135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 4918 Newer› Newest»It's not terrible, it's BLUE!!!
Sorry, Fabi. :(
Oh I could have oh well sorry mh iPod died
*hugs Fabi* I would say I love you, but I feel awkward saying that to one person. :P
Oh, you know what else is real?
SCIENCE is real.
And ice cream. That's equally real.
@Star: I think it's goooooodd~
It's ok.
Should I attempt to do a ded that rhymes, or would that be tol cheesy, do you s'pose?
And yes, it is very good that Ireland is real. [nods]
HI ZAF!
*too
[hugs Star back]
Wb, Zaf!
Soooo who here would like to see me casually record myself opening the package NJ sent me when she finally does send it and i get it?
*shrugs* It's rubbish, but thank you. :)
Seven images, it's made of, I think . . .
Although some of those images, I repeated part fo them. :P
Serpentine is an awesome song . . .
ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME. *sobs*
... I now feel the need to list things which are real.
I shall resist.
Hiya, Zaf!
*hands Fabi a cookie*
Rhyming sounds great. If you want to, that is. :)
It's blue . . .
I wanna make a video but Idk what to do it on
Blue is good. ^^
@Zaf: Er, blue?
Blue's a good topic. :P
WHAT TAIA SAID! *hugs Taia*
*laughs* i was thinking of showing of my SP books and my Doctor Who stuff and my HP and Twilight stufff and other stuff I have
*frowns* But . . . it's BLUE!!!
Msd.
.*hugs Star back* :3
@Zaf- that's a good idea, too.
And you could always point out the blue ones, in the process. :P
'Kay, Fabi :c
*laughs*
*is spamming Nix with the fact it's blue*
:P
I NEEEEEeeD KotW!
I don't like not reading!
It's worse than not writing...
Darn!
Battery!
Battery!
Battery!
AH NO I NEED TO GO SLEEPIES NOW FOURS . . .
Hm.
I'm going to go, because battery will make me, if I don't.
Sorry. ^^
*hugs*
Bye~
=
Bye Taia, [hugs back]
Bye Star, it's BLUE!!!
Okay, I've been running trough loads of possible sonorous in my head, and I have to say that this is the most likely given dereks style :
It isn't actually valkery that kills the world, but the reflection with the scepter of the anchents
OH BTW Derek! You couldn't come and do a tour day in bristol could you?! And sign books? Or our hands? Or faces? And seeing as how I love getting tattood I really want to get the SP logo and I would love to get the tattoo done that Valkyrie gets that is mentioned in future?! So if you could get the wonderful, brilliant, amazingly talented, and totally awesomesauce Mr Percival to draw it and upload it onto here then as your Loyal for 6 years minion I would get both done as a eternal proclamation of my love for The Books (and of course, your golden godly gorgeousness)
Much Minionly Lovings!
In reply to Jubi's comment thank you if you were agreeing with me! There are wayyyy to many Vals here! :-D x
now, i get that my theory behind this darquesse business is predictable, but... well, quit frankly, i have WAY to much time to think about possible book out comes and this is really the most plausible. :D.
though one of my other thoughts is that valkery isn't the world killing darquesse and someone, evil and insane, takes the name darquesse, without knowing the prophesies about the name. now, while i'll admit this isn't the golden gods style, it just sounds so amazing.
i have WAY to much spare time... HIA ALLL!!!!
anyhow, BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there anyone around?????
No?
Then I'll be off then
Toodloo!
*Waves*
Me = Bordem
Bordem = Strangeness
Strangeness = Writing
Writing = Tears
Hello?
FABI!!!!!!!!
I am writing a new MC chapter as I type... It is rather... Strange...
Hi Death....
Ijustdancedreallyreallyforthreehourssopleaseexcusetyposandlackofenthusiam.
How are you?
I should work on the nightmare chaoter... I may actually say it twice. [mutters]
I? I am bored... I am tired... Otherwise I am grand!
How are you Fabi?!
Moi? Comme ci, Comme ça, je suppose. Je suis trés fatigueé.
(Me? Okay, I guess. I'm very tired)
So tired, I'm lapsing back into Frenglish...
Also, it's BLUE!!!
Hello all!! I AM HERE.
You may resume your lives.
Hello, Calidae! :-)
It's BLUE.
Its blue??
Okay.
Sorry, Thor is on...
*Drools*
Hey Death!
Sorry... Sorry...
STAR INKBRIGHT, have you inVadered my brain or something??? It's just so BLUE!!!
Is anyone NOT entering the exquisite corpse comp??
I have... It was crap... I am sad...
(Hi btw!)
((I am also very distant....))
I haven't entered it yet... But I am finishing my entry this weekend (I hope!).
Same here Fabi : /
eeek
what are you doing? (like, a drawing, or writing, or... uh, a nice pot?)
HIIII
An illustrated story! I really couldn't decide!
I was going to make a calendar, but my sis and I couldn't finish all twelve months! So I'm writing a story to tie together what we did make. :-)
Hello JUBI!
You're insane...
It's BLUE!!!
cool!!
I am so losing in that case.
Not that I really had much hope in the first place.
Hey Glee!
FABI!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Yes. I am insane.
and also blue food dye makes me go insaner
CALI!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
HOW GOES EVERYONE?! :D
hahah that brings back memories.
For my seventh birthday party i had a cake with fireworks on it. the icing was the darkest blue icing i swesr i have ever seen, and it was still pretty light.... it used up almost a whole bottle of colouring. And everyone went home, their innards and tongues and lips dyed blue, everyone very incredibly hypo.
I am EXTREMELY bored. Very extremely.
What are you entering?
[is supertacklehuggedofdoom]
NOOOOOOOO!!!
SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM
SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM
SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM
SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM
Come on, autocorrect!
111-012-022.
Sorry. [shakes head]
I don't think half of what I say makes sense at the moment...
And it's BLUE!!! [nods]
A picture. Thats about it.
Ive been trying to think of things, interesting things, to do. And then the month just kindof ran out, you know??
New MC chapter
Fabi,
it's superMEGAtacklehuggedofdoom xP
*Ninja attacks Jub Jub*
Hi!
Whoops!
SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM.
That WORKS. [nods]
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
Ah, yes. I need to catch up on the MC... Distant!
My chapter is just... heh... Nothing to do with the current plot... No spoilers... Will make perfect sense for those who need to catch up on...
Yeah, I get it.
I was going to make a video, then a song, then a calendar... It just got smaller and smaller until I came up with something I could actually (hopefulmaybeprobably) do.
He drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud.
SQUEEEEEEEEEE
*Awkward silence*
*Starts pumping Do Me a Favour by Stone Sour*
*Runs in circles*
* bangs head against wall *
* bangs head against wall *
oops. didnt mean to post that twice.
[sings random tidbits Jubi has reminded me of]
Caught up in circles, confusion, it's nothing new.
Running in circles, chasing our tails, coming back as we are-re-re
Alrighty then! [Smashes silence with a baseball bat]
I'm working on a new code, distant!
Death, if you're here, did that MC email send? I think I may have pressed the button by mistake...
When? Just then? No... The one that Ari replied to, yes.
Good. I wasn't done typing... It deleted my draft then... :-/ oh well. [shrugs]
Kinda bad that the first one sent. [winces] Sorry.
*Hugs*
It's okay!! No harsh feelings!!
Also, look back at the chapter. I did something for you!!
[hugs back]
[looks]
It's BLUE!!
[tacklehugs Death]
I like pretzels, too. They are twisted, like plot twists, and they make you want to eat more, and plot twists make you want to read more. Therefore plot twists are pretzels.
Agreed!
And they are salty!
*Licks lips and calls out to mum to go buy pretzels*
Mum wont get pretzels... Morw...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... preeeeeeetzels....
Salty....
Oooooh... To sneak downstairs and get pretzels or not to sneak downstairs and get pretzels...? If I'm really stealthy...but if they notice I'm awake I'll have to turn off the laptop... which means... Hmm... [plots]
Oh, row the salty waves, the waves down in the ocean-o!
Is it weird that Fabi is rather hyper at the moment, while ML is exhausted and tired and upset about something that Fabi considers inconsequential?
PIEE
Pie indeed.
201-022-001-100 110-100-102-012-201 121-100-012...
101-210-002-100 110-100-102-012-201 121-100-012 202-120-120
I've noticed. [laughs]
PIE!!!!!
MUM IS COOKING PIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! IT'S APPLE PIE!!!!!!!
.•°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤° ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ °¤*(¯´★`¯)*¤°•.
*grins*
*eats pie*
As before, if anyone wants the key, let me know or look on my fondue blog, or ask to be invited to view my fondue blog, or just let me know you want in or something!
OwO
I like pie
Pie...
Stop making me hungry, guys! XD
I have cake... Mulan cake... Mushu cake...
.•°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤° ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ °¤*(¯´★`¯)*¤°•.
..... i like cake too
That's it!
Stealthily getting food, distant.
HAVE FUN FABI
STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!! you guys are making me mega hungry.
me too... I didn't have any dinner because none of us were hungry...
but now I'm hungry
and it's 1 AM
My grandma makes the best pie.
*Mouth waters*
yumyumyumiwantapplepie
Food.... Molasses cookies and a banana. [nods] :-P
*glares at Fabi*
no.
*stomach rumbles*
Oh my god...
I just looked up pictures of pie.
and now i'm gonna die of hunger
and now I looked up Chocolate.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME º-º
Sorry! Sorry!
*curls up on the floor*
I want peppermint brownies
I just had ice cream... And milo... And the apple pie smells... To die for...
Mmmmmmm.......
Death.
NO. º–º'
*Scurries away for cake*
*Eats cake*
*Licks fingers*
*Comes back to the computer*
*Detols fingers*
Hi!
*Grins at Jub Jub*
Aren't I nice?
FABI YOU SURVIVED!!!
Molasses... So good... We fed it to the horses and they started eating my hair...
I SURVIVED!!!
And I'm finishing up the ded, so distant!
foodfoodfoodfoodsohungryMUSTHAVEFOOD!!
Oh yeah theres a space bar.
I'm so hungry!!! I want turkey...
*Acts like a turkey*
Gobble-gobble!
http://jubisblogofamazingness.blogspot.com/2013/04/jubis-torture-device-of-doom.html
mwahaha
God they look good... So many calories (yumminess)...
Just picture a mammoth steak... Fried... Roasted... Or stewed...
YUMMY!!!!!!!!
jubi. Hate u. I am SOOO HUNGRY!!
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD! HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD! WHILE WE'RE IN THE MOOOD
COLD JELLEY AND CUSTARD
PEAS, PUDDING, AND SAVELOYS
WHAT'S NEXT IN THE QUESTION?
RICH GENTLEMEN HAVE IT BOYS
IN DI-GES-TION!!!
*grins at Cali*
*Hides chocolate bar that has been eating*
Fine... I will eat the Raspberry Drops from Sovereign Hill... So much sugar and food die...
* mouth waters * sooo... hungry....
I can smell dinner. It smells like heeeavaaaaan. Yumyumyumyumsohungry
tummy growling.
Hungry Cali.
Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.
Food, glorious food!
What is ther emore handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled pieahes and cream , about
Six feet high!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!
Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food
I know it sounds cheesy, sorry, it was an experiment. here goes:
So here's the ded, I bet you thought
That I had left it and forgot
And while that may be slightly true
You point it out, and I poke you
To start, I dedicate it to
The awesome Star, because IT'S BLUE!!!
Taia, Aisling, Saph and Duck
I wish you all the best of luck
In everything you choose to do
Jubi, cake and chocolate pie,
You make me laugh, I wonder why
Sometimes I even start to cry
Because of awesome things you do
I dedicate this page to you
Mara, perfect, not a lie
Also One Direction, (why
Not?) and Little Mix as well!
And to the magic Blogland spell
That makes us who the us we are
And wishes made upon a star
Carry them with you in your heart
And when the world tears you apart
Let them take you to the start
Of something wonderful and new
Ieni you can make me smile
When I have frowned for quite a while
You and Star and Jubi, three
Are good at cheering up, to me
And so are every one of y'all
When I'm feeling really small
When I don't even care at all
You help me back onto my feet
Even though I've yet to meet
Any of you face to face
Its good to know this special place
Where I can come and just be me
And people don't hate what they see
Ember, miss when you were here
Guess it's a busy time of year...
Happy birthday, Kes LeStarre
May all your talents take you far
You're all perfect, who you are
And thanks for being there for me
Also to Zaf, in her tree
And Ari, Death and all of thee
You all bring out the best in me
So, yeah... To everyone in Blogland. [hugs]
Also to a couple of really awesome Bloglandians who are currently outside of Blogland.
Lavender Hope: A poem ded really wouldn't be complete without a mention of you. [hugs]
Luciana Clover Scáth: Miss you and hope you're doing okay. You're perfect [hugs]. That didn't rhyme very well... It sounded cheesy and insincere, so that why it's seperate from the poem.
Also to Mycroft and his umbrella. I haven't deded to MAHU in a while...
And this is where I get too sleepy to ded anymore! Msd.
Its a long song.
*Claps*
Thanks Fabulous!!
http://www.simplyrealmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Oreo-Cookie-and-Cream-No-Bake-Cheesecake-Bakers-Royale1.jpg
WHY DO WE TORTURE OURSELVES SO?!
yumyumyumyumyumYUM death!!
http://kevinandamanda.com/whatsnew/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/LA-Bertolli-trip-33.jpg
*claps*
AWESOME DED FABI!!!!!
but I really hope that you only put in the cry part to make it rhyme... xD
*Hugs*
Death. this is when you STOP TORTURING US!
0_0
A happy omgjubiissoawesome-cry. Sometimes. No, I was making it up. [hugs back]
Cupcakeeeeesssss...
This is when I leave and go eat dinner. Yuuuummyyyy
And then eat ANZAC bikkies. Yumyumyumyumyum.
Bye hungry people :)
And, non hungry people. Bye to you too.
Fabi is annoyed because needs sleep now.
Goodnight/morning/evening/day, all!
BYE FABI AND CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh... I just came on here and saw the ded. I think that's the first time anyone's dedicated to me :) Thanks Fabi *hugs* You've made me very happy now :) :) :)It's a really good poem :) Sleep well.
Oh, and now I have to go... *rolls eyes*
SAPH!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi/bye
Night Fabi!
Toodles Cali!
Hi Sapphi!!
(Heh, see that?!)
very nicely done, Death
Hullo?
Sorry. I just had to sneak around some castle for a bit of wi-fi
xDD
REN!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Have we met?
Uh... What are you doing to my torso?
Uh... I don't think so. Have we?
Don't think so....
well HI
I'M JUBI
yeah...
Hi Jubi!
I'm Ren. A friend of Death's with an epic scar down his face from a vampire.
{Smiles uncertainly}
Don't tell her I said that...
Niccolo?
He's a....
He's not a very nice person :-/
=||=|||~|||~==||||| sirens.
[mutters in sleep]
[shivers]
[not here]
Why do you have all the spaces under your comment?
Niccolo is to be avoided when possible...
Death seems to want to get herself killed. :-(
[now, not here]
Hello Fabi. I remember Death saying something about you being too smart for your own good... Seeing that secret language, I think she might have a point.
Death does. She's always been like that. The memories...
{Shudders}
hmm
I don't know...
REN!
DEATH?!
FABI!!!! *supermegatacklehugs even though you're not here*
hi.
GAH NO!!! * *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
What the hell are you doing here... Jubi. What did he say about me?
I didn't say anything!! Check!!
....umm
nothing really...
Hello (not really hello) Ren. Yeah. I can see that.
It's easy, though, making codes no one else will understand. Making codes people will get is much harder.
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
Hi (not really hi) Jubi.
[vanishes again]
... When I see a deleted comment and you...
Jub Jub. What did he say...?
Bye Fabi! Pleasure to meet you.
Dude. I didn't say anything. Jubi, tell her. I didn't say anything!
Umm.....
*glances between Death and Ren*
.... I think he said something about you saying something about Coco...
but that's it
Thank you Jubi!
*Pats Jub Jub's head*
Cookie?
See? Nothing. Can I have a cookie?
*grins like a good puppy dog*
OK :D *takes cookie*
No!
Okay, Jubi. What powers do you have?
Good Jub Jub!
*Throws stick*
Go fetch!
I can make people extremely happy (like... too happy) and I can make them laugh uncontrollably so their defenses are down and stuff. Sometimes they can go insane to.
^_^
how bout you?
WHEEEEE!!!! *fetches stick*
dammit
WHO WANTS DDEEEEDDDDDDDD???
{Laughs}
Wait! Did you just do it then?!
Well... I honestly don't know anymore... Bob Hitler killed me. Then I took Death's body... You don't mind, do you?
Uh... What's a ded?
DO I MIND!?
What do you bloody well think?
I knew it! Thank you Death!
DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT DED???
Uh... Ren... I meant no...
Not particularly... Sorry...
Oh, thank God. I thought you died... Sorry, I was trying to tell my own fortune by reading my palm... I am still confused.
Death, I meant to say: "Oh, sorry."
Okay, there is someone coming. Let's all hope it is not Mevolent...
Goodbye!
Thank God Singor Jerk-Face has departed...
ok fine.
I dedicate this page to (and I'm gonna try and remember as many people as I can) Death, Fabi, Ren, Seph, Saph, Ember, Luci, Mara, Kessie, Val, Cali, Ari, Zaf, ummm....... Em, Adra, Eve, Star, Ais, Duck, Missy, Ieni, Rua, Alexandra, Taia, Dragona, Mel, Lav and....
wow that's really al I can think of...
IF YOU'RE NOT IN IT, THEN I DED TO YOU TOO!!!!!
COCCO!
GAH YES! I FORGOT COCCO!
I also dedicate this page to Cocco.
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