Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'M IN SUCH A DIRTY MINDED MOOD

I JUST READ DARK AGAIN AND OH MY GOD

I NEED TO READ AFTER NOW OMG

MY FEELS WILL DIE

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Noelle said...

*continues to twerk*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I made an edit of Harry but it's black and white and all that's in colour is his eyes right and I'm really proud of it and I just followed this girl who makes video edits and OMFG and she commented saying 'WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT' and I ended up writing an imagine out and OMG HER REACTION

"I AM SO DONE WITH YOU YOUNG LADY"

"SO DONE"

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Noelle said...

Omfg I did that with Percy Jackson

Star Inkbright said...

*backs away from twerking and sits in corner, continuing to write history homework in a gloriously formal tone*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Gemma, Mara, Adra.

@Star Obviously not a python. Probably just one of those little stripey garter snakes.

Oh, and I...

Actually...

[Evil chuckle]

Never mind!

[Tiptoes off]

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: :)

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Noelle said...

*twerks against Star*


NOOO FABI

Star Inkbright said...

^^^Well done! :)

@Fabi: Yay. :)
SSSSSSSTRIPESSSSSS. :)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...
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Maralie Lily Charm said...

ALL I REALLY CAN UNDERSTAND

IS

WHEN

YOU

TALK DIRTY TO ME

*twerks, Harry Styles style*

(AHAHA I MADE A FUNNY)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI FABIIII

I'M ATTEMPTING TO WRITE CHANGE YOUR LIFE NOWWWW

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Noelle said...

(FABILOUS)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Star - :3

I'M DOING HIP THRUSTS AROUND MY SITTING ROOM BC I'M HOME ALONE AND BSE IS ON

IS THIS NORMAL

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Climbs up in tree, pulls out binoculars and spies on a random bird]

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Noelle said...

TO THE BRUNO MARS SONG "LOCKED OUT OD HEAVEN"

EVERYONE

/EVERYONE/
DOES HIP THRUSTS

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LOUIS' HIP THRUSTS IN 3D THO

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT CINEMA MY EYES WERE WIDENED BY APPROXIMATELY 8391620619529539862926948926% THAN THEY SHOULD BE

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Change, change your life, take it alllllllll

[hides in the tree]

Msd.

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Noelle said...

Okay Fabi...


Mortal Instruments, I WAS FOAMING

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

YO BLOGLANIANS!!!! HAD A GREAT FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL!!!!!! But it wans't the same :( I couldn't talk to you guys ALL DAY!!! (Except for lunch) So, how are you all?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bit quiet here in Blogland...Hello...?

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Chione Asahina said...

Hi Rhydian!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HI GEMMA!! *hugs* How are you?

Emerald Melody said...

Hello...

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Just got back from college...!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HI EM! *hugs* How are you?

HI LUCE! *hugs* How are you? How was it?

Emerald Melody said...

I've got a headache and need to punch something or cry...

Did you have a good day Rhyd?

HEY LUCY LOU!!!!!

Luciana said...

It was a very long day! I had an awful gap though. :(
We were so bored!

Now I have maths to do, wbd:)

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Yes I did EM...First day back at school, I'm now in yr 10. I feel a little old but I'm still good :) I love school...I'm weird like that

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hellooooo again. [hugs people]

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Chione Asahina said...

*Hugs Rhydian* I'm good ^.^

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb. Laptop just lost internet (I'm on my phone now) and phone needs charging. So brb

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

See you, Rhydian! [waves]


GEMMA [jumps out of tree and tacklehugs]

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

More Than This brings back memories... :')

☹ne directi☹n

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Chione Asahina said...

*falls to the ground* Ooft!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

MARAAAA [hugs]

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh my god oh my god fetus feels fetus feels fetus fetus fetus

Louis and Niall were adorable tho I mean fetus Niall <3
*screams* BRACES LOUIS BRACES
OR SUSPENDERS WHICHEVER YOU LIKE

omg it's gotta be you
The first ever 1D song I actually looked up
That song made me a Directioner
Um
No
Can u not

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

FABIIIIII *hugs back*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im done.....DONE. LSODM....shoot me

Maralie Lily Charm said...

it's gotta be

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

oh god it's the girl that looks like Taylor Lautner
You go Zayn didn't know you had a man crush on him

It's gotta be YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU
ONLY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT'S GOT TO BE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
ONLY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Little Things...

A shiver goes down my spine when I hear the starting notes...:)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Niall and Harry's bits really get to me..
*is totally not crying what no shut up*

[Harry]
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But,

[Harry + Niall]
You're perfect to me

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true,
It's you,
It's you,
They add up to
I'm in love with you,
And all these little things

[Niall]
You'll never love yourself
Half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right, darlin'
But I want you to,
If I let you know, I'm here for you,
Maybe you'll love yourself,
Like I love you
Oh

[Harry]
And I've just let these little things
Slip, out of my mouth,
'Cause it's you, oh it's you,
It's you,
They add up to
And I'm in love with you,
And all these little things,



BEST SONG EVER IS ON THIS IS THE CRAIC WEY HEY

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

:-)

:')

D:

D':

:')

[hugs]

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Noelle said...

Hey BABES

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I SHIP MARACEL/MARCELIE SO HARD OMF

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Fabi*

Hey Adra :)


WHO'S THE CRAIC DADDY
NIALL'S THE CRAIC DADDY
WEY HEY

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Noelle said...

Ay yo. Almost lunch, so... *nods*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

HARRONICA

NIALL IN A TROLLEY

ZAYN AND LOUIS "BREAKING TABLES"
OMG GET IT
ZAYN'S LINE IN UP ALL NIGHT
NO
...
okay never mind

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Fabi *hugs*

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Noelle said...

*tackles both to the ground* BYEE

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Rhy *hugs*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ahhhh brb helping brother with homework -.-

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Noelle said...

Okay! *nods*

*walks through the woods along a small path, casually*

Emerald Melody said...

Hello again...

Emerald Melody said...

How are ye ??

Edward Fletcher said...

hello em and adra brb

Noelle said...

KK Edward-
I'm at lunch. Kinda want to RP

Emerald Melody said...

Yeah actually, I could do with a good roleplay after the fucking day I've had...

Edward Fletcher said...

i would like to roleplay

Star Inkbright said...

We were balancing equations in Chemistry, and I enjoyed it so much. I actually did. I just wanted to take a sheet of unbalanced equations home to balance. :P After she told us to stop, I was still doing it.
I LIKE BALANCING EQUATIONS. O_O
I suppose what I actually like is maths, and I knid of do, but meh . . . I just get bored like normal people usually. In primary I liked maths. I suppose I like maths. Actually, I suppose I just like solving things. I used to like just doing sums . . . Like how I like Minesweeper and Solitaire. They're the only two games I play on my phone. Although sometimes I do Flow Bridges.
And . . . One time at the beginning of year eight, we got asked this question, can't remember it. I wrote out the numbers one to one hundred and vegan using a long method to solve it involving counting and tallies and marking stuff off. After a bit, some worked out the quick way of solving it, and they got a well done and we stopped the activity, but when I got hone, I carried on doing tge long method because I enjoyed doing all thr counting and marking or whatevs, and when I'd finished, I did it again, just fir the fun of it. :P It wasn't as good the second time round, though . . . Like in year seven, when you have a new timetable, you get lost all the time, but in year eight, you only get lost a bit, and by year ten, you know where to find all the rooms immediately and new timetables is barely a big thing at all.





Anyway, balancing equations is FUN. :)

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello star and dragona

Star Inkbright said...

Hello, btw. :)

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Luciana said...

Sorry for vanishing! I got an important e-mail and it distracted me...!

Star Inkbright said...

Hello Johnathon . . .

In The Mortal Instruments, there are two people called Jonathan, except one gets called Jace and the other one gets called Sebastian. :P

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Dragona Pine said...

Brb

Edward Fletcher said...

hello luci

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Mushroom! :)

I vanish all the time, don't worry. XD

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Star Inkbright said...

My maths teacher from last year said that he never made his powerpoints pretty or put cartoon figures on, and he didn't plan 'fun' activities, because maths on its own was fun and didn't need to be made fun. And I was just walking out of Chemistry today, and I was just thinking, I GET IT NOW. Maths IS fun. *nods*
Sometimes. :P

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Luciana said...

JAAAACEEEEE, MY BABY<3

I love Sebastian, omg. C:

THERE'S A TEACHER AT COLLEGE CALLED TANITH!

Now I'm doing maths again:3

Noelle said...

Sorries- my friend needed my computer.
*nods*

*sits on a rock*

Edward Fletcher said...

*walks round in a circle*

Star Inkbright said...

*pushes Adra off rock* THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF EVE'S RELATIVES! *glares*

@Mushroom: WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O_O
TANITH???????????????
O_O

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Noelle said...

I'M SORRY!
*weeps in shame* SO sorry...

Edward Fletcher said...

back later, have to go bye

Noelle said...

Goodbye!

Star Inkbright said...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH DUKE OF EDINBURGH, coz my friend says she's quitting, and my other friend says "If you're not doing it, I'm not doing it" (to her), and it's tonight in less than an hour and I phoned my friend and she didn't answer and I don't know and I don't know if they'll be there and I don't think so, and I have no contact with the other two in my group, I barely know them, they're my friend's friends, well one of them is and the other one is her friend, and . . . I don't know. My mum says just go tonight and see what's happening, but my friend could have said to the others me and *friend's name* aren't coming, and they could have said well then we're not coming, and maybe nobody'll be there . . . And my mum says I could maybe join another group but NO because you know it's all people from school and yeah and yeah and even if tehy're nice people they're all with their friends and it would be awkward and if tehy're not doing it I'm not doing it but I like D of E and arghhhhhhhh.

So basically, I think I'm going tonight, but nobody might be there, so I won't be able to do anything or anything and will just be sitting on the field all on my own and it'll be scary and lonely and people running it will notice probably and I'm scared of them as well, and yeah, and I DON'T WANT TO GO.
I don't want to quit D of E, but if everyone else is then I don't want to continue, and I was only ever good at map reading anyway . . . I don't like sports of volunteering and I'm scared of asking people to do things for me like tick me off.
So, you know.

But I don't know.

Getting more caught up over this than is probably necessary . . . :P

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Star Inkbright said...

Hahaha, that last paragraph was written how I often talk when I'm going on about something irl. XD Really fast in a jumble. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

AND THIS IS STUPID, BUT IT'S BEEN ALL COLD AND RAINY ALL DAY AND IT'S ALL GLOOMY OUTSIDE AND I JUST WANT TO STAY AT HOME.

. . . Yeah, that's stupid. XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Back :)

Mbd, watching video diaries... :'(':

MIXED EMOTIONS

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Dragona Pine said...

Hello again.



I have JUST posted a one-off piece of writing. A mixture between Skulduggery Pleasant and Mass Effect.
Basically what would happen if Roarhaven was invaded by a SINGLE Reaper.

Note: THIS IS FOR ANYONE. It is a one-off piece of writing. You DO NOT have to know about Mass Effect to be able to read it, as long as you know this fact:
The Reapers are giant machines that want to destroy all organic life in the galaxy.
That is all you need to know. It ISN'T long AT ALL.
So please read it. :)

http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: When I get back.
Because I'm going for dinner in a matter of minutes.
And then I'm going.



















































































Ah. My mum just said that we'd go in five minutes late (uh, that isn't a big thing, that's not awkward) and then she'd wait outside a bit and I'd have a look around and if no one was there I could come outside again and go back home.
THIS IS GOOD.
*stops freaking out as much*

Did I ever mention my mum was awesome? :)

Hey, Mara. :)
Hey, Dragona. :)

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Dragona Pine said...

That's fine, Star. :)

Star Inkbright said...

You do realise, don't you all, that I think of my evening meal as dinner as opposed to tea now?
You evil people, you're influencing my brain. :P

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Dragona Pine said...

Hey, I still call it tea. I'M FROM YORKSHIRE WE ALL CALL IT TEA.


Ahem.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi! I'm at school, so super distant/msd, but hi!

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Chione Asahina said...

; 3

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I drink tea three times a day if I have time to. I'm American. XD

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

I know you're not talking about actual tea- at least I don't think you are- but I just think it's funny because tea is stereotypically a Brittish thing and I'm not Brittish.

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Dragona Pine said...

I have JUST posted a one-off piece of writing. A mixture between Skulduggery Pleasant and Mass Effect.
Basically what would happen if Roarhaven was invaded by a SINGLE Reaper.

Note: THIS IS FOR ANYONE. It is a one-off piece of writing. You DO NOT have to know about Mass Effect to be able to read it, as long as you know this fact:
The Reapers are giant machines that want to destroy all organic life in the galaxy.
That is all you need to know. It ISN'T long AT ALL.
So please read it. :)

http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk







(Just so the people who have just come on can see)

Noelle said...

Wbd y'all!

Luciana said...

It's tea. Star I will get you saying tea again, I swear:P

BY THE WAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE AT MY BOOKLAUNCH WE'VE GOTTA FILM US SAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR AN OLDER BLOGLANDIAN FRIEND OF OURS:3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

AH I'M SO SORRY WBD HOMEWORK D:

Yorkshire Tea

Louis Tomlinson

Hehehehhsheheheheheheh

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Dragona Pine said...

Luciana, we should join forces to get Star to call it tea.

Luciana said...

I can be proper Yorkshire, so my Yorkshire-ness may rub off on here next time I see her:P

Dragona Pine said...

Yay for Yorkshire-ness. :D

Luciana said...

her*

Damnit! I'm such a turnip!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Happy Suicide Awareness Day...

*hugs everyone*

*sings Same Love*

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Chione Asahina said...

Dragona how could you do that to Skulduggery, Valkyrie and China! That was sad!

Dragona Pine said...

It IS a Reaper *shrugs* Reapers are powerful.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LOUIS PUT HIS HEAD ON HARRY'S SHOULDER DURING SAME LOVE I CAN'T BRAETHE

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Dragona Pine said...

Gemma, could you comment on the story?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I ACTUALLY LOVE MODEST! MANAGEMENT

THEY'RE SUING CHANNEL 4

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I met them 64 times" MY ARSE

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Dragona Pine said...

Why are they suing them?

Willow Storm said...

Helloo!

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Willow!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Because Channel 4 made a show and insulted Larry (Louis + Harry) shippers, saying they ruined the fandom. They forced girls to read off scripts, and made them send hate on Twitter. And...

Let's just say, there are now 43 lovely Larry angels up there... ❤

...

My family... /:

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Willow! :) *hugs*

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Willow Storm said...

I am in so much trouble but it was so FUN!
I called some leaving cert a Pansycake Peasant Squib on my bus

Dragona Pine said...

Tbh that doesn't really seem like a big deal to me... they couldn't have FORCED someone to write it on twitter. Bribe them, maybe, but in the end I'm sure it was their own decision.

But I'm guessing it's a pretty big deal for people who are called Larry?

Dragona Pine said...

Yay! Tomorrow for lunch I get a turkey and cheese sandwich :D

Willow Storm said...

Larry.. Oh my gosh XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm a Larry shipper...

Some of the things they said about us were absolutely horrific. I mean... why?
...
*sighs*
Never mind. You kind of have to be in the fandom to understand the whole concept of Larry Stylinson and Elounor and... Yeah.


Omg Willow whut XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I get either a panini or chicken curry tomorrow for lunch in school c:

Or cookies. They are gorgeous.

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Noelle said...

...Still here...

Willow Storm said...

They were calling me a loner and a gaylord for reading on the bus. Who even says gaylord anymore? :-p I would've said 'The sparrow flies south for winter' and hit him but, he'd have hit me back harder.

Dragona Pine said...

Maralie, can I ask a genuine question?

Like you know on here how there aren't THAT many of us in comparison to the whole internet, we're kind of all friends. It's like on the Mass Effect Forum I go on, there's about... fifteen of us? Who regularly go on. Because Mass Effect 3 is above a year old so yeah it isn't the most popular game anymore - BUT it is still popular. Enough to be sold for £20 second hand.
Anyway.
We all like know each other on here and as I said on the ME forum. But how can that happen on something which like a quarter of the population of England and America and other countries like that enjoy?

To me it'd seem a bit... chaotic.

Dragona Pine said...

I have JUST posted a one-off piece of writing. A mixture between Skulduggery Pleasant and Mass Effect.
Basically what would happen if Roarhaven was invaded by a SINGLE Reaper.

Note: THIS IS FOR ANYONE. It is a one-off piece of writing. You DO NOT have to know about Mass Effect to be able to read it, as long as you know this fact:
The Reapers are giant machines that want to destroy all organic life in the galaxy.
That is all you need to know. It ISN'T long AT ALL.
So please read it. :)

http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk



JUST so people who have come on recently can see.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm sorry, Dragona? What exactly do you mean?

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

You should have, Willow! :P I would have thrown the book beside me, stood up, grabbed that person by the collar of their shirt and screamed "MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKED"

...

XD

I'm sorry, I'm not being serious today

um

fLY AWAKEN

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Noelle said...

*sings Empire State of Mind quite loudly*

Oh.

FFFFFFOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR

*tackles everyone to the ground*

Edward Fletcher said...

i return and dragona, the skulduggery and mass effect crossover was brilliant, short but brilliant

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. It took me about 10 minutes xD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HMMMM

Idk which songs to download D:

I need to download most of Avril Lavigne's songs, and some LM, and one 1D...

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Noelle said...

IF YOU WANT THE BEST THEN YOU'VE GOT THE BEST
THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD>..

KISS
*cue music*

Dragona Pine said...

Seriously though Johnathon, I think I depicted the power of the Reaper pretty well, or I underestimated it. They are immensely powerful creatures and that was ONE. I have to try and defeat an entire RACE of them.

I have every fleet of every race (apart from the Geth, which I unfortunately had to destroy) in the galaxy, against a single race of Reapers... and it says my chances of survival are still 'low'.

Edward Fletcher said...

*places rabbits on everyones head*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

um

the lights just turned off in my room

what

w h a t

NO HOLY CRAP MY PHONE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF ITS BATTERY DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THE ELECTRICITY WENT

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Edward Fletcher said...

low is good, low means you have to laugh at the enemy, then probably get attacked but still laugh

Noelle said...

MARA IT'S A GHOST.

*hugs bunny* Hello, Ophelia

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ADRA I ACTUALLY DON'T CARE IF IT'S A GHOST RN I JUST WANT MY PHONE TO CHARGE SO I CAN USE IT AS A WIFI HOTSPOT

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*types madly*

'Wifi going nooooooooooOOOOOOOOO GUYS ILY ALL I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT PRAY FOR ME BYE I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK'

*waits few seconds*

'oh nvm lol'

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Dragona Pine said...

Johnathon, UNFORTUNATELY it's supposed to be a counter-attack, not a laughing competition. Laughing at a Reaper would get you nowhere apart from maybe whatever afterlife you believe in.

Edward Fletcher said...

laughing is still fun though, especially if it is against an enemy of unbeatable odds.

Noelle said...

Lol Mars :3

Yay I'm out of school.

And my English teacher didn't kill me

Dragona Pine said...

Hm. Probably. Knowing me I'll just run back to Earth (ground-zero with the fight against the Reapers) with my automatic sniper rifle and hope for the best. :)

Edward Fletcher said...

good plan dragona, just dont forget to laugh as you attack

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Change, change your life, take it all...

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Dragona Pine said...

But who will be attacking who, I wonder... I'll most likely get on Earth and be under attack on all sides. So then it'll become more of a defensive strike.


Then I'll shoot everything with my automatic sniper rifle.

Edward Fletcher said...

back, what exactly is the dark shadow dragona?

Luciana said...

MAYBE IT'S E WAY SHE WALKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dragona Pine said...

The Dark Shadow... it's hard to explain. It isn't a mortal being. It feeds off death and hatred and anger and sorrow and fear and everything bad.
It is kind of PURE Necromancy. It is the reason why Necromancers can control the shadows - it's like their bridge between themselves and their magic. IT can control them, but they can't control it.
Any darkness it can use as its tool. It can teleport into any shadow, anywhere, anywhen. It can also clone itself in the darkness (as I said, not a mortal being - it is everywhere and everywhen at the same time. It just chooses to be seen in certain areas to interact).
It CAN be defeated. Cannot be killed, but defeated. If something hurts it, it adapts and becomes immune. Like it has already become immune to some magical attacks, light and gunfire. So the more you fight it, the more it adapts and the stronger it becomes. It also can absorb magic and use it to launch more powerful attacks.

Luciana said...

THE*

Damnit .-.

Noelle said...

Heh.

*eats an apple*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

This isn't Hogwarts
This is a concrete box
And the paintings on the walls are never gonna talk
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try
And the most magical thing we have is flourescent lights
And they don't put you in Hufflepuff if you're not cool
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school
And I think if I looked into the Mirror of Erised,
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red
I'm not saying I'm not proud to be a nerd
But public school ain't no place for a wizard


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Edward Fletcher said...

dark shadow!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HEY

HOW YA DOIN

SORRY YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH

but jesus no need to break the door


i think i'm funny

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello aretha

Noelle said...

The Mirror of Erised can u not

Dragona Pine said...

Johnathon, and the reason why it's called The Dark Shadow is the form it chooses to take. It's a roughly humanoid figure, but made of living shadows. It has white triangular eyes and sharp teeth. It chooses the form because it scares people and it gets stronger with the more fear it receives.
Its powers are based on darkness and shadows, too. ^^

Edward Fletcher said...

the dark shadow sounds like a fluffy bunny rabit (it actually sounds cool)

Sparky Braginski said...

... Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. MAY be back later. Bye!

Edward Fletcher said...

hello sparky

bye dragona

Maralie Lily Charm said...

guys

i have something important to say

really important

super important

very very very important















































little mix

c:

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Noelle said...

Hi Sparks! Bye Dragona!

*throws an apple lightly to Sparky*

Sparky Braginski said...

Mara was I mistaken or did you say something about Ariana Grande before...

Sparky Braginski said...

*catches the apple and frowns*

What is it with you people and throwing food...

Luciana said...

Hey Sparx.


I'm so tiredddddd ;~;

Edward Fletcher said...

*places rabbit on sparkys head*

Sparky Braginski said...

*uncerimouniously pushes the rabbit off of my head and moves to the roof of the treehouse grumbling something about not being a prop or a target*

Noelle said...

Hey. Carbohydrates. *noms her own apple* Good for the soul.

Hey Luce- here's a concept. Called SLEEP c:

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I did, Sparky :)

I was watching her new music video and

W h y

She's so pretty and talented and I'm just here eating Taytos and stalking celebrities ._.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW I'LL REMEMBER YOU

don't you just hate it when you're singing your solo and a piece of paper hits you in the face :(((((((

THEY DID THE STOP THE TRAFFIC AND LET THE PEOPLE THROUGH IS THE SHOWER ON OR IS THE WHOLE WORLD CRYING

Zayn's high note tho

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Luciana said...

I can't go to bed, yet. Got more work to do... :/

Noelle said...

:( oh...

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I can say that Ariana is gorgeous because all of her clothes in performance are made for the purpose of making her look good, she puts effort into being healthy, and she probably also has a team of make up artists.

And her voice, well, I love her voice.

It's spectacular.

But she's also been singing and acting professionally for... Must be six or seven years now.

So that's probably why.

Luciana said...

Yeah, Adra, I'm constantly busy. I've got five minutes to myself now to have an ice-cream before I start on philosophy...!

Noelle said...

I know, I'm loaded with homework as well...

Luciana said...

It's not just homework for me, haha! I start at 9 and get home around 5 most days, and then there's ITS... >->

Noelle said...

Yay. School.

*walks over to a piano, masked in the shade of a tree with a few vines growing over the sides*
*sits down, and begins to play*

Luciana said...

I don't go to school...


Paddy (maths teacher) and I were making maths jokes earlier. It was ace. c:
Tomorrow I have to go in at 8 and I don't get out until 3:50 :c

Willow Storm said...

Sorry I poofed. There was homework and stuff to do and..

Luciana said...

Hey Willow. :)

How are you?

Willow Storm said...

I don't know, Luci..
You? :)

Luciana said...

I'm feeling a lot of different things at the minute, so let's just say: I'm not okay. But whatever. :)

Gonna go do some work. Might be back later. Cya'll xox

Willow Storm said...

Bye..:)

Noelle said...

Bye Luce!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry, watching a programme...

Sparky - She's Speckletacular :3

... I'd hate to be a really famous celebrity. You'd have no privacy.

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Sparky Braginski said...

Hey, btw, how did meeting Derek go?

Willow Storm said...

.. People are horrible sometimes.

Noelle said...

DEREK MERTING KABSNSBBXJSVA YES

Star Inkbright said...

I WAS JUST LAUGHING AT HOW I SAID THAT THE BLOG HAD MADE ME THINK OF MY EVENING MEAL AS DINNER NOW, AND THEN THE YORKSHIRMINIONS WERE ALL LIKE "NO IT IS CALLED TEA WE MUST GET STAR TO CALL IT TEA AGAIN". :P AND THEN I REALISED THAT LAUGHING REALLY LOUD WAS A BAD THING WHEN PEOPLE WERE MEANT TO BE TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP. ALTHOUGH MY SISTER AND BROTHER ARE PROBABLY BOTH STILL READING. BOTH MY SISTER AND BROTHER READ AFTER TURNING THE LIGHT OFF LIKE I USED TO DOOOOOO.
I love ti when you discover how similar your siblings are to you. :)

And, anyway. Everyone was at Duke of Edinburgh so that was good, nobody had dropped out (alhtough one came so close I was recycling all my best encouragement metaphors and badly adapting thme for her quitting situation. She thought I was odd, but that's normal :)), BUT apparently our route cards are irreadable so we have to redo them.
In other words, the route cards /I/ spent literal hours working on are irreadable because of my atrocious handwriting, and /I/ have to redo them.


You know, the problem is with letting one person do all the work is that when they screw up, you all get dragged down.

So I'm a bit irritated that I not only had to do the route cards mostly myself (people were helping on a large part of it, but I still had to do the tricky part al on my own), I have to REDO them by myself.
Ha, it was nice, though. I went "Someone else has to take the route cards to be checked. I did them, so I shouldn't have to do it."

I love that argument. :)

I should just, like, do everything all the time, so then I don't have to do anything. :)

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Willow Storm said...

I love how she thinks telling me to jump off a cliff will affect me XD

Dragona Pine said...

Hello again.

Dragona Pine said...

Star, yorkshirminions! Yay!

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Yes! Yay! :) :) :)

@Willow: :/

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Dragona Pine said...

Johnathon, if you're interested in The Dark Shadow I did two series of fanfics - both three parters - a while ago. Not saying you have to or anything but if you're interested.

Edward Fletcher said...

ill read them sure

Dragona Pine said...

Wbd, writing.


Star, now I have the task of writing a story about a person from the opposite gender to myself, and she's also an alien AND has a hangover. Yay. ^^

Chione Asahina said...

Just trying to think of a taken name here, dont mind me.

Dragona Pine said...

Johnathon:

http://dragonapine.blogspot.co.uk

They're the ones named "The Dark Shadow" and "The Diary". The Dark Shadow is set in 1891 and features a detective. The Diary is set in the present day in Iran, involving a government department whose job it is to eliminate mages who pose a threat.

Noelle said...

*stares blankly off into space*

Edward Fletcher said...

back when ive read them

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Meeting Derek omg

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Sparky Braginski said...

Adra

For god's sake I just reblogged something off of you and added a funny

But you don't know

Because you don't fucking follow me back DAMMIT

Noelle said...

You are that I didn't see it?

Noelle said...

I like having more followers than whom I follow. It makes me feel important

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Talk, talk turns into air,
I don't even ca-a-are,
Oh yeah :)

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Dragona Pine said...

I get to leave college at 11:05 tomorrow.

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