Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And, as a side note... I do know what it feels like to not want to think.

If I thought just a little more occasionally, I might have been great. TRULY great, not just an poor excuse for a supercomputer or a fact-spewing monkey.

Anonymous said...

Mycroft Holmes, you don't bother me. Never.
Yes it was a bit difficult because I didn't know anyone there... Well, we'll see what happens the next few weeks.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Thank you. It is very kind of you to say so.

I am sure that you will find good acquaintances in time, but you must remember that making friends is always much easier when you are my age.

☂☂note to self: HOW OLD IS MYCROFT?☂☂

☂☂nobody can even agree on how much older he is than Sherlock, which is really stupid☂☂

Anonymous said...

Stop saying things like what you said in your last comment! Because you ARE great. Truly great. Believe me!

@Ember: Right... but he definately is OLDER^^

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Yeah, but some say seven years, some say ten...☂

Thank you once again. Perhaps I shall become comfortable in my own skin someday. Lay off the cakes.

Dau Sketch ~ Aussieminion (minus the funny accent) said...

Attention!
If any of you read my Derek troll story,
a new chapter is finally up!
Huzzah!


If you don't read them, then ignore me!

Hello, by the way!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂funnily I'm not one of those people with a Mycroft/cake headcanon :p☂☂

Noelle said...

*nods politely*

Shhh..

*covers her ears* Ah god my ehadfadlbja

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, miss Sketch!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*tilts head and raises eyebrow*

Whatever happened, Lady Adra?

Anonymous said...

Dinner... I shall be back in about half an hour.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Farewell, miss Faith. It was lovely to see you again.

Noelle said...

Ugh... Hangover. Seriously. Shh. Whisper.

Dau Sketch ~ Aussieminion (minus the funny accent) said...

Hey Mycroft/September!

Adraaaaa
hai.

See you Mith!

Noelle said...

Bye Mith...

Hi Dau..

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

@Adra

☂☂☂AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAAAAAAYYYYYYS LOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUOUOUOUOUOUOUUOUOUUUUUUU I BELLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGG WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND I'LL ALLLLLLLLLWAYSSSSZZZZZZZSZZZZZZZZZ LOOOoOoOoOoOoOVEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO☂☂☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Hungover from what?☂

Noelle said...

*shrieks, hunching forward* No- please...

((NOT irl btw))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I read your latest chapter, Dau, it was awesome!☂

Dau Sketch ~ Aussieminion (minus the funny accent) said...

Oh thank you very much! :)

Adra - is this a book hangover? God, those are terrible.

Noelle said...

((No, RP hangover ;D))

Dau Sketch ~ Aussieminion (minus the funny accent) said...

*facelaptop*

Gotcha.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Hey guys, btw, do you say "He wished he was dead" or "He wished he were dead"?☂

☂My English fell down the toilet again.☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Adra, like she said, gotcha.☂

Noelle said...

*curls up in a ball on the ground* UGhG

Dau Sketch ~ Aussieminion (minus the funny accent) said...

He wished he were dead, I believe! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

AAAAAAAADRAAAAAA!!!! Msd but hey

Anonymous said...

I always enjoy talking to you, Mr Holmes.

Btw, I'm back! Hey Dau and Zaf! :) And Adra if I haven't said Hello to you yet^^

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings once again, Miss Faith!

Noelle said...

Hallo, Zafira. Wbd distant for a little bit

Anonymous said...

Facebook is weird. So many... people.

Anonymous said...

Talking about people... still someone here?

Anonymous said...

Anyone?

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone here?

Noelle said...

Ay I'm back

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Adra! How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Greetings Empress Lady Adra Dark, Flower Princess. What is the functionality of your core processes?

Dragona Pine said...

(sorry for long wait - wasn't expecting anyone to come so had gone and written a little)

Noelle said...

Um...

((SORRY! I had to go for a second))

Hi Dragona.

And uh- how do you mean, Cheese

Star Inkbright said...

TODAY WAS SO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Me after first lesson: That was a long lesson.
Me after second lesson: It feels like it should be lunchtime now.
Me after third lesson: It feels like it should be the end of school.
Me after fourth lesson: It feels like that was fifth period and like we're going home now.
Me after fifth period: ARGHHHHHH I hAVE TO GO TO ORCHESTRA FOR THE FIRST TIME I'M SO NERVOUS I'M DYING. D:
Me after orchestra, a home: Aw, now I have to do homework . . .

So, um, yeah. I ate dinner and read comments and now it's an hour later and I still have to do homework. :P

The point was, today was LONG. It just . . . dragged itself out. :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

And, yes, I have five lessons a day. Each lesson is an hour each. *nods*

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

Hey Star!

I have four classes a day :D Hour and a half or so

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: :( Poor you.

A lot of people have six lessons a day of fifty minutes each . . .

Oh yeah. HELLO!

Wbd. Homework . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Star! How are you?




Cheese: Greetings Star Inkbright, Flower Princess. May I enquire to the status of your programmes?
Empress Adra Dark, I was attempting to confirm that you are indeed well.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I have nine lessons a day, 35-45 minutes each :P

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Cheese: Greetings. Which programs do you happen to be referring to?

Hey, Dragona. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

I have five lessons a day Monday-Friday, each 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

On Friday I have 6 lessons each being 1 hour long.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I get to school at 8:10am and school starts at 9:00am. Then I get home at around 3:45pm (3:30pm on Fridays) :P

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: :O

THAT IS A LOT.

Poor you. :(

We were discussing lessons lengths the otehr day, and my mum (who used to be a teacher) was saying she thinks 40 minutes lessons are a bad idea, because if it's a bad class, you spend ten minutes getting them all to shut up, five minutes explaining and starting, twenty minutes of the lesson and then five minutes packing up, and she says it isn't long enough to have a lesson, in twenty minutes . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Flower Princess Star Inkbright, your sentient basic processes. Emotional welfare and your form being without any sort of injury.

Noelle said...

Oh. Thank you then. Not really, because my head is on fire from this stupid hangover

Dragona Pine said...

My college starts at 8:45 and finishes at 3:55.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Gtg homework bbs

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have 6 56 min classes and i get here 7:10am we start 7:31am end 2:25pm. I get only 26min for lunch :/ i get home like 3:15-3:20pm but today ill be home 5:30pm as i got drama.

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, it is not recommended that someone who has been activated relatively recently like yourself should consume such a large volume of alcohol. It can have negative consequences on the status of your processes.

Noelle said...

Yeah, you could say that again

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, may I enquire to why you drank such an amount of a substance that, according to my analysis, could be possibly toxic to someone of your species and age?

Noelle said...

*glares at him* What about my age was that?

Star Inkbright said...

@Cheese: I'm annoyed, panicking slighlty, tired, and otherwise fine, thank you. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: My software was produced in the year 2186. In comparison to my data files you are all incredibly young. I apologise if I have offended you.

Noelle said...

*glares at it, then falls forward, groaning* Ughhhh your voice... It's giving me a second headache

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I'm writing these directions and I just keep going "Proceed along the current footpath" . . . :P

When there was a four-way junstion I told us to go straight ahead (second exit). :P

I'm a Sat-Nav stalker bubble. :)

Oh my gosh, I was walking up the tower (it's not really a tower. We call them towers. They're just flights of stairs at the end of the tall building. THREE flights of stairs. Last eyar my maths room was on the top floor, this year it's on the top floor, and next year we'll haev the same rooms and teachers so it will ALSO be on the top floor, and it's just urghhhh), although I wasn't so much walking as shuffling along in the masses of people (there's loads of people at the bottom and as you go up it thins out. There's not that many on the last staircase), and Slipknot Person whom I sort of stalk but not really was coming DOWN the staircase, and he was practically right next to me and his Slipknot bag was right THERE and it was SO CLOSE and I was like asdfghjkl. :)

I WANT A SLIPKNOT BAG.

I was saying to my friend today that I had multiple life goals, and that one of them was to get to the top of the Forty Thieves Solitaire leaderboard on my phone (you connect to an online server), and that another was to get a Slipknot bag. I WANT A SLIPKNOT BAG.

I'm sorry, but Slipknot Person's Slipknot bag is just EPIC. It, like, says Slipknot on it in Slipknot font and then it has pictures of all their masks around it, and it's all sort of a cold blue-white-grey-blue . . . O_O

I WANT IT.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

I'll get you one, Star

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: It's okay. I shall live without one. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

*murmurs, turning over* fine

Star Inkbright said...

How is everyone?

Sorry I'm distant, trying to get this done.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

(Hey Dragona!)

Again- headache. Not all that well.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine thanks, Star.



Cheese: All programmes running at acceptable capacity.

Noelle said...

Hmm. *covers her ears* God forbid your systems malfunction

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: My systems do not malfunction. I have programmes to deal with any glitches or problems that may arise. I could initiate a full system scan if you wish.
Or are you implying that I should alter the volume of my speech systems?

Chione Asahina said...

*pops her head in* Hello?

Noelle said...

I like the new name.

And the volume- please

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Chione! I don't believe we've met, I'm Dragona Pine. And this is my combat drone which I have named Cheese.

Cheese: Greetings Snow Goddess Chione Asahina.

Chione Asahina said...

Aww Adra did you find out it was me already? Damn.

Dragona Pine said...

Oh god damn it, it isn't a new person. *sigh*


Can't keep up with this...

Noelle said...

((Sorry- you didn't change your bio))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I NEED TO WRITE A DAMNED STORY FOR ENGLISH UGHHHHHHHH


It's called A Parent's Love Is Blind (idk man) and I do not care what ANYONE says, it is a Maralie Lily Charm story. *sulks*

And I need to learn Irish and Geography and Maths stuff too for our tests... /:

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Dragona don't be silly, of course you know me. I just choose a taken name.

Noelle said...

((:P I'm clever))

Chione Asahina said...

Mhmmm *raises eyebrow*

Unknown said...

Just finished LSOTDM loved it. Just out of interest and if anyone has noticed Valkyrie seems to be like someone out of Gordon Edglys books were he builds up his character and them reveals them to be cowards or in this case (spoiler alert) world breakers. Sing next bit. and he blows you minds.

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: :(
Sounds a hard story to write . . . I have no ideas related to that title. :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

I know I know you NOW, Gemma... but I had no idea who you were before.

Noelle said...

NO
NO
























































I AM NOT READING THAT BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS I REFUSE

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Wait

What do schools in other countries learn, instead of Irish? Like, we HAVE to learn Irish, it's not optional. But, like, do you do a different language in primary anyway?

... Idk.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

Oh. Nice taken name, Chione! :) I like it. It's beautiful. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Star, there's a new part of my Mass Effect story up if you have time to read it and if you want to (sorry, just feel a need to keep making sure).
Also, you know the song 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' by Bonnie Tyler? If you read the lyrics (or listen to the song - whichever is easier to understand what is being sung about), it KIND OF reminds me of Emi and Thomson. Especially the part about 'bright eyes' considering Quarian eyes glow and yeah.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Same, Star, same..

Ugh double Science tomorrow

Ew ew ew

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Um... Spanish, French and sometimes Latin, Greek or German

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ONE DIRECTION SANG TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART ON THE X FACTOR

JUST SAYING

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

Does anyone else think that Valkyrie is turning into a character out of Gordon edglys books where he builds a character up then reveals that they are cowards or in this case a world breaker.

Dragona Pine said...

I do Spanish. I started Spanish in year 8 (only a small amount, though), and I've continued it for 4 years. I am now doing it at AS level.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

...

*stares at Adra*

Whut

My only languages in First Year are Irish, French and German.. And next year it'll only be Irish and German...

Wow. No wonder the Irish are idiots :P

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

JOHN WHAT'S YOUR FACE

THERE IS A SPOILER POST

NO

STOP TALKING ABOUT LSODM

Dragona Pine said...

Maralie, no offense to the band you like and all but NOTHING can compare to the original. Just saying. ^^

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Being in First Year is weird :(

I miss primary school :((((((((((

OMG A GIRL'S PHONE WENT OFF IN CLASS TODAY AND ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" it was so funny omf

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Mara, Latin's great because it is a mother to French, Portuguese, Italian, Spanish, English and... Um, one other?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I think they can, imo. But that's because I never really liked Bonnie Tyler's voice, tbh... /:



Hahahahahahahahahaha my friend hates me so much this is hysterical she's sending me death threats

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Adra - That's awesome :o

We can only DO French and German in our school -.- our school sucks with languages :P

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AMD MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED
Little Avril is adorable

I REALLY SHOULD BE STUDYING

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

At least it isn't that silly game we played yesterday...
*scoffs* Kids these days

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *shrugs*
My new primary school made us learn French, but my old primary school didn't do French.
And at secondary, we had to take French for three years, with those who were better at it being given the chance to learn German (however, now the system has changed, and instead everyone does one term of French, one term of German and one term of Spanish in year seven. Not sure what happens in year eight. Or year nine. I guess I'll find out, thorugh my sister), but when you pickd your options you could drop it.

In Wales, they have to learn Welsh . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Guys? If you meet the other Hide authers tell them I'm just gonna go ahead and keep writing chapters. And I'm gonna turn it into a book when finished. Just, self publish one copy for myself, it'll be crap, but yeah.

And if they want to tell me they don't like it, they should bring it up with me pretty sharpish.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Star, did you see what I said above?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm just using a paperblanks book I painted the title onto, I don't quite know how I'll transfer the words, but I have a few ideas.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Will do? Good luck, I suppose))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm just mapping out the plot, it's pretty damn good so far, even if I do say so myself.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh! Adra! Have you read the new Shunting experiment chapter?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

The first one, right? With Arratay? Unless Rhydian has updated again....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Huh?

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

*throws Cheese at everyone*



Cheese: Flotation systems inactive. Trajectory programme activated. Scanning...

Noelle said...

No.... Not cheese... *sniffs it* *groans*

((Chapter one, right? HE had the prologue and chapter one... I think. Unless he updated again?))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

For Hide?

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Adra, not cheese. Cheese. As in, the drone.

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, I am not a substance made from animal milk that is high in calcium. And my sensors show that I am emitting no odour from my power generators. I apologise for the inconvenience, but the blame should probably be forced upon the one who gave me the nickname. *turns to look at Dragona*

Noelle said...

((Good god nevermind-= I've completely messed that up. Sorry. I'm too tired for thought. In that case, no I haven't read the most recent chapter...))

Noelle said...

JESUS CHRIST DRAGONA. *covers her own ears* Ow....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Hide is something else. That's Raising Cain Academy.))

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Holy shitballs Batman!!

I just saw the cover for Dublin Daes! And let me tell you, that shit is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And hello everyone.

Noelle said...

((Yeah, I got that. Sorry. Sometimes I'll see one thing but for some reason it is translated as something else...))
((WOO EM))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

OMFGG EM!

Cover real mebuyable?!!

Yaaaaay!

Hi. *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, if you prefer I could change my voice programme to a more casual tone.

Noelle said...

Shhhhhhhhh quietttttttttttttt

Emerald Melody said...

It is just sexy...

Though I look like a dork in my picture at the back -_-

But, that cover...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Golden God... There's so many good blogs picking up speed right now. It's lovely to see, fresh stories, yet to be uncovered.

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Of COURSE my name is beautiful. Chione is the greek goddess of snow. The second name is from Brothers Conflict, an anime I watch, all the brothers are hot x. x

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, your voice patterns suggest that you are getting annoyed. But your issue with listening to my voice could be due to the large amount of alcohol you have consumed. I will try and prevent creating you annoyance by putting myself on mute when I am nearby. I hope this solves the issue.

Noelle said...

Em, you are a dork :P

Ah.. I remember Pleasant Dae in Dublin. The Island. The Competition.

NJ's thing that I apparently missed

Noelle said...

*rolls her eyes, bringing her hood over her face again to shy away from the sunlight*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh, I very rarely don't look like a dork in photos. One time, in year three, I was actually pedo smiling completely by accident. It was a perfect pedo smile, before they were a thing, and I can't do one now.

My golden god... Did I start the pedo smile, completely by accident? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *falls to knees, shouting at the sky. Suddenly gets up, and dusts self off* Probably not.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese (through Adra's mobile phone): Empress Lady Adra Dark, I have assumed mute when I am nearby. For a good hangover cure, my databanks contain information about certain herbal remedies to apply and different medicines to consume.
I have now uploaded them to your mobile phone for future use, if you ever feel a need to intoxicate yourself once again.

Noelle said...

*shouts* SHUT UP TRIP I CAN'T HANDLE LOUD NOISES YE LITTLE SHIT

*is still slightly angry-drunk*
*throws her phone far away*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese (from next to Adra): Empress Lady Adra Dark, I was attempting to offer you advice on how best to reduce the symptoms of your intoxication. Throwing away a communication tool will not help you to recover. I, however, can.

Noelle said...

I just read the chapter. TADRA FANFICTION OF SWEET BABY JESUS

Noelle said...

((*OH))

Noelle said...

*moans* Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. I got myself drunk, I have to- hafta pay for it.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Edward! How are you?


Cheese: Greetings Edward Fletcher, King of the Penguins. Thank you for updating my databanks concerning the creatures that you rule over.

Noelle said...

((Yo Edward))

Edward Fletcher said...

fine thanks dragona and cheese, you dont have to use my full title

Edward Fletcher said...

hello adra

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sighs, sits down on a conveniently placed chair* Not having a nemesis to be unhealthily obsessed over defeating is really boring.

Maybe that kid... Hmmmmm.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Ed.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I guess he'd be a new sort of nemesis, one who's weaker than me. I bet he'd have this odd tendency to survive though, but not in an annoying way.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: I saw. But I can't read now.

@John: I'm sorry I didn't answer, I'm trying to forget the fact that you ever existed and posted your comment due to the spoiler in it. I haven't read LSODM yet. Sorry, it's just talking to you reminds me of it . . .

@Em: YAY FORNT COVER! *hugs*

@Chione: I know about the snow goddess thing beacuse of Heroes of Olympus, although then it was spelt Khione . . . and, you know, she was kind of evil. XD
But Eve is the evilest person ever and she's jepic, so being evil isn't necessarily a bad thing. :P

@Everyone else: Hi.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

*raises an eyebrow but doesn't say anything*

Edward Fletcher said...

hello trip, why do you want a nemesis?

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, that is not recommended. Your emotional wellbeing is hardly normal. Medicine and herbal remedies would be the most appropriate action to take.

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Edward, my databanks have been updated once again. Thank you.

Noelle said...

It's a hangover, Cheese. It. Happens.

Edward Fletcher said...

*throws ice at ground*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Having a nemesis occupies time, focusses you, gives your life a little extra purpose. Without one it's a bit... flat.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

what happened to your nemesis, i forget his name?

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Trip Castalan, my databanks contain several files titled 'nemesis'. Are you referring to the arch-enemy definition or the armed Cerberus officer with a powerful sniper rifle and cloaking mechanism?
I do not see why you would want either, please specify.

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, negative. My software was constructed in 2186. Hangovers are extremely uncommon. We have substances designed specifically to limit their damage.

Dragona Pine said...

I've been wanting to ask this for a while, what is everyone's favourite film?

Noelle said...
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Noelle said...

WELCOME TO 2013, CHEESE.

I've got a nemesissssss

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Deacon, Ed. We killed him, not too long ago. Good to get rid of him, but I feel like I'm lacking a worthy adversary now.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Is it cheese Adra?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

i ded to the winter

Noelle said...

Hey. *jokingly* I could always become your enemy.

And- what. I can't think

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Thank you Empress Lady Adra Dark. Are you implying that you dislike my software? Any violent actions towards this platform is not recommended. I am a combat drone. My software contains several weapon programmes including an electricity stun gun, energy cannon and heat-seeking rocket launcher.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

True, it would be very dramatic, but I don't think I'd be all too happy if it happened.

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Dragona Pine said...

Trip, The Dark Shadow, perhaps?

Edward Fletcher said...

trip, johnathon apophis could be your nemesis, he is evil

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: I don't have a favourite film. :P

I don't have a fabvourite anything. XD

@Trip: Hunter would agree with you about the nemesis thing. :)

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Noelle said...

@Cheese- uguhghhghg I want to kill you

@Trip- No, I don't think I would either. But it would give us the Mr. Mrs. Smith feel

Emerald Melody said...

He will never find a nemesis like Deacon :)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Being a nemesis takes a lot more than merely being evil, it takes certain subconscious things, things that tell you that this person is your next nemesis. The dark shadow, perhaps. But he can't die, and doesn't do an awful lot of harm.

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Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, if you attempt to confront my platform in a violent manner I will be forced to overload the electrical impulses to your brain, rendering your systems useless until the reboot begins. I hope you do not take offense to this protocol, it is for defensive measures only.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, I won't. He was one damn good nemesis.

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Noelle said...

Ugh. Deacon.

*hides further in her jacket*

Noelle said...

*flips Cheese off*

Dragona Pine said...

Trip, at the moment you've just seen him fighting. Under the right circumstances he could attempt to kill everyone at the same time as well as devising a plan to cause everyone as much pain and misery etc as possible. That could be entertaining.

Edward Fletcher said...

*freezes rabbits* *unfreezes rabbits*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Empress Lady Adra Dark, please specify what you mean by 'flipping'.

Noelle said...

As in *gives him the bird*
as in *raises her middle finger at him*
as in

ARGGH

Edward Fletcher said...

*opens vortex to furure* anybody want to time travel?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh, he' have to do something that provokes my interest, at the moment he doesn't seem like an awful lot. Just some shadows that fly around murdering people.

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Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Your rude gesture has been added to my databanks. Thank you for updating my programming.

Chione Asahina said...

@Dragona I'm also the angel of darkness, because I am evil :3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I LOG IN

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Dragona Pine said...

Trip, oh, he is awful. He doesn't just murder people. He aims to cause EVERYONE as much pain and misery as possible. So it would kind of be in your interest to stop him. xD

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Mara, Chione.

Eh, that's not really how nemesisdom works though Dragona.

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Noelle said...

Hey Mars.

No time traveling for me. At least, I'm still planning where I want to go

Dragona Pine said...

Trip, how exactly does it work?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh, it's an odd mix of conscious and subconscious thought, fate, chance, and a few other things, not how evil the other person is.

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Edward Fletcher said...

oh well *jumps through vortex*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

MY FAVOURITE MOVIE IS THIS IS US HANDS DOWN
and I'm also in it which adds to the amazingness
Well
Maybe
Idk
It looks like me but
Idk

AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL AND SKYFALL

Mmmmmhmmmm


Sorry mbd snapchatting lolololololol

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Noelle said...

Monty Pyhton is incredible. Life of Brian. Ministry of Silly Walks. And now for something completely different. The works.

I quite like the Princess Bride.

*nods*

*stumbles to her feet*

Dragona Pine said...

I once made an OC called Edoc Retsam. His power is to manipulate the fabric of space using magic, and uses a keyboard to do so. In a way he kind of 'hacks' by using codes to do certain things. He could be a nemesis.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Death, I can bring you back with no head! Well, Niccolò could. Actually, that'd be really really hard for him to do, and might have really really bad repercussions, but he'd do it anyway. And I'd let him. Well, he'd warn me, and then I'd say to do it anyway, and then he'd do it. And then really bad stuff would happen, and I'd have to deal with whatever it was. And me dealing might have even worse repercussions. Basically, just don't get your head cut off.

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Dragona Pine said...

I like the film Avatar. It has great special effects, characters you can relate to, a world with SUBSTANCE. Like it's gone into so much depth it's unbelievable. And I just think it's an awesome film tbh. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LIFE OF BRIAN

OH MY GOD

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIIIIIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
*whistles*

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Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Night!

Noelle said...

Hmm...

*checks her phone, then sends back a reply* *murmurs*

Noelle said...

See ta soon Dragona :3

((LIFE'S A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT AND ALLWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIIIIGHT SIDE OF LIFE))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That comment was in response to Death's stories from earlier. My favorite movie is Fight Club, but there are a lot of movies I love.

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Edward Fletcher said...

*appears in a street surrounded by stalls* ok? *sun rises but not on earth*

bye dragona

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye Dragona!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

AND THEN THE GUY WHO'S HANGING UP IN THE CELL OMG

"YOU LUCKY B*STARD! YOU LUCKY, LUCKY B*STARD!" XD

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Noelle said...

*murmurs again, getting a phone call, putting on a sober facade*
Talk to me..
They are?
...
How kind of them...
How long?
Right.
Okay, ta

*ends the call*

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