Monday, September 16, 2013

Happy Christmas (Tour is Over)

I thought the title of this entry was smart and funny, effectively conveying the relief at another tour being over and done with in a winning and whimsical manner. But how many of you are going to miss the John Lennon reference and just puzzle at the "Happy Christmas| part? Ah well. Too late now to go changing it.

So, another tour bites the dust. This was a fun one, lots of people turning up, lots of glares and scowls and cakes and pictures and fist-bumps and many, many moody looks into camera... All in a day's work, really. Thanks to everyone who came along — it was tiring but I had a blast.

And now I'm home, and it's time to get organised.

There's going to be some cool news coming your way over the next few weeks and months. Some of it will make you go "Cool!" and some of it will make you grin. Some of it, of course, will make you weep, as it's coming up to that time when I'll have to start plotting out Book Nine. Most of you will still be reeling from the events of LSODM, so you'll know not to trust me. For some reason, the tagline from the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre is floating through my head...

"Who will survive, and what will be left of them?"

The good news is, now that the pressure of editing and touring is off, I'll be able to get back to my regular (ahem) blogging and Twitter routine, so I should be chatting to you guys a little more often than I have been. Hopefully.

The fact is, I'm going to be incredibly busy for the next year. Want a brief rundown on what I have ahead of me?

1) Plot, write and finish Book Nine by March.

2) Work on Mystery Project 2.

3) Write 10 brand new short stories for the Skulduggery Collection out next Summer.

4) Work on Mystery Project 3.

5) Devise, plan and start writing New Book Series by September 2014.

6) Work on Mystery Project 4.


All that, and blog and tweet and play with my nieces. Oh, and my nephew.

Nephew, you say? But Golden God, you don't HAVE a nephew. I do now, gentle Minion. Born this afternoon, weighing in at over 9 pounds, Baby Skulduggery is now part of my Baby Army of Terror, and he is to be feared.

(Okay fine, my sister hasn't OFFICIALLY named him Baby Skulduggery, but come on... How could she NOT?)

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Lily Chambers said...

Yay!!!

Subhan Ahmad said...

first comment!!!!


oh and congrats derek

Lily Chambers said...

I am first!!!

Subhan Ahmad said...

sorry i am second

but first the worst second the best

Lily Chambers said...

SP is awesome!!! <3

Lily Chambers said...

I've never been first before. Thanks for bringing skulduggery into my life, Derek. You are epic.

Death Rose... said...

Love you Derek! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Valkyrie V. Cain - Ivy the Fangirl said...

So you've got all your nieces and nephews, then? So how many years is it until Serpine kills you for the Sceptre?


I want the new series, but at the same time... I just want Skulduggery Pleasant...


You're just going to make us cry in that one too, aren't you? I can feel it.

Death Rose... said...

He is. We are going to kill him.

Death Rose... said...

My brother thinks they should make a Skulduggery onesie.... Heh heh...

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

((Hey...))

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

DEREK GET ON

Death Rose... said...

Oh, congrats too, Derek!!

Valkyrie V. Cain - Ivy the Fangirl said...

HE WAS ON HERE THREE MINUTES AGO, I SAW IT.

Star Inkbright (Ink!), Flower Princess and bubbly bubble said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NEPHEW! :)

@Trip: :) Thanks, but I don't need a hug. :) Other people do.

And - Adra, your plot is really interesting; I'm only ignoring it coz I'm not roleplaying.
I'm not MEANT to be here at all, but A7X's songs keep speaking!!! :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Death Rose... said...

He's still here, laughing at our pain...

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*runs under the tent side, going back towards the vortex, running faster and fast and-*
*pauses, looking up at it*

But.... *touches the side* But it's....
*looks at the large circular structure, very empty of all light, dead. Broken*

*steps through and lands on 1600's soil in a 1600's war- not modern day Tipperary*

*sits down, looking up at it*

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

((Derek you little shit get on here))

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*dies* ROSE OMFG ANSWER 1 OMFG ROSE *dies laughing* I totes would too xD

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Here, now.

#ChaseForBook9

Death Rose... said...

*Stares at Zaf* What did I do...?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

We had a slight weapons malfunction... We're all fine, here, now. Thank you.

How are you?

#ChaseDorBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*leans up against the tree, looking at the huge metal structure*

I don't want to wait 400 years to see him again...

*buries her head in her hands* God and no one knows where I am.... No one even knows I'm gone...

*curses*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Rose Derek said something in number 2 of my questions go read i slowly died laughing because I totes would to get to where i am


Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

Tipperary?

*looks up*

Ah.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

I've offered the golden god a Star Wars quote as a sacrifice. If the power of this offering doesn't summon him, he is lost.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo leans up against the same tree on the other side of Adra*

Well... that's not entirely true.

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

((OFFER HIM THE PRINCESS BRIDE))

*pulls out a sheet of paper, beginning to write*

Ella McCaffrey said...

Happy birthday, Baby Skulduggery!

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

DEREK LANDY YOU GET YOUR IRISH SELF ON THIS COMMENTS SECTION OR I EXPLODE YOU AND DONT SAY YOU'lLL KILL ME OFF I HAVENT BEEN CONFIRMED TO EVEN BE IN BOOK 9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Emzies! HAI! (Property of Jubilance Glee August 2013) How are ye?

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

LEO *shrieks* HOW
NO
NO
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW

Chione Asahina - Goddess of snow - Angel of darkness - said...

Yay. New blog! omg New book series? oyus. Derek, if the 9th book is finished in march why make us wait till September? ;-;

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo shrugs*

I'm a paranormal, one of a kind. Don't ask questions lol

What are you doing Adra??

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

(How can I fit- GOT IT!)

DAMN IT! It's a spoiler. Ummmmmmm.

Got it.

My name is Woody Roberts. You killed my favourite character, prepare to die.

#ChaseDorBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

Jesus.

Jeeeeeesus *falls to her knees* Oh lord, you scared me half to death. *wipes her eyes* I went back in time, you idiot. What does this look like

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

#1yearsincebullshit :)

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

((*throws herself down the hill* AAAASSSSSS YOUUUUUU WIIIIISSSSHHHHHH))

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

What does that mean Mara?

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Horowitz said...

I realise that you have gone back in time, hence why I'm bloody here rescuing your arse.

But why have you come back Adra?

This is not what I meant when I said you have to let them go...

Chione Asahina - Goddess of snow - Angel of darkness - said...

btw i posted my fanfic chapter 2. please take a look ill go through all the grammar and spelling mistakes tomorrow. with that i bid you all a good night.

Georgina Howlett said...

Aww! Congrats Derek, and to the new (or maybe not new?) parents!

Remember what else you're supposed to be doing soon.

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

(*laughs)

Come now Derek, we made offerings, grant us with a comment.

Or a spell! Like in D&D!

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

Hey! I was going to send a letter to 2013... Or something. *frowns* Excuse me for not being all-knowing, but you left in a rather rude manner.

I don't suppose you know how to get back, then?

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

im back

Death Rose... said...

Heh, heh... *Smiles randomly* I feel stoned...

Emerald Horowitz said...

Maybe I do...

Then again maybe I should leave your arse here in the 1600's and teach you not to attack Drew or the people who care about you...

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*Hi ED!*

((DEREK YOU ARE WHO YOU CHOSE TO BE))

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

hi adra

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

Well then! *sits down* Go right ahead. I'll die here and you get to tell them that you left me.

Death Rose... said...

Ah, I can't wait for next year... I'm going to go murder Derek... And say that I'm me... That'll be awkward... IM SO EXCITED!!

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

On this day a year ago, "Louis" tweeted a fan (@skyleridk), saying "How's this , Larry is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard . I'm happy why can't you accept that ."
We all know it was management. They made it too damn obvious.
Louis doesn't put spaces in before the full stop.
Louis doesn't say 'bullshit'. He says 'shite', because Niall got him into the habit, as stated by Louis in an interview.
Louis was seen out with Harry that night, holding hands.

*shrugs* I like Elounor. I get why people ship it. I just don't understand why people can be so blind.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

DEREK COME


DEREK COME

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

So um... How does this work...

Almighty Derek. You know how Clerics pray to their deities for spells? Well, here I am. Now, I know how most clerics do a lot of healing, but I'm guessing your powers are more awesomeness based. So could I have some charm persons, some charm monsters, some charm animals and some sort of cool golden aura spell you surely have. Oh! And one that let's me rewrite the universe. Cheers, your devout follower, me.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

trip?

Emerald Horowitz said...

Okay then, it's a good thing I can alter Trip's spirit line, it'll be like you never met him, like a part of him never dies...

I'm not playing anymore Adra. I will seriously do that and your behaviour yesterday is tempting me even more than usual.

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

Happy birthday, Baby Skulduggery :) x

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Hi Ed.

#ChaseForBiok9

Chione Asahina - Goddess of snow - Angel of darkness - said...

Man i hate to leave when you're talking about one of my favor movies... :( bye guys.

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

You know what? *gets up* It's probably for the best anyway. Since I'll be stuck here, save him the hurt. God knows he needs more of it.

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

hi trip, i have a dinosaur egg *places it on ground*

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

((*grovels at the Derek statue*))

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Ah. I just felt a jolt of adrenaline. I was in some way threatened. Great, that means it's someone I know.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Happy birthday baby Skulduggery ;) Derek you must be an epic uncle! Omfg UNCLE DEREK WHY DID YOU KILL OFF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh. Where did you get it?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

what is going on?

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo sighs*

Will you cut all the pity party bullshit and come on... follow me.

Sir Reingington said...

I am not entirely sure either, Edward.

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

i got it from the jurrassic era. its a raptor *egg hatches*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*facepalms* It's Adra. It's clearly Adra.

Zaf, you've known her for ages, if she were to travel in time, where would she go?

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

As I thought... *grins, following him*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

Hello sir ringington

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Tohelp hr parents

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

trip, whos time travelled?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh great. A murder chicken in my bar. No. Get it out.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

i also have the mother rapter in the back of the bar *removes egg*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Adra. We don't know where.

To help her parents do what?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

... This is my bar. It's not a communal storage area. Get your f****** mirder chicken out of my bar.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Not die? They died so wouldnt she want to go back in time and save them?

NJ Maverick (Sigil Student of China Sorrows) said...

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU SISTER DEREK!!

ALSO, SO MANY MYSTERY PROJECTS!! I am intrigued!!
You are going to be exausted by September 2014!!
GOOD!! REG! >:D

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*places raptors through time vortex* fine, is it the no pets rule?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

And when did they die?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

CONGRATULATIONS DEREK.

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

I dunno 1600?

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

*gets out guitar* *sings*

Darling
You're hiding in the closet once again,
Start smiling
I know you're trying
Real hard not to turn your head away
Pretty darling
Face tomorrow, tomorrow is not yesterday
Yesterday oh oooooh

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Darling
I was there once a while ago
I know
That it's hard to be stuck with
People that you love
When nobody trusts

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You're not the only one who's been through
I've been there alone and now so are you
I just want you to know, want you to know it's not your fault.
It's not your fault, ohh, ohh
Your fault, your fault
It's not your fault
Your fault, your fault, your fault

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Darling
You're hiding in the closet once again,
Start smiling


#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

No, my bar belongs to me. You can't live here, or keep your stuff here, it's mine. Find your own place to keep your murder chickens.

#ChaseDorBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

As in the 1600s? That's a very vague period of time Zaf.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

the raptors are now back n time

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

You play the guitar Mara?!

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Good. And don't you ever keep your stuff here again. Understood?

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

(..Em?)

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

fine *moves roman army back through vortex* understood

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

I try! I dont know exact dates but I can go back to the Hall of Rememberance somewhere in there should be their names and the date they died.

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

Eh. A bit.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Or I will find horrible things to do to you for centuries to come.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Please Zaf?

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo leads Adra to an abandoned farmhouse that looks familiar*

In there is a door, it's called a residual door. It brings paranormal warlocks back to the time where they are needed.

This will bring us back to Blogland. And when we get there Adra, you are to find Trip and you are to smother him in kisses and such.

Lord knows we need some fucking happy ending in all this...

*walks into the farmhouse*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

centuries? i could escape, or travel back and change history

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Ed. I'm crazy. I'll find a way.

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

Hmm... But... No-
there's one last thing that I need to do. Then... Then we'll go *sits up against the farm, pulling out a pad and pen, beginning to write*

Death Rose... said...

*Hums along to Terrible Things*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

fine, i will still change history though *opens vortex and jumps through*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

In what way?

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Right! *shadow-walks to the Sanctuary walking into the Hall of Rememberance and is gone at least a half hour* finally least Bisahalani took my advice and did the dates of deaths...*shadow-walks back*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*appears at dawn of civilisation* the very first human being

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Homo erectus!))

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Nope.
Not happening.

*energy pulls Ed back throug)* ARE YOU MAD?!

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

(thank you zaf) *walks towards it* without this being, the human race would never evolve

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo looks at her with a blank expression on his face*

I'm sure you can write your memoirs another time but we don't belong here Adra, we need to go home.

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*is dragged through* yes trip, i am mad *runs through, closing portal*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Plus, I mean, there was no one first human being, it's a massive misconception. The species we now call Homo Sapiens had no one first member, small groups of them popped up everywhere.

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*continues to cat scratch across the paper, at least semi- understandable and running back to the tent, looking around*
Right...

*slips the letter into her father's briefcase, stopping and looking at him*

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*turns and goes back to Leo*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

(it is the leader of the one of the tribes)

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I could travel back and retrieve her, but I would need a exact date. If I am more than a few days off, without Aretha, I will change to the point where I am beyond caring about Adra.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Fuckin.... *sighs, then let's out a scream of rage* He's going to create a time paradox!

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Homo erectus was the first true human but homo sapiens sapiens is modern man and homo sapiens were the fist intelligent man

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*freezes human*

(i will call it the human for now)

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

We don't know Niccollo, that's what we're trying to figure out. In the mean time, mind thwarting Ed?

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*looks at Niccolo shaking head* I dont have one it was cera so i wont risk your well being so dont I have a feeling she will come back we needn't meddle in time and dont go back Niccolo dont

Niccolò Croatoan said...

What has he done?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*creates map of tribes of homo erectus* next tribe

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Homo erects actually died out, outdone by Homo sapiens or bred into their blood lines.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Been a fool wait if you go back in time take me with you if you're getting Edward

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo is standing in the farmhouse next to a white rectangular light*

Ready now??

When you step through this, you will be right at Trip so try not to scare the beejayus out of him *Leo smiles*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

He's trying to wipe out the human race. I think we should kill him, he's an idiot.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

i will stop the homo sapien as they wont evolve without the homo erectus or neanderthal *walks up to new tribe*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*creates block to stop all time travellers within 1000 year distance*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Whether or not I will be able to bring someone else depends on how far back I'll be traveling. The discipline I have is far from flawless.

If he destroys the human race before it evolves, he'll create a paradox. Does he know that?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

God..... (Why?)

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

Oh...
Okay.

*looks back towards the tent once more, then Leo and steps through, landing right beside Trip*
Oh- shit! *slides backwards, losing her footing*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

No. Because he's an idiot.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

He's at the dawn of man

((Gtg eat Coco if you want take me with you just lemme know when i return))

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*freezes tribe*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh. Hey Adra. *catches her* Where've you been?

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

September 16, 1604

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

You know, if you'd wanted to see your parents, you could've just asked.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*sighs* Well, fortunately for us, he's well beyond 1000 years away. Pardon me.

Oh, and Adra- welcome back. *vanishes, moving back in time*

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

I... *moves from him* I wasn't feeling like it

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

one last tribe

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh. Well I'm glad you're okay.

#XhaseForBook9

Emerald Horowitz said...

*Leo steps through and closes the door behind him before leaning over clutching his chest*

You're welcome Trip.

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*puts on a brilliant fake smile* Yeah...

*glances at Leo*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Thanks?

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Edward, exactly how far did you go? I'll need to know this for future reference.))

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*slides off towards the woods that lead to her lab*

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

(about the beginning of human evolution)

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((There are many approximations for that. How many years?))

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

(44 million years?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Great. That was lovely. She fakes being all right, is all distant and affected, and Ed is on the cusp of destroying the universe.

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*walks quietly in, picking up a framed picture out of one of her boxes* *half smiles, looking at her cat-scratched words and note at the bottom: FOUND IN FILES*

Knew it.... *tucks it back away, looking at her hair in the mirror, sighing* God damn... That idiot

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

*a final human stands* the end

Death Rose... said...

*Walks over to the lake and sits on a large, smooth rock. Grabs out marker and draws three symbols and places hands on them. Symbols light up and the rock becomes large enough to lay on*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Wait, he doesn't succeed! If he did, then the universe would... Oh. I may be locked in a time loop right now. Great.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Niccolo i want to go with you because this is actually i never was back in time

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

if this human falls, humanity wont evolve

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*starts to chug a bottle of Tumblesoz*

#ChaseForBook9

Eve the ROCK said...

I keep thinking about Scooby-Doo. Damn it.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((I've already traveled back- sorry. We'll have to go another time. I couldn't have brought you back that far, anyway. As it is, I can hardly manage to bring myself.))

#ChaseForBook9

ADAMANTHA SNARK said...

Ooh, mystery projects...!

#ChaseForBook9

Sir Reingington said...

Greetings, Eve!

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

(Ed.....

Tiiiiiiiime traaaaaavel. Nyeeer.)

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Edward god can you not because you really are doing stupid things....))

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Hello, Eve.))

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm, Princess of the Flowers said...

Oh my God, 99 Days Without You...

I'm only on day Seventeen-Twenty and I'm bawling my eyes out :'(

#ChaseForBook9

Death Rose... said...

*Listens to the conversation by her earpiece* Godamn... *Sits up and glowers at the water* Looke like I'm going to have to go all Men in Black on Edward...

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Hi Eve, Adam. Either of you care for a drink?

#ChaseForBook9

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*sits down on one of her chairs with a pen and pencil, staring at a blank sheet of paper*
*frowns*

I can't even draw...

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Oh!!!! *growls* I hate Edward!!!!!!!))

Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins said...

hello death, eve, adam

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*swipes her things to the side*
*walks out and goes to the bar, pausing just outside the door, her hand on the handle*
*considers for a moment*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Just fucking die Edward im sick of you and I wish you would fucking die. DIE. ((RP))

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

(Hey Fabi, Eve!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

(Really? Hate? Or are you just angry?)

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Hello Death, and Mara, and Sir, and anyone else I may have missed.

Zafira, please calm down.))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Zaf... He can't hear you.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Bbit I agree, he needs to be taken out. He's too much of a liability.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Bbit I agree, he needs to be taken out. He's too much of a liability.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((I cant because im sick of him trying to get us all killed!!! *seething* I am done with him he cant stop its tiring having him do this))

The Empress Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark, Flower Princess said...

*her hand touches the handle again, but the lets go, walking back down the stairs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

(It is getting old isn't it?)

#ChaseForBook9

ADAMANTHA SNARK said...

Hello, all?

Oh, another idiot is trying to destroy humanity? Joy. ((Ed, I in no way mean to call you an idiot outside of the roleplay.))

Sure, Trip. Grape juice?

[Pulls out some money]

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((If you have a problem, you can always discuss it calmly. I understand you are frustrated, but simply lashing out will not accomplish anything but more tension and argument. And Emerald has made it perfectly clear that arguing will not be tolerated on this particular post. I am inclined to agree with her. And I'll see that humanity does not die out.))

#ChaseForBook9

Death Rose... said...

(Hey Eve! Hey Sharky!!))
*Jogs over to her base and into her science magic lab. Pulls off the back of her teleporting braclet and fiddled are kind with the wires for a while*

Death Rose... said...

(Hey Niccy!!))

*Presses something on the braclet and vanishes* Ah!!

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Fine))

Edward will you please stop always trying to blow us off the map? Everytime you come on you have a plot to kill us or in this case all of humanity. It's tiring now. I am tired of you doing it its getting to the point where I want to kill your character off. Please stop it isn't fair to us we always have to go after you or stop you from doing this. I said it before it is tiring.

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*gets Adam a glass of grape juice*

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Thank you, Zafira.))

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Edward, are you still here?))

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Of course Niccolo))

Kestrel LeStarre Who Is Now Apparently A Vampire Because of Mist, and Is Very Confused said...

*is not actually here*


CONGRATULATIONS, DEREK! ITS A GOOD THING YOU INCLUDED THAT CLAUSE IN THE DEDICATION OF DEATH BRINGER, OR HE'D BE FEELING PRETTY LEFT OUT, WOULDN'T, HE?

WE WANT PICTURES!

Death Rose... said...

My iPod screen just broke! Fuck!!))

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Hello and goodbye, Kestrel.))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Nuuuuuuuuuu Death! How about a drink to help you forget about it?

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((My condolences, Death.))

#ChaseForBook9

ADAMANTHA SNARK said...

[Pays and sips grape juice]

#ChaseForBook9

ADAMANTHA SNARK said...

DEATH'S IPOD I DEMAND YOU WORK THIS INSTANT. AS IN NOW. DO YOU HEAR ME?

...of course not.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Adra?

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

((Niccolo it is totally possile he fell asleep it is almost 12am by him I would wait 5-10 min before going back to our time just grab him and go))

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Uno?

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