Whenever I need a break from the new book, whenever I need time to think something through, I've been going into the kitchen, sitting at the table, and pulling over another stack of pages to scribble my name upon. My dreams are now lagged by random sheets of paper, flying by on the breeze. They've become a constant in my life. They're always there, whenever I look around. When I have lunch, they're there. When I have dinner, they're there.
(I don't really have breakfast, which explains why they're not there then.)
(I mean, they ARE there. It's not like they AREN'T THERE at morning time. They are. Listen, if I DID have breakfast, which I don't, they would be there for breakfast as well. But I don't, so... so why are we even arguing about this?)
How many sheets of paper have I signed, you ask? 3000, I answer.
Why am I doing this, you ask? Because these sheets of paper will be collected from my home, shipped back to the UK, and placed into 3000 very special editions of my new book.
Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the Limited Platinum Edition of Demon Road, available EXCLUSIVELY when you preorder at Waterstones.
It's taken a HUGE amount of work to get a cover this strong, and while we have the regular gold cover to reflect my Golden God status, I reckoned Waterstones should have a Platinum Edition for the sterling work they've done in supporting me.
(Sterling! Get it? Sterling and platinum! Haw!)
(Yes, I realise that sterling is silver and platinum is a metal, but they're both ROUGHLY the same colour, and if you could just let me have this one without pointing out how none of this makes any sense, I'd be ever so grateful.)
You can pre-order here, if you so wish: https://www.waterstones.com/book/demon-road-signed-edition/derek-landy/9780008160500
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PARAGON IS SO BORING LIKE IDK. Basically it goes like this: First playthrough - paragon. Every other possible playthrough - renegade. :P It's just so much fun. What do you play Mass Effect on btw pc xbox or PS3? Because if it's PC or PS3 I could totally add you XD
Um
Not that I have much on ME3's multiplayer on the PC because like I've just started playing on the PC. :P BUT I'm quite good so...
(Hi Rhos.
I am .... hmmm I don't know. I am happy about things in life but ughhh )
FUCKING CUSTOMS CHARGE
£11.11
ON TOP OF THE $64 I ALREADY PAID
UGH
Star :( Is it worth it though???
(Hey star and rhos
Skype k?)
Brb
@Dragona: Well, I've already paid $64 and I won't get that money back, so . . .
Hey Inky. :)
(how are you (all)?
I can't explain it... :/ I know I should be happy but right at this very second i'm just ugh.)
*hugs Keiron* :(
okay, so you guys are definitely not the same people...
So if you're Silente Tempest, who's the other person I met?
(*hugs star* ....)
(Okay K
Will be distant
Writing)
*bro hugs K* )
@Draggie, currently I play on the 360 :P no ps or gaming pc's in my house lol
And i haven't played m.e 3 yet either, just 1 and most of 2 :) )
(Star! Hi :) and i say pay the customs fee coz you've already spent so much on this thing you've bought :) )
(Hi Duggy :) )
For fun:
I ded to Azrael :D
Because he is a badass, he's from batman :D
And he's just trying to do the right thing really...
And he looks soo awesome too!
The end )
(ok well i've worked out which songs not to listen to... is it weird that certain songs "depress" me? )
(... hear hear)
BACK
MY LAPTOP ISN'T A GAMING PC BUT IT CAN RUN SKYRIM AND ME1 2 and 3 no problem. :) ALSO GRAND THEFT AUTO IV IT CAN DO THAT.
Star *hugs* Well at least you'll get the vial?
My laptop has an AMD Quad-Core Processor A4-5000 and AMD Radeon HD 8330 graphics card and um that's all I know but it can run a lot of games perfectly fine I think it might struggle with some of the newer ones but ME3 is 2012 and it runs that perfectly like no fps issues or anything
(Back ^.^
I'm ready to rp rhos)
(Hi
And okay Chlo :)
Which character(s?)? )
(Alys and Vik?)
Okay :)
You start or me? )
(You can ^.^)
(Okay :)
*stretches metaphorical Rp muscles*
Vik: *is sat at home alone, waiting for Alys to come back from where ever her adventures have taken her* hmm..... *decides to give her a surprise and quickly whips his top off, exposing his six pack and muscles*
Alys; *comes back home*
*quietly slipped away from inkys place*
*opens the door quietly* v Vik ?
Vik: *smiles* Alys! *runs to the door* *hugs her* you're home!
(thats what Vik looks like >>>>>>>>)
(I see ^.^)
Alys: *huggles* I've missed you *kisses his chest* y you're missing a top
(my laptop specs as follows :P
Windows 10 Home
AMd A8-4500m Apu with Radeon HD Graphics 1.90 GHz
8gb ram 7.47 usable :P
64 bit system )
Vik: *still smiling* I've missed you too *smile broadens when she does* *kisses her head* so I am... But you like it *winks*
Alys: *blushes* I I do *hides face*
(sounds like a powerful laptop K :) *honestly doesn't do all the techy speak.. Even though I'm a gamer haha* )
Vik: Awwww *grins* there's no need to hide *chuckles and hugs her again, sweeping Alys off her feet*
Alys: *is still red when she gets swept off her feet* I l love you
Vik: *can't seem to drop the grin from his face* *carries Alys through to their kitchen* I love you too *kisses*
Alys; *kisses* I'm heavy
(the ram is good and overclocked the Apu is fairly decent It runs alongside the Razer Blade almost... until you overclock the Blade :P and if you don't take into account the blade is the size and weight of a macbook )
(Right okay Kei? I think I get what you mean :S )
Vik: No you're not, your weight is perfect *smiles and picks up and apple while they're in the kitchen* fancy an apple?
Alys: *smiles* yes please
MUST... RESIST... SHOOTING CONRAD VERNER... IN THE FOOT... MUST... RESIST... SHOOTING CONRAD VERNER IN THE FOOT... RENEGADE INFLUENCE STRONG... MUST RESIST... PARAGON PLAYTHROUGH... NOT RENEGADE... MUST... PICK... PARAGON... MUST... NOT... SHOOT... MUST... NOT... OH MY GOD I WANT TO SHOOT HIM IN THE FOOT SO BAD... MUST... BE... PARAGON.
Shoooot hiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm
(It will run anything.... although some of it might be like less than 10 frames :P
biggest game I played was Far Cry 4 very demanding ran at 7 fps lol )
(Hey john ^.^ how art thou?)
(That reminded me of Jurassic Park JOhn ... :P
SHooooot HErrrrr! :P )
I SHOT HIM I COULDN'T RESIST THE RENEGADENESS IT'S LIKE INDOCTRINATION IT WILL CONSUME YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Um I should probably be recruiting Thane here, not messing around with Conrad and talking to a Turian a Salarian and a Human at a Bachelor Party and listening in on a conversation between a Quarian and a Turian which is so funny and also helping Gianna from Noveria and receiving a message from the Rachni queen and everything else I've been doing that isn't recruiting either Thane or Samara. Um I should do that now.
(Shoot him Draggie! :P )
(Hi J )
(Right I get you now K :P
What was FC 4 like? Besides running slow(?) )
Vik: *passes the apple up to Alys* there you go bae
Alys: *takes a bite* b bae?
(it was good :D fun game :P I didn't play much because I opened a custom map with 400 enemies and I got 1fps )
Vik: Apparently its an affectionate nickname people in relationships call each other *smiles* if you don't like it, I could always use foxy *laughs* now that's cute name for you
(sounds good
And lol, that's one hell of a custom map :D
Even though it ran sooo slow haha )
Alys: c call me whatever you want *kisses*
Vik: *kisses back* does that include calling you mine?
Alys; *blushes* I'm f forever yours
Vik: *grins* awwwww I'll take you up on that *teleports to the bedroom for a little privacy and passionately kisses*
Alys; *blushes mre and kisses with passion*
(it's a 34gb download as well I eneded up deleting it because well I have 3tb of space including an external drive and I basically fill it up :P )
(geez... Thats massive (the size of the game and your laptops memory
Thats 3x the size of my xbox 1 :P my days... That's awesome! )
Vik: *smiles while kissing and continues with more passion*
*can Alys do telepathy?* *she'll like Vik's thoughts right now haha*
(No she cant XD)
Alys: *moans and adds passion*
( Lol Yeh I remember my last laptop had 30gb and that used to be massive... I wouldn't have been able to even download that game even if nothing else was on it lol... :( now add a few zeros and I still want more :P )
(back in the day that was big :P but tech gets better memories need to be bigger
And seriously? You've got loads... Haha :D don't need more )
(Okay Chlo... Would be pretty funny haha )
Vik: *grins while kissing and deepens it even further, her moan his driving force*
*he enjoys the sensual ecstasy of it all*
Onwa: That could perhaps work.
James: *parries the blow, backing deeper into the shadows, swinging for the soldiers side*
*smiles*
I know..
Manuel: *generally only has, like, a small piece of toast for breakfast*
*eyes the pancakes, somewhat concerned*
*nods*
Thank you. I'll wash up afterwards.
Alys; *pulls him as close as possible and deepens the kiss*
(*Cackles manically*
I'm good, distant though.)
(it's not loads when you're a content creator and stuff lol I can fill 1tb in 4 hours. :P that's not trying... if I try it will take minutes. )
I am actually quite proud of this drawing, on the whole.
It's not perfct, but I think it might be good enough.
*breeeeeeeeathes*
I'll set it as my profile picture when I've done the background. :)
(Okay john ^.^)
(Hey everyone.. *smiles shyly*)
Hey Jai! :) *hugs*
(*hugs star back*)
(Jai! Star! How art my sisters?)
(Hey Jai *offers hugs* )
( I bet it's great star :D )
(Right ho J... Yup worried for you probably non existent sanity :P )
(well to a console gamer like me 3tb is a lot but you do have a point
Content creating can and does fill up quickly :P )
(yay Star! I'm now really intrigued by your picture :D )
Vik: *allows himself to be pulled closer, and well does what the moment calls for and uses his tongue* *suggest time skip soon.. Haha*
(*hugs K back*
@Chloe I'm okay. Home soon.)
(Hi Jai *offers hug* :) )
Alys; *uses tongue and speaks telepathically* the b bed?
@Inky: :) I'm good, thanks! Been drawing all day. :) How're you?
Wbd. Starting roleplaying yonder.
@Keiron: Yeah, but it has to be super-great, so it's stressing me. :P
(Tired but goooood ^.^)
(I'm off for bed now
Nos da)
(And Now nos da Chloe :) )
YES I ACTUALLY GOT BACK ON TRACK AND DID SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF BUYING HAMSTERS AND FISH AND MODEL SHIPS AND TRYING TO GET DRUNK YEAH
:) Nos da, Chloe.
@Dragona: YAY!
LIKE I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE GALAXY HERE BUT I SPEND LIKE HOURS SHOPPING AND CUSTOMISING ARMOUR SO IT LOOKS COOL AND SPEAKING TO MY TEAM AND BUYING THINGS I DON'T NEED LIKE FISH AND STAR CHARTS XD
(*hugs Rhos back*)
(NOs DA chloe :P )
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT DID I FORGET TO FEED MY FISH ARE THEY DEAD?
@Dragona: XD XD
@Dragona: XD XD XD
AHHHHHHHHHH
I'M DRAWING AND FOR THE FIRsT TIME THIS YEAR IT'S NOT GOING HORRIBLY (YET)
THIS IS WEIRD
I HAVEN'T DRAWN PROPERLY AND /WELL/ SINCE THAT TIME I WATCHeD THE FIRST EPISOED OF ALIAS SMITH AND JONES LIKE EIGHT TIMES OVER (AND EVEN THEN I BUTCHERED PETE DUEL'S FACE WHICH WAS MODERATELY UPSETTING)
IT'S VERY NICE BUT ALSO STRESSFUL AF
I'M VERY CONFUSED AND ALSO VERY EXCITED
YES MY FISH ARE DEAD :( GREAT. LIKE WHY. FASLFSKAFSAJKFKLFSKJSKF SHOULD HAVE A VI WHICH FEEDS THE FISH FOR ME LIKE IN ME3 BECAUSE FEEDING THEM IS SO MUCH WORK. AT LEAST MY SPACE HAMSTER IS NOT DEAD BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY CAN DIE.
HEY RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN RAISIN
(When was the last time I ever claimed to be the slightest bit sane?)
1881?
:( :( :(
Poor space fish
@Taia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
HI-FIVE FOR DRAWING GOING OKAY!
@Dragona: :P :P
@Dragona: XD
DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA DRAGONA, HEY :)
THEY COST ME THE MONEY I STOLE FROM THE DEAD MERCENARY. :( NOW I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THE SNIPER RIFLE UPGRADE I NEED BECAUSE IT'S SUPER EXPENSIVE BUT I NEEEEEDDDD IT. BECAUSE THE VIPER SNIPER RIFLE IS SO MUCH FUN TO USE BUT DAMAGE IS NOT GREAT. LIKE IDK I WAS TRYING TO SHOOT AN ASARI MERCENARY IN THE FACE AND IT TOOK LIKE SIX SHOTS SIX SHOTS AND IT WAS MEH.
(Hey Taia :) *offers hugs* )
@Dragona: :P How inconvenient that people won't die when you shoot them.
You sound like Dan. XD
(That's okay because Dan is cool.)
(Even if he is a sociopath.)
I probably shouldn't have spent nearly 1000 credits trying to get drunk XD
Star she died eventually XD Just after a while. I decided my sniper rifle was crap so I shot an explosive barrel thing behind her and she exploded XD
@Dragona: XD Probably not.
@Dragona: XD
@STAR: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *HIGH FIVES* :) :) :)
@Dragona: XD
Hey Keiron! *hugs*
Nassana :( I HELPED YOU I KILLED YOUR SISTER. WAIT DID I KILL YOUR SISTER? OH YES I REMEMBER HER I SHOTGUNNED HER FACE.
(I've decided I am going to forgive windows ten because now I can do 4 things at once and it even compensates for things like itunes which never half snap :D )
@Taia: :) :) :)
@Dragona: XD XD
* :) @Keiron :P
ALSO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ONE STING ALBUM ON REPEAT FOR LIKE NINE HOURS O_O
I'M STILL GETTING LYRICS WRONG :P
Hi.
@Dragona Should've told Kelly to feed your fish.
@Keiron: :)
@Taia: :P
And since no one else mentioned it...
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
WAITWAITWAITWAIT KELLY CAN FEED YOUR FISH WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS?
Oh yeah, because I never speak to her.
Oh well.
WAITWAITWAITWAIT CAN I RECRUIT TALI YET?
Yes I can
WAIT
Don't want to do that yet because I want Kal'Reegar to survive for definite XD Will save that for later. :)
@Dragona Tali freaks out when you bring Legion XD
But don't do that because you need to do IFF then his loyalty then Omega 4, or some people will die.
I don't want to freak out Tali though. :( I do things properly and leave Legion until last. :) Because um although I don't care about Cerberus more people surviving is a good thing I think even if they're Cerberus.
(I have 4 instances of chrome open each with 20 tabs lol muhahaha this is how the internet should be )
@K: :)
Hey, Kas. :)
:P
Hello people!
(hi Vi *glomps*)
Hi K! :) *glomps*
(*coughs*Ihaverepliedsoph*coughs*)
Quarian: So then he says, "Oh it's okay, our amino acids are all different so it's not like we can get diseases or anything if we go natural".
Turian: I'm telling you this is why you shouldn't date humans!
Quarian: So then I had to explain about cross-species fluid contact. Completely killed the mood.
Turian: Not to mention that you're a Quarian. How could he be so insensitive? You deserve someone who respects you. Somebody who is going to treat you right.
Quarian: Oh I think I'm just going to stop dating for a while.
Turian: No don't do that! Don't let some human spoil you.
Quarian: It's always the same thing, "Ooh she could get sick. She's vulnerable. I wonder what she looks like under the helmet".
Turian: You'll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone whose food you can eat, even. If you're hurting for things to do, maybe after work we could catch a vid or something?
Quarian: Oh that's sweet, but I'm okay. A little dry spell isn't going to kill me.
Turian: We could watch "Fleet and Flotilla". It got awards for its portrayal of um turian and Quarian relationships.
Quarian: Anyway, if worst comes to worst, I did have the nerve-stimulation program built into my suit.
Turian: And I hear that the love scenes are... what?
Quarian: Oh yeah. Standard equipment for any responsible adult. Here, let me fire it up...
*Quarian then seems to notice you listening XD*
Uh excuse me human? Private conversation? Ugh.
XD SO RANDOM LIKE WHY IT'S SO ENTERTAINING TO LISTEN IN ON RANDOM PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS AS YOU WALK PAST.
@Dragona: XD
(Ashlea: *blushes and looks away*
*swallows, blinking*
*walks off..*)
WAIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SHOOTING PEOPLE AREN'T I? BUT EH I'M HAVING FUN ON ILLIUM EVEN IF SLAVERY AND SOME DRUGS ARE LEGAL THERE.
SILENTE SILENTE SILENTE SILENTE OH YEAH I WAS THE LAST ONE TO REPLY TO THE ROlEPLAY WITH LERI AND ASHLEA WAIT WAS I YES I WAS.
(Uhhh.. what did you say? Also I think Ashlea has walked off crying.. *frowns*)
Liliana: I believe that it would be the best idea.
Soldier: *a black shield forms in its hand and it blocks James' blow, swinging its sword at James' hip*
Bethany: I love you... I do... I do... definitely do.
Lily: No, it is quite alright. I made you the meal, and I should clean up the mess I made.
Onwa: Then we shall do that.
James: *a wall of air forms as he twists out of the way*
I love you too Beth.
Manuel: Please, I insist.
ERM IDK IT'LL BE SOMEWHERE WHY HAS ASHLEA WALKED OFF
SORRY TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON DOING THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE DOING ON MASS EFFECT 2 LIKE... OOOOHHHH ARMOUR PIECE GOTTA HAVE IT BUT IT'S SO EXPENSIVE BUT I WANNA HAVE IT I'M GOING TO BUY IT.
(Ashlea walked off cause of the above quote you posted. Something about bodily fluids? She's upset and embarrassed.)
Waitwaitwaitwait Leri and Ashlea have NEVER done anything bad have they because I don't think they have and I'm NOT okay with roleplaying that like kissing and cuddling fine but y'know kissing with Leri's immune system is NOT a good idea without drugs and stuff so why would Ashlea be embarrassed and why is she upset because like that was a completely random Turian and Quarian and nothing to do with her?
Hi, Andviolet! :)
@Dragona: XD
Hey, Jai! :)
*hugs Kas, if Kas is still here?*
Liliana: Do you like the idea?
Soldier: *it steps forward, slicing the wall of air with its sword, firing a black pulse of energy from the tip of its sword at James*
Bethany: *she picks up the bottle of wine that she had* Should we go home now?
Lily: *she shakes her head* No, it would not be proper of me to allow you to wash up.
Hi Taia! :) how be you?
I hate it when my characters flirt ugh.
Sorry, back, I think. Disappeared to brush teeth. Got distracted.
STAR SO DO I. LIKE BEING IN LOVE IS FINE BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM FLIRTING IT'S GAH.
(HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)
okay, so you guys are definitely not the same people...
So if you're Silente Tempest, who's the other person I met?
HEYYYYYY DUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGDUGGLYN
(*facepalms* They've done nothing like that, calm down. She's just a bit upset with being reminded that she hurts Leri, that without the drugs she'd kill Leri.)
Onwa: I do.
James: *knocks his aim aside, sending the blast off course*
*grabs her bottle, standing up*
Sure.
Manuel: and it would be improper to allow you to wash up too.
Sil: I'm Silente Tempest. I don't know who this other person is.
@Dragona: HMM, I'VE NEVER TRIED HAVING CHARACTERS BE IN LOVE OUT OF MY HEAD. WHAT I'M FINE WITH CHARACTERS DOING INSTEAD MY HEAD IS DIFFERENT TO WHAT I'M FINE WITH THEM DOING OUTSIDE MY HEAD, SO . . .
HMM. I MAY HAVE TO TEST IT OUT.
IDK, MY EMOTIONS ON FICTIONAL ROMANTIC LOVE RANGE A LOT AND LIKE YEAH. I IMAGINE A SIMILAR RANGE WOULD OCCUR WITH ROLEPLAYING.
THERE IS NOTHING I LIKE ABOUT FICTIONAL FLIRTING THOUGH. -_- OR REAL LIFE FLIRTING.
I'M JUST NOT A FAN OF FLIRTING. :P
I'm all right, thanks Andviolet. :) Feeling overenthusiastic because my art is going not-badly. :P
How are you doing? :)
@Star/Dragona: *nods generally*
HI DUGGLYN! :)
Hello Jai and Star and Dragona and Duggy and anyone else I didn't say hi to. It's been a little while! *hugs all who want a hug*
Taia: I'm doing pretty well, thank you for asking :)
(HEYYYYYY DRAGDRAGDRAGDRAGDRAGDRAGDRAGDRGADRGADRAGDRAGDRAGDRGARDAGDRGRAAGRDTARDGDRAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ok, if you say sooooo...
Would you like a breath mint?
*she pulls it out of her pocket, it is the same as Sil's hair*
It matches your hair.
(*HUGS VI* HI
YES IT HAS
HI)
*HUGS THE DUG* HI
HOW BE YOU?
HI
(I'M GOOD
HOW ARE YOU?!
HOW ARE YOUR EYES?!
I'M GOOD)
Hey Violet. :)
Silente PHEW I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE NEVER DOPEPLAYED THAT UNLESS I SLEEP-RPd which would be like SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE AND I'D BE SO PROUD.
STAR I DON'T HAVE ANY EMOTIONS ABOUT FICTIONAL ROLEPLAYING LOVE XD
Like none
It means nothing to me
Um but it means something to the characters so um isn't that what matters kind of?
I DON'T LIKE REAL OR FICTIONAL FLIRTING EITHER BUT WAIT WHEN HAVE I DONE EITHER?
(I don't have a high performance or cortex mode anymore... I can't overclock my cpu at will ... ;( it'll be somewhere I just need to look harder)
ITS GOOD YOURE GOOD
IM PRETTY GOOD
MY EYES ARE AWFUL AS ALWAYS BUT I HAVE GOOD GLASSES SO ITS OKAY
ITS GOOD YOURE GOOD
(Hey vi.)
Sil: *frowns*
A silver breath mint?
(*raises an eyebrow at draggie*
*shrugs and watches Ashlea*)
Still here.
*sighs*
Hi Jai
How be you?
Hello Kas! :)
How be you?
Liliana: Are you sure?
Soldier: *it staggers James by smashing its shield into him*
Bethany: Should I pay? I don't have any money.
Lily: Not if I wanted to do it. Then it would only be improper not allowing me to do it.
@Vi Awful, thanks. How about you?
Yes, they're quite good.
*she pulls out another one, unwraps it an eats it herself*
@Dragona: Ah, well, I do have emotions, and quite a range. XD
I'VE FLIRTED WITH CHARACTERS TWICE. :P
Lizzie's sleep-messaged us before, but it wasn't very coherent. She kept saying 'DEAB,' though, and we think she may have been trying to say 'DEAN.' But y'know, she sleep-walks frequently so.
EH I HAVE EMOTIONS JUST NOT ABOUT FICTIONAL ROLEPLAYING LOVE IT'S LIKE HAVING CHILDREN IF IT HAPPENS IT HAPPENS IF IT DOESN'T I'LL LIVE WITHOUT XD
I DON'T DO ANYTHING IN MY SLEEP I DON'T THINK. WELL, I SNORE SOMETIMES BUT SLEEP SNORING ISN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE REALLY.
Good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_30jZGUYk
IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
:) Good night, Kas.
@Dragona: YEAH, I MEANT ABOUT THAT.
HAHA I THINK I HAVE A SIMILAR BLANK ON THE HAVING-CHILDREN FRONT.
( I talk and used to walk :P I had a dream where I was on a rollercoaster and woke up banging my head on the ceiling... I was jumping on my bed :P )
@Andviolet: Good to hear. :)
@Dragona: (All of my comments @ you seem to just be turning into 'XD' now but...) XD
... Sleep well, Kas. ^^
FEEL INSIDE AND STUFF LIKE THAT
(I'm okay, just a little cold.)
Onwa: I am.
James: *stumbles back, blinking, surrounding himself with air protectively*
I'll pay.
Manuel: Hmm..
Sil: *hesitantly takes the mint, eyeing it*
*sniffs it, running through poisons in her head*
*it is just a mint*
*bites hers*
Sil: *slowly eats it*
STAR SEE I REALISED A PROBLEM WITH OUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE UM I THINK IT'S QUITE HARD TO LIKE HAVE A CHILD WITHOUT PLANNING IT I THINK IDK I'M NOT AN EXPERT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE CHILDREN ON ACCIDENT HAVE GONE ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW AT SOME STAGE AND IDK THERE'S NOT A LOT OF THEM SO SAYING "IF IT HAPPENS IT HAPPENS IF IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T" IS KIND OF POINTLESS BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T PLAN FOR IT IT'S NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN BUT STILL IT'S MY OPINION BECAUSE APPARENTLY PROVING IT WRONG ISN'T ENOUGH TO CHANGE MY MIND FOR SOME REASON UM WHY
Raisin I'll give you an XD in return XD
Wait take 2
XD XD
Now that's 3.
WAIT MAKE IT UP TO 5 FIVE IS NICE
XD XD
THERE WE GO
(*hugs Ashlea gently*
*poofs*)
So why do you need to find that boy? Who is he?
*she uses her magic slightly, the link with the mint and Sil's hair sneaking past the mental barriers and making her trust Forget more*
(So who here likes Fall Out Boy? What's your favorite song?)
Liliana: Then it is settled.
Soldier: *it fires a pulse of black energy at him again*
Bethany: Are you sure? I have some gold coins but I have no Earth money.
Lily: What do you think about that?
(*hand shoots up* Just one Yesterday ;P *winks at Gemma* :P
next after that is Thnks fr th mmrs)
I'VE SEEN FALL OUT BOY ON A POSTER ONCE BUT THAt'S IT XD
Leri: *cuddles Ashlea*
@Keiron: xD
THat sounds... sort of dangerous? :P Cool, though. :)
Um. I had a dream once where I was lying in bed and I reached behind me with one hand to pick up a glass of water, moved it above my head and very slowly tipped the contents over my face.
But then after just lying there holding an empty glass overhead for a good couple of minutes, it suddenly occurred to me that I wasn't asleep at all, and had just blankly thrown a glass of water over myself without noticing. (?)
@Dragona: Thanks! XD XD XD (XD XD)
*waves at Dugglyn* I like Fall Out Boy! I don't have favourites!
*offers Jai a blanket and a cuddle :)*
@Dragona: . . .
Basically, if you don't want kids, you are very careful when having sex. And even if you are there is still a small chance you could have kids. Or y'know you could be raped.
I think of it less of a 'kids will only come if you prepare' and more like 'kids will only not come if you prepare'.
Not that I have sex but y'know.
LOL RAISIN THAT'S GREAT XD
@Taia: XD XD XD
OMLI TAIA THAT'S SO GREAT XD XD XD XD
Star yeah but if you don't have sex anyway it'll be hard to have children XD That's what I was talking about XD
WAITWAITWAIT SHOULD I BE SLEEPING NOW?
Yes
AM I GOING TO?
Hell no.
I'm going to stay up LONGER BECAUSE I'M KIND OF HYPER AND I'M ENJOYING BEING HERE.
*SUPERMEGATACKLESOFDOOMVILS DRAGONA*
*WHOA I HAVEN;T HAVE TO TYPE IT OUT FOR AWHILE*
*SCARY*
@Dragona: Well yeah. :P
It@S ONLY TWENTY TO MIDNIGHT YOU'LL BE FINEEEEEEE :P
@Dugglyn: Uuuuhhhmmmm I know a couple FOB songs, but not enough to pick a favourite? (Not that I'd have a favourite anyway, I'm awful at favourites :P)
Ones I like that I can think of include Centuries, Sugar We're goin' down, and Chicago Is So Two Years Ago(but Justin Pierre did the bit towards the end of that song sooooOOOOOooooOOoooo my judgement was biased anyway :P) *nods* :)
@Dragona: XD
O.O
Wow.
My friend and I started writing a joint story(we alternate writing chapters from our perspectives) on July 22, and it is already over 21,000 words.
O.O
That seems weird
*OHMYGODTHAT'SASCARYHUGS DUGGLYN*
NOW ITS MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT.
Violet maybe 20,000 of those words are just the word "Cheese" typed repeatedly? :)
Dragona: nope, it is over 21,000 words spilt into 15 chapters of what I like to think is a pretty decent plot
This is over the course of eight days. With the exception of about a day and a half, we have been effectively pumping out one chapter each a day.
15 chapters and over 21,000 words in EIGHT DAYS...
My friend and I really should get lives...
@Dugglyn: I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO YOU MENTIONED EARLIER XD XD
@Andviolet: NICE. :o
:) :) :)
@Violet: :) :) :)
And, dw, me and my friends just sit there all day waiting for us all to come online so we can roleplay.
You know, I saw the tail-end of a Simpson episode the otehr day whilst waiting to go swimming and it focused on Lisa, and she'd found this new friend and they'd invented this imaginary world and like were spending time with each other 24/7 so they could live in this imaginary world, and this friendship was portrayed as really obsessive and worrying and Marge was worried about Lisa and thought that this friendship was unhealthy.
Haha my friendship with my real life friends is EXACTLY like Lisa's friendship with that little girl, except with less princesses and more violence.
(At the end of the episode, Lisa breaks up with her friend because she decides she needs to live in the real world.
What a bad decision.)
Taia: Thank you, thank you *takes a dramatic bow*
Sorry, I ramble when I get tired.
I should probably go to sleep. Darcie has got us to stop roleplaying at around midnight. :(
Psh, why would anyone choose the real world? I agree, quite the bad decision ;)
Fantasies rule!
Those moments when I have fantasies and I tell them to my friend and she says she's had the same ones are the baest moments :)
@Andviolet: :) Ikr.
:) Cool. :)
The other day I told my friend this one fantasy I have that lasts about two minutes and is a really insignificant scene that probably doesn't deserve my daydream space, and i described it in detail, and she said she had the same one. That was just about the best thing.
@Andviolet: :) :) :)
Sorry for vanishing (again)
But I just remembered that I have to leave the house (relatively) early tomorrow, so
*hugs Star & Andviolet*
*and any ghostly distant people?*
Night! :)
I laughed, Star, at your comment about when people you shoot don't die.
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