You guys rock.
Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh!
I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.
Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.
And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!
And this one gave me cake! CAKE!
And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?
That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4928 Newer› Newest»Hi Death, Dragona.
What do you mean Death? Want what?
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Cheese: Trip, if you would have allowed me to scan the area, that metal hatch would have been found approximately 22.4 seconds faster. There is no problem with your technique, however.
hello death
Hi Rose.
*closes the portal* Right... There's more tunnels down this way... I'll check underground, you lot fan out above ground, look for any survivors.
((Also at this point you all can find what you wish... I dunno, enemies, people- your choice))
And uh, I did- briefly once. *nods, walking forward, turning on her flashlight*
Oh god I hate cramming so much
I can do the area of study reading task
I can do the creative writing
But for the love of god I missed all of the lessons on poetry and my essay writing eats shit
Screw the third poem
What would you do?
What would you say?
How does it feel?
Pretend it's okay.
My eyes deceive me,
But it's still the same.
Pretend it's okay.
*disappears*
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*wanders into small building* shouldnt we check the sanctuary?
Cheese: Please note, I have detected movement ahead. Caution is advised.
*makes a call and comes back* They will arrive within an hour
Hi Mara, Sparky.
This is the sanctuary Ed. There just isn't much left.
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hello sparky and mara
((Hi guys! *hugs them all because I honestly can't write out three speeches*))
*picks up a piece of shrapnel from the ground*
*examines it under the light* Hmm
oh, the sanctuary
I'm going to go and check the spotter division, no doubt they'll have some secret place or final panic room.
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*waves hand through air* im sensing a disturbance in time here
((Actually the Sanctuary is a pretty big skyscraper... but it's old. Windows broken, pieces of floors missing, and just completely wrecked))
*walks farther into the darkness, hearing a moan*
Oh gods... *dashes forward*
(Also if anyone who just arrived wants to join in- feel free!)
Is there anythingleft?
Cheese: Edward, you are correct. Detecting signs of time displacement.
but if they didnt fix the time properly then...
time creatures *grins as large bat like creatures appear*
Edward, you deal with the time thingy. Cheese and I will defend and keep an eye out.
ok dragona, watch out
*throws electricity and creature turns to dust*
Cheese, activate weapon systems.
Cheese: Weapons operational. *begins firing bolts of electricity and miniature rockets at the time creatures*
((Fair warning, Ed.. The Genesis group aren't time travelers, so... They're more just violent and want total power))
*sees a figure in the hallway and dashes forward, kneeling next to the man*
Hello?
*reaches forward, tilting his head up to see his eyes, but he bits her arm*
*screams, kicking him away as he hisses, lunging for her throat*
*picks up a pole, swinging it around and skewering him with it*
*breathes out* Shit
*uses power to overload the brain of a time creature and finishes it off with a pistol*
*incinerates another*
they are adapting, my electricity has stopped hurting them *freezes small group*
Brb dinner
*moves through the spotter division HQ, moving through the wrecked offices and signs of carnage, looking for secrets*
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ok adra, but something has time travelled here *man runs forward with sword but is absorbed by time creature*
I have to go again (properly this time). Night guys!
bye dragona
*finds Wanderlust's head stabbed onto a wall, a spear between his eyes. His body is lying limp on the floor, dead cleavers all around him*
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Night Dragona!
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((Night Dragona!))
*stares at the creature* What the hell...
*hears another moan behind her, then another until it's a chorus*
*turns and runs back for the hatch, the light slipping from her hands and sprinting*
*creates time vortex round creatures trapping them*
*leader appears* oh *runs through sanctuary arriving at elders chamber*
*runs out the top, slamming the door behind her, touching the ground as dirt piles up on top of it*
*breathes out*
*the ground shakes, cracking*
Oh good gods...
*runs for the Sanctuary*
*talons shred the door* you cannot be here, you would need a big change in history to even exist *creature hovers near ceiling*
*not here*
MY BOOK CAME!
And that is all.
((READ KESSIE! REEEAADDDD!!))
*sprints through the open window at the Sanctuary, making a beeline for the stairs*
Oh god here we go... 67 floors...
*begins to ascend*
how did a creature like this even get here, who let you through *begins to glow blue*
*gets to the twentieth floor, collapsing on the ground*
*hears the shuffle of the human-creatures far below* ah.... *closes her eyes* god....
*through communicater* adra, need help?
The worst part about getting dressed in the morning is that you have to take your slippers off.
Great Khorne below...
Who did this? Genesis, clearly. But what?
Oh bugger..... *finds a whole in the wall that was clearly previously hidden, but was opened. Inside are hundreds of fortune telling devises, and about fifteen dead sensetives*
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*I haven't replaced my communicator*
*glances to the side*
Oh god... I don't want to do this... *picks up a grenade*
*looks down at the figures sprinting*
*pulls out the pin and throws it at them, arming herself with another and another*
True Duck, true.
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(( Hi Duck lol))
hello duck
*continues to find secret rooms, each a horrific massacre, the armoury looted, the command centre like a scene out of hell, hears explosion*
...
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*the ground shakes*
*begins to curse her stupidity, going further up the stairs, despite her burning lungs*
*runs into next room, locks door and is met by bodies*
Where are Zaf's reinforcements?
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*gets to the sixtieth floor*
*gasps for breath, almost in tears, still going down the hallway, the building swaying a bit*
*kicks a door open, going to the Grand Mage's office, breaking a lock and going through the drawers*
Hi! I might be here, but distant/msd
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*starts electricity as creature swallows me whole*
((Can someone give me a brief summary of how many people are in this group and what they do?))
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hello aretha
((Hey Aretha!))
*pulls out an amulet from the desk, putting it on, slamming the drawers shut as the building begins to tremble more now*
*glances outside*
Oh god... This was a bad idea.
Oh god, I have to find Trip..
*suddenly feels very alone, in the eerily quiet room, sinks too his knees.
Too quiet.*
#ChaseForBook9
*creature begins to hunt trip and adra*
*spins, about to fire a laser, sees nothing there.* I know you're here, just waiting to spring your trap. Come out and fight me so I may avenge my fallen comrades.
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((Closer to 100,000 total- they fan out, conquer. Their reasons have yet to be uncovered))
Hi Ari!
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*pulls out a book on the desk and India the floor plans* God damn... Which one is the spotters...
*the floor shakes again*
God. DAMN.
*creature tears through wall into main corridor*
Who am I kidding. There's no one here, it's too late. *flops in a chair*
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*creature breaks through into spotters section*
*gets out phone, tells a few people to look into genesis, generally commands people*
#ChaseForBook9
There...
*goes for the other staircase to the floor that Trip's on, dashing about, looking on rooms, not saying a word but not being quiett either*
Oh, look at this. A bat thing. What might you be, may I ask?
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creature: i am time, time that should not be. your energy has no effect on me *steps nearer* i will devour you as i did to the others
*slams a pole into the back of it's head*
Trip, we have to get out of here.
*the floor shakes*
The building...
*spins round teeth bared as it explodes into a puddle of goo* not nice
Is crumbling. *takes her hand* I think leaving would be wise.
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Ew...
*hears shuffles from the horde of people creatures, coming down the hall*
*turns, holding another grenade*
leaving is a good idea *runs through hole in wall*
Yeah. Let's go...
*pulls him to the second staircase*
Edward, unless you plan to plummet to your death.... The stairs are the only way down
ah *turns towards stairs*
*is pulled*
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*runs for the building and reaches the stairs* *stands at the bottom, keeping back against a wall, and slowly cuts through people creatures as they approach with twin swords* *yells up* Hey! This building is toast! You guys have to get out!
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*they emerge at the stairs* Okay. * looks over the raising* we should be clear...
*all but rolls down the stairs as the building sways further*
What can i do? Sorry back
*runs to top of stairs and runs half way down but realises the stairs re gone*
Fuck *shadow-walks to Ari* Hi Ari!
*jumps the rest landing on the ground floor*
*doesn't hear a response, and runs away through the hallways, looking for another staircase/more people*
Hi Zaf!
#ChaseForBook9
Get your troops clear Zaf, the building's going down.
#ChaseForBook9
Ed, run across the hall to the other staircase that we're on...
*the creatures burst from a floor directly below them*
*backpedals, tripping upwards* God
ok *runs across*
*fires some lasers at the creature*
#ChaseForBook
Hey Zaf! I'm looking for people. *eventually runs into Trip, Adra, and Edward, but is on the other side of the mob of people creatures* *backs against wall and attempts to hack through them* *yells forward* You guys need to get out of here! The building's going to fall!
#ChaseForBook9
back later
Bye Ed!
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*follows Ari* Hey we could die today! *grabs* I can shadow-walk you out you're an Elder I need you safe
*kicks open a door, looking up*
Right. So we either go up and get killed, go down and get killed or go to the side and prolong it. Whichever works.
*the stairs above them begin to crumble*
Right- looks like we don't have a choice...
*drags him into a large, open floor with only cracked windows*
They're also important government figures, and they're my friends, and I'm not leaving them. I'm closer to the exit than they are, anyway, and if I need him Niccolò can come for me. Thanks, but for now it'd be awesome if you'd help me kill these things.
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Right okay *readies shadows and sends them at the things trying to kill* Hell the building feels less sturdy guys!!!
*one person is on the floor-in a lab coat similar to hers*
*walks forward, carefully kneeling by it, flipping it over- her neck torn out, eyes glazed*
Lament...
*stumbles back, blinking furiously*
How the hell-
We need to get out of here. Now.
Adra, there is, one, more option.
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*turns and runs because there are just too many for me to keep back* *leans against a wall for a moment, breathing heavily* Darn it... *breathes for a few more seconds, listening to the creatures moan* Oh! *runs back out* *uses air to spread scent of self to the creatures far away from me* *waves swords in the air* Hey, look at me! I'm a target! *starts to slash at them as they turn towards me* *desperately hopes that they will all start moving in my direction*
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AW, I liked Lament...
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Yeah... Me too...
What option?
*leads some away from Ari feeling one hit me and has me against the wall* shit *sends shadows at my assailnt and feels something slash my stomach I go limp playing dead and they let go I send a knife to the head running towards Ari ignoring the pain to my ability*
*the ground below them begins to crumble, giving out*
*glances at Zaf out of corner of eye* You're injured. You should go. *accidentally inhales some dust crumbling off the ceiling* *feels swords grow heavier in my arms* Darn it darn it darn it... *takes a deep breath and yells as loudly as I can* Adra! Trip! *coughs a bit, stumbling back* *continues to slowly retreat, hoping that all the creatures are moving this way and not just the ones near me*
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I need your opinion on something. WarZone and I are arguing.
If I am in a video, dancing around, does WarZone (who filmed it) have all the rights and allowed show whoever he wants without my permission?
*kisses her, energy coats them, and they fly out the window, floating in the air*
That.
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No, Death, he does not. And I will gladly argue that to his face if he shows up.
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No I'll be fine!!! *feels ground start to give falling* HELP!!! *feels slash across face*
No Death. I think the law says you gain some control over it, and if you don't want it shown he has to destroy it, but aside from that, I don't know.
#ChaseForBook9
*shouts, jumping on him, not letting go* JESUS
*energy tendrils pick Ari and Zaf up, pulling them out of the building, just as it collapses*
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((No, Death. I'm fairly sure that's illegal))
And now, guess what? He's yelling at me! Yay! He's saying that he worked his butt off for hours and now it's my fault! I knew he was my best friend! Isn't he so sweet?!
Thanks, Trip.
((I have to go now. I'll be back later. Bye!))
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Ari!
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((You be back Ari? And Trip pulled us out before your comment......))
*coughs looking at Trip* Thanks
Bye Ari!
*Rolls eyes* Freaking jerk. Guess who's being all grumpy right now!?
Thanks guys. I'm telling him to delete it. He won't. God damn.
Bye Ari!
((Bye Ari!
Rose, to give him credit though, I've made videos and they are a BITCH to make. True, he should have asked you first but perhaps you two can come to a compromise))
*watches the Sanctuary fall, still clinging to Trip*
*watches* Hell
It's a sad day when a sanctuary falls, and it'll doubtlessly have repercussions.
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I know they're hard to make and I'm proud of him, not that he'll actually listen. I... Never mind... I'm pissed and have art.
Yeah... Of there's anything left. All those people...
((Oh.... Sorry. Have fun, I guess))
It will thats for sure
Bye Death.
It wasn't pretty, was it?
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*bites her lip, her had going to the amulet* Well, then...
*sighs, putting her arms around Trip* Really though- shift or pass?
No...
And I've got a lot if cleaning up to do after this it seems...
*uses tleporting bracelet to go to the NYC Sanctuary*
Adra, I think we've shifted enough times for you to know the answer.
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*grins* Just saying. *leans her forehead against his* Um... I was made Grand Mage of New Delhi. I went to the offices floor... There were documents...
*looks at the Medical Bay and lets them heal me* Thanks Doc
Well, that's good..?
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No, actually... I have to rebuild a new sanctuary. At least two-thirds of the mages in India worked there.
I mean...
*winces*
No, I'll have to think about that later... *glances at her arm, which is turning a sickly blue* Mind putting us down? I need to check this out..
Not here. There's still too much dust. *creates a platform of energy which she can create portals on*
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*sighs being released to go to my office and fills out paperwork over the war ect* ugh
Thanks...
*takes out chalk, drawing a portal and jumping through, immediately taking a sample, putting it into a scanner*
*wraps up her arm in the mean time* *goes to the cooler and pulls out a bottle of vodka, taking a shot, bringing it back to a table*
*Steps through the portal*
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*takes her fourth shot, shaking her head* Lordy... *glances at the bottle* I don't remember ever buying that
*works fr a whike and goes to Blogland*
...
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*nods towards the vodka* Yo, you going for it or what?
*for some strange reason, Dimitri comes running up*
*sits under tree feeling tired*
No, I think I'll stay sober thanks.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* Whatever suits you, then... *hums, taking another shot, the fox jumping up onto the table, sniffing her arm*
Actually, you know what, sure. *pours self a glass, downs it*
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That's what I thought... *picks up the bottle again* Seriously though- where the hell... Hmm
HOLY LLAMA POOP IT SO HOT OUT AND I JUST HAD A SOCCER GAME OUT IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER AND NOW I HAVE HOMEWORK OMYGOSH JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *Dies*
no.
no. nonono
Hey Jubi
Heh.. Jubi...
*Dimka curls up on her shoulder* *gives the fox a strange look*
I preferred you when you could talk
HI JUBI!!!!
How are you? It's been way too long! *hugs*
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Foxy die
Javier: Zaf down
Whatever happened to that? The madness?
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Why do you want to kill the fox Zaf?
#ChaseForBook
*glares at Zaf*
Again-
my subconscious reacted negatively to the rabies, and it projected itself onto the fox in the form of a hallucination
*Hugs Zaf and drags her away from the fox* I love you Zaf but I hate it when pets die. No killing the fox.
ugh fine.
I dedicate this page to COLD WEATHER. AND ICE CUBES. AND ICE CREAM. AND SNOW. AND ANYTHING THAT'S BELOW 50 DEGREES FARENHEIT (orhoweveryouspellit I'm too tired to care). I also dedicate this page to my LSODM book that was supposed to come on the 5th but never did and I'M STILL WAITING AGGHH
Ok lastly I ded to all the 9/11 victims because today's 9/11 and it's all sad and stuff... so yeah
ADRA!!!! ZAF!!!!! TRIP!!!!! DEATH!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAII!! :D
*pokes the fox*
*raises shot* Hear hear *downs it*
*Dimitri hisses at Jubi*
*Hisses back at Dimitri*
Hear hear!
*Laughs at Dimitri*
*hisses* LET ME GO DEATH IT HURTS
*Loosens her grip slightly* Promise me that you won't hurt Dimitri.
*has a few more shots*
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Jubi I'd lend you mu copy if you lived near meh!
Right.
*takes out a whole glass, filling it to the brim and drinking the whole thing*
Wh-whoa
*falls backwards, the glass breaking, giggling*
GAAAAAAH DAMN FAR-AWAYNESS
oh dear...
*blinks in shock at Adra* Is that really wise Adra?
#ChaseForBook9
*Hides her laughter* Adra... *Rolls eyes and lets to of Zaf. Walks over to Adra and helps her up*
I mean... I didn't mean to fall. *tries to push herself up, but slips backwards again* *laughs*
I really meant the sheer amount of vodka you just drank.
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HOLY SHIT
I JUST LOOKED AT THE REVIEWS THAT AMAZON GOT ON LSODM AND NOW SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO A BRICK WALL
I THINK THAT SOME IDIOT SPOILED IT.
I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE THING ONCE I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT...
I AM FREAKING PRAYING THAT THIS PERSON WAS JUST SAYING IT TO FREAK US OUT
OH MY GOD.
PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS
AGH
*Dies again* *_*
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. Oh. *nods* Oh. Oh.
*nods again*
((JUBI DOn'T YOU DARE :3))
Fine!
Hahaha poor Holly she is experiencing heat she's in NYC
I- *stumbles* I think I'm going to leave. I have to sleep. *goes and kisses Adra for a long moment, then leaves*
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*kisses him back* Fine then. Who need sleep,
Trippy does xD
Sleep is for the weak.
And tired...
*nods* WHO NEEdS SLEEP!
*jumps onto her swing which does not move*
FUCK
Javier: *pushes swing* happy Adra?
YES YES YES!
*swings happily*
Javier: good!
*waits to get high enough*
I'M FLYING!
*lands in a tree*
Omph oook crazy
*giggles, flipping around and hitting the ground* Watches at Dimitri scamper around*
*holds Olivia wincing* hell wow Adra calm
I am calm. I just fell from a treeeeeeee. Now I'm watching my fox. *watches fox* *head lolls around*
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