Wednesday, August 17, 2016

American Monsters Tour

The third and final book in the Demon Road series is almost upon us... (of course, if you're in Ireland, it may be upon you already...)

Tour details are below. If you can make it, AWESOME. If we're not going anywhere near you, hopefully we will at some stage in the future.


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The wrench said...

My spot (;

And aww shite... Not coming anywhere near me... Hopefully next time though?

Tadgh Connery said...

Ya. I've finished it already and it is excellent! Well done Derek... a very good triology!☺

Custard and Cream said...

What exactly is involved at the festival? Like I'd want the book signed but the nearest to me is Edinburgh. Will I still be able to get it signed at the festival or would I have to go to Newcastle?

PS. go check out my blog :)

Feraaaa32 said...

hahaha

Emerald Melody said...

Where the hell is everyone??

There is literally no one around anymore and it's frightening...

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

It's hilarious how no one cares anymore.
さようならブログちゃん!

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet said...

I'm never sure how to respond to tour announcements. On the one hand, I don't want to be that person who's always like "why don't you sign books near meeeeeee," because I don't like being rude. On the other hand, if I were to try to be enthusiastic about a tour on the other side of the planet, it'd be fake enthusiasm.

So, um, I hope those of you who can go enjoy yourselves.

Yeah.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(None near me this time.)

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Hahahaha screw the tours.

Feraaaa32 said...

eh I do agree that he could've picked a much better ending but you also gotta consider that he was probably pissed as hell. He might have just not even bothered with it anymore. Actually...yeah I don't think he cared for the last 2 chapters.

but yeah shonen jump can go jump lol

I sure as hell am thinking about it myself XD

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Yeah I guess. I think I'm just like 100% more pissed because Kubo literally treated my favourite characters like trash. If there's two things I care about in this whole series it's Yoruichi x Urahara and Chad x Ichigo. Their backstories were amazing and had so much room to grow and what? Urahara doesn't appear? Chad's last contribution to the series was "I'll fight the stone statues I'll clear a path for you" then Ichigo just doesn't go back that way, he just leaves Chad behind???

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

It was a great finale for Rukia x Renji fans though. Actually Ichika was kind of cute I guess. Don't know why her face was the last panel of the whole series though.

Feraaaa32 said...

Look, you've gotta consider....he was most likely rushed before this. And he had more plans to do but within this many chapters, what did you honestly expect? Yes, he could've done it better but there would be still so many things to bitch about/would've been left open. It's honestly not worth to dwell over it. Shonen jump pretty much fucked all of us in the ass with a large dragon dildo. Kubo had so much more planned and is not his fault that there were some complications with the editor. Even if it was his fault, the editor is still in fault as he fucked over millions of fans for some selfish reasons.

Feraaaa32 said...

Rukia x Renji .....I just didn't feel that tbh XD it was so artificial, cuz he didn't have any time to actually put any proper context behind it.

Also, Chad x Ichigo? Nah, I never saw that as a possibility. They were just really good friends...

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Oh no I just mean the relationship between Chad and Ichigo haha. Chad's whole back story in the Soul Society arc was so epic and moving, the flashbacks to them in high school and Chad's whole "I only throw punches for Ichigo" motivation. Then he becomes a boxer, seriously?!

Rushed or not I expected sooo much better. Kubo genuinely wasted about half of his time just breaking Ichigo's sword over and over. Definitely blame Shounen and the editors, but man Kubo had the chance to fill in some plot holes and actually ignored them.

Biggest insult from Shounen though, not even giving him extra pages for the finale! That hurt. I genuinely didn't realise that was the last page, I didn't realise the chapter had ended. Ugh.

Feraaaa32 said...

Yeah, I am not saying he didn't waste any chances, it's just that I mainly blame shonen for this

lol yeah naruto got a huge double chapter as the last, then a spin off and so many other things...just because it was doing better in japan. Fuck shonen jump.

Feraaaa32 said...

Oh no, I think the biggest kick is that it's getting made into a live action movie. Kubo specifically stated he had created something that live action wouldn't be able to handle...coincidence much? Don't think so.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Excited for the book!!!

I really want to go to a signing but like Fabi said, they're not close :(

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Oh shit did he say that? That's actually hilarious then. Yeah the live movie can only be trash. It will probably compete with DBZ Evolution for worst anime movie ever.

I just love how this arc is called the 1000 Year Blood War, and we don't actually see the blood war, at all. Like what, he couldn't dedicate even one single chapter to actually showing the war from 1000 years ago, the whole point, the whole reason for this arc, the reason everyone is fighting, no? just wow

Feraaaa32 said...

well i mean....I think he thought it would be waaayyy toooo rushed and he didn't wanna do it that way...so...I think he's gonna release a character and a handbook and gonna explain everything he left out in those.

No, it seems like the quincy were not quite settled. Yhwach probably just wanted to do the same thing back then and that's why it broke out.

Umm, I have my hopes for the live reaction movie but there's a 90% chance it will turn out worse than a dog shit that has been infected by tape worms-still hoping, just hoping it'll be somewhat bearable.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Yeah but like, so much teasing oh man. That brief brief panel showing Yamamoto from 1000 years ago using bankai and kicking Ywach's butt, hot damn. Just a chapter would have been nice :(

character book? lol, last one was fan made or something, cyborg izuru kira hahaha oh shit.

Yeah that sounds about right. Don't even know what kind of story they hope to cram into a single shitty movie. Maybe they'll make a trilogy or something, that could be okay I guess.

Feraaaa32 said...

yeah, if they had made sequels, that'd be fine. IF they pull it off and it's actually a decent movie (first one to be about an anime)and maybe even get attention for bleach....oh lord, I would suck them off right then and there lol. That would just be the ultimate relief for bleach fans.

Feraaaa32 said...

haha, I am thinking if I am ever gonna be rich, I'll give Kubo a chance ot finish off his series as he wanted to and re-start the anime, without a doubt.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Tonight was great
I had

A pint of cider
A small magnem
A jack bomb
A rekorderling cider
A strawberry sunset
A jäger bomb
And another Jack bomb

I'm not smashed.. I just had a great time
I saw most of my English class and they hugged me :3)

Adra Cruciatus said...

Good luck, Derek. I'm happy that you have all of the tour dates planned, and I'm sure it will be fun.



...
*Once again, is uncomfortable with excessive alcohol*

Star Inkbright said...

:) I'm glad you had fun, Chloe. :)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Thank you star

In Jack MURPHYS they started playing cherry pie and the bar maids got on the bar and started dancing and spraying a drinks hose at everyone)

Star Inkbright said...

@Chloe: :) Sounds like a good time.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(It was fun
Legs ache from dancing xD )

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...
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Star Inkbright said...

@Chloe: :) :)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Jailbreak (not sure who the author is)

Without friction, we'd all fall down
All our wounds are just bumping into each other
I whip you where I was whipped
Now I can breathe, you suffocate
You throw words as hard as rocks
To break the chains around your thoughts

You strike me below the knees
Now I send that out to three
Either you, or I, or both go with him
We are taking time, bonds and clothes
Retaliate even before the first grenade is thrown

To show you the precision in my pain
To create more of the same
Oh, these chains aren't gonna break
These tears aren't gonna pay for anything

If we're all connected then no one can move
If I'm infected then the virus is you
We've got blinders on and we fail to see
That all we are, is love
And all we are trying to be, is more love

Our Problems are how do we get more of what we already are?
More love

If we're all connected, anybody can be our liberator
We just have to be a liiittle less wounded than the next
And just a few more centimetres wider in the chest
Wear their scars wide open to the test
So the cumulation of generations that were suppressed
Give the opposite of what was received
Change the currency
We're planning a jailbreak

The whole world is exchanging their whips and chains for a shiver

LaurenXIV said...

Hi :)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Lauren! Hey!)

LaurenXIV said...

Hi Inky!!! How are you??? :)


I got the job at the bookstore :) I had some training on Wednesday and I start in a few weeks :) I also was invited to have coffee with one of the people ill be working with this weekend :)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(I'm feeling like shit tbh

Awesome!!!!!

I asked if I could have a job at a bar last night, the one where bar maids dance on the bar but there's no vacancies!)

LaurenXIV said...

Haha dancing on the bar sounds really fun :) well um I wouldnt do it myself but it does sound fun :) You should just keep looking for jobs you like :)

Im so sorry that you feel bad :( Are you ok???

Amy, Sarah, Aria (Gemma) said...

Still don't like the name of it...

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(It looks fun.. I do like that sorta dancing

Il be fine.. It's a long story I'm not ready to share)


GEMMA OMG HOW ARE YOU)

Adra Cruciatus said...

It's happening

Tomorrow Is The Judgment Day said...

Ooh, tours :)

No where near me, but still.

(Quietly hoping for another Aus tour that includes Tasmania this time, but I know it's unlikely :P)

Adra Cruciatus said...

If anyone cares...
On the 3YL blog, it's finally happening. The names.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(*stomach grumbles*)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: come on!
*grabs her wrist, doing his best to run towards the door*
*he'll have to run back to the house*
*he can probably convince Alys to call this off..*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *sighs and follows*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *eventually they'll make it to the house*
*Michael is huffing and puffing, clutching his ribs, in serious pain*
*stumbles to the door, trying to open it*
*the house is empty, but he doesn't know that cause he didn't check the windows*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: locked.. Huh.. Do you have a key?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No I don't..
*goes to the window, trying to see in*
It's dark

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: maybe they're out

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: can you get us in?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *pulls out gun and shoots the front door lock*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *flinches at the noise*
I meant WITHOUT breaking anything!!!

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *shrugs and pushes the door*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *walks in hesitantly*
Any sign of anyone..? Or of the date..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: check the kitchen

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: right, yeah.
*pauses*
Don't steal anything.
*walks to the kitchen, looking around for ANYONE*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

*obviously there's no one *
*church bells can be heard in the distance*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *spots a calendar and freezes*
*runs back to Al, ignoring his screaming ribs*
*grabs her wrist, not bothering to explain*
*sprints as best he can, wheezing and squeaking slightly, barely able to stay on his feet*
*running towards the sound of the bells*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: oh! *follows quickyl* slow down!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *shakes head, stumbling*
*is shaking in pain*
*he can barely see anything, the pain is causing black spots in his vision*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *sighs* love is for fools! Escape while you can

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *wheezes, shaking and slowing down, hugging himself tightly*
*shakss his head*
I can't..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: gah!

Alys: *is being walked down the aisle by flauros*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *stumbles, grabbing Al to keep himself upright*
Please Al..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: what do you expect me to do!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: just help me get there, please!
*begs her with his eyes*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *supports him and sighs* come on or she'll be married

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *leans against her*
Thank you..
*walk/hop/runs with her as support*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: come on, not far *walks$

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *walks with her, managing to get his breathing back in order*
*blinks the black spots away*
Wait what do I do when I get there??

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: say you object? Sweep her off her feet? I dunno, never got married

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Somehow I think sweeping her off her feet isn't an option.
*they crest the hill, the church is down the other side*
Let's go!

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: ugh.. You're a pain

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No I'm in pain.
*starts stumbling down the hill with Al*
*winces at the movement*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al; *tries to support him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *leans heavily against her*
Thank you..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: don't thank me *supoorts him and wakks*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Okay then.
*eventually they'll reach the bottom of the hill*
*stops leaning on her, he needs to seem strong*
*stands straight, holding his ribs gently*
Okay so just walk in and shout objection..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: yes

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Right
*walks up to the doors nervously*
*hugging himself*
*blinks, looking at the items on the steps*
What the..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

*future Alys has left a backing track and stereo*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *picks up the backing track, looking at it in confusion*
*opens the case it's in, a piece of paper with lyrics written on is inside*
*looks down at the stereo then at the door*
*grabs the paper, reading it, memorising it quickly, vaguely recognising the original song*
*theres a small microphone connected to the stereo*
*puts the disk in, pressing play*
*flinches as LOUD MUSIC begins the blare*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: what the?

*everryone inside pauses and turns to the door*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *waits until it's just about at the part he's meant to sing and shoulders open the door, nervously*
*his singing voice is actually quite decent, although he does sound a bit nervous*
*the microphone is one of those weird wireless ones*
I'm so rushed off my feet,
Looking for my Alys,
So much I need to say...
I’m sorry that its on her wedding day.
Coz she's so right for me,
But Flauros disagrees,
He wanted to kill me,
Coz I never could commit you see.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *stares*

Al: *rolls eyes *

Flauros: *growls*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *spots Flauros and looks away quickly*
But she’s mine.
I'll be glad I've crashed the wedding.
It's better than regretting.
I could have been a loser kid,
And ran away and hid
But that's the same thing that I always did.
Coz true love lasts forever,
So let's both get together,
As if he never met her..
So looking back,
I'll be glad I crashed the wedding.
*moves very slightly up the aisle, instead of looming in the doorway*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: m m m.. *rubs her eyes*

Archer: look who decides to show up

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *glares at Archer*
*he doesn't sound as nervous*
Now furries spread the word!
Grace might cry once she's heard..
I'll steal my girl away,
From everybody gathered here today.
*his strides become more purposeful, challenging Archer*
And, just in time.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: *steps forwards, in front of Alys*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *narrows his eyes, feeling a slight flare of possessive anger towards Archer*
I'll be glad I've crashed the wedding.
It's better than regretting.
I could have been a loser kid
And ran away and hid
But it always hurt her when I did.
Coz true love lasts forever,
So let's both get together,
As if he never met her..
So looking back,
I'll be glad I crashed the wedding.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flauros: *strides towards michael* what the hell are you doing?!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *backs away from Flauros slightly*
Don't waste time being,
Mad at me for taking her away, coz,
Anyway she didn’t want to stay..
*looks at Alys over Archer's shoulder*
So Alys listen when I say.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *just stares*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Be glad I've crashed the wedding,
Its better than regretting...
The ring you got was lame,
You shouldn't take the pain,
I really hope you feel the same..
Coz true love lasts forever,
So can we get together?
If not I'll try forget ya,
And stay away..
*swallows, his voice getting quieter*
Be glad I've crashed the wedding,
It's better than regretting...
The ring you got was lame,
You shouldn't take the pain,
I really hope you feel the same..
Coz true love lasts forever,
So can we get together?
If not I'll try forget ya,
And stay away..
Please be glad I crashed the wedding...
*just locks eyes with her, hopeful*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I I I..

Flauros: how dare you?! *growls* deciding to turn up today! You've been gone for months! Get lost!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No.. I swear it's only been two days for me, I got kidnapped by a time traveler!
*that'll probably sound like a lie*
Alys.. I'm sorry for everything I've done.. Please..
*steps closer, ignoring Archer*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *steps forward, unsure*

Archer: *possessivly grabs Alys by the waist* you missed out, she's mine now

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *growls*
Get your raping paws OFF of her.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: *growls* what did you say?

Flauros: *grabs Michael up by his shirt and starts pushing him to the door*

Alys: s stop!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Sorry about this
*smashes his fist into Flauros' face*
*hisses when the movement sets his side alight but ignores it*
*he is NOT leaving without at least fighting for Alys*

Tresha: *stands up, holding Charlotte*
Michael! Leave in peace..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t this isn't h happening *pulls her hair*

Archer: ignore him honey *caresses her face*

Alys: D d don't honey m me *pushes him away*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *snarls, struggling and kicking Flauros*
*crying out in pain at the movement*
GET OFF ME FLAUROS

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: F Flauros ! *shouts* s stop!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael; *looks at Flauros expectantly*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flauros: he can't just waltz in here and take you, look how many times he's hurt you

Alys: I I know.. *looks down*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *glares at Flauros*
Put me down.
*his side is killing him and his ear is still bleeding*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flauros: *puts him down* get out

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No. Not until Alys answers at least..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you'll l leave again..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I won't. Alys I've been.. Horrible.. But please, give me other chance..
*swallows, watching her*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flauros: *pushes Michael back* leave!

Archer: enough! You can't do this on her wedding day! She's mine!

Alys: E E EVERYONE STOP!

Al: such a freaking drama! I'm off

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Al*
*sighs, hanging his head*
Alys.. Please, give me a straight answer.. Do you want me to stay or to go..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flauros: *beforw she answers he violently shoves Michael towards the door*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *cries out, clutching his ribs*
*hisses*
Let. Her. Answer!
*shoves Flauros back, growling*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *shakes* I l loved you Michael..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Loved..? So you don't anymore..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *to archer* I t tried to love you.. Y you're the f father to my d daughter .. *cries* b but I n never truly s stopped loving m Michael

Archer: you know he won't treat you right!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *steps forwards, looking over Flauros' shoulder*
I will Archer.. And if I can prove it to you, tell me how to.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: you can't prove it til I see it

Alys: *looks at michael* I I've missed y you..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: then how do I make you see it Archer?
*looks at Alys*
I swear I tried to get back to the right date.. Al went wrong somewhere..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys; I s see.. W will you stay?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I.. I will.
*smiles gently*
I.. Won't lie, I love being in the woods and surviving on the land but.. But surviving on my own?
*shakes his head*
That isn't living..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: m Michael.. *steps closer to him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Flauros, carefully stepping around him*
I know I'm an idiot.. But please?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: *steps between them* marry her then *crosses his arms* prove that you will commit

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *stares at Archer, mouth open slightly in shock*
M-marry her?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: well we are all here and this will prove you'll commit, if you don't marry her I will

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *feels his chest tighten*
I-I..
*looks around at everyone nervously, hugging his ribs*
*looks at Alys*
Yes..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you will? *cant help but smile a little*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *nods nervously*
I'm not letting him force you to marry him..
*whispers*
You aren't his..
*louder*
And you aren't mine. You're your own person and.. And I won't marry you unless you want it too..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I w want to marry you

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *nods*
*looks at Archer*
I think you ought to move away from the alter..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Archer: *moves away, speechless*

Alys: *looks at michael*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *is kinda very bright red*
*stands at the alter, looking at the official person*
Um.. Can we maybe skip to the important part..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...
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Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

*I meant the vows xD*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(I don't know the vows xD )

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

*you can write your own vows!*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

*OR GOOGLE CORPSE BRIDE VOWS*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(I'm no good at writing romantic stuff

One minute)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

*THATS FINE CORPSE BRIDE VOWS ARE SO CUTE*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Vicar: of course
Alys, repeat after me
'With this hand, I'll lift your sorrows'

Alys; *turns to michael* with this h hand I I'll lift your s sorrows

Vicar: 'your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine'

Alys: your c cup will never empty for I will b be y your wine

Vicar: 'with this candle, I will light your way in darkness'

Alys: w with this candle I w will light y your way in darkness

Vicar: 'with this ring I ask you to be mine'

Alys: *takes the ring from flora* w with this ring I a ask you to be m mine *holds Michaels hand and puts the ring onto his ring finger*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *blushes, looking down at the ring*
Um.. can I say my own vows..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Vicar: of course

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Thank you..
*looks at Alys, rubbing the back of his head*
Well.. Where do I start..? I.. Haven't been the best to you. Um. Flauros and Archer are probably right to want to keep me away from you. So.. So my vow is to stay by your side, and to find my way home if ever I stray.. I'll respect your wishes and if you ask me to do something I promise I'll try to do it..
*looks around for whoever has the ring*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Flora: *hands him the ring*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Thank you.
*looks back at Alys*
You aren't Archers..
*takes Alys' hand, sliding the engagement ring off her finger, looking down at it in his hand*
And this ring doesn't signify that you're mine. It never will, because you aren't. So may this ring be a symbol of my promises and my vows.. As long as you wear it, I'll try and stick by my vows..
*gently slides the wedding band onto her finger, handing Flora the old engagement ring*
I'll try and stick by you, and I'll let you make your own choices..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: m Michael..

Vicar: now by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at the vicar, his heart thumping a mile a minute*
*looks at Alys - he's never kissed anyone before*
*he doesn't really know how to, other than awkwardly having your lips pressed against another persons*
*shuffles forwards awkwardly, painfully awkwardly*
*swallows, nervous*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *leans in and kisses him softly*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *INTERNALLY PANICS BECAUSE HE WAS NOT READY FOR THIS*
*HOW DO YOU KISS SOMEONE?!*
*WHAT DO YOU DO?!*
*HER LIPS ARE ALL SOFT AND FLUFFY*
*ITS KIND OF TICKLISH*
*AND WARM*
*despite his internal panic his body is reacting, kissing her back*
*whimpers quietly, blinking, unaware that he had closed his eyes*
*looks down at her nervously, waiting for some sign of approval*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *smiles back awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck*
*is bright red*
Uhm what do we do now?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles and shrugs*

Flauros: *cracks his knuckles€ you better not let her down again

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Flauros fearfully*
I won't.. Hey there's someone I want you to meet.
*takes Alys' hand, walking back down the aisle with her, looking for Al*

Tresha: *smiles, slipping a hand around Flauros' arm*
Good boy.
*kisses his cheek, holding Charlotte in one arm*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *is waiting outside, leaning against the wall*

Flauros: *kisses her on the head* let's hope he will keep to his vows

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *leads Alys outside*
Alys, meet Al. The woman who held me at knife point, kidnapped me, nearly sold me as a slave, beat me up, chased me round a building, broke my rib, almost cut off me ear and helped me get back here.


Tresha: if he does you'll be there to teach him

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: u um.. H hello..

Al: hey *holds out her hand*

*alys takes her hand*
*they both feel an electric shock and then their bodies have switched*

Alys: w what? *looks at al* t that's me!

Al: you're me!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: huh?
*looks at the furries who hand he's holding, Al*
Oh. Yeah. You look pretty similar. It's.. A bit unnerving sometimes.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: get off me! *pushes him off*

Alys: I I'm h human.. *frowns* I d don't feel my p power

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *stumbles back, staring, confused*
*looks between the two*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I I'm Alys..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: what?? But.. But..
*looks back and forth between the two*
But that isn't possible!

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: well it happened now I'm a freaking fox!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Al*
..
*looks at Alys*
*is kinda light headed*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you don't look w well..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I..
*blinks*
*looks at Alys*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *steps towards him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: You.. You're human..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I a am now...

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *shakily cups her face, staring*
*smiles, looking almost relieved*
You're human..
*kisses her nervously and gently*
*which is probably insanely weird for Al*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *kisses back*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *pulls back, looking at her*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles*

Al: please don't kiss my body in front of me *turns arounf*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *smiles back and then looks at Al*
Oh.. Sorry..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *turns around*

Alys: m Michael.. You need t to be healed

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: We.. Should probably try and fix this first..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: w what if we cant

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: try shaking hands again..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *holds out her hand*

Al: *takes her hand*

*they switch*

*they will switch whenever they touch*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Well..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I'm back..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at the fox one*
Okay.. So shaking hands makes you switch..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: looks like it

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: so just.. Don't shake hands, right?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *nods*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Okay, good
*smiles hesitantly*
Then, um, let's get back..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: um.. Y you know what happens a after a wedding right?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t there's a honey moon

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: what's that?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: l like a holiday.. Just us two

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: That sounds cool! I've never really been on holiday before. They're meant to be relaxing right?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *nods*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Cool. What do you do on holidays?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: anything.. R relax or g go sightseeing

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Okay. That sounds alright.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: and you shag a lot

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: WHAT?!
*stares at Al*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: A al!

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