135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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ZATH!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
ZATHY!
*TACKLE HUGS*
...no?
Hi Jubi and Death.
I'll be distant.
okeydokey
Raaaawr!!!!
Wbd - maths revision. Ugggggh.
I am too... i am watching Zaffy get dragged around her house....
Hi Ieni.
On Skype?
OK I really gtg :(
BYEEE TTYL
Bye Jub Jub!
*Slowly backs away from Zaffy's YouTube channel*
Bye, Jubi:(
Hi, Death and Zath!
Ugh, conversions. Imperial and Metric. All I can think of is cyber conversions and the Imperial Fleet from Star Wars.
Hello
Oh I still have my profile pic from last night.
Is it back to the other one?
Yes
Is anyone there?
Hello Deathy!
Hi everyone else!
Hi, Aisling and Brad!
Sorry, I was revising:/
I'm doing circles now. Ugh, I'm so bad at remembering this.
Hi Brad
Msd
MMM! Having Pancakes... mmmm
I'M SO TIRED
but my dad woke me up -.-
SO I THREW A DICTIONARY AT HIM ^^.
a big one
Hi Mara. Was it hardback?
Maraaaaa!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Haha, was it fun? I got woken up at 8:30 by my sister playing her oboe in the room next to me
Gtg bye. Will be back later probably.
It was definitely hardback:3
I WAS ON BLOGLAND ALL NIGHT (not really) SO I WAS TIREDDDDDD
Ieni! :) 8:30? O.o I barely wake up at that time for SCHOOL!
Bye Ais!
I wake up at 7:00 for school. I stay in bed for about 15 minutes though, because I can't get up straight away, otherwise I feel all dizzy and stuff. My bus comes at 8:00 and school starts at 8:35.
Well, wasn't that a bit silly of you, Mara XD
My mam wakes me up at 8:00 and I sleep in until 8:30 (XD I LIKE MY BED). My bus comes at 9:00 and school starts at 9:30 :)
Maaaaaybe... :P
*distant, watching Key Of Awesome on Youuuuutubbbbe*
What?! On Tuesday's and Wednesday's, I start 2nd lesson at 9:30!
What time do you finish?
Haha, I think you should watch the 1D parodies. At least the One Thing one. In no way, is that offensive to a ANYONE.
I like the rain outside:) It makes me feel less bad about staying in to revise.
I'm finished at 3:10 :3
I'm in primary though. In September I'm going to secondary and idk what time it starts but it finishes at 4:30 :)
I KNOW THAT OFF BY HEART XD
Maybe he can buy us beer though,
And tell us what that one thing is XD
Ah, okay:) Ugh, 4:30 sounds like a really bad time to finish.
WAIT A MOMENT! I swear you've always told me that parodies are evil?
Hello. :3
Gah. I envy your waking-up-ness at 8:00...
On weekdays, I wake up at 6:45. My bus comes at about 8:10. (I take a long time to do things, okay? :P) School begins at 8:50-ish.
Except for the times when I accidentally wake up at 8:05, and pretty much fall down the stairs and into my shoes, and leave. :P
Hi, Taia!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I know! It's not fair *sulks because Mara* ;)
Hiya, Ieni! *is ninjaaeroplanetacklehugged* :)
Schools should let us sleep more. *nods* :P
Hi guys!!!
Omg, I wake up at 6 every morning. Leave at seven. School starts at at 7:30.
Hi Alexandra!
O.O
That's just... That's just cruel.
That's when school starts normally we have to get there at seven.
Hello wbd
I get up at 8am leave at about 8:40 and school starts at 8:50. My school is a 3 minute walk away. Then school ends at 2:30. I'm lucky.
That is cruel Alexandra. Sleep is very important. What time does your school finish at?
Hi, Muse!!
Woaah, that sounds evil!
What planet do you live on? Is it like some cruel army camp, where they train you day and night?
Yes you are, Aisling. Yes, you are. And, hi again!!
Hi, Aisling! Lucky indeed!
Alexandra: Do they just really hate the idea of sleep? :P
Hi Ieni! I'm pretty sure I live on the same plant as you maybe not the same continent. No I don't go to a army camp.
I think they just think that we go to sleep at 8. Like that's ever going to happen.
Ohhhh. You could be Spanish. They start really early there and then go home for lunch.
I'm not Spanish!
Go on google images and type in 'Durban,south Africa'
I dunno, you might be.
¿Cómo te llamas?
(I don't know much Spanish) :/
Okay, are you sure you live on the same planet? You might be Marsian?
Ohhh...do you live in South Africa?
Does anyone go to sleep at 8? Well anyone over the age of about 7.
Ugh... I am trying to memorise the Prologue if Romeo & Juliet...
Yes I live in South Africa!!!!
Hi Death!!!
Hi! That is so cool! I've always wanted to go to South Africa! Is it warm there?
Ohh South Africa. You probably get much better weather than we do.
The Irish year:
Spring: rain rain rain wind sometimes the odd but of sun and sometimes a tiny bit of snow.
Multiply that by four and you have our seasons. Well summer is usually a few degrees warmer and winter is usually a few degrees colder. But logs of the time we get more rain in the summer than the winter.
*bit
*lots
@Alexandra: Wow! It's so pretty. :3
@Ais: Weather here is pretty much the same, except apparently more snow in Winter/Spring.
Which figures, really, since Wales and Ireland are pretty close together, really. :P
That's so pretty.
I want to go to Wales sometime. And England. And South Africa but that's less likely to happen.
It's officially winter here and it still looks like summer:P love the weather here!
Her it's nearly summer and still looks like early spring. It's officially summer in 4 days.
*here
In winter we only really need jeans and a jacket. Winter only lasts a few weeks here.
It is cold here... It should be warm... DAMN YOU SHEPPARTON!
I still need to bring a coat to school with me half the time.
NO FAIR!! WANT TO TRADE AREAS OF LIVING?!
*laughs*
And I want to go to Ireland some time. And South Africa. Among other places. :)
I came pretty close to visiting Dublin, a year or so ago.
I was like, "Derek Landy, I am coming to GET you." But that didn't happen, in the end. :P
Still, Wales isn't bad. We have, like sheep. And mountains.
*nods*
I don't know when Summer begins in the UK. I guess the clocks change to Summer time late March, but I don't actually know what that /means/.
Hi, Death!
*Waves*
wbd
Sorry for poofing! I was in a shop, listening to all the One Direction talking cards :3
I GOT ANOTHER MUGGGG AND AN EASTER EGGGGGGG
*Huggles*
You swore to Harry?!
Where do you live Death?
Hi Deathhhh! *huggles back*
MaraTC isn't all innocent... LIKE MEEEEEE
Seriously. When I'm annoyed, you'll know about it. I don't like cussing online though. Seems worse when you can see it. *shrugs*
Damn. Brb.
Hi Death
Victoria, Australia! It is cold. We saw snow on the mountains... It was, believe it or not, very cold.
But you still did it Mars
Hi Ais!
Oh yeah is it winter for you Death?
*laughs*
I don't bother with a coat any more.
I like the rain, anyway.
It makes the old folk on the bus look at me oddly, though. :P
@Mara: 1D and Easter Eggs? Awesome~ :3
The teachers give out if you don't have a coat for the yard when it's cold.
I saw snow when I went to China!!!
It is autumn... The middle... It is FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know.
But Harry was being a jerkface :P
Hi Mara!
But autumn is supposed to be not that cold even here. I mean our "summer" holidays are July and August and August is technically autumn.
...
...
...
only i call people jerkfaces...
Mara, did you read my MC chapter?
Why did it go quiet?
*nods*
My teachers recommend coats, but they don't force them. They figure that if people are cold, they'll use common sense, I guess. That, or they don't care. :P
My maths teacher sometimes turns the heating off in his classroom in Winter, because he says people work better that way. It's a cold room, even WITH heating.
Not yet, Death! I'm seriously behind on the MC :(
@Aisling: I always considered August autumn. Apparently that's wrong, though. ^^
Seasons don't really seem to happen when they should...
August is my birthday ^^.
Morw... The chapter has nothing to do with anything, really...
I'm currently walking around Lidl, so excuse my distance.
Turns off the heating? That's cruel.
In Ireland apparently the seasons are slightly different to the UK. August is Autumn here. Summer is May, June and July. And Autumn is August, September and October.
*is looking forward to getting June, July and August off next year instead of just July and August which I have ATM*
*have off
I am a Gemini!!
VIRGOOOOOO
'Kay, Mara.
*nods*
That sounds about right, Aisling. I /think/ summer actually begins mid-June here.
Ah, he's a pretty funny teacher, though. Naturally, he brings a little plug-in heater to put in the corner where he stays.
Or an electric fan, in Summer. Also in the corner, so nobody else can enjoy it. xD
Naturally Taia.
I'm Cancer
I'm Aries. :)
Wbd, reading MC:)
I think I'm Aquarius.
Gtg bye
Bye Ais
MY PRIMARY SCHOOL BEGAN AT TEN TO NINE AND ENDED AT HALF THREE. *frowns*
Now I'm in secondary, we start at quatre to nine and end at twenty-five to four!
So it's ten minutes longer.
But we only have an hour and five minutes' worth of break time altogether.
In primary we had an hour and a half.
But actually longer, because most teachers were nice and gave us longer breaks, y'know.
So yeah.
FABI, YOU'RE AWESOMINOUS, AKAY?
Hi.
Wbd.
My sister's making me Phototshop more. :P
And September, October and November are autumn; December, January and February are winter; March, April and May are spring; and June, July and August are summer. *nods*
Hi Star!! I'm primary and we only get 40 min of break altogether! It's sad.
Bye Ais!
Hi, Star! As did my primary school. And my secondary. :)
I get an hour of total break time, I think.
45 minutes lunch, 15 minutes between second and third lessons.
If your teachers let you out on time...
I've learned to pay little attention to seasons. Last year, we had better weather one week in March than in the entire summer, here. :P
But Ais, you finish at TWO THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I had been in your primary, so much. D:
Damn you maths revision! *glares*
Btw. How old are you guys?
I'm 14, Muse:)
*skips Algebra section of book*
Nom nom ^.^
1D chocolate.
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLVEEEEEE Muse:)
Hey Everyone!!
How're you??
Hi NJ!!!!
Hey guys(:
I'm 20... lol
Hi Ruá!!!
Mrow.
Hi, Mara and Muse and NJ and Ruá!!*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I'm suffering over this horrible thing called maths revision, NJ. You?
What's mrow?
I am putting off Revision!! Which isn't wise of me :P
Msd, making lunch. I'll be back though :)
*sings*
Andgirl, you and I, we're bout to make some memories tonight...
Please please please can Darquesse try to kill everyone?!
I'm not sure I like that idea...
Can't stay right now. Just came to say to Derek Landy:
Thanks for thinking of your minions. Only, I make it a habit of not reading the synopsis on sequals.
I love to be surprised and involved in the story. :D
Surprises are the best part.... [well, maybe not for your books- there are too many other best parts... But you know what I mean :P] .
Not to say that I wouldn't be surprised, but if I read the synopsos, I'd still know the plot, whereas I wouldn't otherwise.... See?
xD
@Bloglander minions.
I'll be back later. Hope to see you folks then :D
*sings*
Don't even try to take this weapon from me, I like you more and more the less air you breathe.
I've come undone, I think I'll kill everyone.
My, what have I done? Fudge it let's kill everyone!
That song reminds me of darquesse..
Little sisters are evil. *nods*
She had to go clean her fish though. In doing so, she took these chains away and freed my hands from bondage - *hums Avarice* - so here I am! :)
Hi! I am, typing in bed, under my blanket thing...
I am also leaving. Bye!
Rua, life the song!
*love
Oh ny god.
*is shaking*
This fanfic... Harry's... dead...? Louis.. Liam... no... *sobs*
:( FOURS DEATH!
Cassandra Clare is one of the BEST AUTHORS EVER. Her books are FABULOUSNESS.
SUCH A GREAT COMBINATION OF GENRES. :)
*hugs Mara*
It was only a fanficle. Not real. Okay? :)
I think Will's my favourite of all of the characters. Including TMI.
Mmh.
Hello.
But...
It's so real.
It's amazing, it really is, but...
Imagine if...
Sorry, ignore me. These fanfics make me so... emotional, I guess.
*giggles*
I shouldn't be laughing. Why did the author put a funny bit into a fanfic where One Direction will be shot? OMFG. Holy crap.
They better not die... *shivers*
Lol Maralie.
Hehheh yes my signed TMS was shipped today by NJ!!!'
HI DRAGONA!
*hugs Mara* Evil authors. :)
Hey Star! How are you?
*screams*
NO NO NO!
YOU CAN"T DO THAT!
THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES OF FANFICTION!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU CAN'T
I REPEAT CAN'T
KILL HIM OFF!
HE'S LOUIS FREAKING TOMLINSON FOR GOD'S SAKE!
*cries*
poor eleanor... *whimpers*
poor harry... *sobs*
Oh my gosh.
In my book someone's sister just accused him of murdering their father, who'd btw just died, so he got arrested, and somehow it was written so that I was laughing my head off all the way through it. :P
Lol Star.
Hmmm im hungry....
Sorry. I poofed.
And now I have When You Smile by the Flaming Lips in my head... :P
Uh, How is everybody?
Funny hat lady was walking along the park and this dude took a picture. She was in the library too.
Hey Ieni! How are you?
*hugs Mara*
I'm good thanks, Dragona. :)
HI TAIA! HI IENI!
Hi Star!
Hi Ieni!
OH MY GOSH. *dies of laughter*
YOU CANNOT BE SO GOOD AT HUMOUR AND EMOTIONAL DISTRESS AND ACTION ALL OF THEM NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. :)
Comment poofed, radio's crackling, I'd say I'm allowed to be in a bad mood.
Oh, now I'm laughing, because the words bad mood are so funny:)
ZOMBIE INVASION
*shoots zombie with a bottle of coke*
IT'S BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Oh no no no no no you evil book. *stabs* YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S HORRIBLE! OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO . . . I SAW IT COMING, BUT NOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO HORRIBLE ASDFGHJKL. D:
Yeah, just ignore me. :)
*uses the book to kill a zombie*
@Star: Which book is this? :)
Clockwork Princess, by Cassandra Clare. :)
Can i possibly watch Doctor Who at the right time AGAIN? I always record it since my Dad tends to control the tv but last week I got to watch it at 8pm my time when it airs..
*excited*
*laughs*
What book are you reading, Star?
@Ieni: *points upward* :)
*giggles head off about hats because CP2*
Zafira, since we can't record it I use my PS3 and go on BBC IPlayer. ^^
Omg. Perrie's voice in Silent Night.
/crying
“So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?"
"You could say that."
"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it."
"I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.”
― Cassandra Clare
I find that very funny.
But, but...I thought I refreshed it. Obviously not *facepalms*
*throws a squirrel to everyone*
Ah, I believe that's already on my list of books to read. :3
It's good, then?
@Alexandra: *laughs*
I liked the part about Count Blintzula in . . . whenever it was. Simon and Isabelle.
*laughs at memory*
It is. :)
Airtight, [I still keep trying to say that instead of "alright" >.>... ~shrugs~ It should be new slang :}]
I'm back! I'm not entirely sure how long I can stay at the moment, but if i can't stay long, I'll try to get on later.
Anybody here?
Bsoitheaaaaa, hello! ~glomps~
Hey Skyril! *gives squirrel* It's been a while. How are you?
Taia! Are you still here? Hiya! ~glomps~
Hello, Dragona. I'm good, thanks.
being a fangirl is fun :3
Aw, heck, Skyril.
You appear as soon as I have to go, eh? :P
*hugs*
I'll speak to you soon, I guess. :)
*hugs and cookies to all*
Bye~
Maraliiieeee! Hello again!
Awww, you have to go? :/ Too bad. Hope to see you soon then! ~hugs~
Hello? I am up at 7:25 on a SATURDAY, so msd. Of I can fall back asleep, I'm sleeping til ten. :-P
*yawns*
Bye Taia! *hugs* :(
Hi Skyril and Fabigail! *hugs* :)
FABIGAIL. LITTLE MIX. SILENT NIGHT. PERRIE. OMG. :')
Hiya, Fabi!
~glomps~
Well, it's 9:30 here, but I've been up since 5:30...
Oo, 1201??
Cheese?
~fistpumps~
Deds...
Nah, no cheese. Not this time. :)
HI SKYRIL!
FOURS TAIA!
I KNOW RIGHT?
PERRIEFECT
Hi Mara! [hugs]
Hi Skyril!
5:30 on a SATURDAY???? POOR YOU! ;-(
[is a very sleepy person in general...yeah]
I dedicate this page to a change of heart, to seeing new things, to stopping to smell the roses, to kittens, to books, post-it-notes, and to imagination.
And again, I have to dedicate this page to friends, because I would be much less without them.
Hi Star!
Hi Dragona!
@Fabi
Well, I don't mind getting up early [I don't tend to stay up very late], but I usually sleep till at least 7 on Saturdays. I wanted to get up and get going earlier today, though :3.
I hate missing any time on Saturday Sundays- the days that I can do exactly what I want! :D
Ok, I've got to go. :/
Sorry I couldn't stay longer.
Bye, guys!
<3
Her 'heavenly peace' made me die. Omg.
ONE DIRECTION DIDN'T COMMENT D: dammit. I could've gotten deds. Oh well, I suck at them anyyyyywayyyyyy.
Great ded, Skyril :)
That makes sense, Skyril.
Oh, bye. :-(
Bye Skyril! *hugs*
Also, nice ded.
Hi!
Mara, did you hear the crap about Taylor Swift Being Pregnant with Harry's baby...
I got up at 9;10am but i still may fall back asleep and its 10 to 11
*yawn* morning. *checks clock* oh... it's almost afternoon here....
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