Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh no....

Noelle said...

Whaaaaaaaaat

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You need mental help Adra have you seen Alexis at all today? Wherever she is Coco bear is with her so I'm hoping she may have begged Niccolò to train with her with her knives or something she usually takes Coco bear with her if she's with him

Noelle said...

Ahhhh I wouldn't know- sorry. I was too busy watching people die, then my friends try to kill me, so...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im sorry....*sighs* I'd be devestated if it was me...

Ugh msd storm hitting parents srguing

Noelle said...

You'd be more than devastated.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I watched friends die Adra. Vile remember

Noelle said...

I know- I was there. I'm older than you if you're forgetting

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah true I usually forget

Noelle said...

Hmm..

*looks around*

Where's Dimka?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It died

Noelle said...

No he didn't.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

And I'm back!

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((I LOVE THIS DRESS SO MUCH. LIKE, IT'S AWESOME, AND I WOULD LOVE IT NO MATTER WHAT IT WAS MADE OF, BUT IT'S MADE OF NEWSPAPER, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME LOVE IT EVEN MORE. LIKE, HOW DOES SUCH A WORK EVEN EXIST.))

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Ari have you seen Alexis? I think a certain scholar borrowed her

Noelle said...

Zafira, what did you do to my fox?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh. That's somewhat concerning... Unless you meant a different scholar, Niccolò is lurking in some faraway shadows with a massive headache. And he's certainly not with Alexis.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay. I meant him but obviously....has it occurred she could be trying to-

Alexis: *comes running in screaming hysterically*

Adra I didnt TOUCH the fox

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh! There's a new kid in my class who's called Dimka, and I thought of you, Adra!

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

So, the formal theme this year is Carnevale and I have a dress. I need a mask...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi... I'm not back, but I posted a new chapter on TSE, if anyone's interested. I'm sorry this intro thing is taking so long... It should be done within the week.

Bye...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits with Alexis* calm.

Alexis: someone tried to kill me! I cant remember what they look like....*is starting to cry* The man had a knife

Noelle said...

Bye Fabi *hugs*

Ahem.

screw... Screw you then... *stumbles to her feet but doesn't make it back to the lab on the account of falling unconscious half way there*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, Death, I really really wish we lived close to each other now, so I could lend you one of mine! I have a whole collection of Venetian masks! Well, I say collection- I mean 7. But that's not including any of the ones owned by my other family members!

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

So envious, Ari!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi/bye, then, Fabi. Are you ok...?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*calns Alexis*

Alexis: *punches tree* I hate this! I hate being 11!!!

Jophiel said...

That's my terrible dress...

*Hugs Fabi*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

DEATH YOU LOOK SO AWESOME!! *.*

Alexis, please, calm down. You have to stop running off by yourself. Now, calm down and see if you can give us a description. We can put out a warrant for his arrest.

((Distant, by the way))

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: very tall green eyes worr a grey suit was Irish for sure and I was walking home from school! I ALWAYS do this

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hm. Well, you are the daughter of a Grand Mage. Maybe you should get yourself an escort, or at least carpool with a friend.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: an escort? I guess I nevrr did before

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Unfortunate as it is, it makes sense that people would go after you- you'll be targeted because of your mother's position. I'd suggest you get yourself involved in as many self defense classes as possible, and make sure you're never defenseless. I'd even recommend hiring some kind of bodyguard. You only have one life, so you can't afford to mess up your safety, and you're too inexperienced to hold your own against any sort of trained assailant.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok ari i understand im tired

Jophiel said...

Alexis, I was targeted too. Serpine's kid...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You should probably go to bed now, then.

Actually, I'm going to go sleep. So, night all! *vanishes*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night Ari!

Alexis: I bet it sucks....

Im gonna go *hugs Death* I'm getting up early tomorrow so I gotta go to bed its a long day ahead I will not be on until 5:30ish fully as I got play practice then choir at 7 so yeah not on much tomorrow I love y'all *vanishes for bed*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hugs Death* *hugs everyone super tightly* *actually goes to sleep*

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

hi.

i am writing.

:P

i plan on this story being funny, and i'll post it here when i'm done.

oh, and in my defense, i didn't steal the beginning, we had to use it.

Snow said...

what do you think of this sofar (even if no one is around!) :

A phone was ringing was ringing in the middle of the street. No one else seemed to notice it. Not that there were many other people around.
Sighing, I walked up to it and answered.

“Hello?” I said, annoyance obvious in my voice.

A pause, then a voice said, “Who is this? What are you doing with this phone?”

I blinked, unsure of how to answer. Of cause, this wasn’t my phone and I had had no right to answer it, so I could understand the annoyance of the man on the other side. But that didn’t mean he had to be rude.

“It’s none of your business who I am. But I will tell you why I have the phone.”

“You little thief. You took that phone from him, didn’t you?!”

“No,” I replied, slightly frustrated, “I found it, sitting the middle of the street! You’d better learn some manners mister, because if you want this phone your going to have to ask for it, not accuse me of stealing it. You friend obviously doesn’t respect it, if he left it in the middle of the street.”

O-oh… now I’d done it.

“Look, brat, the mans phone you have, he is a very important man. If you did steal it, you’ll be sorry. Now tell me who the hell you are!” the man on the other end screeched.

Letting my pride and ego take charge, I yelled back, “First off, I’m no “brat”. Second, I don’t care one bit who your boss is. And third, I am not telling you my name, because that is none of your business!”

I slammed the phone shut, threw it on the ground. Then I bolted. Knowing modern technology, they could track that phone and I didn’t want to be anywhere nearby when someone finally arrived.

Snow said...

i just put the whole story up on my blog.

check it out if you wanna read it :P

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello...?

Snow said...

SP - and he's the good guy

PWF - don't try this at home

TFO - do panic, they're coming

DD - don't loose your head

MC - gripping

DB - kicking evil very hard in the face

KOTW - cold blooded thriller

LSODM - no one is safe

Snow said...

oh, and

TBA - TBA

Sparky Braginski said...

TBA?

Snow said...

to be announced.

Snow said...

g2g, bye!

Selena Gasp said...

Hi :)

Selena Gasp said...

I just finished LSDM 0_0

Selena Gasp said...

I want the next book! SO badly !

Selena Gasp said...

even though it comes out in sept 2014

Snow said...

heyyy

Snow said...

wbvd msd

Dragona Pine said...

Hello?

Snow said...

hellloooooo

Snow said...

SP - and he's the good guy

PWF - don't try this at home

TFO - do panic, they're coming

DD - don't loose your head

MC - gripping

DB - kicking evil very hard in the face

KOTW - cold blooded thriller

LSODM - no one is safe

Dragona Pine said...

*activates combat drone*


*holographic orange sphere appears next to Snow*


Cheese: Greetings freedom fighter and defier of gravity Snow, I am Cheese. Combat drone model 269.0. My software is from the year 2186.

Snow said...

hi... cheese...

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: There is no need to be afraid, freedom fighter and defier of gravity Snow. My weapon systems are currently offline. I am now programmed as an 'information drone' rather than a 'combat drone'. I can cause no harm to any living things.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go to college soon. :(

Snow said...

aw...

*huggles dragona*

DONT LEAVE ME!!! XD

Dragona Pine said...

SORRY! I wish the bus wasn't so early. Otherwise I wouldn't get there in time. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Damn. Have to go now. I'm sorry Snow.




Bye!



*Cheese flickers and then deactivates*

Snow said...

BYE DRAGONA!!! XD have funnnn

Jophiel said...

I love it how I can still fit into size 6 skinny jeans...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

AH WHAT DO I HAVE TODAY
*panicks*
MATHS
GEOGRAPHY
AH

#ChaseForBook9

Calidae Dark said...

* arrives * Poof. I am here.

Calidae Dark said...

but the question is.... is anyone else?

Calidae Dark said...

apparently... not.

Calidae Dark said...

Well, Im here when anyone comes on :P

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Somebody make a move
Somebody make a move
Please somebody

Test my reality
Check if there's a weak spot
Clingin' to insanity
Hopes the world will ease up

Try and make it look like it's all somehow getting better
'Cause I know how to play it pretty good against the measure
Everyone started out a little insane
But we learn pretty quick how to fake it for the game
But some of you never learned to drop the act
So under that skin of yours: a heart attack

'Cause everybody's so scared
We don't wanna go there
We don't wanna make a move
We got got all our lives to lose
Screaming in the dark while we just play our part
I'll play right along
Like I don't know what's going on

Somebody make a move
Somebody make a move
Please somebody make a move
We all know
We all know what's going on

And if I had the answers I'd have written them out
So I could tell you what to do and what this thing is about
But all I've ever learned comes second-hand
And I dare not preach what I don't understand

You and I; we share the same disease
Cover up; compromise what we greive
I've let more than my share of revivals die
This isn't pretty but it's what I am tonight

'Cause everybody's so scared
We don't wanna go there
We don't wanna make a move
We got got all our lives to lose
Sitting in the dark while we just play our part
I'll play right along
Like I don't know what's going on

Somebody make a move
Somebody make a move
Please somebody make a move
We all know
We all know what's going on

Pointing my fingers the problems still linger
They keep getting bigger and I hold the trigger
Running with fire I live like a liar
Please somebody make a move

Somebody make a move (I'm pointing my fingers)
Somebody make a move (The problems still linger)
Somebody make a move (I'm pointing my fingers)
Somebody
Somebody make a move

'Cause everybody's so scared
We don't wanna go there
We don't wanna make a move
Screaming in the dark while we just play our part
I'll play right along

'Cause everybody's so scared
We don't wanna go there
We don't wanna make a move
We got got all our lives to lose
Screaming in the dark while we just play our part
I'll play right along
Like I don't know what's going on

Somebody make a move
Somebody make a move
Please somebody make a move
We all know
We all know what's going on
Somebody make a move
Somebody make a move
Please somebody make a move
We all know
We all know what's going on


Hello. :3

Zathract Mist said...

Dammit, Miss, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for ages...

Sparky Braginski said...

*is sitting on the roof of my treehouse*

Today was an odd day.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*grins*
You're welcome, Zath.

*sips mocha*
So, how is everyone today?

Zathract Mist said...

How so, Sparky?

*rolls eyes*
Yep, now I'm listening to the album again...


Pretty meh. Yourself?

Jophiel said...

I hate not being able to regulate my body heat. So I'm cold!
How are you, Missy?

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks down at him*

Lots of reasons.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Death!! *hugs*

I'm good, myself.
I only have one piece of homework due tomorrow, I'm pretty sure, and then I just have to study for the extension maths test thingy. *nods*

Zathract Mist said...

Right.

Jophiel said...

Silence...

Sparky Braginski said...

I had an english exam.

I can remember Sonnet 130 off by heart now.

I spent a good forty minutes riling up my ex in a bunch of subtle ways I know she hates. But we were in public and it was very seemingly innocent, so that was fun.

...

You guys still there?

Zathract Mist said...

Good for you.


Sort of. I'm distant.

Trying to get a stupid thing for History done.

Jophiel said...

I'm here... Kinda... I'm cold...

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

aOMG OMGG OMGGG OMFGG OMGGG!!!!!!!111 RIGHT RIGHT SO TODAY AT LUNCH TIME MASKETTA FALL'S (A BAND) CAME TO OUR SCHOOL AND WAS PLAYING AND WE GOT PICTURES AND WRISTBANDS AND ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!

...and i dont think they like me cause i went snap happy... but they were goddam good photos!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKDVMNOASU8GBV-[

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

...soryy...
hi:)

Duck said...

Duck is possibly here. Maybe here. Kinda here.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*waves*
I'm here.
Finishing my biography thingymajigy.

HEY ELD! *hugs*
WHOO!! (Being honest, I don't really know the band :P)
bUT THAT'S AWESOME ANYWAYS!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hi duck!


ITS AMAZING MISSY! i only heard them today... for the first time... but they are AUSTRALIAN AND ALL!!!! ASDFGHJKL LIFE=COMPLETE!!!

Jophiel said...

My home button on my iPod broke. It's still under warranty so I don't know what's going to happen...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

I'll have to look them up, Eld!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hi Death!

are all of you OK?

... are you OK day today...

YES YOU MUST MISSY

Duck said...

It is 'Are you OK day' isn't it?

EVERYBODY! ARE YOU ALL OKAY?!?!?!?!

Sparky Braginski said...

I've been better.

Jophiel said...

It's actually RUOK day... We made RUOK cards in art...

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

yeah. im ok.

Jophiel said...

No one take any notice in these following posts... I need to put my notes somewhere...

Jophiel said...

Death couldn't believe that Mevolent had missed. A gun pointed to her head usually spelled big trouble, but somehow, the gun hand missed. She turn slowly, aware at a new noise in the room - a wet gasping cough - and scanned her surroundings.
Her eyes caught sight of the deep red blood almost immediately. Her eyes followed the trail slowly and her gaze met with scared, sapphire blue eyes of the man huddled tightly against the nearest stone wall. Her jaw fell open and Death stumbled her way to Ian in a daze. "I-I-Ian..." She tried to speak but found her throat clogged with emotion. Too many feelings were fighting to register in her face so when she looked at her love, it was a blank mask.
Ian reached up a blood covered hand and touched her face, his fingers leaving sticky blood on her pale cheek but she didn't care. "Hey," he said, striving for nonchalance and failing miserably. "I guess it's my time today. It's only fair."
Death couldn't even feel tears in her eyes. Her body was cold. "No Ian, it's not your time." Her eyes raked over his body and found the wound. It had hit a lung and seemed to have passed right through to the other side. Death tried to swallow back her emotion fight but couldn't. "Please. Don't you dare leave me again." Her voice was robotic. She wanted to plead, to cry and scream and wail but she couldn't. She was a cold beast staring at her boyfriend's dying body.
Ian forced a smile onto his beautiful face but it wasn't enough to mask the fear and pain and heartbreak that Death could see plainly in his eyes. "Hey, it'll be okay." He tried to reassure her and his eyes flicked behind her, to Mevolent. "Kick his ass. I know you can do it." His eyes started to dim and Death threw her arms around his large torso.
"I love you." She choked and there was a muffled reply in response.
"You are my everything. I love you too..." He smiled slightly. "And with a kiss," Death kissed his bloodless lips. "I die." His eyes clouded over and she pulled his eyelids down to cover his beautiful eyes. Never again would they shine so bright. Never again would she see his playful smile. Never again would she see Ian Heartbreak.
She turned, looking up at Mevolent and grinned. "Oh, thank God. I was going mad in there!" She tilted her head to the side and watched Mevolent's eyes widened and he smiled down at her. "So, Death's angry side. I never thought I'd see the day..." He trailed off and she shrugged.
"Well, you did just kill the love of my life. Where's next?" Mevolent clapped his hands and and the doors opened, two people dragging Nefarian Serpine into the Throne Room. "Yay!" She squealed, clapping her hands in delight.
Serpine looked up in shock and struggled. "No! Don't! She's not her!"
Mevolent sighed. "That's the point Nefarian." He said and sat down on his throne.
She tilted her head as the doors slammed closed, leaving Death Rose and Nefarian Serpine to fight. "Oh, daddy. Gimmie a hug?" She laughed and stalked towards the man who'd acted as her father - her protector - for most of her life.

Jophiel said...

Mevolent looked at his updated files and growled. "This can't be!" He shouted and the walls seemed to tremble under his fury. "Death Rose has converted! God damn! My queen's gone!" The man standing beside the door looked up in confusion. Mevolent elaborated, "My one player who could go anywhere. Do anything. I'm not..." He didn't even finished his sentence. Instead he just filled the man's lungs with fire and watched him scream, clutching his chest and rolling on the ground. After several seconds of this display, the man stopped moving. "Too soon..." Mevolent said disappointedly, clearly wanting the man to suffer longer for his thought.
He looked back down at his papers and sighed. He skim read what they said. 'Changed sides', 'working with Kerias', 'joined the side of glory'.
A savage smile appeared on his face and be tapped a small button on the arm of his chair. No more than five seconds had passed when a man shadow walked in. "Master?"
"Bring me Death Rose, her younger brother, Nefarian Serpine, Ren Clairvoyant, those two pesky warlocks and Death's lover: Ian Heartbreak. If you see any of her friends, being them along also."
The man nodded and opened his mouth. "Do you want her Angel? He loves her dearly."
Mevolent thought about this for a moment. "Yes. He was the one who had been in the psychic's body first, correct? When she first fell for him?"
The Necromancer nodded in agreement. "Yes, sir."
"Then bring him."
The man shadow-walked away, leaving Mevolent to ponder his orders. "Soon.." He said, stroking a dagger concealed by his jacket. "Soon we'll will have head. No one can bring her back headless." He smirked.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I swear Aussies multiply *msd*

Duck said...

WOOOO AUSSIES!!!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sorry Zaffy up at god forsaken hours cuz mom makin me go to breeakfast with her friends....5:37am kill me

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

oops Detah just to let you know you said we'll will in the last speach thing :P

just thought id let you know. caught my eye :)

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OI OI OI!!!

Jophiel said...

"Danni?" A young boy's voice was loud in the darkness of his cell. He'd been calling the name, non-stop, since he had arrived at this place; almost five months. This boy had never uttered another word. Always this Australian boy had called the name - cried the name - in an American accent. "Danni!"
The young boy stood up and walked forward, pushing his ringleted curls away from his beautiful teal eyes. "Danni..." He walked into the circle of sunlight that was thrown down by a hole in the wall of his cell. "Danni..." He raised his hands to feel the warmth. He missed being outside. He missed being able to run and play with his friends. He missed being a child... But most of all, he missed his big sister.
He missed the smell of her hair, he missed the smile that would appear on her face when he made a joke of when she thought he was sleeping, he missed all the times he'd wake up from a nightmare and be welcomed by her arms; strong and defensive. Even though he'd never admit it, he missed her kisses. The little peck on his forehead when he was worried or just when he was chased around the house by the 'kissy monster'.
"Danni..." Rohan looked down with tears in his eyes. "Danni... Please... Help me..." The words he'd spoken seemed alien to him after repeating Death Rose's given name so many times. "I miss you Danni..." The tears pooled over his eyes and down his cheeks, hitting the cold stone floor with a 'tap'. A small hiccuping sob escaped his lips and he balled his small hands into fists which he shoved in his eyes. His shoulders heaved. "Danni... Danni... Danni..." He sobbed.
After ten minutes of this, Rohan stood up and wiped away the remaining tears. "Stay strong, be brave and don't forget to laugh in their faces when you're done!" Danni's favourite moto escaped him and he smiled. "I will be brave and strong, Danni... I promise you! I'll kick their butts!" He smiled, tears still making tracks down his face. "I promise that I'll make them pay and then we will laugh in their faces together!" He laughed at the thought. "I promise that when we meet again, I'll have pictures for you! And you'll be so proud of me! You'll have to play Minecraft with me!" He clapped his hands in excitement and something strange happened.
There was a breeze in his cell. Not from his little hole in the wall, but from where he stood. He had made a breeze by clapping! He clapped again and the breeze, stronger than before, blew his sandy hair. "Danni! I'm magical like you!" He squealed, his glum mood vanishing like water on hot pavement. "I'll escape for you!"
He walked to the door and clapped, the hinges of the door rattling. He clapped again. And again. And again. He clapped until his hands were sore and even after that, he clapped. The circle of sunlight had moved along the floor to where he thought five o'clock would be. He kicked the door and it opened!
He looked around but no one was guarding him. He knew that only a really tall man with black hair came and gave him food, a type of slushy substance that he didn't like at all and that he'd be at Rohan's cell in twenty or so minutes.
He scurried along the passages and found a great big door. He tilted his head to the side and pondered the likelihood of that being the door he came into the underground labyrinth in. He couldn't see the door when he was first brought here, possibly due to the fact that he was knocked out and in a thick burlap sack.
Roh took a deep breath and pushed the door open... And then decided that running the other way was a much better idea, especially due to the fact that there was a really angry man who was throwing shadows- SHADOWS?!

Duck said...

WOOOO MUM'S FRIENDS!!!!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

WOOO assignments :p

Jophiel said...

He sprinted faster down the hallway, hating how unfit he was... He wasn't even going half the speed he could normally run before this ordeal. He rounded a corner and ran up some stairs arriving at another big door. He knew this one was the door that led outside. He was certain. "What else would be this high in an underground evil base?" He reasoned with himself and ran out into a graveyard, painted pink, yellow, orange and blue in the setting sun.
He didn't have time to appreciate the view, he could already hear people running up the stairs after him. He sprinted into the trees and found a road. He ran along side it for a time before he couldn't breathe. He stopped and sat down, putting his head between his knees. "Danni... Danni... Danni... I'm coming for you..."
"Heh, oh really? Who makes you say that?" Asked a sarcastic and way too familiar voice.
"DANNI!" Roh screeched and jumped up. "DANNI! Is it really you?!"
Death smiled happily. "Yep! Unless they stole my brain and put it back in my body..."
"But first you'd need a brain." Roh laughed and hugged his older sister.
"And first, you'd need a shower." She retorted, kissing his head tenderly. "I missed you like crazy."
Rohan closed his eyes and smiled at the kiss. He rested his head on her shoulder, where it fit perfectly. "I barely noticed you weren't there."
He felt her smile, something warmer than the sun and that made him feel invincible. "I know you missed me... I love you so much baby."
"I love you too..." He smiled happily and sighed, letting his arms wrap around his sister's slender waist. "You lost weight?! How is that possible?!" He yelled and stepped back, examining his sister closer.
"That's what happens when you don't eat for a while..." She smiled and for the first time, he noticed the dark rings under her eyes.
"When was the last time you slept?"
"A few days ago... I've been looking for you for a while..." She yawned. "What about you? Have you slept in a bed recently?"
"No..." He said quietly. "Have you?"
"Trees are my bed bro! Lets to book a hotel for the weekend before I send you home to mum." She smiled tiredly and swung a leg over her glossy silver motorbike.
Despite his sister almost being asleep, he felt safer than he had in a long time. "Hey Danni..." She looked up and flicked her shiny visor away from her face. "I know magic..."
Death didn't move for a while, she just stared at Roh. "What?" Her voice was hard and seemed to have icicles hanging from it.
"I can move air." He clapped and the motorbike rocked.
Death swore. She handed him her spare gold helmet and Rohan put it on. "Okay." She sighed and Rohan got on, wrapping his arms around her waist. "Lets get somewhere to sleep." She took off, the tires spinning on the lose gravel and Roh sighed, happy to be reacquainted with his sister; his best friend in the world.

Duck said...

shit. english assessment. have to go BYE!!!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

duck:snap

bye duck:)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HAHAHAHAH I TOTALLY FORGOT I WAS ON HERE. :P

DEATH YOUR WRITING IS ASDFGHJKL!!! AMAZING!! :3

*looks at homework*
Meh.
I shall draw.
For a little bit.
Then I'll finish off this stupid biography thingy.

Jophiel said...

I really don't know what's going on anymore. I thought She was just a story told by one of my friends last week... I thought that She wasn't real. I knew it. The Mirror Girl was only a scary story to be told around a campfire at night. I never actually knew that Al- no! I can't say Her name! If you hear it, She'll come for you too! Well, I never even begin to think that She was real... But She is.

If you continue to read, it is at your own risk.

It was last week and I was at my friend's house. His name was Alex and when I say 'was'... I'll explain later. Well, I was at Alex's place and he was showing me some videos on his new laptop. He had several mirrors and metallic bars in his room and for some reason, they were all covered. I asked about it and he said that he kept seeing someone in them.
"Okay... Want me to make sure that the Bogey Man isn't there?" I asked him with a smirk.
His eyes widened and he leaped up and covered the nearest mirror with his small body. "No! Don't! She'll see you!"
That made me laugh. "Oh, is it Bogey Woman? Lemme see!" I grabbed the sheet covering another mirror and ripped it off. Alex shrieked and ran out of the room. I stood there for a while, searching the reflective glass for any signs of... Well, something abnormal. I thought I saw a flicker of something in the bottom corner, but I thought I was just being paranoid and shrugged it off.
I walked out and towards Alex who was sitting as far away from the room as possible and under a heavy wooden desk. "Nothing!" I sang and sat on the desk.
He looked up, fearful and asked if I replaced the sheet covering. I remembered that I left it on the ground. "Nope!"
"Crap!" He shouted and stumbled towards the room. I followed him, at a slower pace, and stopped as I hit the doorway. What I saw made me gasp.
The white carpet, the blue bedroom walls, the posters hanging on the wall were all on fire or had been turned to ash. "What the-?" I exclaimed, too shocked to realise what had happened.
"It was Her!" Alex shouted as he covered the mirror. "Get me some water!"

We put the fire out and I looked at Alex's now destroyed room. "What...? I don't..." I couldn't manage a coherent sentence.
Alex pulled me into a hug. "It was Her." He said a girl's name, one I am too scared to write down.
I remember pulling back to look at him. "Really? Tell me more?"
Alex steered us towards the desk, which he had been hiding under previously, and sat atop. "I read somewhere on the Internet about a girl," he said two names, the same one from before and then a last name. "She was pushed into a mirror as a child in the mid seventeenth-century by a man who made glass. She was said to have been sucked into another reality, a room full of every mirror in the world. She can see everything through reflections."
"Scary." I said, uninterested. "It still doesn't explain why your room was in fire."
He looked at his feet. "She... Her hands. They're different from ours." He reached to touch my face, his fingers cool on my skin. "Hers burn. She can touch the mirror and what She touches through that, it burns."
I blinked. "Okay... That is kinda scary." I looked around, seeing everything covered in dark sheets. "Why doesn't she burn them them?" I asked, inclining my head towards the heavy fabric.
Alex shrugged. "I dunno. She can't see any light from the mirror so She doesn't know it's there... Or that's my guess."
I nodded. "Lets go to my place."

When we arrived at my house, Alex seemed more relaxed. I excused myself and told him I needed a shower.
I grabbed my towel off the metal rack and frowned. I thought I had seen someone dart across a prong of the towel hanger. "Paranoid." I muttered and stormed off to the bathroom.

Jophiel said...

My shower ran smoothly. I washed my hair and cleaned myself thoroughly, as if I could clean off the memories of Her. I closed my eyes and turned my face to the spray, twisting the cold water handle slightly to make the shower hotter.
I don't know how long I stood like that for - two, three, four minutes - but when I wiped my face clean and looked at the glass in front of me, I went cold.
In the condensation caused by the hot shower, someone had written two words and a heart. The two words were the same ones Alex had mentioned this morning.

Jophiel said...

Luce's ded

I dedicate to trust. It can sometimes take years to build up a true trust, but mere seconds to destroy it.
Though my trust has been obliterate more times than I can count, I still find that I can trust some of you here and the fact that I can do this shows that the world isn’t all bad. Love is trust. Trusting someone with your heart. Trusting someone with your very being. Trusting that they won’t break you and allowing them to know the real you. That is love. That is what real trust is.
Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it when it’s broken, but you can still see the cracks in the reflection. Trust is a gift. It’s essential in life, just as love is. Without trust, you’d get nowhere. Despite my trust issues, I manage to find that trusting the right people can change you as a person. I trust three people, right now…Kallista, Hellboy and Ellie. I know it may sound peculiar, but when one person betrays my trust it makes me feel like everyone will.
That’s the problem with trust. It’s all a game. A game of luck. If you’re lucky enough to find someone that will stop playing the game you know you’ve found someone you can always trust. I find that the best way to trust is to be yourself…
And so, I also dedicate to you. The person reading this. Not the façade that you may wear. Not this person you pretend to be. You. Because you are the best person you can be. I don’t like that people pretend to be someone they’re not. That’s why I hate myself. Because this person you all seem to see isn’t always me. I’m not always this person. Sometimes it’s me. But sometimes it’s not. Sometimes I am the person you want me to be. And I have decided it’s the end of that.
I am going to be me, from here on out. No taking crap from anyone else. No listening to these insults, because I am perfect just the way I am. Love me or hate me, I don’t mind. But, I do mind if you’re going to hate on yourself.
Ask yourself this question, why do I think so little of myself, sometimes? you might get closer to the problem. You might actually find the answer. Then you can learn not to hate yourself. Because all of these hateful words you tell yourself you are…They aren’t your words. They’re some jealous idiot that enjoys making people feel bad because of their own insecurities.
Don’t let people dictate your life. Trust in yourself. Find yourself. Derek’s so right and he has been since the beginning.
“The only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.”


Don't let anyone change you. You've got to love yourself. <3

Jophiel said...

Derek Landy said...
My lunch is almost ready.. I'm twittering on Twitter... I have to call my agent... I have all these things going on but Rose, my dear, I am here to point at all your friends and make you look at them and see them and appreciate them, and heed their words.

It's all about friendship, when it comes down to it. Those with people who love them deserve to live in this world. Those without people who love them deserve the chance to find those people. If you have even one person who loves you, it means you a worthwhile human being, that you have something to contribute to the world, and you shouldn't deprive the world of your presence because of the darkness that threatens to drag us all down.

Rise above it, Rose. That's all I'm going to say on the subject. Rise above it and join your friends.

August 20, 2013 at 2:44 PM

Jophiel said...

Heh heh... Fanfic..

I sat, my grey jeans absorbing the dew from the damp grass. I glanced up from the book I had in my hands, a favourite from my childhood, and my eyes settled on a shrub, a few yards away. "Who's there?" My voice trembled slightly.
There was a slight rustle and then a small, white rabbit dressed in a red checkered suit, a fob watch chain hanging in its pocket. It hopped forward and it's nose twitched. It had glasses resting on it cute little nose.
I stared and cooed. The rabbit hoped closer and just as I was about to pat it's silky fur, it hopped out of my reach.
"Stupid rabbit." I muttered and my eyes rested on my book again. Within ten seconds, I was scooped up. I gasped and stared at who picked me up. It looked like the rabbit that I'd seen before, except in human form... But with ears... "What on Earth?" I yelled and glared at the human rabbit's smiling face.
He grinned and stopped. "Here we are!" He called and nodded towards an enormous hole in the ground.
"Don't you dare..." I threatened as a glint of mischief appeared in this rabbit-man's eyes. "Don't you bloody dare..."
"Okay!" Rabbit-Man called and walked towards the edge of the hole, way too close for her liking. "Better hang on!" He leaped into the centre of the hole and my screams echoed around us.
I grabbed onto Rabbit-Man's checkered jacket and he laughed, hugging me closer to his chest. "It's okay, my love." He whispered in my ear. "Please don't scream, it hurts my ears."
I closed my mouth and looked at Rabbit-Man's ears. They were so fluffy. I reached up to pat them and his head bowed, allowing me to pat them. "So... Cute..." I murmured, completely forgetting my surroundings.
He looked up and smiled. "I could say the same about you."
I pushed away from him and flailed. His arm reached out to grab my arm and pulled me back against his chest. "Hey!" I shouted. "I'm not cute!"
He laughed and I pushed away from him. "I definitely prefer to fall with you than by myself."
"Flirt."
He laughed again and looked below us. "Hang on!" He warned and I pushed away from him, to spite him, obviously.
I looked down too and noticed there was light. Approaching. Very quickly. I looked at Rabbit-Man and smirked. He looked back, his eyes pleading.
"Geronimo." I said and closed my eyes.

When my eyes opened, I was propped up against Rabbit-Man's chest. He was fiddling with something in his hand; a glass vial. "What's that?" I asked, suspicion thick in my voice.
He looked down at me and smiled. "It's the Medicine of the Heart." He held it towards me. "Drink."
I shied away from him. "I'm not drinking anything, Rabbit-Man!"
He laughed lightly and grabbed my chin delicately, tilting my head towards him. "My name is Peter White, not Rabbit-Man." He opened to vial, lifted it to his lips and drank. My eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
His hand that had been holding my chin pulled my face forward and towards him. I tried to yank my face away but I was too slow. His lips pressed against mine and I swallowed, exactly what he wanted me to do. I swallowed the Medicine of the Heart.
I was finally able to pull back and I slapped him. He rubbed his cheek and smirked. "Goodbye, my beloved." Peter said and left through door

Jophiel said...

This is War
30 Seconds to Mars

I looked down the barrel of the gun that was held centimetres away from my head. The man behind it, a Faceless who'd Elliot almost shot, smirked. "Any last words?" He asked and I stared.
I wanted to push the gun away. I wanted to be able to move off my defenceless position - kneeling on the cold cement.
The man mistook my silence for... Well, for no last words. His hands repositioned themselves on the gun for a better grip. "Elliot." I whispered.
A shot was fired and pain lanced through my chest. I fell backwards, clutching a warm patch on chest. "Alice!" Someone called. I wanted to look up but the pain kept me curled in a tight ball on the ground. My eyes were scrunched tightly together.
Bang!
Another gunshot but no pain. I forced my eyes open when a hand was pressed to my face. "Alice!" Elliot's face settled into view

Jophiel said...

Valkyrie Cain
Mr Bliss
Hollow Man
SP
Nefairan
China
Ghastly
Billy Ray
Tanith
White Cleaver
Springheeled Jack
Torment
Vampire
Grotesquery
Cleaver
Baron
Vaurien
Dusk
Kenspeckle
Gordon
Fletcher
Gallow
Murder
Gruesome
Ravel
Tesseract
Sea Hag
Solomon
Shudder
Vex

Charlotte
DROPPING

Friends: Murder, Kenspeckle, Ghastly

Enemies: Vaurien, Billy-Ray, Bliss

Love interest: Ravel, Gruesome, Fletcher

Family: Gallow, Shudder, Vex, Serpine.

Teacher: Skulduggery Pleasant

Nemesis: Dusk

Competitor: Hollow Man

Admirer: China

Secret Lover: Tesseract

TAROT

Friends: Dusk, Vampire, Nefarian

Enemies: Baron, Fletcher, Vaurien

Love interest: Vex, Billy-Ray, Gruesome

Family: Springheeled Jack, Tesseract, Ghastly, Ravel

Teacher: Skulduggery Pleasant

Nemesis: China

Competitor: Hollow Man

Admirer: Solomon Wreath

Secret Lover: Shudder

BF: Tanith

Importance (Most to Least):
Valkyrie
Mr Bliss
Uncle Gordon
Gallow
Murder
Grotesquery
Cleaver
Torment
Kenspeckle
The White Cleaver
Sea Hag

Jophiel said...

The sky was dark and clear. The stars shone down on her. The trees danced with the slight breeze and played with Death's hair. She didn't notice any of the beauty, though. She was too far away, her thoughts screamed too loud for anything to get through to her.
"You're a worthless little girl, aren't you?" They said. "She who has lived for so many centuries, she still hasn't had her Surge yet. Oh yes, we know of your big secret! We know all about you! We can see you, right now. You're on the roof of Mevolent's castle, hidden behind a parapet!" The voices laughed heartily. "Oh, yes. You've shrunk down, your shoulders are hunched. Yes, we have cameras and spies with eyes on you at all times!"
Death looked towards the dancing trees, not noticing the beauty

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Keep writing Rose :) its wonderful

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

A WARNING TO THE PEOPLE
THE GOOD AND THE EVIL
THIS IS WAR

TO THE SOILDER THE CIVILIAN
THE MARTA THE VICTIM
THIS IS WAR

ITS THE MOMENT TO LIVE AND THE MOMENT TO DIE AND THE MOMENT FOR TRUTH AND THE MOMENT TO LIE

THE MOMENT TO FIGHT
THE MOMENT TO FIGHT TO FIGHT TO FIGHT

TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

TO THE RIGHT TO THE LEFTR
WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH\TO THE EDGE

OF THE EARTH its a BRAVE NEW WORLD FORM THE LAST TO THE FIRST





YEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

Diablo's hands curled into claws and he stalked along the dank passages of the Temple. His gauntlet was cold against his skin as he approached the corner. The unnaturally cold metal made him freeze.
The sound of something dripping caught his attention first, the rhythmic splash onto something hard. He grabbed his dagger from his belt and held it behind his back. Taking a deep breath, he resumed walking around the corner.
There was a man, probably in his late twenties, slumped against the wall. His mouth was open and drool spilled from his open lips onto the floor beneath him. Diablo put his dagger away.
"Wake up!" He barked and the man lurched forward, his eyes turned beady and animal-like until they rested on Diablo. "Idiot!" He shouted and the man cringed into the cold stone wall. "What did I tell you about keeping a special eye on this child!?"
The man whimpered and stood up, his knees trembling. "I-I-I know, sir. Y-y-y-you told me that h-h-he's very special..."
"He's beyond special!" Diablo roared and the man fell to his knees. "He's the most important person to me at this very second! Get out of my sight!"
The man didn't have to be told twice. He shot around the corner like a bat out of Hell. Stupid sorcerer.
Diablo opened the cell door and looked at the child; unruly blonde hair, pale skin and thin. He took a deep breath, not wanting to wake up the child, and cleared his throat.
Rohan stirred in his sleep and

Jophiel said...

Death Rose grit her teeth as the large metal hook was pushed into her skin, just below her right shoulder. The man behind her laughed and pushed her forward, making her cry out in pain.
"Stephen, you jerk..." She hissed and stood on her tiptoes, trying to get the weight off her wound. She dared to look down and regretted it instantly.
The barb of the hook protruded out of her chest, just below her collarbone. Warm blood dyed her white shirt red and she closed her eyes tightly. Her poor shirt...
Stephen walked around her, his shortly cropped hair was smooth and she wondered briefly if he spent the last hour in front of a mirror, styling it so the werewolf in front of her looked like a

Jophiel said...

And I'm done. *Cheers*

That's what I've been working on!? So much! Yay!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rose dear I got to go now but I'll read your writing keep writing beautiful I'll read it in homeroom :) *hugs Rose tightly not letting go*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Zaffy back* Those are MC chapters that I might scrap... I'll keep writing!! Any one in particular?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Death, don't ever stop writing.
It's perfect!!

Haha I'm never drawing chibi's again -_-"
But I'm too lazy to make another thingy for IG.
So it'll do.

Jophiel said...

Thanks, Missy! *Huggles* What one do you want me to continue?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'd really like to read more of that mirror one!!
It sounds awesome!!!

Quickly, what should I colour in with:
Sharpies or pencils?

Jophiel said...

Pencils, definitely. What happens if you make a mistake!?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Cool! Pencils it is!

Jophiel said...

I've added a bit more to the Mevolent one...

TheSmilingCat said...

You are NOT going to think of ways to destroy our happiness. Shall I tell you what you're going to do, Mister? You gonna sit down and plot a nice, brilliant, pretty Happy Ending, that will leave us breathless and smiling. SMILING. You remember, the thing where the corners of your mouth tilt upwards. And in case you forgot, there are NO tears involved in smiling. Not even for the ones to cry easily.
Is that clear?
Because otherwise, all the minions who are smiling now and are leaving sweet comments on your blog and are worshipping you and are giving you cake, they will turn against you. Their smiling faces will be masks contorted with rage, and they will find you and take apart every inch of your clever little brain, and then they will leave you, lonely and brainless, as an equitable punishment for your cruelty. Did I make myself quite clear? Good.
Then all I have left to say is: Enjoy your days off! =D

Duck said...

THERE! Done. Finished. Concluded. Completed. Accomplished. Achieved. Fulfilled.
And that Ned Kelly assessment was never seen again. Good-bloody-ridence.

Jophiel said...

I LOVE NED KELLY!! I SAW HIS ARMOUR IN MELBOURNE AND FANGIRLED!! AH!! I SAW WHERE HE WAS HUNG! I PULLED THE SAME LEVER AS THE MAN WHO HUNG KELLY!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

see duck. that, that is FUN. here i am, creating a 'prezi' on a computer that is too slow to do anything.

yes. on edward scissorhands.

andi am annoyed.

OMGG RIGHT SO FOR THIS THING AT SCHOOL!!

we are doing a fandom bullying thing for health and it is bril.

so my friend is dressing up as the victim and bully.

the victim is VALKYRIE and the bully is DRACO.

im THE DOCTOR and we are having SCENES FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my idea. Im brilliant. bow in fear ;)

Duck said...

Fangirling over Ned Kelly? A bit odd, but who am I to blame?

Jophiel said...

*Glowers* I hate prezi...

Jophiel said...

IT'S NED KELLY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KELLY!!! HE'S SO SWEET!!!

Jophiel said...

When I say sweet... The only reason he started the Kelly Gang was because a policeman tried to force himself on his sister.

Duck said...

right...

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

i get what you mean Death. He is actualy amazing!!!

Jophiel said...

Just if my brother would ever be that sweet...

Duck said...

BWHAHAHAHA!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

gtg to the p-room. and then do assigments...

bye

Duck said...

SEE YA BLAZE!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

Bye Blaze...

*Rolls her eyes at her older brother* Jerk.

Duck said...

What did your big bro do?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WHEEEEEEE I'VE FINALLY FINISHED MY DRAWINGGGG :D
But then I have to finish homework, which is okay.

(sorry for the distantness!)

Jophiel said...

My brother isn't letting me help do the dishes. I'm trying to he a good little sister and he's being a freak and refusing to let me help, even if it is my job!!

He needs to move out! He's almost 20!!

Duck said...

Not letting you help with the dishes? That is also oddly odd.

GASP

Odd = Ood

Because Oods are Odd!

Duck said...

YAY! Tom Percival replied to my Tweet!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*stretches*
I don't want to study for maths.

But I know I kinda do have to go over the formulae for the test. Because I'll get a terrible score if I don't.

In other news, I've pretty much finished my biography! But I need to make the introduction and conclusion longer. And I don't know what the hell to add in. :/

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAY, DUCK!!

I can legally have Twitter in 31 ish days! :3
And I shall get it!

Duck said...

POPPYCOCK!

Duck said...

POPPYCOCK!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yayyyyyy!
I didn't have to get first!! :D

Jophiel said...

Ow... I have a really bad rash on my back... I haven't noticed it... It's really had though... I put come cream on it and it burns...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oooh BOOM i visited me last years English teacher me miss her

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Msd togo tobio soon

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Zaffy* I've got a bit more to the Mirror Girl's and a slight edit to the Mevolent one. That one will be posted after our massive chapter!

Duck said...

My conversation with Tom Percival:

Tom: So nice being back working at home today where I listen to music as loud as I like without headphones. Listening to 'Shadow Boy' by Karl Hyde.

Tom: It's my current favourite song...

Tom: Turquoise is my favourite colour.

Tom: My favourite pencil is currently a battered old 4b.

Duck: I LOVE old 4b pencils! They're the best!

Tom: Spred the word- fight the good fight! ;)

Duck: Sir, yes sir! I'll start throwing old 2b pencils out my window to hit bystanders on the street. THAT is advertising.

Tom: Yes, you must look to the future. 2b's are only for the faint-hearted!

Duck: I just realised that you said 4b not 2b... Oh, well, all bs are good anyway.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We got to continue our massive one gotta find an end point xD

Jophiel said...

I've got to reply... *Laughs* Long...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It is long! Wbvd/msd in class....

Maybe you could start putting old things together? Bit by bit it will be done

Duck said...

Right, dedication...

hmmm

I dedicate this page to... (can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything. can't think of anything.)

...LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have evolved from microorganisms in the sea, to primates on the land, and now people, homo sapiens, that live in houses.
There are many aspects of life that need mentioning. Entertainment is a main one. Love is another. Culture is a third. And the fact that we have ears is in that list too.

Life, life, life. Without it we wouldn't even be dead.

WE WOULD BE IN LIMBO!

Jophiel said...

I'll do it tomorrow... I'm so tired... Sorry Zaf...

Hear hear, Duck!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEAR HEAR, DUCK!

Heh. I went and had dinner. :P
aND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY INTRO AND CONCLUSION LONGER D:

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*is in school. And is surprised coz is talking to people*

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Wbd/msd

#ChaseForBook9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY RHY! *hugs*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

HEY ZAIYA!!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*has no idea what people at skool are talking about*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*Hugs Rhydian*
*sneaks out*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WHOA
HOLY SHIT
I HAVE 71 LIKES ON A PHOTO
WHOAAAAAAAA

omg I have 51 likes on a picture of Pocky XD

wHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE LIKES COMING FROM!?!?!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Adra! *hugs back *

#ChaseForBook9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ADRA! *hugs*

Noelle said...

*sneaks back in*

hi

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now :(

Bye!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Oh... Bye, I guess.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

:(
Bye Rhy!

Noelle said...

I... I think I'll be going back to sleep now...

*lies back down on the forest floor*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here kinda bleh gtg to English with air yay!!!

Anonymous said...

No one around??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im distantly here

Maralie Lily Charm said...

TALK DIRTY TO ME

DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA

*harlem shakes*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Why.

Why Mara

Noelle said...

WBD/ MSD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. That is all.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

What Adra

W h a t


...
Can I harlem shake myself off this cliff

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Mara? *shakes head* We can't help you any more...

Sorry for poofing! I just made my first account on facebook^^

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

DOODAHARLEMSHAKE

Hi!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, Miss Faith! *kisses hand*

And you too, Miss Kerias, Miss Charm.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Hey guys, I really want to make a choose-your-own-adventure thing, but I'm worried that it'll be too much work or really hard or terrible or something...thoughts?☂

Anonymous said...

Oh, Mr Holmes! Nice to meet you again!

Anonymous said...

@Ember: Thoughts? Oh... that would mean, I'd have to think... you really wanna make me think? xD

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Thinking is a useful pastime and something you should get accustomed to doing, I assure you.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I know that, Mr Holmes. But you know, today was my first day at my new school and I guess I thought enough for today. I don't believe that you understand what I mean because you must be thinking about something all the time.
And I have no idea why I am bothering you with these thoughts. Wait... I AM thinking right now... forget what I said before. Please.

Noelle said...

Hey Mycroft!

*curtsies*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Was it difficult for you? Being at this school for the first time?

There is a time for thinking and a time for relaxing. I did not mean to bother you. My apologies.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...
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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, Lady Adra!

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