Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


4,087 comments:

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Dragona Pine said...

It's your own fault Mar-chu.


*she tries to scratch but with only one paw she falls over*

Mar-Chu said...

*walks over to Kallista*

*curls up on head*

*purrrrrrrrrrr*

*death glares at dragona*

Scathach Cain said...

heys why did i add the s you may ask i say who knows!!
anyway my name is eleanor, i met you in dun laoighre in easons remember? you gave me this blog on a piece of paper and its taken me this long to write because everytime i tried everyone else had used up all the commnets:( until now!!!
the reason you gave me this blog was because i asked you about the auditions for valkyrie in the skuldugery pleasant movie. i was wondering when and where they are on if they are on at all.
em . . . . . hm i dont know what else to say except for thanks and the rooms on fire so i think i'll be leaving( just kidding if it was i wouldn't still be typing!!) your loyal servant, Eleanor/Elly/Scathach
ps i was kidding about the servant part
pps i love the skulduggery books
ppps why are these things called ps?

Liz said...

I'm going to go work on fanfic, see y'all in a bit

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lizzy.




Kallista, when's the wedding going to be now? Or don't you know yet?

Mar-Chu said...

*purrrrrr's on Kallista's head*

*hissss's at Dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

*sticks toungue out at Mar-chu*

Mar-Chu said...

*licks front PAW*

*licks Kallista lovingly*

Dragona Pine said...

Which paw is that Mar-chu? The one which doesn't exist? Of course, if you tried to lick your paw you would fall over...

*looks at Mar-chu as she falls over*

I told you so...

Mar-Chu said...

erhem, i have TWO BACK PAWS.

*launches self back onto Kallista's head*

*mir-chu wanders in*

Mir: Hello!

Mar-Chu said...

Mar- *shows mir paw and flicks tail at dragona*

mir- *sharpens spiked hammer*

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think I'll be allowed on until 10 pm. I hate living in different time zones. I agree though, this weekend would have been good but you've got things to sort out. If next weekend is bad for you, maybe we could have it on a week day or something. I'm easy with whatever day we have it on.

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, go with whatever dress you like. I'm sure it won't anger anyone.

Dragona Pine said...

Sure Kallista. But could you change it back afterwards? :P

Btw, what do you want to do with the names? Do you want to still be Kallista Pendragon or Kallista Pine or what? I think it would be better if we stayed with our original names... but it's up to you, I don't mind.

Mar-Chu said...

hmm...fine

i gotts goooooooo~ i have homework~

*rides mir-chu away*

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Mar-chu.

Dragona Pine said...

It's a cool name! I think I'll stay with Dragona Pine though :)

Maybe we COULD have the wedding on Valentines Day afterall? :P

Liz said...

can you two tell me ASAP when you decide on a date because i need to work on your wedding gift

Dragona Pine said...

We'll tell you as soon as we know Lizzy :)

Liz said...

ok, back to fanfic! *flys off*

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Lizzy.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... bye Kallista :(


*sits in corner and cries at his lonliness*

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane! I thought I would be a loner for a second there...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Dragona. Do you post stuff on deviantART?

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*

Bye Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

No, I haven't posted anything Darkane.

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks Kallista. Bye.

Darkane Claw said...

You should post some of your fan fic Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... I'm sorry Darkane, I have to go for my tea. Please don't leave, I haven't talked to you for a while.

I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, Bye Draogna.

Liz said...

whoa, what happened to your dad?

Liz said...

Kallistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Unknown said...

OHMYGOODNESSNO D:
The blog's almost full!! Dx

Liz said...

Hey Pandora :) sup?

Unknown said...

Anyone on?

Unknown said...

Hey Lizzy :D
Nothing much. Listening to Enya. Loving that it's the weekend :P

Unknown said...

ARGHAFLARGSJUHRGSDKJFKDSFLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG.


I see the blog still isn't fixed.
o:<
Curse those blog staff people...

Liz said...

i know, its soooooo annoying :P

Lunar Tears said...

I just found a newspaper full of the world's worst serial killers! It's surprisingly fascinating...

Unknown said...

Hey Lunar! :D

That's a bit dark, but I can see how that'd be cool xD

Unknown said...

ACK
REPLAYREPLAYREPLAY

*World half-spontaneously-combusts*
*I manage to click replay button*

*All is well again*


Phew o:

Lunar Tears said...

Hi but bye!

I have to go, but I'll be back in about 15 minutes!

Unknown said...

Cursum Perficio :33

Unknown said...

'Kay

Liz said...

my tea is cold :/

Liz said...

anyone?

Lunar Tears said...

Prawn crackers are addictive...

Liz said...

Prawn are little shrimp, right?

Lunar Tears said...

Yeah...

Liz said...

weird...

Lunar Tears said...

I've ran out of prawn crackers...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi. Sorry I'm late, I had to go for a shower.

Liz said...

are they good?

Liz said...

Dragona!! *glomp* hiiiiiiiiiiii :)

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy. PRAWN CRACKERS ARE AMAZING!

Liz said...

I've never seen them before, it must be a brit thing

Dragona Pine said...

Oh no! No Primeval, no Merlin... what am I going to do on Saturday nights? :o

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Dragona!

They're amazingly delicious, Lizzy! :)

Liz said...

ummm, talk with us? just a suggestion...

Dragona Pine said...

No, they're not British, their Asian. They're little white crisp type things (for you it's chips... probably) that taste of prawns.

Lunar Tears said...

I'm watching two films tonight!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, I ALWAYS talk to you on a Saturday night... I meant tv-wise :P

Dragona Pine said...

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is amazing. I might get Black Ops or Red Dead Redemption or something tomorrow... I'm going to town in the morning :S

Liz said...

still, i've never seen them and i look in the Asian section a lot because i need stuff for my sushi

Dragona Pine said...

Or I might get F1 2010.

Dragona Pine said...

Or Mass Effect 2.


AAAHHH SO MANY GAMES!

Lunar Tears said...

Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)

Rumour has it I'm the one you're leaving her for...

Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for...

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaM6t5-4BA

^^^
Watch that and turn it up to full volume :)

Lunar Tears said...

^^ I CAN'T GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD ^^

Liz said...

its sorta weird...

Lunar Tears said...

??

Lunar Tears said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'M BEING BURGLED! :O


Oh... No, it's just my Mum...

Dragona Pine said...

RIBENA XD

Liz said...

whatttttttttttt?

Lunar Tears said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

When my Mum comes down the stairs I have to go...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Lunar :/

Lunar Tears said...

She's coming! She's coming! EVERYBODY HIDE!

Liz said...

*hides under a box*

Lunar Tears said...

*goes to hide behind the sofa but leg gets stuck in the table*

*pulls but only jam can get the leg out*

*sees there's no jam in the house*

"Hmm..."

Dragona Pine said...

Once we had our car broken into... attempted anyway. I looked out of my bedroom window because I could hear voices and these guys were around the car with a massive hammer, I just opened the window and shouted "Get off the bloody car bitches!" and they took off running. Luckily I wasn't in my pjamas so I ran out of the house and chased them down the road, they ditched their hammer half way down and got into a car and escaped. Our car had no damage because I stopped them... I'm a hero :)

Lunar Tears said...

SHE'S HERE!

g2g!

Liz said...

LOL! Dragona pine, crime fighter... it has a ring to it ;)

Liz said...

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Lunar

Dragona Pine said...

It actually happened though, I'm not lying. They were wearing balaclavas and gloves... if I had looked at the number plate then the police would have got them too :( there were 3 of them... and I chased them down the road. It was a dark blue Vauxhall Astra, that's all I remember.

Liz said...

they could had run you over with the car, or one of them might of had a gun or a knife. they could have killed you

Aquila Felis said...

Hi all!






I should find a different way to greet all...

Dragona Pine said...

I wasn't really bothered, they COULD have killed me if they wanted, they could have just turned around and hit me with the hammer, but they didn't. They were off like hell down the road. I would have owned them anyway :P

Aquila Felis said...

So, what are you talking about?

Dragona Pine said...

Well, it's hard to explain but a few years ago I stopped a robbery of our own car... look up for the details if you wish.

Liz said...

how old are you? 14 right? three full grown, possibly armed guys against you would not turn out well, you can only throw one person at a time.
btw, i would totally do the same thing

Liz said...

brb

Aquila Felis said...

I wouldn't leave the house to chase them, but call the police... especially I wouldn't leave the house if they were already running... ah, maybe I'm too lazy. ;-)

Dragona Pine said...

I was 12 at the time... I still could throw people and I was exactly 6ft tall at that stage. They were armed with a big HAMMER, and to me, someone who knows how to disarm someone in less than a second, wouldn't be very useful. If it DID turn out differently, I would have lifted one off the ground and used him to batter the crap outa the other 2.

Liz said...

what have you been eating!?! no 12 year old is 6foot!

brb again

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Aquila, it's me your talking to. I wasn't scared of them, they were obviously scared of me. I didn't care how it would turn out if I was honest, at least I stopped them though :)

Dragona Pine said...

*blushes*

I was 6ft when I was 12...

Aquila Felis said...

Erm, Dragona...
1. Hammers are heavy
-> 2. throwing it at you/ trying to hit you with it, the hammer would be even heavier (yes, not physicaly, but you get the idea)
->3. You wouldn't be able to stop it. Braking some of your bones you'd be able to change it's direction, but you'd be hurt.
->4. Baaad idea.

Aquila Felis said...

*leaves to find out what 6ft is in m*

Dragona Pine said...

It wasn't just a hammer, it was a HUGE hammer, not as big as a sledge hammer but still pretty big. You underestimate me though, I would be able to grab the handle and change it's direction before they could even blink. They ditched the hammer though half way down the road, I suppose they thought it would be easier to run without it... SCAREDY CATS!

Aquila Felis said...

*6ft= about 1,80m*
*raises eyebrow*
Did your parents feed you with cow-milk when you were a baby?
^^

Aquila Felis said...

Were they caught?

Dragona Pine said...

No they didn't. I'm just tall.

Dragona Pine said...

No, they weren't caught. I didn't see the registration plate :(

Dragona Pine said...

"In other words, Adios mother fucker!"

^^
A-Team is just great :)

Aquila Felis said...

But...
they left a hammer with fingerprints and you propably were able to describe them, right?

Dragona Pine said...

1. They were wearing gloves - no fingerprints.
2. They were wearing balaclavas - no identification.

Aquila Felis said...

I love A-Team. Especially Murdock going on B.A.s nerves.^^

Dragona Pine said...

I like the bit at the start when they're in the helicopters and are fighting then they go into US territory and one of them just goes "In other words, Adios mother fucker!" and a plane comes and blows them up :)

Liz said...

back, i had to help mum fold clothes :P

Aquila Felis said...

You still had the colour and type of their car and an estimated height and weight of them...

Aquila Felis said...

Hmm, guess the German translation is different...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, a dark blue Vauxhall Astra, they were all about 5ft 10, one was chubbier than the other 2 but they were all quite slim. And I wonder how many of them there are around where I live, well you can't count EXACTLY where I live, but there must be about a 100.

Liz said...

hmm, they sound a bit like pavement artists

Dragona Pine said...

It must be different in German, because the English one is just too cool :)

Dragona Pine said...

Pavement artists with a big hammer, trying to break into a car, wearing balaclavas... yeh... pavement artists :S

Aquila Felis said...

*raises eyebrow*
I just can't remember them using mother fucker. But it's still cool. (or especially because of it, your choice ^^)

Aquila Felis said...

balaclavas... how can you take such a word seriously? ^^

Liz said...

*bops Dragona on the head* Pavement artists are people who can blend into the crowd. They are completely average and you can walk past them hundreds of times before you even start to think you've seen them somewhere before

Dragona Pine said...

No, the words didn't make it cool, the WAY that they did it was cool. They were having a dogfight in helicopters over Afgan soil, as soon as they went onto American soil, they were talking about resticted fighting on american territory, then they say "In other words, Adios mother fucker!" and a plane fires it's rockets at them and they blow up... THAT was cool :)

Aquila Felis said...

Ok... I like exposiions too. And, luckily, my chemisty teacher likes them, too. ^^

Aquila Felis said...

*explosion

Dragona Pine said...

I thought they were artists who work on the pavement lol.

Liz said...

LOL, no

Dragona Pine said...

EXPLOSIONS!
I case them on COD all the time. But I LOVE smoke grenades :)

Liz said...

me too! but REAL grenades are better ;)

Aquila Felis said...

Well, real explosions are even more fun. ^^
*remembers all the explosions, smiling*

Aquila Felis said...

Thinking about it... building a bomb is quite easy, isn't it?

Dragona Pine said...

Well, on COD the explosions are cool when you get 5 kills with one. I LOVE explosions... as long as your not in the middle of one.

Mar-Chu said...

*splode*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Mar-chu.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Mar-Chu!
Might I call you Mar? It's shorter (and without a -)

Mar-Chu said...

yes~ of course~

Aquila Felis said...

~?

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder where Kallista is! :(

Mar-Chu said...

*searches*

oh Kallistaaaaaaaaaaaaa! where are youuuuuu?

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Kallista!
*changes to cat*

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista!

*hugs her*


Right on time :P you don't have to leave do you? :o

Mar-Chu said...

NOOOOOOOOO!

*clings to Kallista like a koala*

and this time i wont let GOOO!

Liz said...

LOL Kallista

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista. :o

Liz said...

i need to go now, i have to take a shower before i go to my gram's house.

in the mean time read my fanifc!

http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/#/d39dle0


Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*


You haven't answered my question... you don't have to leave do you? :o

Mar-Chu said...

C:

smiley~

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lizzy.

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at pink bikini*
*changes to fox, ripping it*
*changes back to cat, looking innocent*

Mar-Chu said...

*twitches*

*spaz*

*jumps around*

LACEEEEEEEEE! STOP IT! STOP IT!

*screams*

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista please answer my question...

Mar-Chu said...

*claws at lace*

*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs with relief*

I thought your parents were banning you or something Kallista :o

*hugs her*

Aquila Felis said...

*does the same trick again*
*will use claws against the one putting her into a cat bikini next time*
*helps Mar destroying her bikini*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, kitty bikini :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista, you just had me worried for a second there :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol again Kallista.

Aquila Felis said...

*hisss*
*claws on Kallista*
*changes to eagle*
*flys up high*

Aquila Felis said...

*screams, like eagles do, up in the air*

Dragona Pine said...

Well done Kallista :)


*turns into giant grey Dragon and flies after Aquila for clawing his fiancee*

Mar-Chu said...

*twitches*

*flips in a book furiously looking for a fierce animal she reconizes*

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at giant grey Dragon(a)*
*takes bucket of pink coulour*
*pours it over him*
*changes to human*
How do like this?
*changes to eagle again*

Dragona Pine said...

*breathes fire on the paint, disintergrating it so it doesn't go on him*


*flies after Aquila again*

Mar-Chu said...

*sigh's in relief*

*goes human*

*flops on ground*

t-thaaaaank youuuuuu!

Aquila Felis said...

*flys down to Kallista*
*changes to cat and hides behind her*

Mar-Chu said...

*turns into penguin*

*waddles around*

*humms lady gaga for some odd reason*

Dragona Pine said...

*lands on the ground next to Kallista*


*growls at Mar-chu and Aquila before turning to human again*

Mar-Chu said...

*waddles around dragona*

honk honk!

Aquila Felis said...

*sits down, looking at Dragona just like cats always do*

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to un-donkey-fy Kallista*

I can't marry a donkey!

Mar-Chu said...

*changes back*

*changes into cat and demands to have stomach rubbed*

meow meow meow!

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to human*
Well, you can marry a donkey being a donkey yourself...
*hides as fast as possible*

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up Mar-chu and puts her infront of a fire instead*

Mar-Chu said...

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its sooo waaaaaarm!

*curls up and purrrrrrrrr's*

Dragona Pine said...

*turns into giant grey Dragon hearing Aquila's comment*


*roars and sends a blast of fire at her*


Say you're sorry! You must be blind if you think I'm a donkey!

Mar-Chu said...

*watches the fight like its a movie*

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to human*
Well, your big, grey, loud and have four legs...
*jumps into river, trying not to be roasted*

Dragona Pine said...

*stalks after Aquila, intending on eating her alive*

Dragona Pine said...

*get to where she is, looks down on her and eats her*



*chews her up into pieces*



*swallows*

Aquila Felis said...

*giggles*
*takes a lot of pepper and sharp paprika*
*puts it on her*
Hmmmmmm...
*adds poisonous plants*
*continues running away*

Aquila Felis said...

I'm no healthy food, you know?

Dragona Pine said...

*Dragona's digestive system breaks down the poison into water*

Dragona Pine said...

*heals Aquila and spits her out*

Fine...


*changes to human*


*kisses Kallista*

Aquila Felis said...

*turns to cat inside Dragonas stomach*
*claws and bites*

Dragona Pine said...

*rolls eyes*

You've already been spat out Aquila, and you were in little bits, you couldn't claw.

Aquila Felis said...

Brides maid... Ok! ^^

Aquila Felis said...

*wonders*
How comes all of you are shapeshifters, too?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista.


*holds his arm out for her to land on*


I like you as human :)


Btw, we need to sort out a date for the wedding again. I don't mind when we have it, whatever's easiest for you.

Liz said...

Back! and eating pizza :)

Dragona Pine said...

Well, my OC is actually an Elemental, but since my name is Dragona... I AM the Dragon Master, so I should be able to change into a Dragon.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Lizzy!
Good thing I'm not hungry... *looks at pizza*

Mar-Chu said...

*human*

eeeeeeeeeew....why are you two KISSING?

it was fun when all of you were fighting...

Liz said...

Hey y'all *hands Aquila pizza*

Dragona Pine said...

Knowing you guys, the blog will be full when I return. So go on the Overflow.

http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/

^^^
That's the link!


*kisses Kallista*

I g2g now... night all...

*hugs Flo*


Night...

Mar-Chu said...

oh! i was originolly an elemental, but now i'm thinking of switching...i like being a cat!

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Dragona!
*looks at pizza*
I'm not hungry, but still...
*eats it, smiling*

Liz said...

good night Dragona! have pleasant dreams :)

Mar-Chu said...

bye dragona!

Aquila Felis said...

Well, shapeshifting sure is fun. ^^
*changes to eagle, flying happily*

Rosella Embers said...

hello!

Liz said...

got to go, i'm going to my Grammy and pop-pop's house for dinner

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!!

Aquila Felis said...

*changes back to human*
Hi Rosella!

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