looks down into a big hole*
I think Gepard's still in there...
Hi Tristessa!
Or he's out again...
*is hit by a pillow*
TESS!!!
*Glomps*
Oh i never glomped you Aquila, jaffa, and octa*
*glomps all*
AQUILA!! *glomps*
OCTA!! *glomps*
GEPARD!! *glomps* You're back?!?!
JAFFA!! *glomps*
Hi Tristessa!
Hi people
cant stay on long cause i'm on my mum's laptop
*is glomped, twice*
*blinks*
*hugs back*
Hi Vals!
*looks at body as it starts fading*
@Tess
Oh well, not anymore
*fades away*
the computer was taken over by GAME NERDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gepard, about your competition. Does it matter if it's:
a) Completely irrelevant
b) Slightly emotionally disturbing
c) There isn't really anything else... I just like the letter c :)
Oh, and do we HAVE to email it in? I don't like giving out my email address (even if it's not my real one). Can't I just post it on my blog and you take it from there?
*wonders*
Maybe I should have put more pillows down there... Surely didn't want him to become a ghost...
*looks into her blog, wondering if she'll see Gepards body*
*watches Gepard slowly fade*
Huh?
Hiya Scarlet!! *glomps*
they always play the crappiest games EVER!!!!
Octaboona? Sir Purple Poet? Mr Ambrosius? Where are you?
I HAS A POCKET WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (excuse the grammar)
*voice of gepard echos into Blogland all spooky*
Okayyyyy Teeesssss
Yooouuuu cccaaaaannnnn puuuuuuttttt iiiitttt ooonnn yoooouuurrr bbllllooogggggg
Hi Scarlet!
Brb, talking on the phone
*cocks head*
*takes vacuum cleaner*
Let's see if we can catch a ghost with this...
*starts hunting Gepard*
*listens to the voice, transfixed* Okayyyyyyyyy.... I will obey the command. *goes to finish the story*
OH hi Gepard
Congrats
so where is the bride
Who ya gonna call?
GHOST BUSTERS!
*becomes Remnant and takes over Aquila.
Break all Soul Catchers*
Mwahahaha
*is taken over*
Brb. If the purple poet returns, tell him to STAY PUT.
*turns into cat and pees on Jafffas leg*
*runs away*
*grabs vacuum cleaner from yesterday and wonders*
Aquila wat happened 2 that orange cloud from yesterday ??????????
*chases the Gepard cat with knife in hand*
*laughs wickedly*
*leaves Aquilas body and flies away*
*returns*
*goes to write more gothic horror story*
I'll still check back on here though :D
*picks up Gepard cat and starts to pet him*
*blinks*
*meows confused*
*sees Vals approaching her with a knive*
*changes back to human*
What happened?
Ummmm.................
Gepard took over your body
obviously
He did? I wonder if he liked being a girl... ^^
WHO PEED ON ME!?!?
*starts singing a random song*
all my life I've been good but now
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
thinkin wat the hell
Lol Scarlet, I love that song!
Aquila did Jaffa!!!!
*points at aquila accusingly*
oh i think he did
when a boy's spirit goes into a girls body
they kinda wanna check themselves out in the mirror...........
Um................
naked
I did WHAT?
...
... so sorry, Jaffa, what can I do ...
:D I had a dream that I was part of the glee cast (who will now be covering Friday ) and was performing at a Rebecca Black concert. However, we got really annoyed with the poor music standards and dropped out of the concert and went and sat backstage for the rest of the show. Backstage was a water park. Then Rebecca got complete randommers to fill in for us. Then she started getting really famous but I felt really bad for abandoning her. But everytime I tried to apologise, she kept ignoring me :( One day, I snuck into her mansion, dressed as a waiter and then she recognised me (FINALLY). But she didn't accept my apology :(
*blinks*
*stares at Vals*
*turns to Gepard*
I did no such thing Scarlet!
*has fingers crossed behind his back*
well u could polish her shoes
LOL
Lol Tristessa, I hate Rebecca Black
Ew, Gepard that's desgusting
*cocks head*
Oops, please excuse my typos and bad spelling
Sometimes there's only one way to make a grand entrance - with a grand piano.
*Lexi arrives to the tune of a falling grand piano*
wat eva Gepard boys always do that as soon as they kno they r in a girls body
Hi Lexi!
wats up lexi
*gets worried*
*doesn't know what to say*
In fats, the elements are connected by coherent bonds. Carbons can have 4 bonds but hydrogens can have only 1. There are single bonds and double bonds. A saturated fat doesn't have any double bonds. A double bond counts as two bonds and is represent by two lines. A single bond is represented by 1 line.
Hi there Lexi!! *glomps* How are you?
Hi Lexi!
*evades piano*
Yay! GCSE Chemistry!
EVERYBODY!!!!!
*points at blog*
@ the girls only
hey i'm wearing a 10/12 size bra and its Bonds
gee my boobs r small
*cocks head*
Me too?
Btw, people! Dragona is on the overflow! Let's go talk to him! Yay :D
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/2011/04/overflow-nineteen.html?commentPage=12
Uh, sure Scarlet but ehy are you putting that on here?
i dont kno just random thing
@Scarlet: Bonds? And bras don't come in 10/12s do they? Isn't it like 34B, 32A, 28DD etc.
Greetings, Jaffajaffajaffa :D *glomps* *mistakes for Jaffa cake and stares at hungrily*
Yo sup Vals :) we met before? *doffs imaginary cap*
heya Tristessa :D I'm awesome, bu tires... You?
Aquila!!! :D :D :D my hero... You're the only one who avoided being glomped by the grand piano!
*grand piano glomps all but Aquila*
So what does a girl do when she finds herself in a boy's body? Besides scream and cry...
Hi Ann!
ANN!! *glomps*
*but tired
Hi Ann!
@Lexi: Love to meet your exspectations!^^
Urm... In fats, the elements are connected by coherent bonds. Carbons can have 4 bonds but hydrogens can have only 1. There are single bonds and double bonds. A saturated fat doesn't have any double bonds. A double bond counts as two bonds and is represent by two lines. A single bond is represented by 1 line.
Hello Ann :D I assume she'd go all out putting make-up on and leave it there when she exits the body... *giggles*
Hi Ann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hugs her really tight*
Ann, I'd probably start picking up heavy stuff and throwing them (assuming the guy was strong) because I have weak arms :)
I'd try to do things I can't do, like standing on my hands, flic-flac, things like this.^^
Hey all!
I was reading Gepard's fanfic!
Am now off to write a spin off.
For the comp
...why are we discussing chemistry? My soul is screaming softly.....
NOO!!!!!!! OCTA!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!
*coughs*
Octa, Gepards story isn't a fanfic...
*coughs*
well i would
Ummmmmmmmm..................
i dont kno wat i would do if i was in a boys body
*screams dramtically*
@ Lexi - good answer! Except I don't know how to put on make-up. Hmm. Which would make it all the more entertaining, I suppose. :-D
Hello, all!
OCTABOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURPLE POET!!!!!!!!!!!! MR AMBROSIUS!!!!!!! PARAGON OF THE PURPLE HORDE!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!
*starts singing the random song again*
all my life I've been good but now
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
thinkin wat the hell
Scarlet would look at herself naked in the mirror :P
Wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no way!!!!!!!!!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Gepard just because u would do it!
^^
That, too, would be an option. But I think I prefer standing on my hands. ^^
CHEMISTRY REVISION TIME!!!
In fats, the elements are connected by coherent bonds. Carbons can have 4 bonds but hydrogens can have only 1. There are single bonds and double bonds. A saturated fat doesn't have any double bonds. A double bond counts as two bonds and is represent by two lines. A single bond is represented by 1 line.
@Tristessa: Don't forget the little triangles, showing ionic bonds. ^^
OCTAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*attempts to drag back with slinky lasso*
*fails*
*walks away hunched in defeat*
Why, thank you, Ann! Well, you know what they say - ignorance is bliss ;D
Yeah Octa,
It's my own original story.
It has nothing to do with any book, magazine, review or anything else.
I cam up with it.
But s'ok
gtg gotta hav a 5min shower
I just don't ever what to end up in a boys body, that would be weird.
*leaves* Bye everyone!
Okey dokey scarlet!
Bye Tristessa!
Bye Tristessa!
He-oh, Gepard!
*stares in awe and respect at fellow writer*
Well, Scarlet, you know what they say about those that protest the loudest... ^.~
Don't leave Tess!
Bye Tristessa!
Bye Tristessa!
*attacks with flying hug*
*lets go*
*waves handkerchief*
Lexi I have no idea what you said... LOL
It's a stupid day for me today
GUYS!!!!
*points at blog*
Gepard, Dragona asked me to tell you what he said...
"trohyman, kallista said that you were sad the other night ... and btw i don't think i'm better than you, or anyone else. if you want to be my friend, stop hurting people and stop taking things so seriously, i'm not getting at you btw, i'm trying to give you advice."
Uh, I'm staring at you in awe and respect because you, like me, write stories...?
*coughs*
*points at her story*
At the moment it's not even a fanfic... no magic in it, yet.^^
Everyone here writes stories
Yes, but yours are still special. :)
I think everyone here writes stories, except for me. I, um.. I don't know why I'm here.
Tell Dragona Thanks
Oooooh, do we all write stories (fanic or otherwise)? :D
*enters room without shirt on*
ooooopppppppsssssss!
at least i hav a bra on
*dives into wardrobe to look 4 shirt*
*sighs*
*averts eyes from Scarlet*
lol Vals.^^
@Lexi
Not all of us, but quite a lot.
Wanna read mine?
*puppy eyes*
*jaw drops at Scarlet with no shirt on. Drools*
*stares at everyone including Ann with awe and respect*
Because Ann, it is readers like you that justify the existence of writers like us. :)
@Ann
Not writing stories you might be here to read them?
*points at her blog*
*puppy eyes some more*
^^
Those is honest words Lexi
*sister enters room and stares*
*i stare bak at her*
*shouts at her* Wat r u lookin at? and wat r u doin in my room?
*grins*
*gives tissue to Gepard*
*accidentally eats tissue*
*drools*
@Aquila: Oooh can I??? :D :D :D *counters puppy eyes with puppy eyes*
Scarlet. Put a shirt on. Gepard is creepily beginning to resemble Fletcher.
*slaps Gepard in the face and continues lookin 4 a top*
Ah ha i found a singlet
a blue 1
my favourite color
*gives him another tissue*
Of course you can, Lexi. Have a link:
http://aquilafelis.blogspot.com/
*follows Scarlet around, drooling*
Gepard, aren't you getting married?
Um. Aquila? Was that tissue of the edible kind...?
*looks 4 a pair of PJ's*
Lol, well done Lexi, first on the page
Noooo.
*continues to follow Scarlet*
*falls on top of her, drooling*
Don't think so, Lexi...
but they aren't poisonous, right?
*wonders*
This page is... Jaffa's?
Then I semi-dedicate it to Aquila and Ann because their names alliterate with Awesome! :D
*takes Gepards ear*
*pulls him away from Vals*
Leave her some space... ^^
Good morning, Mr. Landy! Pretty sure it's still morning there, barely.
I hope you are feeling better. Please get well soon! ...so you can start working on the MUSICAL. :-D And also because we'd all be happy to know you're ok, and have you back to your usual irreverent self. You're funnier when you're not miserable. :-P *hugs carefully*
And now it's bedtime, so Goodnight, Derek! And goodnight bloggers!
*hugs everyone*
Night Ann!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screams in Gepards ear
Get OFF MEEE U #$%&@@##$*&
*gets pulled away and starts following Aquila*
Night Ann!
Good thing I didn't mention that I was changing my pyjama to usual clothes...^^
YAAAAAAAYYYYY WOOOOO!!!!!
Hold the applause, hold the applause....
*waves graciously to rose-throwers*
*ducks anvil*
Hey!! Who threw that?
Bye Ann
*hugs her before she leaves*
*looks at following Gepard*
*giggles*
*gets a necklace and a leash*
*walks with Gepard like with a dog*
^^
Yeah, good thing I didn't mention I was changing from my street clothes to pjs :P lol
*looks away quickly as lexi looks at him*
*whistles inncoently*
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