Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah, course.

Sparky Braginski said...

... Sure, sure it's okay, I guess.

My friend does the same with Spanish all the time, so...

Snow said...

XD

私は心の人生のために翻訳

Snow said...

spanish is cool.

*nods*

dyfalu beth mae hyn yn iaith.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

That one doesn't make any sense in the translate.

Sparky Braginski said...

... Welsh.

Snow said...

i ddefnyddio hyn oherwydd dwi hanner Gymraeg.

Snow said...

ac ie

Sparky Braginski said...

That's pretty cool.

I'm like, an eighth welsh.

Snow said...

cool :P

Snow said...

yeah, my dad is welsh, but he came here when he was 5, so you cant tell.

Snow said...

Non connivebunt. Non connivebunt etiam. connivebunt et mortuus es. Lorem ieiunium, tunc velocius possis credere. Non petis, connivebunt non spectant non. fortunatos.

Snow said...

and now i have to go.

btw, that last one was a different language.
try and work it out!

BYE!! *huggles*

Sparky Braginski said...

Is that... Latin?

Sparky Braginski said...

Where'd you go, Saph?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Sorry, had to bring the bins up. Bye Snow! *hugs*
I love languages :D J'adore francais.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Saph.

Huh.

I had something I was going to ask you about your character, but I've completely forgotten.

[Is trying to sleep and should not be stalking/ghosting the comments]

#ChaseForBook9

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Fabi! *hugs* Meh. You can email me when you remember :)
That reminds me, Sparky, do you have a gmail?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Goes back to talking in French, but will translate if you want me to*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Sparky? Est-ce que tu es ici?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Est-quelqu'un ici?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I won't remember, but thanks

I'm so close to finishing the intro, it's not even funny. Just the last section or two I'm adding on.

I'm not working on it now, though. Neither am I here... Well, I shouldn't be.

I really need to sleep. Tomorrow will be a good day. The new drama teacher will not recognize me or ask about my sketches. [Nods] [Repeats this to self]

Um... If I comment again, ignore me. Like, I really new to make myself sleep...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*need

[hugs] Au revoir.

#ChaseForBook9

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

D'accord, je ignorerai :( As une bonnes nuits de sommeil *étreins*

(Translation, because you're tired and probably don't want to strain your brain- Okay. I'll ignore you :( Have a good night's sleep *hugs* :) xxx

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Au revoir, Fabigail

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*M'assois* Ou est quelqu'un?

Snow said...

BACK

hi

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Salut, Snow! *tackleglomps*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ca va?

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.




Tomorrow is Mass Effect Wednesday! Yay!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Aussi, est-ce on peut parle en francais? Je le peux traduis.

Snow said...

ab hoc momento pendet aeternitas. *nods*

Dragona Pine said...

No hablo frances, pero pienso que mi espanol es muy bueno.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

J'ame le quote, Snow :D
Salut Dragona! D'accord :)

Snow said...

Malo Latine

Dragona Pine said...

Hi French-Sapphire. How are you? ^^

Sparky Braginski said...

Back!

And yes, I do have a gmail. It's in my profile.

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh god please not more of this language stuff I don't have a translate open anymore

Snow said...

Salve, Sparky! quomodo es?

Snow said...

agere scintillae, pati!

Dragona Pine said...

Finally. I've JUST thought of a cool title for myself.

Dragona Pine - N7 Operative





N7 being the elite special forces - as in, the best of the best of the best. To gain the status you have to train in like anti-gravity situations, lead small teams in some of the most hostile environments in the entire galaxy, and face some of the most powerful enemies that there is.

That'd be an awesome title. AND I'd get some cool armour and helmet :P

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Comme ci, comme ca.
Votre espanol est tres bien, Dragona :D
J'avais le choix- espanol, ou francais- et je choisi francais

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Nice, Dragona :D
Snow; Okay, I'll speak English :P
Hey again Sparky! *hugs*

Mbd

Snow said...

No! Saph, oportet me loqui aliis linguis: amabo?

Snow said...

non! SAPH, vous devez parler des langues différentes avec moi! s'il vous plaît! Je vais parler français, si vous restez avec des langues différentes.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Bye!

Snow said...

adieu, dragona!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Blinks* Bien sur, Snow. Est-ce que tu sais quoi tu parle n'a pas de sens?
Aussi, je traduirai pur les autre personnes.

(*Blinks* Sure, Snow. Do you know that what you are talking about makes no sense? Also, I'll translate for the other people.)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Salut, Dragona!

Sparky Braginski said...

Thank you!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Desolee, Sparky :(

-Sorry, Sparky :(-

Snow said...

quoi? mais SAPH, ab hoc instant pendet aeternitas signifie "sur ce moment pend éternité" en latin.

Duck said...

HI!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

Salut is actually correct. Thats the only thing, so far, that I have seen.

Snow said...

bonjour Connor. comment allez-vous? :P

Snow said...

Oh, et charlatan. ce qui est, charlatan?

Duck said...

Oh God, different languages!

My head will explode if I try to read it...

Snow said...

* rires * il est français!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Snow; Je sais, c'est joli :)
Salut, Connor!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Snow said...

(fab... yeah, i know... but in my defense, i had had a crap day. sorry 'bout that, btw!)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Salut Duck aussi! Desolee, je tradurai tous mes commentaires.

Hi Duck as well! Sorry, I'll translate all my comments.

Ebony Law said...

J'Mappelle Matthew?

Oh wait that's FRENCH xD

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Sleep, Fabi :) But understand. Snow, we can talk into French on gmail and n English here, for other people's sakes.

Snow said...

parler français est un plaisir ... peut vouloir dire charlatan que c'est ce dont nous parlons en, encas il veut mes commentaires traduits.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*I understand

Connor, yep, that's French. It's je m'appelle, but whatever :P

Snow said...

kay, saph

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

(Snow, why do you keep saying quack?)

Snow said...

(quack = duck... it's just what i call him)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ohhh... I was a little confused :P

Duck said...

Yes, my head has exploded now. But don't worry, I can get all the pieces and glue them together on my head.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hey Connor, where d'ya go?

Snow said...

*looks at quacks head*

it appears it is intact...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I hope you have a really strong glue, Duck.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Poor Fabi *hugs* I hope you manage to sleep soon :(

Snow said...

*hugs fab*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...I should shut up now.

Forget I said anything.

Night.

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

night fab

Duck said...

Night Fabi!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Too late for that, Fabi. I won't forget *hugs* Goodnight!

Snow said...

i'm gonna go, i have too many tabs open and my laptop is running slow

*huggles all* Bye!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Bye Snow!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ooh, new page?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Oh, no, I always forget XD

Duck said...

BYE SNOW!!!!!

Duck said...

I'm off too

Miss sorrows said...

Gee thanks Derek. You're going to plot in how to ruin our happiness? That's nice
#Letmeeatcake

Sparky Braginski said...

*lurks*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

MARA YOU ARE SO LUCKY OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
(Not here)

Jophiel said...

I'm still breathing, even though it hurts. I'm going to keep breathing until I can't. I'll probably let you know when that is. *Smiles softly* I will try and update everyday unless something happens... I'll be here more often if I'm needed.

Love you! <3

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hello?

Emerald Melody said...

Me and my friend Dean have both gotten letters today, saying that the mother of Chase's kids, want to take the kids away from Dean.

This is fucking fantastic. On top of every other god damn shitting thing going on, I now have this bitch arriving back from hell!!!!

Do you know what?
Fuck dying!

I will fight with every ounce of strength left in me to make sure that... that c**t will not get those kids.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

good on you em!

stay strong my friend *hugs* you can do it!

Emerald Melody said...

Ugh!!!!

That has really made my blood boil. Right to breaking point.

How dare she!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

there there. you can over power the chick with dean! you guys can do it,I just know you can!

Ebony Law said...

I've missed something. What do you mean, "the mother of Chase's kids"?

Emerald Melody said...

I'm not the kids biological mother. Chase was with another woman before we got married.

But she abandoned them. Everytime she gave birth, she gave the excuse that she couldn't cope, left the kids with Chase and it started all over again. Because she knew he loved her at the time.

And now, after 4 years since the youngest was born and 8 months after Chase has died.

This... BITCH!!! is issuing me and Dean a court order to go through custody proceedings to take the kids away from Dean, who is their legal guardian.

Jophiel said...

To Em! Go and kick some demon ass! *Hugs Em* Keep on fightin', babe!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HELP!!!!!! MUM MADE ME TIE MY TIE IN A DIFFERENT WAY!!!! NOW I LOOK LIKE A DIV!!!!!!

(I look like I work in an office)

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Well, to be honest, she sounds like a whore. Getting pregnant then not wanting the baby? Sounds like she's in it for the sex and attention. Sorry for the terrible swear, but it sounds like you're not sparing any dignity from her, which it seems she has none.

Emerald Melody said...

She's just a bitch.
She never loved him but always knew how to push Chase's buttons. And what really was crushing, is that she knew that Chase would be a great dad.

And now...
Now she hasn't got control. She hasn't got the other gobshite, god rest his soul, around her finger so she's gonna start playing games with these kids!

They don't need it. They've lost their dad. 5 of them have special needs. They have had nothing but consistency since they were all babies and I know that if she ever got them back, she would neglect them.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

She sounds like a bitch.

Sorry I gotta go now. Bye!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That's the spirit, Em! Don't take no for an answer.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I have a spare few minutes and I have nothing to do... So I automatically come here. I haven't refreshed the page since my last comment so... Hi to those who are here.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Death! msd, for school, but hi!

#ChseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Waves* It's so weird... It's quarter to nine here... PM

Alastair Cruciatus said...

6:51 am for me.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

So early to be at school!! We go at 8:45!!

Noelle said...

8....

Ebony Law said...

My school starts at 8:35. Ends at 3:15

I wish school was at night time. I just think it would be so much cooler...

Noelle said...

8-3... But hey, it could be worse... Some countries have a lot more time at school

Anonymous said...

@Connor: School at night time? Wow... that would be great! Btw, have we met before? I don't think so... So, hi! *waves*

Jophiel said...

I'd much prefer school at night. That way Gianni wouldn't be there... *Glowers at nothing*

Noelle said...

Right... I'm probably going to go

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG HE PUT MARA IN THE BLOGPOST!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

Bye Adra. *Waves*

This is what happens when someone gives me ten minutes, paper and a pen.

Anonymous said...

@Jubi: YES HE DID! :) Btw, HI JUBIIIII!

Jophiel said...

Okay. I'm leaving again.

Farewell. *Bows and vanishes*

Anonymous said...

@Death: TEN minutes?? Oh my golden god, I couldn't do this in ten HOURS!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI MITH!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


BAI DEATHY :( *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Anonymous said...

So... everyone at school now??

Jophiel said...

Jubilance, you mustn't have heard. This morning, I officially left Blogland. I just had a few spare minutes.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DEATH!!! NO!! WHY!?! NOOO D:

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I gtg :(

Anonymous said...

That means, I'm on my own??

Anonymous said...

Wow... that's strange. I never was all alone in blogland. There are soo many blogLANDYans but no one is here except me? Hm...
*sits in corner and is bored*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey! In school. How are you all?

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

*jumps up* Whoa! Yay, I knew it! There is someone here!

Hi Rhydian! I'm fine thanks! You?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Mith! I'm good! Apart from I'm definitely gonna get lost. Wuu2?

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*is sitting outside coz can't get signal inside* FUCK MY SCHOOL!

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Seems like your school ain't givin' ya a great first impression, eh Rhy?

Noelle said...

Hey Rhydiannnn *hugs*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey Adra!!!! *hugs back*

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

@Rhydian: Get lost? How that?
And... I had to look up Wuu2 xD Well... I'm up to nothing, I guess. I try to write but my head seems to be free from ideas.

Hey Death and Adra! :)

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hiya Death!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*waves* Hi

I'll be distant today... I may or may not be ditching you all for this book...

Because I need to read it.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

@Mith: cozz its a new building. Same school new building. Damn the Devil to Hell

# #ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*is wondering why some girls seem to be fangirling*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Fangirling is fun..

AND I'm bringing in Kiwano for my food and nutrition class. :D

Anonymous said...

@Rhydian: Oh... that's mean. You think you know where you have to go but you don't really know it cause the building isn't the same? That really is mean.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's freezing out here. I'm shivering for chrissakes

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

@Adra: What is Kiwano? Never heard about that...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

@Adra: what?

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* Haven't you two heard of Google?

I'm not here. I'm ghosting. I always ghost. If you ever feel alone, say a shout out to me and I'll come! *Waves and returns to shadows*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

There's a new RCA chapter btw. It's awkward btw

Anonymous said...

I just fell off my chair. Cause I was laughing. Help.

Anonymous said...

@Rhydian: I'll so read it!! Mbd because of that.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*helps Mith up*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

kHDfbjsdf

RCAAAA *cries* I'll be there in a second


Kiwano:
http://www.google.com/search?q=kiwano%20melon&safe=active&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=rwkvUprCNIPsqAGaxoHoCw&biw=1280&bih=699&sei=swkvUpXPKYOVqQGxoYHIDQ

Noelle said...

MSD for a bit :3

Anonymous said...

Thank you Rhydian. *grins*
I just read your chapter. Heh.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*sits in the cold* I wish i could get a signal inside

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Poor you... *gives blanket* It's just a virtual blanket, I'm sorry...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's better than none Mith. Thank you

*smiles*

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. BYE!


#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

It is taking all my strength not to go to this bitches house and slam her smug face into a wall repeatedly.

Dean thinks it may be a good idea but slightly unprofessional...

Anonymous said...

Noooooooooooo! Okay... bye then! Don't get lost, ok?

Noelle said...

OH my lord, my board in Religion.

Rhydian, if you're cold go back inside. WE're not worth getting sick; we'll still be here

Noelle said...

Heh. Nor do I blame you, Em.

Still wbd

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Em tightly* I love you. You are amazing. You're so much stronger than me because I probably would have rammed her into the ground. You kick the evil demon-lady's ass!

She probably wants you to go over and attack her... It'll only help her case...

Anonymous said...

Em, I don't know what to say... I've read your last few comments but I honestly don't know what to say.
I'm so bad at those things... I never know what to say when someone I know has a problem. I always feel like 'don't say anything. You could say something wrong.' So I'll shut up now.

Emerald Melody said...

She is not going to destroy the hard work that has gone into these kids.

She is not going to take away the piece of soul Chase put into everyone one of these kids.

They are too precious and too young to be taken away from what they've always known.

Jophiel said...

Saya tidak mau tidur... Saya mau blog!

Anu... Sampai jumpa dan selamat tidur!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Em you gotta fight. I warn in America they lean to the mother but fight! Ireland may be different but if Dean is legal guardian he'll have a shot.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im sorry if i disappear im in school so its possible,

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

HEYYYYSSS

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂facepalm☂☂

☂I'm supposed to be updating every three days.☂

☂I haven't updated for TEN days.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂My fanfic, I mean.☂

Maralie Lily Charm said...

harry styles: "i'd date a fan"
horton hears a bitch ass liar

*probably not here*

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂...what?☂

☂HEY MARAAAAA!!!!!!"☂

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI EMBERRRRRRR

Ahem. I'm letting out my inner fangirl. She is MUCH scarier than my normal fangirl.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

now i'm not saying that niall with flat hair is better than niall with a quiff, but niall with flat hair is better than niall with a quiff.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*slams head against wall*

I love how the day started and it's only gonna get better...

(said sarcastically)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLOOOOO

msd

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

... if people re still here...

Noelle said...

*waves faintly*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHY IS IT SO QUIET?? D:

Noelle said...

Dunnnooooooooo

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SORRY I KEEP POOFING D:

Damned instagram...

'harrystyles: Can't Love, Can't Hurt'

:(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*#ChaseForBook9

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hola! Sorry Spanish....msd lunch soon

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uno?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haha

I dedicate this page to everyone. We are all equal. We deserve to be with each other to help in times of need. We are one family. All of us. Together we are strong. Even in our darkest hour.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hear hear. *raises glass* *hugs Zaf*

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AWESOME DED ZAFFY!! :D

Noelle said...

*yodeling is heard from the mountains*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ariana Grande is so amazing omg

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Star Inkbright said...

I AM HERE.

But I have homework, so distant. :(

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Did your iPod delete your comment, Fabi?
It was that device that deletes them, yes?

#ChaseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yes.

No.

I don't speak Python.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Msd

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Hello fabi, Zaf, mara,Jubi and Adra.

Noelle said...

*waves faintly*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi, Gemma! :)

Distant, sorry.

@Fabi: But you're a snake . . . :P
What type of snake ARE you, anyway? :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

TALK DIRTY TO ME

*twerks*

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

*edges cautiously away from Mara* XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

*twerks with Mara*

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