Wednesday, August 17, 2016

American Monsters Tour

The third and final book in the Demon Road series is almost upon us... (of course, if you're in Ireland, it may be upon you already...)

Tour details are below. If you can make it, AWESOME. If we're not going anywhere near you, hopefully we will at some stage in the future.


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Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Alys*
*looking just a little bit petrified*
*hes only just had his first kiss*
*well.. His first kiss with someone he cares about*
*and yes he understands how to sleep with furries and has done it before*
*but.. this is Alys, not some random furry*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Al: *shrugs* it's tradition for wedding night

Alys: *looks embarrassed

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *shifts from foot to foot uncomfortably*
O-oh.. I.. Um..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: w we will G go slow..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks really uncomfortable*
*mainly at the idea of it being so soon..*
*but is also a bit angry at the idea of Archer with Alys*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you need to be t treated for your wounds..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Right, yeah. Good point.
*sets off towards where Inky's is, moving somewhat stiffly*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

*al and Alys follow*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *will, eventually, get there*
*knocks on the door*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: *answers* hello

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Can we use your bed?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: *sees Alys in a wedding dress$ okay? *raises an eyebrow*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Thank you
*steps inside*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: now remember be safe

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *frowns, confused*
Huh?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: you don't want any children your age, it is hard .. Plus there's two women involved so remember about any emotional repercussions

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *stares and splutters*
Healing!!! We need it for healing!!!

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: ohhhhhhh

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Nothing else!!!
*points at his ribs*
I have a broken rib..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: ouch! Go on then

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: thank you..
*walks to the bedroom, laying down on the bed, activating the sigils*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *follows*
*al stays downstairs to give them space *

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks at Alys*
*sits up, letting the bed fix him*
*and fix his ear - it'll be left with a chunk missing slightly but it'll stop bleeding at least*
Hey..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: h hey..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: So.. Honeymoon..
*blushes bright red*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: w we don't have to d do w what Alys said

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: were.. Were you going to do that with Archer..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *looks down* I thought you w were g gone forever ..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: oh..
*nods*
I guess that makes sense..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: h how are you feeling?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: nervous..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: w we don't h have to do anything y you don't want t to do

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: but.. Everyone else thinks we have to..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t they don't matter... It's w what we want

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I want to make you happy..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you being here makes me h happy

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *pats the space beside her*
Sit..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *sits down *

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *takes her hands gently*
I.. Want to make you happy, and if that will make you happy, then I want to do that.. I just.. I'm nervous..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I d don't want you t to feel pressured...

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I'm not..
*squeezes her hands*
Just.. Maybe we should relax first when we're there? Maybe a few drinks..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *nods* o okay

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *nods*
I think I'm fixed up now.
*smiles*
We should probably get going?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles* okay

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *stands up, pulling her close gently*
*looks down at her, smiling*
You're soft. Your lips tickle.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I I'm sorry .. *presses face against his chest*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: No, don't apologise
*tilts her head up, resting his head against hers but not kissing her*
It's.. It's nice..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles up at him* I l love you

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *smiles*
I love you too..
*takes her hands, kissing her very very gently*
Let's get going.
*slips an arm around her waist gently, loosely so she can push it away if she isn't okay with it*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *kisses* okay *smiles and walks with him, keeping his arm there*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *walks to the door*
Thank you Inky.
*smiles, stepping out*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Inky: no problem

Al: enjoy your honey moon *smilss innocently*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *blushes bright red again*
Thanks..
*walks with Alys*
How are we getting there? Where are we going?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: just I into town

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Okay.
*looks at her dress*
*lets go, stooping down to lift up the back*
*he doesn't want it to her grass stains*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you don't have to don't that ..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: It'll get stained otherwise?
*smikes*
I want to help

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles* thank you

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: that's okay.
*eventually they make it to the town*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: to t the hotel?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *nods*
*picks her up, bride style, and carries her to the hotel like that*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys; +holds on and smiles*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *carries her to the check in*
Hi.. Room for the newly weds..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Recoetionist: *smiles and hands them the keys* you're on the honeymoon sweet, room 500 in the top floor

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Thank you.
*goes through to the lifts, clicking the button and standing there*
*walks into the lift when the doors open, clicking the button and making sure her dress is clear of the doors*
*presses the button for the top floor*
*is determined to keep holding her*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I'll g get down if you want

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: that's fine, you aren't that heavy..
*eventually the doors open again*
*walks out holding her*
*eventually finds room 500, balancing Alys and opening the door*
*pushes it open, kicking it closed behind him*
*walks to the bed, carefully laying her down*
I'll run you a bath..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: o okay *smiles*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *goes to the bathroom, running the bath*
*adds some essential oils, rose petals and bubble bath for her*
*walks back to the room, pouring her a glass of red wine*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y you don't have to do this *watches him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I want to. You deserve to be treated well.
*hands her the wine*
..do you want a towel so you don't spill on your dress?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles* it's fine *takes her drink and sips it*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Okay
*smiles nervously*
*grabs himself a glass of wine too - he likes berries and stuff*
*sips his glass*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles and drinks her wine*
I'm glad you're h here.. A and you can sing..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: oh
*blushes*
I.. Yeah I guess I'm not that bad

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I'm g glad I didn't marry a archer

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *smiles*
He's a possessive ahole..
*gets up to check the bath*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: he m means well.. He just I isn't right for me

Kathy said...

I'm going to be dead by the time the new skulduggery book comes out. just want you to know i'm re reading them and there stopping me from falling apart altogether.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Yeah, I know
*turns the taps off, the bath is full*
The bath is ready for you Alys b

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t thank you *puts glass down and pauses*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: What's wrong?
*looks at her*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I need h help taking I of the dress

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Oh. Right.
*walks round to her back*
How do I do this..?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: u I lace the back

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: okay..
*carefully unlaces the back for her*
*steps back ones he's finished*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: let's her dress drop*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *watches it pool at her feet*
*is blushing slightly*
I'll hang fhat up in a second..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *steps out of it and picks it up* no, I can do I it

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Mhmm
*gets his glass of wine, taking a large gulp*
Okay..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *hangs up her dress* a are you going to b bath?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: Maybe.. I might have a shower though.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: o okay.. Won't be lnlong *goes for the bath*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: take as long as you want!
*sits on the bed, sipping his drink*
*by the time she's out he'll be pouring his third glass*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *short time skip*
*gets out and dries off before going back into the room*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *looks up at her, smiling, much more relaxed*
Hey.
*sets his drink down, patting the space in front of him*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles and sits in front of him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *shifts a little bit closer*
*gently starts massaging her shoulders and neck, putting his strength into it*
*he really does want to help her relax*
*but doesn't rub any lower that the top of the towel which is around her torso I presume*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *moans softly* t that feels nice

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *blushes at the moan*
Good..
*his heart is racing*
*focuses on the massage, at the fur tickling his hands*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys; I love you

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: I-I love you too
*continues the massage, digging his thumbs in*
*trying to help her relax as best he can*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *moans a little louder*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *squeaks quietly*
I-I should go shower!
*is literally bright red*
*his entire face*
*kisses her cheek gently, smiling*
I'll be quick..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: oh.. Okay..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *feels guilty at the disappointment in her voice*
*tilts her chin up, kissing her gently*
I promise I'll be quick, in and out in five minutes.
*smiles and goes into the bathroom, closing the door*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *kisses* okay

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *itll take about five minutes for him to figure out how the shower works*
*its confusing*
*after that he'll quickly wash the blood from his hair and clean his whole body of sweat and grime*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *waits on the bed*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *grabs a towel, drying himself*
*wraps it round his waist and steps out, smiling gently*
Hey..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles* hi

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *sits behind her again*
Sorry for running off to shower to quickly.
*smiles, gently starting to massage her shoulders again*
*gently though*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: it's o okay *smiles and bites lip*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *is scared to give her a deeper massage xD*
Where shall we go for food..?
*digs his thumbs in the finest bit more*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t there's a nice pub.. *lets towel slip down a bit*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: We should go there then
*smiles*
*doesnt notice that the towel slips down*
*instead just adjusts his massaging to include the newly uncovered portion of her back/shoulders*
When do you want to eat?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: n not yet *turns to face him* shouldn't I g give you a massage?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: You don't have to..
*smiles*
I just want to help you relax.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I w want to make you happy.. *kisses him*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *kisses her back, smiling cause it's so soft*
Will it make you happy?

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: y yes

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: then okay. Should I move for you?
*smiles at her*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: okay *the towel is a bit lower on her chest now*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *goes slightly pink when he notices, coughing slightly*
*moves so his back is facing her*
*looking at the wall*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *starts massaging his shoulders*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *hums happily, letting his head hang down*
*closes his eyes, focusing on her*
*his muscles are ridiculously tense*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *massages his back*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *sighs happily*
This is nice..

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: it is? *wraps legs around him and continues to massage, really digging her fingers in*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *blushes at having her legs around him, resting a hand on her knee*
*moans when she digs her fingers in, blushing bright red*
*squeezes her knee gently, rolling his shoulders*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *smiles* n nice

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *is bright red again*
Nice.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *hugs him from behind*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *leans back against her gently*
*is glad she has the towel on..*
*leans his head back on her shoulder*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: I it must've been hard f for you earlier.. Forced t to marrying m me..

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *blinks, looking up at her*
Alys.. I love you.. I.. Would have liked to wait longer but.. I don't regret it.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: t thank you *kisses his shoulder*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: *turns his head, kissing her neck gently*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

Alys: *butes her lip*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Michael: we should go get some food?

Adra Cruciatus said...

I posted on my art blog

Anthony Fung said...

No event in Australia? ok.....well...i will just go........

Adra Cruciatus said...
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Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(G'morning)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(*sips green tea from my mug that reads 'authentic witches brew, brewed in hell'*)

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(*has my Celtic meditation cd on*
*burns some white sage to cleanse the air*
*all is at peace*)

Adra Cruciatus said...

*Sneaks in, places a link in the middle of the floor, for anyone interested*

http://theatticofmanyartisticthings.blogspot.com/?m=1


*Places another, too- this one for the conclusion to the names*

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=5622724364844074251&blogID=6774580968953802911&isPopup=true&page=7

Anthony Fung said...

no event in Aus? well.....ok..........

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(*stomach grumbles*)

Amy Strange said...

I am so excited for this! :D I still have my 2011 ticket from the death bringer tour :3 I went for my 13th birthday... Now turning 18!!!! Time flies and i have enjoyed the skullduggery series so much - wasn't so keen on the idea of demon road, it just didn't seem... Equivalent? But I bit the bullet, got the book and i was HOOKED. I mean, skullduggery will always be the best but I howled with laughter at some of these lines XD so amazing

Feraaaa32 said...

nice.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(It is sweltering hot here )

Taia, Raisin, A Good Bear (actually undead) :) said...

25°C up here but it's not sunny???
Trying to throw out all my past papers and whatnot but it's too hot and ugh.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(I'm up jacks this week)

Adra Cruciatus said...

Noelle is moving today

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet said...

Good luck!

Star Inkbright said...
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Adra Cruciatus said...

Noelle has moved in
Noelle feels ill and headachey

Star Inkbright said...

:(
I hope you feel better soon.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(*is very lonely despite being with family*)

Star Inkbright said...

:( *hugs Chloe*

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Why does wine taste so rank?)

Jophiel said...

Happy late blogversary to yours truly.

Adra Cruciatus said...

http://theatticofmanyartisticthings.blogspot.com/?m=0

Noelle wrote more poems

Adra Cruciatus said...

Noelle also got to chat with Ari
It was the first time she has seen Friendy since the 15th- which fees like forever ago, so much has happened. But Noelle misses Friendy.. It was so much fun to snuggle and talk and be silly.

:/
But it was nice
It has made the transition to GWU easier.

Adra Cruciatus said...

*feels

Noelle also got to converse about some interesting topics in her story with Ari- hard and soft limits, plans, et cetera.. Especially now by the names are all separated from one another.

But... Yeah.

Noelle gets nervous about all the food they're giving us
It's so much
Too much

I can't
:: i just want classes to start so that I may just go back to skipping and stuff but oh my gosh I get so much anxiety..

AND COME TO FIND OUT my favorite restaurant chain has a store at one of the Metro Stations- and now I'm totally screwed. I'm happy- I didn't expect them to be this far north...
But. They things you learn.

it said...

Also interesting: the president, once inaugurated, goes around the city and stops at an inaugural ball at one of the schools- and the rumor on the street is that it's our turn this year. So whomever gets inaugurated may come to our school dance? How cool is that! There's 10 schools in the DC area (American doesn't count because they're shit) but it's a rotation..

My school is just so cool..
We are the only school that is allowed to have graduation on the National Mall
We have a whole foods on campus
Literally the most political school in the nation (made by several surveys)
There is a food pantry on campus for students with food insecurity
The smithsonian is within spitting distance
Like

It's so amazing and I'm really excited, now.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Whilst on my endeavours this week I has caught a a NINETAILS and a mr mime)

Star Inkbright said...

@Noelle: :) :) It sounds really awesome.

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet said...

DC is a really cool place. I've always wanted to visit. I've never been to the east coast. Unless you count the east coast of Australia, which is an east coast but not the east coast I was referring to.

We Are Like Young Volcanoes said...

:O fabi's been to Aus?

:)

Emerald Melody said...

Bitches!!!

How are we all. Just thought I'd put my mark on here for no other reason other than it's five past midnight, I'm bored and lonely.

This will probably get pushed on anyway because of the story line thats currently going on but hey, at least I said hey!!!

*shrugs*

Bye again.

Blake Soul said...

Fear not, Em, you have been noticed. Consider this noticing to now be noted.

Emerald Melody said...

I miss Rose :'( :'(

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I HAVE SLULDUGGERY HEADS MWAHAHAHHAA

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

AND A MALEFICENT SEVEN POST

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Em!

:(
*hugs*

it said...

You should come visit, Fabi

it said...

Adra married an adventurous man

Star Inkbright said...

I WANT A NINETAILS AND A MR MIME!!!

it said...

Very


Very

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Hmmm I'm allowed no candles in uni
Or incense

Does anyone know of any suitable substitutes? I love the smell of my incense )

Star Inkbright said...

Ermmm
No, sorry, I don't

it said...

Essential oils diffuser: I recommend young living

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet said...

Snow-- yeah I went when I was really little. I don't remember it though. I just have pictures.

Noelle-- I will definitely come visit DC if I am able to.

Inky Flame - member of the butter glutton fandom said...

(Thanks Noelle )

Theoretically Possible said...

George!

Theoretically Possible said...

George?

Theoretically Possible said...

George, I think this place would do nicely.

It has a lot of things set up already, but nobody seems to be using the place.

Theoretically Possible said...

Wait... Why am I here?

Various Cast Members said...

George

(George enters from the woods)

Theo, you're here because we are looking for a new headquarters. The Library facilities were intended for secretive academics. Now that we're planning on taking an actual stance, we need somewhere a little...better equipped.

(He looks around)

The tree houses are indeed promising. I also appreciate the volcano.

Yes, this might work.

Theoretically Possible said...

*Theo just looks a confused*

But... I am a secretive academic. Why am I taking a stance again?

*he remembers something*

Wait a minute

Wait just a pretty little millisecond

No, a minute would be better.

*precisely 60 seconds later*

You called me Theo. This is not acceptable. You will address me as Mr. Possible.

Now, what were we talking about?

Ah, yes. Evil plans.

Various Cast Members said...

Well, I wouldn't use the word evil.

Theoretically Possible said...

Of course you wouldn't. So young and optimistic.

Various Cast Members said...

Mr.... Possible, the Sanctuary is corrupt. Overthrowing the establishment is completely justified!

Theoretically Possible said...

You called me the right name!

Power corrupts.

You called me the right name!

If we put somebody else in power, they'll just become corrupt too.

The world kinda sucks like that.

But you called me by the right name!

*does a little dance*

*stops abruptly*

Everyone's evil, if you look at it a certain way.

Various Cast Members said...

I assure you, Mr. Johnson has no evil intentions. He simply wants to put together a force to rid the world of corruption.

If you are having doubts, I can take you to speak with him.

Theoretically Possible said...

You need my help.

You won't be able to get anywhere if you lock me in a room with puppies.

I would be ok if you wanted to do that though.

I like puppies.

When I was a younger man, I had a puppy.

His name was Frederick.

Or maybe it was Henrietta.

No, Henrietta was a canary, obviously

I sometimes think maybe I am a canary.

I do not need to speak to Mr. Johnson.

Theoretically Possible said...

PUPPIES

When we take over, can I be the director of puppies? The Sanctuary needs one of those.

Theoretically Possible said...

Pleeeeease?

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