Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Noelle said...

Uh...

You do know what flashlight tag is, yeah?

Dragona Pine said...

I don't, no.

Edward Fletcher said...

flashlight tag???????????

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SHIFT OR PASSSSSS

*whispers in Adra's ear* Shift or Pass

CAN WE PLEEEEEAAAASE PLAY SHIFT OR PASS

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: *floats up to Johnathon* Greetings Johnathon Aprophis.

Star Inkbright said...

My internet on the laptop isn't working. *scowls*

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

greetings cheese (cheese like eating cheese?)

Noelle said...

It's like tag, but played in the dark. And the person who is IT tags someone with a flashlight/torch... And you can put around a home base and try to get back without being tagged. FAR away from the base


MARA JESUS

Star Inkbright said...

Ooh ooh ooh!

*adds to star metaphor*
As well as glowing and lighting up people's world, we also burn people!!!

*nods*

*hugs Mara*
Those people who think all Muslims are terroists are absolute idiots. It's like, if the green paint murdered the red paint, then the blue paint must obviously also be responsible because they're both cool colours. -_-
What on earth.

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Negative. I am combat drone platform 269.0. Dragona Pine has just given me the nickname 'Cheese' for pronunciation purposes.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

PLEASE ADRA OMG IT'D BE SOME LAUGH

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Why don't we like... have a play-fight? Using non-lethal weapons and only basic powers? Nothing that can draw blood or kill you.

Edward Fletcher said...

thenk you adra

ok cheese

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Star*
Exactly /: I like the example btw XD

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

I got the internet working again, and my comment I was trying to post before it stopped working posts. *points at previous comment*

@Adra: 'Flashlight tag' . . . See, here where I live, we would call that 'torch tig'. XD

No, I've got no idea why we call tig tig either. Tag is the logical word. We just call it tig. XD

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hangs upside down from tree*

PLEASE ADRA

SHIFT OR PASS IS DEADLY

I'M PLAYING IT WITH THE LADS FROM PRIMARY RN AND IT'S SOME CRAIC

HONEST

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

REMIND ME AGAIN OF THE RULES, MARA

Star Inkbright said...

*posted

Not posts.

@Mara: Thank you. :)
And, yes.

See, even people like me who don't have brains (I have a mess in my head that tries to pretend it's a brain instead) can work that out. So how stupid must people be to blame all Muslims in all places everywhere? -_-

And, games sounds fun. :) I'll play whatever people want. Or Hunter will. Or Ez and Hunter will. Or one of them and me will. Whichever. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IN SHIFT OR PASS?

*grins*

BASICALLY WE SIT IN A CIRCLE AND SOMEONE STARTS

EG ME

AND I COULD SAY "Adra, Edward. Shift or pass?"

AND BASICALLY YOU SAY SHIFT IF YOU WOULD OR PASS IF YOU WOULDN'T



ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY SAID HE'D SHIFT ME OMF

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Mara *facepalm*

Jesus. It's a shipping game....


If we do a round of that, THEN can we play torch tag? Whateveryoucallit

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So fucking hot

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Star - Zayn is one of the most selfless people in the world /:
Perrie said, "Yes, I'm Christian, and my boyfriend" (fiancé now omf) "is Muslim and he is one of the most amazing people in the world."

All this crap about religions is ugh -.-

*blasts out Same Love*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YES OMG ADRA I FREAKING LOVE YOU RN

*smirks*
this
gon
be
gud

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Question: what does 'shift' mean?

Noelle said...

*sits with her fox* I hate you.

BUT THEN TORCH TAG

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Heheheheheheh

Shift
To shift means um snog basically
IT'S THE IRISH SLANG NAME MAN
or meet but shift is the best way bc we say it like that so c:

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Down 'ere we call it it Star. Weird huh?

So it would be torch it.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*rolls eyes* Sure. Then Torch Tag.

EVERYONE GET INTO A CIRCLE

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I swear to Jesus if any of you get shipped with Dimka I WILL CRY

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Dimka?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(Ay Trip!)

*grumbles, getting to a circle, the fox circling in her arms*

Edward Fletcher said...

*sits in circle*

Dragona Pine said...

*noms pepperoni*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sighs, gets in circle*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

OKAY
*claps hands*

WATCH AS THE MASTER THINGS OF WHO TO SHIP SHIFT SHIPPY SHIFT WHATEVER

*thinks*

ADRA. ED/JOHN. SHIFT OR PASS

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*makes mini volcanoes on ground* fire *makes volcanoe disappear*

Noelle said...

For fuck's sake, Mara.

Really.
Really.
Why am I first?

*looks at Edward*
Hmm...
I guess... Uh... *glances at Trip* Pass

Edward Fletcher said...

*looks at trip* pass

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay Adra your turn ask someone

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Can we just play torch it?




Maybe in stead of playing it with torches... we could burn things!

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

*starts poking Trip repeatedly with a torch*

Noelle said...

Mara- uh... Shift or pass for.... Um... Dragona.

Edward Fletcher said...

BURN THINGS!

Noelle said...

Uh...

Why would we burn things?

Dragona Pine said...

Hey! I'm not playing!




But I'm all up for burning things :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uhm....hi? *awkwardly stands outside circle with Javier*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Pass

Sorry Dragona

Umm

ED
ADRA SHIFT OR PASS

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

*goes and stands with Zaf*


Zaf, meet cheese.


*holographic combat drone floats next to Zaf*

Cheese: Greetings.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

NO WE FUCKING CAN'T TRIP WE'RE FUCKING PLAYING SHIFT OR PASS OKAY NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

#ChaseForBook9

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello

I'm going to try to get on here as often as I was before the summer now that I've got time again.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Uh... *walks away from a flaming building, whistling*

Noelle said...

Yeah, Zaf I gotcha.
*Dimka crawls up to her shoulder*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi cheese I'm Zafira Kerias Grand Mage of America

Noelle said...

Hi Ais!

*laughs* Mara

Dragona Pine said...

Oh what the hell... *goes and sits in circle*



*starts uploading different programmes to Cheese*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I feel like this will travel in a predictable circle Mara. Also, stop shouting, you're hurting my ears.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

hello ais

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra what do you mean?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello peoples.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Greetings Grand Mage Zafira. I am Cheese - Combat Drone model 269.0.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HELLO ARRIVERS

WE'RE PLAYING SHIFT OR PASS
BECAUSE IRISH

UM YEAH

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Nevermind, you're grand Zaf.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I screenshotted this and put it on instagram

Just saying

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ED?

SHIFT OR PASS ON ADRA :3

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Ais!

Uhm Cheese you remind me of something I heard of before (cant eleborate Dragona)

Noelle said...

Oh fuck's sake Mars

Edward Fletcher said...

pass

Aisling Dubh said...

What's shift or pass?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*hides behind her fox, slinking back* Meeehhhh
*jumps up and hides behind Trip*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Grand Mage Zafira, it is improbable that you have met another combat drone of my specifications. But, as you humans say, I could 'have one of those faces'.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay Ed your go

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

What Ais you don't know what shift or pass is D:

It's like
ummmm
In Dublin, do you say "meet" or do you say "shift"? As in, for um snogging.
Just out of interest.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Probably true Cheese, I don't deal with drones I didn't in the war with Mevolent and I hope not in this possible war against Ireland

(We are pre-LSODM times correct? I would assume so until we can openly discuss the book)

Edward Fletcher said...

um, trip and adra

Aisling Dubh said...

We say meet Mara. Do you say shift in Tipp?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont say snogging i say making out. Though Ilearned snogging from HBP

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Grand Mage Zafira, you should not be wary of me. I am a floating holographic projection. I can cause no harm unless Dragona Pine activates my weapon mechanisms. My current setting is 'casual'. All weapon systems are currently offline. I can cause no harm to anyone.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm just going to um... *slinks off into forest*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, we say shift.

Makes sense. *facepalm*

Shift and Pass is basically like Meet or Pass. You're asked a person and you say shift or pass :3

IT'S SO FUNNY THO


Zaf - I think snogging's more British, right? Idk :P

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BEST CONVERSATION EVER

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Interesting. Im not used to that

Noelle said...

*squeaks* Can we... Um... Just... Play torch tag or whatever now?

Aisling Dubh said...

Ah right I get it now. *nods*

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Grand Mage Zafira, you cannot be accustomed to my software. I was activated approximately three hours ago.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No clue Mara! I'm American xD holy hell its hot its in the upper 30's to everyone in the UK

Maralie Lily Charm said...

NO

TRIP AND ADRA

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

then we can play torch tag

*leans forward expectantly*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Right....*nods* I think I like this

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Zaf - It's raining here. Like, lashing down from the heavens.
APPARENTLY WE'RE GETTING A STORM TONIGHT LOLOLOLOL

Ais - Yeah, haha XD
Sorry I'm so dirty minded today omg

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*squeaks again, shrinking back*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Shouts from the forest* TAKE A WILD GUESS MARA!

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Night!

Aisling Dubh said...

It raining here. It'd be really weird if it was in the 30s here at this time of year. *pauses* *remembers a random fact that she learnt at some stage over the summer* the highest temperature recorded in Ireland was 33 degrees Celsius. I think

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ANSWER

ANSWER

AN-SWER

AN-

*stares at Trip's comment*

omg he would shift Adra

holy mother of nando's

TRIP YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT'S WITH THE TONGUE RIGHT

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Night Dragona!))

Agaibsnssshzjss *runs away to her piano*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*facepalms, stalks off into forest*

#ChaseForBook9

Aisling Dubh said...

Bye Dragona

Wbd

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Seriously, Ais?

Wow.

... Ireland sucks. XD

I think there's a mouse in my room my bag keeps moving HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm in a weird mood I

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* Sunny and hot Mara!

Edward Fletcher said...

*runs to top of volcanoe and dives into lava*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*is in hysterics*

OH MY LAWD

THIS IS PRICELESS

*screennnnnshooootssss*


Zaf - Lucky *pouts*
hARRY STYLES IS HOT AND SUNNY
i'm serious

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

MARA FOR CHRISSAKES CAN WE PLEASE PLAY TORCH TAG NOW

Star Inkbright said...

Ahahaha, I disappeared so I wouldn't have to play, but then my borther needed me anyway so I would have to disappear anyway but ANYWAY I'M NOT PLAYING YOU CAN'T FORCE ME.


You seriously can't. It's so cool. XD

You know, once in PE we were doing obstacle courses (beacuse we had to have PE indoors because wet and mud and snow adn blah. Happens often in winter), and this girl said, I'm not doing it. And they sent her out the room, and then they took her to the head of year, and she just said, I'm not doing it. And they couldn't make her do it, you know? They could give her detention and have a go at her all they wanted, but they couldn't physically force her to do it. And that is just epic.

. . . Actually, it wasn't epic for us, because she as on our team and another emmeber of our team couldn't run for some reason so the remaining members had to do loads extra and were pretty annoyed, but yeah. :P

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

NO

ANSWER

THE

QUESTION

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*stands onto the piano*

FUCKING HELL. YES.

OKAY.

I WOULD.

NOW LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had PE today and it was so hot and we have a student teacher so she said it is too hot for PE outside

Aisling Dubh said...

Mara yes I think so. But I could be wrong.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

QEN O NI ECO QDE NUPEQ F UEFQ HCDQE HUWCD HICEWNJCWDMJCDEJVRQNJRIT


that's cool

Okay Torch Tag I guess yay

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm actually coughing so badly right now and ugh

DAMN I NEED TO FIND MY RECORDER FOR SCHOOL D: D: D:

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I hate you

Noelle said...

*jumps from the piano, going back* Do I need to explain the rules again?

Aisling Dubh said...

I was supposed to have PE yesterday but the teacher wasn't in or something so we had to sit in a classroom for 80 minutes watching a video of the Olympics. It was pretty boring. Also usually when we have PE we have to walk either to the park or to the sports hall both of which are about 5-10 minutes away. My school is mainly made up of prefabs. They're waiting to get a new school built.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

we have 15 weeks of throwing a frisbee in PE

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

See our school is really the high school and the old middle school but see the two are connected via a hallway and the old middle school is where the 9th graders, most xomputer classes and language classes are its two floors but when they built it they built it so we have inner rooms with AC and no windows and rooms with windows and no AC the high school is one floor same set up.

Noelle said...

Usgsjjsisnsmks fine.

*wanders off down a path with Dimka*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I think I need to disappear now...

Sorry if I annoyed anyone with the game.

I kinda feel like crap right now for no reason so... I'm sorry. *hugs everyone*

#ChaseForBook9

Aisling Dubh said...

Bye Mara *hugs* hope you feel better soon :)

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

bye mara

Noelle said...

Bye Mara *hugs*

*murmurs*
*sits on a fallen tree and watches Dimitri scamper around*

Edward Fletcher said...

*doubles over and falls unconcious*

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Mara* :(

Remember I'm on email if you need me, yeah?

Sorry I'm distant, btw. Emailing . . .

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

((Out of curiosity- Trip, if you're still here, will you ever be continuing your Fangirl plot :3? That was fun..))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lays down under tree*

Noelle said...

Hey Dragona. *waves*

*hums*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Greetings.

Edward Fletcher said...

*stands up* well im back

Aisling Dubh said...

Gtg bye

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

bye ais

Noelle said...

Ah. Hello, Edward.

Bye Aisling

Edward Fletcher said...

*creates penguin* hello adra

Noelle said...

Gods, here we go again

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Ais!

*stays laying on te ground*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: *floats up to penguin* Greetings. It seems I am having trouble analysing your species. Could you identify yourself so I can add it into my database for future use?

Edward Fletcher said...

cheese, my penguins cannot speak however it is a penguin

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Species identified. Earth, penguin. Thank you for your information Edward. The data has been stored.

Dragona Pine said...

So, what game are we playing (if any)?

Noelle said...

No, probably not any... Too many people have left to play, I guess

Dragona Pine said...

Ah, kk. ^^

Edward Fletcher said...

anyone still here?

Dragona Pine said...

I am.

Edward Fletcher said...

ok, cheese what time period are you from? the future?

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: I was activated in this time, though system diagnostics suggest my technology originates in 2186.

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Is that not what you were expecting?

Edward Fletcher said...

the year 3000 has the sun rise, i thought your system may have registered this

Dragona Pine said...

Does anyone have any decent film recommendations?

Edward Fletcher said...

the avengers, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: I apologise. I regret to inform you that my databanks only contain information up to the year 2186, I have no data regarding the year 3000.

Edward Fletcher said...

oh well

Dragona Pine said...

Seen the avengers. Havent seen Abraham Lincoln though. Might see if I can buy it. ^^

Noelle said...

*kinda just sits there with the fox, who is chasing bunnies*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *stays by Momma crawling happily*

Edward Fletcher said...

*places penguin on everybodys head*

Dragona Pine said...

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120314143835/masseffect/images/thumb/2/2a/ME3_Glyph_Normandy.png/480px-ME3_Glyph_Normandy.png


That's what Cheese looks like btw. But Cheese is orange.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *cries going to Momma*

Shhh *picks up and holds close to self calming her* I got you *runs hand through her hair*

Noelle said...

*her new phone rings*
*ignores it*

Edward Fletcher said...

brb

Dragona Pine said...

I should go now. Night!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *goes over to Zaf and Olivia* Hey where is Alexis?

Think she ran off with Niccolo probably practing or something or spending time with him I think, I don't know

Javier: *sits beside looking at Olivia* Hey Liv! Come to Daddy?

Olivia: *grabs his arm*

Javier: *takes Olivia kissing her head* I missed my little princess! *smiles* Miss me Olivia?

Olivia: Daddy! *noms on hand*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye those who left

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gah! *mumbles about getting first*

I dedicate this page to AC. I need it.

Noelle said...

Hah. First world problems.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know Adra, I'm sure if you brought it before the international community, they would gladly help protect Indian facilities.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

You mean with the incident or..?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, your phone is ringing, and you aren't answering it. This suggests that another Indian facility is now under attack, but you can't bring yourself to help, after what happened last time. Correct?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra I'm American Grand Mage geez girl ask for help I'll gladly send someone over to help!

Noelle said...

I.... Yes, that's correct. As for another one being under attack, I'm not so sure... Moreof the survivors are probably starting another spat...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Heh, your american cleavers are soft. What you want is some good old Scottish cleavers!

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Some tartan cleavers behind them, some greyjackets... It'd be unstoppable! And is!

Well, the international community is here if you need it.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Well.... It's too late now. You don't think I've been keeping tabs on them? *grumbles, picking up Dimka and glaring at him*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, it'll keep happening until someone stops them. I have no doubt Grand Mage (?) Will be appealing for help soon anyway.

#ChaseForBooK9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'd have already sent an army, had it not been that would effectively been a declaration of war.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*pauses* The Grand Mage is dead.
...

Oh fuck.
*grabs her chalk, drawing a symbol on the ground, cursing over and over*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And the elders?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*touches the ground, a portal opening* Um...
I'll have to appoint them. You coming or not?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

As I suspected.

Fine, yes, I'll come. And no, I can't be one.

*follows*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I wasn't going to ask...

*steps through the portal, near a building in tatters, still smoking from fires inside*
Oh... Dear.

*puts on her sunglasses, pulling out a device from her bag, turning it on* *it hums*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I know it ran through your head, if only for a moment.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

back, *jumps through portal*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Adra as I'm a foriegn Council member I wont go unless you want me I dunno if Delhi is following te Supreme Council

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Ed. Now, not to be offensive, but you normally have a very gung-ho attitude, and that's not really the kind of thing we need right now. Please stay calm.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Oh? What makes you so sure? *turns in a circle, seeing the thing light up, and follows it*

Noelle said...

((Yeah totes get over here Zaf))

Edward Fletcher said...

fine calm fine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Spotter's intuition.

*follows Adra* (It was pretty much everyone, to a degree Zaf.)

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Noelle said...

((Yeah Ed join us if you want))

*doesn't answer, following the signal, too concentrated* *looks up then down again* hmm...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sneaks through portal following Adra and Trip* Hell who attacked? Last time I saw this much chaos was...wow

Edward Fletcher said...

is this a mission of politics or does someone need help?

Edward Fletcher said...

judging by the destruction, i would say someone needs help

Dragona Pine said...

Back. Am only on for a little while.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yep. Destruction like this is... A cause for concern.

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Noelle said...

Help. A lot of it, Edward.

I know, Zafira. Kind of a radical Mage group who was stirring up trouble here for quite a while. A bit like a mob, really. They said they would attack the Sanctuary. We didn't listen.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Do you want me to send people for them?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

God, I need to have words with your spotter division, they're disgracing our name.

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Edward Fletcher said...

ok *appears in armour*

Dragona Pine said...

*puts on high-tech N7 body armour and helmet* *activates Cheese*

Jophiel said...

And I thought that we could sit around and talk for hours
About the thing I couldn't say to you
And the things that we could never do...
And...
This conversation has had no face
When the words take days, you can re-write and change anything

You know my heart
(So tell me honestly, did you ever really want this?)

Noelle said...

Yes, Zafira.

Trip- do you honestly think there's any spotter division left? *carefully steps over a human-ish form*
*keeps walking, the meter beginning to go wild*
*stops, looking at the ground*
Hmm... Crafty.
*walks over, tapping the ground*
As I thought...

*takes a handful of the grass and pulls upward, a hatch appearing and faces looking up at them*

Right...

*jumps down, making a portal, and ushering people through*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know, I picked the head spotter myself. Wanderlust Mcray. Ever meet him Adra?

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Edward Fletcher said...

we should keep an eye out for danger

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